I hope Nene saw this she got brainwashed and called us perverts (which isn’t a total lie) even when waifu is one of our more innocent words, most of the time.
Think what the JP fans think when we sent this chat to previous members. If they believe Coco, it means for the long time we have been sexually harassing them, because we asking them to become our f*p material. I would rather take Ollie's type of harmless language manipulation than this one all day.
Oozora Subaru: Regarding Okayu and Coco-chan providing false information, I want the viewers to decide between guilty and not guilty. Possibly JP bro and Kaigai Niki: *vote Not Guilty* Kiryu Coco: *I love democracy.*
@@lknisha Yep, democracy is complete shit. That's why republics are always superior. " *democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.* "
For the people who were worried about Kaichou destroying our reputation. Look, if Kaichou searched for the meaning of Waifu and it showed “FAP material” and she never doubted it. It just shows that she couldn’t have destroyed something we never had to begin with :^)
Except she did a double translation. Have you ever tried to double translate something, and get hilarious incorrect results? Weeb slang->Vague, not really correct definition in English->Japanese She needs to start using Knowyourmeme
The problem is that she searched in Japanese and not how people speaking English typically use it. To me, it's basically an elevated version of "best girl". Sure you might look up material for best girl, but that's just a secondary effect and has nothing to do with the meaning.
For anyone curious. Waifu comes from the anime Azumanga Daioh when one of the characters says "my wife" in English for some reason, but it sounds like he says "my waifu" since they are not a native English speaker. Link for the clip: th-cam.com/video/0AgDbAT56I0/w-d-xo.html
Bless that anon fellow kaigai who was able to save our reputation. Edit: not that we had much in the first place lmao Also, what kind of accent was kaichou using? for some reason it made her sound like a real delinquent for me but I have no idea why, is it like a stereotype way of talking of yakuzza or gangs in movies or something? This is how Ya草 works
One thing that made this even funnier was Okayu using a thumbnail of her in jail when her stream and this stream was live at the same time. It was an amazing coincidence.
I knew it, i knew i wasn't tripping when i got really confused on why Coco translated "waifu" to *that* to Okayu and jp niki🤣 turns out Coco just messing around like usual lol Should've waited uploading this video an hour because okayu just tweeted a pic of her in jail😂
3 months ago I couldn't stand Subaru's voice. Today I look forward to what shinanigans she gets into while embracing the duck meme. Such is the fate for all that fall down the Hololive rabbit hole. 😅
The funny thing is, Coco herself has a husbando in Kazuma Kiryu. She even named herself after Kiryu and stole his Yakuza theme. She probably understands waifuism better any other Holo.
Blames the fans, then Google, then Okayu, and manages to get a not guilty verdict thanks to all her supporters in the chat. She really is a yakuza...
Ya *KUSA*
"Coco wa warukunai yo ne"
ya草
や草
She tweeted later on thanks to her kiryukai for helping her get off the hook. Despicable!
Props to that madlad who sent the message to Subaru. He's a hero.
"More like a snitch grrrr" - Kaichou probably
@@IncognitusAdham nahh she literally relied on search engine and translation when she could have asked that simple matter on Twitter or something
@@natechods are you on his side?! huh?! Our Dragon is not guilty!! Our dragon is not guilty!!
This comment thread is hilarious
Kaigainiki; Coco-san URAGIRIMONO!!!!!
Subaru: How did you explain this to Okayu?
Coco: ...I told her... it meant 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒃𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒍
Subaru: *What the actual fack?*
nani the FAQQQ
Even I'm surprised by this.
What the actual quack
Loll
What the quacktual fuack?!
Bless that man who submitted the police report. Saved the whole Kaigai-niki reputation.
i love subaru so much lol
More than mitsubishi
don't press the impeza fanboys
Your pfp not presented that..
Mahal ka ba
@@tommynguyen8311 👀
*All praise the Duck and the dude who sent it to her!!!*
They saved us overseas bro's our reputation and dignity. _o7_
They saved us indeed humu humu
o7
o7
.....What reputation and dignity?
@@gunnermike4553 we are *men of culture* , anything else is slander.
"What's 2d wife?"
Google:they are imaginary girlfriends or wifes some weebs have,also known as waifu
Bing:
In Marine's case... extremely exclusively Bing.
me and the boys hate bing
Yagoo! :
Man idk if you guys believe it but Bing actually does return searches like those sometimes. It’s not even sad anymore it’s just funny
Bing just give you the true results
Okayu's past crimes have doomed her to be guilty yet again. 🐈
That sinful cat always end up guilty... But like gura we can't stay mad at her because she is cute...
I hope Nene saw this she got brainwashed and called us perverts (which isn’t a total lie) even when waifu is one of our more innocent words, most of the time.
Think what the JP fans think when we sent this chat to previous members. If they believe Coco, it means for the long time we have been sexually harassing them, because we asking them to become our f*p material.
I would rather take Ollie's type of harmless language manipulation than this one all day.
wait til she realized that ina was calling her "waifu"
Maybe our waifriend knew, that's why she kept rejecting our proposal
Lol i cant get over the fact the they say shitpost so casually
Subaru saving the reputation of kaigainikis everywhere
The duck police force shouldn’t be trifled with
I would've laughed so hard if Coco pulled out "Coco wa warukunaiyo neeee"
I sense a certain presence. A certain fluffy presence... This must be the work of a stand!
The one Holo girl I thought will totally get arrested, actually slipped out....
Of course she won't be arrested, she's や草 after all...
It took me awhile to actually get that.
“Ya... kusa.... I don’t get it. What’s a yakusa- OH!”
@@tikitak7672 lol
Yeah kusa...
@Aki Akisautumn kazuma pulled the strings
Oozora Subaru: Regarding Okayu and Coco-chan providing false information, I want the viewers to decide between guilty and not guilty.
Possibly JP bro and Kaigai Niki: *vote Not Guilty*
Kiryu Coco: *I love democracy.*
I don't think the system works.
@@thenefarious1261 : Sadly it is how democracy works. The biggest voice wins.
@@lknisha Yep, democracy is complete shit. That's why republics are always superior.
" *democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.* "
My reputation has been saved by an particular Duck
For the people who were worried about Kaichou destroying our reputation. Look, if Kaichou searched for the meaning of Waifu and it showed “FAP material” and she never doubted it. It just shows that she couldn’t have destroyed something we never had to begin with :^)
Except she did a double translation. Have you ever tried to double translate something, and get hilarious incorrect results?
Weeb slang->Vague, not really correct definition in English->Japanese
She needs to start using Knowyourmeme
The problem is that she searched in Japanese and not how people speaking English typically use it. To me, it's basically an elevated version of "best girl". Sure you might look up material for best girl, but that's just a secondary effect and has nothing to do with the meaning.
To think us Kaigainiki's are saved by SubaDucktive despite constantly roasting her and joking about her being an abandoned child, a scary duck, etc.
0:28
Goofy possessing Coco's body
"I love Democracy" - Kiryu Coco(Probably)
For anyone curious. Waifu comes from the anime Azumanga Daioh when one of the characters says "my wife" in English for some reason, but it sounds like he says "my waifu" since they are not a native English speaker. Link for the clip: th-cam.com/video/0AgDbAT56I0/w-d-xo.html
"What the meaning of 'Waifu'"
-Subaru asked
This is gonna be a long story to tell
I don’t think Subaru will be arresting anyone lol. Coco is the Yakuza and Okayu is the wife of another yakuza
Yubi Yubi......
The definition of waifu is YAGOO
The problem with that is that puts Waifu back into the "f@p" definition.
That "yeah" sounded like goofy
Friendship ended with Coco, now Subaru is our english language representative.
Waifu is more pure than that
Bless that anon fellow kaigai who was able to save our reputation. Edit: not that we had much in the first place lmao
Also, what kind of accent was kaichou using? for some reason it made her sound like a real delinquent for me but I have no idea why, is it like a stereotype way of talking of yakuzza or gangs in movies or something?
This is how Ya草 works
We may have been too harsh with you Subaru but I want to take a moment to thank you for saving our reputation o7
I don't know If It's just Subaru with every girl, but her interactions with Coco are always so freaking GOOD and funny
One thing that made this even funnier was Okayu using a thumbnail of her in jail when her stream and this stream was live at the same time.
It was an amazing coincidence.
I can't believe Coco got away with it. It was actually pretty impressive. That's the power of confidence.
Coco is always explaining the secret knowledge without first covering the basics. Truly wise in the ways of the world.
The fact that she shows no remorse and instead keeps on pushing the limit is what's really funny.
Truly the definition of Thug life.
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!
She can't keep getting away with it!
blaming others in every question thrown at her...
*life of a yakuza indeed*
I knew it, i knew i wasn't tripping when i got really confused on why Coco translated "waifu" to *that* to Okayu and jp niki🤣 turns out Coco just messing around like usual lol
Should've waited uploading this video an hour because okayu just tweeted a pic of her in jail😂
3 months ago I couldn't stand Subaru's voice.
Today I look forward to what shinanigans she gets into while embracing the duck meme. Such is the fate for all that fall down the Hololive rabbit hole. 😅
big D energy, wriggling out of the cop's questioning like a yakuza would do.
lol the way coco said "yeah" made her sound like goofy
I love the way you subtitle Subaru's laughs
This dragon is projecting big sheep energy.
was waiting for this to be translated
Subaru and coco have the funniest voices in hololive so this is gold!
Really glad management is loosening up Coco’s restrictions on Collabs. It took months where she was isolated.
Coco said it casually LMAO, it is even hard to deny that it is wrong
Subaru has saved our nonexistent reputation
They sound so cute :3 get me out of this rabbit holeeeee
sexy oversea bros betrayed boss coco, there's going to be an increase in population in tokyo bay, specifically underwater.
For some reason I fun hilarious the way Coco says "Waifu" at 0:27
Coco in the entirety of this clip summed up in a single phrase:
Coco wa warukunai yo ne!~
I’m waiting for another trial for Okayu please
I never thought I could love a duck this much lol
Coco at 0:49 says "桐生シコです" which is a pun on her name similar to "Nekomata Okazu"
“Kaigai Niki you have betrayed me!”
Well you betrayed us first so we’re even
we betrayed you? no no no you betrayed us kaichou, subura now our saviour no our MESSIAH
Poor Okayy she is always getting arrested lol
The dragon is still out on the loose
Lmao Nekomata "Okazu"
It's simple yet the most funniest thing about this interrogation
Coco should know by now that Urban Dictionary is the place to go to for REAL English definitions
Oh my gosh! I really thought Kaichou was gonna be guilty but she managed to pull through and used her yakuza skills to escape! 🤣 Sasuga Kaichou! 👏👏👏
Content Cop Japanese Division is one duck with a police hat. Understandable.
coco wa... warukunai yo neeeeee?
You don't mess with the mafia
The only one found "innocent".
I guess Coco's underlings are actually much more loyal than I thought, cuz I thought they would snitch about Coco's shady business or something, haha.
Coco: You got it all wrong, officer! Those are my friend's drugs! I just sold it to him! I didn't know they were illegal!
If this fellow kaigai nikki stops by in our neighbourhoods we should buy him a drink or something.
Subaru is a true hero
Protect n serve SHUBA! Protect n serve!
Thanks Subaru, Waifu is just 2D wife
Even UD, who infamously has a sexual definition for everything, comes up with a wholesome definition for "waifu."
That's true. I found her explanation of "waifu" very bizarre.
0:49 I think Kaichou said "Kiryu Shiko" (shiko = f@p)
The officer make a mistake when she's included viewers decisions for Kaichou. Of course, they'll be said that Kaichou not guilty.
Subaru's voice at 1:54 mark
HHNNGGGG
Coco be like:
"You got the wrong -guy- girl! Coco wa warukunai yo ne!"
I study SEO. I can confirm sh*t happens.
Coco: warukunai yo ne~
So Coco blamed the search engine, the JP bros, and then Okayu. I guess at the very least we're not being blamed for it anymore...
Subaru saved the kaigai nikis but at the cost of JP niki and Okayu
@@ikkubol We were saved, but at what cost?
Crunchy road, take me home to my waifus
Subaru: "Your translation is a big help."
Wait, I thought the whole point Kaichou is here is the fact it wasn't.
Coco finally gets arrested for her crimes.
The funny thing is, Coco herself has a husbando in Kazuma Kiryu.
She even named herself after Kiryu and stole his Yakuza theme.
She probably understands waifuism better any other Holo.
Investigator Subaru is the best
Now if only Subaru could clear up Coco's use of the word "shitposts"
The deciding factor was truly a jury of Coco’s peers (aka the Kiryu-kai)
Very (USD)American
I can't believe Okayu went to jail... again
Finally all the waifu coomers can rest easy and keep hiding behind their veil of lies
They were seriously outraged by this lol even though it was just a funny misunderstanding
Let's promote Subaru to kaigainiki spokesperson.
So good
Okayu is guilty yet again Lol
Coco warukunai yo ne~~
I mean the initial reaction is to say whoa wait no thats not what it means
...but...
Good video.
Guilty
WAIFU?!? Nononono, friend!
Turns out gravity falls was right about ducks in the police force
I mean, this dragon isnt wrong...👀
She knows the meaning of poggers but not waifu... Sasuga Kaichou