Well accelerating on a straight line is one thing. Let's have them compete on the Nordschleife and then we'll see how that 2.000hp Nissan monster can handle some nice curves.
That fuckin nissan was prolly on its smallest tune set. Those things in Dubai be doin 4 wheel drive 120mhp rolling g burnouts and shit. Like 2000herspers
Y'all really need to learn how to spot a sleeper, there. No one puts slicks on a car they intend to drive on even moist pavement if they can help it... and the suspension looks cut down. Just a little bit. Just enough to try to hide those slicks in the wheel wells.
You’re also in an automatic which is killing your gear shift ratio. Even when it’s tune correctly. You still loose power. Also the dude rolled up in racing tires. That should of been a dead giveaway
"It's all stock. The slicks? Oh those are just for looks. No worries."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No its not stock nissan its 1000 hp project
@@ChoukiAbdelilah-cx6jc now it's 3k hp
@@ChoukiAbdelilah-cx6jc youre pretty d umb hey?
@@marksmith161 are you sure??
Fortunately it's a patrol, not a juke
No one saw that coming😂
Unfortunate for Hammond
@@throughafricaseyes1131 it was on slicks i saw it coming
Joke*^
There's a juke that almost beat Veyron
It has even more HP now, around 3000. That's mental!
Do you mean 300?
@@stills5deep nope, I know the number 3000 it's crazy, but it's true
@@stills5deep just search TH-cam for " 3000 hp nissan patrol"
Just casually having drag slicks
Once I saw the Nissan was lowered down I knew Hammond was in trouble, that thing must have around 2000hp, omg
IIRC, that Patrol had a GTR engine and drivetrain swapped in. Similar to the XJ220 swapped van from the early years.
EXACTLY!! Lol
It’s a Guinness world record holder I think is way more than 2000 I think it’s 5 for some reason
3000 know actually
At the time it was around that now its 3000plus
Wasn’t it like a 2000bhp twin turbo motor from GT-R that revved into the sky or something?
In all honesty the 918 did well considering it’s weight, grip, and power deficit. It made far more use of its power than the patrol.
Yes it was
This was such a funny episode. I miss these guys/this show so much.
We have a new episode of grandtour this week I belive
Yeah...thats stock..
The patrol just knew hammonds history of keeping his motor on the black top 😂😂
World's best sleeper it has a nissan gtr engine and running gear
Thank you.
You didn’t see the tires? That tire setup alone scares me, you know they are rocking power if they have the wheels and tires to back it
If the bonnet is big enough for an engine swap and 2 huge turbos...don't even bother
When you see a regular looking car but with slick wheels from your average regular.
Thats a sleeper ready to humiliate you.
He’s pulling away until turn one where you lose him lol
I mean look at his rims and tires. He means business
when I saw those tires I new that hamster was in for a show
Rule number 1 of racing.
If it looks out of ordinary....
dont fucking race it. just run away
Hammond had his ass whipped 😅
Would have looked better losing in a zonda....
That patrol is flipping awesome
If u know, Richard is a good driver! 🤞🇩🇪
We all knew in advance what was going to happen 😂😂😂😂 Hammond u lost! 😂😂😂
معظم السيارات بالخليج ملغمه لاتحاول تسابق احد
Hammond u fool he's got slicks, don't take the bait.
Reminds me of the scene where venom meets carnage and doesn't want the smoke
And it got 15 more miles before the engine blew up
Clarkson "Built in a shed no less.... HAMMOND!!"
The patrol will beat you off the road and on the road. It is legendary.
Man drove like he forgot the IED at home
Words don't judge a book by its cover come very well to this
I just saw the tires of the Nissan and I knew that thing must be a rocket
One of my favorite clips of the Tour!
This was such a good show.
A vauxhall astra van full of tools would still be pushing it. 😂
Soon as you saw the tyre wall writing, you just knew.
Poorest Saudi versus richest Brit
That's some wwe level acting the way Hammond sold the race
"What just Hammond"
That was a R34 GTR with a patrol body
With 3000hp rebuild engine 👹
His Face 😂😂😂
What...just...happend????
😂😂😂😂
as soon as I saw those slicks on I knew it was over😂
Welcome back to another episode of "Richard Hammond incapable of reading not so subtle cues"
"how you like them aerodynamics apples"
I mean, ill just gonna sell the Porsche and buy that Nissan
Does that rear tire cover actually contain a parachute?
hammond is my fav out of jeremy and james
Well accelerating on a straight line is one thing. Let's have them compete on the Nordschleife and then we'll see how that 2.000hp Nissan monster can handle some nice curves.
It'd do pretty well, considering its basically a modded *GTR* with a Patrol body.
The moment I saw the Nissan tire, I got to know Nissan is winning.
all stock, except for the jet engine.
Race those cars around a track
bro got humbled very quickly
I seen enough videos on youtube to know that if it is supercars vs JDM, always bet on the JDM.
i saw the wheels and thought something is off about that nissan.
Ah, that's why people like the patrol as an off the road car
Doomsday is coming. Be prepared
Now imagine all the money that got put into the Nissan placed into the porsche to tune it...
yeah good luck then
whereas a real Nissan Patrol couldn't outdrag continental drift
Hammond don't do it, I bet he has more than .
*Average dubai local daily driver*
The Police has to catch fast cars too, doesnt it?
Yeah it's got slicks. I'm good
That fuckin nissan was prolly on its smallest tune set. Those things in Dubai be doin 4 wheel drive 120mhp rolling g burnouts and shit. Like 2000herspers
Slow cars fast > fast cars fast Gotta love it
Let’s see tinted windows, car is lowered, tires…. Yeah he’s got some mean mods under that hood no doubt
What happens to it when you get to first corner ??
Y'all really need to learn how to spot a sleeper, there. No one puts slicks on a car they intend to drive on even moist pavement if they can help it... and the suspension looks cut down. Just a little bit. Just enough to try to hide those slicks in the wheel wells.
Tuners are the best
Nice Nissan sleeper that beat the 918
I knew exactly what that thing was as soon as the tyre sidewalls 😂😂
The patrol has a aventador engine LOL
Race, apologize, move on.
Little did he know he would have to accept the apology...
lol this is the moment when he realized.. . he had fucked up. and the last thing he could would be "we are not gonna talk about that"
Look at those tires
I’d of been we can run but I’m already gapped just sitting here
The Hoosier Drag Tires are just for Optic.
You raced, apologize for wasting his time and move on...
Plenty of space for helicopter to land😂
Every car enthusiast knows that Nissan before they even raced. Corny acting
Nissan has a good engine.
i called it.
What...
Just...
Hammond?
Iittle Richard Hammond got his arse handed to him
As soon as i saw the slicks i thought, oh no lol
Did he apologise?😂
The next time the Sheik will be prepared for Hammond and race against him in a tuned 2engine Reliant Robin and still Hammond loose the race. 🤣
The thing, has Fucking drag slicks on the Front, nonetheless...
Come on!
Plus UAE money..?
Come on now...
Love the Vid tho😊
Saw that coming lol
I'm sure richard already knew what was gonna happen but those hoosier slicks are dead giveaway as to what's about to happen lol
Please have the dignity to spell Happened correctly.
Sleeper.
You’re also in an automatic which is killing your gear shift ratio. Even when it’s tune correctly. You still loose power. Also the dude rolled up in racing tires. That should of been a dead giveaway
Anyone see the Nissan patrol driver.?
that nissan 2k horsepower
Built, not bought
The Porsche did well considering the Nissan has 3000 hp.
The Porsche is also not a dragracer, the 918 want corners.
You got farm trucked!
Lmao that’s hilarious
What the heck is a Nissan Patrol?
See them Hoosiers and u probably in trouble lol
My god
Lmao still wouldnt get me to ever touch nessan
This can't be right???🤔🤔🤣