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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- A compilation of unique haikus from Mio's stream!
This is half interesting highlights clipped from the 2 hour long stream and half an exercise in trying to translate haikus in a way that kind of works in English. Pretty much none of the haikus are translated literally but they should still make sense and have the same number of syllables (is the idea). Thanks to xIceArcher for going through the haikus with me.
Original stream⬇️
• 初夏のユニーク俳句王決定戦 【ホロライブ】
Channels:⬇️
Miko: t.co/FM8eBkuiOO
Suisei: t.co/VezQQPDAO0
Fubuki: t.co/R9TNhC7sPO
Rushia: t.co/oSbsAhW2R9
Kanata: t.co/rVcDJmho1o
Mio: t.co/q9BIMx4FWT
Ayame: t.co/DR2yLYpy64
Marine: t.co/8WZjV1i70E
Coco: t.co/8cLgYV6aLQ
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Okay but can we appreciate the fact that the English translations of the haikus are themselves haikus? Major props to that
It was cool, but I'd like to know if some of the meaning got lost in the process of making the translations haikus. I dunno much Japanese and for me it's really hard to tell, but some stuff seemed a bit off
Tomáš Karlík
From what the description states, for the most part the translations are correct, but they aren’t literal translations.
I’m no expert either, but from my experience sometimes phrases can’t be literally translated because of the nature of Japanese sentence structure, or even the fact that there just is no Japanese word for it. Mind you I’m speaking off of like three college sems of Japanese, so this is just my experience with it.
I’m really just surprised the pool/poor joke still worked just as well in English tbh
@Pardon My Grammar And it should be remembered that a good translator gets the meaning across, not just provide a literal translation.
@@iexistiguess1920 tbh the pool pun was probably the easiest one to translate, i just needed to make a really lame pun using the word pool and force it in there. The hardest one to translate was probably Rushia's first haiku because it's two different puns connected in one sentence. Still not really satisfied with how that one turned out
Well, the translation are interpretations of the originals. But I thought they conveyed the message as well as is possible in English. Technically, haiku is an aesthetic concept that doesn't really apply outside of Japanese, right?
Fubuki's Haikus without explanation: Pure and cute.
Fubuki's Haikus with explanation: R.I.P. Yagoo's dreams.
Yes, Officer, that Alien Cat right there.
@@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates fubuki: "but i'm not a cat...nya!!"
I mean, at this point Yagoos dream has to be buried way deep into the earth's core right?
@@EddieB-ready
The depth of his buried dreams is mysteriously proportional to the heights of his fat stacks of cash.
Before explanation: Kore wa... Seiso!
After explanation: Kore wa... yabei!
Note on Rushia's Haiku:
Go home = Kaeru
Frog = Kaeru
Kaeru-san [Froggy, ]
Anata wa doko ni [whereto do you]
Kaeru ka? Ie. [go home? Speak.]
Damn, this is some illuminati shit.
That's just a good poem. Like straight up.
oh now the threatening factor is up by like 78%
yeah i was also thinking this wasnt translated out well into english.
That's quite a wordplay
"Captain Marine should go find an appropriate swimsuit for her age" -Kiyru Coco
I have just witnessed an absolute murder happen before my very eyes.
Absolutr FATALITY
She may be 29 or 30 but she’ll always be 17 in our hearts
@@Luster-qc8ez I think the correct term is she's 17 but in season 2
@@Luster-qc8ez its funny, there's probs like 5 people older than her in HL x)
Tbf it could be read either as “you are too old for that swimsuit” or “you are 17, stop trying to get people arrested”
Miko has the most baby voice and says the most pervy things.
She has the soul of an old man after all.
the blood of Los Santos is running through her veins
@@jomybaby22-gaming bruh🤣
Truly an elite idol
Sasuga elito shrine maiden lol
"'Tis rainy season"
"But in a weeb's room it's just"
"As moist as ever."
- S̶u̶n̶ ̶T̶z̶u̶, Amane Kanata, 2020
Amane Kanata, Art of War.
I love the how coco immediately used that to create the hololive haiku eu.
Art of gorilla.
Fucking savage.
it wasn't included here but suisei's psycho side surfaced a bit with a pretty ominous haiku during the pool section lol
(The duality of Suisei)
Suisei: The rainstorm mirrors my despair, for today is just like the rest.
Also Suisei: Haha rain go drip.
Yeah, also the part when they believe Suisei hiding disturbing meaning behind her normal-looking ice cream haiku really crack me up. lol
Yup very malevolent...
You mean the one where she mentions drowned bodies? Nah, that's not psycho, it's just normal Sui-chan....
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"okay so this topic is about rain"
Fubuki: "Shotas...In the rain..."
"O-okay... This haikus theme is ice cream"
Fubuki: "Shotas eating ice cream..."
"Pools?"
Fubuki: "SHOTAS IN THE POOL!"
Looks like she's been spending too much time with Matsuri...
@@moosenugget7 nah matsuri's going for lolis, must've been Noel or Flare
@@moosenugget7 That's a funny way to spell Suisei
@@rikusoraleon Are we sure this is not Suisei wearing Fubuki like that time in Project Winter?
I'll be assuming those were swimming trunks floating in the pool
These were quite funny.
The girls are so talented.
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.
What you did there, I see it.
Thats some old ass reference
Ah, the reference. I like.
Ah yes. A man of culture.
"WE GOT A CODE 5-7-7 CALL FOR BACKUP!"
Local news flash: Small wall chested girl with Green hair is wanted for assaulting a frog. If you have any information about such individual or about the incident, please inform your closest Police department. The individual left after saying "I'm not small chested!" angrily before leaving the scene. Now for the weather, Heather?
It's non-stop rain here! And oh my god! I just saw a white figure jump on a group of little boys! Someone get help!
*Broadcast interrupted*
Get your swimsuit at Veilnor, we have our swimsuits suited for any age, old and young a-
Thanks for the translation and hard work!
This is only threatening, the one who assaulted (crushed in her hands) a frog is Suisei
She changed her hair color. They'll never find her :c
@@whatsagoodnickname9025 Nah, that frog is this frog's great great great great grandfather!
@@shadovvwolfie790 totally a "paint and spray" moment in the world of grand theft auto
@@sekaihunter9378 what if this frog(Rushia's haiku) is the reincarnation of the frog from Suisei's story... *KAERU GA KAERU*
haikus are written
Our waifus are laughing
Yagoo is crying...
Our waifus are laughing* (so it makes it a 7-syllable line)
@@nunusrandom7534 done, thanks
Perfection
Isn't the second line only 6 syllables tho
@@brreakfastYT Shhhh... that's a secret...
Fubuki kept digging her own grave whenever she tries to explain her haiku
Foxhole. Small enough to fit a week ration of shota.
@@oujimandias6485 oh.
@Ouji Mandias Everything about this comment, including your username, gives off the inpression of a very dangerous and disturbed individual. I'm pleased to meet you.
@@Daniel_Lancelin I am honored lol
nice to meet you, too!
"a-ame ga furu..."
"could you do that again?"
this moment had absolutely no business being as funny as it was
I had to laugh immediately too
FBK has created a tale of dangerous love.
Miko just wanted to see some oppai.
Kanata went from insulting weebs, to insulting Marine, and finally insulting herself.
Haiku really do show the true feelings of the writer.
And then there's suisei and rushia which imply danger everywhere XD
Kanata's first one was about 'otaku' so it was self-depreciating too.
Fubuki actually has some quite nice haikus there....
Which she then completely destroys with her explanation
Suisei's rubbing off on her.
Pac Man no, she’s into shoNENs, not shoTAs, big difference. Wdym both are still illegal? Pfft.
Her rain one was my favorite haiku... until the explanation.
The wording on Fubuki's Wanted Poster is quite nice
Fubuki just realized that her Haikus were a bit too tame in contrast to the entertainment value the other ones (puns and lewd haikus) had so she came up with funny scenarios.
"I rate this C for Cringe" is my new favorite quote
Fubuki's haiku actually gave me a very clear wholesome image in my head. That is until she mentioned she was staring intently at a shota doing the aforementioned wholesome action.
Rushia somehow threatened a frog scare the audience make a 5-10-10 haiku and still take home the champion ship truly a monster among mankind
I wonder if one of the judges was a frog.
When Fubuki came up:
Oh, she’s taking this kind of seriously, eh?
Fubuki literally when I paused to think: “Imagine the person to be a shota”
...
Fubuki is the vanilla one. She's offering herself in the same order as: "dinner, shower, or me"
Is that a Fate Kaleid Reference I spot good Sir?
Strawberry? Chocolate? Vanilla it is!
Or in other words: Miko? Matsuri? Fubuki it is!
@@chhyachhrasuwar What reference?
@@Acorn_Anomaly Fate Kaleid Prisms Ilya is a spinoff of an anime series called the fate Series. There a character asks the MC "Dinner, Shower or Sella"
@@chhyachhrasuwar that's not a Fate reference. The "dinner? Bath? Me?" thing is an old Japanese joke.
I felt a little bit attacked by PPT's haiku wtf
She's spitting facts, though. She knows what it's like.
Truth hurts mate
shes been there
5:26 i think its about her broom closet of a room that reaches 30°c thus the moist part
Its too relatable and I don't like it, I feel bad for PPT and attacked
The pun mio was trying to make in the pool haiku is that "puru puru" is an onometapia for shivering but also sounds like pool
Marine: I support Rushia!
Rushia: *inaudible loli necromancer noise*
11:48
"ughuooough"
The raw taste of a vote powering her up
I absolutely love that hard pain sound
Fubuki first haiku remind of one time when I go to a Musium.
I saw a painting that look cool so I discuss the painting with my friend. Trying to decipher its meaning. Then a random dude just walk up and said it a cool looking coffee stain.
The dude is the artist.
Ignorant is bliss.
Hey at least you got to know what it means lol
As someone that painted for fun, atl all my stuff was never painted with deeper meaning, just meant to be pleasant to the eye.
The artist’s name? Albert Einstein.
…don’t mind me, just necromancing a dead meme
Haiku is fun
If you actually know wtf you're doing
That can be 5-7-5, but overpassed on the end became 5-7-6, ugh...
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
Haiku is fun but
if you are shota or frog
please call police now
Nothing matters here
They can do everything
that they want to do
As I fall deeper
My heart is slowly consumed
"*laughs*, I'm in danger!"
Coco sounds so intelligent for me maybe cause she likes studying as she once said on stream
She is really smart indeed.
I found that out when she streamed playing Portal 1 for the first time. Initially she had a tough time wrapping her head around how to properly think with portals, but she progressed fairly quickly. You can tell when things were starting to click in her brain, it was very entertaining.
When she played portal 2, she analyzed every level incredibly well, and seeing her thought process was very clear.
Doesn't she have 2 degrees?
Quite a few of the holos are very sharp. Coco, Kanata, Suisei, Iofi... Even Aqua's "Baqua" stereotype isn't really deserved, she's quite the quick study when it comes to picking up games. I find it all to be incredibly refreshing.
@@Morrigi192 who cares she got 4 millions/year for tour and streaming.
I never knew Kanata could be so savage. I guess even angels could switch modes on a whim.
She has quite the mischievous streak, you just don't see it all the time.
Kanata is one of the best roaster in Hololive
She is so good that I sometimes think she roast herself on daily basis just for the sake of getting better...
...
Oh wait...
In Hololive Angels are Devils and Devils are Angels... don't question it, it just works.
I keep coming back to this clip. It’s so good. And it has some beautiful memories.
Man, it's sad looking back at this video now with the knowledge there are now two members in this video that are no longer part of Hololive...
this video is painful to watch now :(
😭
Sudden right hook from Kanata, then ofc coco jumps on the bully train lol
FBK's haiku was pretty nice and standard then she added that meaning and it became even better, I guess FBK took over the role of Suisei. Suisei the first one was funny with the echo, but I fell in love with this one immediately 2:34. Sasuga Miko, talking about rain and see-through clothing; an iconic duo those two are. That Miko comment on Mio's part lmfao. Didn't expect that teamwork. Kanata's haiku was relatable. Kanata with the chotto matte already had me, but the addition of Marine being trendy was just icing on the cake. 7:07 Coco adding insult to injury. Because of FBK's ideas I'm never gonna look at poems the same way as I had before. Kanata's haiku hurts me. Didn't think Rushia would win, was sure of FBK's victory, but I guess the wall prevails against all odds, hence Trumps belief towards it.
Until mankind received a grim reminder from lolicon Matsuri....that wall Rushia have been breached
7:11 tbf this could be interpreted either as
“You are too old to get away with that type of swimsuit”
“You are 17, stop trying to get people arrested”
*17, second season
Mio's haiku being so normal while the others is cluster fuc is golden
Fubuki's Haiku...
"Oh this is.. isn't it wholesome ?"
"Yes this is from a perspective me watching a shota."
"...................."
1:50 all sense of wholesome, right out the window
Seems like a lot of shotacon exist in Hololive
First -Suisei- Watame, exposed because of Idolm@ster (she said she likes young & small characters)
Now Fubuki, exposed by Haiku competition
Matsuri not included because she had her own shota called _Natsuiro Shota_ xD
That's not right. She was saying she had an imaginary OLDER brother named Shota, most likely spelled Shouta.
Don't forget our pirate and acchan who loved Flare shota voice
Fubuki already admitted she a shoutacon a long time ago.
Watame is a lolicon though.
Matsuri's imaginary brother is older.
Sui = _Shotacon janai! Shounen!_
And Fubuki has been revealed as a shotacon since like last year where they had a OneeShota competition.
Yourson Isold Also note that Fubuki said 'Shotas and Lolis' were floating in the pool. It seems to some extent not just the shotas have to watch out for Fubuki, but the lolis do as well. Between Hololive and Nijisanji there will be no loli or shota that is safe in the world.
was hoping someone would translate this. Thank you for this!
God, how much of these hidden gems did I miss just because I can't understand the language!? (kneels down*)
I think this clip is one of the ones I watch most often. I love it!
7:06 and here ladies and gentleman you see the Alpha of the clan roasting her prey through only 12 words in a Haiku.
Fubuki so crude
All she wants is to get with
Those young and small dude
THE NEW HAIKU CHAMPION!!
LIGHTNINGSABRE
Rushia fanboy so I'm glad she came out on top, but I really liked Kanata's overall. Great work translating over the haikus, they were conveyed really well!
I appreciate that your translations kept the 5-7-5 syllable format for haikus. Bless you
*FBK mentioned the word "shota"*
Senchou: Ah... *shotacon intensified*
Flare: *suddenly goosebump*
Hmm… seems we’ve been deceived the whole time, Suisei isn’t the shotacon, FUBUKI IS!
Why not both?
@@heraldyaxelevi8132 Suisei's not a shotacon
Aluxious Wolf yes, she is a shounen-con
@@kairou_mikael hello suisei alt account
Translating haiku to english is not easy. Thankyou so much!
"This Haiku destroys all convention. This is an admirable effort, solid C"
I absolutely love how professionally Coco roasts everyone lmao
Mio's wheezing is a treasure
That first one by Rushia, the original in Japanese feels more like:
"Mister frog, tell me the fuck where your home is."
which is so yandere of her. And it's clever because:
かえる / kaeru (noun, with accent on "eru") = frog
かえる / kaeru (verb, with accent on "ka") = go home
いえ / ie (noun) = house
いえ / ie (verb) = say (imperative)
Mio's Haiku + Miko's Haiku made an interesting story there
12:06
*Angry elite noises*
Ohhhh thats one wholesome haiku fubuki :3
*a few seconds later*
Ah god damn it *face palm*
11:48
No one:
Rushia: Oof
when FBK said "maybe strawberry?"
I was like: oh no... is she gonna say "wa ta shi?" at the end?
Fubuki: Vanilla it is
me: oh that's fine.
Also me: NO WAIT SHE'S THE VANILLA, IT'S DISTORTED BUT THE SAME
_I like it._
And what would vanilla ice cream symbolize when it's melted?
I could see the foxy with _hehe boi_ face clear as a day.
Oh the hentai is gonna be interesting for sure
@@thelonecourier3439 7 months later.....
@@mellamojeff458 why you say that?
@@thelonecourier3439 none have been made :(
Thank you for translating, these are hilarious.
Wished you did more of Suisei haikyu.
Hope to see more
Thank you for the subs
And damn, these translations are
Surprisingly good.
My bad haiku aside, you did a really good job "localizing" them into English lol. Keep up the good work!
2:57 - This haiku resonate a lot with a kaiju fan.
Mio : commentator
Fubuki : otaku representative
Ayame and Marine : cute laughing duo
Kaichou : the actual judge
The amount of mio wheezing here will keep me going for a while, thanks
This is freakin gold. Great clip and translations!
3:21 the way Miko said "suketendee..." felt like a killer punchline and had me laughing like crazy lmao
Somehow this is my favorite translated clip of all time out of like the 3000-4000 clips that ive seen
Fubuki: "Imagine- a shota."
Marine: "*You have piqued my interest*"
I truly love how their themes continue with each Haiku like a running gag. Kanata tells about her lonely weeb life and FBK about her obsessions with shotas. XD
My personal favorite is Miko's. The juxtaposition between her baby voice and haiku that sounds like it was written by a pervy 40 year old kills me.
Miko is just something else, gotta love her!!!
I watch this whenever it shows up in recommended and it never fails to make me laugh
I love the fact Captain Marine is always the first to laugh.
I don't get how this video doesn't have more views I've watched it multiple times and it still cracks me the fuck up!
Very impressive translation work!
How these girls play off each other in a group is always so funny XD
A shota in the rain.
Holding umbrella over a snail.
A drenched fox watches.
6-9-5?
@@oujimandias6485
Shota in the rain
His umbrella shading snails
A soaked fox watches
@@perotekku
The shota is gone.
The suspicious white fog,
It went like, "Kon-Kon~!"
🦊
This is so funny omg, I'm actually crying a little XD nice work translating the haiku as well, you did great!
This is by far the funniest Hololive clip I have watched. Miko’s haiku killed me.
Rushia's was amazing, it was a pun on so many levels
This is seriously one of the funniest things I've watched all year. There's nothing on TV that even comes close.
3:08 I laughed hard with this lmao
The emphasis she put on *SukeeTendeee* really sold it for me 😂
Thanks for translating !
Mio and marine laughing sound are wonderfukt
I haven't had a good laugh watching translations in a while. This was a good one 😂💦💦
Damn that last poem from Kanata 🥰 the one with popsicle ice cream, it's so cute
This entire vid's been glorious but Coco *KILLED* me with her reasoning after Kanata's haiku XD!!
Im hunting every clips that has coco in it
This was a very fun stream and a great translation, thank you!
love this compilation
I keep coming back to this like once a week lmao
Rushia: Talk. I won't hurt you. *menacing smile*
This is one of the best streams ever made. It's so funny and original I cant even. More please
0:22 marine's laugh lmao
_ Hakuu like that laugh of yoshiko of aho girl!
Finally I've found someone who mentioned this 😂 I think deep relationship with Rushia made her laughed the loudest.
Bruh
i recently bought a new gaming headset and now i can hear them much better without having to put everything to 200% and still barely hearing them
feels good man
Excellent translation and a hilarious stream. Thanks so much for the production.
I like how it turns into Senchou roasting championship mid way.
I appreciate the efforts went into translating the haikus. Thank you.
Miko reacting to a SC about this stream brought me back here; and I can still confidently say this is one of my favorite clips of all time
I want to comment something, but I'm not sure what I should comment about, so I'll just comment this to show my speechlessness.
I really appreciate that the translation is also following haiku structure
Well done!
*Fubuki spends 2 rounds talking about shotas*
*Last round's theme is ice cream*
"I swear to god, if this whole video was building up to a Boku no Pico joke..."
At 6:20 ぷるぷる means shivering, its a pun on プール pool and ぷるぷる
1:43 Marine's really keen with anything shota related
She feels probably responsible for it, because she told Fubuki to be herself and not worry about being a shotacon. You can now hear the regret in Senchou's voice lol
@@yoursonisold8743 lmao. Wait isn't she a shotacon too?
@@alphacoven9524 used to, she became a bl fujoshi
This is by far the most hilarious hololive video I've seen in my half a year watching them
2 out 6 are sane.
The remaining 4
-Pervy Old Man
-Yandere
-Shotacon Stalker
-Lewd Bocchi Tenshi
Hey i just found this video and i really appreciate the fact that you translated the haikus into a 575 just like how a Haiku is formed!
This translation is on par with the translations for Senryuu Shoujo. Mad respect for the effort!
I respect your dedication to follow the 5-7-5