I think, if I was in this situation, I’d make so many sexual jokes to make him into a flustered mess. Like sooo fucking easy because he’s so shy. I’d make so many kink jokes and wink at him to just drive it home.
I won't admit it out loud but these people are my kind of people my friends make these terrible jokes and I just sit there I don't laugh but in my head I am laughing so hard
Me at 4am: hm? Yandere: Here want a drink or some snacks Me: you have any chocolate, dark preferably. Yandere: Sure :) Me: Hhhhhhh I'm so tired but thank you :’)
This is actually quite nice, I had some problems with luck and school lately so this helps me calm down a little. Thanks for this audio! Keep up with the good work! :>
Him: your actually ok with this? Me: man I have anxeity,ptsd, and depression and I have been kidnapped before so clearly i've had worse things happen to me
Oh... well ehem... Hi! Good morning good afternoon or good evening cool stranger! I might be late but like I see your life is going down hill rn... well im here to comfort you! You need someone to talk to im here! And Oh no I hope your doing okay now and I hope no one tries to kidnap you ever again! Hope your doing well rn I've also experienced anxiety andd I know.. it really sucks but im a somewhat free therapist that goes in the internet 24/7... but anyways ly platonically and you seem like a person with a cool and funny personality 🤗 and im not good with compliments but im trying- I hope this wasnt gonna make you cringe at all but take care and stay safe💗 -random weird person.
In Real life I think you might be a little bit freaked out just cuz you don't know what's going to happen unless you already been kidnapped before and you have- 😰
@@SLEEEEEEEEEEP fair enough. You never know how you would act in a situation till you're in it. You can prepare for a situation but you will never really be prepared.
Him:u should be awake by now Me:I deep sleep hun a tsunami could crash and I would not notice also I sleep alot I like sleep it distracts me from....life and thoughts :) Him:damn that's really sad Me:yeah I know :) Him:I see ur life is blah blah blah sad stuff blah Me:yeup :)ahahaha *starts sobbing* Him:I'll kidnap u from the stress Me:damn thanks ig can I go back to sleep now? Him: ig.... Him:*let's me out if the ropes* Me:dude I could be manipulating you man like legit u just let me be free from ur kidnapzation Him:damn- Me:.... Him:...... Me:*runs for the door* Him:FUCK!
THIS IS HOW YOU WIN MY HEARTBSHDBAHJSBD Edit; When he said, "you're not upset?" I straight up just said "yeah, not my first time being kidnapped, been there done that"
No im not upset tf im a gay depressed emo that suffers from an illness called chronically online and has a whole 1 irl friend this is the greatest thing thats ever gonna happen to me
THIS MAN IS PROBABLY THE MOST POLITE YANDERE I'VE EVER MET!!
FR AND I LOVE IT
Fr i think so and the art and voice help
So getting kidnapped is a frequent thing for you to
@@the_rat_queen_ Maybe a little-
FACTS
Him:Y-your aren’t upset? Me:Nah I’ve had way more terrible things happen to me...so it’s okay! 🙂
Same tho
@@The_Fallen_One_Lucifer Hi dabi! I get how you feel...
@@Wellz-oz1qr NEZUKO?!?!
@@That_Lesbi0n Oh hello! Hru?
@@Wellz-oz1qr hi I’m good Hru?
"you aren't upset?????"
"well I'm a little upset but willing to see where this goes."
Honestly.....same
I think, if I was in this situation, I’d make so many sexual jokes to make him into a flustered mess. Like sooo fucking easy because he’s so shy. I’d make so many kink jokes and wink at him to just drive it home.
@Mha Shrimp i have found my people
I won't admit it out loud but these people are my kind of people my friends make these terrible jokes and I just sit there I don't laugh but in my head I am laughing so hard
Same wtf yall are exactly like me
FR IT’D BE SO FUNNY
Ik
Him= You aren’t upset?
Me= Why the hell would I be? 🧍🏼♀️
Such a calming voice you have! I like the video by the way.
It was... Oddly comforting.
Him: you aren’t upset me: no this happens every Tuesday...
It’s every Wednesday for me but same
For me it's Friday :>
Nah for me it's everyday my wrists are almost broken bc for the handcuffs and ropes also with my ankles lol
Me at 4am: hm?
Yandere: Here want a drink or some snacks
Me: you have any chocolate, dark preferably.
Yandere: Sure :)
Me: Hhhhhhh I'm so tired but thank you :’)
It's 10:00 for me I'm surprised I woke up today 😅
I like dark chocolate too :]
We’re not upset because we’re so use to it at this point.
Yes
Yup
Yeah
More of this shy, polite yandere, please! 🥰🥰🥰
Yess
0:38 I dont know why but the tapping sounds had me laughing. 😂
I don’t know what tapping I was expecting but I spit everywhere 💀
Man sounds like he's tapping us so aggresively
Ikr like 😂
Hehe same small bit
him: *explaining*
me: yes you go, you're doing well sweetie, very well, don't worry don't worry, slay babesssss
Never hear that before, rare for a shy non crazy person before. 😊
This is actually quite nice, I had some problems with luck and school lately so this helps me calm down a little. Thanks for this audio! Keep up with the good work! :>
I hope you're okay! ❤️
@@mentallydisturbedllama473 Don't worry, my luck recently has been good. Thanks for your concern though ☺️😃
@@Emily_Teoh So so glad to hear that.
Jesus bless you
This screams “I have daddy/mommy/family/life is general issues but I use fictional characters too cope instead of actually seeing a therapist”
hey, youre here too
The call is coming from inside the house lol
finally a yandere i can get behind. can we cook him some food?
Yes we may I’ll buy the ingredients.
🛒🚶♀️
Love you Johnny! Keep up the good work! You dug me out of a lot of hard times!
Him: your actually ok with this?
Me: man I have anxeity,ptsd, and depression and I have been kidnapped before so clearly i've had worse things happen to me
......Are you ok?? Here, I give hug *hugs*
Oh... well ehem...
Hi! Good morning good afternoon or good evening cool stranger! I might be late but like I see your life is going down hill rn... well im here to comfort you! You need someone to talk to im here! And Oh no I hope your doing okay now and I hope no one tries to kidnap you ever again! Hope your doing well rn I've also experienced anxiety andd I know.. it really sucks but im a somewhat free therapist that goes in the internet 24/7... but anyways ly platonically and you seem like a person with a cool and funny personality 🤗 and im not good with compliments but im trying- I hope this wasnt gonna make you cringe at all but take care and stay safe💗
-random weird person.
Him: Y-You’re not upset?
Me: *having already unchained myself and about to pin him* Ohohohohooo~~ Upset is the wrong word my little darling
😃🕶🤏
DAMN
@@Rina_1102 I see you
the name “johnnycake” reminds me of what the greasers called johnny cade in the outsiders 🤷🏼♀️ anyways, love the audio!!
lots of love, sami 💗
Yeah it does, plus I think Two-Bit call him Johnny came sometimes in the book
Amazing as always. He's so cute! (Also I wouldn't care if I got kidnapped.)
Touya hi
@@frrgotenramn8481 hello!
In Real life I think you might be a little bit freaked out just cuz you don't know what's going to happen unless you already been kidnapped before and you have- 😰
@@SLEEEEEEEEEEP fair enough. You never know how you would act in a situation till you're in it. You can prepare for a situation but you will never really be prepared.
Yandere might think im stuck with him. When actually HES STUCK WITH ME 😈👍
👍🏻 👍🏻 yup 👍🏻 👍🏻😈😈
My mental state in a nutshel😴
I like the way he's very polite and sincere❤😊
The tapping sounds my cat play fighting with my hand
"Me got scissors"
He’s so sweet and adorable! He’s respectful too, one of the nicest yanderes I have met ❤️
Agreed 😁
No need to explain. You saved meh I forget to take the chicken out of the freezer
Love the polite and gentle yanderes. Thank you so much
This yandere is so cute xD💖💖
I love your vids!
THIS MAN WOULD PROBABLY ASK PEOPLE IF HE COULD PUNCH THEM
Finally there’s one for us-
i have never seen anything like this before, this is so great!!! just found your channel, subscribed now!! you're cool :]
I'm here and I'm proud
Same bestie
This is kinda cute😩
Nice job as always Johnny ✨💪
Yandere: Y-you aren't upset?
Me: Wdym? You literally ruined my movie night home alone!
Yandere: I’ve been watching you- not in a stalker way
Me: literally tied up in a basement
Uh huh..
Part 2
Okay but why the fudge is this so fudging wholesome!? Also ..I'd gladly be kidnapped from stress- 😭
The way he hits us and then says "Oh! I'm sorry!" Is just hilarious to me 🥲🥲
I would ask for some ice cream 🍦 use it to my advantage
Wow this is so nice-*minecraft gamer outro* oh wow what the
Honestly this adorable yandere is much more caring than my family, and everyone else can ever be. SO TAKE ME AWAY INTO YOUR STRONG ARMS😩✋🏻
Him: you ain’t upset?!
Me: this is just another Tuesday night for me
Are...are we sure he's a yandere? He def seems more like a very determined deredere, at least so far. ❤ Adorable bby.
He didn’t have to kidnap me. He could’ve just told me that he wanted to hang out since he sees that I’m stressed I would’ve said yes.
"Y-you aren't upset?!"
No bro I have a shy bf what else I want
Him: y-you aren't upset?
Me: there's more things to worry about than dieing darling.
This yandare is zenitsu approved
Him:u should be awake by now
Me:I deep sleep hun a tsunami could crash and I would not notice also I sleep alot I like sleep it distracts me from....life and thoughts :)
Him:damn that's really sad
Me:yeah I know :)
Him:I see ur life is blah blah blah sad stuff blah
Me:yeup :)ahahaha *starts sobbing*
Him:I'll kidnap u from the stress
Me:damn thanks ig can I go back to sleep now?
Him: ig....
Him:*let's me out if the ropes*
Me:dude I could be manipulating you man like legit u just let me be free from ur kidnapzation
Him:damn-
Me:....
Him:......
Me:*runs for the door*
Him:FUCK!
Honestly, I sleep a lot just to distract me from reality or when I'm bored
@@kai_simp SAME!!!HIGH FIVE!N
Me who watches this instead of sleep: hmmm interesting 🧐 😅
awwww I loved that so much
was here early due to discord
Finally one that doesn't make me concerened for my mental health lol
nah bro ngl if someone really were to kidnap me like that I would accept gladly cause it means no paying bills, no school, no work, more nap 😍
Me: *choking half to death*
Him: oh your choking..give me a sec.
😂😂
Please part 2
..
Explain what? You saved me from stress
I can keep a super calm and relaxed voice even well I'm panicking
Me: thanks i always wanted to go missing
Him: y-you aren't upset? Me: 🙂no, don't worry this isnt the first time
Him: y-you are ok with this?
Me: Oh honey, this is not my first time being kidnapped, but if you could like untie me, that would be great
This is the subliminal listeners dream.... MINE- Great job Angel!
YEAA BABY YANDERE 🥺🥺🥺
@JohnnyCake VA goood job!!!! I love it we need a part 2 omg
Him: y-you aren't upset?
Me: na-man i don't mind at all your doing me a faver
DID YOU JUST FUCKING SLAP ME WTF!!!!
I dont know this is weather this is shoto todoroki's voice actress or izuku midoriya....but it sounds more like izuku midoriya voice actress🤧❤️
we realy said "jokes on u i think that's hot"
Him: y-your aren't upset?!!
Me: No I ain't and I am happy you kidnapped me I hated my family 😙
omg me too lol
I feel so damn tired, at this point I wouldn't mind being kidnapped😭
Any sensible person would not like getting kidnapped but do you think I’m sensible?
Him: Y-your aren't upset
Me whos sleepy:no just let me cuddle you and I'll be fine and your's....
Him:o-ok
THIS IS HOW YOU WIN MY HEARTBSHDBAHJSBD
Edit; When he said, "you're not upset?" I straight up just said "yeah, not my first time being kidnapped, been there done that"
OMG FIRST TIME BEING KIDNAPPED-😭😭
Another amazing Vid sir, Well done^^…I can sleep peacefully UWU
Hime
@@izukumidoriya6107 Hello Izuku
@@HimeRoseVA Hello I am subscribed to you I love your vids
@@izukumidoriya6107 Thank u so much^^
@@HimeRoseVA But there awesome
Him: you aren't scared
Me: nah I've been kidnapped before dude (I was 6 but I'm all good now)
Randy jade energy-
This has gotta be my favorite:D
Paimon Approved
Please do yandere todoroki please 🙏🙏🙏
Him: maybe if I just tap you a bit *tap* hey*tap* hey wake up *slaps* opp-
Me: HITTING ME IS NOT GOING TO WAKE ME UP FASTER!!!
hi
Love your videos ❤️
I wish I had my reaching broom?
Him: y-you aren't upset..?
Me: Nah. Broke up with my boyfriend a few months ago (Not really)
Hug me dawg 👹
I mean I don't mind being kidnapped if it's you
Nice 🤣🤣🤣 joke
Me: I don't care my granny always kill
me with the wood it's not normal... But win she is not angry she well not 🚫 bye 😆 lol
Him : you arnt upset
Me: nah I find this attractive 🤭
Him: wait what??!?!
You kidnap the wrong person
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TOO KIDNAP MY TWIN SISTER NOT HER TWIN LOOK ALIKE BROTHER
No im not upset tf im a gay depressed emo that suffers from an illness called chronically online and has a whole 1 irl friend this is the greatest thing thats ever gonna happen to me
Can you please do a yan izuku x willing listener? No one has ever done it before.
oh hey im only 6 Minutes late.
Meh screamed a lot I’m too tired anyway
he sounds a bit like deku
25 mins late 😭😭😭
Why does he sound like zuko
I’m 14 minutes late😭🙁
Your- u- username 😀
Your username I’m crying-
@@kittyva7480 we don’t talk abt it 💗💗🤸🏾♂️
@@shigarakispersonalballsuck9252 I’m crying about it 😥
@@MauLINDALEシ cry harder darling 🫶🏾😫
isn't the thumbnail character a hent4i character?-..💀
Do you know the characters name 🤠
Gimme please
@@dumpster-ratt w h a t
@@michaelaftonsh0e662 d o y o u k n o w t h e c h a r a c t e r s n a m e ? O n t h e t h u m b n a i l
@@dumpster-ratt no but why do u even need it ??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@michaelaftonsh0e662 why not?
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