Alpha Werewolf Breaks Into Your Room - Anime Boy ASMR Roleplay

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  • Enjoy this anime asmr roleplay; This alpha werewolf boy has found you hiding in the closet, makes for a great asmr roleplay or boyfriend asmr material, great anime asmr. He's in charge and will use his power to make sure no one else will hurt you. So let this dominant sniff sniff anime boy whisper in your ear, get them tingles, and enjoy this ASMR boyfriend roleplay video!
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ความคิดเห็น • 687

  • @ithurts4043
    @ithurts4043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1553

    “why would you pick such a strange place such as ur closet?”
    me and the other lgbtq+:😌😂🤣😆😐😑

  • @bunnie8709
    @bunnie8709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    “Why are you hiding in such a strange place as your closet?”
    *nervous bisexual sweating*

    • @firerosenight6937
      @firerosenight6937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ❤💜💙
      Amen

    • @legally_stupid7006
      @legally_stupid7006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I literally said: “well I mean, I am coming out-“ 💖💜💙

    • @seanhyousuke
      @seanhyousuke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *bi panik* *0_0;*

    • @maybemard
      @maybemard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@seanhyousuke 0-0 Help us...

    • @friendlystoryphantom2043
      @friendlystoryphantom2043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I came out a while ago, and I want you guys to know that even if the immediate people in your life, don’t accept you, there are others who will. You’re not alone, you’re so much stronger than you know, and you got this!

  • @thatweirdperson9235
    @thatweirdperson9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    "the closet its for clothes not for ppl"
    Me : *im a shirt , now you see me now you dont*

    • @Liiyn_2
      @Liiyn_2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lol

    • @Liiyn_2
      @Liiyn_2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Alexis Collins >:3

    • @guineapiggardenschristinan2276
      @guineapiggardenschristinan2276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol, these are not the clothes you are looking for. Lmao

    • @Liiyn_2
      @Liiyn_2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@guineapiggardenschristinan2276 QwQ

    • @Liiyn_2
      @Liiyn_2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Alexis Collins it's a face i use..

  • @justapersonnnn
    @justapersonnnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "Did you choose to hide inside the closet?"
    *i know im blonde but im not dumb*
    "Lets get down to buisness-"
    *TO DEFEAT THE HUNSS*
    * Sniff *
    *if you dare smell me agaim-*
    "A traitor like you.."
    *listener was not the imposter*
    *How did we betray yall tho-*

    • @prettyprincess5879
      @prettyprincess5879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As soon as i heard let's get down to business that's all i thought of and i started singing it out loud

    • @meeplol802
      @meeplol802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha reading this was exactly how I reacted or was hilarious

    • @TheCrownedPotterhead
      @TheCrownedPotterhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is hilarious thank you for this funny comment 😂🤣

  • @deviouslycute4965
    @deviouslycute4965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    *Him as soon as he starts to whisper in my ear*
    Ad: BlAck FrIDay hAs The bEsT DeAls GOiNg oN RiGHt nOw

  • @petite_romance
    @petite_romance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I forgot to wear my headphones.
    My mom : Wtf are you watching ?
    Me : animal documentary on wolves. ÙnÚ

    • @yuzumihatako2922
      @yuzumihatako2922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice😂

    • @yuzumihatako2922
      @yuzumihatako2922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice😂

    • @N0longerhuman.mp4
      @N0longerhuman.mp4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The best lie ever

    • @petite_romance
      @petite_romance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@N0longerhuman.mp4 Gon and Bakugou ? ( O_o) ...
      Dxmn... i think i like it...

    • @Moetron_V2
      @Moetron_V2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I MEAN IT INVOLVES WOLVES SO YOUR NOT WRONG?!?!?

  • @samuelbealer608
    @samuelbealer608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Him: “Let’s get down to business-“
    Me (immediately): “TO DEFEAT! THE HUUUUNS~!”

    • @sesliawolfe8128
      @sesliawolfe8128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this.😋

    • @valentinaluciano4940
      @valentinaluciano4940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      OH THANK GOD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

    • @flare4421
      @flare4421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Did they send me for daughters when i ask for sons"
      Continue....

    • @flare4421
      @flare4421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@valentinaluciano4940 wait wtf jeff

    • @valentinaluciano4940
      @valentinaluciano4940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@flare4421 dont.....you dare.....ask

  • @angeldust3676
    @angeldust3676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    "why are you hiding in such a strange place as your closet"
    me: I'm gay

    • @tjnoneofyabuisness4677
      @tjnoneofyabuisness4677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😔🏳️‍🌈

    • @0xy_t0cin
      @0xy_t0cin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same 🏳️‍🌈 😌

    • @nomaidens9448
      @nomaidens9448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah- sums it up

    • @0xy_t0cin
      @0xy_t0cin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nomaidens9448 I love your user name btw it's so funny 🤣

    • @shitsukoisabellpangelinan5422
      @shitsukoisabellpangelinan5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nomaidens9448 Dude took one look at your user name and laughed my Butt off like I WILL COME FOR YOUR KNEE CAPS Me: I- *wheezes*

  • @Karma-uk3hs
    @Karma-uk3hs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Him - why are you hiding in such a strange place such as the closet
    Me - bc this used to be my home i came out but i still like to still go in

    • @Camistars-fk6hu
      @Camistars-fk6hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes. I do that too. My parents tell me when they find me to get out. Not my fault I feel calm in a closet

    • @amberdurr8682
      @amberdurr8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IKR 🤣🤣

  • @Vierinler
    @Vierinler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Sir this is my depression closet

  • @Vett.555
    @Vett.555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    His voice: [moving from the left earbud to the right]
    My nervous system: *Now it's time to get funky!*

    • @theneighborskid5433
      @theneighborskid5433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SAME LMAO🤚😭

    • @M-I-N-E
      @M-I-N-E 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ROFLOLILOLLILO

    • @Riri-Star38
      @Riri-Star38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My ears started itching when that happened 😖😖

    • @Sleepyhuman0
      @Sleepyhuman0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SAME 👁️💧👄💧👁️

    • @amberdurr8682
      @amberdurr8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr

  • @fluffy_cat1245
    @fluffy_cat1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I love how he took his time to say"......... headphones~"

  • @jaz5279
    @jaz5279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Him: let's get down to business s-
    Me: *jumps out of the closet*
    TO DEFEAT THE HUNS!
    Him: ...
    Me: .... 👁️👄👁️
    Baby I'm not even here
    I'm a ✨h a l l u c I n a t I on ✨

    • @tjnoneofyabuisness4677
      @tjnoneofyabuisness4677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      our profile pics match 🥺

    • @my_melody69
      @my_melody69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS,WHEN I ASKED...FOR SONS!?

    • @thedevilsdaughter9793
      @thedevilsdaughter9793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@my_melody69 YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET. BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH

    • @meeplol802
      @meeplol802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude that reminds me. Of that one meme template

    • @justpeyton5984
      @justpeyton5984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OML LMAO

  • @cats_andtea
    @cats_andtea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I LITERALLY TURNED BACK WITH THE KNOCKING, IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. the audio is great, congratulations.

  • @sucrose942
    @sucrose942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    „Why are you hiding in such a strange place as the closet?”
    I WANT TO GO TO THE NARNIA

    • @sarah-san9204
      @sarah-san9204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!!😂

  • @amberfoster8686
    @amberfoster8686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    I love his sniffing if he was sniffing me I would be falling into his arms

    • @user-hu4vd1ub5z
      @user-hu4vd1ub5z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's speed.

    • @ondraohlidal8492
      @ondraohlidal8492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh Wow

    • @stacipetersen5783
      @stacipetersen5783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sameeee

    • @satansfavoritechild627
      @satansfavoritechild627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'd probably smack him on the nose if I'm being honest with myself. I have a puppy who when I get back from anywhere who won't stop sniffing me until I GENTLY smack his nose away

    • @eater_of_yeets
      @eater_of_yeets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@satansfavoritechild627 aww I love it when my doggy sniffs me it’s so cute

  • @alienpatato2885
    @alienpatato2885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "why are you in such a strange place such as the closet?"
    my closeted self: ;--; idk mate, you tell me

  • @KimthePix
    @KimthePix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    0:42
    "-TO DEFEAT... THE HUNS!!!"

    • @jessicles23
      @jessicles23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just sprayed my drink out of nose , hahahahaha am giggling

    • @lbm8972
      @lbm8972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yass someone else is thinking this.

    • @mopluv3564
      @mopluv3564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking about that too lmao XD

    • @ashton3729
      @ashton3729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep 😂

    • @my_melody69
      @my_melody69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS,WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS!?

  • @itsamemario5874
    @itsamemario5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “How curious, that you would choose to hide inside a closet~”
    I’ve been in here for the past 5 years man it gets lonely in here

  • @hae6228
    @hae6228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Why are you hiding in the closet ? In a place that no one should be, it is a place for clothes "
    You know ... This man really encouraged people to come out of the closet, unintentionally

  • @lmaChroma
    @lmaChroma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Oh no, the sniffs!

    • @commenter4368
      @commenter4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao I just love them for some reason- Sooo cute ❤

    • @amberdurr8682
      @amberdurr8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yess

  • @robuswhitewolf4896
    @robuswhitewolf4896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    **breaks into my room**
    Me: Get the fuck outta my room! I'm playing Minecraft!

    • @myvstz
      @myvstz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pfffffft-
      Imagine that happening though lmaooooooo XD

  • @hedgehatchet3578
    @hedgehatchet3578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “Let’s get down to business-“
    “To defeat the Huns?”

    • @lunasauro2272
      @lunasauro2272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally I thought I was the only one

  • @jaime-olivevenal7992
    @jaime-olivevenal7992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Him: Hot
    Me: Hiding
    Hell: Confused
    Hotel: Trivago
    Literally me again:I don’t wanna be your girlfriend
    I wann be your waifu;w;

  • @raniaesparon3653
    @raniaesparon3653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    His Voice sent chills down my spine😖😩

  • @sarah-san9204
    @sarah-san9204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "This is a place for clothing not people"
    Me: HA! You fool! *turns into socks*

  • @azula4786
    @azula4786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    People with one broken ear buds
    Left:quite
    Right:working
    Also Right:quite

    • @non-binary2286
      @non-binary2286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's more like
      Left🔇
      Right🔊
      Left🔇
      Right🔉

    • @ngachathings5628
      @ngachathings5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait how did u know-
      👁️👄👁️ tf-

  • @kaleidokey9382
    @kaleidokey9382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Werewolf-kun: "What are you doing in a closet?"
    Listener-chan: *throws a shoe at him*

  • @wormbag80
    @wormbag80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    *pulls out bat*
    I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THIS BUT I'LL SWING AND SWING HARD

    • @anxietymelatonin
      @anxietymelatonin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *pulls out skateboard*
      AND ILL HELP YOU

    • @sylviauwulove6354
      @sylviauwulove6354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      * Gets the car*. Hurry and get in!?

    • @marru2776
      @marru2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chile anyways soo *pulls katana out* just swing and hit hard

    • @x-genyt3856
      @x-genyt3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      **pulls out a fridge** Who dare challenge me!?

    • @autumnjanssen4088
      @autumnjanssen4088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *pulls out infinity chancla* I am powerful REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @zyreneclaireabaigarabuda83
    @zyreneclaireabaigarabuda83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Why is the voice changing from left to right in my headphone🌚👀✨

  • @aurora1704
    @aurora1704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Finally a good use for those hangers xD also the knocking got me the first time 😆❤️

  • @eijirokirishima372
    @eijirokirishima372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Me: *wears headphones so I can hear better*
    Him: *sniffs in my left ear very loudly*
    Me: *jumps and pulls out headphone* why you be like that...

    • @h-pirite1643
      @h-pirite1643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha same

    • @chris-rayellecollins9327
      @chris-rayellecollins9327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's facts for me but instead it's my right ear😂

    • @eijirokirishima372
      @eijirokirishima372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chris-rayellecollins9327 ...I’m pretty sure it’s the left. It’s possible that you have earbuds that go either way, mine don’t do it really comes into my left😅

    • @chris-rayellecollins9327
      @chris-rayellecollins9327 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eijirokirishima372 I use regular headphones when I'm watching anything

    • @eijirokirishima372
      @eijirokirishima372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chris-rayellecollins9327 using the word ‘regular’ headphones doesn’t put an image in my head but if you hear it on the right instead of left I’m not going to argue about that😅

  • @nuna1148
    @nuna1148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I got really scared at the beginning with the knocks on the door and the approach. It was a nice approach cause it's different so it did bring me that scare vibe. But at least i felt better through time and the previous end "would you marry me?"💝 great job!

  • @_missnugget_8245
    @_missnugget_8245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Him: why are hiding such a strange place
    Me: WeLl mY NuGgEtS RaN AwAy FrOm mE
    Him: what-
    Also me: I kNoW iT’s sAd😭

    • @celeste3780
      @celeste3780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🍕pizza🍕

    • @celeste3780
      @celeste3780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🍕🍰🍪🍫🍩food for life 🍕🍰🍪🍫🍩

    • @_missnugget_8245
      @_missnugget_8245 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@celeste3780 Yeshhhhh food for life UwU

  • @ratuh1648
    @ratuh1648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Him: It’s for clothes and only that you shouldn’t be in the closet
    Me:I WAS HERE FOR YEARS-

  • @indecisivesimp-leton6236
    @indecisivesimp-leton6236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i felt my heart flutter when he spoke.
    Also how his voice moves around is kinda trippy, i could almost feel the air from his sniffing in my ears.

  • @obsidian4047
    @obsidian4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "they all want to kill you"
    Me: all this over some cookies

  • @kaitlynmiller7105
    @kaitlynmiller7105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I actually haven’t been in the small spot in my closet for a long time
    I should hang out in there more

  • @burrito_argentino9075
    @burrito_argentino9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Me everytime that he interrupt me in the closet:
    9UTA MADRE PERRITO!
    (Damn it PUPPY! )
    LET ME EXPLAIN MYSELF!! >:[

    • @themexicansecurityguard7772
      @themexicansecurityguard7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree my friend

    • @dumhdurum7811
      @dumhdurum7811 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eeeeeeeaaa hermana/o argentina/o 😂 donde nos venimos a encontrar che jajskaja

    • @themexicansecurityguard7772
      @themexicansecurityguard7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dumhdurum7811 NO SE JAJAJAJAJAJAJ XD but damn :3

    • @dumhdurum7811
      @dumhdurum7811 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themexicansecurityguard7772 Otra/o compa latina/o!!! Jasjsjjajaajjaja saluditos

    • @themexicansecurityguard7772
      @themexicansecurityguard7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dumhdurum7811 saludos comprade, soy Mexicano. jajajajajajaj pero tiene americano. XD saludos de PA :3

  • @Alina-yr8ur
    @Alina-yr8ur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Let’s get down to business”
    Me at the top of my lungs: “ TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS”😂💀

    • @Jailovesallmight224
      @Jailovesallmight224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just now noticed it was from mulan because my brother keep playing it when im trying to sleep 😔🖐🏾

  • @tinnii22
    @tinnii22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Why are you hiding in the closet?”
    Me: because I hid a knife there.... knife that YOU will get in your CHEST 11 times

    • @simpfortoga890
      @simpfortoga890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You: And I proceeded to stab him in the chest 37 times!
      Me: Carl! That kills people!
      You: *Being a sly bish* Oh? I di-did not know that!

    • @diketsosepoloane8844
      @diketsosepoloane8844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@simpfortoga890 Yeah but me is stab him 100000000000000000000000000000000 and I count the I the times it then I follow how to hid a body.
      Just like the "If you do not like garlic bread."

  • @victoriaackerman7615
    @victoriaackerman7615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Nobody:
    The audio:
    😏
    😏
    😏
    😏
    😏
    😏

    • @deadtome8496
      @deadtome8496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm dying 😂😭

    • @commenter4368
      @commenter4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deadtome8496 I'm coming with the ambulance, hang it there 😂🤣

    • @deadtome8496
      @deadtome8496 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@commenter4368 lmao😭😭😂

    • @deadtome8496
      @deadtome8496 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@commenter4368 I'll wait for you 😭😂👌

  • @maggielopez4493
    @maggielopez4493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *me who decided to hide in the bathroom under the sink*
    :[
    *p.s no one wanted to play hide and seek with me cuz they can never find me but then they decided to all count while i hide and they cary around a nerf gun and they can shoot me if they find me*
    The scary thing with that is they would turn off the lights and cary a flashlight with some weird scary sounds playing in the background 😑

  • @missblank3887
    @missblank3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Listen. I like the closet. It’s soothing and safe. Both literally and metaphorically. However we all have to come out at some point.

  • @Lin-ri7qo
    @Lin-ri7qo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yo I was tripped up for the longest time looking at this picture cuz I thought this night-hunting apex predator was wearing glasses. Was laughing my ass off about it, though.

  • @eclipselunaire9094
    @eclipselunaire9094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    HIM: How ironic that you hide yourself in a place where nobody should be...the fridge.
    ME: HO FU-

  • @themexicansecurityguard7772
    @themexicansecurityguard7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Boi
    closets are for people like me :3
    I'm gonna call you "Sniffy" cause you are sniffing me too much
    I want to pet him so bad
    actually, I would like to suffer then marry you
    but I am still thinking.........

  • @mikadc5330
    @mikadc5330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Omg I got so scared at first I though my mom was knocking on my door😖😂

  • @guineapiggardenschristinan2276
    @guineapiggardenschristinan2276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lmfao, it sounds like when my dogs goof around and sniff my ears. It tickles your ears! Makes you laugh

  • @bloomagic190
    @bloomagic190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Him:there you are!
    Me in shock:oh baby no baby you got it all wrong baby😳
    I'm sorry i-

  • @Yournewothermother
    @Yournewothermother 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Him: now lets get down to business-
    My brain: TO DEFEAT THE HANNSS
    Me: whyy
    My brain: idk

    • @transjay3574
      @transjay3574 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iam so glad i wasnt the only one who thought of this😃😃

  • @matthewpino1420
    @matthewpino1420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Him: let’s get down to business
    Me: TO DEFEAT. THE HUNS.

  • @cyramobriet498
    @cyramobriet498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    me: when someone promises you happiness, you know its a trap
    alpha: this life is far better and provides you with the thing you see the most - happiness
    also me: i walked into that one
    this voice is exquisite

  • @Coldcorpse666
    @Coldcorpse666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alpha: Why are you in such a odd place like a closet
    Me: I'm pansexual/Asesexual

  • @yumekko4769
    @yumekko4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    me who actually likes hiding in closets for 'fun' and boredom: 👁️👄👄

  • @amandajay7922
    @amandajay7922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Choose the path of enlightenment and marriage of convenience to a charismatic leader OR maintain my not so blissful ignorance and keep being manipulated and dissatisfied....You present a not so difficult choice to make, Alpha.

  • @princeehh6873
    @princeehh6873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I know this came out two hours ago, but dang I want a part two!

  • @thatoneelfnamedaiko4737
    @thatoneelfnamedaiko4737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In the beginning I thought someone was actually at the door XD

  • @Kayla-hy8wi
    @Kayla-hy8wi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WHEN HE CAME INSIDE THE CLOSET I WAS SHOCKED BECAUSE I AM IN AN ACTUAL CLOSET WHILE LISTENING -

  • @silverkitsune1003
    @silverkitsune1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I saw the thumbnail, a boy dressed up as Squall with wolf ears. Your voice really drew me and relaxes me. I feel calm.

  • @sparkpearl979
    @sparkpearl979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i half expected him to fart or make a fart joke in the closet XD but i guess this is a more serious character, yayy more snifboi thanks thirst🥰🐺

  • @apatheticempath5570
    @apatheticempath5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Let's get down to business"
    Me:TO DEFEAT THE HUNS!

  • @hhhhhhhhh8467
    @hhhhhhhhh8467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Him : Let's get down-
    Me : TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS!!

  • @ash-kunplayz7476
    @ash-kunplayz7476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i'm wearing headphones and this audio killed me immediately xwx

  • @pajamies0
    @pajamies0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Like scoob what is your favorite to do on the weekend” deadass all I can think of when he sniffs LMAO

  • @ida5299
    @ida5299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here audio go back and forth
    Me: I'm in danger
    Him: sniffles
    Me: lol

  • @lilianaLopez-km2gu
    @lilianaLopez-km2gu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't anymore I cant believe I was laughing the whole time but it was good btw😂

  • @Hello..kitty..420
    @Hello..kitty..420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Him: a closet is for clothes not humans
    Me: uhm I'm a shirt as u see there is a closing hanger on my shirt :|

  • @nobubmybutt4604
    @nobubmybutt4604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Him:"now lets get down to business-"
    Me:"TO DEFEAT THE HUNS"

  • @FlorieFlowers43
    @FlorieFlowers43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cause I sleep in my closet, after I hurt my momma, and made her cry

  • @alyssawalker4448
    @alyssawalker4448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Audio: let’s get down to business
    Me: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS

  • @water7743
    @water7743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wish he say....✨ *are you lost baby* ✨

  • @elisarun3035
    @elisarun3035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the knocking scared me at first.😅😅

  • @iminlovewithdilfs7023
    @iminlovewithdilfs7023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My bed is right next to my door and i probably wouldn't have been bothered to move •-•

  • @JustBeingACoffeeBean
    @JustBeingACoffeeBean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "...And the thing that you seek the most"
    Me: Death? * slightly more interested *
    "Happiness"
    Me: oh. * disappointed *

  • @aleyacarpio2508
    @aleyacarpio2508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that I'm wearing headphones are: the voice bounces from left to right-

  • @local.mem3r35
    @local.mem3r35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Why are you hiding is such a strange place as a closet?”
    Me:Hoodie form ACTIVE

  • @Huggybearswife
    @Huggybearswife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the number of times I looked at my door thinking someone was actually knocking is astronomical

  • @tiffanycatalino5000
    @tiffanycatalino5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Let's get down to business..."
    to defeat the huns. Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons

  • @candyalonso8641
    @candyalonso8641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    More sniffs😆🥰🥰

  • @ROSEYSWIRL
    @ROSEYSWIRL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lets be honest we wouldn’t be hiding when we heard that ✨S m E x Y✨ voice and what happened in 2020 😂

  • @piio5290
    @piio5290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMG THE “i know you’re in there~” GOT ME LMAOOO

  • @Retard..
    @Retard.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he knocked I freaked out so much now. I am so embarrassed😖😖😖😖

  • @raylynlunaraylua
    @raylynlunaraylua 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t normally like werewolf asmr’s but I kinda like this one. I really like how the werewolf looks like Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy VIII. That already makes the video have a plus, and judging by my standards for asmr’s, that doesn’t happen very often.

  • @bamboo6876
    @bamboo6876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Let's get down to business. To defeat. The puns. *my brain remembering a vine*

  • @JM-of3cg
    @JM-of3cg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " I know your in there "
    Baby I'm not even here 👀 I'm an hallucination 👁👄👁

  • @meh_imjustbored6656
    @meh_imjustbored6656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE LIL SNIFS I CANT ANYMORE- IT’S REMINDS ME OF MY BUNNY WHEN SHE CLIMBS ON MY SHOULDER AND SNIFSS MY NECK BEFORE LICKING IT- (I- That sounds weird under a video like this-)

  • @nyomif6005
    @nyomif6005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg why with big headphones it feels like he's behind me going side by side, im just getting chills and keep looking behind me😂

  • @thatshortperson4437
    @thatshortperson4437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Him: Lets get down to business
    Me bust out of the closet : TO ᗪEᖴEᗩT TᕼE ᕼᑌᑎᔕ

  • @gaykitchenware1646
    @gaykitchenware1646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Am I finally early for once *cries tears of joy*

  • @leafii.
    @leafii. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My family friend: exists
    Me: don’t come into my room please don’t come into my room
    My family friend: Comes in.
    Me: OH GOD IM EXPOSED

  • @ai_gunmanwolf3374
    @ai_gunmanwolf3374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Intro: *please wear your headphones...headphones~*
    Me, being genuinely surprised: *putting up both of my fists as-if readying for a fight*

  • @omwreck5546
    @omwreck5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sir I've been i closet for 15 years, and i ain't no clothing

  • @chris-rayellecollins9327
    @chris-rayellecollins9327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    " Why are you hiding in such a strange place such as your closet" me: "sir this is my reading corner were there is darkness all day thank you very much"

  • @mac6347
    @mac6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DUDE YOUR VOICE IS SO AMAZING!🥰 LIVE ITTTT!!

  • @justpeyton5984
    @justpeyton5984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Him: I know your in there! Open up!
    Me: NEVER!!!!
    Him: Open up.
    Me:Over my dead body!!!

  • @cherry_blossom5372
    @cherry_blossom5372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the Patrons has the same name as me! I'm not saying which for personal reasons but it's a pretty rare one. This made my day

  • @sharkybarkk
    @sharkybarkk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That deep voice thought 😵

  • @n.zodiac9565
    @n.zodiac9565 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who else could literally feel the air in your ear from him sniffing?

  • @peachycreamy7030
    @peachycreamy7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Him: you can’t hide from me
    Me: *now that’s where you went wrong*