3 Dataminers Get Their Ass Beat By A Triumvirate
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 มิ.ย. 2024
- Sorry about the poor quality, me and the other dataminers had to fight off 800 men in suits in order to gain access to the Nintendo EPD computer which allowed us to play on this! Since it's operating on Windows 1995 and had a hole leaking uranium out of the back, it was only able to operate at 720p.
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💖 Played with x.com/diamcreeper23 and x.com/That_Carp
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For clarification, the Hazard Level was ~250% and ~210% for Barnacle and Wahoo respectively, and my Switch was being heavily overclocked in order to run this in a stable way.
This is not an accurate video of the performance during the Triumvirate, and Diam and Carp both had issues with lag during the play session.
Yo, I have a question.
I might (doesn’t mean yes) get a moldable switch on my Birthday on September 1st.
If that’s the case can I play with you, or not? Just curious.
@@SquidPartyDude no
@@cheesecurdfanok, I understand.
Oh so we are fucked basically
Well not entirely because if you lead megalodontia to one of the other two king salmonids while megalodontia does it attack, it does damage to the other two therefore you can take out the two other king salmonids then attack joe after therefore making the whole "three king salmonids at once" battle thing SO much easier 😀
@@Venus-xm2ioyeah but then Joe becomes the problem, you’ve been using him to kill the others all this time, but not focusing enough on *him*
@@Venus-xm2ioI think he takes out Bosses too
Plus guaranteed Grizzo weapons
But you also gotta imagine trying to do this in freelance when some of the time your teammates have their own definition of which one to take out first.
"So what was the most difficult part of splatoon for you, after alterna?, inner agent 3?, the framerate?"
"...fish"
"Excuse me?"
"FISH!"
you know what that means... FISH
If you mean fish as in the Jelletons in Side Order, then yes, that is the worst Agent 8 could ever face…
You sound like Pikmin 5
Their scream at the beginning is horrendous :_)
So horrendous that the audio couldn't keep up for a moment.
, AAUSUGHGHGUGHGGGHUUAAAAHUGUGHGHHHH!!!
My 2017 model Switch is already overheating at the thought of this.
Same bro same
Same
Mhm. Poor thing is gonna turn into a bomb in handheld mode. Maybe I should’ve replaced my switch last year 😭
We about to explode are switch with this one
ERm actually it is our
💥
@@MEOW-brawl0807 my bad
@@h3llo4009 it is ok 👍 😃
A wise manta ray once said, “3 king salmonids!? Isn’t one already dangerous enough?” Yes Big Man, one is already dangerous enough.
All of that for 27 bronzes. Now you can triple your amount of none-golden scales :D
True :(
still a lot for the gameplay I'm seeing where they barely struggle through surviving
The Octoleet Gear at 800 bronze per piece:
@@squiddu well they are not a full team, so that is a huge downside
@@derekstryder2281there are lobbies just to get bronze scales fast, but you have to have lower rank
Whoever manages the Salmon Run mode really likes to make it feel like a real job, the same measly 100 seconds, but this time against the 3 kings at the same time? I can see I'm not going to get that badge any time soon.
Okay, so the damage Joe does to the other bosses is not a fluke, that’s now a legit strategy thanks for it ahead of big run also first
It’s gonna be the best strategy fr
I did not even realise you called him "Joe", this name fit him so much.
But for real, I think we want to take him out last but still keeping focus on him.
His attack deal massive damage to both Cohozuna and horrorborus.
So I guess the strat is gonna make sure that Joe attack both Horrorboros's HEAD (to blow up the bomb) and Cohozuna.
@@Noteturtle90 I might have been unclear, but that's something I said.
I didn't say to make Joe's attack at random on Horro, I precised the head for this specific reason.
@@milectarx6561 sorry, skimmed over the last part
my profresh+3 ass is Not prepared for big run :sob: :sob: :sbo:
Just give me Gcharger I'll solo, just give me about 5 minutes to chip the bosses down
sbo...
God I can't wait to cry during high tide at Inkblot
Inkblot was never desing With Cohozuna and specially Joe in mind.
This Is why the Triumvirate was a bad idea in practice
This is the Chaos I voted for in Splatoon's 2 Final Fest
Finally
The only thing that makes this remotely possible is the fact that Megalodontia can perform friendly fire on Horrorboros and Cohozuna 💀💀
I'm pretty sure all of them friendly fire just clearly megalodontia is the strongest
@@pufrmel Cohozuna doesn't, but popping 'Borris's bomb, just like a Steelhead's, deals massive collateral damage.
Triple scales ain't enough, I want a promotion to CEO
i really hope they make it somewhat playable for older switch models because this looks like a strain on the console :(
FR, I am on a 2017 Switch with water damage 😭💀
see pinned comment. it shouldn't be THIS bad, a lot of it is recording issues
though the switch is apparently struggling with this
Mine runs fine. Im pretty sure the only difference between them is battery and screens and such, the actual processors are the same
@@a-ramenartist9734 yeah you’re right it ran perfectly fine no terrible frame drops or anything of that sort
The bosses look hard, but we all know what the _real_ challenge will be. THE LAG
why was there a need for salmon run to be more overstimulating than it already is
Because Brian and his band of overfishers needed an even greater challenge…
@@DaDoc540 yessss, blame the overfishers! the 0.01% of the players!
This is only a fraction of their power…
its not for everyone and i perfectly understand, but to me the chaos is part of the fun
Im sorry but 100 seconds is too short for 3 SEPERATE BOSSES.
Thay only had 3 people it's more than possible with 4 I just see a skill issue
Yeah but they do seem to be a lot weaker plus megalodontia can take out a huge chunk of the other boss’s health bars
they also got 2 special packs instead of 1
Well, you do get 2 specials, Joe attacks slower, can attack the other kings as well as boss salmonids, and lessers don’t even spawn until the first king is down. Oh and you’re always gonna get a Grizzco weapon
yeah but you get two specials, joe can attack the other kings and you get grizz co weapons
I love that they can hurt each other, but I really don't like the fact that they still keep it at only 100 seconds. They really should give us more than 100 seconds to fight a King Salmonid.
wait we only have 100 seconds?
we're cooked
You know it's bad when even dataminers struggle with them
Looking at this is more beatable than I thought thank you "Joe"
General Strategy:
As for how to play this the majority of damage from weapons and Eggs will need to go into Joe until he is at like 20% health as we have to fully kill him but want him alive till the end to damage the other bosses.
If Joe ever targets you Run to Cohozuna immediately and catch him in the chomp to chunk him out.
We will generally also want someone with either favourable weapons or specials to focus their efforts into Horrorboris so you don't get bombed. Kill order is likely to be:
Horrorboris
Weaken Joe
Chohozuna
Finish Joe
Weapons:
If you get Grizz Bow focus your efforts on the ground bosses as you out damage running around for eggs preferably into Joe weak spot
If you get Grizz Charger your objective is to just shoot Horrorborris as your if uninterpreted you can keep on exploding his bomb.
Any other Grizz weapons need to keep on top of bosses and if you are safe, pump damage into the ground bosses or Horroborris if you don't have a charger.
Specials:
Killer whale: With the amount of spam on-screen targeting shore bosses will be pointless so just use both Whales and pump them into Horrorboris so you don't have to concern yourself with him for 2 cycles possible in the middle of the wave
Crab: Likely to be used at the start of the wave to deal lots of damage into the ground bosses or Horroborris if the weapon comp isn't favourable
As for the rest they will either deal with regular bosses, deal damage to Horrorborris if comp isn't favourable or stay alive.
These are my general thoughts on how we beat the trio consistently at least
targetting shore bosses is NOT pointless, I am NOT about to dodge 3 kings, a flyfish, 2 stingers, and 3 big shots all at once. Though it depends on the situation I suppose.
@@trickygamer555 By that i mean it will be physically impossible for the killer Whale to target shore bosses given lazers will prioritize the closer target and a massive slab on king salmon in your face will make that a non option. So your only option is putting 1500 damage into a king of your choice and horrorborris is easily the most lucrative target
Other specials and grizzco weapons will need to be killing regular bosses so you don't die obviously.
both of the matches here went so much better than any xtra wave I ever fought eith randoms
It’s still 100 seconds to take down all three?? So you really need to rely on friendly fire for this one.
ジョーの誘導にかかってそうですね！
I want mr grizz to say at the end "Didn't expect to see a king salmonid.. or three of them for that matter. Thanks for sticking around, everyone!" I think that would be a better line in this instance.
Getting the badge is going to be HELL
So we don’t get a time increase…. Good luck overfishers!
Ok so this is what I seem to take from this video:
Good News: All grizzco weapons, and Megalodontia/Joe can damage the other two kings, and you get 2 specials
Bad News: You still have 100 seconds (No time increase, kind of sad IMO, wish it was 333 seconds if Joe was unable to damage the others, but fine), which means that you have to optimize the hell out of Megalodontia against the other 2 and also they their own health bars and not a combined health bar (which I have seen people say and knew it would not be true).
Overall, this might be difficult as hell, especially in Freelance where everyone is doing their own thing
Thanks to splat channel, I can no longer read triumvirate the way it is actually pronounced.
I think we're gonna need more then a 100 seconds for this one....! 💀
My Switch Lite is already overheating at the mere idea of 3 kings and all of the bosses/lessers at once.
If overstimulation was a bossfight
27 bronze scales oh boy I can’t wait
"High Tide, Triumvirate, One DC."
This is fine.
THE THUMBNAIL THO 😭😭😭😭
The data miners have a skill issue
3HP bars give me FEAR
I wonder how this is supposed to work on Marooners Bay high tide...
So basically, you want to lure Megalodontia into the other kings for massive damage huh? BRING IT ON!!!!
A minor Roman history reference in Splatoon is not something I expected but my autistic special intrest is Rome so I'm way too happy over a such a small thing lmao.
> 3 Dataminers
And you have the gall to beg for mercy?
Idk if anyone else noticed, but Joe dealt damage to the other bosses. Potential strat could be leading coho into Joe so you really only need to worry about two
this is going to either explode my switch or give me a seizure and i can’t WAIT to figure out which one happens first 🥰🥰🥰
Well right off the bat I see an extra step to this strat as well using Joe to chip away at both horoboris and choho only one has to also focus on horoboris since he looks to be the easiest to kill
Nintendo... What have you DONE..!? 😱
7 hours nintendo still hasnt taken down, suprising
we are so cooked its over guys its been nice knowing you
I can’t even do one😂 now I gotta do THREE
It's pretty cool that Grizzco weapons are guaranteed.
THANK GOD I upgraded to a OLED model recently, my old Switch would probably spontaneously combust trying to run this.
@@bastien545I have a launch model :)))))
Do you really think nintendo would let our switches burn
@@fajnyludzik6944 Yes, it's their money making plan to sell more Switches
@@fajnyludzik6944 nah, in reality I think they worked well on the thing and made it miraculously stable. otherwise we wouldn't have this event. but we can always be surprised...
my teams wouldn’t even be able to beat one of them
This still looks a lot more possible than people think, use Maws to kill Chohozuna and thisll be significantly easier
Use megalodontia (megamaws) on boris bomb too for collateral damage ehehe
We're screwed 😭
タツとヨコヅナのダメージほぼジョーのせいで草
I can’t even beat one king salmonid and now grizz guilt trips me if I can’t square up against all 3
I see that Megalodontia can damage Cohozuna and instantly blow up the bomb from Horrorboros.
After experiencing it for myself I’m so not gonna miss this mode for next game or the current splatoon game we are now
Edit: thumbnail be doing this video justice fighting 3 separate bosses is hell
I cant wait for 5 flyfish to spawn! This is going to be so fun and fair!
Now THIS is chaos! I love it!
We're about to go drop frames to 0 with this one
So, it looks like their individual HP has been lowered, but still the chaos of everything...
Unless, everyone is on their A-game, we're kinda f*cked?
Does this mean we need to add some AC to the Switch for the FPS drop?
Or did Big N make it have less lesser Salmonids to save on FPS?
(great video too!)
Lesser don't spawn until you beat one of the bosses
broooo omgg its so chaotic, theres so many noises going on too
This is gonna be hell in SoloQ
That one left because fighting 3 bosses is hard
Oh so my switch is just going to explode then. Like it’s just going to go kaput and there’s nothing I can do about it. Ok Nintendo I see you, trying to sell Switch 2’s when they drop
I feel like you should get extra time for taking down one king. Maybe like 20 extra seconds per king salmon beaten.
This is actually very useful.
I can already see a strategy and be prepared for hell.
There is a reward for clearing this at 333% and I am so excited to try for that. Seems hard as hell but also fun.
oh this is heaven to me.
Yeah not going to lie this looks really tough . Will try my hardest to complete 5 by the end of the Big Big run .
This looks like a great way to grind bronze scales to get the octoleet outfit
Joe save us Joe we need you joe
What do you mean you have to overclock the switch the make this run stable???
my poor late 2017 era switch is going to turn into a bomb playing this oh my god
finally a real challenge. I wonder if these dataminers are new to salmon run
so basically the main target here is joe (megalodontia)
and i still can't defeat megalodontia with randos, and i rarely play with friends, this is gonna be fun
Also this is gonna be so fun on hazard level max and im so excited for it!!
27 SCALES! big big run is gonna get grinded hard
i'm at least comforted that megalodontia can damage the other kings
What's scary is their HP will be even higher with 4 players! BTW, I also noticed you get 2 specialsl, unless he's hacked it to get 2. I'm also assuming this only takes place on low tide? No way it would work on high tide LOL.
GRIZZCO ROLLERRRRRR!!!!
I did not comprehend a single thing in this video. We're so fucked lfgggggg
For *some* of y’all genuinely complaining abt this just don’t play it?? Idk 😭
They have the right to Complain. Big Run is an event for all players meant to be fun. Even as someone with tons of SR badges, this boss fight looks cool yeah, but VERY hard. The switch wanting to explode doesn't help
@@Hawlucha77 1. The pinned comment indicates the performance won't actually be as bad in practice, rather there are problems with how this was recorded
2. This is pretty high level play? around the low 200%s, they were saying, and they were also missing a player, which sure, would increase the health of the kings, but depending on the player it can still give you a much better fighting chance against them with just one extra member
It's starting now I didn't know do I have enough time to start
Im genualy scard for this...
Wait did big run already happen
well damn my switch is gonna EXPLODE
Oh my gosh yasss🤩🥰
It’s not even out yet how??
I'm sorry but why does megalodontia sound like a raging gamer 😅
Is this exclusive to random king salmonid rotations? Or does it have small chance to happen in every rotation? Or is it a rotation on its own?
after big big run it will be added to normal rotation
@@Ange40700 so its a rotation on its own then
OH WE'RE FUCKED.
We're dead.
is the big run happening im so confused i logged into splatoon and nothing was happening
Big Run happens tomorrow. These three are dataminers that are showcasing this trio early.
@@everynameiwantistaken oh thx
タツ→ジョー→ヨコヅナって思ってたけど、やっぱタツ狙う時に上向くだけで危機だし、ジョーの誘導で色々食べてもらうので精一杯かも‼️いやぁ、これ40スタートだとキケマまで行くのに大変だし、連合討伐でオキモノなんてもってのほかかも😭でもサモランガチ勢としてスペシャル２つ掲げて頑張ってみたい😊
Whoever has meg has to bring them to where coho and Horroboros collide to get both at the same time and saving time with each bite.
Joe is like a massive golden egg, but it has an appetite too.
Pandemonium better be playing in he background during this, but I guess not...
Pandemonium as in LIVE PANOPTICON REACTION: