honestly, ur yt tier list had the best point ive seen, techno is so good because his vids are litearly rewatchable, and there is nothing better then that. i can bet my entire life saving on the fact half of the watchs of his vids like potato wars are people rewatching it (i myself seen it too many times)
It was the fifth time that I watched this, I came to the part about ‘sheeple’. I mentally prepared myself to say ‘brocolli’ instead of carrots, and yet I still said carrots
dragoon: on this channel i can read ur mind me: ok lets see then lol dragoon: think of a vegetable me: uhh carrot dragoon: CARROT U THOUGHT CARROT me: WTF HE CAN ACTUALLY READ MY MIND?
Your brain stores informed like a filing cabinet. When it's forced to withdraw information quickly it just grabs the first one in the drawer. Carrot happens to be the first one in the vegetable drawer. Look up red hammer experiment for more information on this.
7:55, can confirm, I did not really quit smash heroes. For some context, the whole thing was a lot of shitposters in the smash community making a thread called "why i quit smash heroes" with some completely unrelated comment for the actual thread. I was taking a break at the time, came back and saw the wall of "why i quit smash heroes" and decided to complain about it by joining in. Thank you for reminding me. I wonder if i can leech subs off of dragoon now.
Dragoon: think of a vegetable Me: carrot, while eating a carrot. Dragoon: you said carrot because you are a sheep and you don’t think for yourself Me: oh right I forgot Me: baa
Congratulations on getting your pen licence in 2020 ik how hard it is as I still haven’t got mine yet but good job on your hard effort, keep up the grind!
Dragoon: There are a lot of things that make Hypixel great like reasonable ping Me: grinds for two hours Hypixel: oops we hit an hour anything that happened in the last two hour will be reset Me: MOM I NEED YOU CREDIT CARD FOR SKYBLOCK COOKIES!!
1:25 I have ridden on that exact same rollercoaster like, rail for rail, but it was called the 'Green Lantern' coaster and it was in Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia. Guess theme parks aren't as original as I thought
Dragoon: ‘people just want somthing new and exciting’ Me: that’s another successful 10hrs straight of framing... hmmm I wonder what to do now Also me: Maybe some dungeons will get rid of this boredom... 47284 f7 dungeon runs later: I want to do some more framing
Do not open this until you've seen the end of the video
7
;)
Dragoon hi
Yes dad
No
7
Dragoon uhhhh
"High pick sell" might be one of the most cleverly constructed jokes I've ever heard
Nice shirt
Wait legobuilder9000 is alive?
I thought we made it clear that there are no jokes in this completely legitimate and serious documentary!
Hypixel TH-cam Rank
Hi TheOrigi- I mean Legobuilder9000
"Name a vegetable"
Me out loud: "Fruit."
INTELIJJENT
I said "8" i am the real vegetable.
potato
@@Nick-kh5xs nah I am the true vegetable I said purple algebra
me : vegie table
Dragoon is a genius, he graduated high school in 2017, got his PhD in 2011, and was born In 2019!
middle school**
It's the time traveler, he who will save us from the tides of war and warn the past about the future
B.C.
cheese stick not its a social construct
Yes
When he said “pick a vegetable” and I actually did pick carrot I was shocked
same, i can't beat his almighty knowledge
We all just picked the thing that required the least amount of effort to say lol
I said tomato honestly don’t know why I’m pretty sure that’s not even a vegetable
i only know that vegatble so
Same
You know he’s a good youtuber when he changes the topic from hypixel skyblock to rollercoasters but it’s still interesting
5:02
i was still thinking "what the heck is a vegetable"
I said potato because I am just dumb
I said fruit...
@Destrate i got 70 nooo
I was trying to find out if 7-4 was a trap or not
I said grape
"High pick sell" should be the true name
Its high PICKS sell IDIOT STUPID lol why am I like this
@@Lumegrin no its hypixel idiot
Just joking
@@SammyZu. e
It is
It is
because there wasn't anything in the real world for people to invest countless hours in for the +3 hp you always wanted
He said it... he said the line...
“The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft”
@shyurdaretut why do younuse so much emojis
I also cant spell
HI GUYS ITS FITMC
y e s
honestly, ur yt tier list had the best point ive seen, techno is so good because his vids are litearly rewatchable, and there is nothing better then that. i can bet my entire life saving on the fact half of the watchs of his vids like potato wars are people rewatching it (i myself seen it too many times)
“The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft”
-some person
-did you mean fitmc?
Hi it’s a joke
Palmer Gerry -some weird hacker guy
2b2t
more like FitMC and SalC1
Dragoon you fill the hole in my heart that TheOriginalAce's upload schedule makes
this deserves to be top comment
it really does
I won’t ever see Hypixel the same anymore with, “High Picks Sell”
It was the fifth time that I watched this, I came to the part about ‘sheeple’. I mentally prepared myself to say ‘brocolli’ instead of carrots, and yet I still said carrots
honestly, almost same.
i did manage to stop myself, but my brain had a massive urge to say carrot
Dude I was listening to your video while lifting weights and I almost dropped a 130 pound barbell on my neck when I started laughing lol
Dragoon: There are a lot of things which make hypixel great like rEsOnAbLe piNG.
Me: *cough* *cough*
Me trying to watch the start of the video to comment something funny:
The ad: *wHO ATe ALL ThE CHeETO sNaCKS!?*
its a pity you didnt comment something funny then
You just destroyed him my guy
Who ate all the cheetl
When did we get a cat?
Sorry that's rly sad. Putting so much effort into a viral comment
I have been watching your channel for two minutes and already love it.
Dragoon: hypixel have gud ping
Also dragoon hovering over menu: 5034 ping
"Now name any number"
Me: 46 trillion
*Checks pinned comment*
"7"
Close enough
Im over here like uhhh 5
Damn you almost got it
Statistically speaking you're most likely to pick number 7.
Has many reasons, if ur curious google it.
This guy is hilarious and his jokes are delivered perfectly he is so underrated
you had me at "the oldest anarchy server in minecraft" LOL
what is thus, fitMC?
"name a vegetable"
Dragoon: CARROT
Me: that vegen teacher
This guy makes his 10 minute videos actually worth it
“After my MINUTES of research” -me throughout my entire time in school
Dragoon: starts cutting trees
*Your silverfish leveled up to level 29*
Wait wut
8:07 Woah woah woah, are you calling Terraria a Minecraft clone?
@Skeppys_Penguin what 50%?
@Skeppys_Penguin maybe pre bosses, but after that it get pretty much completely different
@Skeppys_Penguin Ah yes,because a game has Squares in it,then its a Minecraft Clone.
Might as well call Minecraft a Tetris Clone,because *squares*
Mine craft is a terraria clone with glow squids there should be glow sticks and elyeatra after Terria wings hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???????????
Yes it is
"the year i got my pen license" dude i spat out my food
So you know how he was all like "YOU SAID CARROT" I said orange, im ashamed
dragoon: on this channel i can read ur mind
me: ok lets see then lol
dragoon: think of a vegetable
me: uhh carrot
dragoon: CARROT U THOUGHT CARROT
me: WTF HE CAN ACTUALLY READ MY MIND?
YOU DONT THINK FOR YOURSELF
I thought avacado
i choose B E A N S
I thought apple
Idk why
I accualy laughed at the making of the hypixel name. Amazing
don't laugh at this very informative, non meme video
The thing about Skyblock is that everybody forgets the main point of the game: To build a base and a self-sustaining lifestyle
I love the fear of the dark remix at the end, perfect.
Dragoon:name a vegetable
Me:umm.... Carr....
Dragoon:CARROT
Thank you Dragoon, you have finally convinced me to quit Skyblock!
can i have your stuff
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jk
I love how his timeline goes backwards, 2013 PhD, 2017 high school graduate, 2019 born
middle school graduate*
Because IT'S NOSTALGIA THE EPIC COOL STUFF :)
I am studying phyciology and love codeng and data analysis and Minecraft is one of my favourite games so this video was perfect for me I loved it
Video: "Name a vegetable."
My Brain: "Apple-"
Video: "CARROT! YOU SAID..."
My Brain: "Yes, I thought carrot. Wasn't anything else."
11:40 he has a silver fish activated LOL
basically: people like to grind like maniacs
I'm lost, how did he know i was gonna say carrot
Your brain stores informed like a filing cabinet. When it's forced to withdraw information quickly it just grabs the first one in the drawer. Carrot happens to be the first one in the vegetable drawer. Look up red hammer experiment for more information on this.
@@Matthew-ib2xt pog, thanks
This guy is too aggressive, I could not handle his power. I did subscribe and may be able to watch this whole video when I am stronger
Dragoon:**tries to make me look like a sheep by making me answer math questions**
Me: **zones out when he asked 7-3** "What happened"
7:55, can confirm, I did not really quit smash heroes.
For some context, the whole thing was a lot of shitposters in the smash community making a thread called "why i quit smash heroes" with some completely unrelated comment for the actual thread. I was taking a break at the time, came back and saw the wall of "why i quit smash heroes" and decided to complain about it by joining in. Thank you for reminding me.
I wonder if i can leech subs off of dragoon now.
12:20
if hytale becomes garbage im gonna stop playing videogames for good and finally completely focus on my real life
I can sense a lie.
@@vfnt it's not a lie if I forget about it :p
One year is a long time after all
Fruitbat
Oh, you just wait. It is now my life’s goal to prove you wrong (:
23.09.2021 I am going to check up on you *:
You’re now an official part of my calendar (:
@@vfnt thats some dedication
Duh, people like it because they want to spend their life clicking some RGB lights
Dragoon: think of a vegetable
Me: carrot, while eating a carrot.
Dragoon: you said carrot because you are a sheep and you don’t think for yourself
Me: oh right I forgot
Me: baa
I still remember playing bedwars when it came out and I only just realized that was 3 years ago, boy how time flies
when he said name a vegetable
My brain went: yElLoW
my brain went: OraNgE
OgGhostJelly ReD
When your so early the only comment you see is first and sorry I commented before finishing vid
Him: calls terraria a Minecraft clone
Me: “terraria development started 2 and a half months before Minecraft became public goddamn it!”
But Minecraft started development before terraria..
@@qingpetcher667 but you cant copy something that isnt even out
@@alex2005z yeah ik but Minecraft did start dev first :D
Lol this man is so funny wth love the editing
Dragoon: Name a vegetable Me: *thinks of technoblade* potato dragoon: YOU SAID CARROT DIDNT YOU Me: hehehe little does he know
Dragoon: Name a vegetable
Me: Orange
Dragoon: You are a sheep!
Who agrees with me that dragoon is a witch of dark arts he is to good-er-est at guessing
Congratulations on getting your pen licence in 2020 ik how hard it is as I still haven’t got mine yet but good job on your hard effort, keep up the grind!
Is it weird that when he said name a vegetable I immediately said to myself, “fruit”
dragoon: name a vegetable
me: B E A N S
dragoon: YOU SAID CARROT BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHEEP AND CANT THINK FOR YOURSELF!
me: *sad noises*
video: "Name a vegetable"
my head: carrot
video: you said carrot
me: wft r they stalking me?
Bro when he said name a vegatable I said “fruit” In my head lmao
Dragoon: Name a vegetable
Me: Banana - oh, wait wha-
When dragoon asked for a random vegetable, I said “Green.”
Dragoon and me at the EXACT same time: carrot
Me, surprised pikachu face
This one brings joy: *You found a 5 star mystery box!*
This one doesn’t bring joy: *You must be MVP to open this!*
Hi dragoon, keep up the awesome videos!
Dragoon: There are a lot of things that make Hypixel great like reasonable ping
Me: grinds for two hours
Hypixel: oops we hit an hour anything that happened in the last two hour will be reset
Me: MOM I NEED YOU CREDIT CARD FOR SKYBLOCK COOKIES!!
1:25 I have ridden on that exact same rollercoaster like, rail for rail, but it was called the 'Green Lantern' coaster and it was in Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia. Guess theme parks aren't as original as I thought
Dragoon: Name a vegetable
Me: High Pickle
Dragoon: ‘people just want somthing new and exciting’
Me: that’s another successful 10hrs straight of framing... hmmm I wonder what to do now
Also me: Maybe some dungeons will get rid of this boredom...
47284 f7 dungeon runs later: I want to do some more framing
Yeah but you get a new level of farming
Why is no one talking about
Dragoon: in 2013 I got a PhD
Also Dragoon: in 2017 I graduated middle school
Dragoon again: in 2019 I was born
when he said name a vegetable i panicked and said fruit.
I thought of a picture of a cucumber, but my brain thought of the word potato
Dragoon: name a vegetable
Me: uhmm... spina...
Dragoon: CARROT
Me: carrot
Dragoon : name a vegetable
Me : apple
Dragoon:people that spent months of there lives got the same thing as people that just started
Destiny 2 players after shadow keep:first time?
After that "Ignorant Gaming Nerd" joke,
I am now dying. Subscribed.
You fool, if i don’t think, I can’t think of carrot
when he said i am a sheep because people thought carrot in my head for somereason I instantly said pig... Sag
Dragoon:Name a vegetable
Me:Orange
Dragoon: CARROT YOU SAID CARROT
Me again:wait is orange even a vegetable why did I say that
Dragoon "name a vegetable"
Me "fruit"
Dragoon: Name a vegetable
Me: bread
Everyone: I did do carrot! He’s a genius!
Me: Pickle
Dragoon: name a vegetable
Me: Ummmmm… GREEN
"Name a vegetable"
Me: Carro-
Dragoon: CARROT YOU SAID CARROT
Me: DAMN IT FU-
i have watched this video 4 times and i still fall for that carrot thing
He sounds like a teacher explaining something
ALRIGHT DRAGOON I HAVE MY BOXING GLOVES LETS DO THIS ITS 20%
When he asked what vegetable I said carrot and when i saw carrots I literally jumped
5:02: name a vegtable Me:actully says carrot
When u get a PhD 4 years before you graduate middle school and 6 years before you are born
“Name a vegetable “ me said carrot “Carrot cuz your a sheep” me 🐑
dragoon:name a vegetable. me: tomato. dragoon: CARROT YOU SAID CARROT. me: ah shit tomatos are a fruit
My vegetabel was Banana no u heared me right. I LITTERLY SAYED BANANA
Dragoon: YOU SAID CARROT
me who said broccoli: uh
Why am I watching this.
I’m watching this in class, and I still feel like I’m in class
I feel honoured when I immediately raised your toned slightly. Thank you for considering my advise. I can now die in peace. Btw great vid dragoon.
8:01 AYYYY ROLL IN ARK DRAGOON
is it bad that when he asked "whats your favorite vegetable" I thought egg...