The 5 New Year Resolutions

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  • @motherhood234
    @motherhood234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I am the mom, trying to redirect.....”GET OFF THE COUCH WITH THOSE MARKERS and come to the table and color”😂

    • @luminyam6145
      @luminyam6145 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg that was so good😂😂😂

  • @majestick9germanshepherd309
    @majestick9germanshepherd309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "You feel me? . . .you won't"🤣🤣🤣

  • @zorabw8948
    @zorabw8948 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    " I will be a more understanding mom (1 min break) I don't care about your feelings." 🤣🤣 Every minute of this video is spot on. Although I no longer have kids at home, I love following you guys. Thanks for the joy and laughter you bring.

  • @robylove9190
    @robylove9190 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I made a resolution 30 years ago to not make any more resolutions and I have stuck to it ever since.

  • @GradKat
    @GradKat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Watching this again in January 2022, “this is 36 oranges” still makes me laugh. Been there, done that!!

  • @onefivestudios
    @onefivestudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Anyone else notice the container of chicken wings while he's on the elliptical exercising lol

    • @ritasmith9553
      @ritasmith9553 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, but I couldn't tell what they were: chicken? fish? something else?

    • @WeezieV
      @WeezieV ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeeesssss!! 😅

  • @shawnaday1354
    @shawnaday1354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Laughed so hard I cried, flipping love love love your Family!

  • @ireallylovepotatoes258
    @ireallylovepotatoes258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    'new years resolution? i dont need 2 change, they need to change!'
    me every new year.

  • @gabybop
    @gabybop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can still remember when this first came out. It feels Ike just yesterday, for real. Time flies.

  • @gothkittyification
    @gothkittyification ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Why do I feel that “what a coincidence, these stairs lead to our bedroom” comment has a ring of truth to it. 😂

  • @michiganabigail
    @michiganabigail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hahahaha you feel me? You won’t.

  • @jerikropp6394
    @jerikropp6394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The "there's play-doh in the carpet" and "these frigging kids" is so me

  • @mistlazum
    @mistlazum ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m all of these, and the one that holds everyone else accountable… but the mom part… spot on! This was me today jan 1 2023😂

  • @helterskelter4every1
    @helterskelter4every1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    So, if Dutch Bros isn’t a sponsor by now, they really need to watch this video at this point lol 😂 we don’t have those on the west coast, we never get the cool coffee chains out here 😒

    • @oliviabucks2938
      @oliviabucks2938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dutch Bros began in Grants Pass, OR. We have them everywhere in the Portland area and in OR. So they’re most definitely on the West Coast.

    • @ritasmith9553
      @ritasmith9553 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Before they talked about Dutch Bros like it was an auto parts/ repair place. Like Meineke or something...

    • @rachelhoyle5728
      @rachelhoyle5728 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok. What is Dutch Bros? 😅 I really don’t know.
      Edit: I’m from southern VA.

    • @ritasmith9553
      @ritasmith9553 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rachelhoyle5728 Pretty sure it looks like a drive thru coffee shop. They prob have more than coffee, too. Looks too fancy not to have more than just coffees

    • @nikchik382
      @nikchik382 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was the Dutch paint store 🤣 I was super confused like wow, your paint stores have drive thru's?!

  • @abbylifewithlove
    @abbylifewithlove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “ I don’t care about your feelings “ - everyone’s mom in a nutshell

  • @fionarhiannonpitbullextrao5786
    @fionarhiannonpitbullextrao5786 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm a combo of the one trying to spend less and the realist who knows that, for the most part, the New Year's resolutions are going out the window inside of a week. Although I do spend less.

  • @dragonjoy1313
    @dragonjoy1313 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lowe's for him. Target for her!

  • @JazzbLu
    @JazzbLu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The ending comment is the best! And the best motivation to finish the stairs!

  • @timothydavis9777
    @timothydavis9777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You feel me? You won't. LOL

  • @SRose-vp6ew
    @SRose-vp6ew ปีที่แล้ว

    I know not everyone can buy an $800 piece of kitchen equipment and actually save money off of it. But I’m one of those vita mix nuts that spent $700 and figured out how to save money on everything from dairy alternative milks to and sugar alternative desserts and have it paid off at all, but I stopped buying expensive Pre-Made and started saving money after about 2 years. We barely eat out, I barely use my oven, but I use my vita mix every single day. Not everyone will. Base your purchases off your current lifestyle and what really would help you improve what you’re already doing.

  • @243300000
    @243300000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The little part at the end KILLED me. Finish those stairs!

  • @justincronkhite209
    @justincronkhite209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Feeling the noco dutch spot...try a oatmilk cocomo chai latte with a shot of espresso

  • @vuyanisibisi495
    @vuyanisibisi495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That's why I don't set New year's resolutions 😂😂

  • @hmtqnikitashakur3399
    @hmtqnikitashakur3399 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the realist **chefs kiss**

  • @TheChaumaster
    @TheChaumaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Rofl guess I'm the realist xD

  • @kennavlogs842
    @kennavlogs842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So true yet I love it!

  • @amandagiannini3503
    @amandagiannini3503 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am the realist lol what is funny is the realist reminds me of my Dad he even had a mustache lol RIP Dad

  • @jamesedward8066
    @jamesedward8066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is that my tiny clown bike on the wall of his garage that i sold at my yard sale?

  • @mothermarie6057
    @mothermarie6057 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Starting tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dianahensley8715
    @dianahensley8715 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hilarious 😂 My favorite character is the guy with the mustache!

  • @amandaosman3226
    @amandaosman3226 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wish my New Year included Dutch Bros! We moved from AZ to OH and the worst part is NO DUTCH! 😢

  • @meganpennings6676
    @meganpennings6676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me jumping from video to video 😂😂

  • @clintandbecky7198
    @clintandbecky7198 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂 This is so me, all of them 😂

  • @54mtjohnson
    @54mtjohnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did he ever finish those stairs?!

  • @Wes-u2e
    @Wes-u2e 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now air fryers are actually pretty nice

  • @JennyG.COW5
    @JennyG.COW5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know I'd try maybe saying that I'd exercise. Nope! Still lazy! 😉
    At this point I'm pretty sure I'm a realist.
    And honestly I think you should just start a goal when you're actually wanting to make a change, regardless of what time or season it is in the Year. 😏

  • @almmason7
    @almmason7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love the ending...Lol 😂😅😊❤

  • @jocelyneke6445
    @jocelyneke6445 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What they can do to make progress: buy a Dutch coffee gift card. Maybe they will get some free or discounted items.

  • @AndySaenz
    @AndySaenz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They should make a new one with Heidi in it!

  • @findyourpassion8722
    @findyourpassion8722 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dutch Bros fix everything. Better than Starbucks!

  • @adeho789
    @adeho789 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm definitely the realist. 😂

  • @bethaniejify
    @bethaniejify ปีที่แล้ว

    “This is 36 oranges.” 😂🤣

  • @WeezieV
    @WeezieV ปีที่แล้ว

    "This is 36 oranges." I know the feeling of "where did all that produce go?" Definitely hand juice oranges.

  • @user-sn2gs1ik5x
    @user-sn2gs1ik5x 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think we have that exact juicer😂

  • @jumpingisuseless4037
    @jumpingisuseless4037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I swear to God that my wife watches these videos then acts just like half the characters.

  • @jessicaspencer6034
    @jessicaspencer6034 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am somehow all of these at the same time 😂😂😂

  • @Logan-wc2ql
    @Logan-wc2ql 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Funny 😂

  • @elenam7236
    @elenam7236 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    New year )) same me ))

  • @Generic819
    @Generic819 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    All of the above.

  • @jayaom4946
    @jayaom4946 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Realist here!

  • @momentsformoms9467
    @momentsformoms9467 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂 I am every single one of these this year plus a few others. Being optimistic I can do it lol.

  • @madelaineseguin1490
    @madelaineseguin1490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LOL

  • @Ryan-Dawes
    @Ryan-Dawes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow, I am number 2 for life! Ahhhhhhhhh 😅

  • @amberlancaster7055
    @amberlancaster7055 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m def #5 but I also wanna be a fun mom like #3 but kids can be a-holes and ruin it

  • @happymommaa
    @happymommaa ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m the realist 🤣

  • @mattvanderlinde9480
    @mattvanderlinde9480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol 😂

  • @meaganrobinson1579
    @meaganrobinson1579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂

  • @LisaQuantell
    @LisaQuantell ปีที่แล้ว

    I am the redirect mom hahaha

  • @ColleenTempleart
    @ColleenTempleart ปีที่แล้ว

    I am all these people

  • @jojospeechy4761
    @jojospeechy4761 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The captioning blocked the types of ppl. Anybody help me out here?

    • @WeezieV
      @WeezieV ปีที่แล้ว

      Top right corner of the video it says CC and you can click it to turn off

  • @Scillara
    @Scillara 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂

  • @tamikoanderson3076
    @tamikoanderson3076 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tahmercynung2498
    @tahmercynung2498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jesus loves you and wants to begin a relationship with you irrespective of your past and irrespective of what you are going through. John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life. Inorder for you to enter into a relationship with him all you need is say this prayer sincerely with me. O Lord have mercy upon me where i have sinned against you in my thoughts and deeds. Please wash me in your precious blood. Please come into my heart and write me my name in the book of life. Start reading the Bible. Ask the holyspirit to lead you to where you can continually be filled with the word inorder to enable you to grow. Just as a baby needs milk to go grow so do you need the word of God inorder to grow....

  • @wideawake5630
    @wideawake5630 ปีที่แล้ว

    So funny. I am the better mom to my two feline daughters and the project tackler.

  • @izmazix2148
    @izmazix2148 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watch2End&Comment

  • @purplegirl1010100
    @purplegirl1010100 ปีที่แล้ว

    4i

  • @pichapornsutthavas3315
    @pichapornsutthavas3315 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol the last bit.