my zoo-wee-mama page was this. "Gee, look at your lunch bag it look's like it went swiming." "it soked wet and I told you to take the lunch baskid in." "wa-zoo-w e e mama!"
I remember when I was a kid, I bought the "Diary of a Wimpy: Kid Do It Yourself Book", and for one of the prompts, I drew a dead murdered corpse of Manny to show my hate for him. I wish i still could find mine and read it again.
We break we smash we rock we rock all over the place we rock is in your face all we do is rock we rock here we rock there we rock everywhere I rock you rock you rock rock rock all day yea rock rock rock rock you rock I rock I rock you rock rock
I can imagine somebody is getting interviewed for the job and guy stops he questions and hands him this book saying “shhhhh the answers to all your questions lay here”
Mine ''im going to shoot you cause I hate you" "C'mon, let's go make some zoo wee mama comics" "You've zoo wee'd your last mama" 4th text I made up: "Zoo wee mama!"
The Beatles don't have shit compared to this guy. I mean listen to that masterpiece! "We rock all over the place, We rock in your face We rock, We rock, yeah!" Pure poetry, sends shivers down my spine everytime.
Five things Nobody knows about you: 1. I eat poop 2. My hair is bigger than my feet 3. My favourite movie is Diary of a wimpy kid Dog days 4. *nothing* 5. I like other things 😐
For the first zoo wee mama comic in the book I put: "That sandwich is ugly" Then the girl would reply: "That sandwich is my cousin" Then the boy saying: "Zoo wee mama"
Found an artbook I made when I was just learning how to write my name. My favorite page had two smiling people, facing each other. One was holding out a cage with a sad fairy in it. The other was holding a knife above the cage. Zoo wee mama
It’s almost as if you’ve lost innocence as a kid while writing in the book.
like lord of the flies made by a 7 year old
God has left the chat
Umm that’s my ela theme subject... happen to be in 8th grade?
So much character development
same and ive got the book when i was 9
So are we gonna ignore that under “greatest athletic feat” he literally drew feet?
I was laughing my ass off when I saw that lmao
Comedic genius ngl
Lamo
bruh you mean above?
meme lord same difference
I wrote 'I'll work as a footballer and make 9 dollars a year.'
A year?
@@toothbrush0420 he's from Venezuela
@@uneedcalcium7771 haha funny, muuuuy original, fuera de mame si da risa xd
Anacleto, el esqueleto JAJAJAJAJ MAL
honestly with my luck i'll end up making 9 dollars a year as well
I'm surprised I can read his handwriting (and spelling) better than he could himself.
He is reading it wrong on purpose because that’s how he spelled it
I know right
I know
Same
Hi
The comic from my old book:
‘Hey, there, what’s in that lunch bag’
‘A nuclare time bomb’
‘Zoo wee MAMA’
Okay that’s funny
I said that to my mom once and she laugh too!! 😂😂
A masterpiece
mine was something dumb like poop on your lunch bag i was like seven
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The fact that I laughed at all this proves my sense of humor has been the same since I was 10
Ploopy
Fart
Luis Hinojosa facts
It’s the way he says it and his sarcasm
Im laughing hard at this because this is like something I would have done when I was younger
Book: Dog Days
Movie: Dog Days
House: Dog Days
Store: Dog Days
Solar System: Dog Days
Hotel: Trivago
Hotel: Dog Days
@@Sage-ve3pl r/beatmetoit
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Toogie 3xl Nobody gives a shit about your rap.
I’m pretty sure we all can agree that we draw the speech bubbles before we write so we have to add extra circles to fit the words in.
More often, I just wrote smaller and smaller as I tried to cram more and more words in, which is honestly kinda worse.
yes
nope
I write the words before
@@b4d787 same
This guys books just sounds like a roblox chatroom.
Yes add me, izax50
True, Example: I biga roux bigaga
ahhh ur likes are at 666 no one like this comment again!
LOL
Yep.
I’m lokey wondering what his favorite movie is it’s hard to tell
watch my ranking video for the shocking answer
The world may never know...
Top 10 Ten Questions Science still Can’t answer.
Low-key*
Loki*
*Angry Birds Book*
I had one
Angry birds used to be my THING, so I too wrote that exact same thing so long ago..
I have like 3
Blammo! GAMES SHHIIIIITTTT same
sis is thriving fortnite baddie 666th like 😈😈😈
ah yes, “plemt vs zones”
plemt.
My favorito character is Mr.Soonvozz
æ
Lol
I read that as plants vs zombies…. Somehow
This may be a reach, but I have a very slight feeling this guy’s favorite movie is Diary of a Wimpy Kid Dog Days
Well he actually only mentioned it like twice but it could be true
thats a bit of a stretch
Yee yee Boi Dude quit pulling stuff out of your ass
DELETE YOUR PROFIL PIC!!!
I dont think so
“Least favorite smell: Poop”
“1. I eat poop”
*???*
Smells bad... but taste great!
“Funniest joke I’ve ever heard: poopy”
CrowRanaBurger wtf
I cackledddd
I snorted
2025 is not really that far (prepare guys, time has come)
uh oh
Ruh Roh
START GRABBING TOILET PAPER AND FOOD
to me it is- I'm supposed to graduate that year
Yesh now im scared
Lmao the “athletic “feat”” killed me lmao. He actually drew feet
"I fear no man..."
"But that thing..."
*Points at book*
"Scares me.."
I have one and I don't want to open it.
Best tf2 refrence
What inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask....
I-I-I ain't talking about that freak alright? He's not here, is he? How do I get this thing off?
Aliens will come to our planet in 2025 and announce:
*we are gay"
I hate how I’m so used to reading my own bad handwriting that I can read a lot of what he wrote
Same.
when a 6 year old who cant spell shit has better handwriting than you
I reminds me of correcting kids homework and they writing all be the same
At least one part of his ideal life came true
“Job: clown”
ClownRanaBurger
Oof
mood
He's not a clown... He's the entire circus
Dead body reported
"So sweetie how was the haunted house?"
"..."
"Sweetie?"
"I saw some things mom... things that you couldn't understand unless you were to witness it for yourself!"
Sweaty
@@TyrannicalToadhehe I get it
"We aliens come to gay." Honestly have no idea what you were trying to do with that one.
He meant "we aliens come to say..."
TThat New Kkid r/woooooosh
@@kanashi6852 he wasnt even being sarcastic tho
Kakashi Hatake Stupid weeb
Hank J Wimbleton the protagonist and the badass ikr😊
No one:
Young Crow: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Dog Days
999th like
1000th like
Ben did I ask
Mahanions _ Yes. You are welcome :)
Journal of a Tough Adult: Cat Nights
"We aliens come to GAY" is going to be my senior quote
Wait what
Such is the life of an adventurer.
Grammar= ???
It said say
Hilda
I’m getting a dog called Jojo The Slipper and I’m going to have it run for president in 2024.
Good luck
Is that a Jojo refrence?
How’s the campaign going so far?
"Come to gay, no more law"
I like the sound of that
*_gay intensifies_*
Ruby Red I died😂😂
Ruby Red
Oh noo
Phag
BE GAY DO CRIMES
Replace "Rock" with anything you want... 6:26
shit
Bed rock
Get felonies
squirt
Fuck
Is everyone gonna ignore how one of his secrets is that he eats poop
MrMooDogMcNugget '_' timestamp??
@@darealdovahkiin3652 4:57
Mr Moo Dog McNugget XD that name
my zoo-wee-mama page was this.
"Gee, look at your lunch bag it look's like it went swiming."
"it soked wet and I told you to take the lunch baskid in."
"wa-zoo-w e e
mama!"
I love how it’s not just “Zoo-wee-mama”
It’s *_“Wa-zoo-wee-mama”_* :3
the peak of comedy
@@BrainyAshes It's true originality.
Mine was
“look at that thing on the floor”
“That’s you’re brother. He is died”
“Zoo-Wee-Mama”
@@_Tax_Evader Pure poetry.
I can’t believe I’m 16 and hearing poopy as the funniest joke made me laugh.
honestly though
PLOOPY
Ok dudes
I'm literally a child and somehow I get 6:49
@PuffFilms Weed Eater
Everybody gangsta till aliens arrive in 2025 "We come to G A Y."
Hahaha
I'm pretty sure the little him ment "stay" but wrote "say" and it looked like the word "gay"
😅😅😋
i wheezed so hard
th-cam.com/video/sx4UgFb0vSs/w-d-xo.html
Ha G A Y
0:44 that clearly says “Scream ann Shat”
😂
and let all out 😂
@@ADRIAN-x1v6z i say URRGG AHHHHGH
That song was my favorite
scream am shat
Two things i learnt from this video:
1; God crow was dumb as a child
2; *DIARY OF A WIMPY KID DOG DAYS*
Edit: typo
i can legit read his handwriting better than he can
It looks like my current handwriting at 18 /:
U must be a teacher
same
He said gay but it was say and he said chining but it was shinig.
Same
Best Athletic Feat: *DRAWS ATHLETIC FEET*
Insert Icarly joke here
i lost it
*Wait those were feet*
"Favorite store: Barnes and Noble"
A true man of culture
Barnes and Noble Gang rise up
@@thenormalperson4186 This comment was made by Barnes and Noble gang
@@thenormalperson4186 By the orders of the Barns ‘n’ Nobles
This is absolute quality they should make this into an official book
This thing is surprisingly relatable. Everyone has written fart comics everyone has tried to draw Greg and everyone has read the wimpy kid
but has everyone wriitten i eat poop as a secret
yes
nO i dOnt.
Yeah everyone tried to draw Greg and it always came out terrible and the fart comics as well but I’m pretty sure we just made random comics
Idk if this is for everyone but in kindergarten I added chicken butt to everything that I couldn’t answer or just say it out of context
Everybody gangsta until their homie whispers “ ploopy“ during the sleep over
Ploopy
Ploopy
*p l o o p y*
*_p l o o p y_*
*p l o o p y*
"i will make 100$ a year" is where I lost it
Sounds like what my future will be
as a kid $100 meant a lot
When I was a kid and wanted to earn 1 billion dollars a day
@Bug what kind of fucking job yo mom have making 100 an hour
@Bug how is your mom making 100 dollars an hour and what is her credit card funky numbers
I remember when I was a kid, I bought the "Diary of a Wimpy: Kid Do It Yourself Book", and for one of the prompts, I drew a dead murdered corpse of Manny to show my hate for him. I wish i still could find mine and read it again.
We break we smash we rock we rock all over the place we rock is in your face all we do is rock we rock here we rock there we rock everywhere I rock you rock you rock rock rock all day yea rock rock rock rock you rock I rock I rock you rock rock
thanks for the lyrics
Dang that's a good song
Still better then most of today’s rappers
put it in google translate and make it speak
*ARWYwhere
Is everybody just going to ignore the fact that as a child he ate poop
were gonna move right along
who didn’t
@@aetheric8628 i didn't i-
What the duck?
aetheric yeah buddy what the fuck
Jojo the slipper for 2020
Trump: impeached
Jojo the slipper: Zoo Wee Mama!
yessirrr
Yessir
Yessir
Yes
Which one?
I love how he still laughed at poopy
“Draw your family”
Orphans- *[Sad Noises]*
makes an asian joke:
*has a conical hat on his door*
697 🙃
900 likes
901 Likes
918 likes 😊
Shadow SALAD
931 likes 😏
*we aliens come to gay*
*non stop laughter
I’m dead
Michael dab police 🚔
So Steven Universe-
SaltySaeran C. xd
best athletic feat had me dying you literally drew a pair of feet
"Best Athletic Feat"
*HASTILY DRAWS THE MOST ATHLETIC FEET*
Gotta Go Fast Man
That was deffinately the funniest part of the book
pLAnTs vS zONe’s
A huge wave of zONe’s are approaching
Hershey’s Percy’s
the zONe’s are coming
Sonic dammit you were supposed to clear them!
Dr zONeboss, the leader of the zONe's
No
No
I can imagine somebody is getting interviewed for the job and guy stops he questions and hands him this book saying “shhhhh the answers to all your questions lay here”
“So you want $100 a year?”
@@ungusbungus2486 lol
"No need for time to decide, you're hired."
I would always get those types of books but I would never finish them lmao
My favourite book out of Jeff Kinney's.
Diary of a Fat Kid.
Should be the title of the Rowley diary
Theo
@@gumballwatterson6415 ayyy gumball how u doin
Nah fam my top 3 is
1.diary of a farting creeper
2.diary of a wimpy kid there was no candy
3. Diary of a wimpy kid Im not gay Greg
Old Sport THE REDDIT FANFICTION REFERENCE
“i’m not gay greg” *slams door*
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Aliens: we have come to *GAY.*
Holy hell Lol
*G A Y*
Bull
my comic:
"Oi can I have your lunch"
"I have none"
"ZOO WEE MAMA!"
Peak comedy right there
r/BeatMaMeat
@@fellascallmethedrink poopy
Mine
''im going to shoot you cause I hate you"
"C'mon, let's go make some zoo wee mama comics"
"You've zoo wee'd your last mama"
4th text I made up:
"Zoo wee mama!"
"U smell like poopy"
"But I am one"
"ZOO WEE MAMA!"
"I will have 1 mids and a hamler named Billy" got me lmfao
book: “shining”
him: *CHÏNG*
Ava Wibbe Shining
*Asian mom would like to know your location*
Shing shing shing shing
Me: Coronavirus
@@Eutropios ew
The Beatles don't have shit compared to this guy. I mean listen to that masterpiece!
"We rock all over the place,
We rock in your face
We rock, We rock, yeah!"
Pure poetry, sends shivers down my spine everytime.
The Beatles are great tho
When I don't know what to write, I'll write that
You mean rolling stones and al, rock bands
"And now for the 600th week in a row, this week's number one hit "we rock in your face"
you mean Queen..?
“Best Athletic Feat”
Draws Athletic *Feet*
The F0x oh I just got that
Ok Pip
Lmao $100 a YEAR as a car salesman. That cracked me the hell up.
Egg
peanut vs zomes
Yo i see the *nut*
Personally I prefer the sequal
Zones u mean
Peanut back in your containment chamber.
Five things Nobody knows about you:
1. I eat poop
2. My hair is bigger than my feet
3. My favourite movie is Diary of a wimpy kid Dog days
4. *nothing*
5. I like other things
😐
We've all had that phase
I don't eat poop I eat pee
I spit my drink all over my glasses when read 2.My hair is bigger that my feet
“Haha, you have lunch in a bag.”
“That’s how my mom packs it.”
“Zoo Wee Mama”
*Promptly drinks bleach*
why
@@mewyorkcityf46607 Because that’s what the guy in the video did.
I actually laughed at that send help
"Mama."
Next year we shall know the truth, will aliens truly come to gay?
Dresser Room Requirements: *Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days*
This had me laughing like a child and encouraged me to check mine out too.
have fun...
same ohgod
I tried to check mine, but I cringed way too much
I can’t stop laughing because this is so much like younger me
Same
Yes
Same here
Haha same lol
Joke: poopy
Everyone: *wheezing*
Let's be honest, if you read "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" we all tried to draw Greg Heffley.
i tried to draw fregley
Eat my cereal
I tried drawing Gregory and I FAILED
@@TheDuda1976 th-cam.com/video/nzyMHe6t7dY/w-d-xo.html
Funny, I didn't try drawing Greg until six years after I got the book as a birthday present. By then I was capable of drawing realistic human faces...
"poopy"
me: _has an aneurism from laughing_
69 likes, cant bring myself to ruin it
@@jewbearidk haha funni
@@jewbearidk haha funi
poopy. funniest joke I've ever heard.
Mans a comedian
imagine if the 2025 thing is actually true
we aliens come to *GAY*
They know what we tried at area 51. *2020's final event*
They know they're welcome.
@@charmyzard of course
th-cam.com/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/w-d-xo.html
Cooldogie12 3 this seems sus but imma click it anyways
Next year the aliens will visit us
"All houses will be for free"
i really, really, really do hope so
Me: Mum can we get Diary of a wimpy kid?
Mum: We have Diary of a wimpy kid at home.
Diary of a wimpy kid at home:
Describe why you like that colour:
“CHING”
It looked more like ‘shiny’ but the bottom half of the s was covered by the line
6:47
“Here’s my haunted house”
“Ummmmm” 🤣🤣
This guy deserves so many more likes for being brave enough to do this
Tru
"4 words to describe the color orange?"
*ching*
It looked like ‘shiny’
@@masterspark9880 u ruined it
Cullan Campbell Sorry
Cullan Campbell it says shining actually 😃
"I didn't fart."
"Then why do you stink?"
The farter died immediately.
The dude didn't even let him answer, he just shot.
The farter had cyanide on standby
its a tradition to remember this video every couple months and have a good laugh before forgetting everything you just watched
I drew pregnant women in mine...
Edit: I don't want to be remembered this way 😭
random but ok
Interesting
hmmmm
Oooooooo nice
hmmmmmmmm
For the first zoo wee mama comic in the book I put:
"That sandwich is ugly"
Then the girl would reply:
"That sandwich is my cousin"
Then the boy saying:
"Zoo wee mama"
HMartin z ö w ë m ä m ä
“So, I love rotting bananas they’re my favorite”
“Z o o. W e e. M a m a”
yes
"My favorite animal is a gorilla"
Ah, I see your a man of culture...
*"Reject humanity go back to monke"*
7:05 had me dead!!
“dressing room requirements...”
“FoOD ANd tOILeT”
Found an artbook I made when I was just learning how to write my name. My favorite page had two smiling people, facing each other. One was holding out a cage with a sad fairy in it. The other was holding a knife above the cage.
Zoo wee mama
dang this guy really hitting his edgy phase early
Lol! This reminds me of my old comics where I killed my OC by brutal waysXd
@@tomokaitoh7691 *decapitates your oc and throws their corpse into a ball pit*
ZOO WEE MAMA
I stopped being constipated when the comic said "open your eyes"
The pain resists I can't resist (sing!)
I can't find that part again. Did he remove it?
Dang your handwriting GREAT!
Job interview: so why do you want this job
10 year old CrowRana: DOG DAYS
I wanted to be, and I quote, " A bad guy slapper" with a salary of 50 dollars a year
Wtf
oh so ur RICH rich
I wish
Alright, father
Slap me daddy
Only ogs have the orange version
Trent Svacina I do
I have it. Its still new(not used)
Nah OGs have the red do it yourself
Baked 😂😂💯💯
Response
Best athletic feat made me laugh more than it should
“The best joke you’ve ever herd”
*poopie*
Your profile makes this comment
_ροοριε_
“A dog named JoJo”
*me trying to make this into a JoJo reference*
*Me facepalming because just because someone is named JoJo isn’t an automatic reference*
@@Xplainn93 *_Yes it is_*
*Me trying to remember that being a dog in Jojo is a curse*
@@Xplainn93 Where is Freeman?
IGGY!!
The most realistic thing is that in the future sharks won’t exist
Star Wars Gamer Liz ..?
Damn..😓
Sharks could end up being extinct sometime in the future
Star Wars Gamer Liz as could we what is your point?
No they'll just be made out of plastic that's it
Him struggling to read his own handwriting is killing me😭😂
“Draw your family”
**nothing there**
That's what Batman would draw
you should have drawn a stick figure walking out the door with a suit case saying im just going to get the milk.
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Translation: Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Dog Days
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PEE PEE
小孩子狗的日子日记
5 things nobody knows about you: *I like other things*
I have a joke
Doctor: sir, you will be at peace soon
Guy:so im dying?
Doctor:no your wife is