"speaker system" works but I think the more accurate name would be "public address system" or "PA system". If you say "tannoy" outside the UK it leads to brain melt. Haha...
Amadeus190890 They buy them because apparently that makes them rich. In the country we use them for what there meant for. Also the Discovery is sort of a family car.
“This is southern railways and we would like to apologise for the correct arrival time of the train into platform 18, and we hope this to never happen again”
things over a tannoy and instructions on a package, are my two favorite Things We'd Like To See. Hugh reading out what sounded like blithering gibberish was full on medical instructions for the use of the product., things over a tannoy, will the parents of the lost child that fell into the tiger enclosure please come collect their shoes...
Could the owner of the bright yellow Porsche coverable in the car park please note that you are having a mid life crisis and just accept it Would the owner of a black BMW please contact the security desk. Your indicators were just stolen. Not that you would realise
" Will the vehicle with the really expensive audio system please turn your ULF bass down? Otherwise, we will shoot an arrow into it before you kill all the whales and dolphins ."
I would if I could, but unfortunately I'm not in the UK. But thanks for the suggestion, I appreciate it. I just wish BBC would let us in the US buy a subscription to the iplayer. Drats!
mercy. so touchy about their little vroom vroom cars. It's A RANGE Rover not a land rover. wha' evzz, it's just a car innit. burns gas, kills the environment, rubber tires, tarmack roads, heated garage, it's a just a car, innit.
Would all new england patriots fans please claim your tom brady jerseys as a compliment of our appreciation. Any fans of the other thirty-one NFL teams please get out, we only care about tom brady.
Terry Tannoy is the oldest and one of the most popular public address systems especially in England. Just like in America and various other countries, when there is a specific company which most people purchase for that produce.g Jello, most people just call that product by the company name
Charlie Tolley I'm fully aware of what Tannoy is thank you. People wrongly call public address systems " Tannoy " whether they are or not..... hence my original reply, people often call vacuuming " hoovering " whether they are using a " Hoover " or not..... do you now see my point ? (That's in the UK)
Giving the space monster accidental laser surgery was hilarious
@Evi1M4chine hugh is
that's so of a cartoon trope
"If you can understand this, I'm overqualified to make announcements."
Lmfao
"We apologize for the bus breakdown; this is the replacement train service."
Tom scott
I never knew what a tannoy was until I started watching Mock the Week.
The correct term is “speaker system”. Tannoy is actually a brand name - Alan Partridge
how annoying.
"speaker system" works but I think the more accurate name would be "public address system" or "PA system". If you say "tannoy" outside the UK it leads to brain melt. Haha...
The Land Rover line is too accurate. Wtf do so many Londoners have off-road vehicles despite never going off-road?
Amadeus190890 They buy them because apparently that makes them rich. In the country we use them for what there meant for. Also the Discovery is sort of a family car.
But there are so many other off-road vehicles it makes no sense.
Amadeus190890 SUV's can be sporty not really utilitarian but are definitely vehicles.
Kumar never misses an opportunity to slip in a race, politics or 'class' joke. If only they were funny I could live with it/him
800Viffer someone’s bitter... different people have different senses of humour - shame you don’t have one
'This is the voice of the Mysterons, we know that you can hear us.'
In 24 hours, Earth will be destroyed. Earth, you have 24 hours to live.
seatbelt man wins
"Could the owner of a Black Aston Martin please report to security we've had complaints of it continually firing rockets and torpedos at other cars"
"Could the owner of a silver Delorean please report to security - you will be double-parked one year from now."
"Could the owner of a black Pontiac Trans-Am please report to security - it keeps questioning the lineage of the parking attendant."
This is a message for the owners of a black and red GMC van. Somebody has a problem where no one else can help and wants to hire you.
Milton Jones is probably the funniest guy I've ever heard!
One liner king
“This is southern railways and we would like to apologise for the correct arrival time of the train into platform 18, and we hope this to never happen again”
"To whoever left their pants in the men's lavatory, could you please pick them up, because we certainly won't."
That man’s playing Galaga, he thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.
Miltons word play is unmatched
'Only you can hear me'
The southern rail bit gets me everytime xD
BING BONG
"This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. That was a bing bong machine. This is a drill."
*makes a drill sound*
''I know your feeling suicidal and on train tracks but please stay on the line''
Unlikely things to hear over a tannoy: EVERYONE JUST STAY CALM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
things over a tannoy and instructions on a package, are my two favorite Things We'd Like To See. Hugh reading out what sounded like blithering gibberish was full on medical instructions for the use of the product., things over a tannoy, will the parents of the lost child that fell into the tiger enclosure please come collect their shoes...
''Can customers stop pretending to trip up on the floor to claim compensation? we're broke enough as it is''
Is that meant to be funny
One of the better ones I’ve seen.
Ladies and gentlemen, the train will be arriving in 5 minuites, which is a pitty cause this is Tesco.
Lay off it mate that's one of Frankie's old jokes
I'm sure he knows
Barack Obama Is that the real official Obama from USA
@@insertausernamehere73 Yes it is
Barack Obama Holy shit my guy. You’re so cool
That pilot one was genius
Yeah, the Seatbelt-Man joke is good.... not the best but it does take a unique view of illuminated signs.
I can't believe Hugh's language, after all he's a doctor.....
Oh wait this isn't My Hero!
1:40 best one in my opinion
3:15 could be used for public transport in Perth too 🤣
"Welcome to Berlin station the next train is the 1939 service to Paris"
"The new VW Serocco, Berlin to Warsaw in one tank" - Yes i know this was from Top Gear
The clip is a tad old but still has some very fun jokes :-D
"F🤬 me, there's one coming!" 🤣
This is Southern Rail everything is on time what the hell is going on.
One day last week all NORTHERN rail trains were ACTUALLY ON TIME (from what I saw)
(Nelson from The Simpsons impression)
Ha ha!
felicity ward looks like miltons daughter
Loved Tannoy Dave
40 people own a Land Rover.
WHO IS SEATBELT MAN AND WHY AM I SCARED OF HIM
0:45 that aged like milk damn
Can you explain that one?
@@kylestubbs8867 Given the current situation lots more airlines have gone out of business
1:40
3:14
Any other American have to Google tannoy first 😂
Shiloh Store Googling Tannoy is meta. One genericised trademark to find information on another!
No, I figured it out in my own.
@@debraburns2761 it is pretty easy to get from context.
I skipped past this clip several times before I decided to see if I could figure out what tannoy means. This might be my favorite one!
Could the owner of the bright yellow Porsche coverable in the car park please note that you are having a mid life crisis and just accept it
Would the owner of a black BMW please contact the security desk. Your indicators were just stolen. Not that you would realise
Who's the Aussie/Kiwi comedian, she's hilarious?
Felicity Ward
"Will a Mr Michael Ellis please report to the Manager's Office? I'll repeat that... Will a Mr Nigel Mellish please report to the Manager's Office?"
Want it back.😊
the good old days... when mock of the week used to be good!
Those days were about 5 years before this.
Well, you needn't worry. The show has been cancelled.
" Will the vehicle with the really expensive audio system please turn your ULF bass down? Otherwise, we will shoot an arrow into it before you kill all the whales and dolphins ."
Only you can hear me
Who's the guy in the green top??
Milton Jones
AN AUSSIE!!!!
Nish Kumar.... Why?
Okay, just asking. What is a "tannoy"?
It's a public address system.
an announcement microphone like on trains planes etc
What is ''Google It''?
British word for intercom.
Good evening everybody and welcome to The Whose Line Is It Anyway edition of Mock The Week!
Please someone upload the whole show!!!
Carrie Mitch just watch it on bbc iplayer
I would if I could, but unfortunately I'm not in the UK. But thanks for the suggestion, I appreciate it. I just wish BBC would let us in the US buy a subscription to the iplayer. Drats!
they're all out there, just type in MOCK THE WEEK series 17, you'll get lots of hits
This is Virgin Trains, could all non-virgins please exit the train
What the heck is a Tannoy?
Intercom
A Public Address system.
First joke’s my chat up line
It was funny. Then Nish Kumar turned up.
Probably the weakest round I've ever seen. Hugh was the only good one, Miles stole the 'bing bong' joke from Holly Walsh!
Nosaj only your point of view and maybe just had the same idea
Nosaj Not even. The sea and laser ones were good. Can't think of the other r.n.
Not being British I had to watch the video just to figure out what a tannoy is.
one can just ''google'' the word. you'll get an accurate definition.
@@RIXRADvidz I'd never even seen the word before, and watching the video gave me the definition I needed.
Why is Nish Kumar on anything?
“Goal scorer for England is number 7 Raheem Sterling. Bulgaria, how shit can one team be. You’ve let Raheem Sterling score”
''Can Brian please report to the help desk? your mum wants to know what time you'll be home for tea''
What the hell is a tannoy?
I googled it - apparently it's a public announcement system
Literally only watch for Milton
Finally a funny female comedian
I thought she was the weakest, both jokes were basically the same.
Still comedy is subjective.
Where?
Middle one on the left
Middle one on the left
yoshiboy619 still don't see a funny comedian
I don’t get the seatbelt man one
When you're on the airplane someone always comes round and threatens you if you haven't got your seat belt on after the notice comes up
When You Illuminate the Bat Signal , Bat man Comes , illuminate the seat belt sign....now where's that mop, Batman made another mess....
'could a mrs McCann come to the reception desk please, a Mrs McCann we found your daughter!'
Nish is so UNFUNNY
Never heard of Felicity Ward. Most of her jokes here are terrible.
Hey,I've got a land rover
Nish Kumar. NOT FUNNY. NEVER HAS BEEN, NEVER WILL BE.
That Nish guy isn’t very funny is he?
Correction: RangeRover not Land Rover
Yeah
What's your point? Both off road vehicles.
mercy. so touchy about their little vroom vroom cars. It's A RANGE Rover not a land rover. wha' evzz, it's just a car innit. burns gas, kills the environment, rubber tires, tarmack roads, heated garage, it's a just a car, innit.
Would all new england patriots fans please claim your tom brady jerseys as a compliment of our appreciation. Any fans of the other thirty-one NFL teams please get out, we only care about tom brady.
Qpu
Why does Nish Kumar even have a spot on this show, let alone a career?
Last
but not least. Firsters are the winners of that award.
*"Will all Virgin employees please report to the check in desk" would've made more sense*
erm ... why ?
It's comedy. Not necessarily meant to make sense.
Second
Public address not "Tannoy"
Terry it's called a tannoy
Charlie Tolley Tannoy is a trade name of a public address system.
Terry Tannoy is the oldest and one of the most popular public address systems especially in England. Just like in America and various other countries, when there is a specific company which most people purchase for that produce.g Jello, most people just call that product by the company name
Charlie Tolley I'm fully aware of what Tannoy is thank you. People wrongly call public address systems " Tannoy " whether they are or not..... hence my original reply, people often call vacuuming " hoovering " whether they are using a " Hoover " or not..... do you now see my point ? (That's in the UK)
Terry and people are calling sticky tap scotch in France
Frankie Boyle would have made everything laugh 😂 🤔
Eau Gawd, you're STiLL Crying about Frankie leaving? STILL???