Once me and my friends were talking about our sexualities. I was like, "I'm panromantic and asexual." my cousin said, "I'm bisexual." and my friend said "I'm lesbian." Me and my cousin looked at each other for a sec before saying in unison "I thought you were American."
I wish I had a shortie squad Jk, I have a shortie squad. I have my friend Mia who's 17ish and about a half inch taller than me, myself, who is turning 14 in early September, and her sister, who will be 13 the day after I turn 14. We are all almost the same height. I've always been a part of their family and my older friend is my mentor who is teaching me how to be a demon too (she calls herself that)
Steven to Jasper: "Don't fuck with me! I got the power of angry lesbiens on my side!" Jasper: *Hits Steven* *Every Crystal gem summons there weapon or whatever* Garnet: "LESBIENS ATAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
Steven to Jasper: "Don't Fuck with me I got the power of angry lesbiens on my side!" Jasper: *Hits Steven* *Gems get there weapons and a huge water hand and knives appear* Garnet: LESBIENS ATTTTTTACCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:19 missed a great opportunity for the speaker being sugilite.
i mean technically it is because of,,, kinki minjaj
Oh, ninki Minaj LMAO
Yep, that would’ve been perfect
OOHHHH THAT'S SO SMART SJDHDDHEEH
Timothy Taylor ikr. Niki didn’t voice her just to be let down 😔
2:04 she went to see the manager
I don't get it
Yep
She also took my kids
@@a.z1397 oh no again
@@Mrsunsprunkifan yea😔
3:03 EVERYONE can relate to Lapis
Especially me.
I think it would make sense to make this Steven is SUF because he has a ukele too
Actually it could've been a guitar that she had
@@ILikeYourMoxxie YES
Rubies are red
Sapphires are blue
Whyd you leave me rose
What did I do
AHHHH WAIT OMG
Cool
that was smart uwu
@@elfuwu1941 thanks xD I forgot I did it 😂
@@pond2868 *Sad Pearl noises*
Peridot: *a space dorito*
Bill cipher: *a space dorito*
What are you trying to say?
Peridot stole bill ciphers head and decided to use it as her own
0:27 I seen that in Spinel’s version and I’m wheezing
YOU DARE!!!!
1:19 I love this meme
Vine*
Once me and my friends were talking about our sexualities. I was like, "I'm panromantic and asexual." my cousin said, "I'm bisexual." and my friend said "I'm lesbian." Me and my cousin looked at each other for a sec before saying in unison "I thought you were American."
0:42 *Spinel's Gem*
it don’t bite
says in such a calm tone when someone is freaking out and i love it
i luv seeing everyone’s pearl vines, she’s always the mom bahahahhaha. love it.
[Because I am bird mom]
I don't need friends, they disappoint me.
💃
That emoji looks like the freestyle dance teacher
I love the Pearlmethyst at 1:26!!
Lol I saw rose dab on the thumbnail
3:10 that's bloodstone lmao
2:01
i will never get over this vine-
i know it was probably just a joke but it still makes me so sad ;_;
Thats Spinel- no?-
"Why do you have my phone???!"
Cause she has a cellular phone now
Heh heh
0:19 is pearl to sugalite in coach Steven
No matter the context 2:08 will be my favourite vine ever
3:21 should’ve been connies mom and connie lol
1:25 #shortiesquad
I wish I had a shortie squad
Jk, I have a shortie squad.
I have my friend Mia who's 17ish and about a half inch taller than me, myself, who is turning 14 in early September, and her sister, who will be 13 the day after I turn 14. We are all almost the same height. I've always been a part of their family and my older friend is my mentor who is teaching me how to be a demon too (she calls herself that)
two shots
of vodka
The last one is so accurate
The white diamond one is so true *i don't need friends they disappoint me*
0:24 amethyst put the song on
I’m not buying you that candy me* trows it at you you try me
0:38 . don't mind me I just need this.
Steven to Jasper: "Don't fuck with me! I got the power of angry lesbiens on my side!"
Jasper: *Hits Steven*
*Every Crystal gem summons there weapon or whatever*
Garnet: "LESBIENS ATAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
2:13 should've been lapis
1:20 SHORTIE SQUAD
2:07
This reminds me of the time Steven was on a tree branch in lions mane and it broke and he unbubbled Bismuth 😂
Vidalia: Let me see what you have
Onion: Mu muh! *holds up knife*
Vidalia: NO!
1:18 it's *Vidalia* not "Vandalia" XD
1:26 hell yeah
1:16 vandalia?
1:25
Why does it feel like my life is complete
How do you like twice for lapis?
3:05 that’s clearly Steven
That's what I said
Sami Official I thought the same thing
In into the future
2:07 me being stupid
1:19
Shortie Squad Roll Out!!!
The McDonald's one the that jumped down that's meh when my dad brings McDonald's😏
Short squad
Steven to Jasper: "Don't Fuck with me I got the power of angry lesbiens on my side!"
Jasper: *Hits Steven*
*Gems get there weapons and a huge water hand and knives appear*
Garnet: LESBIENS ATTTTTTACCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude I am literally dieing of laughter right now
dank
3:17 is definitely canon
😂😂😂😂
*_oh hello there_*
@@emmietheamethystfangirl5682 Hello
Don't fuck with me. I have the power of God and anime on my side. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
0:12 too hecking young
0.28 this one is of spinel
0:13 It’s Danny Gonzales
Where is the rest of Greg
1:23 los tres enanos
vadalia*** not “vandalia”
it’s actually spelled “Vidalia” which is a type of onion
@@Swapscribble true true. i just knew it wasn't vandalia
69th comment
1:20 to 1:25 what song is that
😂🤓😎
I’m the 155th person to like
Laurel Luvs Dragons no one cares