Celina Thommesen-Kähler they’re not crusades, they’re surprise spiritual counseling tours! This isn’t me, Alexander, conquering Persia, this is a surprise field trip for the Ancient Greek course!
For me it's 90% TH-cam 9.9% Other stuff in the Internet 0.1% School (btw this is my father's acc) Edit: I forgot about stuff that my history teacher got wrong so, maybe it's 10% Other stuff in the Internet -0.01 % School
USA: We want our freedom from Britain Britain: Try and fight us then USA: *succeeds with the help of the French* Britain: You weren't supposed to do that
to be fair though Britain was still hurt from the Seven Years' War so they half-assed their war efforts, which kinda let the U.S. win. No offense or anything, I just thought it was worth mentioning. Like, would the U.S. have won independence even if Britain gave it everything they had to win? Maybe, maybe not. I'm no historian. Buuut...
But it's how the world works.There's only two condition:rule(privilege of almost all big countries-players) and be ruled by( privilege of the rest of countries,that are little,so they can't have much resources,mens and land to perform tactical moves and can't defend themselves well.So they inevitably joined to the bigger players).
@@sirius_sus well, Romania was preety powerful before and when ww2 started Romania had 'balkans dominance' in early interwar peroid they easily defeated hungary and signed treaty of trianon
@@JanKowalski-to6ou Yes,Romania can challenge every Balkan country.But Romania whatever can't fully defend itself against any big player in one-on-one war.That situation was the same even before.If Romania wants to have more sovereignity and one less step to being the big player,it must expand and enhance army and economy.
@@sirius_sus I was born and grew up in România. My guy, we were rich and powerfull before the comunism ended because the last comunism president was Nicolae Ceaușescu. Sure comunism had some problems but it was ok. After Ceaușescu was shot în 1989, the country became more and more bad. From that until now the country was full of corrupt guvern and presidents. I can make a long list with countrys problems. People go at countrys like England and Italy because sallarys are too low. Sorry for my english
Or Time traveller: "What year is it?" Japanese man: "1945, we just got nuked." Time traveller: "1st or 2nd time?" Japanese citizen: *"Say sike right now."*
Napoleon had already lost over 75% of his men by the time winter came. The Winter didn't defeat Napoleon, it just turned his defeat into an absolute disaster.
*_Imagine being on the break of revolution, while fighting with rationing, and you catch wind of Germany training in one Bolshevik boi with a fancy mustache_*
@@CJT02 There are a lot of fake nations like Denmark, Australia, Finland, Wyoming (isn't a nation but still fake) and more. Every country has its fake regions if they aren't fake themselves like Drenthe in the Netherlands, and Tunceli in Turkey.
Maybe you wanted to say 'mountains'?Because Soviet Army with current Afghan goverment has taken the control over all non-mountain regions of country in 3 days until the withdrawal in 1989,10 years in a row.By the way,Soviet Army directly attacked the position of US-backed Mujahidden only until mid-1985,after reorganisation and rearming the Afghan army.After that,Soviet Russian only helped the Govermant to fight them using now only aviation and sappers.And,in the end of that war,Soviet helped Afghanistan in making peace.So,Afghanistan isn't fully like Vietnam.
2:41 "Left-wing nationalism. Left-wing nationalism or leftist nationalism, also known as social nationalism and referred to as national socialism " Quoth the wiki. "RIght", right?
Me: doesn't know anything about history and doesn't get the memes___also me:is the first person to veiw the video___the only problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness
Time Traveller: what day is it German Solider: Oct. 13, 1943 with my friend Italy man Time Traveller Italy’s gonna turn on you soon Germany: say sike right now
Y'know. I'm happy that nobody is talking about “bandung sea of fire” cause it will be like this: England and dutch: America is afraid of trees? Really? Patheti- Indonesia: *insert smiling Javanese face * England and Dutch: *screams like a child *
The Norwegian Viking with an axe was a chad. Taking on all them Saxons on his own with his axe on a bridge for so long, it’s a shame his hard work was put to waste.
Philippines: The Spanish: Its free real estate The British: Its free real estate The Americans: Its free real estate The Japanese: I T S F R E E R E A L E S T A T E
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EA: They're not lootboxes, they're surprise mechanics
Black Death: *It's not the plague, it's surprise population control*
U.S.S.R: It's not dictatorship, it's surprise authoritarian communism
Nice
Well, it was actually better for humanity, despite how awful had to be
Black dEAth
Celina Thommesen-Kähler they’re not crusades, they’re surprise spiritual counseling tours!
This isn’t me, Alexander, conquering Persia, this is a surprise field trip for the Ancient Greek course!
When Germany gets to pay war reparations :
Wait, this whole operation was Austria-Hungary's idea.
*Chuckles in German*
*Austro-Hungarian Empire
Britain001 UK either one works
@@k7r-n That's like saying * French Republic when someone says France
Alright
Nobody:
The Voice: Time Taraveiled
Shiamon square
my king
Was looking for this comment when the robot said that
😂
I like how the first meme is in the thumbnail
Its a memenade thing, its why he is liked by the meme community
Don't tell me the dark magic witch
I was there when it was written
@@raprista4440 oh, i dont think so
*Snaps fingers*
You should have gone for the head
@@anemu3819 mr stark I don't feel so good
@@raprista4440 are you alright
Where I learn history...
History class 20%
History memes 80%
for me it's more like
history memes 50%
youtube videos that actually teach 50%
history class -1000%
For me it's
90% TH-cam
9.9% Other stuff in the Internet
0.1% School
(btw this is my father's acc)
Edit: I forgot about stuff that my history teacher got wrong so, maybe it's
10% Other stuff in the Internet
-0.01 % School
45% self research and videos
40% video games
10% memes
5% school
@@luftwaffle4327 video games? like what...
the entertaining version of history class , to be specific
USA: We want our freedom from Britain
Britain: Try and fight us then
USA: *succeeds with the help of the French*
Britain: You weren't supposed to do that
to be fair though Britain was still hurt from the Seven Years' War so they half-assed their war efforts, which kinda let the U.S. win.
No offense or anything, I just thought it was worth mentioning. Like, would the U.S. have won independence even if Britain gave it everything they had to win? Maybe, maybe not. I'm no historian. Buuut...
@@MrMega1423 we would of.
nope, the U.S alone could've been easily crushed by the british alone, even recently after the 7 years war.
@@MrMega1423 I get it. Just tryna make history memes
@@geekymetalhead5112 And it was a good one.
Romania:Can you leave me alone for 5 minutes?
Roman Empire,Otoman Empire,Mongoles,Hungary,USA,U.S.S.R:. NO
But it's how the world works.There's only two condition:rule(privilege of almost all big countries-players) and be ruled by( privilege of the rest of countries,that are little,so they can't have much resources,mens and land to perform tactical moves and can't defend themselves well.So they inevitably joined to the bigger players).
@@sirius_sus well, Romania was preety powerful before and when ww2 started Romania had 'balkans dominance' in early interwar peroid they easily defeated hungary and signed treaty of trianon
@@JanKowalski-to6ou Yes,Romania can challenge every Balkan country.But Romania whatever
can't fully defend itself against any big player in one-on-one war.That situation was the same even before.If Romania wants to have more sovereignity and one less step to being the big player,it must expand and enhance army and economy.
@@sirius_sus I was born and grew up in România. My guy, we were rich and powerfull before the comunism ended because the last comunism president was Nicolae Ceaușescu. Sure comunism had some problems but it was ok. After Ceaușescu was shot în 1989, the country became more and more bad. From that until now the country was full of corrupt guvern and presidents. I can make a long list with countrys problems. People go at countrys like England and Italy because sallarys are too low. Sorry for my english
stop your making me feel dumb and im a good student in my class :(
Ethiopia: *Exists*
Mussolini: Finally! A worthy opponent! _Our_ battle will be legendary!
That gives of Hellsing vibes
Time Traveller: you, what is currently happening?
Citizen: we are in a world war
Time Traveller: 1st or 2nd one?
Citizen: Say sike right now
Or
Time traveller: "What year is it?"
Japanese man: "1945, we just got nuked."
Time traveller: "1st or 2nd time?"
Japanese citizen: *"Say sike right now."*
When u notice that memenade is the only one that put the meme in the thumbnail for first in the viedo:
*Everyone liked that*
WWI: **ends**
Austro-Hungarian Empire: Ight imma head out
The French: *invade russia*
Russian winter: now this seems to be a job for me
You did it wrong
Napoleon had already lost over 75% of his men by the time winter came. The Winter didn't defeat Napoleon, it just turned his defeat into an absolute disaster.
Napoleon lost most of his men from the terrible conditions of Russia and the battles they fought. The winter was the nail to the coffin
5:14 :
Leonardo da Vinci:
Inventes giant crossbow for incredible defense purposes.
People on 2019:
LOl gIaNt CrOssBoW.
*_Imagine being on the break of revolution, while fighting with rationing, and you catch wind of Germany training in one Bolshevik boi with a fancy mustache_*
Imagine existing
This post was made by Australia gang
Bold statement coming from someone called Byzantine Mapper
@@HolyThunderKing Lol
I think you mean Denmark.
...in association with
b i r d s
@@CJT02 There are a lot of fake nations like Denmark, Australia, Finland, Wyoming (isn't a nation but still fake) and more.
Every country has its fake regions if they aren't fake themselves like Drenthe in the Netherlands, and Tunceli in Turkey.
*Japan exists*
Both atomic bombs: in about to end this mans whole career
Soviets in Manchuria:nobody expects Russian inquisition.
5:54 "We did it! We time T E R R A F I E L D!"
Random Armenian guy : * exists *
The Ottoman government in 1915 : I diagnose you with death
U.S.S.R: I diagnose you with destabilization
Turkish: that never happened
@Turanian Turk Turkish: it never happened
@Turanian Turk oh please, I already argued with other Turkish and many denied or just admitted that it happened but because Armenians did worse.
Me: that never happened.
US in 1980: builds nukes
Rest of the world: *Ah shit, here we go again*
Carthage: *has a bankrupt economy and is being attacked by the Numidians*
Rome: Now this is an Avengers level threath
Cato the elder: Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem esse delendam
USA: *Trow a bunch of tea in the sea*
Britain:Say sike right now
When you're walking around in Finland and you hear Sakkijarven Pollka and faint PERKELE
*terrified Russian noises*
Hehe.."terrified',returning back what was taken from us during Civil war.
When you're walking around in Russia, and see a KV2
*Terrified German noises*
@@frenchsoldier8485 and you see a Katyusha *confused screaming*
Nobody:
History channels at 4 am:
THE LAST TSARPPUR
Area 51 raiders: *you can't stop us all*
Area 51 gaurds: we know be they can
Police near area 51: *APPLAUD MY SURPRME POWER*
*STALIN HAS JOINED THE CHAT*
Russian soldier is Afghanistan: Why are the hills speaking Pashto?
Maybe you wanted to say 'mountains'?Because Soviet Army with current Afghan goverment has taken the control over all non-mountain regions of country in 3 days until the withdrawal in 1989,10 years in a row.By the way,Soviet Army directly attacked the position of US-backed Mujahidden only until mid-1985,after reorganisation and rearming the Afghan army.After that,Soviet Russian only helped the Govermant to fight them using now only aviation and sappers.And,in the end of that war,Soviet helped Afghanistan in making peace.So,Afghanistan isn't fully like Vietnam.
For the record, I thought your joke was funny and that is all that needs to be said here.
I'm tired for changing nicknames the enemy in Vietnam got a multiple of kills less than the US anyway.
2:41
"Left-wing nationalism. Left-wing nationalism or leftist nationalism, also known as social nationalism and referred to as national socialism "
Quoth the wiki.
"RIght", right?
10:10
Let's be honest if we had the power to name 10+ cities after ourselfs we would name one even after our pet's pet...
Japan: you cant enter but just for trading
Spain: JESUS JESUS JESUS
Me: what should be my ambition?
My brain: "Plays USSR anthem"
Me: This is it
Yes, comrade
Me: doesn't know anything about history and doesn't get the memes___also me:is the first person to veiw the video___the only problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness
:Sleeping or
:Watching memeade in the middle of the night
Me S W E A T S
this taught me more than school did
300 Spartans fighting the entire Persian army was so badass.
Taffy 3: Am I a joke to you?
15th century woman: grows herbs in her garden
Heinrich Kramer: *I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH WITCHCRAFT*
Rasputin: I tip my hat to you, one legend to another
Fidel Castro
I actually got my history teacher to stop saying "Germany started ww1" to "Germany was blamed for ww1"
Kudos
*When you're in Vietnam*
and the trees suddenly starts to speak
@Communist Guy COMMUNISM!
Duchi
*When you’re in Vietnam and you get 100 thousand kills on average ending with 1 million kills and 56 thousand deaths*
Alexander The greats horse: * Gets an entire city named after it *
Nils Olav The norwegian zoo penguin gettong knighted: *Pathetic*
Time Traveller: what day is it
German Solider: Oct. 13, 1943 with my friend Italy man
Time Traveller Italy’s gonna turn on you soon
Germany: say sike right now
Ah yes COURTS was a great conquistador.
Commenting on memenade’s videos every day until he makes a dutch memes part 2
Day 122
Some of my comments are gone? Don’t know why
Jordy 229 jaaa do it
that happened me too
Farmer: plows land
Medieval knights: *STONKS*
0:39 - using Spain when Spain doesn’t even have any historical relations with Japan
>angry portuguese noises
Angela merkel: *is called worst chancellor in history*
Hitler: am I a joke to you?
2:26, when you realises the synthetic voice has an American accent
**Sad British noises**
The lastime I was this early, Ceaser had just taken Rome.
Or Doolittle hadn’t raided Japan?
Or Doolittle hadn’t raided Japan?
We need get to history memes 1939!!! This is great series on your channel memenade
Japanese empire: * bombs Pearl Harbor *
U.S.A.: So you have chosen death
Are the memes little glitchy right before narrator starts speaking ??
I'm not high okay
Everyone: The pyramids of Egypt was made by alliens
Greek mathematicians who planed them:
*Am I a joke to you?*
Nobody:
Memenade: Catalonia
I mean, the Anglo-Zanzibaran war lasted 38 minutes.
Do this meme:
When you are european and realise that technically africans colonized everything
In TF2, even the Heavy is afraid of the Pyro. And Heavy is from the Soviet Union...
Y'know. I'm happy that nobody is talking about “bandung sea of fire” cause it will be like this:
England and dutch: America is afraid of trees? Really? Patheti-
Indonesia: *insert smiling Javanese face *
England and Dutch: *screams like a child *
no body:
Memenade: "time teravield"
Hitler: *Survives 42 assassinations.*
Hitler: *FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF!*
The Norwegian Viking with an axe was a chad. Taking on all them Saxons on his own with his axe on a bridge for so long, it’s a shame his hard work was put to waste.
6:10
Normal people: I don’t understand that reference
Me: I understood the reference
Philippines:
The Spanish: Its free real estate
The British: Its free real estate
The Americans: Its free real estate
The Japanese: I T S F R E E R E A L E S T A T E
6:04 Nice your grandfather talk about Red Alert 2
Did you ever noticed we will be memes when we die? Our cause of popularity in memes will most probably be the Storming of Area 51.
4:55 dont you mean the flying Deutschmann
Edit:this my favorite episode so far😂😂😂
4:51 the war lasted 38min . So that is impressive .
5:07 Woah, Uchuu Senkan Bismarck? And I thought only the Yamato worked as a space battleship.
Memenade is the only meme channel that gives me happiness
When you're teacher says she's impressed by your knowledge of history but you only played Rome: Total War for three years.
Nobody:
History channel at 4 am: "Our last supper"
Make love, not war !
Actual girls I like : I'm lesbian !
Me : well war is coming.
soon the raid of area 51 will be history. either as a mass genocide or the greatest achievement our community has accomplished.
Mom: how did you get good grades in history and geography ?
Me: *VIDEO GAMES*
Me: Walking out of Area 51 knowing why Karen wants to talk to the manager.
Japan : you don't attack us right?
Soviet Union : well yes but actually no
When you didnt turn off your computer after mom told you to turn it off
Mom: *So you have choosen death*
"this 500 yr/old castle is older than the USA"
*Laughs in Acropolis
when some Asian plays with your toys
someone’s getting liberated
4 am is now my favourite time.
4:32 I love the video game memes, you got R6S and TF2 in one video.
Greek air army and navy: *buff mickey*
Greek army: *not buff mickey*
Best memes series in yt by far
any imagge : exists
memenade: it's free real estate
Leonardo seriously out here inventing the first artillery cannon
*i have escaped from the basement*
I learned more about history watching these memes instead of my history books/class
Person: I hate looking at feces.
Therapists: *Real shit?*
Person: (Screaming)
I'm watching this in 4 am
History memes are the best memes. I always get sad after I watched the latest one because Then I’ll have to wait a few days before the next episode
Nobody:
Vloggers:
What can 10$ get u in Egypt
Me:
I don't need sleep I need answers
4:43 And of course, Memenade!
Teacher: how do you always ace your history tests?
Me: memenade
Nobody:
My ears at 3:00 AM: hard bass*
I swear I was at a hotel in Germany, and I found my grandpa watching soviet and communist china shows when i woke up in the middle of the night.
the anglo zanzibar war lasted 40 minutes
3:45 I gues Czechia wasn't part of eastern bloc
0:37 okay but without us where would y’all be? 🗿
Nobody:
NOT A SINGLE SOUL:
Memenade: *UPLOADS HISTORY MEMES 11 AFTER 12*
Memenade: gotta go back in time!
300 is actually quite a lot, I mean, imagine 300 of your best mates.
Im learning more from these than i am from class
Petition for Memenade to go dark mode
Day 1
History teacher: How do you know all this stuff already?
Bill Wurtz: HeArD oF mE?