Destruction of the Fisher Price "I Can Play" keyboard and review

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    In this episode I take a look at the Fisher Price "I Can Play" keyboard, which is actually more like a game console for kids. I try out a few cartridges such as Dora the Explorer. In the end, I want to disassemble it, but that proves more difficult than I originally planned.

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  • @gibbytravis
    @gibbytravis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    You got a score of 3! You fail as a human being!
    You got a score of 15! Maybe you should try manual labor instead!

    • @stephenpeterson7366
      @stephenpeterson7366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Travis Gibby lol

    • @Gooikes
      @Gooikes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Score of 3 qualifies you as a cat.

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Travis Gibby - LMFAO!! I wish there was a toy saying things like that.

    • @saged08
      @saged08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oof

    • @JuanRodriguez-td9nu
      @JuanRodriguez-td9nu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👍

  • @shiftahoy
    @shiftahoy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    so I finished watching and I have to say I agree with you 100%. the destruction was surprising, I didn't expect that from you. keep up the good work

    • @domb2NY
      @domb2NY 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Engitly ..nah destruction like on his mp3 boom box video was appropriate. I just hope he doesn't do that too often. I prefer the devices getting fixed instead of the breaking them like the hot knife, hydraulic press, or 'watch me smash my I-device' videos.

    • @shiftahoy
      @shiftahoy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      domb2NY agreed

    • @tresuvesdobles
      @tresuvesdobles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Engitly This shitty keyboard deserved destruction. And that is exactly what it got.

    • @shiftahoy
      @shiftahoy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well it is quite shit i must agree

    • @Dan-TechAndMusic
      @Dan-TechAndMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So far he has only destroyed two absolute pieces of garbage. I doubt he will turn into a destruction channel because he barely deals with garbage electronics like this.

  • @bonzivids9756
    @bonzivids9756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    too cringy on Dora The Explorer scene.
    Also perfect on 8 Bit Guy's voice impression on Dora.

    • @TheGameBoyss
      @TheGameBoyss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      YOU STINK.
      YOU SHOULD TRY HARDER

    • @someguystudios23
      @someguystudios23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BonziVids he just sounds like ratey the math cat

    • @tr0vb13makrkazak3
      @tr0vb13makrkazak3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      YOOOOUUU STIINK.
      YOU SHOULD TRY HARDER. Truer words were never spoken

    • @mrpeebs
      @mrpeebs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @mrpeebs
      @mrpeebs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hater alert

  • @fungi331
    @fungi331 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Press the enter button to- *GAMES!*

    • @XzTS-Roostro
      @XzTS-Roostro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You've never seen software more excited than ever

    • @calciumrods1779
      @calciumrods1779 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Press the Enter button to- SONGS.

    • @Falcon15x
      @Falcon15x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *You Stink! You Should Try Harder!*

    • @SawyerIque
      @SawyerIque 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Press The Enter Button To Freestyle!

  • @pavlovidankmemeovi
    @pavlovidankmemeovi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I died when he let his cat play 😂

    • @39zack
      @39zack 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pavlovi Dank Meme-ovi electric piano cat 😀

  • @realGilby
    @realGilby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nice! Always keen for a new 8bitkeys video

  • @MrJgreenwell2000
    @MrJgreenwell2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:10 "Press the enter button, to gAMES!!!" Made me lol

  • @StormsandSaugeye
    @StormsandSaugeye 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seeing you go big on this keyboard in trying to figure out what the heck was going on was strangely satisfying

  • @Discern4
    @Discern4 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol, it's almost like an episode of the Angry Video Game Nerd, except with keyboards. Thanks, that dissection made this video hilarious.

  • @skittstuff
    @skittstuff หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had this toy as a kid (born in '02) and was trying to remember what it was called tonight. For a while, it was the only keyboard my family had, so when I wanted to learn how to play the piano for real, I would just put this thing into piano mode and go at it. Good times lol. It definitely didn't teach me anything about playing though, yeah.

  • @Naitrio
    @Naitrio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The inside was rather disappointing. Thats why I stopped taking modern electronic devices apart. All that is in there is just a small logic board and some wires, all encapsulated by plastic.

    • @sirmeme1135
      @sirmeme1135 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is the same story as me.

  • @fyodorplays6094
    @fyodorplays6094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Weirdly entertaining video!

  • @LostDryerSocks
    @LostDryerSocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    *shakes fist in rage* Damn you keyboard! I love it when I try to take something apart, but can't find that one screw still holding everything together.

  • @KohanIkin
    @KohanIkin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:23 This video was worth it just for the Fisher Price version of Behind These Hazel Eyes.

  • @NeverlandSystemZor
    @NeverlandSystemZor 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL "More like an autopsy at this point"… had me rolling!

  • @therealdebater
    @therealdebater 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "There will be no reassembly of this thing." Priceless.

  • @x99centfuryx
    @x99centfuryx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    been there... it was epic to watch you take thing apart.

  • @rennethjarrett4580
    @rennethjarrett4580 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    In looking for screws in a plastic device, a magnet might have helped as long as the screws were steel. Other option would be to use a very narrow sensor metal detector. Or just pull on it till it breaks apart and then maybe glue it together, I did that with one of my car door inside panels.

  • @matthewcorathers4906
    @matthewcorathers4906 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This might be my favorite video.

  • @idj20
    @idj20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is brilliant . . . and exactly how I feel when I refuse to let a machine defeat me.

  • @kevinsong712
    @kevinsong712 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    And the intro music is excellent

  • @thysonsacclaim
    @thysonsacclaim 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where's the 8Bit Guy video with this keyboard?

  • @luxius80
    @luxius80 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I HAD THAT BEFORE AT A GOODWILL! I LIKED WHEN YOU DESTRUCTED IT!

    • @luxius80
      @luxius80 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had the spongebob, piano favorites, and dora cartridge

  • @jene5296
    @jene5296 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been trying to find the name of this all day lol I use to love that piano

  • @MattTrevett
    @MattTrevett 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did you try using a magnet to location the screws?

  • @airborne2876
    @airborne2876 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was like me trying to take apart my boom box to fix the speaker

  • @Crockett1984
    @Crockett1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What did you use to record Dora's tutorial on TV?

  • @Mandalore06
    @Mandalore06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    695 Millennials disliked this video. 7,831 don't give a crap what Millenials think. :)

  • @user56
    @user56 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i did not expect that you would destroy it. nice :DD

  • @L42_lol
    @L42_lol 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:11 "Press the enter button to, GAMES!"

  • @frstwhsprs
    @frstwhsprs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can play, but I CAN'T DISASSEMBLE

  • @Zerbey
    @Zerbey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fisher Price toys had a well deserved reputation for being indestructible back in the day. They're designed for children after all. Their newer toys are nowhere near as durable.

  • @derek7968
    @derek7968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally live like 5 mins from that goodwill

  • @Chaos89P
    @Chaos89P 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's a literal "Musical Autopsy"! I'm used to crappy music being torn apart, not crappy instruments!

  • @nilz__
    @nilz__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You say that this keyboard has too few keys, but two keyboards on the wall behind you have even less keys. Are they as useless as well?

    • @8BitKeys
      @8BitKeys  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      More or less.

  • @JesusisJesus
    @JesusisJesus 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Would it be possible to stretch out to 16-Bit Keyboards?
    I had a Kawai K11 back in 1993 and it was amazing for it's time, but unfortunately for some reason now none of the keys work. If anyone knows what I should look at, I am happy to crack it open and have a go.

  • @TheRealTKTwilight
    @TheRealTKTwilight 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tfw Dan Green teaches you how to play the piano.

  • @ajroth419
    @ajroth419 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i used to have this. it was awesome. i had the sponge bob cartridge

  • @Satoshi9801
    @Satoshi9801 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:52-3:55 Still my favorite part.

  • @DynV
    @DynV 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Were almost 600 people upset you used the cat a bit on the keyboard?

  • @mustafaelmalqui9805
    @mustafaelmalqui9805 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Look at that car baby

  • @professionalballsinspector2006
    @professionalballsinspector2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:52 The meme, legend, & meme

  • @DJ4x
    @DJ4x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    TITLE: Destruction of the Fisher Price "I Can Play" keyboard
    ME: "Oh, maybe he's gonna do some circuit bending!"
    THE VIDEO: *literally cutting into the plastic with a handsaw*

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DJ4x I was honestly expecting him to cut it open with a handsaw, as that’s exactly what I’d have done. Except I probably wouldn’t have been able to find a handsaw and would’ve gone at it with a breadknife or some other sharp, serrated thing that really wasn’t designed for that job and would make things infinitely harder for myself.

    • @suprememasteroftheuniverse
      @suprememasteroftheuniverse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No handsaw

    • @thetrollmaster4485
      @thetrollmaster4485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean the title isnt wrong.

  • @fyrewyre_
    @fyrewyre_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "dad what are you doing in there"
    [BACKPACK BACKPACK]
    "dad are you watching dora"
    "NO [THUD]"
    "dad im coming in"
    8 bit guy was found with a broken toy keyboard on the floor with a dora cartridge in it

    • @thevioletwild
      @thevioletwild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha.

    • @MrAngrybassist
      @MrAngrybassist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow. That is genuinely the first time I've ever seen anyone use the Somemong texture as their user icon. A year or two ago, that would've totally left me scratching my head because I didn't know that Terry wads are a thing in the DOOM modding community. I only recognized it because of all the crappy DOOM wad videos by Aquarius199 that I've watched over the last few months.

    • @HolidayValleyOHWX
      @HolidayValleyOHWX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆 😂 hahahahaha

    • @Akotski-ys9rr
      @Akotski-ys9rr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Dad I’m coming in”
      SHIT

    • @aaronberns8485
      @aaronberns8485 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This version kind of sounds like and the beat goes on.

  • @therealhardrock
    @therealhardrock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    4:11 Press the Enter button to GAMES!

  • @vicr123
    @vicr123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    I don't know why I found using power tools on an infant toy so funny... Laughed through that entire section... :D

    • @vicr123
      @vicr123 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Well, you're lucky. This channel doesn't count towards the challenge :)

    • @SuiYo
      @SuiYo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oii victor i see you everywhere... :)

    • @vicr123
      @vicr123 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sui Yo Hey. How are you on this fine, fine day? :)

    • @SuiYo
      @SuiYo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm good, thanks. :)

    • @thisisaloadofbarnacles921
      @thisisaloadofbarnacles921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey I've seen you at OSFirstTimer!

  • @Bchulo88
    @Bchulo88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    my sister has this keyboard, if you turn both hands on and press the number 4 during songs it actually does get pretty complex for someone who's not a pro, it also turns off all the cartoony stuff and turns the screen sideways making it look more like a music sheet, toobad you didn't play with it a little longer

    • @guillermoangelo9096
      @guillermoangelo9096 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i guess I'm kinda off topic but does anybody know a good place to stream newly released movies online?

    • @darielthaddeus9739
      @darielthaddeus9739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Guillermo Angelo Flixportal :P

    • @guillermoangelo9096
      @guillermoangelo9096 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks, I signed up and it seems to work :D I appreciate it !

    • @darielthaddeus9739
      @darielthaddeus9739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Guillermo Angelo no problem :D

  • @achiladrien2295
    @achiladrien2295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    WOOOAAAIT, you're color blind?
    Well okay. There are glasses to get rid of color blindness, but they probably cost a billion dollars.

    • @8BitKeys
      @8BitKeys  7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      I've seen those but I'm very skeptical if they actually work. I think it is a lot of pseudoscience and marketing.

    • @FranticPixel
      @FranticPixel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Achil ADRIEN I'm colorblind to orange. I want to try those glasses so bad!

    • @LohTec
      @LohTec 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sounds like a something the patreon supports can get for you :)

    • @Bloodray19
      @Bloodray19 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am part colorblind too. To be specific, it might not even be colorblindness, it's like i cant differentiate some colors. Like greenish blue is impossible for me to determine wether is it blue or is it green. Same with dark blue, i always see it as purple

    • @suscactus420
      @suscactus420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They actually work and they're not as expensive as you'd think. Check them out online!

  • @TheLegoman332
    @TheLegoman332 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    curiosity killed the fisherprice keyboard

    • @tlazohtlalia
      @tlazohtlalia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That destroyed my childhood.

    • @jovetj
      @jovetj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But the cat helped.

  • @FairyCRat
    @FairyCRat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    You probably have only partial color blindness if you can distinguish all the 3 filters you used in the Quickcam video

    • @8BitKeys
      @8BitKeys  7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I have a mild form of red/green colorblindness. Ironically, I can see red and green just fine. I have trouble seeing purple and brown. And even those two colors I can see, but only if they are very saturated. Any mild version of purple appears as blue, and brown will appear as green.

    • @FairyCRat
      @FairyCRat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So yeah, I guess you had no problem with those filters :)
      Oh, and I think that keyboard should be rebranded as "I Can Play! -Well, think again, kid"

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      8-Bit Keys that sounds odd indeed, though when I had a look at some 'simulatorx' on a website about colour blindness the results were not quite what I expected.
      I suppose assuming there are defective or missing cones it would shift the implied colours.
      If purple looks blue that would imply you don't see red well (or possibly at all).
      When you start looking at stuff like the light receptors in the eye but especially how the brain processes colours it can get quite surprising.
      There is a theory stating that the brain effectively works out colour differentially.
      Which results in light/dark, red/green, and yellow/blue as the axes of the colour space.
      since red/green would be the difference between the L(red) and M(green) cones, while yellow/blue is the difference between this, and the S(blue) cone, well, the possible results of colur perception issues can obviously get quite complicated...
      Certainly what the simulated images looked like was quite surprising, and which colours became problematic, and not obvious from the way the various types are described.
      I guess a further complication here is that rods have their own frequency response independent of the cones, plus there is a type of cell which primarily has to do with sleep cycle regulation which again has a unique frequency response curve.
      Officially that shouldn't be influencing vision, but you never can tell in biology.
      Certainly the rods would have some influence, since that represents your peripheral vision...

    • @8BitKeys
      @8BitKeys  7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes.. My theory for a while has been that my red receptors are weak. I can see red. But when you mix red with another color, I usually don't see the red. That's why I have a hard time seeing purple or brown. But I can certainly see both colors when they are very bright. And I know it isn't just my imagination. I've taken those color blindness tests and they do indeed show that I am colorblind. That was always something I was not willing to accept when I was younger because I could see all of the colors of the rainbow. But later on I discovered that colorblindness comes in many forms and mine is a very weak form of it (which is good, I guess.)

    • @xenaretos
      @xenaretos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's protanomaly, judging by David's description. There are plugins for gimp that give a rough simulation of what such vision could look like to people with full color vision.

  • @talideon
    @talideon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    To be fair to Millennials, those participation awards aren't for their benefit but for their Gen X parents. Millennials get an unfair rap.

    • @MacDeth
      @MacDeth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It always grinds my gears whenever people shit talk Millennials as a whole.

    • @ceejayszee
      @ceejayszee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Hell yeah we do! Finally someone who understands that it is not Millennials that raise Millennials.

    • @joseph_b319
      @joseph_b319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Keith Gaughan yeah I'd say the reason score stopped being kept because of the fights parents would get in with each other and the coaches.

    • @OnlyEpicEmber
      @OnlyEpicEmber 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder what people will say about kids born 2010-20? What will we even call them?

    • @hackerdogesamuraidinossaur3904
      @hackerdogesamuraidinossaur3904 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CrAzYgIrL I think they call them gen Z or smth

  • @JTLowry
    @JTLowry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Old man yells at cloud

    • @user-pq3do4wt6c
      @user-pq3do4wt6c 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      JT Lowry SOFTWARE CARTRIDGE?!

    • @Varangian_af_Scaniae
      @Varangian_af_Scaniae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Naaah did the mean man hurt your millennial snowflake feelings.

    • @lolgal1996
      @lolgal1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Varangian af Scaniae wh

    • @AshBashVids
      @AshBashVids 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should hear his new song, "saw wave surfing", very inspiring.

    • @O-.-O
      @O-.-O 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Attention millennials, Varangian the whiny trump fart is entering the room xD

  • @AbomagooniosEntertainment
    @AbomagooniosEntertainment 7 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "David wins by doing absolutely nothing"

    • @MintdowsOnYT
      @MintdowsOnYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abomagoonios Entertainment Hahaha! I recognise you, aren't you a fan of SamJoe404?

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      @ZeldaACFan17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jenney N And N SamJoe404? I love that TH-cam channel! Microsoft Sam is the best Text to Speech voice ever!

    • @MintdowsOnYT
      @MintdowsOnYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ZeldaACFan17 yay

    • @frstwhsprs
      @frstwhsprs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ZeldaACFan17 SamJoe404?! I missed him!

    • @MintdowsOnYT
      @MintdowsOnYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Akid HTF Sorry for starting a chain.

  • @webgamer5676
    @webgamer5676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    That Pop cartridge screams Kidz Bop

    • @XzTS-Roostro
      @XzTS-Roostro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh Mylanta®...
      You're right!
      [Internal Screaming in MIDI]

    • @dumbmouse7256
      @dumbmouse7256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Austin Shoemaker
      yOU ARE NOW NOW ROCKIN WIT
      KIDZ BOP AND THE KIDZ BOP KIDS

    • @saged08
      @saged08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dumbmouse7256 thats basically what they did, be annoying and change the words in an effort to censor them, sometimes the old lyrics were censored for no apparent reason

  • @FlameRat_YehLon
    @FlameRat_YehLon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I really hate these products that have tons of hidden screws and plastic hinges... Everything should have just 4 corner screw that is clearly revealed and that should be it.

    • @AndersEngerJensen
      @AndersEngerJensen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Plus maybe a few center screws depending on how large the thing is - otherwise it will easily get very flimsy. :)

    • @FlameRat_YehLon
      @FlameRat_YehLon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Anders Enger Jensen Maybe. But, for example, 13 screws on a 13 inch laptop is definitely overkill, not to mention tons of plastic hinges.
      I almost thought that having so many screws are for, in case you lose some, the remaining screws can still hold the case XD

    • @AndersEngerJensen
      @AndersEngerJensen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I was thinking of my regular sized professional keyboards/synths - they would not endure much with only four screws. ;) But yeah, they sometimes go overboard with these things.
      In the end, I'm happy as long as there is the possibility to service and change parts, not like the line Apple has ventured down with soldered RAM and such. :/

    • @FlameRat_YehLon
      @FlameRat_YehLon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anders Enger Jensen Yeah. Nowadays, it's kinda weird that we have super think cellphones but we need super thick power bank to keep it alive. In the past we really just take an extra battery and that should do it.
      As for serviceable parts, well, I'm happy to have a laptop that has 3 RAM slots and 2 hard drive slots... Except one of the RAM slot is on the C side and can't be opened that easily. Well at least I can have 16GB of RAM rather than 8GB, which does help a lot.
      (By the way, among all the technologies I kinda hate ZIF sockets the most. I mean, can't we just have something similar to IDE or SATA? But instead, we have something that we can never make sure the connection is good enough?)

    • @theLuigiFan0007Productions
      @theLuigiFan0007Productions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PGA is a bit more robust then LGA at least. LGA, bend one pin setting down a CPU onto the pins, and it's game over. With PGA you may get a second chance to straighten the pins on the bottom of the CPU. As for something like IDE/SATA, not nearly enough IO to handle up to 32+ simultaneous PCI lanes, HDD controllers, RAM, USB and other peripherals without at least a few hundred pins. Would be super expensive, and huge.

  • @PhoenixWrong_
    @PhoenixWrong_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Guitar Hero does the same thing for low scores as well. Only a 2 star rating? YOU ROCK!

    • @gmcnewlook
      @gmcnewlook 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Phoenix Wright yeah as long you don't fail the song you get the "you rock" message

    • @TheMrRuttazzo
      @TheMrRuttazzo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, you can charge the wrong people and raise false objections about 4 times without being suspended by the court, yet you can win a case and get legendary status. ;P

    • @xnamkcor
      @xnamkcor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can't play GH or RB on "Easy" because the missing notes throw me off way too much. Also, I wish I could turn off compliments in DDR, but leave the boos in. Boos are instant feedback, but the cheers are delayed, so it's always confusing what I'm being cheered for and it's almost meaningless.

    • @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
      @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was playing DDRMAX2 yesterday. Failed a song (but have it set to End of Song instead of Arcade mode).
      Got an E (a fail).
      "GOOD JOB!!!!"

    • @banj0smah0mie
      @banj0smah0mie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn millennials.

  • @WasabiKitCat
    @WasabiKitCat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    It should’ve said something encouraging when you failed, like “You did good, but I think you can do even better! I believe in you!”

    • @melody3741
      @melody3741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah i think the boomers are only halfway there. Like yeah people need effort and a reason to get better but you can provide that without being a butthole

    • @Alystas
      @Alystas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agree, that would have been a much better way to encourage learning while keeping being positive to avoid angry Karen mother sueing because your keyboard dare to told their 2yo toddler it wasn't the very best pianist in the world :/

    • @Queenalfa995
      @Queenalfa995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaaa

    • @angelperez7891
      @angelperez7891 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree with that!

  • @bcbock
    @bcbock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Next time you seek a hidden screw, try running a magnet over the surface. Presumably, you could feel more pull over a screw than any other metal part.

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's interesting.

    • @spicysalad3013
      @spicysalad3013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wouldn't that risk damage to the chips though? I dunno, I've heard magnets can wipe or corrupt chips.

    • @sadmac356
      @sadmac356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sքɨċʏsaʟaɖ yeah that could, depending on the magnet

    • @qwertykeyboard5901
      @qwertykeyboard5901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that only applies to hard drives and floppies

    • @mickeymouse12678
      @mickeymouse12678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Plus I don't think he was concerned with not damaging the item lol

  • @mushroomsamba82
    @mushroomsamba82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I'm not a millennial nor do I have any children but I don't get the whole complaining about millennials getting participation trophies thing. It isn't the millennials that are handing out the trophies, it's their parents. If anything people should be complaining about the parents, not the kids.

    • @STRONK4LIFE
      @STRONK4LIFE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      What he said is not a criticism of millennials, but rather of those who reinforce the "participation trophies" principle. Agreed with you, it is the parents' fault.

    • @kirbyyasha
      @kirbyyasha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Fun fact, it isn't millennials who think praise is important. It's the trophy companies. They are the ones pushing the constant praise in hopes you'll buy trophies or ribbons to reward. They're making a fortune.

    • @yourfairyking
      @yourfairyking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fun fact, it's actually the plastic manufacturer's faults, who make the materials the trophy companies need to give the trophies away.

    • @hipepleful
      @hipepleful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yourfairyking fun fact, it's actually Earth's fault for having the supplies to make plastic.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t get why people act like it’s millennials. It’s more of a Gen Z thing if anything. I grew up in Gen Z, and I have to say, we got participation trophies for literally everything

  • @SECONDQUEST
    @SECONDQUEST 7 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Parents don't like toys that talk down to their kids. That's why toys don't do that, people wouldn't buy them.
    I love the Millennial generation crap, you can find the same arguments about previous generations bitching about baby boomers haha.

    • @MichaelMiller-rg6or
      @MichaelMiller-rg6or 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SECONDQUEST I am a millennial and millennials are demonstrably worse.

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Being a Gen-X'er, this is insulting!

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Turrican4D I'd love that!

    • @birdineye
      @birdineye 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you shouldn't be allowed to have children

    • @vrabbers2458
      @vrabbers2458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Maybe it should, say something like "Keep practicing, and you'll get better" Where it still says you should try harder, but not so strong i guess idk

  • @thatonekansasguy
    @thatonekansasguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    dude I had completely forgot that I had one of these when I was a little kid until I watched this video then BAM when you played fur elise and I saw that shitty cartoon beethoven all the memories of me getting frustrated with this device came back to me, like woah dude thanks for making me remember this small insignificant but cool thing about my childhood

  • @germanmemerboi3157
    @germanmemerboi3157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Let's remember the fact that a 10$ 2000s Kids keyboard held out longer against a Computer guy than Industrial IBM machines.

  • @somberflight
    @somberflight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:54 lmao sounds like a 70 yo angry british lady stereotype

  • @ArvidOlson
    @ArvidOlson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Press the enter button to GAMES!" 4:10

    • @jonathanjensen189
      @jonathanjensen189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Welcome to DIE!"

    • @fizzmn
      @fizzmn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was that Dan Green, the guy who does the american Yu-gi-oh dub?!

    • @katiewalsh5956
      @katiewalsh5956 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fizzmn I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! I had to scroll down through the comments to see if anyone had mentioned it. :P

    • @Sanemikufan
      @Sanemikufan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i only watched 10 episodes of YuGiOh

    • @redbeam_
      @redbeam_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i laughed so hard

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That's the trouble with kids electronics, they're frustratingly cheap and nasty, after all, they're designed to be used twice then left in the toybox 'til the parents clear it all out... :P

  • @ethann_browne
    @ethann_browne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    I always thought that Dora's voice was cringe worthy.

    • @madden8021
      @madden8021 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's even worse with a "Grounding Video"

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      madden8021 ¡Sí!

    • @AbomagooniosEntertainment
      @AbomagooniosEntertainment 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I'm gonna go to Chuck E Cheese while grounded or something"
      "You are grounded grounded grounded for *insert long number here* years"

    • @thethrashyone
      @thethrashyone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheThrashyOne Don't suppose that character makes an appearance on this.

  • @c0ltmanthegamer95
    @c0ltmanthegamer95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    GREAT JOB! YOU SCORED -100 POINTS FOR DESTROYING THE KEYBOARD!
    CONGRATULATIONS!!!
    :D

  • @kernel_data_inpage_error
    @kernel_data_inpage_error 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Its fisher price, they are meant to be smashed against the floor by babies and not fall apart

    • @BigOlSmellyFlashlight
      @BigOlSmellyFlashlight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fisher Price should start designing phone cases to beat the Nokia 3310 in durability

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BigOlSmellyFlashlight I'd be happier with a thicker phone than most of what's available today.

    • @RockyFoxxowo
      @RockyFoxxowo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @surfitlive basically bring the consulier gtp bach into production, that thing was the fisher price of cars

  • @redwoodii6226
    @redwoodii6226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm a musician and tech enthusiast myself. Typically with a keyboard that small, I'll just play chunk chords as far on the left as possible, and restructure the melodies. it's technically incorrect but it still sounds good.

    • @GaryKildall
      @GaryKildall 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh Redwood 61 keys is my minimum since it was required for sonates. I had 1 octave less and did shift e.g. my left hand 1 octave higher too.

    • @redwoodii6226
      @redwoodii6226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's just easier to manage that way.

  • @rena--chan
    @rena--chan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don't think that people of your generation have any right to bash participation awards... you were giving them to us, after all. I liked the video, but the joke about those was just distasteful, really. In that example Dora didn't even really praise the low score.

  • @jcraig6431
    @jcraig6431 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Huh. The cartridges make me think that this keyboard is kind of like a musical version of an old LeapPad. Then again, that may just be my nostalgia talking.

    • @pog8048
      @pog8048 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LeapPad was life

    • @someguystudios23
      @someguystudios23 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Dude TIME TO CHANGE THE BATTERIES!!! that's all mine said...

    • @jcraig6431
      @jcraig6431 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DerpFace Better change 'em.

    • @goodcrossing
      @goodcrossing 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES! LEAP PADS!

    • @zanegandini5350
      @zanegandini5350 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fisher-Price had a variant of the LeapPad called the Powertouch Learning System. I had one in preschool and kindergarten, then in first grade my parents got me a LeapPad, since the Powertouch was too pathetic for even my 6-year-old self.

  • @phyngineer
    @phyngineer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Dora was being ironic

    • @NigelMontezuma
      @NigelMontezuma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YOU STINK! You should try harder!

  • @bghoody5665
    @bghoody5665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "There will be no re-assembly." When did you lose your soul, Dave?

    • @lepidotos
      @lepidotos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was never the same after Techmoan wouldn't leave him alone...

    • @morganrussman
      @morganrussman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lepidotos :O

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You thought that was stupid? See his video of killing 3 ibm prototypes.

  • @spectacularbear
    @spectacularbear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    why are americans so obsessed with this "millenials" thing

    • @mushroomsamba82
      @mushroomsamba82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      old farts need something to whine about

    • @MacDeth
      @MacDeth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Ad am I agree. Shit's getting better and there's less stuff to complain about. So they gotta start again _somewhere_

    • @nrdesign1991
      @nrdesign1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget that you will be old one day, and need a reason to complain. I'm turning 26 and I'm already starting.

    • @MacDeth
      @MacDeth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nrdesign1991 Or, alternatively, I could just _not_ unjustly complain about shit. I get what you mean though, and nobody is perfect.

    • @nrdesign1991
      @nrdesign1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MacDeth
      Working at a job for a few years in R&E made me a lot more cynical than I was before.

  • @mfaizsyahmi
    @mfaizsyahmi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I think this thing still has potential. Imagine if rom enthusiasts started modding the roms and put Doom or something in as proof of concept!

    • @germaineliew2012
      @germaineliew2012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mfaizsyahmi. I think you would be learning the theme of Doom more than shooting.

    • @8BitKeys
      @8BitKeys  7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah.. it would be hard to control a FPS with this sort of keyboard. Not that it couldn't be done, but would not be fun.

    • @johneygd
      @johneygd 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      mfaizsyahmi. Hahaha ,imagine doom running on a dora keyboard would be geniouse, if the processor inside it is 32bits.

    • @Mattia_98
      @Mattia_98 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why does it have to be 32-bits?

  • @jaxtheace
    @jaxtheace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    10:22 "Normally, I'm pretty good about taking things apart and putting them back together. There will be no re-assembky of this thing. This is more like an autopsy at this point" Ohh man that line, best evil speech ever!!

  • @WeUsedToWonder
    @WeUsedToWonder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    It's funny how you make fun of millennials - but get annoyed and angry at a kids toy for not being harsh enough with you.

  • @JasonBoon02
    @JasonBoon02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    At least Fisher Price did their best to have the thing kidproof. Right?

    • @CattoRayTube
      @CattoRayTube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jason Boon Recessed screws in the base would have achieved that haha

  • @AndersEngerJensen
    @AndersEngerJensen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Haha, You crack me up. The perils of the Keyboard Autopsy! 😂

    • @HUYI1
      @HUYI1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      my sides are aching from all the laughing, he really did want to get inside that keyboard, so determined XD

    • @solarstrike33
      @solarstrike33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey, it's the Roland MIDI enthusiast!
      Nice seeing you here!

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Missing a screw by a few inches... such is life.

  • @brandonb1681
    @brandonb1681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Fisher Price plastic is indestructible. I still remember those big cars they made in the 70's. Built like a tank.

  • @PP-bs3od
    @PP-bs3od 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    4:11 Press the enter button to games!

  • @dosnostalgic
    @dosnostalgic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    More cats in the upcoming videos, please!

    • @kbbbb7
      @kbbbb7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes, the cat was a highlight!

    • @Pehmokettu
      @Pehmokettu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      His cat is better than Keyboard Cat.

    • @norra5433
      @norra5433 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pehmokettu onko tää tesla? Is that tesla? 0:37

    • @ReneSchickbauer
      @ReneSchickbauer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      While cats and keyboards (musical or otherwise) usually go together well, forcing the cat to use this badly made keyboard just seems cruel.

    • @arciks11
      @arciks11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wish granted I guess.

  • @robloxman5580
    @robloxman5580 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    3:52 OMG IS HE THE VOICE ACTOR FOR DORA!?!?

  • @cancersartorius4801
    @cancersartorius4801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:24 Keyboard Cat

  • @taranzathespiderarchive9877
    @taranzathespiderarchive9877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    That Dora impression at 3:52 was simply majestic.

    • @leteciajulian8897
      @leteciajulian8897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Deepfaked

    • @TheRealLF2
      @TheRealLF2 ปีที่แล้ว

      packgod be like at that first part (you stink)

  • @awesomecat9898
    @awesomecat9898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    4:11 "press the enter button to *GAMES* "

    • @OMA2k
      @OMA2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like to game

  • @vicr123
    @vicr123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    EDIT: Scratch that. Maybe I should watch before commenting... :)
    -Isn't this the one you got from Waco? :)-

    • @vicr123
      @vicr123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** Hey there :)
      Could you please elaborate on your comment? :)

    • @computethis7128
      @computethis7128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Victor Tran you the same guy from the thing on OS first timer?

    • @vrabbers2458
      @vrabbers2458 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Victor Tran oh hi there

    • @vicr123
      @vicr123 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your average Brit & Whovian Yep. That's the same me. :)
      Ryan Hey :)
      Vrabb'o'animate Hi :)

    • @realvivifromloona
      @realvivifromloona 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Victor Tran
      You're everywhere aren't you? Or maybe _we_ are everywhere...

  • @SuperAlen1998
    @SuperAlen1998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    you should have destroyed that thing completly

    • @sutanodetal
      @sutanodetal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah
      i thought that he was going to throw it against a wall or something

    • @mr.smash698
      @mr.smash698 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought he was going to get that guy with the steam roller to destroy it.

    • @scienceoutthere
      @scienceoutthere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      8-bit Keys/guy / How-To-Basic Crossover video?

    • @Pehmokettu
      @Pehmokettu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He could send it to Hydraulic Press Channel or one of the 1000 degree knife experiment channels...

    • @sutanodetal
      @sutanodetal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pehmokettu that 1000 degree thingy is getting annoying

  • @FranticPixel
    @FranticPixel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *sigh* "practice more!"/ "keep trying!" Or "Try again!" Would have been better for them to say 😂 I agree with your review. As a kid I would have been bored with it quick. I learned music using my Talking Wiz Kid from the 80s lol!

  • @danblundon2838
    @danblundon2838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Gotta love the maddening disassembly. Fisher Price stuff was always damn near bullet proof

    • @frstwhsprs
      @frstwhsprs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean it makes sense, because kids could beat on it

  • @tothemaxx1991
    @tothemaxx1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "I'll use the Dora The Explorer cartridge."
    *everyone cringes*

  • @LoydAvenheart
    @LoydAvenheart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You didn't let your cat play, you picked up the adorable pile of fluf and mashed it on the keyboard.

  • @joseph_b319
    @joseph_b319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I learned more Spanish watching Dora with my nieces than I ever learned in high school.

    • @CoTeCiOtm
      @CoTeCiOtm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Que aprendes?

    • @pablo5425
      @pablo5425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fun fact - spanish version is used to learn english
      nice strategy there

  • @hykerionyt5215
    @hykerionyt5215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Press the enter button to GAMES!" My life in a nutshell

    • @robie1978
      @robie1978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Use the arrow buttons to SONGS!"

  • @Nukle0n
    @Nukle0n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Millenials are between 20 to 30 years old now.

    • @Absquatula
      @Absquatula 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nukleon Really? So someone born in 2000 is now 17 and they fit in the 20-30? Maths....

    • @tehberral
      @tehberral 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's not how generations work.

    • @Nukle0n
      @Nukle0n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Millenials are born between the early 80's and mid 90's. Not born in 2000.

    • @Lilithe
      @Lilithe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nukleon is right. The original definition of millennial is someone who GRADUATED on or around the millennium. Not kids born after 2000.
      That said, these generational labels are all but meaningless.

    • @tehberral
      @tehberral 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree. The labels just seem to be there for people to demonize "those darn kids" with their rock and/or roll and Pixy Stix. It's been going on for as long as some people have been older than other people. I hope I never get like that and understand the next generation is (or will be) just as stupid as I was (am).
      Kinda funny though that "those darn kids" - Millennials - are actually full-grown adults.

  • @HipToBeeSquare
    @HipToBeeSquare 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Easily one of my favorite videos. Something about you destroying it but not being mindless about it (like so many channels bank their entire content off of) and make even breaking a plastic toy educational.

  • @julia.24
    @julia.24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I get the millenial joke is an easy chip-in, and ahh why doesn't it criticize me? But it's a toy from the early 2000s marketed towards 3-6 year olds. It doesn't aim at teaching kids to play anything, really, just to smash the keys and have fun. Which is acceptable for a keyboard for that demographic!

  • @xrobotjunctionx6561
    @xrobotjunctionx6561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Rip baby toy keyboard

  • @TechnologySpotlight
    @TechnologySpotlight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is what you call a kids keyboard.

  • @tvpredicta8756
    @tvpredicta8756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hi Dave, I have been in the situation of looking for hidden screws too. A magnet can help you in cases like this. Unless the screws are brass of course.