ASMR removing the SHARPEST objects from your brain
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- In this ASMR video, we remove all of the sharp objects in your brain! I hope this video relieves your stress, negative energy or bad thoughts! Enjoy.
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Disclaimer: *** This video is created for relaxation, entertainment and ASMR/tingles/chills inducing purposes only. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here:
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This video cannot replace any medication or professional treatment. If you have sleep/anxiety/psychological troubles please consult your physician. Thank you :) ***
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“Who u calling pinhead”
Grabbing my early seat here
Lol
Only 6 likes??
Yup
Im sorry man😔😅😅
The question is: how did i get these pins inside my head
Have you had a fight with a stapler recently?
Simple. We don’t know.
Kinetic sand ASMR th-cam.com/video/DDsJFjOIuII/w-d-xo.html
You’re Illumi in the Hunter Exam arc disguise of course
Ok hear me out, you go to sewing camp...
Pls jojo my brain already hurts enough with school please dont shove pointy pins in it
Lamo
@@RandomPerson-fy6dn Laughing at my offspring
@@joalmeria891 I'm hollering 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeet
be glad he’s taking them out 🙄
Card: *Declines*
Jojo: “oh well, you know the drill”
Lol
huh
*_that’s not gonna fly here_*
I don’t get it
@@raspray4486
It’s ok don’t worry about it
Who knew my negative energy was so colorful :[
So BrOkKeN ⛓⛓⛓💔💔💔 aNd DePrEsS 😭😭😢😢💔💔💔⛓⛓
Kinetic sand ASMR th-cam.com/video/DDsJFjOIuII/w-d-xo.html
i mean the nine tails does have a lot of hatred
Ur gay
@@bailunyadangsi1812 i live in spain but the a is silent 😭
Jojo: Distress from school
Me: Hearing this and doing a school project
Lmao y’all have projects
Cuz I dont
good idea
Ikr same
Same but I'm doing history homework lol
Jojo: get a glass of water, a snack, just relax
Me: but what about the PINS in my HEAD
“Do you ever look at somone and wonder .... *what is going on inside their head* “
@@shan-louise0698 inside out reference lol
@@nateantwon2054 yep
My friend: *Gets stabbed in the head*
Jojo: "Let me help you."
That's dark 😅
T'is but a scratch
Yes😆😆😂😂
69 Likes... nice
Me: Trying to pull an all-nighter
Jojo: That’s not gonna fly here
And I'm not intentionally doing it aswell, its 2:26AM and I'm not tired, I probably will be in the afternoon, if I don't sleep.
Someone:
*Doesn’t get tingles*
JoJo:
*murderous intent intensifies*
THATS NOT GONNA FLY HERE
I've never gotten tingles before 😳
@@maddiee731 Even to jojo's videos? His videos are soo tingly tho
@Asher Haskins agreed
Could one of y'all timestamp that please
i-
i read that as he said it
and got really confused for a second
Day 78 of asking for: ASMR worst reviewed lawyer
Reply make u won't
I agree
Oh no
Jojo should just wait till they have reached day 100
Yeah
JoJo’s upload scheduled is perfect for Europians, he uploads right when we are about to sleep
Yes
Exactly
Me living in Germany:
Thats my tims
Norway
He uploaded this right at 4am in my country. Yet I'm still awake
History teacher: “What happened to all the city pins on the map?”
Jojo:
Just that dude in the back of the class doin asmr in front of a camera with the pins💀💀💀
1:09
Thanks for the free subs hog whomper real shot out
Lmaooooo
Wowww🤭🤣🤣💀
**bird flies**
jojo: That’s not gonna fly here
Technically it did
Takes out rpg
Jojo on the ISS: *sees a video of a bird flying*
jojo: that’s not gonna fly here
read it exactly when he said it😂
LMAO
Nobody:
The microphone: i don’t care what you say i’m gonna be distorced forever
C o r r e c t
"I don't have a favourite colour"
*DEATH HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
i don't either though lmaoosjsihfifg
Mines blue and black
@@filthydxgger5667 at least YOU have one...
꧁Mini Cizqs꧂ my hyper and dark form nice
warm yellow :3
Do a flipping through a dictionary and finding trigger words and making triggers out of it. Use the sounds of flipping through the papers as a trigger too :/
Good idea
You are a genius
Jojo: in order to proceed with this highly technical and complicated procedure, i need the appropriate equipment.
Also Jojo: *pulls out a wooden bowl*
I accidentally clicked on your video while getting ready for job, and now I'm just laying on my bed, not even wearing headphones and this is killing me... gonna b late
Me: **Breathes**
JoJo: THAT'S NOT GONNA FLY HERE
Fucking dies
THATS NOT GONNA FLY EITHER
Kinetic sand ASMR th-cam.com/video/DDsJFjOIuII/w-d-xo.html
@@rascals8807 SELF PROMOTION!!!! THAT IS ILLEGAL
@@Lemon_Shark_08 your heartbeat is disrupting the asmr so we shall do a worst reviewed heart surgeon asmr.
@@rascals8807 SELF PROMOTION THATS NOT GONNA FLY HERE
Day 45 of asking Jojo to do an “Everyday items ASMR” video
ı hope he does
* " *jojo roleplay asmr* "
Kinetic sand ASMR th-cam.com/video/DDsJFjOIuII/w-d-xo.html
@Michael Pomirski y tho
@Michael Pomirski stop caring about others
just care about your shit😉
Human: exists
Jojo: that’s not gonna fly here
This is gold why doesn’t it have more comments?
@@rtsm1298 Because this comment doesn't require a reply
That unique
Bro why do you comment just to comment 💀
@@maddiee731 but your doing the same? [Dont mean to day this in a hostile way so please dont be offended ;-;]
@@primarose1286 but you are also doing that
👁👄👁
@@jaydensaylor3930 but your also doing that
At this point any one who comments, comments just to comment
0:01 intro
2:18 bowl tapping
3:03 gloves
3:54 needle removal, mouth sounds and glove sounds
7:10 round 2
9:28 round 3
11:40 glove sounds and round 4 (final round)
13:47 mic rubbing sounds
14:45 talking sounds
15:18 netting
18:08 metal sponges
20:21 fuzzy mic (windshield)
22:27 the end
Thanks paper bag
Pinned!! 😂
tnx man
thank you!
Thank you, this helps a lot!
Jojo: "Sharp objects in your brain don't fly here."
Me: "So if i weren't here, they would?"
Jojo: "..An object can't just fly."
Me: "I mean, be allowed?"
Jojo: ".."
@SouthPoleSanta same bruh
Peak of humour😐
😐
Im wheezing, that was the peak of comedy 😐
It’s supposed to be 3 dots to show silence so it would be
Jojo “...”
Me: wonders why my head hurts
JoJo: you have pins in your head
Me: oh...take them out they hurt
JoJo: ASMR Time!!!
That is hilarious HAHAHAHHA
🧢
😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
That is hilarious HAHAHAHHA
🧢
I mostly listen to your hour long asmr videos to fall asleep to, because it takes a while for me to fall asleep and it really helps me relax. Please do another long video, if possible.
Stay safe everyone 🙏
And every matric writing their finals tomorrow in South Africa 🇿🇦, best of luck to you all!
Aww thank you.
I’m a South African matric student writing German and Afrikaans tomorrow.
I hope you have a wonderful day 🎈
Kinetic sand ASMR th-cam.com/video/DDsJFjOIuII/w-d-xo.html
I don't mean to be mean so I apologize in advance just incase but what's 'matric'whatever it is I hope it goes in the good way😁
@@officerfrosty55 idk either lol have a good day/night
@@rascals8807 no
"maybe something is going on" *America screaming in the distance*
🤣🤣🤣
Yes I am screaming
69 noice
-TIMESTAMPS-
0:00 - 2:04 Intro + Mouth Sounds
2:04 - 13:46 Pulling Pins outta the Mic
13:46 - 14:44 Rubbing the Mic Beanie
14:44 - 18:04 Plastic Net Crinkles (Very Tingly)
18:04 - 20:03 Mesh Sponges, I believe; More Crinkles
20:03 - 22:31 Literal Wig on the Mic. Brushes the Wig.
22:31 - 23:45 Outro
Didn’t see any timestamps, so leave a like if this helped.
You did all this only to get a disrespectful amount of likes GG
This should be pinned.
....where are yhe frickin likes??!??!?! omg he needs more
Thanks
Me: in math class
Jojo: uploads
Brain: melts
Karrot
*stop
Hotel:Trivago
get rid of jojo: uploads and it will be the same outcome
because your in math class
@@sn1p1n Very true
"Maybe something's going on" hmmm I wonder what that may be on November 5 2020
Karrot
Stop putting karrot
@@JakeMcK1 karrot
@@JakeMcK1 Karrot
@@JakeMcK1 Karrot
When you are so early that jojo didn’t even start hearting comments
Kinetic sand ASMR th-cam.com/video/DDsJFjOIuII/w-d-xo.html
@SouthPoleSanta oh yes my favourite
Day 57 or smthing: of asking JoJo to make a video of just whispering “E”
E
E
E
E
E
“Jojo blinks”
Me: TINGLE TOWN
When I watched this video I felt spineless after
Zoey?
@@swimkim7360 wrong person da dude
Even if he isn’t qualified, I would take Jojo over the best surgeon in the world any day
certified bruh moment
Rip king von
Nevada counting their votes be like:
(Sleep watching cams and sees Jojo vent)
Sleep: I got you now
Jojo: Oh do you now
Sleep: OH WHAT THE F-
*dead body reported*
HAHA
“JOJO WHERE IS MY BOWL?!??”
Jojo:”I’m going to be using this wooden bowl to Capture the pins”
Lol
Lol
Needles in my head huh, no wonder I'm a idiot
Jojo: and for my next ASMR I will pull out sharp objects from your brain
Me: and how will that work out
Jojo: its simple I pull sharp objects from your brain
Me: wdym sharp objects do you realize that will kill me if I had sharp things
Jojo: well it depends if your brain is made out of metal
Me: but the sharp objects won't go in anymore
Jojo: I hate you
Bruh you just missed a great joke 😔
Kinetic sand ASMR th-cam.com/video/DDsJFjOIuII/w-d-xo.html
@@rascals8807 stop
It would be made out of viBRAINium
Hehe
Ever since I started watching HunterxHunter I don’t see pins the same due to Illumi.
Me: has pins in my head
Jojo: this looks like a job for me
Day 1 of asking Jojo to make a “Jojo’s Bizzarre Adventure” Role play
I want him to say ZA MOONÈ STOP TIME
Are you still doing this?
Jojo: uploads
Me: yes
Violets are blue
Roses are red
When Jojo uploads
It’s time to go to bed
Karrot
@Potato artichoke
@Potato blue iced white dragon
@@deborahtheassistant71 STOP THAT IS 5 TIMES
Who's sleeping tonight that is impossible
Jojo...
You should do a sound assortment with different background noises. Ex: rain noises, train noises, nature noises.
Like this so he can see if you think this is a good idea
Get some sunlight u stoner
@@mountainjew4744 wtf
Give a like if u like when JoJo makes that noise with his Mouth it's so satisfying 😁😁😁😂🤣😂😅😅😆
i'm not a world map in history class
The question everyone in the comments are wondering: WHY ARE THERE A BUNCH OF SHARP OBJECTS IN MY SKULL
Jojo: looks like you have a lot of debris on your noggin
Me: how did this happen to me and how am I alive from al of the debris and knifes in my head
Karrot
Barrot
Marrot
Stop putting karrot
@@deborahtheassistant71stop
well , good night everybody
Good night
May be 2:30 pm where I am but screw it good night I’m taking a nap
Good night
Karrot
Good morning
It's my head right? **THEN WHY AFTER TAKING ONE OUT YOU SCRATCH IT AGAINST MY BRAIN**
lowkey mad
Jojo: Into the bowl,
Me: hrrrrrk
*clicks tongue*
Nice.
Lol
Why is my brain outside of my head? Help?
Jojo stole your brain 😂😂
Me: *gets born*
Jojo: “That’s NOT GOING TO FLY HERE”
*proceeds to stuff me back in the womb*
the one like is by Captain CrunchyRoll
I am captain jelly roll
Just changed my name
Lel
Wow this came in my recommended just when i needed sleep
Interesting
🤔
Noob
Kinetic sand ASMR th-cam.com/video/DDsJFjOIuII/w-d-xo.html
TH-cam is always watching
*Day 53 of asking jojo to bring squishy little dumpling back*
Karrot?
Top
*stop
@@JakeMcK1 omfg shut up dude they can do whatever they want and why are you stalking people’s comments like holy.
@@JakeMcK1 Why? Its a good trigger
Whoever is reading this:
Your skin isn't a paper don't cut it
Your body isn't a book don't judge it
Your heart isn't a door don't lock it
Your life isn't a movie don't end it
You are beautiful and don't let anyone bring you down
Be you.. Stay safe!!💜
(By the way I'm also a small TH-camr looking for support)
I didn't create this quote
Just wanna spread positivity Plzz❤❤
Thx but that ain't true for me;)
Thanks 😊
Stay safe to you too!
If you're looking for support....
WHY NOT BUY A CHAIR! Haha funny joke.
Jojo: takes out a pin and scrapes it across my head
Me: very satisfied
i liked because ur channel pic is Trump 2020, and i subbed lol
@@keylancrum8402 thx man
Is it just me or does jojo sometimes look really spaced out at the end of the videos.. Like hes thinking "hmm what should i have for dinner" or maybe "wonder where i put my phone" idk he looks like hes thinking about something, what you thinking about jojo, this is the real question
To the person reading this:
Never give up on your dreams
Sometimes things may not be easy
But always stay focused and aiming at the target
I promise you one day it gonna be your shinny day..
Believe in your self like never before because you can still achieve that dream.
Love your self.. Stay safe!
(By the way I'm also a small youtuber looking for support)
I didn't create this quote
Just wanna spread positivity plzz😍😍
Thx for this nice positivity cos all year I've had this D*** in my class that shin kicks me, calls me names, and hurts my friends and I almost got to the point of delete life but I stopped myself from thinking about it and changing my mind. Thanks SOOOOOO much
You aren't saying this to spread positivity. You are saying this to promote your channel.
Tbh idc take my like and sub!!!!
I like how this person has a bunch of straight up thumbtacks in his brain and jojo is just like “the red one, mkay the red one, now let me put this into the bowl” while he rubs the thumbtack across his head
me: has pins stuck in my head
the doctor: now we are gonna go with this nice pink *mouth clicking*
I still haven’t figured out if you’re English, American or Australian it’s so confusing
I was wondering the same exact thing😅😅
He is aussie
Day 7: of asking jojo to do a worst reviewed mall santa
Your wish came true
Any video asmr be like: You'll fall asleep instantly in this video
Also me: Interesting let's look *click* Zzzz.... Zzzz... 😂
my brain is already looking like sponge because of the amount of needles that have been stuck in it
Whoever is reading this:
Your skin isn't a paper don't cut it
Your body isn't a book don't judge it
Your heart isn't a door don't lock it
Your life isn't a movie don't end it
You are beautiful and don't let anyone bring you down
Be you.. Stay safe!!💜
(By the way I'm also a small TH-camr looking for support)
I didn't create this quote
Just wanna spread positivity Plzz❤❤
I'm an attention seeker but i cut myself an hour ago
When your too late to make a comment that everyone will like😧
It would be nice having a "Worst Reviewed Stand User" video
JoJo’s bizarre ASMR ;)
Jojo: Ima upload while kids are in school
My iPad: *notification form jojo*
Me during my class: 😴😴
Jojo: Good....
@Blank Name Pie Guy no I got end at 2:10
@@Impulsivated really early my guy im over here 3:45
Your whispering is everything great and more 😊. Great work as usual!!
Day 1 of askibg for a continue of the 'Different type of ASMRitists'
I really love how you love all the comments usually you tubers just ignore our comments
Me:I CANT GET TO BED at1:35in morning (late for me)
Jojo posts*
Me:never mind😑
Sir I have pins in my head and I’m bleeding out
Him just talking
SIR IM DIEING
him talking
Me dead
Now tell me why are they even in my brain in the first place
I’m in history class.
Ok so let me understand this.
1. The sharp pins are stuck to us
2. At the end Jojo called us smooth brain
Hmmmm...
Are we all on a agreement that jojo is the best ASMR
Scientists: you cannot break the speed of light
Me when I see this video:yo you wanna see some real speed
Thank you so much for all this,I have problems with sleeping and your videos help me a lot. I don’t sleep instantly but I’m more relaxed🤍(sry English is not my first language,I hope I didn’t write anything wrong 😅)
Your english was just perfect dude. Who said your english is bad
@@UselessAnirudh thank you,it’s just that I don’t want someone to come at me bc of it haha😅
@@sinaaaisbored4842 i was actually surprised seeing that you actually din't make a mistake where everyone do like after using "did" you need to say write* not wrote* many people will say wrote* so never think you suck at english mate 😉👍🏻
I really love your Magic ASMR. Please do another one soon. Thank you. 😊
Me: **turns up volume and clicks on video because asmr videos are usually quiet**
Video: THIS IS A CLEAR ALIGNER
Wonder how Jojo gets his ideas for ASMR, I mean, with my small brain, I actually wouldn’t think of this.
I've recently gotten into a lot of different asmrst's and haven't really been watching Jojo but I came back and man did I forget how much I love his personality it just brightens my day every time. love you so much and there isn't a word for how much you've helped me 😊❤❤❤
OMG IM EALRY AGAIN also ima take a nap so I came to ur channel 😂
Pain
What?
Ofc I spelled early wrong I got too excited 🤦🏽♀️
me:hey that wasnt so ba-*
jojo:*scraps pin against head
It would be amazing if every time you’d pull a pin out, a sound would follow it. The same idea as your sound box, but with the pins!
Yo- those are some new pins :0 they’re longer and- it’s more satisfying. Thanks jojo :D
To the person reading this:
Never give up on your dreams
Sometimes things may not be easy
But always stay focused and aiming at the target
I promise you one day it gonna be your shinny day..
Believe in your self like never before because you can still achieve that dream.
Love your self.. Stay safe!
(By the way I'm also a small youtuber looking for support)
I didn't create this quote
Just wanna spread positivity plzz😍😍
"Let's beginn with red, ok? Imma take out a red one."
OH YES, PLEASE DO! Please hurry up tho
People: asmr is weird
Me: watch it I bet u will like it
People: I have and I don’t
Me: that’s because u don’t watch jojo😁
When Jojo does the hand thing with the mic I got scared then thought it was a thunder storm. 😆 🤣 😂
I have two tests tomorrow and I am stressed as f 🥺 this was really helpful. You are amazing, I needed this video🙏 THANK YOU💜
I'll also use this comment to request (again) a pomodoro session.
Greetings and much love from Mexico 🇲🇽💜
Jojo posts
Me during a zoom : Nap time!
Teacher: you good bro?
Me again: snores
😐
@@mikeyy373 😐
@@AMNESIA899 😐
I love how he stretched this out to 23 minutes 😂
Ah yes the way that the delightful pin or whatever went out of my brain. That felt much better thank you
I guess when they said ‘put a pin in it’, he took it a lil too seriously...
I could only hear mouth sounds BC that's basically ALL he did :(
Edit: wow I didn't know so many people agreed honestly I don't like mouth sounds so it was hard to skip them