one of my favourite reoccurring dnp things is phil just dropping random phil lore mid game that dan has never heard before like theres dan trying to catch a sentient nappy and phil is like yeah i babysat the goat skin trio of children back in the day
i read your comment before getting to this part of the video and thought you were making up some crazy example as a joke. but wow that actually happened huh 😂
I honestly think Phil's telling the truth with his stories, mostly because a lot of the things that happen in my life are equally as batshit, although not as fun :(
@@jungtothehuimang I know that, I’m literally a trans man. I was just confused on how it included everyone since there’s lots of people not “inclined”. I reacted that way because I’m confused how it includes everyone, just like I said
Baby can teleport, I don't think a fall from a small height can hurt it. I don't think Armageddon could hurt this baby. I think this baby might be indestructible.
@@fenestrapain Could NOT be me. David's a cool guy but he is so far from my type it's crazy. I personally find his voice obnoxious lol, but he's a lovable person and quite hilarious nonetheless. I'm personally a Merida from Brave type of person, or even Hagrid from Harry Potter. David Tennant makes me think of a leprechaun 😂
Jumpscares !! 2:45 Title pop-up (Mild) 3:39 Phil yelps (Mild) 5:23 Bin baby, Dan screams (Mild) 6:07 Dan Screeching (Not a jumpscare but headphone warning) 11:31 Baby at the bottom (Mild) 13:15 fridge slams (Medium) 13:57 Nappy (Mild) 16:27 Brief black screen (Mild) 17:30 Book flies away (Medium) 19:01 Doorbell (very Mild) 19:58 Jack in the Box (Medium) 21:08 Dan bullies Phil (Mild) 21:28 Lightning/Thunder (Medium) 22:43 Toastie Explodes (Medium/Big) 23:33 Door Slams (Mild/Medium) 25:13 Scary Baby Face (BIG) 26:04 Plant Baby (Big) 27:48 Thunder (Mild) 28:40 Noises + The Book flies away again (Mild)
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the fact i can tell which comments are bots just by the fact that they're not unhinged or commenting on getting FLASHED AT THE BEGINNING is really funny
love how the animation for putting the baby in bed looks like that one scene from twilight: breaking dawn of the baby vampire being thrown into the fire
They've already heard two voice actors with English accents and one with a Scottish accent, and Phil goes, "They just called it a nappy, maybe this is a British game." Nothing gets past you, Phil.
"i'm talking to u people who watch us play undertale instead of getting a good nights sleep" dan shut tf up i was just doing that last night and u can't stop me
the investment of the halloween decorations even though u guys aren’t hime is greatly appreciated, thank you guys for putting in so much effort when y’all are busy on tour
Dan, a professional TH-camr and three times New York Times best-seller, flashing his ass at us within the first 3 minutes of the video, is the perfect encapsulation of how capitalism comes for us all
Dan grasping onto his bonnet when he got scared like the proper Victorian lady that he is
Yeah D and P are funny but I swear these comments get me more some days OML
@@dovevine9796are you a bot
Not even two minutes in and I've been mooned by a British man in a baby costume
I read this before watching and now im scared to continue the video 👀
@@vekaroni135sameeee
@@vekaroni135 same, help
Me over here laughing immediately
one of my favourite reoccurring dnp things is phil just dropping random phil lore mid game that dan has never heard before like theres dan trying to catch a sentient nappy and phil is like yeah i babysat the goat skin trio of children back in the day
phlore
i stg at this point he could just be making shit up and i'd be like "sure that tracks"
the oposite of trixie and katya
Honesty don’t know how Phil still manages to dig up old lore that surprises Dan. Is there an infinite supply of Phlore?
i read your comment before getting to this part of the video and thought you were making up some crazy example as a joke. but wow that actually happened huh 😂
Something about you still using the same 5 audio effects when something suspicious happens that you used 8 years ago brings me great joy
I'm glad I'm not alone on this
samer lmao
They are iconic at this point and a part of their brand, I never want them to stop using those cheap basic sounds ❤️
It fills us with determination
this is my favorite thing about dan an dphil
Phil’s lore is so extensive that even Dan, after 15 years, is still learning new, wild tales
Theyre actually dressed as phils eyes. The Baby Blues
HA that's so good
groannnn
this was a good one
10/10 pun that was amazing
You're so right
third time Dan’s mentioned gay saunas in only two spooky week videos. impressive actually
It’s what the swingers theme was last year
They were in the Bay Area not too long ago idk
Came here to comment they were just near San Francisco and there’s optionssss lol
phil saying "vag" medically transitioned me instantly. thank you phil
love that i genuinely cant tell which way you transitioned
@@QuicklyLiquid both of them
@@LovelyhatzzI love that for you, have the best of both worlds :D
😂😂😂
I'm non-binary but this gave me even more desire to give away that bit.
“i have a flap??” - dan 2024
*lady door has entered the chat*
the phlap
he has purse
😂 I couldn't stop laughing when he got scared and it just flapped open
Im starting to think every story phil tells is an experiment to see how crazy he can go before we start realizing hes just lying
Pathological liar arc when
Unfortunately many have been looked up and independently verified
Honestly, those are way too specific to be lies,tbf.
I honestly think Phil's telling the truth with his stories, mostly because a lot of the things that happen in my life are equally as batshit, although not as fun :(
Goat skin trio is too insane to be a lie you could never make that up
"Vag inclined person" thanks for including everyone, Dan 😂😂
?? How does that include everyone?
@@GayLuigi333 inudes everyone who likes vag, not assuming only men like women and only women have vaginas lol
@@GayLuigi333 chill itsa funny joke bruh
@@GayLuigi333not everyone with a vag is a woman. Also it was just a joke and I don't understand this reaction to it.
@@jungtothehuimang I know that, I’m literally a trans man. I was just confused on how it included everyone since there’s lots of people not “inclined”. I reacted that way because I’m confused how it includes everyone, just like I said
As a mom, the scariest part of this video was how long they let that baby sit unattended on the changing table
Even them turning around to get the diaper from the cabinet made my heart rate shoot through the roof. 😅😅😅
Baby can teleport, I don't think a fall from a small height can hurt it. I don't think Armageddon could hurt this baby. I think this baby might be indestructible.
i got so stressed when they left the front door open and were wandering the hallway 😅😂
Showing flap 1 minute in is WILD
phlap
Full phass without the censor! I can't believe he didn't anticipate what would happen 😂
"are we going to kill the baby or are we the baby?" so close! the baby will give you existential trauma
dan and phil getting jump scared when someone rang the bell is peak introverts behavior
"i am a new yorks time bestseller" **dressed as a baby**
Dan: I love a game that says ‘act 1’
Game: Act 2
Dan: absolutely NOT
2:25 i love how dan references his 2009 bedroom anytime they see a beige wall
not ME dan, i will defend your dystopia daily baby video till the day that i die, the girlies that get it get it and it was literally iconic
It really was!
i wasnt even aware there was discourse surrounding it, that episode was SO good. if dystopia daily has no fans i am dead
same here that shit was fucking hilarious i laughed so hard
i was literally CRYING laughing why were people taking it so seriously ?? 😭😭
dd baby video made me the person i am today
Why is Phil casually dropping the Goat Skin Trio into conversation the funniest thing I've heard this year?
That fucking killed me 😂
Not me being called out for putting on danandphilgames videos as white noise to sleep to
literally same. Dan even called out the exact videos I put on
@@meganboyd2993I felt very attacked
getting called out for using the Undertale videos as white noise was honestly the biggest jump scare for me🫣😂😂
@@BeetBonkSAME
I’ve never been more called out in my life
As a mom of 2, can confirm this is a very realistic experience.
Yep, this isn’t a horror game, it’s just a realistic toddler simulator
Like who's toddler hasn't summoned the nine circles of hell before? That's why hospitals give you iron salt when you leave!
dan making a cheese, onion, mushroom, and pickle sandwich is the scariest thing that’s ever happened during any spooky week
Anyone who eats that sandwich is gonna have the worst smelling breath
PLEASE CONTINUE THIS SERIES BROS ITS SOO UNHINGED Y'ALL WILL LOVE IT
I have no clue how this series ends but I am HERE for unhinged shit!!
I want to see where this story goes bc so far it’s wild lol
5:22 The baby getting sucked into the trashcan made me laugh so hard I cried
This is just what working in childcare is like
6:07 Dan screaming and Phil giggling as the baby just flops to the floor 😭
not Dan saying he’s severely turned on by a Scottish accent… same, mate, same
It’s the David tennant effect I think
@@fenestrapain Could NOT be me. David's a cool guy but he is so far from my type it's crazy. I personally find his voice obnoxious lol, but he's a lovable person and quite hilarious nonetheless. I'm personally a Merida from Brave type of person, or even Hagrid from Harry Potter. David Tennant makes me think of a leprechaun 😂
@@nomoretwitterhandles While Robbie Coltrane was Scottish, Hagrid does not have a Scottish accent. He's West Country.
This thumbnail threw me right back to 2013 holy moly
Omg we have the same pfp good choice 😌
OMG. brethren, we unite at last 🐸🫶🏻
it's who's your daddy, horror edition
@@bugginonthewall This makes me happy
Jumpscares !!
2:45 Title pop-up (Mild)
3:39 Phil yelps (Mild)
5:23 Bin baby, Dan screams (Mild)
6:07 Dan Screeching (Not a jumpscare but headphone warning)
11:31 Baby at the bottom (Mild)
13:15 fridge slams (Medium)
13:57 Nappy (Mild)
16:27 Brief black screen (Mild)
17:30 Book flies away (Medium)
19:01 Doorbell (very Mild)
19:58 Jack in the Box (Medium)
21:08 Dan bullies Phil (Mild)
21:28 Lightning/Thunder (Medium)
22:43 Toastie Explodes (Medium/Big)
23:33 Door Slams (Mild/Medium)
25:13 Scary Baby Face (BIG)
26:04 Plant Baby (Big)
27:48 Thunder (Mild)
28:40 Noises + The Book flies away again (Mild)
you're a saint for this. I'm gonna rawdog it but I'm glad this is here for ppl who want it
thank you
Thank you!! I have severe anxiety but love the gay dads so this is genuinely so helpful 🩷🥲
i love you i couldn't be part of spoky week without people like you
Thank you for this!
Wow he has Dan’s eyes!!
foul
@@lilyyylc yet infinitely funny
ok i can’t wait to see the rest of the spooky week costumes if this is only day 2
Fr I don't really watch spooky games but I had click on this one bc of the outfits😂
This is Phil’s revenge for being called a stinky baby
20:36 don’t call me out like this daniel so WHAT if your undertale lets play is my comfort series? it gives you watchtime and it makes me happy shush
They’re undertale let’s play series is ALSO my comfort series!! I have watched it so much over the years 😅
It’s genuinely one of the only things that let me rest I put that playlist on and enjoy the comfort and fall asleep…and I’ll do it again
Oh my god same!! I've watched it about like 15 times it's so good
Same. My night routine is watch Dan and Phil until 4 in the morning….
I feel extremely seen
never been in a gay sauna but i don’t think they share many similarities to the icy pits of that baby’s fridge
Can confirm, I'm watching this after a shift and it's not too far off
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0:10 awoop jumpscare
my favorite thing abt phil is he just be saying things
Petition for them to play the game to completion
there’s not a lot that can surprise me about spooky week anymore but Dan Howell in a baby costume was..not something i expected??
this just shows that you guys really were built to be fun uncles because what parent plays basketball with their kid-
HE IS THE PHABY
Baby Dan and Crayon Phil is something I never knew I needed
ive been called out for falling asleep watching dapg videos for years 😔 let me wake up to dan screaming in peace
Bro i dont even wake up anymore. Ive pavloved my brain into ignoring specifically dans screams
When Dan paused the game and stood I was so frightened that he sh*t himself
we’ve went from dan falling off his chair during spooky week to now dan doing an accidental flap reveal
One thing about Phil is no matter how long him and Dan know each other he’s always saving insane lore to drop casually in a video
the fact i can tell which comments are bots just by the fact that they're not unhinged or commenting on getting FLASHED AT THE BEGINNING is really funny
Phlashed
@@Sabrina-sc1db PHLASHED
Considering they raised many of us, I am sure they’ve got this babysitting situation in the bag. *sees dans outfit* Okay, perhaps not.
26:17 the way the baby dropped has me dying and dans reaction 😭
the true horror this spooky week is the new Northen Childhood ™️ lore update
Dans shocked face when he turned with the diaper and the baby wasn’t there 😭😭😭
Five seconds in and dans dressed like a baby, it will be a great video
love how the animation for putting the baby in bed looks like that one scene from twilight: breaking dawn of the baby vampire being thrown into the fire
26:20 The combo of Dan trying not to laugh too hard about yeeting the baby and Phil furiously blinking from sleep deprivation is also something else
They've already heard two voice actors with English accents and one with a Scottish accent, and Phil goes, "They just called it a nappy, maybe this is a British game." Nothing gets past you, Phil.
"DOES BABY NEED TO GO BOOM BOOM"
The true horror is Dan finding a new sentence to repeat in every video
Please let these be the next meet and greet outfits
"i'm talking to u people who watch us play undertale instead of getting a good nights sleep" dan shut tf up i was just doing that last night and u can't stop me
I physically can't stop watching the dnp undertale playthrough, it was the first exposure I had to undertale and it stays as my favourite
seeing dan dressed as a baby was on my 2024 bingo card yet here we are
phits are CRAZY today
the investment of the halloween decorations even though u guys aren’t hime is greatly appreciated, thank you guys for putting in so much effort when y’all are busy on tour
dan looks like he’s losing the will to live and we’re only 30 seconds in someone save this man
every day we get closer to Maid Outfit Dan
Guys Phil has so much Lore and we don't know HALF OF IT
24:43 DANS FACE WHEN HE SAW THE BABY IM CRYINGJSJ
I am so high rn that just the concept of dan and Phil trying to raise a baby scares me
dan called us out with the undertale comment babes theyre my comfort series for bed times
“Demons are scary. Get in the fridge” well said, Phil
15:40 babe wake up new phil lore just dropped!!!
i was cackling. the goat skin trio
life is hard rn and i’m so thankful for you two nerds just as i have been for the last decade (and more god we’re old) thank you for being here dads
Dan-“Change me”
Phil- “No!”
Lmao!!
"vag" CAN WE HAVE LADY DOOR BACK THANK YOU MUCH
fr
9:15 "I am severely turned on by a Scottish accent"
He is me. I am him.
currently 5pm but 110% still daylight out, so i immersed myself by sitting under a blanket to create the darkness needed for the vibes
I just want to thank you guys for still uploading even tho you're busy :( i've had such a rough month and these really cheer me up 🥺
if these are meant to be themed costumes then im so lost as to why phil is a crayon? you couldn't be a yellow crayon my guy?!
theyve gotta keep up the tour branding lol
I feel like Phil is my chaperone who already watched the game to make sure I’m not watching anything inappropriate.
this video is the best form of birth control
26:40 you guys really missed the "free 2 more souls" message when you hovered over the toy box lol
How did they know that I fall asleep rewatching their videos. I literally watched undertale last night.
Phil saying „it’s quite effective“ like Paul Hollywood judging a quiche sent me.
phil is a ‘phrayon’
Leaving the baby on the changing table to go get the nappy gave me SO MUCH ANXIETY ONE MUST NEVER DO THAT.
Dan, a professional TH-camr and three times New York Times best-seller, flashing his ass at us within the first 3 minutes of the video, is the perfect encapsulation of how capitalism comes for us all
Opening your own flap and being surprised is crazyyyy
I am absolutely convinced Phil convinced Dan to revive DnP Games just to slowly keep torturing him in small amounts to see how much he can take.
Phil the Babysitter was not on my Phil Lore Bingo Card tbh
Seeing y’all TONIGHT AND IM PUMPED
Same!!
have fun!!!!
Have the best time! I saw them in Berlin and the show was sooo great, I’m sure you’ll love it!
luckyyyyyyy
8:10 “that didnt rhyme!” My exact thoughts too😂
Playing The Baby in Yellow: Because nothing says 'responsible babysitter' like running from a monster baby in a onesie!
Please play more of this game, I need to know what happens next with the creepy creepy baby
The biggest jumpscare is dan in that costume
13:53 "don't look at me like that, you're the one who rolled off" 😂😂😂
GOD I love spooky week
Babe, wake up, new amazingphil lore just dropped
It's 7:47am on a sunny Australian spring morning and I'm watching this on a bus (headphoned)
10 seconds into the video and already got whiplash. great work keep it up