I was at a friend's house in France and there was a moth that would just occasionally come in and it's body was about the size of a soda can, and wings massive. Apparently it was just standard stuff, I loved how casually he was talking about it and then I saw it trying to get into their moth trap... Absolutely terrifying at first, but hilarious
Australia: Oi, don't worry, that's just Bogart, one of our smallest bugs. We've been trying to find him for days now and have no idea how he got to Mexico
@@MiguelCedenoLozano ok. I didn't know that. I thought that grasshoppers are typically herbivores. But still, I dont think a bite from either would do much to humans as our skin is elastic and we don't have an exoskeleton. The discomfort though is something to discuss for another day lol.
I drove through one in 2002 I think, lol I was all " whats that dark cloud up ahead?"... smoke in hand, window wide open...in three seconds I had bunch of grasshoppers in my car and no one to help me 🤣🤣🦗🦗🦗
I can vouch for jimmy he took me to dinner last week and even drove my parents home from a bingo night. Bro even took the bill! U rock jimmy!!! @jimmygotgrass 😘
Being chill about it:0% Bug spray to it:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
Im not surprised at the bugs size, im surprised its not Australian
Which means you’re surprised at the bugs size because it isn’t Australian lol.
As an Australian I can confirm that Mexico is actually part of Australia
Lier Australia is not real
He's from Australia taking a vacation in Mexico.
@@TheUniverseSingsToMe um, yeah it is
"he has his own social security number" 😂😂😂
Bruhh 😂😂😂
And I don't even have one 💀
@@dr.markus-level3researcher?💀💀💀💀💀
@@dr.markus-level3researchersame
On bro I'm movin out
Bugs the size of 2 hands:
Mexico 🤝 Australia
Brazil were 😢
Australia there spider
I though that that was an Australian micro grasshopper with dwarfism
Fr
You know it's bad when even the Australians are running away.
Mate im gone
Nah we have bigger bugs
@@wisty0819 as an Aussie I can confirm we have ants the size of a dog
Jesus I’m Australians and that thing is bloody gigantic
I’m an Australian and I’ve seen one in my backyard once
If that appeared in my house I would move to the moon.
I would move to a different galaxy if I saw that😂
I would burn the whole house 💀
@@UnistudiosgachaSame😂
@@isa_vj fee
I'd try to ride it
The house belongs to the bug now.
Fr
Fr
FR Fr
Fr😂
New fear unlocked: Big ahh plankton getting inside my house 💀
actually not thankfully I change my mind I want one of those as a pet
“Ahh” 🤡
@@TheAnomalousCat How is saying ahh clownery I don't get it
Nah, it doesn't just have a social security number, it has a whole area code 💀
That bug is pure protein mmmmmmmm
And a birth certificate 😂
@@YuMz69 wat da fuc
@@YuMz69 I fear you
@@YuMz69 no just no
As an Australian, we don’t even have grasshoppers/locusts that size!
They are bigger even at birth? 😮
Ikr
as an aussie i can confirm we really do not have locusts this small here
Ah who needs locusts when we got huntsmans.
Non- venomous isn't the Aussie way 😂
I was at a friend's house in France and there was a moth that would just occasionally come in and it's body was about the size of a soda can, and wings massive. Apparently it was just standard stuff, I loved how casually he was talking about it and then I saw it trying to get into their moth trap... Absolutely terrifying at first, but hilarious
Not even a flip flop will save you this time
Yeah. That's the bug's house now. Just hand him the keys.
Fr
"Get the flamethrower. We got some work to do"
@@alosreal yessir
And the car keys.
They eat them in Mexico, called chapulines. So that's just fresh for breakfast lol
homies be living in skull island 💀
Fr
@@land_shark_maw1048fr
@@land_shark_maw1048fr
@@land_shark_maw1048fr
Nah them hmies be livin in Australia:wildhell (australia 2.0)
Everybody gangsta until it starts to fly 😂
Dang it, that thing escaped from Australia.
Lol
Fr
Everybody gangsta until it starts hoppin' around.
Just wait until they start flying around.
Did you see those spikes on it's legs? 😂
I'd have a cardiac arrest if this were to happen!
😆🏆🥇
Fr 😭💀
@@Dhariuz_T OH HELL NAH
"What would you do?"
Flamethrower
Fr 💀💀💀
You want that thing to get out? Nuke it, the whole earth itself
Fr
Fr 💀💀💀
Flamethrower isn't enough nood a Nuke ☢️☢️
Australians
(Oh! Hey you got the tiniest size of that Pokémon!)
“WHY TF IS UR HOUSE ON FIRE”
“We don’t talk abt it…”
I'd respectfully ask it to turn off the lights when it goes to bed and remind it rent is due on the first cuz it obviously live there now.
hell, the house is its now. ill be ASKING when rent is due-- when I NEED TO PAY IT rent.
Yup and I am clearly intruding and it’s not my house no more 🥲🥲🥲
He can have the house I out 😂😂😂
How do you respectfully do anything like bro you can’t do anything respectfully one literally it makes you feel like you live in Australia
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I just wanna talk to him”
with a shotgun
With Some dragons breath rounds
family guy reference ☠️☠️☠️☠️🗣️
@@broadcast116
If its dangerous bug , try find get out ,if not carefull put outside ,I'm goig to put in higth area.
@@everyonetime9593 English please
@@everyonetime9593 that’s a grass hopper but big
If it's not bulletproof, I might survive
*might*
If I see that bug in my house I’m selling that house
That bug obviously owns the house and pays rent.
So does he pay rent or, do I pay him rent?
You do
If you own the house, you don't pay rent. That makes zero sense!
100 likes cool
Nah man he’s the landlord
Australia: Oi, don't worry, that's just Bogart, one of our smallest bugs. We've been trying to find him for days now and have no idea how he got to Mexico
Bogart crazy dawg 💀
bogart wilding 💀💀💀
Bogart goes hard💀💀💀💀💀
Bogart probably hitched a ride on a Seagull, or a bin chicken. Either way, he shall be punished by drop bear
Bogart should chill 💀
People from Oaxaca watching this: 😋🍴🍽🦗
im burning my house down with my amazing cooking skills
As a Mexican, I confirm that this is what happens every day
cap💀💀
I’m Mexican too and this is cap
@@Tsar201 en la zona sur si pasa bastante
No wonder you guys are crossing the border.
@@shibinmi oof lol
Australia is now jealous of Mexico Edit : did not expect likes thx for them likes 👍
Yes definitely
I'm pretty sure that's a giant weta, which is from New Zealand, not Mexico, so the video is inaccurate.
I searched up giant grasshoppers,well apparently they actualy live in asutralia
If spiders were that big crawling around in my house i would be moving entire planets
Fr
Mexico: we have giant grasshoppers
Australia: lucky
“So like, what are you gonna do with the house while I’m gone?”
*“… chirp chirp…”*
As a Mexican I can confirm that they are our pets
Mex gang
Yea
@@jorgesamperio2768 Mexigang*
We always name em firulais
Somos el groupo mexicano
This is not a bug, this is an Australian electrician.
YOU BETTER RESPECTFUL AUSTRALIAN
IM AUSSIE AND THIS IS INCREDIBLE 😊
Australiaian Climber 😂😂
sure it's not Ohio ?
@VGODP I mean it could be an Australian electrician in Ohio.
Normal people: thats so big
Australian people:tiny...
Nah don’t worry, that’s Dave he’s chill af
hand the man the deed to the entire country, it’s his.
im sorry I did not quite catch that. The weather seems quite lovely today
Honestly might do a better job running the country.
That bug is the landlord,he’s doubling the rent-
😊
Cause he was insulted
Take my whole check, si...ss..si..sir.
Just dont eat me, please.
Not the villain of bugs life 😭
That grasshopper needs a reward for getting up there
He walked 8922 miles just to be in Mexico in to someone’s house
Nah hell nah, I'm aware of going to Mexico. 💀😭🗿
Yooo thank u for the 200 likes
That's the distance between Australia and
Mexico if anyone was wondering :)
Average Australian bug
"What in the Jurassic world is that?"😂😂😂
A
U
Why we saying the vowels bro
Sometimes Y
E
What Australian grasshopper nymphs look like:
That grasshopper has been eating some meat or something 😂
That bug has it's own job
Probably paying the bills there.
Came to see those who been mooching of his kindness.
@@Kelflemmingo I wouldn't doubt it 😂
Smallest bug in Australia.
Now….. hear me out
@@moplyhol2 lol
calling that small in australia is almost an understatement
Miniature @@Mav2019 ?
So yall got human sized bugs walking around? 💀
Australia 🤝 Mexico
Tiny bugs scare me I can't imagine having to see this. I just know I'd faint
As a Mexican, I'm so thankful my grandmother decided to move to America
Sees this grasshopper at night-
Why do I hear boss music?
They lived in the dangerous parts of Mexico City
You ain’t mexican, you weren’t born, raised and you didn’t live how we lived and where we lived, you are just some American descendant of immigrants.
Guessing you're like 1/4 Mexican
@@ProRel4MLSUSLy u being a weirdo enjoy life brudda
Keep in mind that they have extremely powerful jaws.
It's a giant grasshopper. Not a preying mantis.
@@AXCBER yes, grasshoppers can eat praying mantises. Their mandibles are even stronger.
Bro imma just grab a flamethrower
@@MiguelCedenoLozano ok. I didn't know that. I thought that grasshoppers are typically herbivores. But still, I dont think a bite from either would do much to humans as our skin is elastic and we don't have an exoskeleton. The discomfort though is something to discuss for another day lol.
@@AXCBER they can damage it and some who are predatory can cut it
It’s called a “Mexican Giant Grasshopper”
“what even is that thing?!”
the new homeowner
This is the most normal Australian household
@@osheridanhey that was our idea first
@@osheridan Lmao 🤣 😂 😆
Haha yes Australia bad because America is scared of foreigners who actually have freedom.
Nah, that’s below average
No offense but I am NEVER going to Australia! That place is my definition of hell!
A giant grasshopper. It is completely harmless, but it will most likely give you a serious jumpscare.
A dragon fly that size could probably remove your fingers.
Fnaf bug edition
random but i once got jumpscared by a flying cockroach
That thing probably could clear someones whole lawn.
Is it real?
Bro is so big, when you get near him, a health bar appears
“ I named him Lopez “ avarege Mexican 😭
As a giant grasshopper, I can confirm that i have my own social security number.
What is it
A locust bro...A FXKING LOCUST !
@@JeremiahRoss-lq2ollocusts are grasshoppers
@@nullanix?
@@nullanix no there not they are naturally quite larger and are i believe omnivorous
Camera man deserves an Oscar.
Camera man never dies, you know that..
No he doesn’t
Tf he need an oscar for?
@@WagoogusJr exactly bro
@@SeeboutMauri SHUT UP
My Brain:
SHOOT IT DOWN
Bro just Summoned an Insect Boss Fight
"Honey, grab the gun, there's a bug on the wall."
the .300 blk or the 12 gauge one? cause i dont think 9mm gonna do jacshit
..how am i reading this in a deep southern accent💀🥀
@@triparadox.c12 gauge ofc, put a hole in that wall😂
You don't need a gun you need a flamethrower
Bruhh😂😂
There's only one thing to do...get a sparkly pink harness and name him Jerry.
💀
💀naw
bro recreating tom&Jerry💀💀💀💀💀
I feel like Cartman would say that lol
That looked like a seriously overgrown locust dude
Dad, get the gun
“What would you do?”
Scream, dash, and go to the nearest therapist.
Lmaoo
I would just yell at it for trespassing
Burn my house down and move out of the country.
Go to a nearest texan shop and buy a flamethrower
PET AND PAT THE BUG
as a mexican, i have never seen a grasshopper that size
I never knew that a grasshopper this size existed either
@@Lifepath08I doubt this is real
@@NoGood999 It is a real grasshopper, but this is just an optical illusion/camera trick. Like a forced perspective type of deal.
@@NoGood999it is infact real, it’s called the giant weta. But as stated above there probably is some sort of optical illusion at play here too
@@samb2334nah, giant weta are built more like crickets. This thing has wings.
My friend: I would touch, pet it, keep it, have it like a pet, and best of all hold it
Id move to mars
As someone who’s just witnessed a locust swarm in Nevada yesterday, that is hands down the biggest Locust I’ve ever seen!!
Thats straight out of juraseic world.
Those were Mormon Crickets, they pass through every year.
@@kalzindor803 *jurassic
I drove through one in 2002 I think, lol I was all " whats that dark cloud up ahead?"... smoke in hand, window wide open...in three seconds I had bunch of grasshoppers in my car and no one to help me 🤣🤣🦗🦗🦗
Which part of Nevada?
thats not a bug, thats the new frickin landlord😭
If I see it, I would pull out my gun and shoot it down.
Tenant
@@jason_kenner 🤓
@@jason_kennernah he owns the entire complex now😭
As a Mexican, I’ve never seen an insect that big man.
Normally you don't want to discharge a firearm indoors. For this thing...I'd make an exception.
The smallest bug in Australia
Nah bro speaking fax
México
It's a dwarf
That's in Mexico
every australian spider: allow us to introduce ourselves
* power rangers introducing themselves *
honestly only some spiders are bad, the rest are pretty fine
@@YourAverageCromSupporter average australian fr.
Why I'll never go to Australia
@@alivc2458 why youre a little pu-
nah jk man prob a smart option to not go
What in the jurrasic world is that really got me😂😂
Coming from a guy with entolophobia, I’d move across the f**king world
As a man who gets occasionally hit in the head by random grasshopppers while I jog, this Scares me.
Imagine this one just smacking you in the gut
😆🤣🤣🤣
If this one hits you it's over man, it's gonna take an entire eyeball out.
That one will mug you and take your walet😂😂😂😂😂
As a Mexican, I would get my slipper and get ready for war.
The bug is gonna win bro 💀
dude r u crazy
that bug gonna take your house 💀
La chancla wey
If you even Bring the whole family tree,u aint gonna win the war.
*Sighs* "Son, get the flamethrower"
Nuh uh he owns the house now, bro probably pays rent too
lmfaooo
Exit in a calm and orderly manner leaving everything behind.
Edit: that's it's house now.
He pays the bills
10 reasons to own a tank:
Imma firin mah lazer
That bug is all ten of the reasons
That bug is def more than *10* reasons
imagine being trapped inside a tank with it
@@guest-cd7md I would die
THAT IS SO EXAGGERATED
If that thing was in my house, it would be eating at the dinner table with me
if that thing flies i will immediately disintegrate
Evaporate😭
As soon as its wings move an inch im evaporating
I love your pfp and username
Discombobulat💀
@@allyx.x Thank you 🤣
That’s Jimmy, he’s pretty polite.
oh wow how long have you guys been roommates?
Is Jimmy out of fallout?
I can vouch for jimmy he took me to dinner last week and even drove my parents home from a bingo night. Bro even took the bill! U rock jimmy!!! @jimmygotgrass 😘
Well for a moment Australia can take a breather 😂
That big thing was a grasshopper because that’s what grasshopper look like when he grow up😂😂
Y'all know when grasshoppers or locusts hit you when flying, and It hits pretty hard. Imagine this bumping into you,it's gota knock somebody out😂
nah its gonna knock you out of the window
That gonna hit you like a Haymaker from prime Mike tyson
Imagine being on a bike, flyin down the highway at 60mph and one jumps out in front of you
That's not a bug, that's the new owner 😭
Exactly he can have the house
@@michaelmoreno1683and then you burn it
@@Ariotalco LOL FR
@@Ariotalcopyromaniac move
Being chill about it:0%
Bug spray to it:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
“Son, get me the salt gun”
If I got a therapist and told them about this bug they'd need a therapist too
my therapist needs a therapist therapist
Fr
As an Australian I can confirm that that is indeed my buddy larry
larry is a mexican
larry is an indian
@@HulgulChulchul-sy7ob if Larry were an Indian he would've been known as lauda
Is Larry a giant grasshopper
I assume he is also the house owner u pay rent to?
That's how big a grasshopper gets.
The flamethrower looking a little tasty today
“Hey honey, should I get bug spray or a broom?”
“Get the hunting rifle”
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
NAH
*GET THE F___ING AK74M*
genuinely
**GET THE F***KING NUKE**
What would I do?
Give him a nod, a “wassup bro”, hand him the house key, and walk out.
That’s what my family would do but me I would be screaming my heart out when I be slapping with a slipper
There is rumors of a 4ft spider in the amazons of brasil
@@cirilo0272then it doesn't exist.
@@BambooSh0t maybe or maybe it does things grow bigger in isolated jungles.
@@cirilo0272that’s just the goliath birdeaters from 1892. They only grow 1-2 feet now.
And scientist over here say “BuGS DoNT GrOw tHaT BiG AnYMORE”
The Villain from a bugs life 💀