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  • @jessicailgner413
    @jessicailgner413 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2917

    "just like every relationship I've ever been in" *shows two relationships*

    • @carlietucker3000
      @carlietucker3000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Jessica Ilgner I would be showing one relationship and I'd be when I was 4 and I was clueless😂 the lonely life😭

    • @mrpotatopug7601
      @mrpotatopug7601 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carlie Tucker i

    • @danyul7946
      @danyul7946 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Bryan Concina my longest relationship was 2 hours.

    • @msdolan925
      @msdolan925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Playing games with your health 😭😭😭

    • @dauntyy9446
      @dauntyy9446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Jessica Ilgner in my case there would be no photos sooo... it can be worse

  • @shaneisquaking4375
    @shaneisquaking4375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4042

    I want a friend like him...

    • @legariouspraid5333
      @legariouspraid5333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Awesome Anime Girl omfg , same😂

    • @biancaluv9754
      @biancaluv9754 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Awesome Anime Girl I have a friend like him and honestly I'm just constantly worried about him (said friend)

    • @krys7101
      @krys7101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome Anime Girl same😂

    • @kailadamico7877
      @kailadamico7877 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Awesome Anime Girl honestly I'm that friend

    • @Ashley-pj5zm
      @Ashley-pj5zm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      saaaame, that would be amazing XD

  • @brynhawkson9918
    @brynhawkson9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    Gordon ramsay dying in the background

  • @valeriedavis8387
    @valeriedavis8387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    “ I’m gonna order myself off the menu “ honey you ARE the menu 😂❤️

    • @Mikyuxx
      @Mikyuxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well duh if he is gonna order himself of the menu then duh hes on the menu

  • @randomchic5706
    @randomchic5706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    He looks so much more happy with ryland

    • @anthonyhayes5423
      @anthonyhayes5423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Random Chic I know it's so cute

    • @raaeec7256
      @raaeec7256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg shane n ryland are so adorable !! I love watching them

    • @YeseniaThomas0316
      @YeseniaThomas0316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you mean compared to Lisa that’s not okay. The one of him and Lisa was taken by someone unexpectedly. The one with Ryland was a planned and staged photo. Of course he’s gonna look different

    • @mopbuckets4734
      @mopbuckets4734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Random Chic omg, shane and ryland are so adorable! i love watching them.

    • @bootycrumbs1168
      @bootycrumbs1168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@YeseniaThomas0316 Lisa who

  • @lucagray1246
    @lucagray1246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3661

    Shane has a new shirt
    You guys
    A.
    New.
    Shirt.

    • @Jcundarijc76755
      @Jcundarijc76755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Luca Grace I wonder what happened to him

    • @merticular3517
      @merticular3517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He's worn that shirt many times before lol

    • @mercyjinn
      @mercyjinn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It's actually the same shirt he wore when he came to Houston, TX for his book signing. It's nice that he's changing shirts though. :-)

    • @kalinilsen6031
      @kalinilsen6031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Luca Grace no that's not a new shirt it's sad Shane is sad jk love you Shane

    • @morganmackler-metcalfe7439
      @morganmackler-metcalfe7439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm actually dead.

  • @annie_delph2086
    @annie_delph2086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    My parents are just causally gonna hear me shouting "I WANT HER" and moaning, they won't know it is over desert nachos

    • @at_285
      @at_285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      MarieGamerGirl this is a flashback from when I watched Shane and his friends 'reacting' to youtuber thumbnails **shivers** good thing my mom wasn't at home

    • @pytbt
      @pytbt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I have to wear my headphones, when I watch Shane. You never know what to expect. But @Shane is by far, my favorite TH-camr

    • @Celenite384
      @Celenite384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MarieGamerGirl 😂😭😂

    • @b0nl3ssss54
      @b0nl3ssss54 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MarieGamerGirl Sameee

    • @cheezwhiz7271
      @cheezwhiz7271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MarieGamerGirl I made those before the video came out

  • @beccajones4720
    @beccajones4720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    Who else is here in 2019 because you miss seeing Shane every day?

  • @juliastaat
    @juliastaat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    I was having an anxiety attack, but I started a Shane binge, and now I feel better. No joke. TH-cam is truly my therapy. ♥

    • @juliastaat
      @juliastaat 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally Anonymous g

    • @Cherrim00n
      @Cherrim00n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SAME FAM!!

    • @scruffle2308
      @scruffle2308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same I get panic attacks when I’m not with shane

    • @mirandahood2944
      @mirandahood2944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Julia Pancake this is what I'm doing rn

    • @twentydungonepilots7519
      @twentydungonepilots7519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I've had a breakdown last night and did the same, I literally calmed down and fell alseep watching him

  • @awesomeboss7232
    @awesomeboss7232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    you know you've been eating too many Doritos when your fingers are permanently dyed orange.

    • @oliviahine8768
      @oliviahine8768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Awesome Boss there was a kid at my school who ate so many hot Cheetos every day his fingers were stained red😂

    • @itsnotdelaine
      @itsnotdelaine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The saddest part is when the red or orange powder gets stuck inside your nails and your fingers look like you just murder the tiger on the bag 🍟🍟🍟🍟😖😖

    • @typicalblondegirl3663
      @typicalblondegirl3663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg I literally died

    • @shsl_empath5437
      @shsl_empath5437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Awesome Boss Wait...... So Donald Trump eats Doritos all the time and just misses his mouth every single time???? (Just kidding no hate please)

    • @hentaibodypillow250
      @hentaibodypillow250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Typical Blonde Girl figuratively*

  • @nicholenina7768
    @nicholenina7768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    shane is like that one cousin that's always eating and you find a hole bunch of candy under his pillows

    • @scfk428
      @scfk428 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i am that cousin hahaha

    • @nicholenina7768
      @nicholenina7768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      selene campos lol

    • @nemesisclan7164
      @nemesisclan7164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nichole Nina fucking me xD

    • @lilydow1095
      @lilydow1095 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nichole Nina no more like the uncle that u haven't seen in 2 years and you see him at a family reunion and brought a ton of food and says "who wants some?" And everyone runs for food but then he just gives us a ton of fireball and we get drunk and everyone runs around the backyard and throws up in the sad old shed. And he eats while everyone runs around and throws up and says "who is the best uncle? Not me your mom's brother!" More like that person and brings 2 gallons of fireball for him self

    • @nicholenina7768
      @nicholenina7768 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lily Dow that is true

  • @greyvale7634
    @greyvale7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Shane was my childhood. These kind of videos got me through the tough times- I wish with all my heart that this content would come back... I want the drama to go away... be this guy that makes me laugh again ❤️

  • @panah2892
    @panah2892 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    *Shane definitely has the most fun making these food videos, because he gets to eat them all after* 😂😂

    • @classa5942
      @classa5942 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reza Tube definitely

    • @twentynedawsn4785
      @twentynedawsn4785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Reza Tube no he said he just puts them away until they get old and sometimes he spits the food out after he takes the bite

    • @theginjaninja5280
      @theginjaninja5280 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Reza Tube he has a spit bucket. that's why he talks with his mouth full then jumpcuts to an empty mouth. he has body dysmorphia, no way in hell he eats it.

    • @sea6487
      @sea6487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Reza Tube he does not eat them :/

    • @theforgottendinosaur
      @theforgottendinosaur 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      he has one bite then throws it in the trash lmfao if he actually ate everything he'd be 600lbs with horrid health problems

  • @emma.stallings
    @emma.stallings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1949

    Shanes stripper name would be ranch fountain:
    Thick, gooey and everybody loves him

    • @heidifitchett3038
      @heidifitchett3038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Emma Stallings dead omg

    • @isilva0013
      @isilva0013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Emma Stallings that. name. is. sooooo. perfect. 😂🙏🙏🙏

    • @XeneonAndStuff
      @XeneonAndStuff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Emma Stallings also very pale xdd

    • @caseyelizabeth3298
      @caseyelizabeth3298 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      omg YES QUEEN

    • @Ari-oj5sk
      @Ari-oj5sk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emma Stallings omg yaaaaaaaaas

  • @alexxcain11812
    @alexxcain11812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Honestly I need a set of shane emojis....Because the normal emojis just arent enough to explain my emotions 😂

    • @arp8518
      @arp8518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chemical Smile hahha omgg yesss

    • @dakotamilford7835
      @dakotamilford7835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chemical Smile YESS GIRL!!

    • @alexxcain11812
      @alexxcain11812 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dakota Milford yA FEEL ME

    • @alexxcain11812
      @alexxcain11812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dakota Milford Like those noises and faces Shane makes..Are me as fuck 😂😂

    • @dakotamilford7835
      @dakotamilford7835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chemical Smile iv been watching Shane sence before Shanaynay

  • @alondra7539
    @alondra7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    i miss this shane

  • @thiswasamistake4671
    @thiswasamistake4671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I love when he screams something and then does his laugh 😂😂
    5:07

  • @mariaelenikarra1228
    @mariaelenikarra1228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Did I just see Shane throwing away pizza crust? Even if you have a whole pizza, you can't throw away the CRUST!!!! DISAPPOINTED 😂😂

    • @elizabethpittillo3259
      @elizabethpittillo3259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Marlena Karra RIGHT! I love pizza hut just because of the crust

    • @cph_38
      @cph_38 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Marlena Karra especially the stuffed crust

    • @purplequeenp8581
      @purplequeenp8581 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Marlena Karra I hate crust but not stuffed crust.

    • @laine8429
      @laine8429 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marlena Karra my sister hates crust I see the crust and I'm like lemme have it

    • @Val-ri7fd
      @Val-ri7fd 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      saaaamee

  • @artiejj
    @artiejj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2049

    When your whole channel turns into the food porn network.

  • @britishyaoyao512
    @britishyaoyao512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Silenced by food"-Shane 2018
    Best quote of that year

  • @charbound
    @charbound 7 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    sometimes i dont want to watch shanes food videos because i get jealous of how good the food looks

  • @randomlycreative7194
    @randomlycreative7194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    *has headphones up too loud* Shane: *screams* HEY WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS?! R.I.P. ears

    • @mackenzieherrell8756
      @mackenzieherrell8756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me everytime

    • @SophieGordon
      @SophieGordon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack Septiceye who?

    • @babyseal4462
      @babyseal4462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it's even worse when he starts screaming after each bite 😂

    • @alorareality
      @alorareality 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Random Creativity wow did you draw a hat wolf?! Awesome!!!

    • @randomlycreative7194
      @randomlycreative7194 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was an fursona of mine.

  • @nickkstd
    @nickkstd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1720

    I wonder how shane has so much self control...Knowing me I would have gotten to 600 pounds...

    • @alhu6543
      @alhu6543 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nick K. Same omg

    • @lacylee5426
      @lacylee5426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nick K. he probably goes to some kind of food addiction therapy. I know u would be!!!

    • @sandraiskandarian8426
      @sandraiskandarian8426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Nick K. he works out a lot and I don't think he finishes all the food

    • @J4mieJ4cobs
      @J4mieJ4cobs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      i think i've heard that he doesn't swallow the food, he spits it out. i'm not sure if it is true, but i think it is because if you watch when he bites the food it always cuts and the food is gone, it never shows him swallow

    • @tianamendez7484
      @tianamendez7484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nick K. he was morbidly obese he knows better now

  • @jazz6704
    @jazz6704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Who is here becuse Shane has not posted since all da stuff that happened

    • @carriganmitchell8195
      @carriganmitchell8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lmao im here bc he cant get money from me watching videos I just like these old ones

    • @jazz6704
      @jazz6704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Bogdan Zhuchenko in the past if you are a real fan you whoud understand

    • @jjunicorn5341
      @jjunicorn5341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I miss the old Shane. Why did he have to be friends with jeffery . Why Shane why 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @renwinchester4465
      @renwinchester4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me. I miss Shane and these are my favorite videos of his

    • @jazz6704
      @jazz6704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jjunicorn5341 yeah😭
      I like jeffrees videos but he is a bad person

  • @izzybrown2811
    @izzybrown2811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    We need more people in the world like Shane

    • @juicytendercheerios4005
      @juicytendercheerios4005 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no the world is alreadt fucked up.no.

    • @cronosan4047
      @cronosan4047 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JuicyTenderCheerios 400 OH U MEan like u ur fucked up

    • @bghkjm8254
      @bghkjm8254 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      izzy brown I agree with you its like he is the last of his kind

    • @victoriavanasse3082
      @victoriavanasse3082 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha I agree

    • @bellasvlogs1367
      @bellasvlogs1367 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amal Irfan Saleem not really he has the subscribers 😆🗑🗑🗑

  • @sofiamenezes757
    @sofiamenezes757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Shane: why is this good?
    Becuase, shane, it’s FOOD

  • @rogerharo864
    @rogerharo864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    I love how I can never watch Shane's videos without eating something myself 😂😂😂

    • @kylieb803
      @kylieb803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Roger Haro IK

    • @drakesboyfriend
      @drakesboyfriend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too, always wait till breakfast lunch or dinner. :)

    • @najwakaram1000
      @najwakaram1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sara you don't understand you always have to eat to watch Shane videos his entertainment it's like watching a movie and eating popcorn

    • @beaversfan8116
      @beaversfan8116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roger Haro SAME

    • @khloud9751
      @khloud9751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Royal KittenCat omg me 2 😂😂😂

  • @tayl0rs_v3rs1on
    @tayl0rs_v3rs1on 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    *some people wake up and say “I want to be successful” when I wake up I say*
    *I WANT FOOD*

  • @eileencollins2014
    @eileencollins2014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    if pizza Hut and taco bell had a baby it would be pizza bell or taco hut

    • @Sabs_222
      @Sabs_222 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      eileen collins I like pizza bell. :)

    • @LaHorchatera
      @LaHorchatera 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Allan Berrios Same! I may know of three or so, but I live in LA.

    • @cadencereese30
      @cadencereese30 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pizza Bell... I would f*cking die for that sh*t.

    • @asterisk8378
      @asterisk8378 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      taco but

    • @matthewmarsh6061
      @matthewmarsh6061 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i would say.... Hut Bell

  • @izayaorihara7415
    @izayaorihara7415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I love how Shane just grabs a fistful of pasta.

  • @emilyguz6068
    @emilyguz6068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    I never really understood how sad I was till I realized I stayed up all night watching Shane eat food

    • @SvanVosianMusic
      @SvanVosianMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Emily Guz MEEEEEE

    • @ErikaIdgaf182
      @ErikaIdgaf182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me asf @ 4am

    • @angiiproductions8228
      @angiiproductions8228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me right now
      It's like four thirty AM

    • @kimber5074
      @kimber5074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're fine. You might be a little off if you didn't enjoy staying up all night watching Shane eat food and well, to be fair, there sure are a lot sadder things you could be doing.

    • @dakotamay7289
      @dakotamay7289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me to

  • @Marveltvdufanatic
    @Marveltvdufanatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Who’s here in 2020 because Shane hasn’t posted since he made his makeup pallet 😀😀
    (Edit: I’ve never gotten this many likes and comments before omg 😁😁

    • @skyrush4764
      @skyrush4764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes shane needs to post more vids

    • @funnydylan9834
      @funnydylan9834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes I agree 😉👍🏻
      He needs more vids

    • @knowlesism
      @knowlesism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's working on a movie!!!!

    • @knowlesism
      @knowlesism 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roach8441 OMG I FORGOT TO PUT THE HORROR LMAO SRYYY

    • @knowlesism
      @knowlesism 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roach8441 Omfg SHANE IS POSTING A NEW VID THIS WEEK ON HIS SECOND CHANNEL!!!!

  • @brittanylawrence5405
    @brittanylawrence5405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    ASMR Shane is everything I never knew I wanted

  • @thiswasamistake4671
    @thiswasamistake4671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    “Which is every relationship I’ve ever been in.”
    *shows two relationships*
    Like.... me 😂😂❤️😍🤞🏻

    • @princesscaty6251
      @princesscaty6251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ThisWasAMistake ! Not me, only because I haven't been in any relationships. Ever. And nobody I've ever liked has ever liked me back.
      ; - ;

    • @hopenahl5083
      @hopenahl5083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see that Gibi profile picture tho

    • @terrasturko6397
      @terrasturko6397 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      P

  • @bethalicia5457
    @bethalicia5457 7 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    R.I.P everyone else who didn't unplug their headphones in time because I feel your struggle

    • @raeallison7851
      @raeallison7851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BethAlicia thanks you saved me 😂😂😂

    • @avis9869
      @avis9869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BethAlicia u need to give me a time

    • @kharysjones3183
      @kharysjones3183 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes I didn't think he was gonna scream that

    • @GorthSOW
      @GorthSOW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BethAlicia i had my stealth 400 headset on full volume

    • @bethalicia5457
      @bethalicia5457 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GamingRepLayZ 😂

  • @cherlynnava2980
    @cherlynnava2980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    When you’re watching Shane during quarantine cause everything got overrated and the last thing you wanna do rn is watch Shane before the apocalypse starts

  • @mariyadomina460
    @mariyadomina460 7 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    *hungry so watches Shane eat food*

    • @JordanTheTherian
      @JordanTheTherian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anastasia idk RELATABLE

    • @Destiliciousc
      @Destiliciousc 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      anastasia idk I'm so hungry 😂😂😂 I haven't eaten all day.... Fuck 😂😂😂

    • @azizaporter9171
      @azizaporter9171 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      anastasia idk HOW DID YOU KNOW

    • @averieghevans5911
      @averieghevans5911 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      anastasia idk omg yes! I do this all the time

  • @ixcheltlopez9043
    @ixcheltlopez9043 7 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Does anybody else wonder if he eats all the food after the video or he throws it out cuz his highscool memories are too haunting ??

    • @LoonyHalfBlood
      @LoonyHalfBlood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I always imagined he saves it and let's his friends and Ryland eat most of it (if it's any good afterwards)

    • @thereareonly2genders111
      @thereareonly2genders111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he throws it away lol he’s said it before in a video i just forget what vid tho

    • @geraldswaddles4564
      @geraldswaddles4564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know he sometimes gives it to his mom

    • @cyrabetts2686
      @cyrabetts2686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ixchelt lopez
      he eats it... its Shane

    • @devshort2778
      @devshort2778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes lol

  • @BenBluee
    @BenBluee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1674

    I honestly didn't download best fiends until Shane got sponsored because I knew how excited he is about it hahahahahha 💙💙💙

    • @BenBluee
      @BenBluee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I love this video ps. I'm very hungry now

    • @karkatv1004
      @karkatv1004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ben Blue this is the best comment

    • @mathumithaajayaprakash9721
      @mathumithaajayaprakash9721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ben Blue aww that's sweet

    • @user-fg8zo4jq5p
      @user-fg8zo4jq5p 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's just acting because he was sponsored

    • @jessicagarcia1500
      @jessicagarcia1500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ben Blue I got it his first time getting #sponse

  • @brittneychapman3165
    @brittneychapman3165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    People make mistakes time and time again 🙄 I love Shane forever

    • @jenaluneweightman7280
      @jenaluneweightman7280 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @expandedmars6278 they stated a fact, and then an opinion, wdym theyre wrong?

  • @T4mariFaN
    @T4mariFaN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I have a nasty brain tumor that makes everything painful...for whatever reason I am able to smile and laugh when watching you though,so thank you so much for your humor and time sharing your life❤️❤️❤️

    • @bleachnt8086
      @bleachnt8086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I hope your condition gets better

    • @Ashley-gm6qf
      @Ashley-gm6qf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SHUT THE F UP FAKER

    • @Ashley-gm6qf
      @Ashley-gm6qf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ivy Sakamaki she shouldn't be saying on TH-cam she is doing this to get subscribers she can tell her friends no on cares about her lies

    • @bleachnt8086
      @bleachnt8086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ashley 1234 First of all, she *never* asked for subscribers, so I’d recommend that you leave her alone about that. And second, if you’re saying that her friends wouldn’t care, then why are you taking the time to hate on this comment? If her friends don’t care, then why should you? And finally, what if this was actually true? That would mean that you were hating on someone who had a FUCKING BRAIN TUMOR. All she was doing was saying that Shane made her smile, yet you go and claim that she’s lying.

    • @T4mariFaN
      @T4mariFaN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ashley 1234 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm a fat white mama in pain from pineocytoma (Google it hunny)and i had an emotional day ,Shane's vlog made better but you dear are CLEARLY an angry person with no direction,I've seen your comments online and you just bite strangers and run , coward and obviously got something going on to decide"oh she said she feels better she's a faker " 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 God bless you and your journey in figuring out what matters in life.cuz what you're doing here isn't it! My heart is sad for you.💔

  • @cindycasias798
    @cindycasias798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I like when he says, "I'm just going to drizzle some ranch", then he pours the whole thing.

  • @emmieblack8981
    @emmieblack8981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I love how he just assumes we're watching this at home alone, cuz i know I am

  • @cyraxsucksroosters9922
    @cyraxsucksroosters9922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I love how he just used his hands for the pasta... literally my Tuesday night lol

    • @imdesperate0236
      @imdesperate0236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @melaniealvarez6912
      @melaniealvarez6912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sarah Della umm Monday is Shane day Tuesday is Dolan tuesday😂😂😂

  • @ranaconrama3114
    @ranaconrama3114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Everyone is talking bout that app but I am only downloading it because I want Shane to have nice things 😂

  • @LijGilmourHello
    @LijGilmourHello 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    I'm a simple human, i see Shane with a pizza in his mouth, I click.

  • @ilizhof
    @ilizhof 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    When he aggressively tapped on the pizza box 😂😂😂

    • @helloimro
      @helloimro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liz Hoffman HES the almighty LORD of ASMR

  • @andreastorm9614
    @andreastorm9614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Omg I need merch from you saying "we'll work on the name" so that I can wear it when I'm pregnant 😂😂

  • @CalliesWeirdLife
    @CalliesWeirdLife 7 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I just want to let everyone know I really love drunk snapchat Shane

    • @bethy5510
      @bethy5510 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CalliesWeirdLife SAME

    • @pashmak3733
      @pashmak3733 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CalliesWeirdLife FUCKING SAME

    • @lpscococharm6451
      @lpscococharm6451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same it's funny as fuck

    • @ivana9133
      @ivana9133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CalliesWeirdLife SAAAMEEE

    • @maddiej3040
      @maddiej3040 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CalliesWeirdLife same

  • @SeanOHalleran
    @SeanOHalleran 7 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Drinking game: Every time Shane says OMG take a shot

    • @SeanOHalleran
      @SeanOHalleran 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Then go to the hospital right away 😅

    • @sariica
      @sariica 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sean O'Halleran No no drink every time Shane says BITCH

    • @jaydeirvin5763
      @jaydeirvin5763 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sean O'Halleran I'm drunk already

    • @SeanOHalleran
      @SeanOHalleran 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Queen Food Uh oh...

    • @gintarebaskeviciute5672
      @gintarebaskeviciute5672 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sean O'Halleran more like... take a shot after every time he moans

  • @HeyItsCharlie
    @HeyItsCharlie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    10:52 why did you perfectly describe my uncle ...

  • @01Shalon
    @01Shalon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Lol Shane is literally creating every stoners midnight snack. You’d think Shane just got high and made this video but nope it’s just Shane and that’s why I love him!!!

  • @mckenzieluna4267
    @mckenzieluna4267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I like he said which is every relationship i have ever been in...shows 2 pictures hahah...love you shane❤😂

    • @CC-lm1tw
      @CC-lm1tw 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mckenzie Luna he was with another girl too. Forgot her name

    • @MeeMeeMooMoo
      @MeeMeeMooMoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cameron Elizabeth her name was Nadine. He doesn't want to publicize her though lol so he just put the two pictures up that he was allowed to.

    • @zoerepman4957
      @zoerepman4957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mckenzie Luna i know right...

    • @zoerepman4957
      @zoerepman4957 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cameron Elizabeth ya...

  • @d.bcooper7924
    @d.bcooper7924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Shane: hi, I’m Ranch fountain.
    Ru Paul: who! The creaminess of it all.

  • @literallyvia7371
    @literallyvia7371 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The *CREAMINESS* of it all!

    • @lusaminehq
      @lusaminehq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Galaxy Girl I saw you on his videos ages ago

    • @kaityneault5864
      @kaityneault5864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2017 was so pigmented

  • @miraclemassacre
    @miraclemassacre ปีที่แล้ว +9

    feel bad about watching him but he was my childhood

    • @honeysunday
      @honeysunday 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same

  • @irlandatradley6779
    @irlandatradley6779 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love how excited he gets with these kind of videos

  • @denisavoicu9876
    @denisavoicu9876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Even though i am having the worst birthday ever, shane succeded in making me laugh.
    Love ya, queen❤️

    • @rea9295
      @rea9295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Aw that sucks dude, what happened?:( Happy birthday though.

    • @url_-_o
      @url_-_o 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    • @JaySwaeYT
      @JaySwaeYT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Denkster 0804 HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN (hope the queen part makes you slay ya day)

    • @Sacarath
      @Sacarath 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Denkster 0804 happy birthday

    • @veronicasexton8190
      @veronicasexton8190 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      happy birthday party queen!!!

  • @vaughnmcneil4559
    @vaughnmcneil4559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I gain 300 pounds just looking at the thumbnails

  • @hallejackson7755
    @hallejackson7755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    who’s here in 2020 because youtube keeps recommending his old videos. he’s come so far i’m so proud of him 💖💖

  • @okok-vt6ji
    @okok-vt6ji 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    the only TH-camr that I hadn't skipped through the sponsorship

  • @pbjellymonkey2652
    @pbjellymonkey2652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    'just like every relationship ive ever been'
    shows two pictures

  • @christianlynch5507
    @christianlynch5507 7 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    When Shane yelled 'bitch, fuck me up', he sounded like a rooster.

    • @kendrab.5689
      @kendrab.5689 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *-Sylvie S-* At 5:06

    • @makayla7958
      @makayla7958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mississippi_Man1 I'm crying 😂😂

    • @jordanw5322
      @jordanw5322 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mississippi_Man1 he really did sound like a rooster😂 🐔

    • @quirkieone3731
      @quirkieone3731 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mississippi_Man1 BITCH THE ROOSTER IS THE HOUSE FUCK ME UP *clicks tongue really loud*

    • @lynnvanhorik176
      @lynnvanhorik176 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mississippi_Man1 😂

  • @aiyannacurry3324
    @aiyannacurry3324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    How can anyone not love
    shane😭😭❤❤❤

  • @vonvonnie1785
    @vonvonnie1785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "BITCH FUCK ME UP"
    shane 2017

    • @Maxisnotamazing
      @Maxisnotamazing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jhavonte Falkner don't you mean what he says every single year

    • @saraxtaylorr
      @saraxtaylorr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jhavonte Falkner senior quote be like....

    • @alondra2795
      @alondra2795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jhavonte Falkner put this on his grave

    • @hellohades5224
      @hellohades5224 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why's it gotta be 2017

    • @connorcaitlyn9652
      @connorcaitlyn9652 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly

  • @umalindstrom1022
    @umalindstrom1022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    When he changes his shirt and his thumbnail bc he was sponsored lmao

  • @tamzin1215
    @tamzin1215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i miss this shane lmao

  • @aubmar222
    @aubmar222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Its 1 am, i have to go to work at 6 am, im binge eating watching shane. :)

    • @devynnchristine7488
      @devynnchristine7488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      aubrey baker i’m binge watching shane with a bag of jolly ranchers at 2:30 am a whole 2 years later 😂😌

  • @sarcastictrash16
    @sarcastictrash16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Even when dad screams at us, even when mom cries, even when baby brother just goes and dies. shane is here and he makes me happy, And that is all that matters to me Because when I'm watching Shane it's the happiest I can be.

  • @miaschweitzer3549
    @miaschweitzer3549 7 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I like how he says he hates kids, yet like 1 quarter of his fan base are kids 😐😂

  • @flaurprod
    @flaurprod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    who’s here in april 2020 bc quarantine is so boring and youtube is dry rn so you go back to shane’s old videos since he hasn’t posted in abt 4 months 🙋‍♀️

    • @maki6157
      @maki6157 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      me bro

  • @alexagray8722
    @alexagray8722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    i wonder what would come out as blood ,if someone cut shane's head off ..... maple syrup or ranch

  • @basedukhti
    @basedukhti 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    WHY THE HELL IS HE DESTROYING THE FOOD LIKE THAT,DO IT NEATTTTLY!?!?!?!?!?! *CRIES*

    • @basedukhti
      @basedukhti 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pizzahut is good in america? THA FAAAAH?

    • @noelnguyen7819
      @noelnguyen7819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lia Mendes I personally like papa johns or dominos more

    • @basedukhti
      @basedukhti 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lynx yes dominos and in Australia we have this gourmet place called crust that makes the best pizzas ever!!

    • @Heather_ash.03
      @Heather_ash.03 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Welcome you must be new :)

    • @uglyrat4424
      @uglyrat4424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lia Mendes It's Shane, what do you expect 😂

  • @annaa.7598
    @annaa.7598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3117

    Top five ways Shane Dawson could die
    1) Cheeto
    2) Diabetes
    3) government
    4) Aliens
    5)Taco Bell employees
    Edit: Oml, wtaf, how did I get replies and likes on this 0.0

  • @crazycurls1877
    @crazycurls1877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    UNCLE JIM. I NEVER KNEW.
    I'm dying of laughter

  • @Kris-lq3qn
    @Kris-lq3qn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Hey, i heard you're on a diet
    Me:umm yeah
    Me:i went to the gym today!
    Person:wow! Nice,keep it up
    Me when i get home 0:00-15:33

  • @andystarling7013
    @andystarling7013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Shane “ every relationship I’ve ever been in” shows two photos...

  • @alyssaclay8589
    @alyssaclay8589 7 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    When I watch Shane videos I have to wear headphones or else my mom will think I'm watching porn. One time that actually happened

  • @abby7225
    @abby7225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Oh my god this gave me diabetes just watching it lol I LOVED IT
    shane you bring me joy all the time never stop my man

  • @meggis1624
    @meggis1624 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    the way he says markiplier is so cute but has me dead😂

  • @happydxlan1509
    @happydxlan1509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    I'm so hungry now

    • @Staceyrqh
      @Staceyrqh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      happy dolan ayyyy Dolan Squaa

    • @happydxlan1509
      @happydxlan1509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Barely Stacey AYYYYY

    • @dolanftluv6750
      @dolanftluv6750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      happy dolan same.

    • @clover2883
      @clover2883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      happy dolan im not hungry anymore lol 😂 ( *not being mean* )

    • @happydxlan1509
      @happydxlan1509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      powercat 062205 ha😂😂

  • @yeright3044
    @yeright3044 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I love that you call your food she/her 😂😂😂😂

    • @jasminesimon7526
      @jasminesimon7526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      shane: im going to open her up *moan OMG FUCK ME UP
      😂😂

    • @gracelove4810
      @gracelove4810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jazzie jazz jazz moan*

  • @francescap2478
    @francescap2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Miss you Shane

  • @IWIWAD21
    @IWIWAD21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Dear Best Fiends,
    I would download anything for Shane!!!
    My friends would download anything for Shane
    Please keep sponsoring him!!!
    Yours truly,
    Alexandra!!! 😘❤️️❤️️❤️️

  • @meilimaria2009
    @meilimaria2009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    When you're watching Shane and eating cereal and all the milk just falls out of your mouth because of all of the laughing you're doing .

    • @dawson588
      @dawson588 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hannah Lenhoff I was watching a Shane video and drinking Coke and I spit all of the Coke all over my couch and my clothes and I sat there looking sad, but laughing like a crazy person

    • @theyloveroze
      @theyloveroze 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hannah Lenhoff sorry it came out my nose

  • @ADamnNerd
    @ADamnNerd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Anyone else wish they could start a brand so that they could Sponsor every video he makes? *Cause he deserves that!*

  • @lwiksnnam3017
    @lwiksnnam3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    If a crunch wrap is unwrapped, is it still a crunch wrap or just crunch

    • @jamievee8375
      @jamievee8375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      leya chang That’s like asking if a corndog requires a stick to be a corndog XD

    • @jadebaker2770
      @jadebaker2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jamie Vee no because the stick isn’t in the name. 🙄

    • @assskiii5420
      @assskiii5420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Crunch unwrapped

    • @jaelynnhernandez6515
      @jaelynnhernandez6515 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This hurts my brain

  • @TobinMUA
    @TobinMUA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    just thinking about how best fiends had to approve of this video 😂😂

    • @catherineostmann8055
      @catherineostmann8055 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Tobin MUA Taco Bell needs to sponsor him lol

    • @beakatriu1557
      @beakatriu1557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Catherine Ostmann they already did, well he made a commercial for them

    • @nizdotwenty5781
      @nizdotwenty5781 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tobin MUA you gay

    • @munequitafp
      @munequitafp 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Catherine Ostmann and Pizza Hut 😋

    • @TobinMUA
      @TobinMUA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nizdo Twenty yes I am

  • @jessiel2869
    @jessiel2869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    My headphones literally popped out of my ears when u yelled "BITCH FUCK ME UP" I'm not joking

    • @SummerStorm
      @SummerStorm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @jenyahcandy1330
      @jenyahcandy1330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jessie Lopez ikr

    • @zuesy_500
      @zuesy_500 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jessie Lopez oh..... You too?

  • @rossguy574
    @rossguy574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "I walk in and I'm like HABLALBAHABALABAHABABAHLAH."
    -Shane Dawson 2k17

  • @charlotteayling3184
    @charlotteayling3184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love you Shane.... hang in there your true fans will always be here for you and have your back xx

    • @rocky625
      @rocky625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hmm well charlotte. you’re white you cant forgive him for being racist.

    • @ryeregular
      @ryeregular 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rocky625 fuck you

    • @rocky625
      @rocky625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RyeRegular yo mama. white people can’t forgive somebody for something that doesn’t effect them.

    • @brandoncole5533
      @brandoncole5533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rocky625 she didnt even say she forgave him stfu

    • @elkescott8164
      @elkescott8164 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rocky625 That literally applies to everyone, not just white people. You racist.

  • @ranaconrama3114
    @ranaconrama3114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Shane... I love how u always make my day with your: BITCH FUCK ME UP!!! 😂

  • @ijjjjjennics
    @ijjjjjennics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I want to travel to the USA to try all these omg😍

    • @slendermanisanarwal3850
      @slendermanisanarwal3850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shane himself thinks that HE is going to die from the food he eats. And you think that someone like yourself, who is unexposed to America's insanity when it comes to food it going to make it past a day here? You gotta train for this shit Queen. (coming from a fast-food hardened American)

    • @hippieasmr
      @hippieasmr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SlendermanIsANarwal ! "you gotta train for this shit queen" this is the most accurate thing I have ever heard about america's fast food omfg I'm convinced if you come to this country unprepared and have like a giant bacon triple burger with a large fry you will literally die on the spot lmao you have to go through #intense #american #fast #food #training to eat our meals lmao you need to reach our LEVEL

    • @kimjeon9000
      @kimjeon9000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SlendermanIsANarwal ! y'all acting like europe is healthy

    • @Sasha-up9er
      @Sasha-up9er 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Beka Füredi travel to the usa to eat Mac and cheese with chicken from Noodles and Company... i moved away and i miss it so much

    • @trianasnyder9107
      @trianasnyder9107 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sasha W
      lno

  • @catygrey838
    @catygrey838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Still waiting for the "Shane" on the menu

  • @megpearson4323
    @megpearson4323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    so blessed that i could witness this generation of youtube. forever love you shane 💕

  • @annasinclair1528
    @annasinclair1528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    His little smile after he says his drag name would be ranch fountain is so cute!!!

    • @shuddup3618
      @shuddup3618 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anna Sinclair iKR

  • @youtubetimestamps5915
    @youtubetimestamps5915 7 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    My Dad Walked In My Room And Said "Who Is Shawn Dawson?" I'm Like "Shane Dawson"
    Dad: "Cool should I look him up?"
    Me: *Panics*
    Me: No, I don't really watch him
    Dad: *Gives me that look*

    • @nobodyknows8709
      @nobodyknows8709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH-cam TimeStamps IM ACTUALLY CHOCKING💀💀

    • @tessa3379
      @tessa3379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mom tried to look up my TH-cam name and I said no I'm not going to tell you my TH-cam name and she said if you don't tell me right now I'll turn off the Wi-Fi for two days and I was like" MY NAME IS BLOORAZBURRY LOL!!!"

    • @kae1050
      @kae1050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Katelynn Alonso "chocking"

    • @nobodyknows8709
      @nobodyknows8709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kaelyn Elizabeth i put that

    • @kae1050
      @kae1050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Katelynn Alonso that was the point girly

  • @deerxsso6687
    @deerxsso6687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    who else thought he was sponsored by a food place 😂

    • @marvelislife8418
      @marvelislife8418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      deerxsso yep even thou I’ve watched this 4 times this year

    • @meghanwalsh8255
      @meghanwalsh8255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me nigga

  • @Mister_Duck.
    @Mister_Duck. ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My mom: " What is that sound? Are you watching porn?!"
    Me: " No mom im watching Shane Dawson eat"
    I love my yearly Shane-a-thons

  • @tortus7249
    @tortus7249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I LOVE that he didn’t use ANY utensils😂😂😂🤣😎