Taking a Citizenship Test to prove I'm not French

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @TakkV2
    @TakkV2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3502

    I wanna thank Luka for 16:02. Especially love it wasn't used anywhere in the rest the video, just bonus content

    • @ODISeth
      @ODISeth หลายเดือนก่อน +262

      I also love that Doug decided to respond at 3:07am

    • @historyman9436
      @historyman9436 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      @@ODISeth luka is probz from europe

    • @PonyoJimon
      @PonyoJimon หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@historyman9436 we need a test for this or something

    • @dougdougsnacks
      @dougdougsnacks หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@historyman9436 according to his Bluesky, yes he is

    • @BobDerFlossmeister
      @BobDerFlossmeister หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      ​@@ODISethisn't luka the polish editor? Poland is GMT+1 and California is GMT-8, so they are 9 hours apart which means Doug answered at 18:00 in his timezone (6pm)

  • @ZOZOYOYO69
    @ZOZOYOYO69 หลายเดือนก่อน +3108

    Hey Doug,
    Today, I went to the local market and bought exactly 15 bell peppers for my goulash. When the cashier asked if I needed anything else, I simply said, "Nothing." That single word shifted everything. His gaze changed immediately, his eyes distant and haunted, his body stiff as stone. His lips barely moved as he muttered, "Double... or nothing."
    "Double?" I asked, utterly confused.
    A comically large coin appeared from nowhere and clattered to the ground. Heads.
    My peppers-my perfect, vibrant bell peppers-had doubled before my very eyes. The cashier, his face now a shade calmer but still unsettlingly solemn, repeated the words: "Double or nothing?"
    I was feeling bold, reckless even. "Double," I said, brimming with misplaced optimism.
    The coin flipped again. Tails.
    My peppers were gone. All of them. Gone.
    Before he could utter the cursed phrase once more, I began pleading. "No, no, wait! I need them. I need them back." Desperation poured from me like sweat.
    The coin flipped. Tails. Again. Flip. Tails. Again. Again. Again. Tails every time.
    Somewhere around the 12th flip, I lost count. My reality started to blur. The peppers no longer mattered-it was about winning. The cashier’s voice had grown darker, heavier, with every "Double or nothing." The market's fluorescent lights flickered, casting shadows that seemed alive. A woman approached the register to buy apples. The cashier turned to her, his voice chillingly polite: "Double or nothing?"
    She froze. Dropped her apples. Turned and ran.
    "Keep going!" I screamed, my voice cracked and unhinged. The coin spun and fell. Tails. Again. My heart sank, but I couldn’t stop. I couldn’t lose what I no longer had.
    We played for days. My bell peppers were long gone, my goulash an impossible dream. The world outside the market seemed to fade away, irrelevant in the shadow of this ritual. I couldn't leave. I couldn't stop. There were no peppers, no goulash, no escape.
    Then, through dry lips, I whispered the forbidden word: "Nothing."
    The cashier froze, his pupils narrowing to pinpricks. "Did you just say nothing?" he hissed. His voice was no longer human-it echoed, reverberated, scraped at the edges of my sanity.
    "Double or nothing?"
    The coin flipped. It never landed. It spins still, endlessly, infinitely, haunting my vision. The peppers. The goulash. The peppers. The goulash. Nothing.
    Double or nothing?
    Double or nothing?
    Double or nothing?
    **Double or nothing?**

    • @mhmpotatoes5373
      @mhmpotatoes5373 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      how did this masterpiece only get 12 likes wtf

    • @juancah0118
      @juancah0118 หลายเดือนก่อน +208

      Absolute cinema 🔥🔥🔥

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka หลายเดือนก่อน +187

      Saturdays, am I right?

    • @doppleganger9602
      @doppleganger9602 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Its so peak

    • @takokat7384
      @takokat7384 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Double.

  • @hallowmusician
    @hallowmusician หลายเดือนก่อน +2630

    i love how pointcrow seemed genuinely pissed at being sanctioned

    • @Cory_
      @Cory_ หลายเดือนก่อน +133

      Most of the time it's bad etiquette to bring up other streamers during your stream because it can mess with them, but when Doug does it everyone just understands and rolls with it. Lol

    • @TeknightJ
      @TeknightJ หลายเดือนก่อน +144

      My guess is, since he was playing ToTK, his mind probably jumped instantly to the sanction he got from Nintendo (you know, that whole fiasco), and then when he realized this was a bit by Doug, he played it off by carrying the energy on. It's also possible I'm just flat out wrong.

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@TeknightJ naw point crow is just like that

    • @TCStink3
      @TCStink3 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ⁠@@TeknightJgiving Pointcrow post traumatic sanction disorder is exactly something Doug would do.

  • @civetmink9060
    @civetmink9060 หลายเดือนก่อน +947

    As a European. I could feel my skin burning as I melted into a puddle of my own lack of freedom whenever I heard the sounds of America

    • @TysALT
      @TysALT หลายเดือนก่อน

      And don’t you forget it 🇺🇸🦅🔫

    • @brandenmclarty2689
      @brandenmclarty2689 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      🦅

    • @fernoagent8581
      @fernoagent8581 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      NO THE EAGLE NOT THE EAGLE

    • @javen9693
      @javen9693 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Good

    • @xbon1
      @xbon1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yea i heard horror stories from europeans and canadians, y'all who want freedom come on down to 'MURICA!

  • @brdman1890
    @brdman1890 หลายเดือนก่อน +8864

    Alright, but hear me out…DOUBLE OR NOTHING!

    • @joeboywho
      @joeboywho หลายเดือนก่อน +361

      Double or nothing the double or nothing spell (that was never even on the wheel)

    • @BigChonky_Kuba
      @BigChonky_Kuba หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nothing 30 seconds back

    • @tetrisnstuff8881
      @tetrisnstuff8881 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

      if the like count of this comment is an odd counter, it's nothing, otherwise, it's doubled

    • @godslayer9000
      @godslayer9000 หลายเดือนก่อน +236

      Noah really did it to himself. Giving the most deranged ability (which was proven to be problematic for the party's survival in a previous episode) to Doug of all people was a recipe for an indoor forest fire

    • @Diglet18
      @Diglet18 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Honestly that video was utterly hilarious

  • @DJ_Khaalis
    @DJ_Khaalis หลายเดือนก่อน +2052

    Fun fact, that famous screech often associated with Bald Eagles is actually the cry of a Red-Tailed Hawk. Bald Eagles sound more like squeaky chirps than a majestic screech.

    • @luckylanno
      @luckylanno หลายเดือนก่อน +229

      COMMIE LIES

    • @SentinalSlice
      @SentinalSlice หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      Fun fact. That’s true

    • @ChicaneryBear
      @ChicaneryBear หลายเดือนก่อน +198

      The red tailed hawk tuah

    • @doge4620
      @doge4620 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I can't believe they tried to turn the screech of a hawk to a sound from an eagle 😭😭

    • @sashi5887
      @sashi5887 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      hawk tuah

  • @00glyB00gly
    @00glyB00gly หลายเดือนก่อน +3795

    And it only took the editors half the year- thank god they didnt miss the residual excitement about america day and end up in the shadow of some other annual event

    • @TallyTheseBalls
      @TallyTheseBalls หลายเดือนก่อน

      They should have just waited until next july 4

    • @CaramelCandyCorn221
      @CaramelCandyCorn221 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I’m dumb. What event?

    • @cowsarecool8621
      @cowsarecool8621 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@CaramelCandyCorn221christmas

    • @AngelaLovesSpamton2
      @AngelaLovesSpamton2 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

      @@CaramelCandyCorn221Christmas I think

    • @edwinhuang9244
      @edwinhuang9244 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      @@AngelaLovesSpamton2 Or maybe Thanksgiving?

  • @daandanx
    @daandanx หลายเดือนก่อน +487

    3:05 "Sanctioned my ass" yes Pointcrow. He indeed sanctioned your most precious source of natural gas

    • @bradley322
      @bradley322 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      This reads like the German villain in every 80s movie, which is extremely American

  • @ultragamer969
    @ultragamer969 หลายเดือนก่อน +3860

    Everyone knows the French are known for two things: being bald and drinking olive oil. You aren’t fooling anyone Doug. You’re French.

    • @gabtp
      @gabtp หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Being French I approve

    • @romnflrs
      @romnflrs หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      Doug also notoriously surrenders

    • @GrippyClips
      @GrippyClips หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      As someone who is American im pretty sure drinking olive oil is more Greek than French

    • @ultragamer969
      @ultragamer969 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      @@GrippyClips That sounds like something a French person would say.

    • @shesFibi
      @shesFibi หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You know you're reading a perfect comment if you're hearing it in the TTS voice

  • @Falcarious
    @Falcarious หลายเดือนก่อน +438

    thank you for sharing the voice message, Luka :)

  • @swellsauceFourNumbers
    @swellsauceFourNumbers หลายเดือนก่อน +1304

    I commented on that magic the Noah vid “can we double or nothing the video pls?”
    And now we have this video. Gambling is awesome.

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender หลายเดือนก่อน

      Omg I knew it looked familiar when I saw the video today!!

    • @broodlingg
      @broodlingg หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      bro since when was magic the noah this popular???? I feel like it was only yesterday I was in his youtube stream begging for him to run ads and telling him to remove his door with like 80 or so other people.

    • @bquad2
      @bquad2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@broodlingg He's gotten more popular over time with his gameshows

    • @Albatros-v6b
      @Albatros-v6b หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@broodlingghe started including bigger and bigger youtubers
      He is also a genius and is very funny

  • @scattscoot1013
    @scattscoot1013 หลายเดือนก่อน +199

    The best opening to anything ever
    Also “who’s Canada, is that a type of Budweiser?” Is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @peter30524
    @peter30524 หลายเดือนก่อน +914

    I love how the editor thought america was the 4th of july 0:16 when its clearly the 7th December

    • @enclavesoldier770
      @enclavesoldier770 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      remember december 7th

    • @Remystified
      @Remystified หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      @@enclavesoldier770 never forget

    • @Kalmarstormfeather
      @Kalmarstormfeather หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It was recorded on the 4th of july

    • @gr.4380
      @gr.4380 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @@Kalmarstormfeather it's clearly december 7

    • @TypicalJacky
      @TypicalJacky หลายเดือนก่อน

      stupid.

  • @hughmann8824
    @hughmann8824 หลายเดือนก่อน +244

    16:04 I will say, it is an actual thing that men with bassier voices can usually reach higher than men with higher voices. I learned this during choir; basses can reach higher than tenors, but they feel less comfortable at those higher pitches than the tenors do.

  • @NoticeAssemble
    @NoticeAssemble หลายเดือนก่อน +277

    Oh boy, i love driving my 1954 automobile! I love the sound it makes when I honk
    the sound it makes when i honk: 16:23

    • @kitthekat6844
      @kitthekat6844 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh my god, this is a 1:1 sound recreation of the honk 😂

  • @CaprielleHarmony
    @CaprielleHarmony หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    The recording being sent at 3AM is peak idc if time zones might be different that mental image of them making weird ass bird sounds huddled around one microphone at a fuckass hour of the night is just funny to me

  • @anonymouskowala6389
    @anonymouskowala6389 หลายเดือนก่อน +303

    "Im mostly German" is the most american thing you can say 1:53

    • @hundvd_7
      @hundvd_7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Claiming to be from a different country without ever having stepped foot there or speaking more than 1.5 words should be a requirement for the American citizenship test

    • @Cowboy_McNugget
      @Cowboy_McNugget 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@hundvd_7claiming to be partly from that country because your family 70 generations ago stepped foot there once

  • @ardynizunia9709
    @ardynizunia9709 หลายเดือนก่อน +199

    16:04
    Ok, aside from this segment being hillarious, I can legit do an eagle screech for some reason.
    I do it by sucking air IN while heavily constricting/flexing my throat muscles.
    So basically I am whistling, but not with just mouth, but my entire throat instead I guess?
    That's the best way I can describe it and it makes a horribly painful, giga high pitched screeching noise that sounds deceptively similar to a bird of prey.

    • @natorousab
      @natorousab หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nice

    • @memethornislowkeysad8987
      @memethornislowkeysad8987 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      The mental image (or audio) of that really just sounds like me having an asthma attack. Are asthmatics bald eagles?

    • @toast1890
      @toast1890 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      do you have a video/audio of it? I'm very curious

    • @robertsandlin366
      @robertsandlin366 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      As a reminder, never whistle at night. Both indigenous cultures of "America" and "Africa" say that it attracts dangerous or "evil" spirits. This is because whistles are one of the loudest sounds a homo sapien can create, persumably louder than screaming (Of which screaming can sometimes attract benevolent or helpful spirits sometimes).

    • @Wiseguy909
      @Wiseguy909 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My whistles are absolutely not loud at all. Is it ok to whistle softly at night? ​@@robertsandlin366

  • @mrpillmen2841
    @mrpillmen2841 หลายเดือนก่อน +383

    I FEEL THE AMERICAN SPIRIT COMING INSIDE ME DOUGLAS DOUGLAS DOUGLAS

    • @moarjank
      @moarjank หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      HUH

    • @log6070
      @log6070 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗣🗣🗣

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is every Americans dream, having sex with george washing machine himself.
      I mean that's what I'm assuming's happening in this comment, it just wouldn't make sense otherwise.

  • @carpet420
    @carpet420 หลายเดือนก่อน +619

    0:11 thats a AK47 he is russain

    • @A_Fighter2000
      @A_Fighter2000 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      Commie. I knew it.

    • @Ohokk0
      @Ohokk0 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      russain D:

    • @hohohodrigues
      @hohohodrigues หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Saddam Russain

    • @semihezen9541
      @semihezen9541 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      All guns are American no matter where and how they are conceived

    • @LuckyPhox-j4i
      @LuckyPhox-j4i หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He got that from Heartstone tournament winner

  • @cyrose6324
    @cyrose6324 หลายเดือนก่อน +183

    parkzer doing the eagle sounds like turtle mating noises

    • @tuesdaytrothwell
      @tuesdaytrothwell หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      LMFAO I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

  • @violetshockflare9327
    @violetshockflare9327 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    Everyone mentioning the editors and the double or nothing video, but I'm still laughing at the clip of Doug and Parkzer trying to make eagle sounds awkwardly.

  • @danielchen1047
    @danielchen1047 หลายเดือนก่อน +374

    16:00 Parkzer is a bald eagle confirmed

    • @NaridaX
      @NaridaX หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      A dying bald eagle yeah

    • @BENBOI_1
      @BENBOI_1 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He sounded a lot like my chicken

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@BENBOI_1 dead or alive?

    • @OlyChickenGuy
      @OlyChickenGuy หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@BENBOI_1 I've rescued roosters for almost two decades, and can confirm: Chickens make some REALLY weird noises.

    • @BENBOI_1
      @BENBOI_1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mrfrog0913 very much alive, chickens make weird noises.

  • @ghostderazgriz
    @ghostderazgriz หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Regarding senate term limits, Doug:
    Senator terms are 6 years because the founders believed the Senate (A.K.A house of land and lord) would be less susceptible to short-term political divides, which Congress is more suited to meet representative needs.
    Critics argue that they just wanted a voting block that is harder to dethrone so it would be more difficult to take away slave labor, which was a contentious topic, even back then.
    The reason you get Senate elections in what feels like "random years" is because to prevent the Senate from being stagnant, senator terms are staggered in 1/3rd election blocks every 2 years, so 2/3rds of the Senate is always functioning. This means your senators could either be on separate blocks or the 6 year gap just feels off compared to 4 and 8

  • @RickRaptor105
    @RickRaptor105 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    "Name one promise you make when you become a U.S. citizen"
    "Not kill the president"
    I think we now know why this video is so late

  • @EmperorChicken
    @EmperorChicken หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    I love the little epilogue at the end that explains what happened to all of the characters. Glad they finally killed off the bald guy, but Pointcrow is definitely going to be a twist villain in the sequel, I'm calling it.

    • @TMD2352
      @TMD2352 หลายเดือนก่อน

      battle tendency ahh ending

  • @gammaprysem
    @gammaprysem หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    ironically their awkward noises are closer to a bald eagle call than the redtail hawk call we have been tricked into associating with the bald eagle swooping.

  • @mattiass.6571
    @mattiass.6571 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    3:17 the sincerity in pointcrow's "bitch?" is the funniest thing to me

  • @OopisDoopis
    @OopisDoopis หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    He does NOT have to have his volume so high all the time. Doug is actively going deaf it’s so sad, someday we will have our deaf streamer signing the dangers of having your headphones at 100% while simultaneously playing pentakill at 100% because he can’t hear it anymore. o7

  • @of_being
    @of_being หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    8:31 So what matters is the intent to make your signature and that someone witnessed you doing so. You can scribble anything and it’s a signature because you’re just acknowledging you agree to the payments essentially.

    • @linbojen
      @linbojen หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah it’s basically to protect the business in case you decide to file a dispute/fraud
      Same reason why they will require your pin. The PIN at an atm is there to protect you but when being done for a purchase it’s to protect the business.

    • @KINFIN123
      @KINFIN123 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Actually not even that. Nobody checks snd nobody cares. It’s only done because it makes card users feel safer

  • @tetrisnstuff8881
    @tetrisnstuff8881 หลายเดือนก่อน +779

    i double or nothing his ethnicity

    • @Evil_inc
      @Evil_inc หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Double bald?

    • @ValDmitGolo
      @ValDmitGolo หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @Evil_inc double america'd. he bleeds red, white, & blue and has 50 stars in his bone marrow

    • @BusinessTeapot
      @BusinessTeapot หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ⁠@@ValDmitGolo most american body 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻

    • @The_funny_person
      @The_funny_person หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      .. but then sophist revives the electricity’s skeleton

    • @bIoodhaiI
      @bIoodhaiI หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      and give it to the next person

  • @mr.duck1246
    @mr.duck1246 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    16:18 so parkzer casually turns into a ghast

  • @coconut_thegriffinowl4825
    @coconut_thegriffinowl4825 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    The fact that he uploaded this on the day pearl harbour was attacked is wild

  • @JimFourOneTwoThree
    @JimFourOneTwoThree หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    That fact that the headband is “specialized for bald men” is the cherry on top

  • @CatiosPizza
    @CatiosPizza หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    35:46 when he said austria hungary. A little bit of me died inside.

  • @OwenButler-r3j
    @OwenButler-r3j หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Perfect video to release on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor

  • @laraschroeder5195
    @laraschroeder5195 หลายเดือนก่อน +354

    Your headband is literally the Dutch flag. 🇳🇱

    • @Supper_Duper
      @Supper_Duper หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      The Dutch stole those flag colors from us

    • @squalamander
      @squalamander หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      THAT'S THE LONG AMERICA FLAG TO YOU

    • @aaronshi1028
      @aaronshi1028 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      It’s the Luxembourg flag 🇱🇺

    • @Kasanichi9
      @Kasanichi9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      NAH ITS AMERICAN 🗣🗣

    • @lindseytaylor3793
      @lindseytaylor3793 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @Toe_Juicer I can't believe that Dutch Van Der Linde, the primary antagonist of the critically acclaimed video game red dead redemption and red dead redemption 2, would do this

  • @mathiassvendsen9788
    @mathiassvendsen9788 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    28:37 That digusting Pinko Ludwig really said: *OUR* idea

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Nice one, senator McCarthy! 😂

  • @BigBrezzy
    @BigBrezzy หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    38:04 They didn't let him into Poland after what he said about Maria Skłodowska-Curie

  • @ColdGecko-jn7sg
    @ColdGecko-jn7sg หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    6:39 Pov your stuck in a beehive with a bald american

  • @cultofthebloodgod429
    @cultofthebloodgod429 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    12:37 the 25th amendment allows the vice president to take over after the removal of the main one

  • @spades0fclubs
    @spades0fclubs หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    In true dougdoug fashion the actual stream idea starts at 10:17 after several hours of in-stream time and various semi-related tangants that need to be included for context for a random sfx

  • @knight764
    @knight764 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    16:00 ignore the fact Doug responded 6 hours later at 3 am

    • @vsptylore3639
      @vsptylore3639 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Like a true American

  • @Funnyboned
    @Funnyboned หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    wow doug (may He vanquish his enemies with strength and glory) has more hair than tomorrow

    • @SomeVRKid
      @SomeVRKid หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh wait he has hair? I can't see it. Perhaps 480p isn't enough to make it out

  • @joeboywho
    @joeboywho หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    Sorry, 4th of July? It's the 7th of December, Doug! Oh, brother...

    • @danicruz9354
      @danicruz9354 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      15:19 I think Doug can time travel

    • @mad_elf
      @mad_elf หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Better to wait so that the people who were in stream will be more likely to rewatch.

    • @kaiotrem358
      @kaiotrem358 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      If you look at the computer time it shows 7/4/2024

    • @poudink5791
      @poudink5791 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@kaiotrem358 Ah, so the 7th of April. Gotcha.

    • @joeboywho
      @joeboywho หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kaiotrem358 I know, I watched this live, it's just very funny seeing Doug's videos getting further and further from his streams

  • @jaredg.27
    @jaredg.27 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I straight up had red white and blue laughing freedom tears when "eagle sounds from doug and parkzer" dropped. lol

  • @TheBoss0873
    @TheBoss0873 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    13:33 "French flag headband - specialized for bald men"
    Yeah that cheacks out

  • @Secret_Socks
    @Secret_Socks หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Really liked the editing in this one! Good job, editor!!

  • @t1redmutt
    @t1redmutt หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    THANK YOU TH-cam FOR SUGGESTING ME THIS WHEN IT'S ONLY BEEN A COUPLE SECONDS!! MY LIFE IS YOURS, TH-cam!!

    • @GuiltyofAssociation
      @GuiltyofAssociation หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      human centipede time

    • @KeeWeeFruut
      @KeeWeeFruut หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GuiltyofAssociationayo wtf

  • @monculussmol
    @monculussmol หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "I didn't know Liberian's flag looks like this."
    No need to take a test, definitely American.

    • @wrightcember
      @wrightcember หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      at least spell Liberia correctly

  • @dmacpher
    @dmacpher หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Love the red tailed hawk screams at the start

  • @deltaomega8917
    @deltaomega8917 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Just in case anyone is wondering at 8:35 the reason the signature is taken is so that the store can prove you bought from it and you can't claim a card was stolen or used by someone else

    • @Romapolitan
      @Romapolitan หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      But as he said, how do you even prove it if how it looks doesn't matter at all.

    • @ScarfKat
      @ScarfKat หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Except it literally could have been... What if someone bought it with a stolen card? I'm with Doug on this, I don't get the point

    • @deltaomega8917
      @deltaomega8917 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @Romapolitan because technically speaking anyone working is supposed to "validate" the signature to the name on the card but where I work and everyone i know no one cares enough to do it

  • @osmium6832
    @osmium6832 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    My favorite part of this stream is the fact that it's one of the ones that he trained his Twitch chat AI on... which then poisoned the whole dataset and made his AI talk about politics nonstop until he figured it out.

  • @kaiotrem358
    @kaiotrem358 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Just now i noticed that the "if this video gets 1 million views it gets deleted" got deleted

    • @ineedbread6262
      @ineedbread6262 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I know I watched it, but I couldn't even guess what it was at this point

  • @qq1933
    @qq1933 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I'll have you know UC Berkeley's yearly tuition is about 15,000 USD for California resident, the minimum wage in CA is 16 dollars, so the tuition would literally be half of someone making minimum wage's yearly income. Being able to pay that without financial aid of any form would be considered fairly well off.

    • @tylerdaniel8956
      @tylerdaniel8956 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair, there’s also the possibility he had scholarships and grants.

    • @qq1933
      @qq1933 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tylerdaniel8956fair, but the fact of the matter is that he specifically said “it’s not even expensive.” Meaning even if he did get scholarship or grants he still thought it’s not a lot of money

  • @YourAveragePenguin3026
    @YourAveragePenguin3026 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Should've had "WHAT THE F*CK IS A KILOMETRE?!" as a channel point reward

  • @galaxylad8152
    @galaxylad8152 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Thank you Luka for including the entire bald eagle screech bite from Doug and Parkzer

  • @DaiyaDoggo
    @DaiyaDoggo หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    17:23 "I am slightly passing" 65% is less than 66%. This does not go well later on lol

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    16:05 seeing the timestamp of 3 AM is horrifying, doug and parkzer could've been absolutely sloshed then

  • @mikez5648
    @mikez5648 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    lol the editors playing Amsterdam Drift at 2:08

  • @hydeme
    @hydeme หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Actually fun fact the screech that most people associate with a bald eagle is a red tailed halk
    Edit: while not relevant to the original comment on rewatch dougdoug probably also knows this as he mentions its not actually a bald eagle screech

  • @sadcena7204
    @sadcena7204 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Thank you, Doug. My mom just became a united states citizen yesterday and now she can prove she's better than you

  • @Squincy.B
    @Squincy.B หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Hooray! Now Ludwig needs to take this test to beat the French Allegations once and for all in this corner of TH-cam.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I wouldn’t wish someone being French on even my worst enemy, and this is coming from a French person

  • @KieranBlade
    @KieranBlade หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    3:07 Point Crow flips off like someone controlling a VR hand for the first time

  • @arrowgaming602
    @arrowgaming602 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    35:44 "Austria Hungary" "WW2".... Yeah that doesn't check out lmao

    • @Vocaloidlover69
      @Vocaloidlover69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I assume you are american as well? They were both part of the axis ☠️

    • @arrowgaming602
      @arrowgaming602 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @Vocaloidlover69 My man im not I AM AUSTRIAN and no offense but i'd suggest taking some history lessons. We were annexed in the Anschluss by Germany in 1938. What you're thinking about is World war ONE where Germany and AustriaHungary were partof the Central Powers. In world war 2 germany was allied to italy, romania hungary and bulgaria amongst others. So no Austria-Hungary was not part of the Axis in WW2

    • @tsark-4779
      @tsark-4779 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Vocaloidlover69damn i see someone was sleeping in class lmao

    • @Vocaloidlover69
      @Vocaloidlover69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@arrowgaming602 yeah i dont think im the one that needs history lessons. No clue what they teach in austria but it was certainly more nuanced than an annexation. Records document the austrian people welcoming the german military marching in with cheers. It was under the threat of violence but that doesnt mean all of austria was opposed. Late consequences of the Bruderkrieg pre world war 1 you could say

    • @arrowgaming602
      @arrowgaming602 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Vocaloidlover69 ... you are aware that there is a difference between the political entity of austria-hungary being in the axis, a political alliance, and the austrian people being part of germany at that time right? The question doug had was: who fought america im WW2 and if you want to argue that Austria-Hungary was true then you'd also have to accept that Vietnam fought the confederacy in in the Vietnam war. Thats just a stupid take, sorry. If you want to open Wikipedia it will tell you that the political entity of austria hungary ended way before WW2 and as such it cant be part of the enemies the US faced.

  • @LuaShine
    @LuaShine หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    16:30 WHY DID THEY DO THAT

  • @hulktw5693
    @hulktw5693 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I think the most american thing of this whole video is Doug having to search what percentage 76 out of a 100 is

  • @KiwiLeeScipio
    @KiwiLeeScipio หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Bank person here: about signing things- it just has to be something you can recognize as done by you. That's it. Legit you can sign with a dickpic

  • @flister8701
    @flister8701 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This video being uploaded on the day of the Pearl Harbor attack is ironically hilarious

  • @idkwhattocallmyselfanysugg8697
    @idkwhattocallmyselfanysugg8697 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Love the star rail music in the background!

  • @EmilyMemily-it3xp
    @EmilyMemily-it3xp 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My video buffered when he was holding up his fingers for government so I thought he was just embarrassed

  • @cookie_creations2162
    @cookie_creations2162 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love the fact that the generic "bald eagle scream" is actually from a red tailed hawk

  • @Arctic_23
    @Arctic_23 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how how pointcrow sounds so genuinely panicked and pissed off that he was sanctioned

  • @s.ccaam-era
    @s.ccaam-era หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As someone who lives in a state where you have to pass the test to graduate high school yes I do have all of these things memorized

    • @auden4531
      @auden4531 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What fucking state do you live in?! I can rule out New Jersey but then I'm left with 49 others and I ain't doing process of elimination for this!

    • @s.ccaam-era
      @s.ccaam-era หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@auden4531New Hampshire funnily enough where Ludwig is from too but the law was put in place more recently I think. There are a few other states with the law now as well I believe but I’m not sure

  • @blythan3134
    @blythan3134 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Doug: I'm not a terrorist
    Also doug: 29:29

    • @Vashjxn
      @Vashjxn หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s only terrorism if it’s targeted at America! And we all know that “Ludwig” is a God hating, water chugging, freedom oppressing commie

  • @u8qu1tis
    @u8qu1tis หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Fun fact: The eagle screech sound is not actually a sound that a Bald Eagle makes. It's actually from the Red-Tailed Hawk.

  • @One_step_above_is_here
    @One_step_above_is_here หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What happens when you double French? You get Italian.

  • @zikry4787
    @zikry4787 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Did not expect Doug to attack ludwig with eagles

  • @jezusmylord
    @jezusmylord หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a polish person we do not want DougDoug here i hope he passes his american citizenship

  • @bdubbink655
    @bdubbink655 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Senate is elected for 6 years because they’re the check to the president who serves for 4, that way the president has less sway over their reelection.
    House members serve for 2 years because they’re supposed to be the “most updated” to the country’s current stances.
    1/3 of Senators are elected every cycle,
    The HoR is all up for reelection every two years
    100 Senators, 435 HoR members: makes up the 538 total electoral votes when you include the 3 votes that Washington DC gets in accordance with 23rd amendment.
    Hopefully I taught somebody something :)

  • @Timebadforme
    @Timebadforme หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    In Oklahoma, we are forced to take the citizenship test as kids middle school or high school normally

  • @Sorfinali
    @Sorfinali หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Sucks even worse that bald eagles don't even make that noise.

  • @eleanorsmith7152
    @eleanorsmith7152 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a citizen of the UK, I feel like ‘Football watching and beer drinking’ applies to like 50% of my fellow countrymen.

  • @cs82271
    @cs82271 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    There is genuinely no worse fate than being French. Good job, DouglasDouglas

  • @ZmbieTaco
    @ZmbieTaco หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Selective service is also an automatic enrollment when you get your 18 and older id/license

  • @dougdougsnacks
    @dougdougsnacks หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    35:46 Austria-Hungary dissolved after WW1. FYI. We were only Hungary during WWII

    • @SplittTwig
      @SplittTwig หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hope yall had enough to eat since then 🫶

    • @menooNFT
      @menooNFT หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SplittTwig lmao

  • @ncisfan111
    @ncisfan111 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    8:55 you swiping for finger randomly is you making a signature agreeing to the terms

  • @ErriShayAradesChay
    @ErriShayAradesChay หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I hope one day he plays the sound of an actual eagle

  • @Sierra_Whiskey22
    @Sierra_Whiskey22 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    First, we got a nightmare before Christmas. Now, we have America fuck yeah before Christmas.

  • @dum_aritz_
    @dum_aritz_ หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Parkzer screaming in agony 😭?? 17:13

  • @migueloff15
    @migueloff15 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    And this is what the spy has to go through every day to not make the soldier angry.

  • @adamgraves4087
    @adamgraves4087 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It can be legitimately difficult for other countries around the globe to deal with the wild oscillations of the usa. Doug was correct on that lol

  • @Omnicide101
    @Omnicide101 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    17:23 me after half a year of HRT, my first laser hair removal therapy, and girl clothes:

  • @Evil_inc
    @Evil_inc หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Can’t believe Doug is French

  • @longrat2472
    @longrat2472 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I mean technically the sound we associate in media with bald eagles is actually from a hawk

  • @jaidenpapilio923
    @jaidenpapilio923 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Props to the editor for this one omfg 😂

  • @BrianSpurrier
    @BrianSpurrier 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I appreciate cutting to point row almost 5 hours into a challenge and he’s just beaten the first half of the tutorial

  • @Jayden89117
    @Jayden89117 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Double or nothing. They got lucky the first time, but they flipped tails the second time. Silly George bush.

  • @Dxnqq
    @Dxnqq หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:46 the hsr beat drop so good OML