I like how the existence of SPC-1007 implies that there's just a bunch of people out there living their lives being productive members of society and they along with everyone else will never know that they were a mutant tapeworm at some point.
That's not SCP-1007. It's SCP-1003. 1007 is a Dr Wondertainment entry about a guy who only lives for 75 minutes and can he wound back to a baby and start over again.
I just love how a nuke strong enough to kill all life on the planet could be classified as Safe, but a very sneaky mouse could be classified as a Keter.XD
Fun fact! The classifications don't refer to danger whatsoever, they define how likely it is to breach containment! So a mouse that can always escape would be Keter, but a nuke you could lock away in a box would be safe
If you put it in a box and it stays in the box, it's Safe. If the box needs to be specialized, it's Euclid. If it jumps out of the box, it's Keter. If it is the box, it's Thamiel. If it's too large scale to contain, it's Appolyon.
@@sydneymattingly2773 I love that Santa Claus is a Keter/Appolyon (depending on if Appo requires world ending consequences or not I've seen the arguments. Personally I think they should bring back the old "Uncontained" classification from way back to denote SCPs that are ultimately harmless but also cannot be contained) class SCP created by SCP-239 because someone told her about Santa Claus and then that it was "just a story" so now Santa is real and they can't catch him because 239 says "he's magic!" and her reality altering powers make it so.
@@milhousevanhoutan9235 well appolyon is considered to be completely impossible to contain and has some real consequences. From breach of secrecy to am xk to a reality restructuring event. The classification refers to things like the sun in "when day breaks" or the true classification for the scarlet king (they classify him lower to help contain him, it's really interesting).
@@sydneymattingly2773 If it is a threat to the 05 council, it is Principalis. If it can only be explained anomalously, it is Godel. If it is no longer active but its fragments still require containment, it is Maskur. If it isn't anomalous but is related to other anomalies, it is Eparch. If it has been proven to not be anomalous, it is explained. If it is too hard to be put in the box, it is Kusum. If it would be better if it isn't the box, it is Archon. If it loses it's anomalous attributes, it is Decommissioned or Neutralized. If it is Earth, its Netzach If it is a complex set of anomalies, it is Hiemal. If it creates more SCP, it is Embla. If its the foundation of the SCP foundation, it is Yesod. If it threatens to create a K-class scenario and it can only be stopped by a last resort, it is Tiamat.
Wsg: if the SPC is too jokey or just absurd I’m not going to include it. Also wsg: SCP-1013-J is a hive mind of squirrels that plot to take over the world via underground networks using ballistic weaponry and advanced martial arts
Invasive vaguely "wolf" like creatures who replicate voices and mimic human children in their early stages? Literally indestructible, intelligent, vaguely reptilian creature with an incredible distaste for all life? That's not serious enough. But those squirrels tho...
*"Hey look at this 8 year old girl here"* *"Hey there lil kiddo"* *"Pretty innocent looking right?"* *"Yeah"* *"She wished Santa Claus into existence"* *"What?"* *"She's a reality bender"* *"What?"* *_"She wished Santa Claus into existence"_*
@@superbattledroidposting SCP-1000 was a advanced species who dominated Earth when humans were just apemen, but then they got wiped out and forgot almost everything about it, but now they start to regain their sapience
fun fact: SCP-1000 isn't deadly in the slightest, it should be explained in the lore somewhere that the virus is just a cover story. (if I got my knowledge correct)
@@onecell5674 Eh, later stories about them do say they are very deadly to humans. I.e. the kidnap and starve people to death while using their nightmares to communicate. Whether they're super advanced or not, they definitely wouldn't forgive humanity for what they did.
I hate to be "this guy" but remember that there are several 001 SCP's the one that he described is dr. Clef's proposal, I'm writing this so you won't be confused when u see other things that are SCP-001 :)
actually, scp 1000 is a race of sapient, extremely intelligent sasquatches. the disease thing is meant to be a deterrent to keep people from knowing about them
Yeah, SCP 1000 is super interesting. They were like previous humans, and humans were like bigfoot, they thought we were a myth. Anyways they were so smart they could grow weapons that can literally wipe out everyone and wipe memories from the whole world. So humans stole the weapons and killed almost all of them. The humans then wiped their own memories (with the exception of a select few) and removed any trace of the bigfoot race. The reason SCP foundation is so protective is some of them are starting to show signs of intelligence and even get some memories back.
@@Tom-zf6yl Plus the final lines of the article implies some bad shit might be about to go down with them. "we forgive you; given choice for now, not forever; let us back in"
Coddestinyandmore yeah he didn’t seem to talk about cool crazy scp’s like 682 096 I cannot remember the one that even if you blink he’ll snap your neck
That's bogus, S.D locke's proposal is so fake, the sun isn't so bad, just come outside, everyone is here, friends, family. It's also beautiful, so beautiful.
It depends. If your eyes don't function, yes you are immune to 096. But if you are mentally blind (your eyes function but you can't see anything) you will still be killed by him.
fun fact: a lot of safe class SCP's are actually extremely dangerous but are as easy to contain as an inanimate object. like the chef's knife that practically makes the wielder unkillable due to a memetic effect yet it can be contained simply by putting it in a locked box. or the cake (apologies for not knowing the exact scp numbers) that duplicates every 24 hours at an exponential rate until it causes an XK class scenario. Yet the only containment procedure is to just have someone eat half the cake once every 24 hours. Edit: The Cake is actually Keter class and the Chefs Knife is Euclid. I'm a failure lmao
3:55 Imma stop you right there chief, 001 can't be described properly because there isn't a single 001 article that is canon, technically they're all considered canon and non-canon simultaneously See, 001 has over 30 proposed articles, and there are both irl reasons why the community hasn't chosen one as the definitive SCP 001, and the in-universe reason of the SCP Foundation creating multiple SCP 001 Documents to hide the true SCP 001 :V
"I'm not going to include SCPs are that jokes." "Here's a bunch of Squirrels that plot to take over the world with ballistic weapons and martial arts."
@@clone5142 Tis the SCP foundation my friend. Its horrors and wonders go deeper than anyone should ever understand. Imagine if all the lore, description, and meat hadn't been cut from the SCP's files/stories in this reading and this video went of for days on end
I think Wow does not know that the "J" in the number of the SCP stands for "Joke" and, as such, should not be taken too seriously. At least, not by his metric.
You missed one considerably important Keter class SCP that could end the world (possibly), SCP-055 [unknown]. It is a memetic entity that nobody knows about. Specifically, its appearance, intentions, abilities, and strengths are unknown. Whenever a person comes into contact with SCP-055 intentionally or accidentally, it makes them forget about it. All writings and photographs that depict the entity are also destroyed. So, due to the anomalous effects of the object, we don't know if it is planning to destroy humanity.
I'm disappointed that he didn't read the SCP-1000 article all the way, and notice the giant link at the bottom that say "actually that's all a fake cover up, here's the real article"
For those who haven't read the article, basically SCP-1000's are intelligent creatures, akin to humans, and used to reign over the earth during the Pleistocene era. They had agriculture, technology, weapons and such. Then some forest god showed the humans favor and taught humans how to use SCP-1000's tools. Over some time, humans eradicated a large amount of the SCP-1000's population and during that time, humans had slowly forgotten about them.
Scp 106: *is literally nothing* Scp 682: *is literally nothing* The rest of the Keter class: *is still nothing* The Tesla gate: THE MOST KETER THING I'VE EVER SEEN
The Tesla gate is the most deadly thing in this universe, that thing scares me. It scares everyone, even 682.. no one and no thing can survive that. It can cause an XK class end of the world scenario with ease.
Technically speaking bright is dead, at least the true bright when he interacted with the necklace and just copies his conciousness onto other bodies, requiring a continual line of living beings to inhabit.
There are multiple SCP-001's, the one he covered was the most 'agreed' upon to be real. The SCP Lore Staff decided to keep all the SCP 001's because they thought it would be cooler if no one knew which one was the real one.
I like the Cabinet the most. It's just... A filing cabinet. Sitting in the SCP Facility. No one knows how it got there or even how long it's been there (maybe it was always there?), but it somehow contains the files of every SCP ever, even those yet to be discovered. The problem is that no one knows if the files exist because the SCPs they detail already exist, or if looking at the files actively generates more SCPs...
I think the "actual" SCP-001 is really SCP-184, which makes the inside of whatever structure it's inside to expand and become increasingly complex and confusing. They currently have it disguised as part of a statue in plain sight, so the only structure it has to expand is the universe itself. They sent an expedition to find the edge of the universe, and the further they got out the weirder everything got. All the galaxies and stuff were just copies of our own, including the solar system. They found hundreds of different versions of Earth, in one of which the entire continent of Australia was made of iodine or something. Jupiter was made of edible jelly in another version. I really like this one because it's not on the list of proposals, and (as with most 001 proposals) would add a MASSIVE revelation to the SCP canon by being the driving force behind the universe itself. IMO this one is probably the most credible for actually being true because they have a legitimate reason to hide it and it has more layers of security protecting knowledge of its nature. Just like SCP-184 is hidden in plain sight as part of its containment, SCP-001's true nature is hidden in plain sight as SCP-184.
Depending on your definition of sexually active this might not fit, but the youngest mother was 5 years old. I would define sexually actively as _consensually_ sexually actively so personally I wouldn’t be including her in that category because everyone expect child rapists can agree that a 4 or 5 year old cannot consent
I think im a living Scp, whenever i read comments, and if it mention a section of anyvideo, its likely that the video just play at that exact moment i finished reading. After reading this, the video was already at the 10 yr old shark
I just wanted to say that there are still some other classes that i think didn't quite make the cut so here they are: Nr. 1: Neutralised: Neutralized SCPs are anomalies that are no longer anomalous, either through having been intentionally or accidentally destroyed, or disabled. Nr. 2: Archon: Archon-class SCPs are anomalies that could theoretically be contained but are best left uncontained for some reason. Archon SCPs may be a part of consensus reality that is difficult to fully contain or may have adverse effects if put into containment. These SCPs are not uncontainable-the defining feature of the class is that the Foundation chooses to not put the anomaly into containment. Nr. 3: Explained: Explained SCP's are commonly articles about anomalies that are completely and fully understood to the point where their effects are now explainable by mainstream science or phenomena that have been debunked or falsely mistaken as an anomalyNr. 4: Unknown/Esoteric: ? And Nr. 5: Apollyon: *Apollyon-class SCPs are anomalies that cannot be contained, are expected to breach containment imminently, or some other similar scenario. Such anomalies are usually associated with world-ending threats or a K-Class Scenario of some kind and require a massive effort from the Foundation to deal with.*
Let me finish that Thaumiel class scp are scp that can be use to contain other dangerous scp potentially even Apollyon class scp Keter is the hardest scp to contain and high chance breaking Containment Euclid is the scp which have a chance of breaking out but it requires less resources than keter Safe scp which generally not harmful and have little to no containment resources Neutralised scp which have loss it supernatural ability or have been destroyed or killed
All SCP-XXX-J are joke SCP's. SCP-001 does not have an official existance. Edit: this is because there are multiple proposals for it all of which could be fake in the fictional multiverse.
@Puddle Slime SCP-1000 is a community of Bigfoots that used to be smarter than us, but humans somehow made them extinct and became the top species on Earth. Now the Bigfoots are back by small communities and are trying to get into contact with the Foundation saying "We forgive you" but the Foundation is scared out of it's mind. The whole virus thing is a cover up story.
@Puddle Slime when in it's prime, they basically see us like how we see the monkey now, just a bunch of low intelligence animals, they even have animal conservation just for us. But somehow we gain intelligence and use their own technology to destroy them, fried their mind, drive them mad to the point of being a beast. We thought they were extinct, return to live like a caveman, and now they slowly regain their memory and return.
@Benito Mussolini Why are you talking like you're an Australian?! You're Italian! (Flashes O5 badge from the future) Get it together Doctor! I'm here to save you, in the future we contained all the SCP's and even managed to destroy those we deemed too dangerous. 096's weakness is this key! It opens a door to an event horizon of a supermassive black hole, 100 million light years away from Earth, 096 can't be seen inside a black hole and can't escape. Just toss in the poor sap that saw it, 096 will follow them and be trapped for eternity. The gravity also cannot escape the door, only walking through it entirely will trigger it.
I like how not every single SCP is bad or dangerous. There were a few exceptions including the half cat Josie, and the teddy bear who makes organs out of fabric, and can replace them as functioning organs or even skin. But then again you have scps that are immortal, or ones that just need to be detained from the world so they don't cause chaos. And then you have extinction level scps. It's really confusing, but it's really good to get into, if you're in for all that kinds of things. I personally like the scps, and some are more terrifying than others, and some are just straight up interesting. Kind of like the water spirit that just exists in a water fountain, just wants to hang out with people. And then you have the undead crocodile, lizard thing, that becomes immune to whatever you tried to kill it with. It's intelligent you can talk to you, but it is murderous, and it has to be detained.
And the funny thing about that is that it was a mistake from the page, due to the people wanting to be the first. And without a proper order in the entries, everyone just used "001", I mean, there's the crimson king, the gate guardian, "when the day breaks", etc
Remember, keter doesn’t mean dangerous, it just means hard to contain… …however, it is also important to remember that, in many cases, the reason they’re hard to contain is because they’re so dangerous
i could have gone my whole life without hearing the words “you’re getting vored to death by the miner 49er from scooby doo” and i would have been just fine
SCP-49-J is basically SCP-49 but he says that everything has the pestilence, that he is a doctor, and that he is the cure. But in reality he has no idea how to cure even The common cold, and once killed a man with a shoe trying to cure his sore throat.
Side notes before you comment: Yes I know J means joke. I included the button one becaus eit was fun. Ye sI know classes are based on difficulty of containment, the video covered the SCPs OF THE CLASS that are the most dangerous, yes i didnt cover 682, because, as the vid says, this is part one that ONLY covers 001-2000, so 682 will be within the 6000s, so please be patient lol. And to people that are mad that I proposed that idea of "why you wouldnt survive" them because they are keter, well, welcome to the channel, i do this shit with ALOT of games and lore ;) This will be my last video for about 3 or 4 weeks so I wanted to give ya'll something big to go out on before I take this break! If you're a fan of Wow Such Coaching, be sure to subscribe to my other channel Wow Such Gaming Streams as I bring the series back for a little bit! Timestamps are also below: Video actually starts at 3:36 (ha, beat the comment section to it) SCP-001 = 3:49 SCP-001-J = 5:22 SCP-016 = 6:17 SCP-017 = 7:25 SCP-019 = 7:48 SCP-020 = 8:33 SCP-029 = 9:26 SCP-035 = 10:16 SCP-047 = 11:14 SCP-050-PT = 12:25 SCP-058 = 12:50 SCP-059 = 13:58 SCP-060 =15:06 SCP-076 = 15:52 SCP-083-D = 17:22 SCP-090 = 18:13 SCP-094 = 18:37 SCP-1000 = 19:18 SCP-1003 = 20:07 SCP-1009 = 21:11 SCP-100-JP = 22:02 SCP-1013 = 22:54 SCP-1013-J = 23:38 SCP-1048 = 24:00 SCP-1100 = 24:54 SCP-112-ARC = 26:00 SCP-1155 = 26:48 SCP-1178 = 27:36 SCP-1179 - 28:20 SCP-122 - 28:55 SCP-1233 - 29:55 SCP-1234 - 30:48 SCP-1237 - 32:00 SCP-1238 - 33:07 SCP-1262 - 34:03 SCP-1264 - 35:05 SCP-1275 - 35:51 SCP-129 - 36:48 SCP-1295 - 38:04 SCP-1322 - 39:34 SCP-1350 - 40:56 SCP-1368 - 42:42 SCP-1372 - 43:42 SCP-139 - 44:45 SCP-1428 - 45:29 SCP-1440 - 46:36 SCP-1447 - 47:37 SCP-1462 - 48:49 SCP-1466 - 49:43 SCP-149 - 50:44 SCP-1505 - 51:43 SCP-1506 - 52:51 SCP-1518 - 53:45 SCP-1583- 54:58 SCP-165 - 56:28 SCP-169 - 57:59 SCP-1712 - 58:53 SCP-1736 - 59:52 SCP-1750 - 1:01:34 SCP-1812 - 1:02:47 SCP-1823 - 1:04:19 SCP-1983 - 1:04:56 SCP-1984 - 1:06:36 Outro and shoutouts - 1:08:14
Elizabeth Spicer yes. Some, like 049-j are linked to their serious counterparts, like 049 (in a tale 049 gave “birth” to 049-j). The Motto of the wiki is “there is no canon”, these “joke” SCP’s can be your canon if you choose, or not.
“A keter SCP does *not* mean the SCP is dangerous, just that it is simply very difficult to contain” Literally right after: *but can also cause considerable destruction if given the chance*
You know those moments where you forget something for no reason? That is real world lag, and it's usually because someone's playing with the big cosmic things like the spawner pot.
SCP-001 object class: keter The sun: * laughs in Apollyon * (also a quick tangent. While Apollyon now means an SCP that cannot be contained and is an imminent threat to normalcy/humanity, I think that it was originally made specifically for "When day breaks" because the object class is named after Apollo the greek god of the sun.)
Wow Such Gaming, you should of covered the fact that a bunch of fake SCP-001 are used to cover the true SCP-001 and these are proposals by researchers so if someone looks through the SCP-001 files it will just be a bunch of proposals so they don’t know the true nature of Scp-001 but I understand why you didn’t cover this as it is clear a lot of effort and time to make this video and I was just suggesting because it could confuse people on why there were multiple scp-001s
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"You'll probably want to watch this video in parts."
*laughs in quarantine*
*laughs in insomnia*
Galactic Yeet same
*laughs in I've been waiting for this give it to me now*
dont you mean *laughs in Containment*
Gotta love quartine
SCP-001 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
"Do you even realize how little that narrows it down?"
Which scp 001?
THAT scp 001!
WHICH MOTHEDFUKING SCP 001!
THAT FUKING SCP 001!
Wait... scp 001 was contained?
@@wesstalman453 which scp 001?
@@Rqptor_omega All of them
@@raptorcell6633 but the gate guardian was never even been contained properly
There’s a reason the SCPs ending with J aren’t serious. J means Joke
Except 420-J, the J there means Joint
Proper question is if you can survive a joke in the first place
In scp 1912 the j is for jose
I, for one, take my jokes very seriously.
@@Nieveria No, 420-J is still a joke scp, It even says "joke" in the tags below the entry!!!!!!!
I like how the existence of SPC-1007 implies that there's just a bunch of people out there living their lives being productive members of society and they along with everyone else will never know that they were a mutant tapeworm at some point.
Might be my situation since no one in my family has a picture of my dad but used to talk about him and has not mentioned him in over 15yrs.
What does this have to do with the SPC Foundation?
That's not SCP-1007. It's SCP-1003. 1007 is a Dr Wondertainment entry about a guy who only lives for 75 minutes and can he wound back to a baby and start over again.
@@WobblesandBean That's terrible! I love the communities ̶I̶m̶a̶g̶i̶n̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ experiences with all the [REDACTED].
@@crazybot1125 shark punching has nothing to do with containing weird stuff
“Why you wouldn’t survive the keter class.”
D-9341: Are you challenging me mortal?
not to say that he isn't an anomaly himself
“Why you wouldn’t survive the keter class”
Conner: hold my beer
Well D-9 and Conner are both scps
Dr.bright: (Laughs in terminateing SCP 096 with a mirror)
@@heavencibbster Connor is technically a keter as well
“The only way to prevent this tragedy is by having people who have never had sex” shows a picture of ninja
@Anon Tis a joke
@Anon it’s ok
I scrolled down to the comments the second I saw it
I saw it and rewind the vid few seconds... and had to pause just to confirm.. haha.. and laugh the F out of me.. 🤣🤣
I mean he’s not wrong
Been watching SCP content all night, just as I'm about to put the phone down - 'uploaded 15 seconds ago'
Well it's two in the afternoon for me when it got uploaded.
@@Sgt-Wolf europe?
It was 3 pm for me lmao it is so bright outside
@@captnbluehat
Yep England.
Mood
I just love how a nuke strong enough to kill all life on the planet could be classified as Safe, but a very sneaky mouse could be classified as a Keter.XD
Fun fact! The classifications don't refer to danger whatsoever, they define how likely it is to breach containment!
So a mouse that can always escape would be Keter, but a nuke you could lock away in a box would be safe
If you put it in a box and it stays in the box, it's Safe.
If the box needs to be specialized, it's Euclid.
If it jumps out of the box, it's Keter.
If it is the box, it's Thamiel.
If it's too large scale to contain, it's Appolyon.
@@sydneymattingly2773 I love that Santa Claus is a Keter/Appolyon (depending on if Appo requires world ending consequences or not I've seen the arguments. Personally I think they should bring back the old "Uncontained" classification from way back to denote SCPs that are ultimately harmless but also cannot be contained) class SCP created by SCP-239 because someone told her about Santa Claus and then that it was "just a story" so now Santa is real and they can't catch him because 239 says "he's magic!" and her reality altering powers make it so.
@@milhousevanhoutan9235 well appolyon is considered to be completely impossible to contain and has some real consequences. From breach of secrecy to am xk to a reality restructuring event. The classification refers to things like the sun in "when day breaks" or the true classification for the scarlet king (they classify him lower to help contain him, it's really interesting).
@@sydneymattingly2773 If it is a threat to the 05 council, it is Principalis.
If it can only be explained anomalously, it is Godel.
If it is no longer active but its fragments still require containment, it is Maskur.
If it isn't anomalous but is related to other anomalies, it is Eparch.
If it has been proven to not be anomalous, it is explained.
If it is too hard to be put in the box, it is Kusum.
If it would be better if it isn't the box, it is Archon.
If it loses it's anomalous attributes, it is Decommissioned or Neutralized.
If it is Earth, its Netzach
If it is a complex set of anomalies, it is Hiemal.
If it creates more SCP, it is Embla.
If its the foundation of the SCP foundation, it is Yesod.
If it threatens to create a K-class scenario and it can only be stopped by a last resort, it is Tiamat.
Wsg: if the SPC is too jokey or just absurd I’m not going to include it.
Also wsg: SCP-1013-J is a hive mind of squirrels that plot to take over the world via underground networks using ballistic weaponry and advanced martial arts
atenahena if he’s including the -Js he can’t say he’s excluding the jokes. It stand for joke!
Now that's just an army of Sandy.
Sandy?
Deuwho Orbeta Damn it, you replied with that before I did. Oh well I’ll keep the comment
Invasive vaguely "wolf" like creatures who replicate voices and mimic human children in their early stages?
Literally indestructible, intelligent, vaguely reptilian creature with an incredible distaste for all life?
That's not serious enough.
But those squirrels tho...
"Why you wouldn't survive SCP's Keter class"
*Every 60 seconds in Africa is one minute*
@I Work For The F.B.I To Stop Self Promoters No we can't
@@Oof_2nd Oof
@@Oof_2nd r/woooosh
@@creationgamer9150 it isn't a wooosh...
I mean, not all keters are dangerous. Keter just means it can be very hard to contain.
“Simp minded cult”
Now this is an avengers level threat
Am I Late? yes
A simp minded cult? Now that is definitely a Keter class threat.
The avengers don't exist.
ObliviousToTheJoke user name checks out
@@oblivioustothejoke7261 Nice.
"i won't include any joke SCPs"
an army of hyper-intelligent squirrels:
" we will try to keep it realistic and avoid overly joking ones "
*one of them is a literal squirrel task force*
You suggest they aren't real?
SCP-001-J and SCP-1013-J were literally written as jokes (as indicated by the -J) yet somehow they were included.
you never know morty
Woah woah there squirrel armies can be scary, dont you remember what happened all because Quartermaster stabbed their king
@@maxv7323 Tbh 99% of these entries deserve that J...
"You're getting vored to death by the miner forty niner from Scooby Doo"
Incredible
mythiccyno my proudest fap
Then you'll love the Vorehole.
They sent in MTF Kinkshamers to investigate.
Yo anyone know why SCP 50 is keter if it's just a hostile miner that eats people?
Can't you just like.
Shoot him and take him in?
We were thinking the say thing.
@@theladoflads7884 Read the log.
*"Hey look at this 8 year old girl here"*
*"Hey there lil kiddo"*
*"Pretty innocent looking right?"*
*"Yeah"*
*"She wished Santa Claus into existence"*
*"What?"*
*"She's a reality bender"*
*"What?"*
*_"She wished Santa Claus into existence"_*
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@@CarolinaDiaz-cb4to :-:
the -J literally stands for joke, those are joke SCPs
"creating simp-minded cults"
how is this a serious group of words
It kinda makes sense these days though
girl pretty
*laughs in you da simp*
It's like the tier 3 subs of pokimane.
wow i pressed the like button on this comment and it got turned from 1k likes to 1.1k likes
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SCP-1000's effect on humans isn't that when you see it you die, that's the cover story.
Yeah he did not read all of it. I am also triggered
Lol same. But this is alot to take one in his usual style. So ill put my pitch fork away lol.
To lazy to check wiki pls explain
@@superbattledroidposting SCP-1000 was a advanced species who dominated Earth when humans were just apemen, but then they got wiped out and forgot almost everything about it, but now they start to regain their sapience
@@gergelyosztrogonacz9464 they basically had animals used as machines huh?
"Containing them in the most humane, safest way possible"
*Laughs in femur breaker*
keyword: *most* humane
I forgot the scp but it was like a deer God or something. The way to contain it is to castrate a man with a sickle and other ritualistic procidures
@@Colddirector laughs in Montauk.
But thats the true horror of it all though, after lots of trial and error that was deemed to be "the most humane, safest way possible".
soupy llama oh they also eat a baby as part of the ritual.
fun fact: SCP-1000 isn't deadly in the slightest, it should be explained in the lore somewhere that the virus is just a cover story.
(if I got my knowledge correct)
You did this creator didnt look into shit
*Stares at Dread Titania in worry*
@@onecell5674 Well do you expect him to read every single story about every single scp? Nah. He's going off only what the scp article explicitly says.
@@justadude2377 the article SAYS it isnt deadly at a later point (meaning he didn't read it)
@@onecell5674 Eh, later stories about them do say they are very deadly to humans. I.e. the kidnap and starve people to death while using their nightmares to communicate. Whether they're super advanced or not, they definitely wouldn't forgive humanity for what they did.
I hate to be "this guy" but remember that there are several 001 SCP's the one that he described is dr. Clef's proposal, I'm writing this so you won't be confused when u see other things that are SCP-001 :)
was about to mention it kek
Yeah like when day breaks or a the Scarlett king
@@happyguardsman8510 day breaks still scares me lmao
The gate guardian is what got me into scp. I just love the concept.
@@muichirotokitou2615 Same. When Day Breaks is just freaky and terrifying lol.
actually, scp 1000 is a race of sapient, extremely intelligent sasquatches. the disease thing is meant to be a deterrent to keep people from knowing about them
Yeah, SCP 1000 is super interesting. They were like previous humans, and humans were like bigfoot, they thought we were a myth. Anyways they were so smart they could grow weapons that can literally wipe out everyone and wipe memories from the whole world. So humans stole the weapons and killed almost all of them. The humans then wiped their own memories (with the exception of a select few) and removed any trace of the bigfoot race. The reason SCP foundation is so protective is some of them are starting to show signs of intelligence and even get some memories back.
Holy fuck Ricky it’s a samsquamch
I think that’s why he said that
@@Tom-zf6yl Plus the final lines of the article implies some bad shit might be about to go down with them.
"we forgive you;
given choice for now, not forever;
let us back in"
And I’m the new ones bitch
“I will not included anything I don’t think is serious and not a joke” *proceeds to talk about the squirrel mafia*
And forgets about 682 SMH
Coddestinyandmore yeah he didn’t seem to talk about cool crazy scp’s like 682 096 I cannot remember the one that even if you blink he’ll snap your neck
@Anson Wang He missed 106 and 682 also so
Anson Wang ye I like that guy he cool
He didn’t mention 682?
You should cover the Apollyon class, there's some heavy hitters in there. Especially S.D. Locke's SCP-001
That's bogus, S.D locke's proposal is so fake, the sun isn't so bad, just come outside, everyone is here, friends, family. It's also beautiful, so beautiful.
@@TheMisterNobody.gulp
He was really stretching to get 10 minutes
I know, and that Sponsership... so shameful
its oNe hour iDiot
@@understandable5779 stfu
NoobMaster69 completely missed the joke
Guys TyPiNg LiKe ThIs means it's a joke lol
"being sexually active at the age of 10" *flashes a pic of Onision*
omg i noticed too LMAO
That was a nice touch in the video
bruhhhhhhh, Onision got that weak shit, I was sexually active when I was 8.
Watch Your Back 😐
@@watchyourback8877 Eight? Pfffft!! How about eight months.
SCP-096: **exists**
Blind people: *I am immortal*
173: also exist
Blind people: forget that i said
@@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б LMAO
SCP 173:
👀
yes but no XD
It depends. If your eyes don't function, yes you are immune to 096. But if you are mentally blind (your eyes function but you can't see anything) you will still be killed by him.
SCP stands for “Special Containment Procedure” and can also be found in the Foundation's motto, “Secure Contain Protect”
fun fact: a lot of safe class SCP's are actually extremely dangerous but are as easy to contain as an inanimate object. like the chef's knife that practically makes the wielder unkillable due to a memetic effect yet it can be contained simply by putting it in a locked box. or the cake (apologies for not knowing the exact scp numbers) that duplicates every 24 hours at an exponential rate until it causes an XK class scenario. Yet the only containment procedure is to just have someone eat half the cake once every 24 hours.
Edit: The Cake is actually Keter class and the Chefs Knife is Euclid. I'm a failure lmao
I forgot but why can’t the whole or more than half the cake be eaten
What about when everyone thought the teddy was the cutest and safest scp ever. Yeah.
I'd do it in a heartbeat! I love cake!
@@azamatkutlukov761 the cake will just re-materialize I believe
@@azamatkutlukov761 because they want to discover more about it probs.
“Simp minded cults” lol
Well we have that already 😏
I laughed at that too
What does this mean
@Andrew Glawson' 9:57
The zombie animation used at about that time frame was golden, @@justaloner4459.
"I will not include joke SCPs"
Includes SCPs with the -J suffix a little over 5 minute in
He does realize that j means joke scp? Right?
he said too much of a joke, not no j scps
@@zparty4543 Yeha I think J is Japan
@@windowstudios45 no. japan scps have -jp
-j doesn't always means that the scp is a joke.
for example, scp-9000.01-J. the -J is for james, not jokes
3:55 Imma stop you right there chief, 001 can't be described properly because there isn't a single 001 article that is canon, technically they're all considered canon and non-canon simultaneously
See, 001 has over 30 proposed articles, and there are both irl reasons why the community hasn't chosen one as the definitive SCP 001, and the in-universe reason of the SCP Foundation creating multiple SCP 001 Documents to hide the true SCP 001 :V
"I'm not going to include SCPs are that jokes."
"Here's a bunch of Squirrels that plot to take over the world with ballistic weapons and martial arts."
And a cow heart with a Scorpion tail that speaks in a British accent
But seriously who came up with this shit
YT algorithm somehow gave me this video. I rolled my eyes whilst half-asleep, wondering what the hell I was listening to. What is this?!
@@clone5142 Tis the SCP foundation my friend. Its horrors and wonders go deeper than anyone should ever understand. Imagine if all the lore, description, and meat hadn't been cut from the SCP's files/stories in this reading and this video went of for days on end
Series I is fucking wild
I think Wow does not know that the "J" in the number of the SCP stands for "Joke" and, as such, should not be taken too seriously. At least, not by his metric.
"SCP-001 can be described as.."
Every single SCP fanboy: NO
can you explain this?
Gayboi carti officially, we don’t know what 001 is, there are many 001 articles but any number of them may or may not be decoys
Which one?
@@RobinTheJester cough the architect cough
There are tons of SCPs listed under 001 and most are pretty damn dangerous
I love scp 1233 and his entry saying that he “Gathered up as many dogs as possible to use as currency to purchase more dogs.”
That reminds me of dog welder
Lmaooooo
*stonks?*
You missed one considerably important Keter class SCP that could end the world (possibly), SCP-055 [unknown]. It is a memetic entity that nobody knows about. Specifically, its appearance, intentions, abilities, and strengths are unknown. Whenever a person comes into contact with SCP-055 intentionally or accidentally, it makes them forget about it. All writings and photographs that depict the entity are also destroyed. So, due to the anomalous effects of the object, we don't know if it is planning to destroy humanity.
Dang, i try to do that with people, but they always temember me even decades later. So lucky! I want that ability. 😭
Then why the hell do you know this?
Wait what is scp 055
@@imhappy._. you just exposed his true identity
Wait there is a scp-055?
I'm disappointed that he didn't read the SCP-1000 article all the way, and notice the giant link at the bottom that say "actually that's all a fake cover up, here's the real article"
Cmon pal he doesnt have that much time considering he has a thousands of other scps to read
For those who haven't read the article, basically SCP-1000's are intelligent creatures, akin to humans, and used to reign over the earth during the Pleistocene era. They had agriculture, technology, weapons and such. Then some forest god showed the humans favor and taught humans how to use SCP-1000's tools. Over some time, humans eradicated a large amount of the SCP-1000's population and during that time, humans had slowly forgotten about them.
@@spacecowboy2711 imagine your god giving these little creatures your tools and then they wipe you out and forget about you. Shits tough man
@@spacecowboy2711 Was the god like Danu or something?
@@fourscarlet7581 It doesn't say 🤔
1:03
"SCP stands for Secure, Contain, Protect".
Dr Bright: *Well yes, but actually no.*
Wdym??
Luis Morales Acevedo think it’s because a few tales have Dr. Bright trying to terminate various SCPs
Luis Morales Acevedo dr bright often makes jokes about scp standing for something else
@@sirrivet9557 Secure, Contain, *Procreate*
@Thiny Sihaneath Makes sense.
SCP with a "J" in their number are all jokes. SCP 001 is also a handful of proposals, not a single SCP.
Scp 420 j
It's always nice to see the misconceptions by newbs, as god knows I had many myself
Isn’t the actual scp 001 the factory or it may be the scarlet king I don’t remember
@Lobo Mobo we don’t know as there is no canon
@@KrunchedYT SCP 069
at 33:22 referring to the fish when he says "sexually active at the age of 10" with the faint onision in the background had me dead
"SCP-050-PT bassicly vores you"
Deveintart users: hmmmm yes intresting
Aethertang
Some would draw the scp eating dr bright ass
There's no way this can get worse-
*"...Getting vored by Miner Forty Niner from Scooby Doo."*
...Yep. It got worse.
@@alfeas6728 I would have had a good life without having to know that
@@alfeas6728 Excuse me? Don't threaten me with a good time.
as a deveintart user i can yes
Joke's on you, I happen to know a vending machine where I can get a cup of liquid whoop-ass
Genuinely one of the most creative comments I've seen
Oh yeah that one.
What dose that drink turn you into a action movie character?
Now the question is: do you drink it? Or spill it on someone else.
😂😂😂Realshit.
Guys, using it would be really simple, you just [REDACTED], then [DATA EXPUNGED]. Real simple stuff.
“Don’t pet this cat you’ll turn to stone.”
Me: worth it
same!
I’d do it. Maybe with a stick or something but they deserve love and pets!!!!!! I’ll wear a full body suit to pet this cat!!
the fact 096 wasnt in this vid scares me more then the feckin shy guy itself
096 isn't keter
096 is euclid class
He's Euclid. 106, however...
How the SCP literally deals with crap they can’t handle: Nuke’em
And it works
@@notomnithegodking Scp-001(The Gate Guardian): Allow Me To Introduce Myself...
Lol.
@@theshadowknight123 we use him as a nuke
I don't understand why, one of the scp they have is literally god
Scp 106: *is literally nothing*
Scp 682: *is literally nothing*
The rest of the Keter class: *is still nothing*
The Tesla gate: THE MOST KETER THING I'VE EVER SEEN
"That is the scariest fucking thing i've ever seen in my entire life"
"I fear no Keter.
But that thing... it scares me."
Tesla needs to be reclassified appolyon
The Tesla gate is the most deadly thing in this universe, that thing scares me. It scares everyone, even 682.. no one and no thing can survive that. It can cause an XK class end of the world scenario with ease.
i really wasn’t paying attention, what is the tesla gate?
*First day on the job:*
" Don't push the button."
*boop*
*nothing happens*
"Oh... well shi...."
*BOOOOOOOMMMMM
Prince Phaedru
Killer queen has already touched the universe
@@electrifiedbathbomb7383 oh... well shit
Did you really go from 90-1000.
"Why you wouldn't survive keter class"
Dr. Bright: *laughs in immortality*
queen elizabeth should be laughing in immortality
Can't he die if you use a special scp, for example the black hole thing
@@thetoyodacar2264 that dude can be sucked into a black hole and still survive
Technically speaking bright is dead, at least the true bright when he interacted with the necklace and just copies his conciousness onto other bodies, requiring a continual line of living beings to inhabit.
@@Maximus2761 so his body is dead but his soul lives on?
There are multiple SCP-001's, the one he covered was the most 'agreed' upon to be real. The SCP Lore Staff decided to keep all the SCP 001's because they thought it would be cooler if no one knew which one was the real one.
I like the Cabinet the most. It's just... A filing cabinet. Sitting in the SCP Facility. No one knows how it got there or even how long it's been there (maybe it was always there?), but it somehow contains the files of every SCP ever, even those yet to be discovered. The problem is that no one knows if the files exist because the SCPs they detail already exist, or if looking at the files actively generates more SCPs...
I like “When Day Breaks”
@@conspiracypanda1200 i need the numbers mason edit: im a fucking retard
I think the "actual" SCP-001 is really SCP-184, which makes the inside of whatever structure it's inside to expand and become increasingly complex and confusing. They currently have it disguised as part of a statue in plain sight, so the only structure it has to expand is the universe itself. They sent an expedition to find the edge of the universe, and the further they got out the weirder everything got.
All the galaxies and stuff were just copies of our own, including the solar system. They found hundreds of different versions of Earth, in one of which the entire continent of Australia was made of iodine or something. Jupiter was made of edible jelly in another version. I really like this one because it's not on the list of proposals, and (as with most 001 proposals) would add a MASSIVE revelation to the SCP canon by being the driving force behind the universe itself. IMO this one is probably the most credible for actually being true because they have a legitimate reason to hide it and it has more layers of security protecting knowledge of its nature.
Just like SCP-184 is hidden in plain sight as part of its containment, SCP-001's true nature is hidden in plain sight as SCP-184.
@@carissaglassburn2916 yeah I agree with you, the best way to conceal the true identity of SCP-001 is to not call it SCP-001.
33:20 being sexually active at the age of 10 years
*discord moderators want to know your location*
Depending on your definition of sexually active this might not fit, but the youngest mother was 5 years old.
I would define sexually actively as _consensually_ sexually actively so personally I wouldn’t be including her in that category because everyone expect child rapists can agree that a 4 or 5 year old cannot consent
@@emilybarclay8831 it's a fish bruh
@@emilybarclay8831 Stop overcompelating things it's a joke
The fact he and his editors agreed to this jab just adds a whole new layer of respect and comedy to WSG 😭
I think im a living Scp, whenever i read comments, and if it mention a section of anyvideo, its likely that the video just play at that exact moment i finished reading. After reading this, the video was already at the 10 yr old shark
I just wanted to say that there are still some other classes that i think didn't quite make the cut so here they are:
Nr. 1: Neutralised: Neutralized SCPs are anomalies that are no longer anomalous, either through having been intentionally or accidentally destroyed, or disabled.
Nr. 2: Archon: Archon-class SCPs are anomalies that could theoretically be contained but are best left uncontained for some reason. Archon SCPs may be a part of consensus reality that is difficult to fully contain or may have adverse effects if put into containment. These SCPs are not uncontainable-the defining feature of the class is that the Foundation chooses to not put the anomaly into containment.
Nr. 3: Explained: Explained SCP's are commonly articles about anomalies that are completely and fully understood to the point where their effects are now explainable by mainstream science or phenomena that have been debunked or falsely mistaken as an anomalyNr. 4: Unknown/Esoteric: ?
And Nr. 5: Apollyon: *Apollyon-class SCPs are anomalies that cannot be contained, are expected to breach containment imminently, or some other similar scenario. Such anomalies are usually associated with world-ending threats or a K-Class Scenario of some kind and require a massive effort from the Foundation to deal with.*
Let me finish that
Thaumiel class scp are scp that can be use to contain other dangerous scp potentially even Apollyon class scp
Keter is the hardest scp to contain and high chance breaking Containment
Euclid is the scp which have a chance of breaking out but it requires less resources than keter
Safe scp which generally not harmful and have little to no containment resources
Neutralised scp which have loss it supernatural ability or have been destroyed or killed
I thought Archon class is uncontainable and world ending
*SCP-1322*
"ravaged by a deadly virus"
"this may be our own reality"
uh oh.
Throttle IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
*uh oh.*
Oh crap
"Being sexually active at the age of 10"
*Shows picture of onision*
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
When?
@@nagelfischer 33:20
@@antthenotsogreat6245 th
Onision lives like a mile from me
@@williamchristman1165 you poor soul
"And be sexually active at the age of ten" *Shows picture of Onision* i laughed
timestamp? xd
Time stamp
33:20
All SCP-XXX-J are joke SCP's. SCP-001 does not have an official existance.
Edit: this is because there are multiple proposals for it all of which could be fake in the fictional multiverse.
Wow talking about SCP1000: This virus will kill you
SCP Foundation: He fell for it, I repeat, he fell for it
Can't believe that actually worked. But ladies and gentlemen... We got him
@Puddle Slime SCP-1000 is a community of Bigfoots that used to be smarter than us, but humans somehow made them extinct and became the top species on Earth.
Now the Bigfoots are back by small communities and are trying to get into contact with the Foundation saying "We forgive you" but the Foundation is scared out of it's mind.
The whole virus thing is a cover up story.
Corona
@Puddle Slime when in it's prime, they basically see us like how we see the monkey now, just a bunch of low intelligence animals, they even have animal conservation just for us. But somehow we gain intelligence and use their own technology to destroy them, fried their mind, drive them mad to the point of being a beast. We thought they were extinct, return to live like a caveman, and now they slowly regain their memory and return.
@@masao7863 the pseudo disease is fake? I thought it was real.
"You are getting vored to death by the Miner 49er from Scooby Doo." That is definitely going in the book of quotes.
Vore is also a fetish.
I spent way to much time on internet.
Me: *finds 1447’s target and gives him a picture of 096 to look at*
Also me: let the amazing race begin
@Benito Mussolini Why are you talking like you're an Australian?! You're Italian! (Flashes O5 badge from the future) Get it together Doctor! I'm here to save you, in the future we contained all the SCP's and even managed to destroy those we deemed too dangerous. 096's weakness is this key! It opens a door to an event horizon of a supermassive black hole, 100 million light years away from Earth, 096 can't be seen inside a black hole and can't escape. Just toss in the poor sap that saw it, 096 will follow them and be trapped for eternity. The gravity also cannot escape the door, only walking through it entirely will trigger it.
I like how not every single SCP is bad or dangerous. There were a few exceptions including the half cat Josie, and the teddy bear who makes organs out of fabric, and can replace them as functioning organs or even skin. But then again you have scps that are immortal, or ones that just need to be detained from the world so they don't cause chaos. And then you have extinction level scps. It's really confusing, but it's really good to get into, if you're in for all that kinds of things. I personally like the scps, and some are more terrifying than others, and some are just straight up interesting. Kind of like the water spirit that just exists in a water fountain, just wants to hang out with people. And then you have the undead crocodile, lizard thing, that becomes immune to whatever you tried to kill it with. It's intelligent you can talk to you, but it is murderous, and it has to be detained.
"It can only be stopped by having people who have never had sex--"
Shows picture of ninja.
OOOOH I love this humour
time stamp pls
@@Ceaseless_Thoughts 26:16
@@Dragooses *redditors
@@WellPreparedTreeFrog i thought they said "Reddit editors" so i was trying to shorten it idk
@@o_chite what
SCP-001 isnt only the gate guardian, it is like 30+ proposals to make it harder to make out what the true SCP-001 is
And the funny thing about that is that it was a mistake from the page, due to the people wanting to be the first. And without a proper order in the entries, everyone just used "001", I mean, there's the crimson king, the gate guardian, "when the day breaks", etc
But the gate guardian is only scp-001 that is in Keter class.
@@sorashadow9775 the gate guardian is on apollyon, not keter
@@Originalusername-hw5fp when day breaks is Apollyon, Gate Guardian is not.
He even gets the acronym wrong! It's special containment procedures boi.
Ahhh, nothing better than listening to creepy stuff while playing Minecraft at 2 am during a rainy December day
Survival?
@@gxts7414
Yes.
U just described exactly what I'm doing at 12.30pm
@@critical-hitman686 same but gta grinding
Yo you on java edition using dsl shaders and like 50 different mods too cuz wtf?
Remember, keter doesn’t mean dangerous, it just means hard to contain…
…however, it is also important to remember that, in many cases, the reason they’re hard to contain is because they’re so dangerous
People who had never had sex-
*Shows Ninja*
Ninja will forever be a virgin
Makes sense
@@empblaze2146 Isn't he married?
Vincent Thendean I think so-
But even if he’s married Sex is just an option, Not a requirement in a relationship.
If ninja has sex the world will be destroyed
i could have gone my whole life without hearing the words “you’re getting vored to death by the miner 49er from scooby doo” and i would have been just fine
*laughs in North Carolina*
Sleepie 704 check
@@jacobpressley7786 Yeah, I don't have a phone.
But your life's better for it right? XD
On the other hand, that is exactly what I’ve been waiting to hear my whole life
The sub-class "J" SCP's are joke SCP's
Sub-class "JP" SCP's are Japanese SCP's
You know there's an SCP called SCP 420-J
@@chargingnoisesintensify6335 nice.
@@taxfraudjunkie3568 Well it's a hella big joint. So yeah... *Nice*
Dude with Glasses the good ****
SCP-49-J is basically SCP-49 but he says that everything has the pestilence, that he is a doctor, and that he is the cure. But in reality he has no idea how to cure even The common cold, and once killed a man with a shoe trying to cure his sore throat.
Sadly blud didn't know that the J-SCPs are solely Joke SCP's and ain't considered as canon by the Administrators...
Side notes before you comment: Yes I know J means joke. I included the button one becaus eit was fun. Ye sI know classes are based on difficulty of containment, the video covered the SCPs OF THE CLASS that are the most dangerous, yes i didnt cover 682, because, as the vid says, this is part one that ONLY covers 001-2000, so 682 will be within the 6000s, so please be patient lol. And to people that are mad that I proposed that idea of "why you wouldnt survive" them because they are keter, well, welcome to the channel, i do this shit with ALOT of games and lore ;)
This will be my last video for about 3 or 4 weeks so I wanted to give ya'll something big to go out on before I take this break! If you're a fan of Wow Such Coaching, be sure to subscribe to my other channel Wow Such Gaming Streams as I bring the series back for a little bit! Timestamps are also below:
Video actually starts at 3:36 (ha, beat the comment section to it)
SCP-001 = 3:49
SCP-001-J = 5:22
SCP-016 = 6:17
SCP-017 = 7:25
SCP-019 = 7:48
SCP-020 = 8:33
SCP-029 = 9:26
SCP-035 = 10:16
SCP-047 = 11:14
SCP-050-PT = 12:25
SCP-058 = 12:50
SCP-059 = 13:58
SCP-060 =15:06
SCP-076 = 15:52
SCP-083-D = 17:22
SCP-090 = 18:13
SCP-094 = 18:37
SCP-1000 = 19:18
SCP-1003 = 20:07
SCP-1009 = 21:11
SCP-100-JP = 22:02
SCP-1013 = 22:54
SCP-1013-J = 23:38
SCP-1048 = 24:00
SCP-1100 = 24:54
SCP-112-ARC = 26:00
SCP-1155 = 26:48
SCP-1178 = 27:36
SCP-1179 - 28:20
SCP-122 - 28:55
SCP-1233 - 29:55
SCP-1234 - 30:48
SCP-1237 - 32:00
SCP-1238 - 33:07
SCP-1262 - 34:03
SCP-1264 - 35:05
SCP-1275 - 35:51
SCP-129 - 36:48
SCP-1295 - 38:04
SCP-1322 - 39:34
SCP-1350 - 40:56
SCP-1368 - 42:42
SCP-1372 - 43:42
SCP-139 - 44:45
SCP-1428 - 45:29
SCP-1440 - 46:36
SCP-1447 - 47:37
SCP-1462 - 48:49
SCP-1466 - 49:43
SCP-149 - 50:44
SCP-1505 - 51:43
SCP-1506 - 52:51
SCP-1518 - 53:45
SCP-1583- 54:58
SCP-165 - 56:28
SCP-169 - 57:59
SCP-1712 - 58:53
SCP-1736 - 59:52
SCP-1750 - 1:01:34
SCP-1812 - 1:02:47
SCP-1823 - 1:04:19
SCP-1983 - 1:04:56
SCP-1984 - 1:06:36
Outro and shoutouts - 1:08:14
thank you for the huge video man, and can't wait for the coaching videos
SCP actually stands for special containment procedures
How long did this video take you to make?
@@انقذواالارانب a few months lol
@@TulakHord251 its both actually. There's 2 meaning for that abbreviation
*shows eel girl vore thing*
"Basically think vore."
Hmmm, yes, the vore appears to be made of vore.
13:10 "extremely hostile" shows Lamarr, the only friendly headcrab in half life 2
I love friendly stuff
Lamarr is epic bro
Now I'm wondering, how did (I forgot the doctor guy's name) even domesticate a headcrab?
@@noahlaster4268 s n a c k s
@@trisle2764 I mean your not wrong
I’m surprised 106 isn’t here as well as 682 they are some of the most iconic keter classes out there
Fr
I thought that he will cover every keter but oh well
Scp 6969: Keter/Safe
All he does is phase through walls looking for snacks
lmao
Seems like a chill dude for me
If he finds a human depending if they like memes or not he will eat him as well
Snaxx
Me
Shaggy: "This is Insane Scoob"
SCP-D00: "It is *gulp*"
Oh mah god I have the power
So, as far as I'm aware "j" scps are jokes that are not part of the official lore, or only take up a small part of it.
Elizabeth Spicer yes. Some, like 049-j are linked to their serious counterparts, like 049 (in a tale 049 gave “birth” to 049-j). The Motto of the wiki is “there is no canon”, these “joke” SCP’s can be your canon if you choose, or not.
Elizabeth Spicer some of them exist in the lore like 420-J but most like 049-J are just jokes that aren’t part of the lore.
420-j
Scp-001-j is a sun that turns you into goop
Dr Merky god I love 049-j. He’s just trying his best damnit.
1:07
you mean creatures women anomalies and entites
“A keter SCP does *not* mean the SCP is dangerous, just that it is simply very difficult to contain”
Literally right after: *but can also cause considerable destruction if given the chance*
Yo thats an apolyon Class
Difficulty or cost to contain can be high even if all it does is eat all the intact chips in the bag before you open it.
Example scp 2662 Cthulhu is very friendly
@@duckingmtg Nah, Keter is very difficult or costly to contain, but still possible to contain in some way
Apolyon means 100% IMPOSSIBLE To contain
Mike the Wizard isn’t the flesh that hates considered impossible to contain, but has the keter classification
J means, "Joke SCP." As in not part of the more widely accepted, "canon." As funny as that can be.
But Js even less so part of canon.
Well what if a scp has 10 copies than it will have SCP 173-A 173-B 173-C 173-D 173-I 173-J
@@Soredli Now you're thinking with portals.
@@PleasantWhale obviously i know it would skip j and go to k
Idea an world where all scp are -j and scp -j stand super scary place jeepers
@@PleasantWhale but what is the js? As julius scissors?
He's figured out which 001 is the real 001! Also, a side note: in case you didn't know, any scp with the "-J" suffix is a joke scp.
Oh, really? Thats interesting
The real 001 is not the gate guardian, it is the snail.
@@Iamlurking504 the real scp-001 was the friends we made across the way
@@Iamlurking504 there are tons of 001 SCPs some range from the Scarlet King to When Day Breaks or The Gate Guardian
what about 049-j? /j
"You'll probably want to watch this video in parts"
Me: *looks at clock*
Clock: 2:13am
Me: Naa, I've got time
Holy shit thats the exact time i saw this comment.......kinda spooked now lol
"Safe, Euclid, Keter, and Thaumiel"
Apollyon:
*_sad apocalypse noises_*
The other classifications that only refer to one certain SCP:
_bruh_
Other 60+ objects class : heh first time
Apollyons are self contained So no Need for Research or Interference about it
@@nashandra6634 the game came after the website
@@nashandra6634 dum dum
"Why you wouldn't survive Keter classes"
*Hmm, yes, the floor is made out of floor*
"Why you wouldn't survive Keter classes"
Hmm, yes, the meme is made out of meme
i dont like my teacher and you wouldnt survive hi- oh you mean scp keter
'A keter SCP does not mean the SCP is dangerous, just that it is simply very difficult or costly to contain.'
@@swietyboze1792 *slams table*
THANK YOU
me when thinks keter is instantly dangerous:🤡🤡🤡
The Order Of The Sacred Button Pushers is the best cult name ever!
"Simp minded cult" was not on the list of things i expected to hear today from an SCP video.
Nobody:
SCP 001: When Day Breaks
Everyone: 🔻🔺️🟥🔴🔺️🟥🔻🔴
Alan Echeverria yes
We are screwed
*Laughs in quarantine*
Why you wouldn’t survive: Apollyon Class
I dont get the joke :(
When he said the pot can summon any number of creatures ngl my mind saw the earth lagging and the frame rate dropping to 5fps 😂
Even my potato graphic settings wouldn't help
Lel
That pot is me first discovering a repeating command block with summon ender_dragon
maybe traffic is just loading time
You know those moments where you forget something for no reason? That is real world lag, and it's usually because someone's playing with the big cosmic things like the spawner pot.
23:38 Oh God! Anybody else thinking of Foamy the Squirrel?! XD
"You'll probably want to watch this in parts."
Me: *plays this in the background while drawing dnd characters* Yeah, that's not gonna be a problem.
same though!! art gang
YES!! DnD and art gang bois
Ah a man/woman of culture as well
Amalga -Ghost gacha eww
Art is gay
SCP 001: Did you just assume my file?
SCP-001 object class: keter
The sun: * laughs in Apollyon *
(also a quick tangent. While Apollyon now means an SCP that cannot be contained and is an imminent threat to normalcy/humanity, I think that it was originally made specifically for "When day breaks" because the object class is named after Apollo the greek god of the sun.)
BIG MAD SCP-001 has many different entries. Like, at least 20.
@@pixelmaster9964 He named the one he was referring to specifically, I think he knows that.
@@pixelmaster9964 I know, I was giving an example.
BIG MAD I just had a little brain moment I think.
"We are gonna be focusing on the most dangerous keter SCPs"
*sad deer god noises*
T H E D E E R I S N O T H A P P Y
Sad 682 and 610 noises
@@zodiac6333 Happy Church of the Broken God noises.
zodiyac sad scp 049 noises
@aml 049 is not keter
He really just, "One, two, skip a few; ninety-nine, one-hundred."
Hahaha yup! 93, 94, 95, 1000, 1984 done hahaha that is how you count to 2000 😁
I'd love to see an SCP show about agents finding ways to contain these phenomena. It would probably even dethrone X-files.
There are lots of scp animations of that on YT
@@lucid11b49 that was little too creepy for me
so true. but a lot less creepy, just suspence.
Problem is that SCP is a creative commons, so even if a company makes a tv show, they legally cant own it
Or like "how it's made" but for scp containment procedures
“Creating simp-minded cults,”
Us: oh yeah... it’s all coming together
So it's Twitch.
Phantomile y e s
rangerdanger369 Well they haven’t expressed any anomalous properties yet so they can’t be contained.
@@RangerW36 Make all gamer girls D-class
@@RangerW36 maybe twitch is secretly the serpent hands and want to protect the simps and that's why alinity isn't banned yet
Him: The scp mask can manipulate the mind easily.
The scp tinfoil hat: allow me to introduce myself..
Wasnt that tested and the mask just frowned
@@NerdStuffing he failed to control the human.
Why have mind powers when have tin.
@@NerdStuffing The mask got sad a foil paper hat *foiled* his plans
@@Mauripsu I am sad
6:40 what game is that
Dead By Daylight.
@@hatad321 with the weird throw up?
@@ZA-mb5di Yeah, that's The Plague's finishing move.
Wow: "They become sexually active at the age of ten"
Onision: Me like.
Never seen this comment before
Well you do hit puberty at age 10 lol but that besides the point
@@saikage5574 everyone hits puberty at different times in their preteen - teen years
Oh good to know
Gg
This video is dangerous, it’s giving 2020 to many ideas.
Underrated
Now it's 2021 so this gotta get deleted.
@@jirito7470 Nah dude this could be called *WHY YOU WOUDN’T SURVIVE 2021*
Finally you covered the scp universe. Or at least the keter-class.
I want to know even more about the scp foundation like where its located and who works there
I assume you're new right?
@@enriquediaz6765 I've been reading through the series and watching Volgun and Scp illustrated for about 1-2 years
@@toogaytolift9176 well, they're supposed to be worldwide.
@@TheSefirosu200x that makes sense considering they have scps from england to America to Russia
Imagine someone thinking they could survive that unimaginable.
I could do it
Nah I'd win
Wow Such Gaming, you should of covered the fact that a bunch of fake SCP-001 are used to cover the true SCP-001 and these are proposals by researchers so if someone looks through the SCP-001 files it will just be a bunch of proposals so they don’t know the true nature of Scp-001 but I understand why you didn’t cover this as it is clear a lot of effort and time to make this video and I was just suggesting because it could confuse people on why there were multiple scp-001s
I would personally love an in depth coverage of the scp foundation as a whole
Gate guardian is my favourite tho.
The Factory and Andrew Swann's Proposal are my favourite 001 proposals
Which one is the true 001? My favorite is When Day Breaks
What did you even just say