turn 1: 1. play Forrest 2. cast Exploration 3. play Forrest 4. cast Exploration 3. play Forrest turn 2: 1. play 3 Forrest 2. cast a fatty with shroud or hexproof [6 mana creature on turn 2. If you start first, your opponent only has 1 mana]
An infamous cheater in mtg named Alex Bertoncini used this cheat because you wouldn't have 6 land off of 2 explores on turn 3, you could only have a max of 5
I remember watching this year's ago when I didn't know a single thing about magic. I enjoyed it a lot back then,but now that I play as my most invested hobby,this song is soooooo much more enjoyable and funny xD
Remy, thank you for your wizardry in MTG humor. Not only is this the perfect song to bump whilst driving to the LGS, but the subtleties in video are masterful. I'm sure we all agree that the "two explores" joke an excellent ending, but we need to fully appreciate the just how that was pulled off. The posture, the facial expression, the way he gestures to say "your turn"... Nailed it, mate.
Everytime I drive up or down to College I see a sign that says Remy's Mobile homes. And I think back to the glory days when GoRemy posted videos. Finally those days are back!
At first the thought ran through my mind "Is this about drugs?" I slowly remembered this was Remy we're talking about, it's much better than that. Thank you for proving me right rems.
Ive got my black backpack and im ready to roll with my crew, everybody, yeah its out of control got a itch ima scratch it, its gonna be tragic(?) i got a big ol (????) we're playin some magic gonna bust out some cards, gonna make me some decks gonna pack em full of spells? baby, whatchu expect? got my dice, got my sleeves, got my life count meter you talk to any girls today? no? me neither! ima planeswalker. oh! a master of sorcery lightning bolt to the dome, if you eva come close to me drop me in a battle and i wont be worse(?) you messin wit da baddest motha' in the multiverse mono red, mono black, blue control, stop that greeday(?) good at takin down my strategies, white weenay(?) tappin all my mana, ill pay the entwine you never seen a mystic wizard cast a spell as sweet as mine but i only tap plains aint no nobody can touch me i like white weenie so much, they call me jerry sandusky you fellas wanna play this other game? the cards are slightly smaller, i can grab it.. NAHHH SON we playin magic (???????????????) someone else wanna pick up the rest?
+partykrew666 (chorus) Up at work man I'm clamorin, when I'm speakin in my sleep and when I'm stammerin, when I'm thinkin in the sink and when I'm latherin, all I'm thinkin bout is play magic the gatherin! (verse 2) Startin up a new game I'mma roll my d-20, gonna play first oh yea it's gonna be funnay. Draw 7 cards and I look at my hand, I'm like a Palestinian I ain't got no land! Peel 6 cards hand looks alright, look at (??) lookin for a proxy fight! "What I can't use proxies?" no you can't "well why can't I?" cuz unlike the state of Georgia you ain't got a Savannah. Rampant growth, rampant growth, dropping land like a fool, acceleratin in to trees like it's in a bayou. Because my deck straight features, big fat creatures, turn em sideways and yeah I'm gon beat ya. What'chu playin? "Tribal cats" that deck is lookin stoopid, call it kitty litter all you doin is scoopin. Switchin to fish, youse about to get bent. "I thought you only played white Remy" yea but it's lent. Lookin to buy, well then guy I'll be your man, I'm a 1 stop shop when it comes to contraband. Collectible foils, best check on your eyelids, so many 10 dollar cards you'd think that this was Papyrus. "Got any standard rares?" Give this a quality good look, so much type 2 it's like a Paula Deen cook book. "I don't see any counterspells" my suppliers are scary, need so much permission man you'd think I was married. Attack phase, I'm usin the stackin, go 187 all up on ya dragon, attackin, "Wait how'd that dude get bigger?" you're like (??) you don't understand triggers! think I'll be defeated better check your sobriety, only thing that I ain't beatin is my social anxiety. Drop a Serra angel and I'll move in fast, tap my mana to the ta.. ..ohhh right that's vilgilan....ceorry.. (chorus) Up at work man I'm clamorin, when I'm speakin in my sleep and when I'm stammerin, when I'm thinkin in the sink and when I'm latherin, all I'm thinkin bout is play magic the gatherin!
you're the reason I started subscribing to channels on youtube. please don't walk away like that again. Nice one. The Plaxico Burress line is too true.
Eemi even though you were inactive when i first made my account you were one of the first three channels that i subscribed to. i am so happy that you are back making music
8 years later & this is still a banger~
"What turn is it?"
"Two explores."
I didn't understand the end of the video until I saw "Alex Bertoncini Cheats at SCG Kansas City" with the two explores. Nice reference.
- Alex what is the second president of the USA?
- Two explores
MAD SUPPORT from us bro. You still are the BOSS of nerdcore. This is great. Sharing with all of our fans.
THK
I actually have never played magic but I do play video games. I can relate. 🍻
Love the six land two explores turn three joke
Jakob Khan-Springer Can someone explain it to me?
Jakob Khan-Springer can someone explain that joke to me?
turn 1:
1. play Forrest
2. cast Exploration
3. play Forrest
4. cast Exploration
3. play Forrest
turn 2:
1. play 3 Forrest
2. cast a fatty with shroud or hexproof [6 mana creature on turn 2. If you start first, your opponent only has 1 mana]
An infamous cheater in mtg named Alex Bertoncini used this cheat because you wouldn't have 6 land off of 2 explores on turn 3, you could only have a max of 5
I came back to listen to this and now I'm like "Shit...now I get it" so much deeper than just "lol green ramp"
This video gets better
You talk to any girls today? No. ME NEITHER!~ my life
Still your life?
@@elyasrasti8943 I bet
@@dreamcastsoup8338 word
Alexander we need an update did you get bitches yet
That is the rap of a true Magic player.
I remember watching this year's ago when I didn't know a single thing about magic. I enjoyed it a lot back then,but now that I play as my most invested hobby,this song is soooooo much more enjoyable and funny xD
My favorite line:
"And I look at my hand, I'm like a Palestinian, I ain't got no land"
Was jist about to write that, lol.
+Tomz921 "You're like Plaxico Burress, you don't understand triggers!" is such a smart line aswell
mine is "What you playing? Tribal Cats. Man, that deck's lookin' stupid you should call it kitty litter-- all you're doing is scooping"
order borders for israel
Gouda Gouda Gouda!
Remy is back: 2 new videos per month heck yes!
Good times
"so much type 2 its like a paula deen cookbook" ahahahaha
The "two explores" at the end was brilliantly done, much like the rest of the video.
Lmao “ the only thing I ain’t beating is my social anxiety “ I feel it 😭😭
I don't know how but you wrote a song that describes my life.
I wasn't sure if anything like this would exist. I'm so glad I found it.
Remy, thank you for your wizardry in MTG humor.
Not only is this the perfect song to bump whilst driving to the LGS, but the subtleties in video are masterful.
I'm sure we all agree that the "two explores" joke an excellent ending, but we need to fully appreciate the just how that was pulled off. The posture, the facial expression, the way he gestures to say "your turn"... Nailed it, mate.
Only thing that I ain't beating is social anxiety. GoRemy has some golden stuff.
A decade later this song still bumps!
"Accelerating into trees like Oksana Baiul"
I had to look at Wikipedia to get that joke. Lol.
"I look at my hand, I'm like a Palestinian I GOT NOT LAND" i died
I actually named my White Weenie Deck Jerry Sandusky.
"Call it kitty litter, all you're doin is scoopin"
Even a simple Pokemon player like me can appreciate this gold
is it just me, or do you want to play magic the gathering right now?
Jeremy Segal no, its not just you
AfroTech The Cyborg Well alright then.
lol jk, im playing as we speak
+AfroTech The Cyborg prerelease
LoadingReadyLover Went, opened Gideon.
Blup Flup, trup hup.
“You’re like plaxico burress, you don’t understand triggers!!” Shit had me dead
same bro XD
Two explores at the end. Clever.
Best mtg song out there
Two Explores!!!
This video has been an excellent cherry on top for my night. Excellent.
I wish South Park had been this accurate when they did their Magic parody.
There are SO MANY good lines in this song!
1:30 what a great rhyme! I'm with you my friend!
Everytime I drive up or down to College I see a sign that says Remy's Mobile homes. And I think back to the glory days when GoRemy posted videos. Finally those days are back!
Jerry Sandusky just got denied for reduced sentencing so I had to listen to this again.
Looking forwards to more videos. Good to have you back.
"I need so much permission, you'd think I was married" LOL!
Shit still slaps.
"You talk to any girls?
"no..."
"ME NEITHER! I'm a planeswalker, oh!, master of sorcery"
That Tap that Ass joke is so overused.
But it was alright here.
Props for your "2 explores" reference. That had me doubled over with laughter.
Omg how am I just now finding this? Lmfao
It's so great to have you back, Remy. It's been far too long.
turn 2 with 10+ forests in play, reason: explore xD
This is actually so great. Loved the two explores reference
like a Palestinian i aint got no land, holy shit. Ugh you're the best dude
The "Lent" line got me.
...along with all the lines everyone else has mentioned.
This is pretty brilliant.
MtgRemy origins
I was excited to see GoRemy in my new video list, and you do not disappoint!
By the end I can't tell if he loves Magic or absolutely hates it...lol
+Grayson Christian So you're saying he definitely plays MTG
+Grayson Christian all magic players are both sides man
if he is going against Blue, hate, anything else is love
tru tru
I think this is one of my favorite songs in existence.
I don't know this guy, but he should make a new channel only with magic songs
i thought i was dreaming when i saw a new video from you! .. glad your back!
"I'm like a Palestinian, I ain't got no land" lolol
I just started playing MTG again. Remy, you always have the best timing.
87 people play tribal cats
At first the thought ran through my mind "Is this about drugs?" I slowly remembered this was Remy we're talking about, it's much better than that. Thank you for proving me right rems.
found this in 2019 and it was brilliant for noobs
2 explores was the absolute best part. It made me burst out laughing at my desk.
0:40; I wish I could cast Lightning Bolt using white mana.
You can with Chromatic Lantern
fatalflaw1234 Not actually m8, it still taps for red, not white.
Aiur Siegmeyer But you've gained a red mana.
celestial dawn
I had no idea what was going on but was smiling anyways because Remy is back!!!!
Almost too well thought out haha
Glad to see you back Remy!
Funny how my comment gets removed and the other dudes comment gets removed as well LoL
The universe unfolded today
Nice rap song yo
I have been a fan since 07 keep up the good work remy
Thumbs if you got the 2 Explores pun!
Soooo amazing. I loved you before I saw this. And as an avid mtg player, I only love you more now! Keep doing what you do!
5 Yu-Gi-Oh players pushed the dislike button !!!
Seeing Remy in my subscription box just made my day! This is awesome! :D
Remi, this is brilliant. I hope you progress to the long awaited MMO Trading Card Game: Hex TCG-MMO. God I'd love to hear you make a song on that :)
i second this, id definitely play again BEFORE pve comes out
this was so good it hurts. the paula dean joke got me omg
Ive got my black backpack and im ready to roll
with my crew, everybody, yeah its out of control
got a itch ima scratch it, its gonna be tragic(?)
i got a big ol (????) we're playin some magic
gonna bust out some cards, gonna make me some decks
gonna pack em full of spells? baby, whatchu expect?
got my dice, got my sleeves, got my life count meter
you talk to any girls today? no? me neither!
ima planeswalker. oh! a master of sorcery
lightning bolt to the dome, if you eva come close to me
drop me in a battle and i wont be worse(?)
you messin wit da baddest motha' in the multiverse
mono red, mono black, blue control, stop that greeday(?)
good at takin down my strategies, white weenay(?)
tappin all my mana, ill pay the entwine
you never seen a mystic wizard cast a spell as sweet as mine
but i only tap plains aint no nobody can touch me
i like white weenie so much, they call me jerry sandusky
you fellas wanna play this other game?
the cards are slightly smaller, i can grab it.. NAHHH SON
we playin magic (???????????????)
someone else wanna pick up the rest?
No I don't.
+partykrew666
(chorus)
Up at work man I'm clamorin,
when I'm speakin in my sleep and when I'm stammerin,
when I'm thinkin in the sink and when I'm latherin,
all I'm thinkin bout is play magic the gatherin!
(verse 2)
Startin up a new game I'mma roll my d-20,
gonna play first oh yea it's gonna be funnay.
Draw 7 cards and I look at my hand,
I'm like a Palestinian I ain't got no land!
Peel 6 cards hand looks alright,
look at (??) lookin for a proxy fight!
"What I can't use proxies?"
no you can't
"well why can't I?"
cuz unlike the state of Georgia you ain't got a Savannah.
Rampant growth, rampant growth, dropping land like a fool,
acceleratin in to trees like it's in a bayou.
Because my deck straight features,
big fat creatures,
turn em sideways and yeah I'm gon beat ya.
What'chu playin?
"Tribal cats"
that deck is lookin stoopid,
call it kitty litter all you doin is scoopin.
Switchin to fish,
youse about to get bent.
"I thought you only played white Remy"
yea but it's lent.
Lookin to buy, well then guy I'll be your man,
I'm a 1 stop shop when it comes to contraband.
Collectible foils, best check on your eyelids,
so many 10 dollar cards you'd think that this was Papyrus.
"Got any standard rares?"
Give this a quality good look,
so much type 2 it's like a Paula Deen cook book.
"I don't see any counterspells"
my suppliers are scary,
need so much permission man you'd think I was married.
Attack phase, I'm usin the stackin,
go 187 all up on ya dragon,
attackin,
"Wait how'd that dude get bigger?"
you're like (??) you don't understand triggers!
think I'll be defeated better check your sobriety,
only thing that I ain't beatin is my social anxiety.
Drop a Serra angel and I'll move in fast,
tap my mana to the ta..
..ohhh right that's vilgilan....ceorry..
(chorus)
Up at work man I'm clamorin,
when I'm speakin in my sleep and when I'm stammerin,
when I'm thinkin in the sink and when I'm latherin,
all I'm thinkin bout is play magic the gatherin!
+partykrew666 its in the description lol
+RPGGameslayer that had to have just been added, it wasn't there when i did this.
you're the reason I started subscribing to channels on youtube. please don't walk away like that again. Nice one. The Plaxico Burress line is too true.
Mark Ruffalo?
The Chorus is how I feel whenever there is a new set coming out.
how much mana you have?: two explorer hahahah
Yeah this is unbelievably good. The 2 explores part is genius.
This would be so much better if you had subtitles
Man, been so long since I have heard from Remy! Loved his album
1:06 Yu-Gi-Oh!
I can grabbb ittttt
NonPacifistBroom nah son we playing magic
This guy is awesome!!! Awesome as the fact that he can enjoy his time in the way he wants to. :))) Listening to his songs always..
Soooo good to see you back with another great video Remy!
Came over here from MTGRemy just to like this video again.
so glad to see you are back man! and you definitely hit it out of the park with this one!
Cmon keep on it now man we need more!
Eemi even though you were inactive when i first made my account you were one of the first three channels that i subscribed to. i am so happy that you are back making music
Its been to long, your a legend WE LOVE YOU
I've watched this like 10 times now throughout today, and I still bust out laughing at the end every time
I love the little Bertoncini reference at the end with the Explores.
You are a freaking legend.....
Go Remy! Glad to see you're back, son!
at first I liked this channel...now I officially LOVE it.
I have waited so long for this day to come!!!!
Welcome back!
really happy for finding this. seriously awesome :)
This is amazing! :)
Its actually really good lyrics that make sense instead of some poorly executed joke.
Dang rent where did you go? Glad to see you back and going to be putting out alot of videos soon!
I don't know where you have been.
This is the most popular card game ever.
It always has been, and it always will be.
The "two explores" reference at the end is epic.
How is it that there is so much Remy content that I didn't know about?
anything he raps about becomes my favorite:)
this is absolutly incredible. thanks man
Played a tun back in high school. 1993 or so. Talked to girls tho. Great vid, once again. You Rock.