these steam reviews are AWFUL.

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  • people who write steam reviews are insane. they gotta be locked up fr
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    FELLAS. We all know steam, the best platform to purchase new and exciting video games like Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (COD mw2), Sonic Frontiers, or God of War. However, did you know that while its the best place to buy new games, its also the WORST place to find out if those games are good? These funny steam reviews may be hilarious, but god are they terrible at describing the actual game. Today, I took my friends WildSpartanz/Spatnz, Yakkocmn (of I Beat Every 3D Sonic Game in a Week fame), and Stryxo, the three biggest gamers I knew, and forced them to guess which game steam reviews are for. This led to a lot of funny moments with a lot of steam games to guess like Lego Star Wars, Slime Rancher, Cyberpunk 2077, Warframe, CSGO, and more. I hope you enjoy!
    moby balls.
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  • @z0mbielovejuice
    @z0mbielovejuice ปีที่แล้ว +642

    i love dead by daylight i have 97 mental illnesses and im banned from most public spaces

    • @twofacecomix
      @twofacecomix ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Me also putting in over 1k hours in dbd to find out I hate the game

    • @HeartlessKairi42
      @HeartlessKairi42 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@twofacecomix that's too real dude. FO76 too.

    • @twofacecomix
      @twofacecomix ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@HeartlessKairi42 used to stream it every night 😭😭😭

    • @Jakecos
      @Jakecos ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@twofacecomix wait... it took 1k hours to realise that? You sir have a higher tolerance for pain than I

    • @twofacecomix
      @twofacecomix ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Jakecos it all came together when I realized that I (as huntress) was chasing someone around a large rock

  • @kmharnish
    @kmharnish ปีที่แล้ว +267

    These videos are funnier then the reviews themselves, also please add sex to these videos.

    • @imagery5425
      @imagery5425 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *ahem* MAKIN THAN MACARO-

    • @donutholebandit6212
      @donutholebandit6212 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bizly is already in like half of them, dude

  • @SoupDoesStuff
    @SoupDoesStuff ปีที่แล้ว +247

    as a destiny player with ungodly an amount of hours, the 3/5 roll gave the destiny one away

    • @deurbeldeurbel
      @deurbeldeurbel ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So much suffering and so many hours of my life haha

    • @CalamityBaird
      @CalamityBaird ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't even play destiny I knew it was destiny.

    • @Storse
      @Storse ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was the only one that made sense since warframe doesnt have weapon rolls and neither does osrs afaik

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah it wouldve been 3/5 riven if it was warframe

  • @halthedge
    @halthedge ปีที่แล้ว +114

    “ I don’t respect warframe players”
    Good, we don’t deserve it 😂

  • @ricardoediza2690
    @ricardoediza2690 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “Game journalists” need to learn from these reviews

  • @Kazzerole
    @Kazzerole ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "if you play DBD go check yourself for mental illness" i do in fact have anxiety, adhd, and depression

    • @TheKeeperofChaos
      @TheKeeperofChaos 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Most mentally stable DBD player

  • @mrwick5828
    @mrwick5828 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I love DBD, the voices tell me it’s good

    • @Aeternus75
      @Aeternus75 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ong, Whispers irl

  • @quispmccrunch
    @quispmccrunch ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I have played an unhealthy amount of Dead by Daylight, have spent way too much money on it, and I still keep playing despite having mostly bad moments while playing.

    • @burritoornot856
      @burritoornot856 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's about the thrill of the hunt

  • @rufkasoda
    @rufkasoda ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Stryxo is so real for thinking ULTRAKILL for first

    • @SoupDoesStuff
      @SoupDoesStuff ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if it was ultrakill it probably would have specified robot sex

    • @TheTownHeifer
      @TheTownHeifer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoupDoesStuff GAY robot sex

    • @thesockstealeriscomingforyou
      @thesockstealeriscomingforyou ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr that was my instant assumption.

    • @katiequeen7225
      @katiequeen7225 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SoupDoesStuff nah, it wouldve specified gay sex

  • @phenexxxx
    @phenexxxx ปีที่แล้ว +26

    ultrakill reviews are filled with the "please add sex" reviews, i am pleased to be one of the horde

  • @patrickdiehl542
    @patrickdiehl542 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Since being patched, Cyberpunk is fun just to explore and play the side missions

  • @sk2galway
    @sk2galway ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I have like 1000 hours of GTA V, that's over like 6 years, but when these reviews of over that with newer games that really shows the people with less of a life than me

  • @annmarie1114
    @annmarie1114 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    thank you Geek for letting us know the TRUTH

  • @dontstealmycontentplease
    @dontstealmycontentplease ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I’ve played this game for 1k hours and I just now realize I hate it” it wasn’t one of the options but I immediately thought danganronpa

  • @gladdy1
    @gladdy1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    stryxo sounds like an ex-discord mod

  • @TheRamblemanWhoSings
    @TheRamblemanWhoSings ปีที่แล้ว +8

    as a steam user gremlin, you slowly lose all forms of communication & your grip on reality, only being able to understand other steam user gremlins

  • @damamoot2291
    @damamoot2291 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I only got the 5th and 6th one wrong. The only of these games I've played is slime rancher, which I thought was the sex one.

  • @divAPEX
    @divAPEX ปีที่แล้ว +6

    took me 4k hours to realize i hated apex legends

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 ปีที่แล้ว

      i never touched it,still hate it

  • @Quazex
    @Quazex ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I play dead by daylight and I have a mental illness which makes me want to cut my arm off. I think they're connected.

  • @AlliedX
    @AlliedX ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think Civ 6 is a fantastic game. What do you mean it's been 19 years? I only played 1 turn.... What? God....

  • @rat-prophetistfordism8344
    @rat-prophetistfordism8344 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The golden standard of Steam reviews are found under Pathologic Classic HD

  • @52_hype
    @52_hype ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Tranported to ItsMatlok world
    Terrible steam reviews: Come here boy
    Me: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
    Edit: thnaks for 500272 likes and reddit sliver!

  • @VSPhotfries
    @VSPhotfries ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "0/10 Can't sex the Huntress."

  • @user-kl1yq4wl8w
    @user-kl1yq4wl8w ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey ItsMatlok, love your content

  • @jonesthegamer1440
    @jonesthegamer1440 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:51 “but I’m not bald” man just completely admits to every other statement

  • @detectiveplutomindpretzel5626
    @detectiveplutomindpretzel5626 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im just waiting for this Channel to blow up

  • @SMF64
    @SMF64 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this video is just brandon getting dunked on for 13 minutes

  • @DevilDoc31317
    @DevilDoc31317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    found a chocolate covered brownies recipe in the ultrakill reviews

  • @chemicalyt2931
    @chemicalyt2931 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Slave Leia was 21 in the bikini

  • @mmkanashiro
    @mmkanashiro 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    lego is a game that every thing connect whit every thing, but humans cant connect whit other human

  • @spiffy6988
    @spiffy6988 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i thought that destiny 2 review was mine at first

  • @Moggus1
    @Moggus1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Please have a collat with locus again!

  • @justalittlebitepic035
    @justalittlebitepic035 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:11
    well, there is that one mod...

  • @cookierayyt3406
    @cookierayyt3406 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    if the fellahs make a mistake its a fellahcy

  • @Sharky_0456
    @Sharky_0456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ayo you got stryxo damn!
    nice!

  • @a_to_the_mfing_z
    @a_to_the_mfing_z ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I hate Apex legends i have social anxiety never leave my moms house and hate the ranked grind 10/10

  • @N8_de_Gr8
    @N8_de_Gr8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where did the image in the top left corner come from it’s not in the previous video?

  • @amphiee1873
    @amphiee1873 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    yo these video ideas are sick maybe guess the youtuber from the mean tweet or something?

  • @k2a2l2
    @k2a2l2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i too, have also played content

  • @2braincells581
    @2braincells581 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6/7 Closest I've been to a perfect score in any of these vids

  • @dearil8007
    @dearil8007 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    bizly would've won

  • @mmmmrat
    @mmmmrat ปีที่แล้ว +2

    martin i love you 🐐

  • @ThePandaclash
    @ThePandaclash ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Does the banner say "ninjaatwar21"?? I can't figure it out

  • @divineterabyte5181
    @divineterabyte5181 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey im a warframe player wtf

  • @alexs07774
    @alexs07774 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a long time destiny player this is kinda fax, still gonna keep playing tho

  • @Sharky_0456
    @Sharky_0456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:05 I SAW THIS REVIEW

  • @GraveRobber-
    @GraveRobber- ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I play DBD because I like causing pain

  • @rimwell
    @rimwell ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Only thing about lost ark is pay to win
    But it doesn’t really matter if you’re just playing for fun

  • @bpberry
    @bpberry ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this video is old but a little psa
    you cant get rolls on weapons in warframe you mod them

  • @alyxbocci2695
    @alyxbocci2695 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    fun fact i stole my name from half life alyx

  • @kagoodplayer4188
    @kagoodplayer4188 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I guessed 2/7

  • @xmnph951
    @xmnph951 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LETS GOO SUB 20SECONDS

  • @erik-the-error
    @erik-the-error ปีที่แล้ว +2

    L wildspartans

  • @honeybun6677
    @honeybun6677 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does the beard say “ninjaofwar24”?

  • @DoomDude69420
    @DoomDude69420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got the Detroit one right and the reason why is because rust is Ohio and pubg is Detroit

  • @ahnki
    @ahnki 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i gaymer

  • @srimpfiedice
    @srimpfiedice ปีที่แล้ว +5

    NinjaOfWar24