Not to be rude but the "Am I a joke to you thing" is so overused and is just not funny anymore. At least to me, some people might still find it hilarious.
I mean we are significantly more intelligent than animals, so there is a big difference between us. We can plan ahead and make moral decisions in ways other animals cant
7:15 also, that moment when a maths problem like that has your name in it and everyone stares at you. I'm just like: "That's right. *I* bought 30 sofas."
@@cheddar_6614 The comment above you has the number 72. Your comment has the word "pizzas". Coincidense? I think not! (This is a refrence to when a youtuber called Skeppy ordered 72 pizzas to his friend's house without telling him)
Teacher: “Alright class, we’re gonna learn how to nail your finals.” Me with a hammer: i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/032/474/goals.jpg My imaginary friend: *Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science*
6 things i hate about comments 1: they cant spel properley 2: they edit their comment 4: they dont use apostrophes capital letters or punctuation 5: they reply to their own comment 8: they cant count 7: they like their own comment
I hate: 1.People repeating things 1.People repeating things 2.People talking english 3.People who edit their comments. 4.People without profile pic. 5.Lists
This is genuinely hilarious. My favourite kind of humour is when somebody stuffs up on speling or doesn't understand something and then calls the person they're commenting on the idiot.
Teacher: And what is your name? Kid: My name is Johnny. I was named after President Trump. Teacher: But, President Trump’s name is Donald, not Johnny. Johnny: But President Trump was given his name in 1946. I was named after that happened.
4:50 they have a undertale pfp they are the people who never have jokes i have learnt that myself also the people who have undertale related names its like a curse
I’d add one inch to every 1 inch in the world making all the things that are 1 inch 2 inches and therefore extinct all things that are 1 inch and the term 1 inch wouldn’t exist anymore and the USA would *have* to move to the metric system!
7:56 it's not a cat that loves strawberries, it's not a bird that loves watermelon, IT'S CLEARLY A DOG THAT LOVES GRAPES. OKAY!? Edit: they also named me after someone else in the world. They just liked the name so much they wanted to name me Ava.
I will take each and everyone of these people’s hamstrings and femurs and turn them into violins-whilst using their spinal cords as bows-to play the entirety of the A Hat in Time OST
8:08 Actually the person who called that guy and idiot is an idiot, Franklin Delano Roosevelt was a US president he served 3 terms then died from his polio during his 4th Currently there is a law against people being president for that long because FDR served 12 years as president making him (I think) one of the most popular presidents in US history
My second favorite word problem included someone buying paprika by the pound from two websites. You needed about ten pounds of paprika for one website to be cheaper.
"They can't just make things off video games." Me realising theres a guy called hacksmith that makes things based on video games : *Are you sure about that?*
I literally watched this video, forgot that I watched exactly this video. watched it again 2 minutes later. wondered if somebody stole this video because I recognized all of the posts in the exact same order. And now I'm here
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“Um, are you talking about breathing? Everybody does that.”
Dead people: *_Am I a joke to you?_*
Not to be rude but the "Am I a joke to you thing" is so overused and is just not funny anymore. At least to me, some people might still find it hilarious.
CocoaBunny That’s fine by me, to be honest I find it mildly funny instead of extremely funny.
CocoaBunny Why do you have to be such a dick?
Lamb Sauce how is that exactly being a dick
Okay, let’s not start world war 3 in this reply section
Some of the people in these videos really make me wonder: “How can they possibly not get that joke?”
ikr
true. the jokes are good and all that but people are just dumb about it
Will Kerr except the 500 list ones
Especially when they're in R/Jokes.
@Zeytrixx Real question is, what ‘stupidity-scale’ are these “woooshed” people on?
when the LEGO set says 3 to 99 years
*_b u t y o u e a t i t i n t h r e e m i n u t e s_*
Uh YoU cAn'T eAt LeGoS tHeY'rE nOt EdIbLe
YOU ARE GOD
@@marvelousonejr832 oH mYYyy GoD r/whOooooOshhhh (why do I go along with this)
*_r\wOoøÒ0Öo0xØSh_*
*uH tHeY'rE rEfErInG tO tHe ReCoMmEnDeD aGe*
Guy: *takes a picture of himself everyday for one day*
Me: *doesn't want to get out of bed to play sims 3 even tho I want to play*
Thats me when I want to wake up
I have never seen something more relatable in my entire life.
Comrade Nubo318 ikr
i was literally just debating if i should get out of bed to play sims 3 lol
IT HAS ONLY BEEN TWO HOURS?!?????? also, i have currently decided to play the sims when my device dies.
animal activist: hates people who eat animals
lion: *EATS ANIMAL*
animal activist: ok but that's an animal
humans: *are animals*
Lmao I was about to point that out. 😂
@RobloxGirl me too XD
I mean we are significantly more intelligent than animals, so there is a big difference between us. We can plan ahead and make moral decisions in ways other animals cant
@@melovekittie yeah but we're still biologically animals
/75 8’: @; @“83;
7:15 also, that moment when a maths problem like that has your name in it and everyone stares at you. I'm just like:
"That's right. *I* bought 30 sofas."
so relatable lmao
“Applaud at my 72 treadmills”
Lol Yup 80 pizzas
@@SUSsykage Couldn't be happier he's a meme. The following moment was horrifying though.
@@cheddar_6614 The comment above you has the number 72. Your comment has the word "pizzas". Coincidense? I think not!
(This is a refrence to when a youtuber called Skeppy ordered 72 pizzas to his friend's house without telling him)
7:54 “Bruh, that’s a bird and a watermelon are you dumb?”
His pfp says “perhaps” 🤣
@Flyingcat 655 wrong! It's a Chicken and a Pineapple
yall are blind. its obviously a dinosaur and a potato. duh
It is a swan and a grape
ya’ll are so blind it’s clearly a duck w/ a hash brown smh
@@paintedfeathers282 lol how can u make a joke about that when ur wrong its clearly a lion with an apple
Someone: Doesn’t get the joke
Reddit users: *I bout to woosh this mans whole career*
n h g r f f g t d f t d e w
Whoosh
Y e s
I just hated when people don’t get the Joke and say they’re idiots.
I don't get your joke?
@@suxzhehehw7244 uH tHeDe iZ no JoEk IdIoT
@@valentinsaenz2499 wOw r/wOoOosh
Lovely Kal wt- OHHHHHH I gettit
@@tallygames5270 *OkAy woW GoOgLE iT iDioT*
6:07 this dude really said 5 minutes
T-sEries dIdnt sAy tHat
@@elmotheprincessparrot9710 I swear to god if someone wooshes you lmao
5 HoUr RuLe!
Karen 2020
@@Flame1611NoTice hoW He SpeLLs liKE thIs, its a joke
@@G00SEZ and that was a joke
2:09 Hey man, being able to do something every day for one day is still better than what I can do
I can barely even commit to something at all
OH MY GOSH I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
Every second in Africa.. a minute passes
60*
Why have i seen you everywhere
._. wtf is happening..
6:01 Gio's real accent revealed
tHiS iS sO fAKe!1!1! hE wAS juST dOiNg A vOiCE thINgIE!1!1 idIOT!!1!1!1 😡😡😡😡
@@camdi8777 IdiOt ThaTs HiS ReaL ACcEnt
R/woooooosh
I am helping you
he was doing a impressiom
I hate it when people reply to them self
Me watching the video: These people wouldn't know a joke if one sidekicked them in the face
The people: but a joke can't sidekick you though
Hi fellas hope you’re having a good day
You too bro
Same to you mate
Thank
Likewise!
I don’t get it.
8:22 "There is no 30 or 31 THIS February". Pretty sure there isn't a 30th or 31st in any February...
*We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve been quite possibly, bamboozled*
well if we save up leap days for 12 years...
:)
@@DWal32 great, let's do it. I'm contacting the world government right now.
Imagine being born on March 1st and waking up on your 8th birthday, only to be told about leap years.
Oh, wait. VeggieTales already did.
Teacher: “Alright class, we’re gonna learn how to nail your finals.”
Me with a hammer: i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/032/474/goals.jpg
My imaginary friend: *Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science*
PhoeniX & LynX can I bring a nail gun?
hah
"That's a screw. It has to be a nail"
R/bestshitever
Wut
It always ends up in “iDiOt”
Ikr
NoT tHe KaReN oNe
DUMB
Or stupid
Or dumba**
Or "bad meme,delete it"
The possibilities are infinite
ThAts BeCausE tHEY aRE RePLYinG TO iDioTS IDioT
I feel bad for blind people now: They can’t look at memes
Deaf people* /s
@Elisa Castro good idea :P
Elisa Castro your gonna save the world by giving them joy
They can look at those meme videos read by robot voices. Usually you don’t need to see the picture to get the meme. I’m not complaining
@Elisa Castro OMG IF YOU PUT THE MEME IN BRAILE THEY WONT UNDERSTAND ITS A PICTURE
guys its a joke
When your so early that you don’t have anything to say
Me rn
oof
I agree
*BuT YOu jUSt SAiD SuMtING!!!!!11!!1!1!*
So... hear me out.
I really don't wanna be that person buuut...
It's you're
wait... *SHIT*
Harold: "She said Uranus!"
George: "I know!"
Melvin: "I don't get it."
Teacher: Uranus is known as a gas giant
George and Harold: hahahaha!
Melvin: I don't get it guys it's just science
ass giant
@@GE-0530RN
Forget Captain Underpants, what about Captain America?
@@CadetGriffin assmerica
Captain America hates the A word more than Thor would hate ice giants. (as in frost giants)
My therapist: Banana duck doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Banana duck: 4:14
The Banana duck, native to Haiti and Venezuela, is appeeling for its bright yellow skin and long bill.
DOGEBONE3 are they endangered?
@Mask9999 productions! No, as they are found in the wild all year round.
DOGEBONE3 oh, good.
BuT hE is SO CutE
When they say “how dumb are some people”...
yara arabiat at least they’re self aware.
I wish someone would talk to me the way Emkay here talks Canadian.
Lol
CocoaBunny 😂
I was about to comment that this is gio, not emkay, but then I realized that I would have been woooooshed my self.
I almost fell into your trap.
@@lauriemulsman9267 I'll get you next time >:)
6:14 actually we are legally obligated to wait 5 seconds,you know to give humans a chance.
3:46 *That cat really likes watermelons*
2:48 I love how they added "though", as if the animal wouldn't actually eat you.
(Airplane noises)
Closer to the building
✈
5:08 he means the other movie named frozen which takes place in antarctica
To those people who don't know the meaning of r/woosh
r/woosh - When someone gets a joke
eribgnvvvvvvvvv
R/wooosh
When somebody doesn't get the joke.
@@legendarytronic7774 i dunno if you're joking but ah... R/woosh (This tearzz guy is joking)
4:55 me: wait WHAT?!
Also me: oh wait this is an R/Whoooosh video-
U dum
BFBTimeBoi r/wooooosh
@@eddiepooles2326 wtf was that r/woooosh for
xd Corrupt23 r/wooooosh
Imagine getting woooshed on a wooosh video lmao
6 things i hate about comments
1: they cant spel properley
2: they edit their comment
4: they dont use apostrophes capital letters or punctuation
5: they reply to their own comment
8: they cant count
7: they like their own comment
uh me too
funny ._.
Someone is about to get r/woooosh'ed. I feel it.
@@boey1493 wow congrats you have Reddit now stop trying to link subreddits outside of Reddit
But you did everything you said that you hate. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️😒😒😒
I hate:
1.People repeating things
1.People repeating things
2.People talking english
3.People who edit their comments.
4.People without profile pic.
5.Lists
lei la I don’t think it will work on a vid containing this
Do you hate irony too?
@@charlienorgrove2655 lmaoooo wooshh
Vitor Tadeu that’s not a wooooosh
lei la not a woooosh my guy xD
5:17 I’m the person who submitted that! Yay!
J.M. Vlogs GG
7:50 that alligator sure loves tangerines
3:05 wait until they meet Queen Elizabeth
JedimanX ThEy ArE tHe SaMe PeRsOn
This is genuinely hilarious. My favourite kind of humour is when somebody stuffs up on speling or doesn't understand something and then calls the person they're commenting on the idiot.
4:20 gio does a fine Jamaican accent if I do say so myself
Teacher: And what is your name?
Kid: My name is Johnny. I was named after President Trump.
Teacher: But, President Trump’s name is Donald, not Johnny.
Johnny: But President Trump was given his name in 1946. I was named after that happened.
I've waited too long for this video!!
Ok Qasem
@@DwnRange21 *TOO LONG*
@@jasper4549 ok winston
@@DwnRange21 no it's not long. I waited *TOO LONG*
@Qasem Mahmoud or is it a hamster?
6:54 Because of that when I die I’m going to ask for a salad to be named after me,I don’t even like salad
0:14 twin towers
id stand back and watch the world burn
What?
Okay yup I got it
1:13 when u think about it they all have different words in them ...
1:56 There’s also 3.25% (I think) of the milk
4:50 they have a undertale pfp they are the people who never have jokes i have learnt that myself also the people who have undertale related names its like a curse
I just noticed that my birthday is the day i was born
"WeLl ObViOuSlY iDiOt!" says the guy hopefully about to get r/wooooshed
😁😁
Well obviously
I want to be wooooshed
Its obvious you idiot🙄
@@imissedthejoke4217 If you happen to be making a joke, dO IT lIKE ThiS SO its moRe ObVIouS
Edit: just looked at the username, i'm stupid.
Joke about the 5 second rule.
Gio: Match begins in 5 minutes.
So apparently Gio uses the 5 minute rule for food on the ground.
Last time I was this early, gio had a voice like a mouse
The sad part is when the person who got woooshed is wrong. Bacteria infects whenever. It infects quicker on wet and sticky objects.
8:58
Yo is that the plague inc background?
No it isn't
Woo00sh Bait I read your username and almost fell for it
Well I have 6 things I hate:
1. Making lists
2. Commenting in a video
3. The number 3
4. Having a planet profile pic
5. Getting r/wooosh'ed
0:08
I’d add one inch to America. It’d be small, but all the borders would be messed up
it’d add one inch to atoms it would kill everything
I’d add one inch to time...therefore distorting the perception of reality and the fabric of space-time...
“Reality can be whatever I want”
So Mexicans would be in America even though they haven't crossed the wall ... Will fuck trumps mind
I’d add one inch to every 1 inch in the world making all the things that are 1 inch 2 inches and therefore extinct all things that are 1 inch and the term 1 inch wouldn’t exist anymore and the USA would *have* to move to the metric system!
@@dinoxman8584 then 1000m would become 500 m cause everything would be doubled... This your attempt of switching would be automatically foiled
-"Um are you talking about breathing? Everyone does that"
-My dead father:
5:28 Excuse me, how does this mans pronounce “Aluminum” like that
Vocal chords
OmG yOuR sO rAcIsT hAvE yOu EvEr HeArD oF aCcEnTs *_I D I O T_*
DoggoBind R/WoOOsH dUdE!
It's called an accent.
2:42 this is off topic but does anyone eat stuff off the floor after 5 sec?
The "g" was seperated from 'brushin'
That giraffe is just eating his cereal chill guys
There is no explanation to how fast I clicked
How
Pyro 8267 _It can’t be explained_
I love this comment section already
Nan
IT cAn bE eXpLaInEd
the fact that he says the joke went AROUND his head infuriates me more than it should 5:52
Gio, can you tell us, what is you favorite kind of BEAN?
Ur mum
Someone in the YT comment section: *doesn't get a joke*
99.9% Percent of people: *hippity hoppity I will cyber bully you lol*
I haven’t been this early before.
IS IT REALLY YOU
The banana duck, native to Haiti and Venezuela, is aPEELing for it's bright yellow skin and long bill
No views and 5 likes...
God dang it youtube
7:56 it's not a cat that loves strawberries, it's not a bird that loves watermelon, IT'S CLEARLY A DOG THAT LOVES GRAPES. OKAY!?
Edit: they also named me after someone else in the world. They just liked the name so much they wanted to name me Ava.
Me is early :D hows life y’all?
My finals got over!! Now I am free!
Katzly Niiiiice!!!
@@WeenDiggins ikr
Katzly I stayed up playing overwatch last night and won the event skin
@@WeenDiggins it's 1 am here and I am watching TH-cam lol I was playing MC earlier
The last one reminded me of this kid who LEGITIMATELY believed that ores from Minecraft weren’t real.
XD
1:02 english and british are literally the same exact thing
1:30 Lol, I was went there a day ago and I was waiting for someone to fricking not get the joke.
3:29 I'm to cool to breathe.😎 I am the world record holder for holding my breath.
The last one:
"You can't just make stuff real out of videogames"
*The Hacksmith would like to know your location*
Blind people: cant hear
Deaf people: cant talk
People that can't talk: can talk but cant see
People in the math problem
Jack: I have 5,000 apples
Friend has none
Jack: no problem I will give you 2,500 of mine
Oh my gosh the Minecraft door had me laughing for a whole minute, so clever 😂😂
I will take each and everyone of these people’s hamstrings and femurs and turn them into violins-whilst using their spinal cords as bows-to play the entirety of the A Hat in Time OST
1:07 don’t forget scottish & irish
Bobby had 500 pieces of bread. Johnny gave him 100 more for his birthday cake. How many pieces of bread did Bobby have?
An undefined quantity
8:08 Actually the person who called that guy and idiot is an idiot, Franklin Delano Roosevelt was a US president he served 3 terms then died from his polio during his 4th
Currently there is a law against people being president for that long because FDR served 12 years as president making him (I think) one of the most popular presidents in US history
1:39 “you’re basically just brushing your cat w/ a paintbrush”
2:58 nah he just reading the lyrics
Double r/whoooosh
Your woooosh sound is still the most satisfying sound my ears have ever experienced.
9:09 *The outro reminds me of my blood cells dancing in my veins*
4:16 the accent makes it 1000% better 😂
Animals before evolution was invented by Charles Darwin:
4:34 Ayyyy, Minecraft!
Of course Ceasar said "name a salad after me". He did become a famous vegetable and a paperweight.
i especially hate the people who get wooshed on r/jokes and r/memes. like they’re obviously JOKES if they’re on those subreddits 😂
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Add on my screen: *Hey,* *it's* *me,* *your* *dry* *skin*
My second favorite word problem included someone buying paprika by the pound from two websites. You needed about ten pounds of paprika for one website to be cheaper.
Fun fact :
Half of the majority of people getting mentioned in r/woooosh are joking or just wanting attention or get involved in r/wooooshed.
GUYS, THEY TURNED THE GUY FROM GIOFILMS INTO A REAL PERSON.
“I think the joke went over your head” 9/10 dentist agree
Me: funny.
Dead animals: funny.
(edit)
Me:funny
Dead animals:funny.
My friend: make some meme jokes pls
Me: you wouldn't get it
My friend: what?
Me: you wouldn't get it
why is that every time I watch r/woooosh I wanna scream at all the people that don't have a sense of humor
"They can't just make things off video games."
Me realising theres a guy called hacksmith that makes things based on video games : *Are you sure about that?*
8:24 I like how he says that there is no 30 or 31 THIS February like if there was a 30 or 31 in any other February
Sometimes I think that person was jokingly being serious and we aren't the ones getting the joke, then I realize I'm thinking to much about it
I literally watched this video, forgot that I watched exactly this video. watched it again 2 minutes later. wondered if somebody stole this video because I recognized all of the posts in the exact same order. And now I'm here
soo this is how ceasar salad was invented:
*"Caesar gets crushed by a cross"*
Joseph joestar:SHIZZAAAAAAAA
4:17 The way he said Haiti