angela giarratana one-liners

probably my most requested video! she's an icon and a legend
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timestamps/links:
0:00 - if air conditioning was a solid • Can We Guess Reddit's ...
0:13 - also, i effed your girlfriend • Most Embarrassing Stor...
0:44 - the first laugh ian got th-cam.com/users/live0YR896vQ...
1:13 - it's like if a towel was dancing th-cam.com/users/liveAtoMlSMH...
1:30 - that's what i call that b • Cards Against Humanity...
2:14 - while chanse and i were getting laid • Try Not To Win Mario P...
2:33 - there's a pope on the road again • Try Not To Laugh Chall...
2:47 - bro probably walks into tgif • Why Are They Like This...
3:14 - i fear i'm losing the room • Thinking OUTSIDE The B...
3:40 - we're gonna light your ... • Eat It Or Yeet It: The...
4:04 - I AM JESUS • Acting Out Our TH-cam...
4:25 - i made the steak for you mama • Which Friendship Will ...
4:35 - a duck under water • UNO Made Me Do It
4:56 - your poop foot hit the villa • SMOSH DATING SHOW??
5:06 - garrett doesn't wear deodarant and • Eat It Or Yeet It: Foo...
5:19 - pretty mid • The Chosen Multiverse ...
5:28 - and the memories are for us • Can We Guess Reddit's ...
5:37 - i'm poop • The Quiet Game Challen...
5:44 - an oscar wilde joke? i'm feeling the clicks • Relationship Flops | R...
6:13 - you're getting glare? th-cam.com/users/liveYop7oA7r...
6:31 - suck a tit • How To Cut An Onion Wi...
6:40 - we were too busy thinking of something else • Do Men Know Reproducti...
6:59 - a little bit of gentleness • Who Wrote These Rules?...
7:11 - yeah and ian isn't pudding • We Roast Anthony With ...
7:21 - i know damien's • Getting WAY Too Person...
7:40 - hey bitch holes • Follow The Rules or El...
7:44 - the nerfs are in the gun • Is He Cheating?! | Rea...
#smosh #angelagiarratana

[@joselocalau123]

i love how she says the most batshit insane things and people have to stop for a second to react

[@k_fuller]

Honestly, she stops to process and react to what she just said, too

[@day9811]

@@k_fullerher mouth runs faster than when her own intrusive thoughts hit. all happens automatically.

[@Lunabyes]

@@day9811 so that's why I relate to her so much lmfao

[@uncomfysapphic8415]

Angela proudly saying "I know Damien's" will never not be funny

[@____username____]

And we know she definitely does know too

[@morganj1431]

the immediate takeback + chanse's face... yea

[@CaitCher]

"Angela?"

[@hansolobutimdead]

I dont get it

[@keysotin2433]

@@hansolobutimdead They have had intercourse.

[@KaiKatasukii]

i love angela's talent for bypassing shayne's laugh from making any noise and just making him immediately start crying and turning red from laughing so hard

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

No one can make Shayne laugh like Angela besides Shayne and I believe that

[@ryanschoeff]

“There’s a pope on the road again” gets me every single time, it’s the funniest shit to me

[@JorgePerozalikesbread]

yo that is me for real

[@Shrewballs]

The “again” made that bit so much better

[@iris__steel]

i will never get over the ‘its like if a towel was dancing’ line

[@carmengaffney7183]

“But I love towels!” ❤😂

[@ErdTirdMans]

The only thing better than an Angela one-liner is an Angela one-liner followed by a Chanse scolding

[@Votrex...]

Angela... Angela... Angela

[@daanachmad4032]

And Shayne’s silent laughter.

[@Wanttowrite]

I'm shit with remembering names, but I quickly picked hers up because of him.

[@grumpletybooeg3338]

it's amazing how "the nerfs are in the gun" and "the barrel is loaded" are basically just both versions of "there's one in the chamber"

[@kelbimckinley8042]

And the precursor to the log hitting the net 😂

[@AnnaLastname]

shayne’s her biggest fan

[@melareniandcheese2331]

i use “relax relax, I fear I’m losing the room” so often now whenever someone questions me lol😂😂

[@Phage0070]

"Losing? It's lost, bitch!"

[@JokerCrowe]

My favourite thing about angela is that she's so funny on purpose about 50% of the time, and then she's so funny on accident the other 50% of the time 😅😂

[@jahnabanana]

Chanse laughing so hard he absolutely TUMBLES out of chairs will never not be hilarious to me. Definitely forgot that he did it after "you're getting glare, im getting fucked". :P

[@annikan42]

I need a compilation of Chanse laughing so hard he falls out of chairs

[@jahnabanana]

@@annikan42 need it so bad

[@gilly_axolotl]

And the way he goes to lean on her and she absolutely swerves out of the way. Fucking hilarious 😂

[@TheTaiylorWallace]

I love how much Shayne loves Angela's one-liners XD

[@shinypikagaming]

Shayne is Angela’s strongest soldier, always willing to turn red and gasp like a dying fish at her jokes…

[@daanachmad4032]

Shayne loves that someone is even more unfiltered than he is.

[@nicodeguyoh66]

"yeah and ian isn't pudding" and "oh no there's a pope on the road again" will stick with me til the day i die

[@axismage91]

Never forget. "THATS MA PURSE!!"

[@beakatrinap]

LMAO THE WAY CHANSE JUST SAYS "ANGELA" EVERY TIME HAS ME ROLLING

[@liammcfarlane13]

Any time Angela does something silly and then yells “HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY, RELAX… I FEAR I’M LOSING THE ROOM!”

[@the3nder1]

"Losing? It's lost, bitch!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KingOfGaymes]

The pregnant clown thing will always be my favorite Angela one liner like it’s just so perfect and Amanda taking a moment to get it is just the cherry on top 😭

[@mairaahmed8764]

I didn’t get that joke. I feel so dumb can you please explain it to me? 😭😭😂

[@TheGardiner]

@@mairaahmed8764 The pregnant clown that the card refers to is Angela’s stepmom. So Angela would call her stepmom (that bitch) a clown.

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

​@@mairaahmed8764the "clown" is her stepmother who she hates

[@monsterdonutkid]

👹 A LITTLE BIT OF GENTLENESS 👹 GOES A LONG WAY 👹

[@PkKirby]

Seeing these moments back to back really solidifies how consistently funny she is.

[@rowly8478]

I love “and ian isn’t pudding”

[@clarasundqvist6013]

i don't think there will ever be an angela moment that tops "i know damien's" for me. you can so clearly see her come up with the joke and then open her mouth before the thought is finished. add everyones reactions and it's a 10/10 moment

[@Gamer-it9hq]

I blame this channel for bringing her up to a top 3 cast member for me.
She’s grown on me over time, but seeing all her moments together really highlights how great she is

[@DaemonMunkir]

It's so small but how hard Shayne laughs at almost every one of these makes me so happy

[@szephyr]

I am deeply in love with Angela and Amandas dynamic, they’re so potent together.

[@Votrex...]

Strong, Powerful?

[@CantRelateToDesperation]

I'm not joking when I tell you she's Smosh at at least 70% strength

[@dilflvr2]

she’s so genuine and funny i love her

[@dilflvr2]

I LOVE U ANGELA

[@smoothmidnightfudge7450]

I don’t think anybody makes Spencer lose it as often as Angela does. He’s normally so good at playing the comedic straight man (as in straight-faced, although the other kind too tbh) that it’s really funny to see him crack up every time Angela gets going

[@rebelks88]

Gentleman’s don’t lose Mario party is now my go to video when I want to laugh. The energy was immaculate with those two and the fake cigarettes.

[@rjh1290]

Everyone always talks about the drunk stream and her saying "I'm getting fucked" but her yelling "they're drafts!" Lives rent free in my head

[@georgedoty-williams2085]

Angela Giarratana My Beloved, my celebrity crush

[@adamkaufman724]

NO SHE'S MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE HER

[@jackthefrog80085]

Angela and Arasha, my two biggest Smosh crushes

[@georgedoty-williams2085]

@@adamkaufman724 AW HELL NAW I WANT HER TOO, AND I WANT HER NOW

[@matthewhearn9910]

I saw her first! (opening night of Starkid’s Black Friday)

[@emilydimeler5426]

Crazy you said this and now there's a video of Shayne guessing everyone's celeb crushes

[@cracklequartz1336]

the level of creativity and accuracy she uses to describe things is astounding … tastes like if air conditioning was a solid… like if a towel was dancing… a duck underwater …

[@daanachmad4032]

No wonder Angela and Shayne get along really well.
They don’t have filters.

[@keithklassen5320]

Naw, Shayne absolutely has a tonne of filters; he uses his intuition but he is also quite careful in many ways. Not a criticism btw, I think he's great.

[@kayleejayne]

Another zinger, another zinger by Angela Giarratana from two broke girls

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

"That's 3 girls"

[@ThePhilAretosShow]

There's a pope on the road again is still my favourite bit

[@sglauney]

you can tell its a good line if chanse says "angela. no. angela." like a mother

[@Kingbimmy]

“I fear I’m losing the room!” is genuinely one I’ve incorporated into my own life, and it’s incredible 🤣
It’ll never not be funny to me❤

[@loganhill8736]

She just says the first thing that comes to her, 95% of the time it’s a banger the other times it’s a “oof I wish I hadn’t said that” moment

[@MemeLord-dy6mv]

Not only does Angela say what everyone in the room is thinking but also what she is thinking out loud

[@horangdino]

now we just need an angela and shayne trivial pursuit tntl

[@user-qw4rt1xv7t]

Shayne is so obsessed with her comedy.

[@RonnieStewartJr]

0:23 I feel like there’s nothing Angela loves more than getting her bros to laugh

[@BroZilla-vh3tu]

'name one book written by a woman'

[@ThePhilAretosShow]

I made the steak for you Mama is criminally underrated

[@ronjaengarde]

Angela's unhinged witch cackle at 0:34 just, nourishes my soul, I love that

[@Ambrozy27]

Maturing is realizing you didn’t hate Angela when she started… no you were just mad that she’s funnier than you

[@ceciliacole2066]

you hated her??

[@Ambrozy27]

@@ceciliacole2066 No! But I know people were very polarized about her comedy style.

[@r.m.miller]

I didn't hate her I just had to get used to her, now I love her.

[@haileyh.9397]

I need an Angela multiverse video like they did for Shayne.

[@putaboogyinit5442]

Everyone, miss giarratonya Harding

[@kaiuniverse876]

Chance's dissapointed "Angela" is hilarious

[@janahoeningmusic]

Angela is such a beacon of happiness and positivity.

[@luciojb]

Angela and Shayne are bestfriend vibes, they laugh at each other's jokes and love to make each other laugh. what a duo

[@Ken-qw5jr]

All the “new cast” is amazing but Angela most definitely has the most hilarious quotables

[@chamayandham]

Oh my god. The one liners are, and no disrespect to the cast, the reasons why Angela is smosh’s main character

[@Xbx0ne]

I legitimately searched for a video like this LAST NIGHT. What timing

[@Alassandros]

The girl has Chris Farley energy.

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

Angela is so amazing

[@svenornitier]

Angela is my Spirit Animal

[@PotatoLover84]

The video we’ve been waiting for! Angela can really make anyone laugh but definitely makes Shayne laugh the most!

[@PearloftheParticular]

Angela is the main reason I still watch Smosh content, she’s incredible 😭😂

[@Mc-fe3qe]

Someone needs to make a comp of all the times chance says someone’s name repeatedly in disbelief bc the way he says “Angela… Angela 6:51” just scratches my brain

[@StarandRibbons]

serpentking made a small one haha th-cam.com/video/42FzqgYItMo/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUTY2hhbnNlIGFuZ2VsYSBzbW9zaA%3D%3D

[@chamaks]

i think i saw one like 3 months ago! also, can u explain the joke in that clip? i never understood it😭

[@Mc-fe3qe]

@@chamaks she thought 9/11 happened in 2011 when it happened in 2001 (9/11/01 - month/day/year) her mistake was made even more funny by americas whole thing with 9/11 is “never forget” … and she forgot

[@chamaks]

@@Mc-fe3qe oh i was talking about the clown one lol but i got it now🤣

[@calci2679]

“Also I effed your girlfriend” I think that was the hardest I have ever seen Shayne laugh.

[@jvwriter9028]

It’s the way she gets shayne every time

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

I'm reminded of Britta's uses of metaphor in Community

[@thisislea93]

I love this woman with all my heart!

[@maayangoldman1266]

New favorite video of all time

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Angela screaming "A LITTLE BIT OF GENTLENESS GOES A LONG WAY" is such a mood 😂

[@anice5005]

the best part of the last one is how unfazed Spencer is while looking at her

[@lyss010387]

Holy shit. I love her. Thank you so much for this compilation. Her one liners make me double over

[@raspyqurky4485]

my queen bro

[@user-ye8py8ys9b]

bro i love angela so much, every time smosh drops a video, i pray she's in there

[@MrIceio]

appreciate the links and timestamps to the original video!!

[@honeysplaylists]

Please make a pt. 2 ive been rewatching this like crazy i love this

[@vee3503]

this brought me to tears 😭

[@victoriapastrano3533]

I love Angela with my whole heart

[@angelf8719]

needed this

[@Luke012]

Angela and her no fucks given attitude is definitely one of the better cast members of smosh

[@gemmacadd2252]

Never clicked on a video so fast

[@Gabehasrabieslol]

omg i saw someone jokingly saying this should be made on the reddit vid last weekend 😭 you’re amazing for this fr

[@JesseDCrespo]

0:33 her laugh fills me with joy

[@jahirhipps5843]

You’re getting glare is TOP tier

[@nidoquienn]

is there already a compilation of angela's laughs? i especially LOVE her witch laughs (affectionately) like in 0:34

[@AgudoAngelica]

and shayne is (almost) always there to witness it

[@CVRDIVC]

Ah. A compilation of Angela roasting Courtney’s wife. *clicks immediately*

[@libby8920]

my fave

[@faiza7533]

Neeeeeed a video for Arasha’s one liners too

[@rosyellis14]

shes so funny

[@tappenyaki]

can’t believe i’m here before the views hit 100 on an angela video

[@squidpigeon7048]

i wanna be her

[@GoblinQueen.]

I love her so much. Forever our feral guinea pig queen❤

[@wakisabe]

I love Angela’s frantic “Hey!! Hey!!"s the most

[@user-ye8py8ys9b]

the oscar wilde joke one is THE funnieST!! When i heard it first time i just COULDN'T EXIST ANY LONGER! It was so funny, the way she came up with it on the spot

[@georgedoty-williams2085]

Thanks for adding the context to the "TGI Friday's" quote. I don't think I watched that Reddit Stories

[@BramVanhooydonck]

Say it all with me now:
Aaangela...

[@barbara8497]

shes really gilda radner i love her so much

[@imyour-realdad]

There needs to be a compilation of Amanda’s quotes and clips of times where it takes her a minute to get something or when someone has to explain something to her

[@h0lly_blue]

3:08 Damien's face

[@RunningShovel]

The pure joy in her laugh at 0:34 watching Shayne break down silently.

[@faiza7533]

I
AM
JESUSSSS

[@joshkorte9020]

Angela's wit is so fast. She'll say the most outa pocket thing, then people will laugh, then they understand what exactly she said and laugh harder. Its perfect.

[@kuroshomecafe1807]

I cannot watch this video in public, I'm cackling

[@katyanderson1413]

my favorite thing is when she misspells something or something like that and she just starts yelling "HEY. HEY. HEY." over and over again

[@zehra_ay]

I love Amanda saying "I just got it" repeatedly while laughing in the pregnant clown bit