@@Paul_Elam You actually eat food? I must give that a try. I have a T-bone, almost a Porter/House, the Tenderloin portion is huge, calling my name. Salt, Pepper a little Lime Juice and a touch of whats-this-here sauce. Garlic and butter. Not bad for a first meal.
This is why you need human beings (vs. botheads) monitoring "mis / disinfo.," beginning with the "intel insiders," mainstreamed to alt. Medea, and of course corporations, the BAR and the "alternative... to intelligence." (Translation: "Garbage in, garbage out...") 😃😉
After baking, remove from oven and cut into cubes. Fill crock pot with 3 cups of tomato sauce and one cup of buttermilk. Add the meat, then add one can of sardines and one can of mackerel. Set to medium and cook for 3 hours. Add hot sauce and soy sauce to taste, then, throw it out the back door.
I skip the salt and use seasoned tenderizer. If it needs more salt, I'll salt it on my plate. I use pepper, of course. I don't care to cook all fkn day, man. I wanna EAT!
I won the world championship for steak cooking 8 years in a row. The last time, the guy next to me used this exact recipe, and the judges took him out back and broke his spatula hand. He never cooked again.
For my next meal I will show you how to make an omelette by cracking open six eggs, throwing away the yukky runny stuff inside, then cooking the shells.
Saying: "Cut them in half, into strips, then into cubes" is WAY BETTER than saying "dice" them. Anytime you can replace one word with an entire sentence, do it.
Me too, but I used McDonald's "Secret Sauce", then topped it with pickle relish and anchovies. I also baked it inside a putrid, dead skunk I found on the side of the road.
Great tip! But you gotta give the steak a couple flushes in the toilet to tenderize the meat first! Make sure its a big cut so it doesn't flushed down.
I'm watching this in amazement from the village of Bexley in London. I am aghast at the sacrilege you just committed on two perfectly adequate steaks. A good grind of sea salt, a grind of black pepper, heat some light olive oil in a good cast iron grill pan and sear each side for one minute, repeat, turn the hob down and for a 16oz steak cook for about 5 minutes each side until a crust has formed, remove from the heat, place on a warmed plate cover with foil (shiny side down), rest for 10 minutes, slice and eat. There, fixed it for you.
Texan Here: It's better over a fire, cousin. Flame kissed & smoke infused. I use salt, pepper & garlic powder. Sear top, bottom and all sides. Cook to medium well on the grill, with a no lighter fluid fire. Plate & top with butter. Rest 15min. My wife (also from London) has cooked it your way, and it's still, damn nice. Do we need to invade? Let me know.
Sad.....SAD... is that the best thing you can muster? It's an abomination. An affront to anyone who has ever EVER managed to turn on a stove or light a BBQ. Imagine, some poor beast was taken to an abattoir only to have this done to its remains.
Sumagot itong tagatingin, libre daw iyon ipinadala niya maaari dahil siya ay sumagot eh at walang bayad (iyong walang kahihiyan kundi puro kayabangan lamang), so ibig sabihin walang kinalaman sa amo niya iyon. Wala nang kinalaman don ang aking ex.
No 5-star steakhouse would ever boil a steak. Any reputable chef would kick out whoever was at the meat station who did this as boiling meat removes a lot of its flavour. You pan sear it to seal in the flavour and then finish it in the oven or you cook it over a grill to develop a nice crust.
I can’t cook yet I thought it was a travesty. My thoughts and prayers go out to the poor cow. Try to rest in peace. Your sacrifice was not lost to many of us.
Dude stop commenting this. You SEAR the beef in the pot and then after deglazing and putting the ingredients in THEN you return the meat to a boil. A beef stew is not made this way. It's disgusting and clearly way overcooked and extremely tough you can see that in the video clearly.
I especially love when she's cutting the steak at the end where it takes a chef's knife and a sawing action to cut a piece off. That's how you know it's a good steak 🤣
You should try marinading the steak in A1 sauce for an hour then cook it in the microwave 5 minutes on each side. Then throw it in your dryer for about 10 minutes until you get all of the moisture out and then serve it with a tennis racket.
I think I'll just stick with my charcoal grill, cooking it medium rare.Those were too nice to go to all that trouble to screw them up with all that trouble.
@@royjohnson465 Sure,but I don't put a whole steak in a pot of water.I use a cheaper cut of meat such as STEW meat cut into chunks.I save the fine steak for the grill.
No, no, no, no, no… please grill your steaks on a grill or frying pan. There are millions of videos on how to do this, and try reverse searing if you can. But boiling etc is blasphemy! Not sure what kitchen you saw this but it was not in Texas. ❤ from Texas!
As a chef. I believe this is the worst way to possibly cook such fine steak. This is a culinary crime
Not a chef but yeah this is a crime
Hear hear
As a retired chef, I agree
As a person who eats food, I agree.
@@Paul_Elam You actually eat food? I must give that a try. I have a T-bone, almost a Porter/House, the Tenderloin portion is huge, calling my name. Salt, Pepper a little Lime Juice and a touch of whats-this-here sauce. Garlic and butter. Not bad for a first meal.
Had to come to the comment section to confirm I wasn't the only one that thought this was a total disaster! 😢
It's enough to make a person go vegan!
@@deanmartin6052
*Shudder*.
This recipe is good for old boar meat or raccoon
wow, I did the exact same!!!
@@transparentglazier good for mutton
You did this to just piss people off.
Agreed
And it worked
why? did it not taste good? was it too tough? or you just making dumb comments on something you don't know anything about? let me guess
@@SBanderaB Shut up fan boi
@@SBanderaB It's pretty obvious from the video that it was a tough steak to cut through.
I'm surprised you didn't recommend cooking it in the dishwasher.
Well said.
LMMFAO
OMG, yes! 😂
Best comment by far. LMAO!😂
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I just threw up in my mouth watching this. I didn't realize it was possible to kill the animal twice. My sympathies to whoever ate that.
I'm a chef of forty years, and I have never seen anyone destroy a steak like that in my life.
I'm not a chef and I would not eat that abomination even if a chef of 40 years cooked it for me.
Totally agree
I know, right
That was my first thoughts WELL THAT'S A NICE STEAK DESTROID
Never in a million years have I seen any five Star steakhouse cook a steak this way.
You might as well go all in and serve it with ketchup
LAMO
😂
😅😅😅
Delicious 😂
Love Ketchup on my steak, yummy
This is what happens when we start letting A.I. cook.
Lmao, AI Gordon Ramsay vs Human Gordan Ramsay
LOL even the video had to be narrated by an AI generated voice, no human would do such a thing.
i was waiting for A.I. to say WTF do u think that is..lol
This is why you need human beings (vs. botheads) monitoring "mis / disinfo.," beginning with the "intel insiders," mainstreamed to alt. Medea, and of course corporations, the BAR and the "alternative... to intelligence." (Translation: "Garbage in, garbage out...") 😃😉
@@williamtiffee3799 that's good...we all go on strike. And refuse to pick up THE GARBAGE..lol stay well
After baking, remove from oven and cut into cubes. Fill crock pot with 3 cups of tomato sauce and one cup of buttermilk. Add the meat, then add one can of sardines and one can of mackerel. Set to medium and cook for 3 hours. Add hot sauce and soy sauce to taste, then, throw it out the back door.
Alternative: add to your compost heap. Try to keep the cats away too.
LOL this comment was so funny!
NO Doubt!!! Well done baked Ribeye with tomatoes? What a lamo.
I'll never get that 3:00 minutes back…..
😂 at least we have each other
Me too 😢
Yeah... that was a sh*t recipe.
You won't get alot of things back in life if you keep surfing youtube and the web
If you learned this trick at a 5 star steak house, it MUST have been on Kitchen Nightmares.
Plot twist: When he said "5-star steakhouse", he meant it was 5 stars out of 100.
LOL I totally agree! Can you imagine?! 😂
@@danmackneyii4750 must have been a 5 star taco bell !
Or a very bad 5 star steakhouse 😋👎
Must have been old smelly meat and needed a treatment so they wouldn’t have to throw it out 😂
Why do people try to re-invent cooking a steak? Salt, pepper, fire 👍
If it's a good stick you can skip the salt and pepper, only 🔥
Because people people like me are sick of doing what they are told only to discover yet another tasteless steak as tough as boot leather.
Exactly right. If it doesn't have that fire cooked taste it's been done wrong.
@@NickDonnetelli Have actually tried the other method?
I skip the salt and use seasoned tenderizer. If it needs more salt, I'll salt it on my plate. I use pepper, of course.
I don't care to cook all fkn day, man. I wanna EAT!
I clicked on this vid for the comments and was not disappointed...
comedy gold
shared b/c comment section
@@Anonymous-km5pj I did the same thing, still laughing!!!
Ah yes, Guantanamo Bay Steakhouse. Classic
BEST comment right here!
😂😂😂😂
These are some of the best comments I have ever seen on TH-cam. I can't stop laughing
If anyone shares this recipe I'll personally come over to your home and unplug your internet.
Exactly! Take a damned nice steak and turned it into a damned pot roast.
hah!! i just shared it! and you can never unpl
I did
That cow died in vain
@@slayer7682
Are you ok???
@tobascogladiomatteo4843 I admire your wit sir!.
This made me wheeze 😩😭
That cow died in Spain.
That cow should sue the chef.
I used to think I was absolutely terrible at cooking, but after watching this video I feel like I'm actually doing okay for myself.
Baahaahaa!!!
There you go. This video is fantastic. You can't say it hasn't inspired you to cook. 😂🤣
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Wtf 😒
For his next 5 star trick microwaved rack of lamb
😂 I'm just visualizing... 🤣
Authentic Italian microwave pizza.
What do expect from a AI channel🤷🏻
I can't get true comedy anywhere in Hollywood today, so I come here to the comment section.
I won the world championship for steak cooking 8 years in a row. The last time, the guy next to me used this exact recipe, and the judges took him out back and broke his spatula hand. He never cooked again.
In the weeks it took to recover, he was at the mercy of caretakers who served him warm Spam with green peas daily.
@@kat35lulu88 ...with cold custard on top.
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They wanted to prevent the secret recipe for the perfect steak from reaching the masses.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
For my next meal I will show you how to make an omelette by cracking open six eggs, throwing away the yukky runny stuff inside, then cooking the shells.
That certainly would have a certain crunch factor and don't forget to burn the toast
YUK YUK YUK
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Hilarious!
TH-cam should ban this for”cooking against humanity”
I want to say well done, but I don’t want you to think it’s a compliment.
In Argentina you could be killed for doing this crime to a steak like that!
Ruining a thick steak with this "recipe" should be a federal offense. I wouldn't feed that thing to my dog.
I think your dog would eat it!
Yes 🙏🇺🇲
Boiling a ribeye is illegal in Florida.
How dare he!!😂
My dog wouldn't, too much stuff on it😢@@ElaineKockhecis
Dude made a roast out of steak
It looks dry and tough.
That's what the title says!! Read!
@@f34dave the title says put the meat in boiling water lol. might as well have left it boiling instead of turning it into this abomination
@@f34dave
Which title are you reading Dave?
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@@f34dave No, it does not say that. It says boil it and he learned it from a 5 star STEAKHOUSE. No roast mentioned. Perhaps the AI confused you?
Saying: "Cut them in half, into strips, then into cubes" is WAY BETTER than saying "dice" them. Anytime you can replace one word with an entire sentence, do it.
bot challenge: the German language
Sarcasm is *spot-on!!*
@@mauriman2210damn right 😂
He learned from Kamala. Complete word salad.
@@TMac0925 Making a political comment when the video is about cooking isn't clever, it's stupid.
Well, there's 3 minute's of my life I'll never get back.
Are you sure it wasn’t the leather factory you learned this from
😂
So you took about 2 hrs to ruin a steak that could have been grilled to perfection in 15 minutes
Or less.
@@rickhayhoe or even less. 😃
@@billwhite9703 much much less.
I love this new method! May I suggest using Japanese Wagu steaks with Chick-fil-A sauce slathered on top!
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marinade your chicken in 7-Up.
And then microwave it for 30 minutes.
Me too, but I used McDonald's "Secret Sauce", then topped it with pickle relish and anchovies.
I also baked it inside a putrid, dead skunk I found on the side of the road.
@@stevenhoskins7850 waste not want not! 🤣😂🤣😂
A slight improvement, boil it with an old boot then eat the boot.
What brand of boot do you recommend?
Great tip! But you gotta give the steak a couple flushes in the toilet to tenderize the meat first! Make sure its a big cut so it doesn't flushed down.
What “five-star” steak house did you learn this from?! Is this a joke?
"How to make boot leather in your kitchen." Fixed the title for you.
Love it! 😂
Be honest: You're a closet vegetarian, aren't you?
No 5 star restaurant I would eat at would do this.
5 star WARNING?
Yes, avoid this hotel.
It was a 5/100 restaurant
A one star chef wouldn't. A common brasserie wouldn't.
chef mic lol
First and Last video I'll ever watch on this channel.
Hahaha, I was not disappointed with the comments at all! Everyone was spot on! 🎯🎯🎯
What 5 star steak restaurant does this??
They should lose 4 stars effectively immediately!
He didn't work at a 5-star restaurant.
No 5-star restaurant cooks like this.
loose all 5 stars and be negative another 10 stars. this dude should have to pay people to watch this video. is how bad it is
@@franticzenster8140 More like a McDonalds
Lynch's, Baker LTD, and Risak in Rome to name a few. You couldn't attend a Michelin rated restaurant of a 5 star level, ever.
I'm watching this in amazement from the village of Bexley in London. I am aghast at the sacrilege you just committed on two perfectly adequate steaks. A good grind of sea salt, a grind of black pepper, heat some light olive oil in a good cast iron grill pan and sear each side for one minute, repeat, turn the hob down and for a 16oz steak cook for about 5 minutes each side until a crust has formed, remove from the heat, place on a warmed plate cover with foil (shiny side down), rest for 10 minutes, slice and eat. There, fixed it for you.
Have you been arrested yet, by the Starm troopers?
Texan Here: It's better over a fire, cousin. Flame kissed & smoke infused. I use salt, pepper & garlic powder. Sear top, bottom and all sides. Cook to medium well on the grill, with a no lighter fluid fire. Plate & top with butter. Rest 15min.
My wife (also from London) has cooked it your way, and it's still, damn nice. Do we need to invade? Let me know.
@@stevenhoskins7850 Hear, hear! Ready when needed, brothers.
Shiny side down? Is your aluminum okay?
Peter the OP didn't leave you a heart despite you stating where you lived. They are full of crap just like this method of ruining a steak
Have you LOST your mind????? That's just shameful!! That cut of beef deserves to be cooked properly, and what you did to it is SAD!
Sad.....SAD... is that the best thing you can muster? It's an abomination. An affront to anyone who has ever EVER managed to turn on a stove or light a BBQ. Imagine, some poor beast was taken to an abattoir only to have this done to its remains.
When he started to wrap it in tinfoil.......my heart stopped for a second. Disgraceful! Some things can never be unseen!
He turned a couple of beautiful bone-in ribeyes into yucky pot roast. This guy is dangerous.
That's actually a war crime.
I'm sad right now.
A crime against humanity!
Never in all my cooking career have I ever done that
Me either. Nor will I ever.
Sumagot itong tagatingin, libre daw iyon ipinadala niya maaari dahil siya ay sumagot eh at walang bayad (iyong walang kahihiyan kundi puro kayabangan lamang), so ibig sabihin walang kinalaman sa amo niya iyon. Wala nang kinalaman don ang aking ex.
After watching this, boxed mac n' cheese never sounded so good.
Thats the best way to make the toughes driest steak you ever had!!!😂
Boiled in water, added veggies and wrap in tin-foil. Obviously your no chef.
I am not convinced restaurants go into all this trouble , sir your steak will be ready in 1h30 😂.
Beirut. Waiting for a flight.
I almost called the police when I saw that beautiful steak go in the water.
Those poor ribeyes. What did they ever do to deserve that kind of abuse?
Friends don't let friends allow robots to cook food.
When that 5-star steak house applied for their Michelin star, Michelin sent back a flat tire instead.
We all know this recipe isn't from a "5-star steakhouse" so why defraud yourself with such a blatantly idiotic claim?
No 5-star steakhouse would ever boil a steak. Any reputable chef would kick out whoever was at the meat station who did this as boiling meat removes a lot of its flavour. You pan sear it to seal in the flavour and then finish it in the oven or you cook it over a grill to develop a nice crust.
This like watching California Politicians
Dude heard a restaurant "boils" a steak and didn't realize they meant using a Sous Vide.
lmao!
@MrJudicater Now that would clarify a lot of things! Unfortunately, the AI bot was not told about sous vide.
I can’t cook yet I thought it was a travesty. My thoughts and prayers go out to the poor cow. Try to rest in peace. Your sacrifice was not lost to many of us.
I just reported this video for violent or repulsive content. You're welcome.
No, just no. If there's no direct fire involved, it's ruined.
~Have you ever heard of a Beef Stew before?
Dude stop commenting this. You SEAR the beef in the pot and then after deglazing and putting the ingredients in THEN you return the meat to a boil. A beef stew is not made this way. It's disgusting and clearly way overcooked and extremely tough you can see that in the video clearly.
@@royjohnson465You don't use ribeye in a beef stew!
How to transform an expensive cut into shoe leather.
My Mother in Law already knows how to do that.
I especially love when she's cutting the steak at the end where it takes a chef's knife and a sawing action to cut a piece off. That's how you know it's a good steak 🤣
As an inmate on death row I wouldn't even eat this for my last meal.
Did anyone watch long enough to see him shake dried Chimichurri out of a bottle?
How about we don’t do any of that, and just grill those steaks like a sane person instead ?
Boiled steak. That's a hanging offence where I come from
And so it should be.
And that's letting them off lightly.
No thanks. I'll just grill mine like a normal human.
That guy was cutting through rubber in the final scene, right?
This video should be banned for criminal content.
And that there are people stoopid enough to actually try this method. lol
These comments are F’ing hilarious 🤣 !!
It must have been tough as it took a lot effort to slice it.
You should try marinading the steak in A1 sauce for an hour then cook it in the microwave 5 minutes on each side. Then throw it in your dryer for about 10 minutes until you get all of the moisture out and then serve it with a tennis racket.
Completely 'overcooked.' Ah well, I'm sure the dog enjoyed it.
Should have been labeled how to make beef stew for you and your cats
Poor cats.
This is the boiled beef recipe that made Chef serve on a patrol boat in Vietnam
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NEVER GET OUTA THE BOAT, NEVER GET OUTA THE BOAT!!!...Unless this is served up; JUMP OUTA THE BOAT, JUMP OUTA THE BOAT!!!
"TWO (2) THUMBS DOWN!!"
This should be a criminal offense!!
*I tried this recipe last night, and then I woke up sweating*
Im from Mars, where's mybdamn heart?!?
Sir, this is the steak police, open up!
I'm sure that steakhouse is out of business .
So glad nobody fell for this abomination. Exactly which 5-star steakhouse boils and bakes a steak? I want to know so I never mistakenly go there.
I m watching from Islamabad, Pakistan
This looked like a bit from the old SNL. I can just hear Dan Aykroyd narrating while Gilda Radner boiled the steak.
I don't even eat beef, but even I am horrified by the way those steaks were abused and ruined.
This must be a joke
I think I'll just stick with my charcoal grill, cooking it medium rare.Those were too nice to go to all that trouble to screw them up with all that trouble.
-Have you ever heard of a Beef Stew before?
@@royjohnson465 Sure,but I don't put a whole steak in a pot of water.I use a cheaper cut of meat such as STEW meat cut into chunks.I save the fine steak for the grill.
Grilled Steak is the best
No, no, no, no, no… please grill your steaks on a grill or frying pan. There are millions of videos on how to do this, and try reverse searing if you can. But boiling etc is blasphemy! Not sure what kitchen you saw this but it was not in Texas. ❤ from Texas!
So, you took a Rib Eye and turned it into a pot roast?
About 15 seconds in, I double-checked to see if this was a new ironic vid by The Onion. Poor thing would kill itself again if it had hands.
Whatever this guy thinks he learned, he needs to unlearn it. -the steak force.
Try boil a steak in South Africa you'll be on the next flight out LOL
Do this to someone's steak in US South and you won't MAKE it to the airport
@@drragonhearrt5384I dare him to try that in Brasil.
We’re reaching international crime status here.😂
Was that 5-star steakhouse located in North Korea? 🤔
You did not learn this at a 5-star restaurant. You did learn this at an inner city shelter.
Perfectly hideous way of ruining two steaks and two tomatoes!
You forgot the onions, garlic and herbs. They matter too! lol
Should be arrested for abusing that steak 😤🙈
This is horrible. No offense.
Go ahead and offend.
Wtf. You ruined that steak. Steak omg. Wow. That famous resturant needs to be shut down for steak crime.
5 stars! Yeah, out of 100. the only time I ever boiled red meat was what I made stew and I still pan seared it before I put it in the pot
Why you do this? Meat looked drier than the Sahara Desert.