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  • @charmander777
    @charmander777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    0:42 'Get dat phone outta my face'

  • @TheEsoteric
    @TheEsoteric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    "I don't want to go to Disney."
    Said every introvert ever, including me.

  • @mrs.camilliajones3560
    @mrs.camilliajones3560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "You have to be serious when you're taking a picture and you're in a cowboy suit" 😂😂😂
    He said what he said! He is cutest cowboy I've ever seen and he's taking it serious Mom! He's no baby playing dress up.

  • @dice2770
    @dice2770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Son; I'm the boss
    Mom; why?
    Son; I'm the mom

    • @naomifurbaby2510
      @naomifurbaby2510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (System) KAREN DETECTED PLEASE TAKE COVER

    • @dice2770
      @dice2770 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@naomifurbaby2510 lol

    • @mee68
      @mee68 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @mdimansantoso3976
      @mdimansantoso3976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well now we knew whos the boss at home

    • @selehadinhabesi3855
      @selehadinhabesi3855 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      diplomacy level 1000

  • @B4nza1l
    @B4nza1l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "its a hard life.."
    same gurl, same 😔✌🏻

  • @coltyncooley5502
    @coltyncooley5502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "Get that phone out of my face " is the best part

    • @bryantbentlee5031
      @bryantbentlee5031 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know Im randomly asking but does any of you know a trick to log back into an Instagram account??
      I stupidly lost the login password. I appreciate any assistance you can give me!

    • @holdentatum5759
      @holdentatum5759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bryant Bentlee instablaster =)

    • @SebastianSquad45632
      @SebastianSquad45632 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHAT IS THAT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SebastianSquad45632
      @SebastianSquad45632 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ALL THAT KIDS ARE MEANIE

    • @dinahbird7473
      @dinahbird7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      AndreiTV *eyes glow green* March 17th 2023 9:41 pm in your own home you will die

  • @mrs.camilliajones3560
    @mrs.camilliajones3560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Cuteness from the VERY beginning and the second boy knows what's up! Mommy's are the boss! 💜💙💜

    • @ccappa2001
      @ccappa2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah! OMG while i was typing a choclate chip stuck to my arm lol

    • @trinastrong3076
      @trinastrong3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      6

    • @trinastrong3076
      @trinastrong3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The company

  • @harshiljeetsinghbhatti6107
    @harshiljeetsinghbhatti6107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    8:56 this kid could be a great salesman

  • @TheClearSight
    @TheClearSight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:57 "why are you yelling?"
    *I DONT KNOW!*

  • @HumanSagaVault
    @HumanSagaVault 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:30 best representation of self love

  • @ziesha6597
    @ziesha6597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    5:26 "You hear that smell?".... Joke from the future 😎

    • @Rodger-That
      @Rodger-That 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It looks like soap!

  • @xofam707
    @xofam707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5:26 I love her so much.

  • @mrs.camilliajones3560
    @mrs.camilliajones3560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "We're wealthy!" Son I'd have to say from the list you gave your parents did pretty well for themselves.
    😂😂 it's crazy the things children pay attention to and use as their arguments points. He was like hey we aren't doing too bad around here why not ask for a little cash or toy.

    • @buggyboogle9
      @buggyboogle9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also that kid had a good sense of what's wealthy.

  • @suffiaaaa1637
    @suffiaaaa1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    do you *HEAR* that *SMELL* ?
    it *LOOKS* like soap

    • @karimalrawas6185
      @karimalrawas6185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and she act like its a bad smell although its soap

    • @buggyboogle9
      @buggyboogle9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Using all her senses

    • @tammygillikin1191
      @tammygillikin1191 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how that works now ... I guess?

  • @duvessa75
    @duvessa75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    🤣 'Yo momma is too short!' 😂

  • @Make_SL_Great_Again
    @Make_SL_Great_Again ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'I'm the boss'
    Why?
    'I'm the mom!!!'
    So simple and accurate too. LOL!

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True story!

  • @samcha9448
    @samcha9448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I have never heard a child say “I don’t want to go to Disney...” until now.

    • @seanglennon4012
      @seanglennon4012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's probably going to do great things

  • @sibongilendawoengel
    @sibongilendawoengel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:20
    Shes ready for 2020!

  • @mikadre121
    @mikadre121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    ”You have to be serious when you're taking a picture and you're in a cowboy suit"
    he is not wrong

  • @marlowemay2454
    @marlowemay2454 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the " Get that phone out of my face " 😂 I love your videos 😍

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you Marlowe, we're glad you enjoy our content! 🤗

    • @Gapeach30214
      @Gapeach30214 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kyoot your vids are the BEST!❤❤

  • @oceandarby
    @oceandarby ปีที่แล้ว +2

    (Little Girl casually bakes a normal cake)
    Little Girl: Get that phone, Out of my face

  • @Montybelilai
    @Montybelilai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lord help me
    I am being melted.
    😂😂😂😂
    theese babies are so darn cute.

  • @lorihowell8028
    @lorihowell8028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:48 his facial expressions had me dying

  • @modestasbertasius861
    @modestasbertasius861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:18 YOU MAMA'S TOO SHORT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mandijohnson1670
    @mandijohnson1670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My love for bacon often brings me to tears as well 🤣

  • @albrecto
    @albrecto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    *'cause you know, i gon' call 855-JAY-SANDERS.*

    • @arktos7444
      @arktos7444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *insert OMEGALUL here*

  • @eden-caledoniajohn3168
    @eden-caledoniajohn3168 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When my daughter was 3, we were advised that there was a threadworm infection that was passed round nursery due the sandbox 🤢. I got the treatment and explained to my daughter what it was for. She suddenly bursts into tears
    ‘I don’t want you to kill the baby worms, they are my friends! It’s not nice to kill babies’
    I had to explain that there were likely only grown up worms as the babies were the eggs. She finally relented - I guess it was nice to kill grown ups😂

  • @passamaquoddy8311
    @passamaquoddy8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:40 is the most adorable babyface I've ever seen.

  • @kittieshauntedourfantasy
    @kittieshauntedourfantasy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Let me have some of Emma's world-class Oatmeal Spit Cookies, please!! They sound so good!! >v

  • @TarotTanja
    @TarotTanja ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:45 he is right, if you dont look serious in your cowboy suit, you wont get onto the cinema-poster of "brokeback mountain" :D

  • @princessniyla1532
    @princessniyla1532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:12 had me dying of laughter🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @TheUltimateRare
    @TheUltimateRare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "i don't want a job! I want to clean!"
    "sweetie that's also work."
    *visual confusion*

  • @swavnasahoo711
    @swavnasahoo711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The girl saying I wanna clean, I don't want money, it calls for love with money out of the equation. ❤️

  • @ludmilaweistreichoouuuiujj7660
    @ludmilaweistreichoouuuiujj7660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The cowboy dude is hilarious

  • @eroslove1787
    @eroslove1787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    For the first time I'm not 3 years late

    • @drerryy
      @drerryy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WOOOOO

    • @heatherschiffman6749
      @heatherschiffman6749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daruton Productions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @heatherschiffman6749
      @heatherschiffman6749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope you guys are doing good things like this video

    • @heatherschiffman6749
      @heatherschiffman6749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘

    • @suffiaaaa1637
      @suffiaaaa1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BRUHH 😭

  • @chrisnangle1597
    @chrisnangle1597 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "ill take you...to jail" i love it

  • @insomniangel3600
    @insomniangel3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh my GOD THE GIRL COMPLAINING ABOUT HER DAD NOT BUYING HER ANYTHING IS A BRAAAAT

  • @lizbollinger8
    @lizbollinger8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    7:19
    how i feel inside when i have to do school

  • @angelolucarelli6282
    @angelolucarelli6282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You can stay at home killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @friendlyatheist9589
    @friendlyatheist9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I don't feel good i just watch cat dogs and babies videos. It brings smile and calms down the mood and stress

  • @DM_Lilian
    @DM_Lilian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ,,Your mama is too short", I break down 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Lamalas
    @Lamalas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At that age, it's an honest representation of the kind of language the parents use.

  • @Pixoul.
    @Pixoul. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:04 THAT IS LITERALLY ME EVERYTIME WE HAVE TO GO SOME WHERE EVEN DISNEY

  • @lauriaendy4595
    @lauriaendy4595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 don't take a picture of me, I'm trying to focus 😂😂😂😂😂😅👍 just amazing, he's really trying to focus 😂!

  • @stephaniesky25
    @stephaniesky25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Why are you yelling?"
    "I DON'T KNOOOOOW!!!!"
    HAHAHAHA

  • @halflanding1900
    @halflanding1900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:40 girl told to clean up the crayons was the best

  • @zoeythemoth
    @zoeythemoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:23 that kid is not wrong lol

  • @trinastrong3076
    @trinastrong3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You are" was the best part

  • @patriceboulanger678
    @patriceboulanger678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WOW, 2 boyfriends !!!! 😆 Hilarious !!!

  • @christianmarx3249
    @christianmarx3249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:07 he have good points here

  • @mochachocolate7560
    @mochachocolate7560 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The nibbles are showing made laugh so much

  • @Jah-Love
    @Jah-Love 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ONE OF MY FAVORITES OF ALL OF THESE IS OF THE SMART LITTLE GIRL AT 6:09 - 6:22 - "I'M NOT GONNA TELL THAT LIE AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME."

  • @vanessadeluna4667
    @vanessadeluna4667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:00 captain America when he is a baby lol

  • @anggysaiba3630
    @anggysaiba3630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "im trying to focus..."😂

  • @wasabi_cookie2014
    @wasabi_cookie2014 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    AT 7:14 BRO THE LITTLE GIRL WHO SAID THAT SHE DOSNT WANT TO GET A JOB AND AND DOSNT WANT MONEY AND DOSNT WANT TO LEARN AND WANTS TO CLEAN INSTEAD LOL MAKES ME DIE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @StephanieTips
    @StephanieTips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kids are so confident it's amazing

  • @lauraoram
    @lauraoram 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Daughter: * blows bubbles with her mouth*
    Mom: Don't touch the bubbles with your mouth
    Daughter: COME ON!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @organicgreenpeace6360
    @organicgreenpeace6360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the little boy who said you have to look serious for a costume like this - I hope his mom let him take some photos like he wanted, not just smiling. Nothing wrong with the situation, but I remember I had a “weird” (or, original) way of looking at things as a kid and they were always shot down. I think he’s got some awesome creative vision and we should nurture that in everyone!

  • @mahibamansoor7885
    @mahibamansoor7885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:54
    hey sweetie can you gimme some of that sass? It seems useful xD
    This one always makes me crack up.

  • @larsworldh2106
    @larsworldh2106 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    screaming no to Jesus is really foretelling, those parents deserve what's coming to them.

  • @SoundBlackRecordings
    @SoundBlackRecordings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hate this casual misogyny of telling little girls they can't have boyfriends. No one ever does that to little boys. Tells them they can't have girlfriends I mean, but I assume they don't tell boys they can have boyfriends when they grow up. LOL

  • @emanueleg.4651
    @emanueleg.4651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo' momma's too short killed me.

  • @petuniatherain-nightwing1002
    @petuniatherain-nightwing1002 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:00
    I would subscribe to this kid. If I could, I would give her the 1 million subs she deserves.

  • @anishbera
    @anishbera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Even toddler got to know that mom are boss

  • @wasabi_cookie2014
    @wasabi_cookie2014 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:14 cute face 🥰

  • @extranerdinarytroper4835
    @extranerdinarytroper4835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Your mama’s too short!”
    The kid is good!

  • @CyberLx
    @CyberLx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    who else saw little Donald Trump at 9:19?

  • @mssendfitness
    @mssendfitness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I could really relate to some of these kids

  • @mariab2965
    @mariab2965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lol,the second one was me and my sibling dressing up as moms- she does make up for me- At the end i look like trash. 👁️👄👁️

  • @NGall110
    @NGall110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is why I don't want to go to school: 7:15

  • @sehrishafrin-fr3sp
    @sehrishafrin-fr3sp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She said “It’s a hard life”

  • @oOIIIMIIIOo
    @oOIIIMIIIOo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That girl discussing the payment is on the right track. Don't get fooled, start payment discussions at an early age. Female power. 😀🙋

  • @connorcrazy9342
    @connorcrazy9342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I Love the yo-mama's to short part XD

  • @avagoines1617
    @avagoines1617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:05 Me when I want to feel something in life

  • @hungrypanda2717
    @hungrypanda2717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Kid: you hear that smell mommy? It looks like soap.

  • @ashaler__
    @ashaler__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i ended up stopping music to watch this i like this

  • @taarasingh6
    @taarasingh6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kyoot♥️

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  3 ปีที่แล้ว

  • @1curvis
    @1curvis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember when I was 3 my mum and my dad and me went camping and my nana came for a couple of hours to the campsite too to make sure we were all set up and she took me to the playground and we were playing rapunzel and I said ‘it’s ok I can get out the tower because there is a slide!” 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹

  • @harrypotterfan1018
    @harrypotterfan1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dad: your too short
    Kid yOu're tO ShOrT

  • @Th3skrunkliezrt
    @Th3skrunkliezrt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love your channel as always and these type of videos cheer me up 👏👏💕

  • @emmakontzer2697
    @emmakontzer2697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Because I want wine😂😂

  • @-Bn90
    @-Bn90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    XD this channel makes my day keep it up >XD :D

  • @danielschwerdt4449
    @danielschwerdt4449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:26 american, 100%

  • @lainevon3429
    @lainevon3429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Boy: i want to get a shot.
    Also boy: i want to get hurt.
    *During the shot* OWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • @azhyon
    @azhyon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    HERE NEW VID YES!!

  • @14Rose_Petals
    @14Rose_Petals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I came here after a few years, and it’s just as good as I remember it
    Keep up the good work

  • @jemlynrush7000
    @jemlynrush7000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Get that phone out off my face lmao

  • @cosminxxx5287
    @cosminxxx5287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    funny how almost all this sentences will come back 20 years later at some college party after 3 galons of beer...

  • @janejarve
    @janejarve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh bless. They sure would cheer a weary heart.

  • @cleveland2020
    @cleveland2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Get that camera out of my face."

  • @mmc9828
    @mmc9828 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:07 That's right, girl. Don't sell your talents short. Get that money! LOL!!

  • @vijayshow4689
    @vijayshow4689 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:40 😭

  • @hydra5241
    @hydra5241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kid:dad I’m so mad at you
    Dad:oh yeah go away and clean your room!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @soff881
    @soff881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just love the fact that how kids hate the Vedio recording n all, they just wanna be in a moment....very rare to see in adults nowadays

  • @IrishHeart
    @IrishHeart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    do you hear that smell? it looks like soap!

  • @jasehumphries4740
    @jasehumphries4740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:27 2020 commercials be like

  • @lenniegray3086
    @lenniegray3086 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:21 I mean the kid's not wrong.

  • @hihello3473
    @hihello3473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YEAH OH YEAH I AM
    KYOOT
    WAHAHA

  • @joannejohnston2472
    @joannejohnston2472 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love those babies

  • @1063dreamhouse
    @1063dreamhouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Keep the good work Kyoto😂 your videos are really funny