How Many Feet Does God Have? | Joel - NY | Talk Heathen 04.11

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  • @IT_217
    @IT_217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    One of those callers that keeps saying 'I understand' when they mean 'If you've finished your point I'd like to ignore it and continue my script'.

    • @c.guydubois8270
      @c.guydubois8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or I don't care about your B.S. (belief system) I have a sure- ness!

    • @hundejahre
      @hundejahre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was going to say pretty much exactly the same thing, but I’ll just “like” your comment instead.

    • @c.guydubois8270
      @c.guydubois8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @David Parry and heaps of manure, the bouquet o'live-stock (dead-stock is called meat!), Sickness vomitus, no sanitation guidance/effort for a camp of millions...ahh the glory, to be chosen...sing ye priest, dance ye naked princes (Emperor's No clothes?)...

    • @astrosci8864
      @astrosci8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So...a theist then?

    • @splitpitch
      @splitpitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      in defence of the caller, they do not really listen to him either. I agree he is creating a set of conditions for his own concept of god to fit neatly into, but the hosts continually obstruct him. By all means pick holes in his argument, but surely, to do that, you need to listen to his argument first. All of it, in one go without constant interruption.

  • @xThe_Wendigo
    @xThe_Wendigo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “You cannot have before time”
    Joel : Okay
    “Now did something ever exist before time?”
    Joel : Yes
    That shit was hilarious 😂

    • @xThe_Wendigo
      @xThe_Wendigo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never-ending party Shh 🤫

    • @xThe_Wendigo
      @xThe_Wendigo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never-ending party Look at me. Stop typing out your script. I do not care. 🤫

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So, WHICH god is it, and why not more than one? From a prior universe?

    • @tedweird
      @tedweird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The laughing in the background made it

  • @jeffh8094
    @jeffh8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    My mind has become numb from listening to this guy. My hat's off to the hosts for being able to listen to this stuff week after week and attempt to engage, as best as possible, in adult, reasonable discourse.

    • @jkar1747
      @jkar1747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its so bad that if I was the host I would start to feel dumb myself for not being able to answer or explain his nonsene. I'm glad they're able to read between the lines.

    • @perilouspoozer3749
      @perilouspoozer3749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was so tedious. I only managed to watch 10 minutes of it.

    • @joesmoke9624
      @joesmoke9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff T But you still watch children’s hour. Bless your cotton socks

    • @CrazyBeardedGamer
      @CrazyBeardedGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just thinking wow these people have the patience of saints.

  • @RegebroRepairs
    @RegebroRepairs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "Let's define God's properties: It has no properties."
    OK, Joel, that's all you needed to say. You have nothing. Try again.

    • @RegebroRepairs
      @RegebroRepairs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Almighty Jesus "An atheist is just as much a pawn to God as His chosen."
      Or not.

    • @gazza595
      @gazza595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Almighty Jesus Like most of your fellow mythologists you're making claims, provide testable evidence to support those claims or go away.

    • @wickedcabinboy
      @wickedcabinboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Almighty Jesus [whatever] - you haven't yet demonstrated this god of yours exists. Your assertion is meaningless. You , sir, are a pawn of your delusion.

    • @casper130rocks
      @casper130rocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG someone finally done it a truthful verifiable definition for God. Congratulations man well done I think you should get this year's Nobel prize. now we need to spread the good word

    • @cy-one
      @cy-one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Almighty Jesus wtf where you doing that you made your guilt (aka conscience aka god) flare up several times a day?
      Are you one of those Christians that need God to not be immoral monsters?

  • @scapegoatiscariot2767
    @scapegoatiscariot2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    In the beginning, Man created god in his own image. Since then, man's been trying to hide that fact.

    • @Ploskkky
      @Ploskkky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You got that partially right. Man created invisible magical daddy-friends, also called gods, in his image. That is why these gods behave exactly like the primitive people who invented them. That is why the bible god for example likes ass kissing, is pro slavery, enjoys killing and even mass murder, behaves like a bully and a tyrant etc.etc. In short he is a a primitive, uneducated, uncivilized, tyrannical dick. That apparently was the best primitive men in the middle east could come up with.

    • @justifano7046
      @justifano7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Incorrect
      Man created God as a way to say thank you for God creating man.

    • @chrisgibson5267
      @chrisgibson5267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God created man in His own image.
      Man thought it prudent to return the compliment.

    • @bradleyparkinson3600
      @bradleyparkinson3600 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck'n A

    • @BigJayKaner
      @BigJayKaner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Never-ending party "I have no fear. No Christian has fear"
      Haha you gotta be kidding! They're the most pathetically petrified people out there, scared of everything, I mean c' mon, those sad sacks can't even get through life without having their hand held by some invisible sky fairy God (From whose magic buttocks sprang forth all life, the universe and everything)(Seriously, everything, fully formed and farted out of God's magic buttocks, that's their answer to science pmsl).
      "No christian has fear" … Not when God's given his shaky little hand a soothing squeeze, eh...
      Why do you need a God, is life that scary you can't get through it on your own, what's wrong with you?
      I would feel utterly ashamed if I had to admit I needed some fairy sky God holding my hand. I've got too much dignity to be a christian, I'd feel embarrassed, a bit of a failure if I were.
      So which one of the Christianities have you gone with then? Are you catholic, or one of the mental ones?

  • @DarbDash
    @DarbDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It was like listening to people trying to reason with a sentient brick wall. Vi and Eric handled it with style.

    • @basildraws
      @basildraws 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DarbDash well, Vi tried, but Eric... his shtick w the constant interruption has gotten old.

  • @jaymeanderson5121
    @jaymeanderson5121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Right off the bat, he's not listening.
    "Hi Joel!"
    "Hi I'm Joel."
    Whaaaa?

    • @jaymeanderson5121
      @jaymeanderson5121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tonald Drump oh right! I forgot. Gotta stick to the script!

  • @rayxav
    @rayxav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    A prime example of how when your logical thinking skills are weak, you tend to start with weak thoughts that only get worse as you add more to the thoughts.

  • @joeldavis1693
    @joeldavis1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Vi is my hero! "How many feet does god have?" This one question illustrates the problem with believers picking and choosing which attributes of reality must reflect the supposed creator of that reality, while ignoring the attributes that they dont like. The path of questions that she takes him down around the 10 min mark was beautifully done. These are the kind of conversations and videos I love to see and hear

    • @joeldavis1693
      @joeldavis1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jubal Yang, of course a hero can be a woman, they can be any gender.
      Being heroic isnt about who or what you are, it's about what you do and how you do it

  • @hainekohanefuwa5308
    @hainekohanefuwa5308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Where are they?! Can we call them!?" I almost spit my drink on the screen laughing.

  • @thermalchill
    @thermalchill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Eric Sir , I command you for your patience with this caller. You are a very collected individual and that is very rare these days. I appreciate it and find very refreshing. Thank you for lesson in patience and listening.

  • @veranicus6696
    @veranicus6696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This conversation was among the better one. Vi and Eric are a great team.
    I love Eric
    He is getting better each time.

    • @emilymayer5537
      @emilymayer5537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also like how he wrote, "the book of Eric".

  • @nunyabusiness979
    @nunyabusiness979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Eric, I can't believe you would say that "there can't be a before time." I watched it as a kid. It was called *THE LAND BEFORE TIME.* 😂😂😂

  • @Ploskkky
    @Ploskkky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    God whisperers like Joel try to babble their invisible magical friend into existence with utter nonsense. These people are a waste of time and energy, mostly to themselves.

    • @megamus3
      @megamus3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So much valuable time is spent pandering to these halfwits, imagine a world were we weren't commanded to respect these people.

    • @Ploskkky
      @Ploskkky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@megamus3 Joel might very well be a nice and respectable guy, but his religious ideology is beyond ridiculous. I have no respect whatsoever for these kind of religious ideas. I was a christian once myself, 35 years ago, and know from experience how weird in the head theists can get. It reeks of desperation if the only thing you can do to save your invisible fantasy friend from oblivion, is to equate him with everything that is real.
      In fact you dilute your god in a sea of reality and the poor thing becomes completely meaningless. Not dissimilar to how homeopathy dissolves any working ingredient in a sea of water.

    • @correctchristian4255
      @correctchristian4255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@megamus3 We don't have to imagine it. The USSR, China, sex slave industry, don't respect people either. And of course the millions of unborn children slaughtered by those that don't respect them. Hey, if you're looking forward to persecuting Christians, you are well on your way. Yawn.

    • @krisravenscroft9458
      @krisravenscroft9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Religious flesh bags have been slowing the train of advancement for far too long!

    • @josmith9662
      @josmith9662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@correctchristian4255 Christianity demonstrates the inherent needyness and gullibility of humans. Good and bad (appropriate social behaviour) have many influencing factors, including religion induced lack of rational perspective.Your user name does not inspire confidence

  • @stevekendra8983
    @stevekendra8983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love the show!!! Being an atheist in the "bible belt of Michigan" is rough. With Talk Heathen and others I'm finally comfortable talking about not believing (to be clear as far back as I remember I never believed). I finally welcome the conversations and disproving popular stereotypes. Thank you to your whole crew!

    • @lylecrawford2794
      @lylecrawford2794 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parts of Michigan have become the Quran belt apparently.
      Before the age of the internet I had no idea how vilified atheists are by so many because religion just wasn't a topic of conversation with most of the people I knew, including my parents (who, by the way, were the kindest, most honest people one could meet).

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On an atheist podcast now long defunct...Reasonable Doubts, maybe?...they described their base (Grand Rapids) as "the clasp on America's Bible Bra".

  • @caldelt
    @caldelt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Can we all just agree to remove religion from the simulation? It gives me headaches.

    • @ALTDOK667
      @ALTDOK667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      These violent delights have violent ends.

    • @wildylupous
      @wildylupous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Never-ending party
      Get real, idiot. Your god like all others in history is fucking DEAD.

    • @wildylupous
      @wildylupous 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Never-ending party Yes you have only one...it's your god. Go and Fys.

    • @richardvinsen2385
      @richardvinsen2385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never-ending party Atheism doesn’t pretend to have answers. Atheism asks only one question: for theists to prove their god exists. It’s people like you who have no answers.

    • @RegebroRepairs
      @RegebroRepairs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Never-ending party "After debating and defeating all atheists for almost 50 years, I'm the expert here"
      You don't even know what atheism means, and have probably only debated atheists for 50 days, at most. Get down from your strawman.

  • @bookmarksbindery7850
    @bookmarksbindery7850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ahh, a "deepity" is something that sounds profound, but actually means nothing. I've finally found the perfect word to describe Noel Gallagher's lyrics.

    • @Garfieldlysanya
      @Garfieldlysanya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao holy shit, that's perfect. I was singing Champagne Supernova while walking into the house the other day and got to "slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball" before I literally stopped and said "wait...wtf?!"

  • @charmellechateau6258
    @charmellechateau6258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m glad I don’t get high anymore cuz I’ll be right there wit him tryna make it make sense 😭😂😂😂😭

    • @CeezGeez
      @CeezGeez 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nah weed could never do this to anyone

  • @earthman4222
    @earthman4222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thanks for the word deepity. I looked it up. A deepity isn’t just any old pseudo-profound bit of drivel. It’s a specific kind of statement that can be read in two different ways: one way that’s true but trivial, and another that’s much more intriguing but false. Coined by the philosopher Daniel Dennet

    • @dennisdavis6943
      @dennisdavis6943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he usually phrases it like this, to the extent that it's true it's trivial, and to the extent that it's profound it's false.

    • @earthman4222
      @earthman4222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dennisdavis6943 I looked up the definition and cut and pasted it. I didn't type it. I am sure that they have their own way of phrasing it.

  • @twig8523
    @twig8523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would argue that sadness is more of a destroyer than reality is of a creator... Damn, that sooo deep. I think Eric is really onto something with that. We've got the beginnings of a solid cult right there. 😆

    • @whispersmith
      @whispersmith ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sadness might be a destroyer, but fear is the mind-killer

  • @philipinchina
    @philipinchina ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You handled it wonderfully. Well done.

  • @strangeandwonderful247
    @strangeandwonderful247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Love when callers try to setup a "gotcha moment" and you guys not only call them out on it, but beat them to their own punchline. Lol

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EXPERIENCE

    • @AngryBoozer
      @AngryBoozer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Max Larsen I think it’s trying to communicate...

  • @Confluence323
    @Confluence323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    true believers know God has NO feet - he has flippers!

    • @eddhardy1054
      @eddhardy1054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...and tentacles and wings and his name is Great Cthulhu...👾

    • @laapache1
      @laapache1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God is a foot,Sherlock Holmes

  • @fernandezluis11
    @fernandezluis11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I cant believe how much patience you guys have, snap already

  • @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers
    @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    God has no properties, therefore how is god different from nothing?

    • @mojobag01
      @mojobag01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do we have an example of a nothing? *jk*

    • @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers
      @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mojobag01 As far as I'm aware, the theist view is that god has no properties and therefore their example of nothing is god; god is nothing?

    • @mojobag01
      @mojobag01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers Who said a lack of quale indicates non-existence? That would be like confusing zero and undefined.

    • @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers
      @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mojobag01 true but then not really. You haven't just made up the fact of this bird, it's been proven as existing. I could on the otherhand say that there is no proof that a qgichheck exists it's just a word or concept that you've or someone made up out of imagination. The same can be said of a god. There is no real, reliable or testable evidence that it exists except from some ancient book that has not been updated or proven, except by people's faith that it is true, in part because they want it to be true. But the book itself is proof that an all powerful god cannot exist because if it was the word of God then it would be clear and persuasive, persuading anyone who read it of this god's existence. But, it is not universally persuasive at all, indeed it is losing ground in places that have not been indoctrinated and where critical thinking is encouraged.

    • @mojobag01
      @mojobag01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers So the attributes of an ephemeral item are merely borrowed from a more concrete object or abstract. Yep, I think we worked this one out between us. Thor help the apologists though :)

  • @Boris99999
    @Boris99999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    So his god exists “outside reality and time”...
    Does that mean his god is not real and it never existed?

    • @joulian
      @joulian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes...
      but also no

    • @kathryngeeslin9509
      @kathryngeeslin9509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mostly yes

    • @joulian
      @joulian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kathryngeeslin9509
      but also... no
      he's talking about something that exists under a different definition of "existing"

    • @kathryngeeslin9509
      @kathryngeeslin9509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joulian The human mind likes everything to have a beginning and ending, boundaries; and also something before then, after, outside. The contradiction isn't reality or god, just us and our mental limits. We always want to know the farthest edge, but then to know what's past it, and then... turtles all the way down.

    • @joulian
      @joulian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kathryngeeslin9509
      you're completely right
      but you're also wrong :P

  • @AbleAnderson
    @AbleAnderson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The book of Eric is a great bit that I actually think is effective. I enjoy it lol

  • @chrisbonnett6783
    @chrisbonnett6783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The answer to how many feet God has? 42.
    I spoke with a flat-earther today. His argument was that water (oceans) can't be curved because they use water in bubble levels. You can't argue with that.

  • @HetaliaGirl1
    @HetaliaGirl1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So Yoel has anglicized his name and decided to see if Eric and Vi will put up with him longer than Matt.😆

  • @geromeegans
    @geromeegans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He wasn't ready. I love it when they think they're doing something slick

  • @DigGil3
    @DigGil3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think this guys argument summed up is "reality is real, thus god"

  • @dimitrioskalfakis
    @dimitrioskalfakis ปีที่แล้ว

    it is always amazing listening to biblical believers be so knowledgeable about their god, 'his' properties and 'will' ! this one bases his god on platonic objects !! ... and also has deep cosmological understanding of the universe including the big bang !!!

  • @SnipeyMcSendit
    @SnipeyMcSendit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Religion is when people think they get to argue with their imagination but nobody else can.

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a good one
      I'm adding it to my collection

  • @ArcaneEther
    @ArcaneEther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was a great one.

  • @juliocasim4330
    @juliocasim4330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,it is the illusion of knowledge.Stephen hawking.

    • @juliocasim4330
      @juliocasim4330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe in evolution,universe was created 13 billion years and earth about 4.5 billion years.

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Many DO NOT CLAIM it is all impossible. Often, just unlikely.
      Hence why I am an agnostic. But why is YOUR version automatically correct, from this?

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And what was wrong with the spirits and wisdoms of ANGELS? Or of 1/3 of them being suddenly ignorant or suicidal?

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never mentioned a mud puddle. Please remember who is an agnostic, here.

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am NOT an atheist. I just find many of them less obnoxious than some theists, and DO NOT think their case is complete... or yours.

  • @creativewriter3887
    @creativewriter3887 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joel is the verbal equivalent of a Migraine.

  • @TrejoDuneSea
    @TrejoDuneSea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like when they bring time into it, then have to justify that "before time began" is meaningful and useful.

  • @douglassmith6663
    @douglassmith6663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sadness is an Emotion that people feel

  • @mender722
    @mender722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I saw the goal post, I laughed with joy.

  • @grumpyoldman2744
    @grumpyoldman2744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am so confused this discussion was really exhausting... I'm exhausted just listening to it

    • @CeezGeez
      @CeezGeez 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that's a normal reaction after listening to Joel

  • @triplejudy
    @triplejudy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This caller is a classic example of how religion acts like a “brain virus” sucking reality, evidence and intelligence out of the average individual.

    • @UKMonkey
      @UKMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or... Does it show that the average individual just isn't that demanding of evidence or smart...?
      Is it the cause, or just a sympom?

    • @triplejudy
      @triplejudy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UKMonkey good point !

  • @astrosci8864
    @astrosci8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    God has all the feet and no feet: He is the Alpha and the Omega.
    Wow! This religion thing is easy! LOL!

  • @floatingsmiley
    @floatingsmiley ปีที่แล้ว

    Lord I don't believe in, I needed a BIG nap after this one. I don't know how you two did this....

  • @cemrecevikoz
    @cemrecevikoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joel is a unicorn that is also a cheeseburger. Glasser!

  • @tonyharford4625
    @tonyharford4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    REALITY is a property of things which are REAL. Take away all the things which are REAL and REALITY goes away.

    • @BlacksmithTWD
      @BlacksmithTWD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are numbers real?

    • @tonyharford4625
      @tonyharford4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BlacksmithTWD If you take away reality then what's left to count?

    • @BlacksmithTWD
      @BlacksmithTWD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tonyharford4625
      Not an answer to my question. Try again.

    • @tonyharford4625
      @tonyharford4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BlacksmithTWD Define real.

    • @BlacksmithTWD
      @BlacksmithTWD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tonyharford4625
      Why should I define 'real'? You introduced the concept, you define it. You still haven't answered my question btw, do try again.

  • @AM-xr1hm
    @AM-xr1hm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Eric un Vi are saints 😇 in their patience with such discutions. I propose their canonization.

  • @mahfuzurrahmansazal3974
    @mahfuzurrahmansazal3974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Murphy's reactions are fucking priceless

  • @AwesomeShotStudios
    @AwesomeShotStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joel's god is the absolute winner of hide-and-seek. I'm reasonably sure we'll never find him based on his dense definition. Now, where did I put that jar of 'sadness'?

  • @TFfan75
    @TFfan75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He was as smart as a clogged up sink!

  • @apackofhoboes
    @apackofhoboes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To talk to someone that has no freaking clue how silly they sound. It must be wild.

  • @HandoftheLord94
    @HandoftheLord94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Vi made him fall apart 😂 and Eric destroyed him 😂😂😂

  • @andreant862
    @andreant862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Actually Eric you can pick up Sadness, she's blue and chubby and cries a lot

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also anger
      But he'd probably burn your hand

  • @rickrude757
    @rickrude757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is your brains on religion

  • @hzoonka4203
    @hzoonka4203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best way to describe Joel is this;the lights are on,but unfortunately there is nobody at home.just saying,

  • @jimmyshrimbe9361
    @jimmyshrimbe9361 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "No, Wait! I'm talking to the book!" Hahahahahaha 🤣

  • @JLuke2oo7
    @JLuke2oo7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    God cannot be proven therefor doesn't exist. Change my mind with proof and I'll believe whatever it is that you prove. Oh wait...
    THAT'S SCIENCE!

    • @derekmizer6293
      @derekmizer6293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JLuke2oo7
      @JLuke2oo7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jimbus Rift Does the guy who knows a guy that knows a guy know god? I'd love to meet him!

    • @Blukran
      @Blukran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JLuke2oo7 no he knows Carl though, nice fellow

    • @DoYouLoveTheSilverHairedGod
      @DoYouLoveTheSilverHairedGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did Carl stay at a Holiday Inn last night?

    • @derekmizer6293
      @derekmizer6293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jimbus Rift then it must be true
      🤣🤣

  • @TyphoidBryan
    @TyphoidBryan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Man... is like horse." -Borat

  • @Nivola1953
    @Nivola1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    in reality scientists go out and observe what really happens to things and what properties these things have, they don’t define reality as God and than go around looking for something that “fits the bill” or even better just invent a bold ass statement, God is the first!

  • @steflmac
    @steflmac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I define God as someone who has his head up is arse. Damn, Joel is God.

    • @BlacksmithTWD
      @BlacksmithTWD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least you manage to define the word when using it.

  • @tedgrant2
    @tedgrant2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We have a concept of the "universe", which is a very handy concept.
    However it leads to confusion and lots of silly ideas.
    The "universe" is no more a thing than "life" or "love" or "consciousness" or "story" or "afternoon".
    "Reality" is another handy concept which also causes confusion and lots of silly ideas.

  • @miconis123
    @miconis123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't think I've ever heard someone admit, even indirectly, that they have a script.

  • @cjalisyas
    @cjalisyas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dont believe
    “Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.”
    Buddha quotes (Hindu Prince Gautama Siddharta, the founder of Buddhism, 563-483 B.C.)

  • @similaritiesendhere
    @similaritiesendhere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All hail Emperor Palpatine who can't be evil because we simply can't understand his grand plan!
    Me: Aren't we cursed to burn in hell because we have knowledge of good and evil? Isn't that evil? (Echo) Evil... Evil... Evil...

  • @tedgrant2
    @tedgrant2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't you have to discover the properties of a god, not just make them up ?
    We didn't make up the properties of Venus, then go looking for a planet that matches those properties.
    We examined Venus, then listed all the surprising properties that we found.
    The proposed god is it is not available for examination.

  • @bradweir6993
    @bradweir6993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's fascinating that people need to have reality explained to them:(

  • @jasonanderson846
    @jasonanderson846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am too sober for this

  • @Fernando-ek8jp
    @Fernando-ek8jp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe someone put forward an argument so bad, that they've pretty much managed to almost disprove reality

  • @lawsonharrison6927
    @lawsonharrison6927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was a solid 8.5 on the difficult to listen to scale

    • @BlacksmithTWD
      @BlacksmithTWD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could be right since I stopped listening and started browsing the comment section before the end of the video.

  • @correctchristian4255
    @correctchristian4255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Time started at the moment of creation. No matter atheist or Theist, each person has an opinion and only that.

  • @mikeelkady6629
    @mikeelkady6629 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My brain hurts when Eric talks to the caller then goes back to normal when vi get to answer the caller

  • @jesperjee
    @jesperjee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Hi, I’m dumb….I mean Joel!”

  • @erict7093
    @erict7093 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe the caller was referring to the 1988 movie "Land Before Time"....lol!

  • @c.guydubois8270
    @c.guydubois8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks Mr. Murphy... cognitive/verbal creation's remain narratives until such are evident (verified truth) in universe. Menus are not meals, pictures aren't the OBJECT pictured. A DISCRIPTION OF AN OBJECT IS NOT THE OBJECT.

  • @mojobag01
    @mojobag01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The hosts were spot on. God = {}

  • @pixies64
    @pixies64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think I just listen to him calling into the atheist experience

    • @matthewjury4385
      @matthewjury4385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zak rogers and it was just as painful

  • @TAB59101
    @TAB59101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is reality real? Is time real? Is it all an illusion? Deepity Beepity.

  • @jmaniak1
    @jmaniak1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A neutrino walks into a bar.

    • @DeusExMamiya
      @DeusExMamiya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A neutrino walks through a barman.

    • @BigJayKaner
      @BigJayKaner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's always neutrinos, why do you never hear of old ones?!?

  • @jimmyshrimbe9361
    @jimmyshrimbe9361 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "you're on the list" hahaha

  • @Dtag1971
    @Dtag1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    For the life of me..... i really dont see how they do this every week. Been watching for awhile. Wow.... just wow!

    • @cygnustsp
      @cygnustsp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr? I guess there exists people that can be educated, but for me personally it's wearing thin

    • @Phoenix-King-ozai
      @Phoenix-King-ozai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These Atheists are already in hell
      This Might be a better Proof for God than any shit they heard

    • @kinglyzard
      @kinglyzard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Phoenix-King-ozai
      Define your statement.

    • @Phoenix-King-ozai
      @Phoenix-King-ozai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kinglyzard uhh
      Listening to the kind of callers they listen to is like being in hell

    • @kinglyzard
      @kinglyzard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Phoenix-King-ozai
      I'll buy that

  • @happyraver1958
    @happyraver1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did something ever exist before time? Yes!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @emilymayer5537
    @emilymayer5537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Eric has a hard copy of the book he wrote called, "the book of Eric". I wonder if he would make a lot of money if he were to sell those.

  • @kr00m
    @kr00m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Reality is the creator.” Let’s apply synonyms…
    Existence is the architect / Matter is the author.
    We get Kanye West lyrics.
    I’m not sure if Joel would agree or this would disprove his argument… If we went to a parallel universe and found quantum mechanics were different, the people of that universe would be experiencing a different ‘reality’. Is that two Gods?

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey
      Kanye's lyrics are dope

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Atleast they used to be

  • @emilymayer5537
    @emilymayer5537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Put down the bong Joel.

  • @tonyharford4625
    @tonyharford4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Time is like temperature. The lowest possible temperature is Absolute Zero at which all particle movement ceases. A temperature lower than absolute Zero would imply that particles can move slower than being at rest, which is just nonsensical. The beginning of time is when all particles begin to move for 'The first Time'. It is not possible for particles to move before that because that would simply be moving the beginning of time backward, another nonsensical notion.

  • @Trex100
    @Trex100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is bananas.

  • @hagar2025
    @hagar2025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How does this dude know god is gender neutral? It never ceases to amaze me how arrogant believers are in that they assume to know all these properties about their god.

  • @stevenread5473
    @stevenread5473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was waiting for Joel to sell me a time share.

  • @pezfam
    @pezfam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It sounds like he is using the “God is the multiverse” argument.

  • @marigi2013
    @marigi2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that moving goal post and I need one

  • @emaginet
    @emaginet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joel is a world champ in wordsalad

  • @johnm24358
    @johnm24358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If the design of humans was compared to cars, they would be like the Edsel.....

    • @johnm24358
      @johnm24358 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Never-ending party Care to provide proof that Adam lived 930 years? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it says it in your book of fairy tales... Any actual proof? And your whole Rolls Royce analogy is totally stupid...

    • @kelduck8851
      @kelduck8851 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Never-ending party Are you stating that your god is a poor designer that couldn't "create' a human without errors that form these "defects".
      How many more years before these "defects" make it impossible for humans to procreate?

  • @crazyprayingmantis5596
    @crazyprayingmantis5596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God has 1 foot that is 3 individual feet but still all part of the 1 foot.
    You'd think God would help these people out wouldn't you, they're trying to explain the unexplainable and God isn't helping one iota

  • @topdawg3359
    @topdawg3359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol feet " daddy does God have big feet?" -. Dana carvey

  • @mirabilis
    @mirabilis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm 14 and this is deep.

  • @felixgraphx
    @felixgraphx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Taking 'figurative expressions' with literal meaning is a sign of schizophrenia. I have an hypothesis that Religious belief an schizophrenia are related in an aspect of the functioning of the human brain.

  • @stephenkiernan8520
    @stephenkiernan8520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy just poved that his god can not possibly exist and that his god could not have possibly created the universe. But, he still believes in his god.

  • @JayJay-two
    @JayJay-two 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh dear. The feet of god.
    Show them
    Mwahaha
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jaxcooley
    @Jaxcooley ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joel took years off my life

  • @toxic_white_male4064
    @toxic_white_male4064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this show should be called "Golem and the Beta"

  • @dogearflopper7011
    @dogearflopper7011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Feels like I'm worshiping nothing at all...! Nothing at all...! Nothing at all!