Living the Dream with Gerald Swindle - Maintenance Wipe

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ส.ค. 2024
  • I don't know what to say about this one, but it has to do with what I call "Maintenance Wipe".

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  • @liveoaksmokin
    @liveoaksmokin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like this guy could share a lot with us in many things in life. Thanks for sharing!

  • @msquared9605
    @msquared9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “He’s been known to take a maintenance wipe during the day” she killed me 😂

  • @user-yi8pf8on6w
    @user-yi8pf8on6w 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Turned 41 this past year and agree completely with the maintenance wipe. we've used them the past several years while camping and call it a Whores Bath.

  • @gw4738
    @gw4738 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brother, huhhhhh!!! How to start my comment is a bit of a struggle to say the least. Luckily my wife is as amazing as yours after 19 years she knows not to ask questions. I do construction for a living and use porta potties on a regular basis. I’m not sure if you ever have but if you did you know you have to bring your own tp. My heart goes out to you for sure. I’m entering a bass fishing contest every day in 2020 to fish with three pros and you are my # 1 pick for sure. If you have any say in where you will fish PLEASE pic somewhere within driving distance of me. Lake st Claire is 6 hours west of me and is a great smallmouth bass fishery. I live about 1.5 hours southeast of Pittsburgh pa but I enter the contest every day hoping for the best. GS I’ve watched lots of fishing videos, but recently figured how much of a knucklehead you were. I’m gonna keep checking out your videos for sure and hope to see you when I win the contest.

  • @jraintdead
    @jraintdead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LeAnn is a doll!

  • @MoMan.88
    @MoMan.88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Maintenance wipes are mandatory!!

  • @PaBasser
    @PaBasser 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good to know that there are more of us out there. You da Man, G.

  • @OrilliaFishing
    @OrilliaFishing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    lmao, It's about time someone came and talked to us about the important things.

  • @ChuckHickl
    @ChuckHickl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The older I get, the leakier the valve gets and maintenance wipes have become a standard mid-morning and mid afternoon practice. About time we were understood!

  • @davidtyler5032
    @davidtyler5032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dang. Mr swindle thought I was the only full grown man that's using huggie wipes ,whoop glad ya brought secret out , I do maintaining wipes my self , who ever thought toilet paper was a good idea , no no no , skid marks for this hillbilly , thanks god bless and kick some bass ❤🇺🇸🎣 from Michigan

  • @okiefish7066
    @okiefish7066 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    man i swear i thought i was the only one who did the maintenance wipe thing!

  • @kbone87
    @kbone87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great dude, lovely lady. Awesome folks!

  • @screamingenergy
    @screamingenergy 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gerald, I agree on the "Maintenance Wipe", as an FYI, when I was about 13, I started doing what I call the "Insurance Wipe", an extra pass after everything is in order to be doubly sure that everything is in order.

  • @dubkkidd
    @dubkkidd 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    HUGGIES should be one of his sponsors on the Bassmaster tour lol

  • @bubbahouck9290
    @bubbahouck9290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG I thought I was the only one that did that thanks Gerald for sharing that gotta stay fresh

  • @timhafley5177
    @timhafley5177 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty Smile,y'all have something Special.

  • @thereelangler2391
    @thereelangler2391 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are subjects we need to pass on to our children, and the maintenance wipe is one subject that is grossly overlooked.

  • @joelelah1
    @joelelah1 13 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    We've all gambled on a fart and lost........

  • @dexterrhodes5589
    @dexterrhodes5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    G-man you so funny I love all your videos Dexter From Texas

  • @kurthoelter3495
    @kurthoelter3495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ok, think i need a huggy ive been laughing so hard. props man

  • @dv6000hp
    @dv6000hp 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude, G....I was laughing my ass off....showed my wife. See ya soon, hope you make it to fish n' chips at down stream this year. Lata Budeh

  • @brianbarnett3555
    @brianbarnett3555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Real talk via Swindle

  • @ncshorty11
    @ncshorty11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dude wipe sponsor makes way more since now 😂

  • @Jacksonabean
    @Jacksonabean 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Courtesy flushing and wet wipes. 2 must haves!!

  • @gulfscuba
    @gulfscuba 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's right on this!

  • @zgambler1
    @zgambler1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    love g man he will win someday

  • @hunterwalker4918
    @hunterwalker4918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude wipes are the way to go!!😂😂

  • @BasswipeNC
    @BasswipeNC 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gerald came to the Warriors on the Water Tournament in Fayetteville, NC a few years ago and told the story about when he shit his pants while fishing a tournament with a female reporter in the boat. It was some of the funniest shit I have ever heard.

  • @drumnistite
    @drumnistite 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gerald, You know that gives your saying " Fell like I'm sliding down a greezzy rope" a whole new meaning. Damn your funny dude!

  • @byADK
    @byADK ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to think I was the only man who pulled a maintenance wipe 😂

  • @justinmorlock4281
    @justinmorlock4281 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey man, first thing you learn in the military... keep baby wipes with you!

  • @2ndamendmentlordgunzz126
    @2ndamendmentlordgunzz126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do a maintenance wipe 2 or 3 times a day

  • @leviross9450
    @leviross9450 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Gerald has a poop fetish he has the cleanest butt I’ve ever seen” lol okkkk

  • @blech71
    @blech71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    -!MAINTENANCE WIPE!-

  • @BigFun4Us
    @BigFun4Us 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought I was the only one. Good to know I am not alone!!

  • @TheOutdoorDude
    @TheOutdoorDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're lucky that was the bathroom at Oneida shores and not the porta-jon at the free boat launch off Route 31 😱🤞💩🔥😬

  • @chrisduffy2737
    @chrisduffy2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Craziest fishing video.

  • @715basser
    @715basser 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the Huggies Shea Butter ones! :)

  • @BenFourman
    @BenFourman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....A clean heinie is a happy heinie!

  • @smcdonald86
    @smcdonald86 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny shit! Only you would put that on-line :)

  • @alextheoldore3545
    @alextheoldore3545 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol to funny y’all are true people

  • @rainysunday6186
    @rainysunday6186 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so funny . .. . I’m 63 and sometimes you leak . . / / / good idea with the wipes. . .

  • @kccampbell9140
    @kccampbell9140 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is more of us than i thought lol gotta stay fresh dont want no baboon butt 😂😂😂

  • @donsisco7118
    @donsisco7118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, I'm with ya on that

  • @BigDaddy-lm1rl
    @BigDaddy-lm1rl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You need to get Huggies to be one of your sponsors you are probably making them very wealthy at this point

  • @unitaper
    @unitaper 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gerald reminds me of the Mike the Situation from Jersey Shore

  • @ritasalloum3531
    @ritasalloum3531 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    you know your a true swindle fan if you know what he wipes with....

  • @jw-zl3zp
    @jw-zl3zp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m the same way, Dude!!!

  • @Beenhereawhile1001
    @Beenhereawhile1001 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wipes are called a "2nd Opinion" round here.

  • @nathansmith5331
    @nathansmith5331 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOL this guy is funny as shit

  • @TeamJesusOutdoors
    @TeamJesusOutdoors 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who doesn't keep them handy???

  • @rwz260500
    @rwz260500 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am going to remember that one. Lol....

  • @dantwaites7097
    @dantwaites7097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is hilarious

  • @andywilliamson7846
    @andywilliamson7846 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:30 "Flustrated" LOL.

  • @jmayman87
    @jmayman87 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg, I bout spit my milk out. Hilariously true.....

  • @CaptainAngelo
    @CaptainAngelo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been all baby wipes for 20 years! Lol

  • @PeterWFishing
    @PeterWFishing 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    huggies boat wraps?

  • @offthehookdetroit
    @offthehookdetroit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m dead lol

  • @BeGloryOrPeace
    @BeGloryOrPeace 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO.. that's funny, but I guess everyone's got there own regiment.

  • @charliefrancisco9858
    @charliefrancisco9858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There’s more of you out there???? I get made fun of for carrying wipes with me all the time. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @JBGIBSON
    @JBGIBSON 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO! Swindle's crazy.

  • @mikeanderson7165
    @mikeanderson7165 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m same way 😂😂😂😂

  • @bigdogtrading
    @bigdogtrading 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    G Man it's called Itchy BUTT Syndrome "IBS"

  • @DavidK-bo9hc
    @DavidK-bo9hc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    300 k in views....ha lol...I try to pay attention

  • @ja.k.triggered5826
    @ja.k.triggered5826 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Personally I've always called it slickey britches. So I carry manpons instead of tampons. Lol 😏

  • @plantcitychuck2551
    @plantcitychuck2551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i believe in a clean butt also,but if you have to make a maintenance wipe you may have a leaky o-ring.better go see the butt doc

  • @shanedeel2
    @shanedeel2 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    rich people... under armor underwear... But im all about an extra wipe sometimes.

  • @GregK9
    @GregK9 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @RobVT3 Perv!! LOL!

  • @jimjones8300
    @jimjones8300 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg funny shit !!

  • @slabbusterrtr7690
    @slabbusterrtr7690 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I call it swamp ass

  • @familymatters2
    @familymatters2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂

  • @NasalObstruction
    @NasalObstruction 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree with him.. unfortunately America has not adopted the European Bidet,so yes we all walk around with dirty ass.

  • @wadecohagan2388
    @wadecohagan2388 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol he must have seepage

  • @TheSwishdaddy
    @TheSwishdaddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nobody likes a dirty rear wipes are where it's at

  • @bbruno1266
    @bbruno1266 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL

  • @christygrant
    @christygrant 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahaha

  • @nationgames358
    @nationgames358 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this a joke

  • @ajones68
    @ajones68 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    dang...sounds like the gman got some roids..hemrrhoids

  • @threeforty7
    @threeforty7 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is late to the party. I've been using wet wipes for final cleanup for decades. I preach it to everyone I know. Right now I am staring at two casese of wet wipes in my office at work. Suck it.

  • @SkeeterBone82
    @SkeeterBone82 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've never understood why anyone thinks you can clean up a crime scene with toilet paper! 🧻 I'm 💯 on the wet shop cloths in a nice sealed bag everyday! Poke proof is just a bonus man