step 2; brown sugar but if you don’t have brown sugar and you only have brown sugar replacement, then you use that uploaded 2 minutes ago and i’m already gonna take this as metaphorical life advice 🙏🙏
I recently discovered you and think you're hilarious. Your homophobic youth pastor video when he just says "no" made me cackle louder than I have in months lol
me and one of my friends attempted to make cookies without a recipe and they turned out like giant play-doh pancakes and they were so mushy on the inside and they were disgusting when we tried them and for some reason we just ate them cuz we had nothing else to eat
Preheat oven to 350. Step 1. You’re gonna the butter. A good amount of butter is good y’know. 😊 Step 2. Brown sugar. (But if you dont have brown sugar and you only have a brown sugar replacement, use that.) 😋a half cup of sugar, with a little sprinkle. Step 4. So make sure.🤯 When it looks like fcking sand and dirt, add a little bit of butter and… thats. 😀 5. Just put your flour in the fcking thing. Take some creative liberties, live a little. 😠 6. 1/8 tsp of both because why not. 😏 7. A heaping 8th of baking soda🫨 8. A few cracks of salt.😝 So basically we did it and we’re done.😤 9. Then you’re gonna put ur cookie on the thing, just make a big one. 🥰
Matt, This is your cousin Desiree’. I literally just made chocolate chip cookies with my KA Stand up….And this is how I feel every time I make them! YOU have quite the talent and you are cute as ever❤❤❤
i actually quit baskin robbins a few months back after 3 years. we mixed a lot of things together and i don’t think we made mustard gas. but maybe that makes sense
How to actually make cookies without measuring out ingredients btw: Add however much butter you want and melt it Add brown sugar and white sugar to the melted butter whatever ratio you want, but the more brown sugar the better it tastes. Add the sugar until the solution is kinda crunchy, then add milk, splash of vanilla extract and a pinch of salt until its more of a liquid Then add like a couple pinches bicarbonate soda and add flour until its the right cookie consistency. Add chocolate chips and bake
Me staring at the eggs the whole time and waiting for some milk or anything 👀 Matt: NAH let's wing it. I'm a professionall ☺️💅 But yeah he's so true for that. What a cookie. 11/10.
halfway through and have so many questions about why tf matt didn't just use the real oven😭
real oven scary, toaster oven is comfort
@@indecisive.325 toaster oven for pizza bagels
HE DIDN'T USE A REAL OVEN??? HELP I JUST STARTED THE VIDEO 😭
Because thats basic honeyyy
Ovens are overrated and basic 😡😡😡😡😋😋😋😋🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍🥰😘😘😘😘😘😘😇😇😇😇😇🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️💅💅💅
“This is cookie- fuck.”
Gonna be my senior quote 😩
So meaningful
lolll
YOUR EDITING MAKES EVERYTHING SO MUCH FUNNIER
ikr this was painful to watch in the best way possible 😭😭😭 it’s so funny but it makes my head hurt
ik he edits like a 12 year old girl and I'm here for it sis💅🇩🇴
The editing is legendary
Legit screaming lmao 💀😭
Like 10x funnier
This feels too close to what i feel whenever im in a Kitchen, gurl i be doin good but my mind will be in an another world 🤧
the amount of chaos in this video cures my depression
Same
OML im like a minute into the video and i cant contain my laughter. Matts editing is so funny bahaha
matt: "we just need a ✨sprinkle✨"
also matt: *proceeds to pour half the bag*
matt: "um perfect babe 😘"
NOT MY IDOL HEARTING MY COMMENT-
Honestly was rooting for you, with some tweaking, so close to a legit cookie recipe. Love your editing, makes me laugh out loud
I though u said twerking 😭😭😭
@@lavanderfrfr2063 Little known fact, if you twerk while cookies are in the oven it's scientifically impossible to burn them!
@Therapy&Pancakes can I I’ll do it 🥺
OH MY GOD I REFRESHED AND SAW THIS. BEST THING EVER. HI MATT
step 2; brown sugar but if you don’t have brown sugar and you only have brown sugar replacement, then you use that
uploaded 2 minutes ago and i’m already gonna take this as metaphorical life advice 🙏🙏
shut up😍- sent with love from ur best friend
@@lemonlimefizzysoda439 STOP STALKING ME POSER
@@lemonlimefizzysoda439 i still liked ur comment 🤪
Matt:
“It looks quicksand”
Also Matt:
“Perfect”
I love the subtle jab at betterhelp 😂😂😂
This validated the voice in my head. Is that voice ADHD? Yes. But we still gotta love her.
You don't have adhd
@@squidgoodman266 And how do you know that 😂
@@PietroMaximoff. beacuse bracelet
@@squidgoodman266 lmao what
@@PietroMaximoff. because no one asked her and it gives off a huge red flag that she is lying, anyways you are a dead person so who cares
even the chapter list is chaotic
"step one"
"holding butter"
the moment he slams the mixer on the counter, absolutely no lie, i got an ad for betterhelp 😭
this is the type of content i open yt at night for
"basically... step one is... you're gonna... the... butter"
so true 😢
So funny, the editing, the cookie recipe being your unfinished phrases 😂
i was having a really really REALLY bad day but then i started watching this and i’m doing a lot better now. so thank u
_a kitchen assistant existing_
Matt: "this mixer thing"
“you’re gonna the butter
So make sure” - Matt, 2022.
step 1. you're gonna the butter
I recently discovered you and think you're hilarious. Your homophobic youth pastor video when he just says "no" made me cackle louder than I have in months lol
I read this as "I recently discovered you think you are hilarious." and then just saw "your homophobic"
@@anthonyhowlett same tho, lol.
@@anthonyhowlett lol 😂
@@anthonyhowlett same 😭
this has the same energy as the pretend cooking channel I had when I was 12
This video felt like a fever dream. I really enjoyed it tho 😭😭
This video was chaotically chaotic, my favorite type of chaotic.
me and one of my friends attempted to make cookies without a recipe and they turned out like giant play-doh pancakes and they were so mushy on the inside and they were disgusting when we tried them and for some reason we just ate them cuz we had nothing else to eat
“ Ok I baked cookies ,ok I baked cookies “ honestly you made my morning
i am in love with this human
the king blessing us with another upload. 👑✨🌈
was literally just recommending your videos to my sibling because you're so funny and entertaining.
the fact even I had to take 10 minutes to realize he missed eggs and milk in the first part
This guys can make anything funny
I died when you said you were putting brown sugar AND molasses in it ☠️💀
babe the editing in this is EVERYTHING like screw my therapist, THIS, tHiS gives me pure joy
Lmao I’ve never laughed at a video so hard 😂 your editing is like perfect
I have him and macdoesit in my life. I need nothing else
the beginning is everything (and the rest of the video)
matt at the beginning of the video-i have no will to live
matt later in the video-i wanna live
I LOST IT WHEN HALLEYS COMET STARTED PLAYING
so this is what adhd feels like
omg it's been so long since I've watched these kind of funny/relatable videos... thanks for that 🥺
im pretty sure this is the most chaotic channel on youtube and im honestly here for it
This editing style always has me wheezing🤣
Preheat oven to 350.
Step 1. You’re gonna the butter. A good amount of butter is good y’know. 😊
Step 2. Brown sugar. (But if you dont have brown sugar and you only have a brown sugar replacement, use that.) 😋a half cup of sugar, with a little sprinkle.
Step 4. So make sure.🤯
When it looks like fcking sand and dirt, add a little bit of butter and… thats. 😀
5. Just put your flour in the fcking thing. Take some creative liberties, live a little. 😠
6. 1/8 tsp of both because why not. 😏
7. A heaping 8th of baking soda🫨
8. A few cracks of salt.😝
So basically we did it and we’re done.😤
9. Then you’re gonna put ur cookie on the thing, just make a big one. 🥰
The funniest thing I've seen all week. Tysm🤣🤣🤣
hey.
im laying in bed for 5 days straight.
and this sorta cured my depression
ty
didn't even watch it yet but i know i'm gonna laugh so hard ily
i was crying and you made me feel a little better.
So how much u want this to be funny?
Matt: yes
2:37 it's giving ✨two shots of vodka✨
this made my night oml
Love your sense of humor
i love how chaotic his vids are, i was trying to multi task and watch without looking at the screen and i just gave up-
girl i was crying this whole time wtf
This video is ✨aesthetic✨
the editing kills me every single time 😂
amazing video, will definitely try that recipe ahah
I love you and ur editing omg
this is how i feel when i try to bake anything from memory lmaoooo
just by reading the title i knew chaos was coming.
“This is the homemade cookie that I made homemade!” 🤪🤪
THE WEATHER SOUND SCARED THE CRAP OYT OF ME
Love how chaotic this whole video is just like my life
Thank you for blessing us with these cookies
Matt, This is your cousin Desiree’. I literally just made chocolate chip cookies with my KA Stand up….And this is how I feel every time I make them! YOU have quite the talent and you are cute as ever❤❤❤
cookies are hard withought a recipe, so it’s ok matt
love you matt thanks for all of the iconic laughs 😮💨
MISS GIRLLL I LOVE UR VIDS BUT- THIS WAS VERY CHAOTIC-😭😭😭 AND AMAZING as always 🤪😌💕
i actually quit baskin robbins a few months back after 3 years. we mixed a lot of things together and i don’t think we made mustard gas. but maybe that makes sense
Aha! Found you on TikTok. So now I subscribe. Love your content. You’re so funni!😁👍
WHY DID I ACTUALLY THINK THE COOKIE TURNED OUT GOOD HAHAH
HONESTLY IT COULDVE GONE SO MUCH WORSE BUT LIKE ID EAT THE FINAL PRODUCT
How to actually make cookies without measuring out ingredients btw:
Add however much butter you want and melt it
Add brown sugar and white sugar to the melted butter whatever ratio you want, but the more brown sugar the better it tastes. Add the sugar until the solution is kinda crunchy, then add milk, splash of vanilla extract and a pinch of salt until its more of a liquid
Then add like a couple pinches bicarbonate soda and add flour until its the right cookie consistency. Add chocolate chips and bake
This guy has way to much fun with the editing,
_im here for it_
Fr tho
*scrolling through TH-cam*
*sees Matt's video*
screams at top of my lungs: OMMGG MATT POSTED MATT POSTED
Me staring at the eggs the whole time and waiting for some milk or anything 👀 Matt: NAH let's wing it. I'm a professionall ☺️💅 But yeah he's so true for that. What a cookie. 11/10.
HAPPY YOU'RE BACK ON TH-cam 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Matt is the only person that can make me burst out laughing at 1 am when I’m trying as hard as I can to stay quiet.
The joy I got from watching this at 1 am when I still have half my daily chores to do….
the most chaotic thing 😭❤
We know he had fun editing this
im not even 4 minutes in and I can’t stop laughing- 💀💀
Im sorry, but your personality is ICONIC💫 .. how do you not have a million subs already
pls the editing is so funny💀💀
this is the only therapy i need
i watched one your video and i love you, i subscribed
now im going to binge watch all of your videos
you have convinced me to attempt to bake cookies at 1:25 am. what’s wrong with me
it’s just truly an honor being here
Not the cookie swirl c audio 😭🔫👁👁
I LOVE THE CHAOTIC ENERGY HERE
I think this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while 😭
theres not a single take longer than 5 seconds but it works
OMG Missed your videos!
Bro was rly at a loss for words the whole time
First vid I see of yours and you’re hilarious I subscribed
the fit is giving shaggy from scooby doo vibes but i love it
SLAYED😭😭😭
bestie ur so effortlessly funny
Chaos at it's purest...
haley’s comet playing 💀
Hey Pal!
I want to let you know I WILL be making cookies without a recipe tomorrow, I’ll post an update