Eddie Griffin Remembers Playing Outside As a Kid & White Kids on Milk Cartons

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  • www.EddieGriffin.com | Eddie Griffin is a popular American actor & comedian who is listed as one of Comedy Central's Top 100 Greatest Stand-Up Comics of All Time. Eddie Griffin performs regularly at the Rio Las Vegas & his stand-up comedy show is currently touring the USA. Comedy influences include Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Lenny Bruce, Red Foxx, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock & others.
    Watch other funny TH-cam clips of Eddie's humor on www.EddieGriffin.com | You Can Tell 'Em I Said It | Comedy Central DVD 2011

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  • @luvbig41
    @luvbig41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "My momma beat me out of the penitentiary." That's the truth.

  • @moom2k829
    @moom2k829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Pain gives you a memory of what not to do
    Undervalued statement

    • @jamesforrest8324
      @jamesforrest8324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s true

    • @Logic7
      @Logic7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s so true, I’m bout to watch “Dysfunctional Family”, lol

    • @grandpulse7970
      @grandpulse7970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There are other methods than instilling fear into kids
      Physical abuse is not the only way to discipline

    • @fitzwellingtonbouregard3505
      @fitzwellingtonbouregard3505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      XenO SparKS there are many, many other methods. None work as well tho...

    • @WitheringZealot
      @WitheringZealot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its exactly Why God allows suffering

  • @MARTINADBA1980
    @MARTINADBA1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Eddie Griffin is so unfairly UNDERRATED!

    • @velvetrose7729
      @velvetrose7729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      PLEASE let him stay underrated!
      I've noticed.....Underrated Black Comics Tell the Truth, while making ALL people laugh and think about the Jokes! You see what they did to Katt, once He 'crossed over'!
      Overrated Black Comics (To ME) are just Minstrel Shows, without the Historic Blackface attachment!
      Black comedians dogging/stereotyping other Black people, reinforcing what some white people already believe about Black people.........to make White people (who sign their checks) laugh!

    • @smearypigeon
      @smearypigeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He most DEFINITELY is...

    • @peaceful9007
      @peaceful9007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He’s a real one ... he never sold his soul that’s why

    • @jaakunaokami2981
      @jaakunaokami2981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of my top favorites.

    • @michaeldouglas6345
      @michaeldouglas6345 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crazy I just said this

  • @jacobrichardson1952
    @jacobrichardson1952 7 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    One of my favorite stand ups ever "Have you seen me?"

  • @wildflowers3843
    @wildflowers3843 8 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Everyone's talking about the end of the block and before the street lights came on, my mom said "We have a front yard and a backyard, why do you need to go anywhere?"

    • @AOYoung
      @AOYoung 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SAY THAT! We could only ride our bike to the end of my grandmas driveway... down the street

    • @smearypigeon
      @smearypigeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @malakaimusa1476
      @malakaimusa1476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same thing my dad always told us

    • @2Tall03XX
      @2Tall03XX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely true

  • @michaelduggan1890
    @michaelduggan1890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    We ate supper at 5:30 . I was late once when I was 14 and have never been late again , and I'm 62 now ........

    • @handsomejohnny6992
      @handsomejohnny6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God bless you sir ❣️

    • @gwenmarie7311
      @gwenmarie7311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know thats right

    • @bz7568
      @bz7568 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wish you more life, Duggan.

    • @2pacalypseish
      @2pacalypseish 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Supper ? At 5:30 ?? Then you ste dinner at what time ??

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know that’s right

  • @fredmclaughlin8234
    @fredmclaughlin8234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "Pain gives you the memory of what not to do" E.G.

    • @numb3r10brandstudio
      @numb3r10brandstudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yo party be like "yo ed let's rob this liquor store" *WHACK* "I ain't goin"

  • @DeanDangerousTDD7
    @DeanDangerousTDD7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He is funny in its rawest form.
    He is one of the LIVEST comedians to ever perform on a stage!

  • @Marsha_Ann
    @Marsha_Ann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    My mom and grandma NEVER let me ride my bike out the yard. And when they finally did I could only go up to HALF the block! But of course I daringly did try to make it to the end of the block without getting caught. If I did damn they wasn't letting me out again. Not to mention the ass whooping after lol

    • @handsomejohnny6992
      @handsomejohnny6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They love you that's why , God bless ❣️

    • @Marsha_Ann
      @Marsha_Ann 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juststfu4062 you're disgusting asshole

    • @thunderstorms180
      @thunderstorms180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Marsha_Ann
      Preach honey 🙌

    • @abrahamsie5319
      @abrahamsie5319 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the African way.you've got to respect your elders

    • @abrahamsie5319
      @abrahamsie5319 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the African way.you've got to respect your elders

  • @Jeffer.son04
    @Jeffer.son04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Brother and sisters be posing😂😂

  • @trublesum823
    @trublesum823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Love Eddie. Makes me love how my mother raised me and my siblings right

  • @user-dd8vo7or2d
    @user-dd8vo7or2d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Eddie Griffin and Bernie Mac are my all time favourites

  • @josephmay8837
    @josephmay8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Eddie's comedy is funny but it has a lot of common sense in it. We don't have that any more.

  • @rustopholis
    @rustopholis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    One of the greats. It doesnt matter who are. Eddie Griffin is funny af.

  • @typingname6276
    @typingname6276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    African and african American parents are the same😂😂😂

    • @Ghostfacelou
      @Ghostfacelou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Facts😂 we don’t play with our kids

    • @devoncassmoreharris4499
      @devoncassmoreharris4499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And Caribbean Parents

    • @peaceful9007
      @peaceful9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same people ... your just African .... not African American

    • @raziele92
      @raziele92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any respectable parent is this way.

    • @maeiv9365
      @maeiv9365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhh.. well african american is basically african. So yeah you're right probably.

  • @benz9790
    @benz9790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is some of the funniest stand up i’ve ever seen lmfaooo

  • @davidoryiman2398
    @davidoryiman2398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He is a king of comedy who is underrated a king of comedy

  • @edwardflowers2984
    @edwardflowers2984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    ....And you betta be home when them street lights come on !!

  • @madmoneyman20
    @madmoneyman20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This story always kill me laughing lol Eddie always spitting some knowledge

  • @MellowMind84
    @MellowMind84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Lot of jokes he be dropping knowledge and telling the truth- Kevin Hart ain’t got nothing on him..

    • @smearypigeon
      @smearypigeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very true

    • @HunterBidensCrackDealer
      @HunterBidensCrackDealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kevin hart sucks

    • @justinpettit3432
      @justinpettit3432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why people gotta bring Hart into everything? Lol

    • @mcveycool
      @mcveycool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      why we always have to tear someone down to lift someone up? didnt even have to mention kev but yes eddie griffin is hilarious

    • @scottscott7434
      @scottscott7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kevin who ? Truly

  • @dawinalexander9433
    @dawinalexander9433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pain give you a memory of what not to do

  • @mateoglumac728
    @mateoglumac728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    While I grew up I had a time line. After school i would go home to eat lunch and then I would go outside like Eddie said go get my crew. We would wonder outside, play in the woods, play football, basketball or just ran around doing sh**. My town has a big church tower and the bell rings every hour to tell what time it is and our limit was 5 o clock. When that thing rang we looked at each other like: "was that four times or five times. No we are goo it was four." Yea right. When mums started coaling us from the different parts of the town you known that you are late and you are going to get beat the hell up. I also learned good from this. One time my friends dared me to open a water hose in the neighbors yard. And the 8 year old me was foolish enough to do it. I didn't wanted to be seen as a wimp. But when I got home I saw my mother siting on a chair outside of the house. And we didn't have chairs outside and I just known that she knows. I approached her like a deer, ... sideways. The asswooping I got that time straightened me up instantly. Next time we were out I was dared to break the flower pot of some old women and I was like: "hell no, Im going to wait for you at the end of the street where are witnesses around". Im glad that I got a good childhood. I moved out of my parents house when I was 13 years old to live in a city and go to middle-school. I survived on my own. I learned how to do everything by myself. Now Im 3 exams from getting a university degree all in time, have a plan for later, job opportunities... If I didnt have parents I had only God knows what would have become of me. Parents, children shouldnt get things that they want and to be dome like they want. You need to prepare them for future. This new generations of kids are incompetent. They can not live on their own, cant cook, clean up, they dont obey to orders, can not get a job. Only thing they do is tipping on the phone and taking photos of themselves.

    • @pontiacGXPfan
      @pontiacGXPfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm part of the new generation but i did learn to do these things

    • @AFRiCaNiSTiCShok
      @AFRiCaNiSTiCShok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big facts, no caps!

    • @sonyasykes2541
      @sonyasykes2541 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We need to go back in time

  • @pontiacGXPfan
    @pontiacGXPfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Part of the fun was knowing where the boundaries were so you could sneak past them

  • @quinceyb921
    @quinceyb921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Legend! I got the chance to see him in Jersey a few nights ago! He is same ol Eddie

  • @emanuelecrisera2113
    @emanuelecrisera2113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know how he loves his mother. That's my favourite.

  • @lamontking87
    @lamontking87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Every black parent fr 💯😂😂

  • @monharris28
    @monharris28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that raising a kid for 20 years got me lmao

  • @smearypigeon
    @smearypigeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol, this nigga crazy fo real!!! One of the legends indeed #OGofComedy

  • @stellawil
    @stellawil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You betta have your behind on the porch when the street lights come on.

  • @geemcgraff8281
    @geemcgraff8281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Eddie is the funniest

  • @giuseppecorleonenguyen6037
    @giuseppecorleonenguyen6037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Eddie make people laugh your gut out,hurt real bad

  • @rodericksimon5822
    @rodericksimon5822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still watching this shit🇬🇾✌

  • @haveitskiddleswaye
    @haveitskiddleswaye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The audience is dying 💯💯💯💯

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I couldn't leave the yard. And if I did, I got a whoopin and couldnt go back out.

  • @littlemooky
    @littlemooky ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not to mention, we fight back if someone tries to kidnap us! And when we fight back, we fight HARD!

  • @helenruiz8595
    @helenruiz8595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Eddie, you make my day, and you are sooooooo right

  • @jmmywyf4lyf
    @jmmywyf4lyf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shit, I wasn't allowed to cross rhe dam street. But I was a Baltimore boy in the 80s. Little different times.

  • @1sttimegunowner
    @1sttimegunowner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We need Eddie on Joe Rogan podcast

  • @claudeabrown7746
    @claudeabrown7746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love how you respect your Momma!

  • @devoncassmoreharris4499
    @devoncassmoreharris4499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This shit is all true.. 💕

  • @gailjackson-chapman7085
    @gailjackson-chapman7085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Too dam funny🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👍🏾💯

  • @dianeduvall434
    @dianeduvall434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That right old school back in the day real old school

  • @nassimyjunky6830
    @nassimyjunky6830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'll be a bitch today 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @godz2010
    @godz2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂😂😭💀If you left that block she did fuck us u...dont let the damn streel light be on...shiiiid its ova

  • @Krazykunal1585
    @Krazykunal1585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    man speaks the truth on so many levels

  • @ocayaro
    @ocayaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Facts wrapped in laughter

  • @emanuelecrisera2113
    @emanuelecrisera2113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this guy.

  • @4M5
    @4M5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How did his cigarette just go magically missing?

  • @Mr-dollarbill724
    @Mr-dollarbill724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    In the back of someone van duct tape and living in someone tent

  • @kevinsimmons2181
    @kevinsimmons2181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    those days are gone you got so called parents on the cell phone while their kids are running around

  • @PInk77W1
    @PInk77W1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember as a kid maybe 10. We lived out
    In the country, I use to be walking the hwys and hitchhiking. LoL. I remember one time I got a ride from a diesel truck. That’s how it was back in 1971. Lol.

  • @freaker126
    @freaker126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    my mom used to beat my legs with a belt. I forgot why. One day, I act as if it didn't hurt and act nonchalant. She was surprised i didn't flinch or anything. She stops beating me after that. From then on I learned pain can be controlled. Maybe, that's why I didn't know for years, why or when my nose was broken. :p

  • @kevinjones3200
    @kevinjones3200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He right they let they kids do whatever they want

  • @ramokatilentobaki9737
    @ramokatilentobaki9737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Eddie u the man

  • @frankthephilistine4713
    @frankthephilistine4713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Well youll pass the math of walking distances

  • @camaju79
    @camaju79 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I couldn't leave out of my yard

  • @jammin1984
    @jammin1984 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yes indeed its called Discipline straight up! Great video and Eddie is super funny!!!!

  • @SilverWatcher.
    @SilverWatcher. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In the woods lol

  • @bacoger8589
    @bacoger8589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love this man

  • @themakeshifthero8653
    @themakeshifthero8653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    No one's better than Eddie

    • @viponix
      @viponix 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only Dave chapelle.

    • @Hempclown420
      @Hempclown420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      George carlin. Best philosopher ever.

    • @josephcalderon906
      @josephcalderon906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Viponix He's so grossly overrated!!

    • @GAFP-um1hk
      @GAFP-um1hk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aries Spears comes close

    • @hip2thabone_da_sticky1
      @hip2thabone_da_sticky1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bernie Mac!😊

  • @36nikkijane
    @36nikkijane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He looks so much like his momma ❤

  • @PhoShoskii
    @PhoShoskii 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    my mom used to hand out surprise ass whoopings just for safe measure lol

  • @jasonnester9514
    @jasonnester9514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this dude

  • @hibeam3706
    @hibeam3706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I used to be all over the city as kid

    • @ssmuikakarot6057
      @ssmuikakarot6057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Accurate. I used to be on the other side of town. When I was 10. 🤣

  • @JohnnyRebKy
    @JohnnyRebKy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I grew up on a farm and when i was a kid id be gone all day. As long as I was back at 5 for supper then nobody worried about me.

  • @dutchvanderbilt9969
    @dutchvanderbilt9969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We have an pasture we take the cattle to each year. Ever since I could walk my old man had me running fence and cattle. And that shit was nothing but woods. He'd drop me off in there and I had to fend for myself. I was like a little Rambo.

    • @dutchvanderbilt9969
      @dutchvanderbilt9969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justanotherlaid-backdude5297 well sometimes I wore lace up boots and generally no flannel

    • @dutchvanderbilt9969
      @dutchvanderbilt9969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justanotherlaid-backdude5297 I preferred a pistol grip shotgun and yes I have muscles

  • @mikemitchell1125
    @mikemitchell1125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My Bruhta!!!! FACTS💯💯💯💯💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

  • @justinpettit3432
    @justinpettit3432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Growing up in my neighborhood it felt like the opposite. Lol

  • @user-uy5iy2hu6m
    @user-uy5iy2hu6m 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Eddie is number one ❤

  • @khairulazlan5318
    @khairulazlan5318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Holla at yo boi

  • @kevinsimmons2181
    @kevinsimmons2181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    at least they used to nowadays they too busy on the cellphone

    • @lynntuft9908
      @lynntuft9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now all kids going to end up with a neckbrace on their neck, and bifocals on for the rest of their lives instead of missing. Just because of the iPad and cellphone 📱

  • @michaelduggan1890
    @michaelduggan1890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    With us it was always the street lights ..........

  • @janetbrown8713
    @janetbrown8713 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favourite comedian 😅😅

  • @louisianaredneck3755
    @louisianaredneck3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Amen

  • @whysoserious447
    @whysoserious447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Can't go outside now of days with out getting shot or Jump times have change its sad .

    • @chrisdrakedrake5708
      @chrisdrakedrake5708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd move if I were you mate.

    • @whysoserious447
      @whysoserious447 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisdrakedrake5708 O I did live an hour or 2 from there now end enjoying life 🃏

  • @lydiavanveen8697
    @lydiavanveen8697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤩 thanks 🙏 love ❤️

  • @FancyHokage
    @FancyHokage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My Dad Had That One Whistle That Echoes. When Me And My Siblings Heard It We Would Become Like Bolt And Sprint All The Way Home. If U Missed It The Belt Was Waiting At The Door. As Always Hope All Is Well. And U And Ur Family Is In Good Health.

  • @tswj
    @tswj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's why my brothers and I would always be sneaking out

  • @evelynwalton3343
    @evelynwalton3343 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My moma beat me out of prison too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kashdiscovers1050
    @kashdiscovers1050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When comdey was legit

    • @cupcakes7015
      @cupcakes7015 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honest Vape
      💯😭
      8/30/19

  • @jamar2k125
    @jamar2k125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Legend

  • @marleastemiles6123
    @marleastemiles6123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Eddie 😂

  • @tyhonse
    @tyhonse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Since this hit until now May 23, 2020, Blacks Are Down By Five Million!!

  • @DeadlyVenomKing
    @DeadlyVenomKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Granny made us stay in the yard only not even next door

  • @susanphillips2290
    @susanphillips2290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    His momma look alone would scare anyone.

  • @Mr-dollarbill724
    @Mr-dollarbill724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll be a bitch today I ain't fighting my mom

  • @user-tt3br7uw8y
    @user-tt3br7uw8y ปีที่แล้ว

    I just found out about this motherfucker and I’m already a fan he funny as hell

  • @keithstallings6139
    @keithstallings6139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So true

  • @kurtisdouglashickman3403
    @kurtisdouglashickman3403 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't forget to get home before the street light come on

  • @geraldboldenjr.894
    @geraldboldenjr.894 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So very true

  • @bigchief3917
    @bigchief3917 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eddie is So fk'n funny 🤘🤣🤘

  • @luciferianul8985
    @luciferianul8985 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂 eddy tuck the stand up to another level 👉blessed with this shit 👈

  • @christopherharrison3607
    @christopherharrison3607 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Astro Movie Drive inn !!

  • @ombudsmanGhana
    @ombudsmanGhana ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahaha.... see you !!!

  • @jedibateman9452
    @jedibateman9452 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im white and my dad would only let me play till the end of the road and what he said about going to the other block that what i use to do hahaha

  • @tamaraphillips434
    @tamaraphillips434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @loriannwhite8384
    @loriannwhite8384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘I don’t know the bitch’.

  • @johnayacko8120
    @johnayacko8120 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    true

  • @harrisonshorty9905
    @harrisonshorty9905 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    True burh

  • @christopherharrison3607
    @christopherharrison3607 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Them was soda cartons Playa