When I was in school our class had that one guy who was always forced into being a goalkeeper and couldn't kick. I thought that people were trying to get rid of him that way but I was surprised. Man is real at goalkeeping and saves almost every goal. His reflexes and diving were one of the most supreme shit. But that was limited to his hands. In the end, he couldn't kick while being so good 😂 Whenever he tried he would kick it either too far right or too high and cover no distance at all. His inaccuracy increased with how much power he put into the kick. I still don't know why out of all games he always chose football since the man was a total beast at volleyball and badminton.
Ngl I use to get the CB to do goal kicks all the time, had a clean sheet til the 4th last game of the season in Sunday league too, so I made up for not being able to kick by being a good shot stopper lol 🤣
Say you can do it and prove it bruh it's not that hard. I think you should really take that opportunity and get better so you can be good at kicking and everything as a goalkeeper too.
I'm either one of these: 1) take out the striker even if I get the smallest chance just so they won't challenge me again and/or shove people on corner kicks if they get next to me or in front of me Or 2) the angry/chaotic one Also love these videos, I need more Goalkeeper videos/shorts in my life
We need more of tape goalkeeper 🤣🤣🤣
The dramatic one just seems bored
True
800 likes and only 2 reply’s I’ll fix that
The thing is i am a bit of the TAPE goalkeeper myself
I'm the 1000th like
"The GK that can't kick." so relatable.
You too bud couldn’t get the ball up for a while till high school
Same broooo😅😅😅😅
It's me)
Same
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I'm literally the one who can't kick...so accurate 🥲😂
Ye. Jumping Like a kenguroo but cant kick. Feel With ya bro
Same
Same
Lol Modern football really relies on goalkeeper with good feet to start from the back, milan won serie a with 2 mistakes by the inter goalkeeper
@@Ciaoandrea999 it’s not nearly as big a deal when you play in an old man rec league like me tho.
The second one is basically every professional goalkeeper
Exempt Yashin
@@FCmobile4U nah fr
Ramsdale
The dramatic one is what my Goalkeeper does when we’re winning and there is not a lot of time left😂
Nah thats fifa goalkeeper
As a child I often used my face instead of hands because I was short and kids are ruthless.
Hahaha this is the best comment yet
I still do that till this day
There’s also the angry keeper who yells at his defense literally every time there’s a shot even off target (ex: Pickford),
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That’s me 😭 and I can’t kick
Bro pickford has reason and it’s harry maguire💀💀
@@danithabian9651 harry literally best defender of England
@@danithabian9651 harry maguire almost an own goal in wc 2022
As a goalkeeper, I can confirm I’m a “can’t kick keeper”. Last time I tried to clear it it went 10 meters in front of my box 🥲
same i cant kick high
I can kick far and high but i have to line it up perfectly, which doesn't happen all the time💀
I feel personally attacked 🤣
Wowzers😂🎉 that was a kneeslaper 🤣😍 Good one boy👌👍 I'm showing this video to my son kevin😜😆💯#laughing_out_loud
That can’t kick gk is soooo me
Same
and de gea 💀
SAME HAAHHHA
I sometime accidentally pass the ball to the opponent cuz I can't fucking kick the ball💀
Bruh same here
WE ARE PROUD PPL OF TAPE 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂
The fact that he probably ripped like all of his hair out is just killing me
😂
im the dramatic one😂😂😂😂
How was it trying to get that tape off your hair 😂
the tape is a blessing and a curse
@@ARSGoalkeeping as a tape goalkeeper myself, I use non stick tape, and just tie knots 😆
@Niccolò De Parma Panini tape's cheaper
@@ahumanperson231 Bruh, not much and hands wraps are better
@@syxmoobruh, its his choice
best part of dramatic keeper
The Third One Is Soo True
When I was in school our class had that one guy who was always forced into being a goalkeeper and couldn't kick. I thought that people were trying to get rid of him that way but I was surprised. Man is real at goalkeeping and saves almost every goal. His reflexes and diving were one of the most supreme shit. But that was limited to his hands. In the end, he couldn't kick while being so good 😂
Whenever he tried he would kick it either too far right or too high and cover no distance at all. His inaccuracy increased with how much power he put into the kick. I still don't know why out of all games he always chose football since the man was a total beast at volleyball and badminton.
Players who snap their ligaments can't run or kick so he could be a convert.
The last one got me 😂😂
Ngl I use to get the CB to do goal kicks all the time, had a clean sheet til the 4th last game of the season in Sunday league too, so I made up for not being able to kick by being a good shot stopper lol 🤣
I can't do a goalkeeper kick from the floor to save my life 😂
Im the guy who always screams in glory after i get a good save.
I mean, if you don't who will?🤝
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Last one is me 😂
Bro became Neymar for few seconds
Bro it’s so satisfying when the goalkeeper saves it with 1 hand
That tape keeper had me🤣🤣🤣
"It's gonna be a long one, It's gonna be a long one get ready" XD FR! 🐢🔥🔥
I feel like the dramatic one is every pro goalkeeper 😂
im legit the keeper that cant kick lmao
I’m definitely the dramatic one. Got to make it look good right?
The tape goalkeeper 🗣🔥
You didn't even have to act for the third one
XD
“That’s right! That’s a long one!”😂 that got me
I think many of us are guilty as the dramatic keeper at some point growing up 😂
The can't kick one was me when I played. What's worse is that I practised and got better and my coach put the defender on goal kicks permemantley
Say you can do it and prove it bruh it's not that hard. I think you should really take that opportunity and get better so you can be good at kicking and everything as a goalkeeper too.
the second goalkeeper is me😃😃😃😃
I am 3rd one (can u make a full video for perfect gk kick
Same thing as me
That dramatic gk was so nice🤣🤣
I’m the dramatic. Some one once kicked at like 1 kph into my hands I caught it and then dick a back rol into a stand🤣🤣🤣
Ayo?
😮😮😮😮😮
@@GameBoy69FPSit was obv a accident dont make it sus
The dramatic one deserves the Oscar award😂
Someone I play with does a stutter step when going for a long pass and then ends up toe punting it 😂😂😂
LOL
@@ARSGoalkeeping also tapes both wrists. Wonder where he got that idea 😅
i can't punt for anything as a keeper when i tried i fell on my ass
Me: scared of diving
The chat is so locked in they barely even chatted
I swear the best goalkeepers can't kick at all.
The can't kick GK is definitely me
✨️I need some more tape✨️
We are proud people of tape LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!
I played a team and the gk was lining up to take the kick and a player just out of nowhere bombed it 😂
LOOOOOOOOW *TAAAAPEEEER* FAAAAAAAADEEEE
This is soo relatable 🥲
The second one is fifa goal keepers 😂😂😂
Bro acting like he on crack 🤣🤣
there’s also the keeper who can save anything but can’t catch
You described me so well😅
Bro I love the way he just shouts THE TAPE GOALKEEPA!!
THE GOALKEEPER WHO CANT SAVE 💀
THE GOALKEEPER WHO WAS THE WORST IN THE TEAM SO WAS PUT IN GOAL💀
THE YASHIN OF THE MATCH 💀
Im the last one,except I can't catch the ball too
I like the way you laugh 😃
Bro raised his hand
🇩🇪🥸
The dramatic was me😂😂😂
Legend has it he is still putting on even more tape😂😂
goalkeepers always seemed like a crazy bunch to me,
and this one just confirms it xD
😭😭😭 I’m a real keeper for my private club and I’m the one that can’t kick- 😭😭💕
I'm litteraly that one gk who can't kick☠️☠️. I couldn't drop kick a football if my life depended on it💀💀
The dramatic one is relatable.
Say goodbye to your hair 😂
I’m the goalkeeper that can’t kick worth a crap😂🤣
The way he catches the ball like that for me it would break my fingers😭😭😭
Bro explained the goalkeepers of soccer games in 953 languages with the dramatic one💀💀
Being the dramatic one
Is being happy
I’m the goalie that can’t kick the ball 😂
The Dramatic one is so accurate they literally dive to the floor after they've already caught the ball
Your strong we're proud people with tape 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Proud tape people
The (let's go) got me dying 😭💀
@@ARSGoalkeepingyes I am
@@ARSGoalkeepinglove ur vids!
The dramatic one is every FC Mobile Goalkeeper😂
That one keeper that tries to do epic saves on a penalty
The ones who can’t kick-->
Removing that much tape💀
the dramatic gk is like that one kid that starts singing a phone music and says the best part of the song and acts like martinèz 💀
Im the perfect example of the can’t kick GK, I had a football match earlier today and done the same exact thing
Goalkicks are actually quite difficult to learn if you don't know the right technique and even then takes a while to get better.
Bro got a free haircut🥲
*"Boys don't cry"*
Hurts alot🤕
I always tell the centre backs to take the goalkick🤣
The Dramatic Goalkeeper Is My FRIEND ! ☠ 💀
The dramatic one= Onana & Ramsdale!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is brilliant 😂 My son is a 12 Year Old Goalkeeper and already does this 👍
Goalkeepers are literally the backbone of a team yet they get ZERO respect.
I'm either one of these:
1) take out the striker even if I get the smallest chance just so they won't challenge me again and/or shove people on corner kicks if they get next to me or in front of me
Or
2) the angry/chaotic one
Also love these videos, I need more Goalkeeper videos/shorts in my life
iam the dramatic one
"The GK that can't kick"
It’s me🤧😂
I dont wear gloves when i goalkeep but its worth it no need to save money when u can become Yashin for free
POV the second one is fifa😂
He still got the roll😂
The last one was mee😂😂
“The keeper that always punts the ball out of bounds”
The tape Goalkeeper turned out to be a tape god as he’s probably led the league in finger save diving plays
The time waster… 💀
The taper went inosuke mode😂😂
the dramatic goalkeeper can be called the pickford
I am the gk that can't kick type😂😂😂
The last one is me 😂😂😂