>Be me >A soldier fighting for my great country, The New Mongolian Empire >Our supreme emperor had ordered an invasion landing of Japanese >whythehellnot.jpg >boarded our great mongolian warships and sailed for japan >On my way discussed about the failed naval invasion of Japan by monoglia several centuries ago >Had a good laugh, and pride that we will finish what our ancestors couldn't finish >The squad leader told us to prepare, as the ship's are approaching the shore >Grab my gun and get ready to let the Japanese eat some leads >Suddenly heard a lough bang >An explosion occurs on the port >a second sun formed on the port, and I was blinded instantly >The supreme emperor had decided to nuke the port we are landing >Whatthefick >The mushroom cloud and shockwaves sent the ships flying >Invasion was a failure >Everyone died of radiation poisoning >MFW
funny thing IRL the US had planned a invasion using nukes on Japanese defenses just prior to the attack, thankfully Japan surrendered. (it was planned to be done sometime in 1946)
Some guy in the New Mongol Empire: 'so how did we get to this point?' Another guy: it's very simple. We started as a communist dictatorship, allied the soviet Union, attacked the Chinese United front, became fascists at some point for no readily apparent reason, took more land in the Asia and the Middle East, then betrayed our ally, puppeted them, allied Germany, annexed our puppets, executed border 66, unallied our new ally so we could ally the allies, defeated Germany and won the war. Simple :)
He has said this would get him demonetized, so he is discouraged from doing something like Afghanistan takes the United States. Also, he has stated that he does not like challenges that forbid him from doing dimplomatic/political things (like joining factions) since they limit his creativity and politics is the funnest part of this game for him, as demonstrated from his playstyle and the fact that he has said it multiple times throughout his challenges.
@@unitedstatesofeu7859 Chinese propaganda? Why would they say "Qing were part of Manchu and Mongolia " for propaganda ? you are too busy with dicks , blood doesn't climb up to your brain.
Beautiful ... just beautiful *slowly stands up- clapping. Clapping intensifies into frantic loud clapping with tears of joy* A Mongol empire ... beautiful
the funniest thing is that youre actually an amazing hoi4 player and your challenges seem so hard without cheats but then you go and show how its done. you deserve more subs
How dare you change all the cavalry divisions into infantry ones?! Rushing with pharaohinc amounts of cavalry was the main Mongolian strategy in the times of Genghis Khan!
Now THIS is a real challenge! Thank you so much for actually making up, and completing amazing challenges! You are one of the few channels that does that and I really appreciate it, because there are a lot of channels out there who do challenge videos and never actually complete them. Amazing content! Keep it up! Also, challenge idea: Restore the First French Empire - as France take Catalonia, Belgium, Holland, North Germany up to Schleswig-Holstein, Land west of the Rhine, Piedmont, Liguria, Tuscany, Latinum, Tyrol, Slovenia, Istria, Dalmatia and Zara. Puppet Germany, Poland, Switzerland and Italy. Good luck!
It’s scary the fact there’s atleast one reality where the British Empire, Mongol Empire and Rome all survived to this day and teamed up to take the world
21:07 *conversation in Greek and Bulgarian high command* "Sir, we've just received reports that Nepal has been successfully invaded by Mongolia" "Well, best surrender then"
I got a challenge for you! Play as German Reich and conqure Poland/France/Czechoslovakia/Austria without using the national focus tree. You can try to defeat URSS and Allies too if you want to.. :) Let's see if you will succed or accept it.
this is how you know that this is an old video. the map coloring used to be so much nicer, and supply looked much harder, old hoi was great, even the political unity
That's one thing I was showing to a friend, that even though the game is unpolished and incomplete in a way similar to how Skyrim was rushed, that I still love it and for the strange machinations of the code like everyone joining CNF. Likewise in a different play I had The Empire of Japan and Argentina join the Arab Defense League or whatever silly faction it was.
As soviet union, go fascist and take all former lands of russia, including Alaska, poland, Finland, Baltic, and more. (Look up map ITS easier) Edit: You can go neutral too Edit II: and you can have soviet lands too, puppets can either be annexed or pupped (Look up soviet map)
This guy is literally Napoleon Bonaparte and time traveled more than 1century Except there was no baguettes 🥖 Genghis khan is probably so happy right now.
>Be me
>A soldier fighting for my great country, The New Mongolian Empire
>Our supreme emperor had ordered an invasion landing of Japanese
>whythehellnot.jpg
>boarded our great mongolian warships and sailed for japan
>On my way discussed about the failed naval invasion of Japan by monoglia several centuries ago
>Had a good laugh, and pride that we will finish what our ancestors couldn't finish
>The squad leader told us to prepare, as the ship's are approaching the shore
>Grab my gun and get ready to let the Japanese eat some leads
>Suddenly heard a lough bang
>An explosion occurs on the port
>a second sun formed on the port, and I was blinded instantly
>The supreme emperor had decided to nuke the port we are landing
>Whatthefick
>The mushroom cloud and shockwaves sent the ships flying
>Invasion was a failure
>Everyone died of radiation poisoning
>MFW
This
nigga green texting on youtube
New Mongol Invasion of Japan, failed in modern day
funny thing IRL the US had planned a invasion using nukes on Japanese defenses just prior to the attack, thankfully Japan surrendered. (it was planned to be done sometime in 1946)
@@speedy01247 thankfully? That US soldiers would have deserved it...
When you nuke Yugoslavia so hard that Mengkukuo surrenders.
Mengkukuo is scared that they will be next
@@trollege9618 "how much of a dumbass are you to think that i want to be errased like that?"
-Mengkukuo
*Manchukuo
That’s actually kinda scary…
Some guy in the New Mongol Empire: 'so how did we get to this point?'
Another guy: it's very simple. We started as a communist dictatorship, allied the soviet Union, attacked the Chinese United front, became fascists at some point for no readily apparent reason, took more land in the Asia and the Middle East, then betrayed our ally, puppeted them, allied Germany, annexed our puppets, executed border 66, unallied our new ally so we could ally the allies, defeated Germany and won the war. Simple :)
Yes
Brilliant
Spoiler
:(
“Border 66” is the best name
It's a good thing there aren't any tsunamis in this game or else you would've been knocked off mainland Japan in a matter of seconds
Nebraskaball Typhoons are what you're thinking of.
Wonder if they blow nukes away too
Taureor Already got the answer to that one.
twice
But they could use Kamikaze and that`s the same thing (kinda).
Taureor heard "Japan deserved more than 2 nukes" and took it to heart
Literally
Of
Ayo dont take the gameplay seriosly ! Ooooof
They deserved atleast 300.
@@sus4644 chill man that’s overkill
USA: two nukes ought to do it
Mongolia: ALL THE NUKESSS
i like how usa nuked them 2 times and japan surrendered but he did it over probably 11 times and they did not surrender *visible confussion*
@@diggusbickus445 usa had a God nuke
@@diggusbickus445 it's a scripted peace deal, Japan will surrender with a couple of nukes if those nukes are american
Challenge:
As Fascist Afghanistan take New York without joining any factions
Leon Trotsky he could just create his own faction.
his own faction with blackjack and hookers you mean ?
(demonetized)
9/11 ?
He has said this would get him demonetized, so he is discouraged from doing something like Afghanistan takes the United States. Also, he has stated that he does not like challenges that forbid him from doing dimplomatic/political things (like joining factions) since they limit his creativity and politics is the funnest part of this game for him, as demonstrated from his playstyle and the fact that he has said it multiple times throughout his challenges.
In real life: Japan surrenders after the 2nd nuke attack.
In HoI4: I may be able to land to this area if I nuke it 2 or 3 times.
These days Japan surrenders if you drop 2 nukes
@@jarskil8862 These days japan fights back
When you said "a bomber" and "some nukes," I wasn't expecting you to vaporize every Japanese city simultaneously.
Glad it happened though.
As Austria, reform the Holy Roman Empire.
this would be interesting
Graham Turner Roman empire was better!
You can't.
Graham Turner you can only do it as germany
@@chilldown3386 yes and you have focus with Germany in modern day mod
“Eh, let’s nuke Yugoslavia one more time”
- Taureor 2017
You nuked Japan twelve to thirteen times...jesus christ how is it still habitable?
WW2 nukes barely launched radiation.
knowledge
they nuked the Las Vegas desert more times than that, hence the name Atomic City.
thats y he gave all those places back
he gave it back because radiation causes and enhances anime and the anime is unbearable in those levels
"And then they died in a tornado."
FUCKING TORNADOS!!!
"and they had a fun time fighting each other until the Mongols died again in a tornado".
Why mongolians didn't know tornado. Because they have not tornado
@@nicolewarner1738
Why did the Mongolians take part in the world? Because they wanna saw the ocean. Haha
"And then they died in a *nuclear explosion*
When Genghis rise from his death and retakes the whole earth on his name
chingis khaan буюу Чингис хаан гэдэг юм
Play as Ireland conquer all British land
easy only a dozen paratroopers required
yeah I think he ment all the colonies also
I am me so what? You still only have to take their mainland to capitulate them.
i think you might need to invade australia or canada aswell
yeah the raj is a major so they need to be capitulated to
Im surprised the mongol solders didnt die in a tornado when invading japan
Instead they died to a FREAKING nuke.
"Some of them are even tanks or something" - The Great Khan
As Manchukuo, take the borders of the Qing Empire.
He should wait for the dlc though
FUKCINNG QINGS
This is a clear winner, but I really should wait for the new Waking Tiger DLC, it will make it more interesting
Qing kingdom was colony of Manchu Empire even Mongolia!!! Read true history random kid of random bitch from YT
@@unitedstatesofeu7859 Chinese propaganda? Why would they say "Qing were part of Manchu and Mongolia " for propaganda ?
you are too busy with dicks , blood doesn't climb up to your brain.
Beautiful ... just beautiful *slowly stands up- clapping. Clapping intensifies into frantic loud clapping with tears of joy*
A Mongol empire ... beautiful
Can you restore my broken Heart?
That is the only challenge Taureor can't do
That would be quite a challenge probably, but is your heart in Hearts of Iron 4? Is it a broken heart of iron? Welding might do the trick :)
His voice can even remove my aids. So yes.
@@Taureor plz play as nepal and control all lands in Asia without getting bored
nuke it
USA: we don´t really want to drop any nuke, but we have to
Taureor: two should be enough, maybe three.
Now it’s nagoya’s time to shine! Well, glow...
I like how the ruling party in communist Mongolia is called MAN.....
Irs translated into mongolian
Монгол Ардын Наи
Нам
the funniest thing is that youre actually an amazing hoi4 player and your challenges seem so hard without cheats but then you go and show how its done. you deserve more subs
Playing as Mongolia is Taurerable ~ *Pun Intended*
what is Taurerable?
An attempt at a pun making fun of his channel name.
Wow the fact that I have watched like 4 of his challange videos and never even looked at his channel name...
The Astro Gamer has
A Pun? No shit
Wtf? a Polish youtuber making videos in English? what kind of Paradox dlc is this?
royahrles if you make vids in English, you get higher revenue.
Yeaaaah...
Yeah I know it was a pun xd
I was shocked to in a good way😁 greetings from germany😍
Aerion Targaryen german watching a ww2 simulator oh shit
royahrles *Poland United and ready*
Your Voice is like ASMR. And I love it!!
How dare you change all the cavalry divisions into infantry ones?! Rushing with pharaohinc amounts of cavalry was the main Mongolian strategy in the times of Genghis Khan!
Gengis Khan would be proud.
Your voice sounds so relaxiiiing ~~~
Man your voice is so soft! Love it!
I love his voice😍
This was an amazing video - this is a challenge I've attempted a few times and it never goes very well. My hat goes off to you, sir!
1:42
Whoa, I didn't know you could do that.
Wow , actually good hoi content!
>Cheating
>"good hoi content"
Edoardo Lusuardi chelating?....
no, cheating.
@@EdoardoLusuardi cheating how...
around minute 37 is a good example of cheating.
I die everytime he says “Aww Crap..” Hahaha
He says it so often and in a funny way
Damn you Mongorians!
- Tuong Lu Kim after having to rebuild his wall.
I am so happy to see that you try your best to recreate the historical borders, i am no longer triggered lol :)
Now THIS is a real challenge! Thank you so much for actually making up, and completing amazing challenges! You are one of the few channels that does that and I really appreciate it, because there are a lot of channels out there who do challenge videos and never actually complete them. Amazing content! Keep it up!
Also, challenge idea: Restore the First French Empire - as France take Catalonia, Belgium, Holland, North Germany up to Schleswig-Holstein, Land west of the Rhine, Piedmont, Liguria, Tuscany, Latinum, Tyrol, Slovenia, Istria, Dalmatia and Zara. Puppet Germany, Poland, Switzerland and Italy. Good luck!
You might want to suggest the challenge in a separate comment, not many people will see it like this. Also thanks
this is an amazing playthrough man
greatjob
Love your content keep it up!
U are a legend, DDR Jake is no match!
Jake tried doing it w/ cav only
Mongol empire: WE ARE THE GREATEST EMPIRE IN HISTORY!!
Mongolia 2020: wha?
You really have to think outside the box for small countries huh?
Usually they're better than major ones if the cards are played right, so yeah
Play as bhutan and be the thunder dragon empire
Get beijin
New delhi
Istambul
Moscow
ShadowMinnie Istanbul 😉
Pasa que soy subscriptor de españa y alla se dice estambul
ShadowMinnie Onda vital jejej
No soy de españa solo vivo alla
Pero tampoco se dice tan asi
Beijing Istanbul
the two biggest empires in existence worked together to conquer the world. wonderful
Damn that was one of craziest thing I ever saw in TH-cam ever. Good job actually.
It’s scary the fact there’s atleast one reality where the British Empire, Mongol Empire and Rome all survived to this day and teamed up to take the world
Fear? It's lovely
Mongolia: I fear no man. But that thing..
*Typhoon*
Mongolia: It scares me..
Playing as Mongolia, Has 4k manpower.
Interesting.
Jesus! faction switching and backstabbing...I love it :D well done, well done!
As Uruguay take all of South America
I absolutely love how you figured out how to game the system halfway through, gotta try to do that myself when I get back in.
The more I watch Taureor’s videos
The more I believe the ends justify the means.
Is this bad? XD
King Francis Alexander I no, it just means your losing your sense of empathy and becoming more psychopathic.
Hope this helps🙃
Jo Simes You know it’s a joke right?
Yes
21:07 *conversation in Greek and Bulgarian high command* "Sir, we've just received reports that Nepal has been successfully invaded by Mongolia"
"Well, best surrender then"
I love how finland just randomly gets called in the chinese front
You are the asmr of grand strategy games
Challenge: create a German Europe (man in the high castle)
That's pretty easy.
For some reason when you said "good news" at 13:40 it triggered my google assistant and opened a news thing
"Two should be enough, maybe three," Taureor nuking japanese port.
I love how the starter unit is just HORSE
Mongol Empire should be a formable nation of HOI4
2:14 "Ma workers, your liberation is near!" That just cracked me up :D
Other channels: Hoi4 epicness, memes and stuff. Taureor: watch as this mass of psychotic Polish brilliance conquers the world with a horse and sticks
This guy is the bob ross of Hoi4
I got a challenge for you!
Play as German Reich and conqure Poland/France/Czechoslovakia/Austria without using the national focus tree.
You can try to defeat URSS and Allies too if you want to.. :)
Let's see if you will succed or accept it.
Gebeleixis can he use the industry part of the focus tree?
yes, the famous rival of germany, the union of roviet socialist sepublics.
*succ* ed
I think he's french and USSR is URSS in french
Ahh yes, the Union or Republics Soviet Socialist
*_Drink every time he says capitulated..._*
alcohol poisoning
Ahhhh the good ol' Mongols...
Finland joins the united chinese front. MY SIDES.
Great vid! keep up doing hoi4
Play as Albania and conquer all of the Balkans including Turkey .
Do you know how much political outrage that will cause in the comments?
@@milkasikirica9095 yea
Yes Yes
Milka Sikirica that would be the point I can imagine
Milka Sikirica thats the point
Nice, now play as Luxembourg and conquer the entire world
Mongols and Italians: Changing alliances from germany *Together*
this is how you know that this is an old video. the map coloring used to be so much nicer, and supply looked much harder, old hoi was great, even the political unity
Is no one going to talk about how Germany has literally the same eastern borders as 1610s Commonwealth?
Sneaky sneaky Mongolians haha
You did the napoleon tactic on Spain there with Germany , I liked it
Should've done this in Kaiserreich!
Wow. Great LP. I love how you game the game like that. Kudos! :)
39:04
General McArthur in Korea
That's one thing I was showing to a friend, that even though the game is unpolished and incomplete in a way similar to how Skyrim was rushed, that I still love it and for the strange machinations of the code like everyone joining CNF. Likewise in a different play I had The Empire of Japan and Argentina join the Arab Defense League or whatever silly faction it was.
I want you to be our president (i live in mongolia)
Taureor: *makes new game*
Everyone else: *sweating*
The whole staying in an allies territory then give them a secret order is literally just execute order 66
Ok so this is the first time I’ve ever seen usage of assigning troops to an army. Thank you for showing me how to do it.
It would be cool if as Romania you restored the Roman Empire.
(Check the 117 a.D. Roman Empire's map to see how big it was.)
Why romania? Italy was the Roman empire
Robin Oosterik I suggested Romania to spice things a little bit.
Romanians are most romans today
Generator Raka i would think they are slav or something but not roman
Trevor 941 you could restore the roman empire with alot of countries then
For this amount of effort you earned my sub for sure 👌
As soviet union, go fascist and take all former lands of russia, including Alaska, poland, Finland, Baltic, and more. (Look up map ITS easier)
Edit: You can go neutral too
Edit II: and you can have soviet lands too, puppets can either be annexed or pupped (Look up soviet map)
W&R Yeah.
W&R ikr
Taureor: destroying his enemies and training divisions extremely fast
Me trying to handle the luxemburgish treath: bruh
Try to make Slovakia great!
18:32 "France has capitulated" made me go "wait what" for a second until I remembered that war in Europe existed
if you dont do cav only it isnt a real mongol empire
This guy is literally Napoleon Bonaparte and time traveled more than 1century
Except there was no baguettes 🥖 Genghis khan is probably so happy right now.
Should have kept your army cavalry
Calvary sucks in HOI4, But they are faster than infantry.
Great video man! Keep up the work
You said war goal against Baghdad when talking about iraq :D
Should try this challenge again, but as a true mongol, Cavalry only
Why no order 66 on soviet? ) :
I just found out about your channel but i already love it, you are a pro!!!! :)
As Uruguay conquer America
Restore the Mongolian empire with almost entirely cavalry
How did you not get guaranteed by uk and france at 8:39 world tention 39% wtf
tension is not the only factor, ideology and distance matter too. If I was fascist, they would guarantee
I think the tension limit might've been increased? Or maybe because it isn't near Britain they're not guaranteeing it.
I just love when you can research atomic researchs as Mongol Republic in 1937