Life jackets are there for when the plane lands on water, and if there were parachutes, it would be impossible to open the door due to it being sealed shut by pressure and if you did open the door, it would cause an explosive decompression, plus if you jumped out at high altitude, have fun with your no oxygen.
Also parachutes are heavy. A parachute under every seat would add to the weight and the cost of the fuel needed. Also I'm glad someone else over thinks jokes as much as I do :P
How has this guy not got more subs?
His accent is like a British, Jamaican angel.
This one deserves a hell of a lot more subscribers
Life jackets are there for when the plane lands on water, and if there were parachutes, it would be impossible to open the door due to it being sealed shut by pressure and if you did open the door, it would cause an explosive decompression, plus if you jumped out at high altitude, have fun with your no oxygen.
Also parachutes are heavy. A parachute under every seat would add to the weight and the cost of the fuel needed. Also I'm glad someone else over thinks jokes as much as I do :P
:D
You complete bastards.
Please bring this character back, it's one of my favourites.
Please make more Antoine speekz video!! Talk about how America jacked all English city names and added a "new" to it!!
Antoine has spoken.
This is brilliant! I'm literally in tears. Keep up the awesome work!
First upload in forever! I love these things, keep making them!
Are you from South-Africa ?
One of the few genuinely funny comedians on youtube
London
Another smashing impression. Keep it up!
The jet brochure part killed me, man :DD Well done!
I loooooove guava flavored Rubicon.
Best Video yet. So true about the speedy boarders!
this'll never get old for me!
Damien how do you do some many voices, i would love to be able to speak in different voices got any tips :)
There are some old podcasts on soundcloud
why do you sound like your from the roughest part of london
More things to be coming soon, I hope?
still makes me smile
So were you before or after Phoneshop?
This is the best thing, ever.
Absolutely brilliant.
About 5 years before.
Man ur a real man deep voice and like woah dude
And an EasyJet advertisement comes on before this... Brilliant.
Mandem level 100
Absolutely hilarious!
Haha there was an easyjet ad on before this
Lol, Damien how do you not end up wetting yourself when recording these? Do you wear nappies?
Love this
did they base ashley on you?
No but I love that man.
Daniel, you have been missed.
Number 1!!!
LOL!!! Brilliant!!!! Why are you not getting serious views? You get me? One love
"Ryanair is a Megabus at 90,000 feet, flying though space." lmao
...Subscribed Instantly
Amazing
Brilliance
hes an impressionist
You are a genius
You need more subs bro
When I herd him say "drawing a sword" I went to imagining him as the Demo man
Damn this is good.
That was fucking brilliant you get me
Say what you want but I talk like this
Guava flavoured Rubicon
The second I saw and heard this I knew you were from phone shop
i dont understand one word u are saying
Oh my god, you dropped the K-bomb!
WE WILL SEND B-BOP AND ROCKSTEADY DOWN TO THE EARTH'S CORE IN THE MOLE-MOBILE!
Voice holly crap
awesome haha
Great very funny
You going over sea, and the plane goes down and you have no life jacket, yours fucked lol
Ah, clothes advice. Good!
Thumbs up if your here from Ashens.
This is soooooo jokes
Laugh my balls off haha :) BTW SUBSCRIBED
Your fucking accent......is fucking amazing!!
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I know someone who talks like this. They're even harder to understand.