Meanwhile… Papa John’s Expanding in India | Vodka Butter | Giant DQ Spoon Found

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  • @michaelfostermikfoss
    @michaelfostermikfoss ปีที่แล้ว +371

    LOL I've had a blast reading these comments. I'm the guy that found the spoon, I play pokemon everyday and my wife occasionally comes out with me, but mostly lets me go to get me out of her hair. You're never too old to enjoy having fun. We both watch Colbert every morning and really enjoyed his joke, keep it up!

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hmmmm.......and exactly WHAT time is your mail delivered??? 🙂

    • @tammy6992
      @tammy6992 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, that was a good joke

    • @Wordsworth11
      @Wordsworth11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My husband did the exact same thing! Leaving me daily to do all the cooking and cleaning and working. Took me awhile but I got a new husband.😊

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Wordsworth11 😂 My third husband was actually pretty good at cooking and the “heavy” housework!

    • @1xponyx1
      @1xponyx1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No kidding, your the guy. Appreciate your look at life, I get the old part.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Watching Colbert struggle to tear the sleeve off a T-shirt is my new favorite thing.

    • @daddyilo
      @daddyilo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That makes something else your new second-favored thing, having been bumped down from one to two. What is it?

    • @aaronlumley7458
      @aaronlumley7458 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will start the bidding at $500

    • @drock9083
      @drock9083 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      S.C. might want to reconsider the no excersize thing.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first dude went so easily, he thought he had it! Boo!

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daddyilo Watching people react to Tanjerin from Bug Fables.

  • @jimmyjawbone
    @jimmyjawbone ปีที่แล้ว +516

    You may think that’s a bicep in Stevens arm, but actually…is potato.

    • @JanetPlanetful
      @JanetPlanetful ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂 good one! That whole skit cracked me up!

    • @c.w.9501
      @c.w.9501 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because of your profile pic, I read your comment in Homestar's voice and it's even funnier.

    • @janicezimmerman9136
      @janicezimmerman9136 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well done. Very well done.

    • @EriqKoontz
      @EriqKoontz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @anniemcdonald6616
      @anniemcdonald6616 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best comment... 😂😂😂

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    His staff got him good, there...with only one sleeve prepared to be easily torn off. XD

  • @Dan-Simms
    @Dan-Simms ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The fact he struggled with those sleeves made it so much funnier.

  • @NicoleAZ145
    @NicoleAZ145 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “It made me want to become a client of P90X, but then I found out it’s exercise” 😂

  • @djalland1
    @djalland1 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Papa John's have been in India for a while now. I worked in Mumbai for 3 months in 2016 and there was a Papa John's a few doors down from my office.
    I had lunch there.
    Once.
    And. Never. Again.

    • @waynetaylor8082
      @waynetaylor8082 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Far too many Russian grandmas resemble "IS POTATO!".

    • @deandupont5503
      @deandupont5503 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, but that happens at Papa Johns' all over the world.

    • @debrahelmlinger6256
      @debrahelmlinger6256 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never liked Pappa's

    • @bobcourtier4674
      @bobcourtier4674 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@debrahelmlinger6256
      They’re starving, they’ll eat anything

    • @yudithcaron8053
      @yudithcaron8053 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bobcourtier4674 If they're starving, they don't have the money to pay for Papa John's, and if they do have the money, they're not starving, so they can go somewhere else. Maybe the problem is "They're starving, they'll eat anything" is Papa John's motto.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Looks like Stephen used up all his t-shirt sleeve ripping energy on the rehearsal run. 😁

    • @OneSkyWarrior
      @OneSkyWarrior ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think he got punked by his writers.😂

    • @keithnewton5508
      @keithnewton5508 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      An intern was trolling?

    • @lisajean228
      @lisajean228 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can’t help but wonder if that second sleeve wasn’t quite cut through…masterfully executed, props dept!

    • @TheBlueB0mber
      @TheBlueB0mber ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He could definitely use that p90X 💪

    • @janusatthegate6201
      @janusatthegate6201 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They switched shirts on him.

  • @BaconTomatoCheese
    @BaconTomatoCheese ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I love how his staff pranked Steven with one easy year away sleeve, and one that was firmly still attached “is potato” T-shirt!🇺🇦

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, planned. They pranked you. I'm sorry.

    • @globdrop
      @globdrop ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​​​@@morbidmanmusic lmaooooo there is still room for error/improvisation, everything isn't always 100% staged, cynical dipsht

  • @karenokeson2705
    @karenokeson2705 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Love your show. You got me through Donnie the Sociopath years. Somehow, it seems they haven't ended yet. Please stay for all of us. Love to you & Evie! 💗

    • @TippyHippy
      @TippyHippy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TippyHippy That is terrible if true.

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@freya8133 I agree. Why ruin a perfectly good sock.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We are still in those years

    • @TBJ1118
      @TBJ1118 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A kind and well meaning Karen??? Impossible!

  • @mikabachmaha1685
    @mikabachmaha1685 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Watching from Ukraine & just wnated to thank Stephen , Tony and all good people of US for your support! The donations, the good humor & knowing that you have our back helps us more than you can know.

  • @Tehed82
    @Tehed82 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Relationship goals: Be that 52 year old man playing pokemon go at 7am while still having a wife!

    • @bzybny9697
      @bzybny9697 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Someone else probably playing pokémon with his wife 🙃🫣😂

    • @IMArt-kx2ci
      @IMArt-kx2ci ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe the wife was the reason he was playing Pokémon at 7am 🤷‍♀️

    • @chrisvainio
      @chrisvainio ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Probably how they met. The Pokémon Go community is a lot of 50+ ladies.

    • @Whitewolf1273
      @Whitewolf1273 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My mom is 60 married and plays pokemon Go but I don't know if she would get up at 7 am on a weekend to play it. 😆

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Today, I learned that my wife & I are "relationship goals." Neat.

  • @tselengbotlhole750
    @tselengbotlhole750 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Why is Stephen always in a fight with raccoons? 😂😂😂

    • @mssarahjansen
      @mssarahjansen ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That seems to be all Americans in general 😜

    • @GrantSR
      @GrantSR ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Have you met racoons??!!

    • @SchoolforHackers
      @SchoolforHackers ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean you AREN’T?

    • @ryanbauer3680
      @ryanbauer3680 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, he should know they're natural enemies to wild invasive boars, meaning eventually we're going have them as allies during Pig War 2: This time it is real and not as stupid as it sounds.

    • @mikevanderman2727
      @mikevanderman2727 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because he doesn't have the Pokemon Go app on his iPhone

  • @msharmony2001
    @msharmony2001 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Vodka butter is, Potato.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Technically it really is potato 😂

    • @FiferSkipper
      @FiferSkipper ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wins the internet for the day!

    • @waybackplayback1347
      @waybackplayback1347 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Put that vodka butter on a potato and I'm in. 😊

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, yes

  • @richardmountz3865
    @richardmountz3865 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    When the former CEO of PP Johns gave away one million pizza's and then gave away two million pizza's and then said, to some extent, the Dems were
    making it hard to pay his people I immediately stopped buying his products. So many years ago. And I don't miss it one bit..

    • @GildaLee27
      @GildaLee27 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Years ago, the CEO of Little Caesar's heard that Rosa Parks was elderly and facing hard times, so he quietly paid her rent and more for the last 10 years of her life. I can't remember that CEO's name, but I will always choose Little Caesar's when it's pizza night.

  • @fattdamon5342
    @fattdamon5342 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Would've been great if he started the memory joke over again after a 'meanwhile'.

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Missed opportunity

    • @mssarahjansen
      @mssarahjansen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @JMASON-qy7ki
      @JMASON-qy7ki ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👌🏻

    • @rwmorey71
      @rwmorey71 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought they were going to display a different headline.

  • @ck-wt7ug
    @ck-wt7ug ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The india map is WRONG. Not only is Kashmir not included, but they even removed arunachal Pradesh, which is a integral part of india. Now the US is supporting chinese expansion!!!

    • @MICHAEL-vy3ch
      @MICHAEL-vy3ch ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CBS, the Chinese Broadcasting System.

  • @BKNOBS
    @BKNOBS ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I just paused this, bought a shirt and a hoodie because Stephen Colbert is the fucking man. Now I’ll watch the rest of the video.

    • @nickrich56
      @nickrich56 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fucking awesome Brian!💪

  • @ross-carlson
    @ross-carlson ปีที่แล้ว +19

    @3:05 "Selmer Mark VI Alto" - so VERY cool, as someone who's played saxophone for 35 years he is SPOT ON - that is absolutely regarded as the greatest saxophone ever made. What a cool easter egg.

    • @caseyhoward9189
      @caseyhoward9189 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to listen to it several times myself. (I own a tenor and an alto version VI myself, though one has the high F#…it’s a late model.)

    • @dfo132
      @dfo132 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caseyhoward9189 My Mark VI doesn’t have a high F# but it does have a low A key 😎

    • @henrywilliams4551
      @henrywilliams4551 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember going through the Selmer phase about halfway through my 30+ years of playing. I eventually grew out of it and traded my Mark VI tenor in on a Yanagisawa. I knew I was losing money on the deal but I didn’t care because the yani was superior to the Mk VI in every way and I wasn’t leaving without it.

  • @mandarlatkar_comedy
    @mandarlatkar_comedy ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Colbert's Graphic guy from Karachi: Map of India you say? Leave it up to me!

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looked close enough to me. You want better, go to a geography channel.

    • @egomaniac1209
      @egomaniac1209 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jpdemer5 A random 5 y/o kid could imagine the Indian map better than you and your kind can draw it even with reference, then again, expecting you Americans to know Geography is shooting ourselves in the foot.

  • @stephen1896
    @stephen1896 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    His wife loves that he goes out early in the morning for exercise. Pokemon Go is just the icing on the exercise cake.

  • @tammystockley-loughlin7680
    @tammystockley-loughlin7680 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My spouse made me cry by giving me an IS POTATO shirt. Glad to help the folks in Ukraine in a small way. Solidarity and positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.

  • @mariekastler5391
    @mariekastler5391 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Stephen being unable to rip the arms of Tony Horton's shirt is Comedy Gold!

  • @Neobert5240
    @Neobert5240 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I'm broke but Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦!!!❤

    • @WilliamRWarrenJr
      @WilliamRWarrenJr ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fuckin' A, bubba!

    • @WilliamRWarrenJr
      @WilliamRWarrenJr ปีที่แล้ว

      👍👍👍👍❤️👍❤️❤️🤬☠️🖕🖕

    • @maximeprometheas
      @maximeprometheas ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Slava Ukrainu! 🤘🇺🇦

    • @WilliamRWarrenJr
      @WilliamRWarrenJr ปีที่แล้ว

      🖕🖕🖕🍊🍑🤡
      🖕🖕🖕💩🧠🧠🧠🧠
      And I'm serious. But I wouldn't🖕one of you on a bet, spank you very much: I don't need any new diseases.

    • @OneSkyWarrior
      @OneSkyWarrior ปีที่แล้ว +11

      👍🏻I hear you, Robert.
      Slava Ukraine🌻🇺🇦💙💛💜🇺🇸☮️⚖️♾️

  • @hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309
    @hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    She’s happy to get him out of the house. She probably put the app on his phone to get him to Exercise. 😂

  • @temporaladvisor3958
    @temporaladvisor3958 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    How do you say you're out of shape without saying you're out of shape? Stephen's spontaneous "exercise" of strength and stamina had me laughing so hard I had to pause the show to wipe the tears away. What a great way to start the day.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My knee already give me the 24 hour weather forecast.

  • @snideaugustine2143
    @snideaugustine2143 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Kind of like how a 50 year old man who can quote pretty much the entire LotR canon still has a wife eh Stephen? :)

  • @teamadventurebeagle4392
    @teamadventurebeagle4392 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The labored breathing trying to rip the shirt... I can't 🤣

  • @imsteyn
    @imsteyn ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Please never stop doing Meanwhile 😂

  • @JasonBlack66
    @JasonBlack66 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    oh Stephen you are the best late show host ever!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander ปีที่แล้ว +28

    And humans accuse goldfish of having a short memory!

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I haven't the foggiest what you are going on about. Was there something in the show about it?

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't hear the story for that one

  • @rollsroyce4249
    @rollsroyce4249 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You showed wrong map without Jammu and Kashmir which is common mistake because China and Pakistan still have illegally occupied area of it. But your editor really lost credibility when even Arunachal Pradesh which is not shown in the map is an Indian state having its own democratically elected government as well as completely governed by India.

  • @impunitythebagpuss
    @impunitythebagpuss ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The memory joke flew over most of the audience! Lol!

  • @aevanhoutte
    @aevanhoutte ปีที่แล้ว +37

    My daughter lovers her potato hoodie-thanks for the great merch to fundraise for a good cause with!

  • @jojoba11
    @jojoba11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The paper jam killed me 🤣

  • @JMErlendson
    @JMErlendson ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I gotta be honest, I’m 90% here for the introduction. It’s gotten to be so good it’s the main piece.

  • @KaritKtana
    @KaritKtana ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I could see that Pokémon Go / wife punchline coming from a mile away (much like a giant red spoon) but I still laughed out loud 😂

  • @marksnyder8022
    @marksnyder8022 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I can explain why a 52 year old who plays Pokeman Go on a baseball field at 7 am still has a wife. All this happened in Arizona.

    • @DrVictorVasconcelos
      @DrVictorVasconcelos ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, your husband is a lucky man.

    • @ttacking_you
      @ttacking_you ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Noam Chomsky lives in Arizona.

    • @_mytube_
      @_mytube_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Husband is Potato Head.

    • @timbeaton5045
      @timbeaton5045 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@_mytube_ Is potato.

    • @dale5495
      @dale5495 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only in Arizona

  • @flockofone9214
    @flockofone9214 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Tony Horton. He has an amazing story. He NEEDS to be on the show!

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Hunt for Red Spoon October...is over.

  • @dianne8754
    @dianne8754 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wheeuu.. Stephen.. ripping those sleeves off got us all tired out...😅

  • @harshalbhanarkar
    @harshalbhanarkar ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:40 The Indian Map is wrong,pls rectify

    • @DanialDawood
      @DanialDawood ปีที่แล้ว

      It's correct

    • @Stierenkloot
      @Stierenkloot ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DanialDawood is potato

    • @santoshNarayana
      @santoshNarayana ปีที่แล้ว

      Skipping J&K and Ladakh was intentional, not a mistake that is going to be corrected

    • @avamuos18
      @avamuos18 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s the recent removal of Arunachal Pradesh that’s more irksome, all of J&K has been missing from Colbert’s India maps for at least 8 years.

  • @TwoQs
    @TwoQs ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tony Horton is the man! "Do your best forget the rest!"

  • @stevepatrickjarvis
    @stevepatrickjarvis ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I think the spoon just wanted to run away with the dish and thought baseball plates were dishes.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe it was a dish who stole it. That’s how the lyrics go, after all.

    • @stevepatrickjarvis
      @stevepatrickjarvis ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kylestubbs8867 HAHA you never know.

    • @traceythompson1092
      @traceythompson1092 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kylestubbs8867 the Dish didn't steal anything......It ran away with the Spoon, meaning that the Spoon was in on it, or at least compliant.

  • @dewimatthews6037
    @dewimatthews6037 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Give the Meanwhile intro writers a raise immediately (if not sooner)

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I liked your comment even before I got to the "...greasy hobophone of news..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @80rrk
    @80rrk ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Never have I laughed so loud from “meanwhile” as I did just now ….paired my ass with the printer 😂 Best joke ever

  • @Reyn_Roadstorm
    @Reyn_Roadstorm ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I look forward to future episodes of the new sub-sub-sub-segment: Sleevewhile!

  • @liberalsockpuppet4772
    @liberalsockpuppet4772 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm 53, married and play Pokémon Go sir. Don't make me challenge you with my master league team.

  • @verenamichel2447
    @verenamichel2447 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a toddler mom, I knew that spoon would reappear sooner or later where you least expect it...

  • @Hackerboy602
    @Hackerboy602 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how Steve attempted to burn the 52 year-old for exercising at 7 AM while he struggles to rip a T-shirt that was probably started for him offstage.

  • @queencityminis
    @queencityminis ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you Tony Horton!

  • @rampagephoenix1735
    @rampagephoenix1735 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So....i guess Team Rocket stole the giant red spoon.
    Makes sense; After screwing up time and again with failing to capture Pikachu, it would only be fair that they take a break and broaden their horizons.

  • @Culinary_Nerds
    @Culinary_Nerds ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Stephen I love your show. I look forward to every Cyborgasm and Meanwhile when I’m at work. Also would love to see you do more improv work.

    • @winterwatson6811
      @winterwatson6811 ปีที่แล้ว

      it’s nice when people talk down about video games. it’s nice to know that they hate fun so i can stay away :D

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx ปีที่แล้ว

      Him doing pure improv would be great. I'd rather his show be unscripted.

  • @pizzicato16
    @pizzicato16 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now you have to get Tony Horton on the show, He would be a great guest!

  • @tiny99990
    @tiny99990 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching Stephen trying to tear that sleeve off that shirt, when the guy he was tearing the sleeves off for wouldn't have noticed it had not been properly pre cut... That's priceless.

  • @unitedwestand5205
    @unitedwestand5205 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    papa johns pizza is gross af, smh

    • @bargdaffy1535
      @bargdaffy1535 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A step above domino's

    • @wolfbear7
      @wolfbear7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Owned by Russians.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bargdaffy1535 Domino's isn't THAT awful. At least it's better than Pizza Hut.

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But think of what they could put on a piece of naan. Spinach and cheese, oh my.

    • @theduder2617
      @theduder2617 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unsure why nor how, but clearly we had the only Papa John's which used actual seasonings and sauce because when it was here, BOTH Dominoes and Pizza Hut were trying to get the place shut down because and I quote verbatim "People no longer eat here".
      The main problem is, the two most recent generations have zero experience on what good food is nor how it should taste. It's been nothing but pre-prepared frozen crap rapidly assembled by a factory which cares ONLY about profit and nothing else.
      Those two generations have no understanding of flavor. They actually think fast food is the same as a real home cooked meal. With vitamin deficiencies being scathingly obvious upon sight. Yea, we see you slowly causing a premature death with every drive-through purchase.

  • @theladykaybee
    @theladykaybee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t think Tony would have struggled that hard to tear off the sleeves 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love uou Colbert!

  • @akjakjakj
    @akjakjakj ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Very much like the shirt, your map "is potato".

  • @heathercressman6064
    @heathercressman6064 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trouble ripping off your sleeves? Try P90X! 🤣

  • @adityagarg3976
    @adityagarg3976 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Have been a fan of colbert's since the lord of the rings 'No. 1 Trilly' song 🔥🔥
    But please do use the correct map of India at 3:41

    • @CLipka2373
      @CLipka2373 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't expect Americans to use correct maps of anything (including their own country).
      (Also, there is no such a thing as an undisputedly "correct map" of India.)

    • @adityagarg3976
      @adityagarg3976 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CLipka2373 Ah well! My duty to tell that.
      Also, the correct one is the map published by Govt of India for all intents and purposes

    • @adityagarg3976
      @adityagarg3976 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CLipka2373 Also, just out of curiosity do americans really dont know their own map?
      You have got to be kidding bro

    • @akjakjakj
      @akjakjakj ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adityagarg3976 They are famously unable to identify America if you turn the map upside down. I believe there's a Jimmy Kimmel video that's easy enough to find on TH-cam that demonstrates it.

  • @biswaroopmaiti2943
    @biswaroopmaiti2943 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm a huge fan of the show and Stephen's humor has gotten me through dark days. But I gotta say that's the most incorrect map of India I have ever seen. They just left out two states! And two archipelagos, and 3 union territories! I'm not even cribbing about the two archipelagos :D :D

    • @akjakjakj
      @akjakjakj ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's also missing the state of Arunachal Pradesh.

  • @Ootek_Imora
    @Ootek_Imora ปีที่แล้ว

    2:09 the first sleeve came off so easily too XD

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Many thanks to Tony Horton 🙏🏾

  • @robertohouser
    @robertohouser ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seriously. Dairy Queen, the Cow Ran Away with the Spoon was right there!

  • @anandkapdi4822
    @anandkapdi4822 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Use correct map of India

    • @_mytube_
      @_mytube_ ปีที่แล้ว +10

      was potato map

    • @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550
      @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They used a map that leaves out disputed territories Ladakh, Jamma and Kashmir. Can't make everyone happy.

    • @anandkapdi4822
      @anandkapdi4822 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 Those territories are not disputed, they are part of India
      They are trying to make China happy

    • @winterwatson6811
      @winterwatson6811 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “those territories are not disputed, there’s just multiple counties that claim the land”
      okay 😂

    • @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550
      @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anandkapdi4822 China or Pakistan?

  • @angelusmortis3150
    @angelusmortis3150 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trying to tear the shirt. Comedy gold. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Timmehhhhhh
    @Timmehhhhhh ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That must go well for Papa Johns. When it arrived in the Netherlands a few years ago, me and a friend both ordered a pizza. Fresh products, my ass. That was i think the most disgusting non-supermarket pizza i ever tasted. And there was a weird tasting goo that was supposed to be garlic sauce. And in the corner of the box lay a whole cooked spanish green pepper for whatever reason. Never again. When i cycle past their shop once in a while, i'm still surprised they exist. We Dutchies don't have the best kitchen compared to other countries, but this was even below our standards.

    • @desmondmolloy9173
      @desmondmolloy9173 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ja, en je heeft ook veel Italiaanse mensen met zijn eigen resto's; ik had nooit problemen, om heel lekker pizza in A'dam te vinden...

  • @skillgap1678
    @skillgap1678 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haven't we all woke up 2 miles from home in an empty baseball field? That's just a Sunday morning lol.

  • @redemptionneeded
    @redemptionneeded ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Indian map not accurately represented, please check with Indian embassy or the foreign ministry

    • @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550
      @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The map doesn't include disputed territories Ladakh, Jamma and Kashmir. Can't please everyone.

    • @winterwatson6811
      @winterwatson6811 ปีที่แล้ว

      @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550
      26 i wonder if they’ll just show the flag next time

    • @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550
      @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @aryan sharma Hey, I'm just explaining the issue, not taking sides. Their parent company literally can't please everyone. Also, the WHO and UN both show the disputed territories as separate. 🤷

    • @akjakjakj
      @akjakjakj ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 leaving aside the fact that you're brushing it off lightly as such, the state Arunachal Pradesh is also entirely missing.

    • @akjakjakj
      @akjakjakj ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 this kind of complacency is why they feel like it's okay to erase more and more to please terrorists and dictators.

  • @killerbunny7206
    @killerbunny7206 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You should send potato labeled "is potatoe" to Putin, so he can stop raiding Ukraine for potatoe.

    • @nhokonhokopuala
      @nhokonhokopuala ปีที่แล้ว

      Come on dude.... Don't start flaming a war that i bet is way, waaaaaay far from you....
      Bravery in another continent... Is just silly....

    • @killerbunny7206
      @killerbunny7206 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nhokonhokopuala It's the same continent. My sister had a refugee stay at her place, I had a refugee friend...
      What do you think I should do instead of making jokes about the evil Russian bowling ball?

  • @RandomNexus
    @RandomNexus ปีที่แล้ว +15

    WOOHOO! I bought a shirt, too! \o/ It's gone over very well amongst the fam & friends. 😁👍🏻

  • @nathanbopp6163
    @nathanbopp6163 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We believed you don't work out, you didn't have to milk the bit😂

  • @dagonxanith686
    @dagonxanith686 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Sorry India.

    • @nhokonhokopuala
      @nhokonhokopuala ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr?

    • @Confucius_Says...
      @Confucius_Says... ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @Shicksalblume
      @Shicksalblume ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, especially the workers who Papa Johns will take two years and threats of legal action to get their last paychecks to them. Not that I'm f****** bitter, or anything. Y'know?
      Pizza's terrible, too.

    • @egomaniac1209
      @egomaniac1209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should be, especially for the "map" that's been used in the video.

  • @dhartist
    @dhartist ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL the best way to end the evening!

  • @xanthespace5141
    @xanthespace5141 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:44 what's up with India's northern border there? lol

    • @egomaniac1209
      @egomaniac1209 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Expecting the Americans to get the world Geography right is as bad as...expecting the Americans to get the world Geography right, the bar can't be lower or worse

    • @Azokyjuf902
      @Azokyjuf902 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@egomaniac1209 false narrative. Average Americans are better in geography than 50% of world countries.

    • @egomaniac1209
      @egomaniac1209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Azokyjuf902 false narrative. Average Americans are better in geography than 0% of world countries.

    • @akjakjakj
      @akjakjakj ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Azokyjuf902 the statistic is that the average American is better at geography than the British are at History.

  • @nugboy420
    @nugboy420 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:40 that guy needs all the potato for this one.

  • @abishekmurali9187
    @abishekmurali9187 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Wrong Indian map...👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

    • @akjakjakj
      @akjakjakj ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Western Media has always represented Kashmir incorrectly probably cause they consider us to be safer to offend among the three parties involved (cause we're amiable and the only democracy in the picture) and I've been okay with it (cause western media gonna do what western media does) but on this one they're pushing it too far, Arunachal Pradesh is missing as well and that's a very new development, the first I've seen it happen.
      Even if there's a chance that this is a simple mistake and noone involved had any malicious intent, I've chosen to report the video to hopefully bring the problem to the attention of the show, cause noone reads comments I suggest you do the same. TH-cam also has the option to reach out to the uploader if you have the time for that kind of thing.

  • @laranadesign4764
    @laranadesign4764 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @6:30 as a millennial, I've never been more pround of gen x. This guy is great.😄 Hats off, good sir. 👍

  • @PratUshh
    @PratUshh ปีที่แล้ว +6

    REPORT > MISINFORMATION. Wrong map of India used, not even disputed map. its absolutely wrong map of India. They Missed two whole fully functioning Indian states from the map : JAMMU&KASHMIR and ARUNACHAL PRADESH.

    • @akjakjakj
      @akjakjakj ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've never reported before and was confused that you can only check one box, since I wasn't fully sure which one best encapsulated all my impressions I did it separately for repulsive, hateful, harmful, misinformation, infringes my rights and promotes terrorism.

  • @dfo132
    @dfo132 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the shoutout to Selmer Mark VI alto saxes! I still have and play one my dad got for me in high school 50 years ago. 🎷

  • @akhildilip547
    @akhildilip547 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The India map is wrong 😅

  • @ZoraXire
    @ZoraXire ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that's literally the only way the spoon story could have ended!

  • @rudra5953
    @rudra5953 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well first it's just too hot where I'm from
    So .... Whys the map of india like that
    Ig papa johns don't really wanna open 650 new places here

  • @tom4150
    @tom4150 ปีที่แล้ว

    Meanwhile never disappoints. Still legally food LMAO

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know Colbert, thaat joke about the 52 year old Pokémon Go player is the reason you couldn't rip that t-shirt. Ya judgy goose! 😂

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 ปีที่แล้ว

      Judgmental much?

  • @BoyAditya
    @BoyAditya ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Papa John's pizza. That's legally food 😂

  • @wow7254
    @wow7254 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Man, life is hard... maybe there's a new meanwhile on yt...?"
    TH-cam: ❤

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What better way to start your morning than to watch a comedian struggle to tear a sleeve off a t-shirt?

  • @tiny99990
    @tiny99990 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know if I was DQ and it was found at someone's place I wouldn't even want charges pressed, just charge them for the man power it took to find it and call it even... because that person is a legend, and that DQ is famous now...

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    America is back now that the adults are back in Charge

  • @FlorenceB12
    @FlorenceB12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Families that play together--stay together

  • @CallMeGailyn
    @CallMeGailyn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Human memory might not last long, but I can still recall the last time I tried Papa John's pizza and that won't happen again.

  • @trexvalleygirl2770
    @trexvalleygirl2770 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hubby and I bought the shirts and the coffee mugs. Good quality merch and for a good cause. 👍 ❤

  • @kassandraanderson6407
    @kassandraanderson6407 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit that rapidfire masterpiece regarding his monologue was INSPIRING. I need to go back and listen to it again a few more times.

  • @wolfbear7
    @wolfbear7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I bought one and these good people are my relatives. SLAVA UKRAINI
    Papa John's is owned by RUSSIANS. Sadly

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I guarantee that whoever stole the spoon was drunk. We used to call getting looped and going out to take a large object from a public place being "on a mission."

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like a tamer version of the hangover movie where the dudes stole Mike Tyson's tiger

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have an Is Potato t-shirt. I am glad to be a part of solving a problem, even if I am only a small part and it is a very big problem.

  • @ingraban98
    @ingraban98 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stephen got the logic wrong. The 52yr old guy was playing pokemon go at the baseball field at 7am, BECAUSE he's got a wife.

  • @lancefromohio
    @lancefromohio ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've done those stupid P90x videos so much that I can tell you for a fact that when you do these arm spinning stretches he made a joke about stirring GERMAN POTATO SOUP. So. He's had a potato or two.

  • @tecpaocelotl
    @tecpaocelotl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Signs Colbert needs to go to the gym. Lol.