Punch Out is the BEST Wii game (it has Super Macho Man!!!)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 มี.ค. 2022
- SUPER MACHO MAN IS SO COOL!!1!!!1!!!
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As an Indian, I can confirm we turn invisible and make discord notification sounds.
As mr sandman I can confirm I’m huge
As bear hugger I can confirm that I like raw fish
As Aran Ryan,I can confirm I attempt to murder people and succeed.
As a British person, I can confirm we cannot stay still
As jerma I can confirm I drop croissants as loot when I die
My favorite piece of stupid comedy about Punch Out Wii is this: It's the image at 14:22, where he's pointing at some jewelry, buying it for his girl. But he's kinda not actually pointing at the jewelry, he's a little off. So I have had this picture saved for assuredly over ten years now, of that image captioned simply, *"I WANT THE TABLE"*
god please you NEED to upload this somewhere for the world to see
I gotta see this
i NEED this picture you don't understand
Please tell me it's impact font
At least he’s got his priorities straight.
I’m slightly disappointed there isn’t a British fighter who goes “stiff up a lip guvnour” and his entrance screen is him getting dropped off by the queen
narcis prince super punch out
Super Punch-Out had an uptight Oxford pretty bot who entered a rage mode when you hit his face
He wears a bowling cap a monocle and a handlebar mustache
* Laughs in Narcis Prince *
They just have a random crossover with Street Fighter and bring in Dudley-
"Punch Out" or as it's known to me "Short King beats Minorities"
“Everyone I’ve gone up against is either the world’s biggest stereotype or god-like being”
Or both
Or a funni monke
What minority is donkey kong?
@@unoriginalperson72 funni monky
Did you know that the "DK" in "Saltydkdan" is an acronym? It's fully "Salty (Dmacho Kman) Dan".
I would like this comment, but it's perfect (it's at 420 likes at the time of posting).
Edit: Who broke the funny number?
S(alty)uper
(DK)macho
(D)man
@@professoryeetus8955 alty DK D
I thought “DK” stood for Derek since that’s his real name, so I thought his username was “SaltyDereKDan”
Always pronounced it Salty Dick Dan
Being Canadian myself, it's factual that we wake up at dawn to level dozens of trees and spar with bears. True Canadians can even cut down trees with their teeth like beavers
In that case can you help me build myself a tree house?
As a canadian. I can confirm
@@pokuhmoo9415 yes, but then we'll have to cut it down afterwards
I see why people tree cutting slaves
@@chilininjathecactus2449 can i pet your bear pet?
"Name a character that went through more pain than her"
Disco kid
1:29
Jerma detects humor and uses his fucking 300,000 IQ to annihilate Salty's mortal soul
The funniest thing about Don Flamenco is that if you knock off his toupee he’ll get angry and will fight more aggressively
Like any real Spanish father
His usual tactics in Punch Out is to force you to attack him, and then he counterattacks you. If his toupee is out, then he forgoes the strategy entirely.
@@magnusvonbraun9870 No toupee? No torero!
Wouldn’t you?
Piston Hondo: Uses Karate-like moves
Don Flemenco: Acts like a Bullfighter
Aran Ryan: ATTEMPTED MURDER
Irishmen _love_ to fight.
Aran Ryan loves to fight... a little _too much._
Yeah, he's a great representative of irish culture!
YE DONT LOOK IRISH
YA PROB'LY GOT CHEESEBURGERS IN THOSE GLOVES, HAVE YA, MAC?!
@@wingedbluj1674 ME SISTER HITS HARDER THAN YOU, BOY!
My favorite part is how each boxer speaks their native language-by a voice actor with the same native language.
19:53 that’s was so perfectly timed and I love it
I also like this
Macho man is the most powerful character due to his ability to unleash the bogus
Dude's power surpasses Matt from wii sports
@@vibethecat4194 super matt man
Remember: If Aran Ryan reaches 8 on the countdown, then you’ve won. He ONLY ever gets up on 7.
Is that true? Because that's a cool detail!
Haha, nice
Oh god of course he does lmfao
In NES Punch Out, only Bald Bull 2 gets up on 9 (and I think he might always but I'm not certain); if you get to 9 on anyone else, you've beaten them.
@@lafolleauxmostisma Yeah. It's true. He has a lot of "Lucky 7" references because he's Irish.
I’m more confused that they wanted to go with Princess Peach instead of Daisy. It just fits Daisy’s personality a lot more.
Hell yeah princess beating
They eventually went with Donkey Kong anyway
@@ArendAlphaEagle ah yes, the best princess
They wanted Peach instead of Daisy because Daisy would've willfully reenacted Mike Tyson's most famous attack
Daisy would just fucking kill you 😢
I love 19:53 because not only did the taco bell sound and the punch sync, it was also on time with the music.
I find it funny how you feel bad for Disco Kid, but not Glass Joe, even though in TD he has to wear a head guard bc his 100th loss and his doctor is scared for him Lmao
One more punch to the skull and Glass Joe would freaking die
@@KingExalted I'm surprised he didn't after the title defense fight 💀
Since the player also gets headgear after 100 losses, I assume the league mandates that he wears it.
difference being that disco kid isn't fucking French
For legal reasons this is a joke
Von Kaiser is literally traumatized by _children._ you should probably feel a little sorry for him, too.
The great thing about Punch-Out wii, is that it gives the characters like a personality. They give them character outside of their stereotypes, and that's what I love about it.
Oh absolutely. With also the fact that one of the boxers is canonically Married or just in a relationship. Like, Don Flemngo, has a girlfriend/wife he is doing this all for!
Thank you glass joe title defence mode.
Precisely there’s nothing “Racist” about characters with cultural identities. Thats just who they are. People need to stop trying to erase everything with cultural influences in the name of being “woke”
@@mrmrkeeper Exactly! And it's not just, "ey' I'm Pizza Pasta! I'm Italian and I'm here to beat the shit out of you! Did I mention I'm italian?!"
@@Tyzilla-kz6uj we don’t talk about pizza pasta.
Honestly this makes me realize how cool Little Mac is in Smash. Most of the other people have weapons or powers, but Little Mac? He's just a great boxer.
Wii Fit Trainer is better though, legitimately yogas you *so hard*
@@hondaaccord1399 She literally summons a solar blast just by praising (not to mention she's also ballin') and Mac's like just has a cooler punches that an normal boxers.
And he's only 17
I like how you can see like, bruises and stuff on the characters when you hit them, i didn't think that'd be a detail they'd considering adding ngl
The punch out minigame from Deltarune Chapter 2 was so good they made it a real thing
lmaooo
Ummmmm ALTCHULLY it’s from Enter the Gungeon.
P cringe bro.
@@maxboyden5209 I'm a fake fan
Mac’s based as hell. Starts his career by beating up a frenchie and a german
Also just wanna add this. Glass Joe is 5”10 and 110 lbs. and looks slightly ripped? What is he even doing boxing then? Dudes getting his face punched when he could just become a youtuber and join an SMP. A foreign dude that has a very passive personality? The stans would love him!
What are you talking about? he couldn't join a SMP (Super macho Pman)!!!
@@fluffybat5421 glass joe is macho if he want to be
@@fluffybat5421 He already has joined an SMP. Super Macho Man's SMP. This game is the SMP.
Nah, Glass Joe's to cool to be in a SMP
im french and german :•(
I'm surprised how freaking good you're at the game Salty, I first tried it out months ago and was struggling a lot through each boxer
Oh hey, I kinda just found you lol. How you doin?
Even Glass Joe?
Weak
Glass joe be more like jojo to you
@@SpoobedFunny that Jojo (a Papa's game series character) is also French. Also you can get like a poster that says „We love Jojo" which is absolutely amazing. He~h...good times.
“He’s the only one I feel legitimately bad for”
(Proceeds to rematch him just so he can kick his ass even harder)
Don Flamenco is such a fun character specifically for me due to being able to speak spanish, so all of his lines just hit all the better due to the VA being able to get Spanish Dialect correct
I honestly think its better to have next to no idea what they are saying. Like you just a the vague gesture due to the the inflections. Its makes it way more funny.
Its not the dialect. Flamenco's VA is Spanish himself.
Sometimes it helps to know what they're saying like with title defense Von Kaiser where he'll say things akin to "Tricked you!" when he fakes an attack In german.
Similar thing with me and Great Tiger.
Its so fun too because i recognize his voice since its EVERYWHERE!! Like, this man has voiced adverts, jim from the office, peppa pig's narrator...
As a Canadian, that is absolutely my every day life. My mum broke her leg fighting a bear
Then she's not a real Canadian, did she even try and get a bear leg?
Massive L your mom should get gud 😬
Doc’s favorite flower is “chocolate”. I’m like 15% sure I’ve heard someone refer to a butthole as a “chocolate flower” before.
BRUH WTF
Chocolate starfish
Uhhhh pardon?????
He’s certainly open abt his preferences
In Russia, some people refer to asshole as "chocolate eye"
19:37 I like how the sound effect plays immediately when luigi pops up on screen
If Lark’s editing, you know it’s gonna be good
I feel the same way with a grayfruit upload
YOOOO ITS EDITED BY [Andrew the Lark] OF [Lark Souls] FAME????
I thought this was a joke about this being a punch out wii upload that doesn't belong to grayfruit
I was wrong
I didn't know that Lark had this much outreach
@@Somerandomjingleberry Correct. I got real excited when I saw him in the Pixelmon video.
Punch Salty Love
2:53 The punchout characters' and their over the top caricatures are part of what *make* this game so good.
They make all of the characters stereotypes so I never really saw anything wrong with them being stereotypes
And the thing is a lot of the time these stereotypes aren't being portrayed in a negative light. Don Flamenco may be the stereotypical salsa dancing flamboyant Latino, but he's also kind of a badass ladies man who punches a bull out of a stadium and gifts a rose to a pretty lady. Soda Popinski may seem to parody the drunk Russian stereotype, which was true in the beginning original name bein Vodka Drunkenski, but the man in nothing but underwear and a fur hat carries two crates of his soda through the blistering colds of Russia, clearly not being bothered by a thing. The only one that I'm mixed on is Aran Ryan being a cheat, but I see that as a play on the whole "luck of the Irish" thing but insted of being lucky himself, he makes his own luck by cheating. I love this game and could talk about for hours honestly, it's so good. God we need another Punch-Out!!! game
@@HawtDawg Or if not a new game, at least just port the Wii game to the Switch.
Never thought I’d see TJ on a Salty DK Dan video! Definitely agree the absurd characters bring life to it
Did you know the TJ in TJ "Henry" Yoshi is an acronym for Tmacho Jman
6:30 fun fact, in Japan, Bowing in sports is how you show hood sportsmanship, like wishing your opponent luck or saying “let the best man win”. So it’s actually appropriate for the level headed hondo to bow to little mac
EXCEPT in hondos case. If you keep eye contact while bowing. Its basically just mocking the opponent
@@RedAceProductions4152 Martial Arts are the exception. It is A-OK to look while bowing, ESPECIALLY if you plan to do so IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT.
“Hood sportsmanship.”
@@sadrock6014I caught that as well.
@@sadrock6014I believe those are called gang fights
17:36
"VOD Watchers, Please skip 2 hours from this point" I love how when it finally cuts to him beating SMM, he didn't just straight up gave up the "no damage" challenge altogether.
Did you know, originally Nintendo wanted to add Salty to the game as a secret boss?
Not like as an homage or anything. They just wanted to beat the shit out of Dan.
Why didn’t they keep that smh
@@Door227 smh = super macho hman
@@Starluxe0 ngl = nsuper gmacho lman
lol = lsuper omacho lman
srs = super rmacho sman
I always lost to Super Macho Man... couldn't bring myself to punch his perfect face
Punch him in the gut
Hook punches:
"Oh now you love me? , Now you love Super Macho Man? , well it's to later . . . MAYBE NOT!!"
**MACHO FLEX**
19:53
That was so randomly well-timed, you'd think it was an edit if you hadn't seen the previous minute
I like how Salty feels the most awkward around Piston Honda.
One of the least offensive characters between the roster. He doesn't cheat, use some kind of weird weapon, or is any way disrespectful. He's just a boxer with Japanese music and a headband.
Literally the only offense you can give him is pirating Manga.
But he looks at you while bowing.
Literally worse than Aran Ryan
@@randocalzone8772 Yeah, but in martial arts, doing so actually isn't disrespectful. In fact, it's expected to do so with other competitors, at least to my knowledge.
That said, doing so in the middle of a match could be seen as excessive.
@@friskycalibri2293 iss joke
Salty's talking about the possible racism in Punch Out Wii, at least these guys have a personality and weird quirks. In the NES Punch Out the racism *was* part of their personality.
"Thr racism adds flavor!"
Even more so in the arcade version with Vodka Drunkensky, Pizza Pasta and possibly more i don't know
Even then, the characters look appealing enough to be likeable for me
@@fabiosonhandogrande1697 it's ok to be racist to italians
Oh
Saltydkdan admits he's a Lord Farquad kinny live on-stream for literally no reason
"Has the bogus been released?..."
"It has... You can rest now..."
Fun facts about Aran Ryan: he only has seven bones, he can only count to seven, he only knows seven words, he’s a known criminal in seven states, and he likes the color green
Fun Fact: If you punch Salty in the head hard enough, it makes the Taco Bell sound effect
How do you know this?
@@Door227 1 day ago
@@return4887 1 month ago
@@kadezz not real
@@return4887 me after 11pm
Little know fact:
Each opponent properly speaks the language that is spoken from the country they represent. A step up from the old ones which use negative stereotypes.
*J’maple glass joe!”
My favorite trivia from the original game was that when Piston Honda spoke Japanese, translating it would reveal that its straight up random gibberish.
@@tavishf.degroot8181 je suis is correct
"Sushi..."
"Fujiyama..."
"Kamikaze..."
"Nipponichi..."
-Piston Honda
What makes it better is that it was made it japan
12:20 "One more punch and I might be out"
Would you say you'd be...punched out?
No hes ONE PUUUUUUUUUNCH away
19:11
The man behind the sLaUgHtEr
“He’s the furry!! Im the normal one!! See see!!”
Lark’s second foray into the wild and wonderful world of editing punch out wii videos
Or is it his third?
@@timm8o475 third video, second foray
@@crocketlawnchair259 ah true.
Also, could that be him in the thumbnail?
What were the others
@@yeezoyoutube Grayfruit’s punch out vids
Can we get a round of applause for Glass Joe since he achieved his second win ever against the capture card.
If I had a nickel for every time Lark edited a stream highlights video on Punch Out for the Wii, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Ayy cool reference
Wait, lark edited this? Damn he tones it down on other channels.
It feels only right to watch Punch Drunk Love after this video
I didn’t edit this
ermmm actually he edited 3 of them
When I first got the game I had no idea you could play with the wii mote sideways so I beat the entire game including title defense with motion controls, it was incredibly dumb but a very fun kind of dumb
WAIT WHAT THATS A THING
its way better using motion controls wym
I did the same when I was a kid and I would get super into it to the point where I think I was actually building some muscle from it. By the time I was done title defense I was jacked.
@@MrMisterMisterMr i guess you were starting to give Donkey Kong a run for his money IRL (also, do you remember fighting him?)
@@dogemon5393 Motion controls is way too delayed for it to feel good
No, Von Kaiser, don't go into the weed cave!!!!
Oh mein gott! Ein cave is full of... BLÜNTSMOKEN!!
Super Macho Man looks like the kind of character that would be voiced by Patrick Warburton.
19:35 I love how right after *that* happens the background says, "Do it louder."
With that beginning video, you gave one of my friends a crush on Macho Man
It was the fart reverb, wasn't it? 😔
@@Apotheosister no
what the fuck, I was looking back at this, I do not remember the friend lol
@@Cal.F maybe you were the friend all along
20:50 I like to imagine that Doc Louis was so happy he accidentally jumpscared Little Mac
What I love about this game is that sure they might all be stereotypes, but they are all lovable characters. In the original they are simply just stereotypes.
Finally, someone else who acknowledges the masterpiece that is Punch Out for the Wii
It's hilarious how the mere presence of Jerma caused the capture card to shatter into one million pieces
Also, I had no idea he was French, I guess you learn something new every day
Jerma is every nationality. There are Jermas everywhere that split off of him That's how he manages to keep his power down so that he can take a physical form.
It’s almost like Peep the Horror
jerma is french?
@@M.z.yoyevv no he means glass joe
Well, paranormal entities are known to interfere with electronics
5:57 probably a good time to point out that this game wasn't made in Japan, it was made in Canada. So you know that they had to be accurate with Bear Hugger.
The weirdest thing about this game is that apparently Super Macho Man is 27
Punch Out playthroughs are always hysterical to me. The player always does pretty well throughout the game, but once they get to Sandman, their shit gets utterly wrecked.
"I know Nintendo's a Japanese company" technically the team that made this game is Canadian, so it's 100% justified to feel weird.
But then they also designed Bear Hugger
Also Piston Hondo is like the least stereotyped fighter since he’s literally just a martial arts master, his Title Defense fight is also one of my favorites in the whole game. He’s also kind of a cocky guy too since when he bows he makes direct eye contact with Mac, a symbol of disrespect. He’s just really charming and he has the skills to back up his cockiness
The original Piston Honda in NES Punch-Out was way more racist and that was developed by Japanese people
I mean, the entire point of this game is to stereotype the fuck out of every character, including Bear Hugger who is from Canada. They make fun of everyone equally and that's what makes it great.
@@merchant271 Bear Hugger actually originates from Super Punch-Out for the SNES.
Dude at 6:17 when the music kicked in I went “Cmon, man..” but then Salty said it right after and now I’m so terrified I think he’s in my walls
The Canadian stereotype is funnier when you know that Next Level Games, who made this game, is a Canadian studio.
"im not a furry but" its ok salty we understand, garfildi would test the will of any man
I'm not a furry, but from what I've seen, I don't think most furries would take offence to the comment about being normal. I think they would just find it funny. It seems pretty in line with their sense of humor.
as a furry I can confirm, they would
Can confirm, not that I'm a furry though
as a furry, this is correct
Yup, I love being a weirdo😂
@@GanzoHasashi1911 *lip bite
“Guys, it’s Jerma!” Made me laugh so hard
I love the fact that Derek was literally just staring at this man’s pecs so intensely that he noticed a barely visible texture hiccup.
Salty, you are the trending king! You managed to get that piece of shit bear canceled in a single day! If anyone can get Punch-Out trending to the point where Nintendo HAS to make a new game, it's you!
the reason the game got by while stereotyping everyone is because it includes everyone, it doesn't exclude anyone or chose a more flattering stereotype for any group
Yeah. A lot of times when someone says they make fun of everyone equally they're not being truthful, but Super Punch Out does. (It also helps that they choose rude but not dangerous stereotypes)
This video was my introduction to Salty videos. My brother watches your stuff religiously and he started showing me your stuff recently and I swear this had us almost in tears laughing. Thanks for existing mate, this video is now in my playlist for when I'm sad :D
The biggest threat to my heterosexuality is super macho man
HES A THREAT TO EVERY HETEROSEXUAL'S HETEROSEXUALITY
I can't believe you knocked out jacksepticeye
Punch out wii, the only game were you can beat the gloves off of foreign people
6:07
Funny you should mention this. Punch-Out Wii was actually developed by Canadian studio Next Level Games. So this would be a discussion to have about Bear Hugger.
Your literally one of my favorite dudes on the internet bro
you make me feel better about coming out as a super sexy macho man thanks salty love you
Lark is now officially known as the Punch Out Wii Editor, he is bound by no TH-camr, only Punch Out on the Nintendo Wii
20:11 laughing about the taco bell sinc and then doing it yourself, such a great moment
Yeah
20:51 My sides are still hurting from laughter.
Fun Fact, Aran Ryan Always gets up at 7 and and your heart is 7 due to lucky number 7. I just started playing punch out for Wii like 2 days ago, so it was neat to see this detail.
I remember I told my mom to get my dad this for Father's Day way back when, because he liked the original Punch Out. I ended up liking it a ton and played it way more than he did lol!
No clue what the sudden influx of furry mentions is about, but sure Salty. Keep asserting you're not a furry, it worked for Saberspark right?
I got this recommended by an accident and oh boy, this was such a fever dream and I love it. Your videos are great
I find it funny that in the video it doesn't mention that Soda Popinski ACUALLY does drugs in the lore
Salty you need to warn me when you are being funny, I almost spat Coca-Cola™ everywhere
I am loving this Salty TH-cam revival
13:33
It was like Deadpool said in the first movie.
Is it sexist to hit a woman, or is it more sexist to not hit a woman cuz you would be calling her weak? It's a really thin line
7:13 as a Canadian, that is EXTREMELY- hilarious.
super macho man, sex symbol of the century.
Hell yeah he is!!
Character: Speaks their national language
Salty: OH COME ON MAN!
“This is how you eat a Little Mac, *my brotha in Christ*”
-Super Macho Man probably
1:32 Jerma is to strong for mortal computers.
If only Nintendo would get Next Level to make another
Love seeing Salty not directly deny the accusation of furry, but deflect it to Pastey
As a human being, I can confirm that super macho man is mega macho
14:33 punch out when my parents enter the room
It's great to finally see this video out after watching the vod
Every great argument starts with "I'm not a furry, but..."
11:13 the Russians also should be famous for their soda addiction. USSR even exchanged 2 warships for some Pepsi when ruble wasn't quite valuable overseas
This character is accurate
Finally a Canadian man such as myself gets some completely accurate video game representation 👍
Never played super punch out before, but I love the enthusiasm you have in this. I love seeing shit like this where I can tell that you're passionate about what you're playing and super happy to be there