If the Tiger in Fury wasn't Sh*t
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 มิ.ย. 2024
- Yes, It's high time we completed our Fury series with a video made using a real Tiger tank. We're the first production since Fury to actually film with both the Sherman and Tiger! Anyway thanks to Guns Up for sponsoring this video, download it here: ggcont.me/3BqxEY7
0:00 If the Tiger in Fury wasn't Sh*t
4:38 Advert for Guns Up!
6:35 If the Tiger in Fury wasn't Sh*t - ตลก
They said he couldn't milk anymore content from an 8 year old film. They were wrong.
They were wrong indeed
well to be fair Disney have been milking movies for years now lol So there is money in it lol
@@celticguy197531
Next is the animated remake of the original.
Squire actually went inside the Tiger 131 brooooo like im too jealous of you
Yes they were
“Jolly good work chaps, that’s 7 enemy tanks destroyed”
Absolute gold, most accurate depiction of the RAF I’ve ever seen
It’s an accurate depiction of the use of dumb fire rockets during the war. You can read a lot of reported kills of tanks and armoured vehicles by all nations who used that and explosive cannons on aircraft. The main problem was that they would create so much smoke and dust that there was no way to visually confirm the kill, so they just counted it. So the paper says they performed very well, when in reality they were not that good. Reminds of that one story of a German tank that shot down a soviet attack aircraft with their main cannon, all because the attack aircraft could not pen the tank and so was more of a nuisance than a threat. The validity of the account is kinda hard to determine so we take the story with a brick of salt
@@KleinesStein ya I have read a lot about it, that’s what I was referring to, thought about saying air forces in WWII but that sounded really choppy so I just went with the RAF
@@orcabeast8006 fair enough, the RAF is easier to name and can ring bells for people who do not know much about WW2.
Lazerpig claiming more kills after getting excited and shooting off... I'm not surprised.
@@KleinesStein and they did a shittonne of ground attack
"Whoosh! Whoosh! Ba ba ba! I'm a fighter pilot!" had me rolling down the stairs 😂
All that was missing from that scene was the sound of pouring scotch/whiskey in a glass.
“I didn’t leave my sleepy hometown of Dresden to sit here and do nothing! I want to see explosions!”
“Oh well, you needn’t have left”
Cracked me right up😂😂
Same with the
"You see Cologne over there?"
"No"
"Exactly"
Yeah that had my laughing out loud 😂😂😂
Yeah.
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Ain't that a hoot
@@Myuutsuu85 Yes, we're well aware of the horrors of war. Doesn't mean a bit of dark humor can't exist in the world. I would feel remiss if I didn't add that this probably isn't the best place for that, although I always appreciate a reminder to keep us from going too far, which quoting a joke from the video, generally isn't.
Funny as long as your grand grand pa can be stored in a small bucket. This is why I always laughed about the crime of war, only the loosing side is subject to it...
Otto the Loader deserves an Oscar and an Iron Cross for his role in this film.
OMG, I just got - Otto-loader. Sure, they stole it from "Airplane", but it's still funny.
a knight's cross with oakleaves, swords and diamonds you mean.
Nah, firing squad for the slow reloading, all 4 Shermans shouldve been knocked out before a single return shot. IF we're being pedantic that is ;P
@@michelguevara151 and an Eagle here and there?
You can tell these guys don't know who he is.
squire literally has a better production value than hollywood now lol
At least better than the typical Disney Plus series.
@@yankee1376 And amazon..
I really hope Amazon stays out of Cavills business and let´s him have free reigns..
@@yankee1376 At the very least more believable plots, story lines, and characters.
you forgot valve
I'd say they are tied on visual effects, but definitely much better writing than Hollywood. You can tell this one wasn't written by an 8 year old with an obsessive political agenda.
The Tank Museum not only let you use their tanks.....they let you back into the Museum after your top 5 tanks!!
That Dresden joke sure was fire like the buildings in that city during the war.
Bomber Harris would be proud of him.
DO IT AGAIN
The moment he said Dresden and explosions, I knew a joke coming
Annnnnd you ruined it
yep, that's the joke
Bloody Hell Squire, did they let you inside Tiger 131?
Yes. Only stole a few bits from inside.
@@SquireComedy raffle them off amongst the patrons old chap.
@@SquireComedy : Good God. That makes you 1 of 3 Films to actually use a working Tiger tank.
@@inisipisTV ehm, what about the tank museums video?
@@inisipisTV 1 of 3? Wich is the third one? I know this and fury
The fury well never runs dry does it. In 2114, 100 years from its release, squires descendants will be making “If fury was a Burmese film”
I only care about them doing the Australian version!
In these politically correct times shouldn't that be a Myanmarese film?
@@alanmacpherson3225 Not if by 2114 British reconquered them again.
@@dudududu1926 How very true.
If Fury was a kpop drama...
3:04 Whoever's doing this voice is a LEGEND!
Every time he shows up in a Squire vid, I feel a swelling of patriotism in my chest.
“I was sure he was gonna charge, well here’s your money”
“Clear” turns into spaghetti sauce
“Klaus take us forward” evaporated by firefly
“See I told you we could punch through the front plate at 800 yards” best parts right there
Who is Atkinson
Personally, I loved Squadron Leader Lazerpig
@@serial_designation_victoria Rowan Atkinson played an officer in the trenches of WW1 in the comedic series "blackadder"... Maybe it´s an Hommage to him...
is that last bit realistic or nah?
Chad Firefly moment. Can't beat the 17 pdr can't ya chaps
The MG34 was indeed a wonder weapon being chambered for the full-power 7.92×57mm Mauser rifle cartridge, and was arguably the most advanced machine gun in the world at the time of its deployment.[10] Developed to provide portable light and medium machine gun infantry cover, anti-aircraft coverage, and even sniping ability. Its combination of exceptional mobility - being light enough to be carried by one man - and high rate of fire (of up to 900 rounds per minute) was unmatched ... oh, it's out of ammo! 😥
Trust the Germans to design something they don’t have the logistics to use
I don't think it had 900 RPM
he says MG42. the Mg 34, as you wrote, existed in different versions. the one most used in WW2 had a rate of fire of 1200 rounds per minute. don't use Warthunder as a reference point.
A weapon whose variant is still in use now, and that actually has to be fired in bursts due to its high fire rate as it overheats rapidly.
I mean depends on the bolt but can be up to 1500 rpm depending on model etc.
Thanks for this video go to our good friends at the Tank Museum at Bovington, and to our brave Typhoon Pilot Lazerpig! Check them out below, and have a bloody lovely week.
The Tank Museum: th-cam.com/channels/hl-XKVVBAzoEVsnbOfpcqw.html
Lazerpig: www.youtube.com/@LazerPig
Yeah, those lads are Bovington are amazing, been there multiple times, but you guys are so lucky to be given access to the last surviving tiger even still! Great vid as always!
Honestly couldn’t have picked a better person to voice the typhoon pilot
I inew it was lazerpig xD, and at first i didnt realize it was actually tiger 131 you were in
@laserpig is an esteemed choice for an RAF pilot! Huzzah for the cultured pork.
When I was in england I really wanted to visit the museum but unfortunately I couldn't go but sadly it wasn't close to our planned route. I'm happy to see them be used in these videos so I can see what I unfortunately had to miss
Nerdy facts that somebody may like;
At 0:40 the metallic switch on the left is for graticule illumination in the main telescope (on the right). It rotates fully, on-off-on-off. At the moment it's "off". I doubt that the Tank Museum have the relevant lamp installed.
To the left of the metallic switch you can just about see a rectangular switch. This one determines whether the main gun's firing circuit is powered by the main batteries, or the backup battery on that same circuit board.
The grey box below the metallic switch is a socket box. The gunner (Olly) is supposed to plug his headphones and microphones into it.
The item behind Olly's head is a window. The number "8" on it is part of the checklist for sealing the turret for full submersion of the vehicle. The window is sealed by tightening up two little wheels, one of which is visible.
There is a metal frame surrounding the entire front wall of the turret. A rubber strip is embedded it it. It is obviously item 2 on the submersion checklist, and you're supposed to clamp it to the front wall, closing off the gap there.
I get how Fury was trying to get a vibe of tank warfare rather than factual depiction, but let's be honest; at the ranges in the film, even the 75mm AP round would've been giving the Tiger a "significant emotional event" at the ranges they were parked at in the film. The 76mm was well within "ruin your day" range consequently.
But then again, the most realistic depiction would be the crew seeing a Tiger, getting a bit panicked, shooting it, blowing it to kingdom come and then realizing it was actually a Panzer IV.
Or even a Stug
I honestly got so mad watching that scene, its just more tiger 1 propaganda
@@artificialintelligence8328 Or a Mk IV which, in the American sector, would have been far more likely than a Tiger
Actually, the 76mm M1 wouldn't have done much at all on a frontal hit at 800 yards. It was only a slightly improved 75mm round with a bit more propellant. Not in the class of the soviet 85mm or brit 17lbr (which had near twice as much propellant as the 76mm M1 cartridge).
@@Gungho1a it's not just about propellant tho, the M1 was far longer and had much better velocity than the M3 due to the longer barrel
That’s an excellent cardboard model you’ve put together there! Bravo 😀
"Uhh acshually, he was in a real tiger 1, Not cardboard
-🤓
Real tiger btw 🤓
Really folks, sardonic commentary on past production values vs present refinement of said production values just passed u folks by. Having visited the Tank Museum many times I was well aware it was a real tank. 🙄😂😂😂
@@Davros-vi4qg nah it's cardboard
@@kellyhall6113 it's not cardboard
It was AWESOME seeing the interiors of the tanks as part of your set!
Great work!
9:18 "Woosh woosh bararara hahahaha i am a fighter pilot💂♂️" best part😂
Back to Blighty for tea and medals!
Seeing Lazerpig in these videos always puts a smile on my face. Keep up the great work!
Totally unrealistic! The front Sherman didn't bounce several high-velocity 88mm shots! It even had some logs for extra armor!
Only Squire can do a film using a real Tiger tank in TH-cam.
As an American, I really appreciate the voice actor y’all used for the Sherman tank 😂
“I left my sleepy old town of Dresden to see explosions!” 😂 ouch
the movie wouldve been much better if it was like this
yeah saved by the British firefly n 17-pounder LMAO
Honestly, it would have better as a comedy. Rather than a propaganda piece, by the director of Suicide Squad.
@@sapphireshells9826 I mean, the 76mm M1 american gun could manage 109mm of armor flat on out to 1000m . HVAP could nail 178mm out to the same range.
While Fury was going for the drama of the scene (which is fine, it's a movie after all), the Easy 8 could have just swiveled on the Tiger and started firing at it head-on at the range depicted.
@@KSmithwick1989 I swear everything is propaganda to y'all. It was an ok ww2 movie that all the Wehraboos lost their shit over, that's it. No need to beat the dead horse.
@@sapphireshells9826 *American Tank Destroyers with turrets, American Navy, and American Army Air Force:* Are we a joke to you?
Top quality content as usual. Good work guys. Comedy gold. Thanks.
The trajectory of the 8,8cm gun was flat out to 800m, so they'd just use the battlesight without having to pace it out.
This is probably one of your best skits to date imo. Love the naive but well spirited grunt that knows his stuff only from the military academy. Jolly well done Squire!
also, I squealed like a pig when I recognized who's the blighter riding those.... hawker typhoons?
Ah, now I understand why it's so charming... It's like Blackadder and Boldrick
They brought Lazerpig into the mix! How lovely
Im not sure its him this time
He doesnt sound drunk enough
You sure? Didn't sound like anyone was taking a massive shit while they were talking
@@jankorosec7Are you sure about that? Fairly sure that lazerpig would carry a hip flask everywhere full of whiskey. I mean, cmon. Theres no way he dosen't
@@toasttoast9955 thats my point
he doesnt sound that way in the video. he sounds too british
He found him sleeping inside the museum's Crusader.
babe wake up, squire uploaded
@@Slenderkllz you cant be serious bro…
@@Slenderkllz bot
@@Wikarian99PL you can't be serious bro...
@@sadness3337 r/holup
@@Jsierra1928 no! change your comment to: bot
'I didn't leave mt sleepy hometown of Dresden to sit here and do nothing, I want to see explosions!'
'You needn't have left'
Got me cracking up
"ONE tiger tank! Alone! With no support? Doesn't seem very realistic!"
lmfao
Dang! Your tank crew is growing! And gut wounds do take the longest to expire from!
That bomb to the gut did seem to kill him quite fast...
One thing that would make it more realistic is they almost certainly would not have faced tiger tanks, due to the fact there were about 3 confirmed engagements in the entire American sector in France.
But the movie is set in early 1945 in Germany, not France.
3 confirmed engagements of American tanks meeting Tigers on the Western Front. I saw The Chieftain talking about it and he mentioned all three as tank v tank battles.
In other words, Infantry could have met more Tigers, so your initial statement remains standing
Also @Nicholas: it was the Western Front, so Germany as well
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 probably did but running into any kind of enemy tank(s) will be an interesting day for crunchies to put it mildly so it really didn't matter much to them which kind it was.
@@josephahner3031 At Mortain they held out pretty well, you should look up that battle
Odd how the Germans referred to the Sherman as a match box
9:38 Died laughing at this bit 🤣
Nice seeing Bovington allowing you to make such a great video using their tanks
Such a good creator, love the accurate uniforms
Did not know the black panzer uniforms did have pink trim... lol
@@kirgan1000 Yes, the SS panzer divisions did have black uniforms with a pink trim!(Pink was considered a strong color back then)
@@liamwartzSS panzer divisions did not have a waffenfarbe which makes these tankers heer tankers. Every arm needed a distinct colour so I don’t think pink was chosen because it was “strong” but just because it was another colour they can use.
@@imadeanaccounttocomment7800 These are Heer panzer crewman , look at the Wehrmacht Panzer skulls on the collars and the m43 caps with Heer insignia. Pink was just the colour for panzer troops, not chosen because it was a 'strong' one
@@kirgan1000 Can't believe the SS created BLACKPINK, smh
This was amazing, well done squire. You never let me down
3:40 this part had me dead 😂
"God for all the shit they done, their uniforms are fucking great!!!" 🤣
have you appreciate those pilots with their amazing aim and spot on kill count of enemy casualties. Its so easy to see all their burnt bits from hundreds of meters in the air through all that rocket smoke!
Now, just throw a gritty blue-ish shade over everything and you're going to get an oscar.
7:52 - They used MG 34's in tanks. The reason is the barrel. The MG-34's barrel could be pulled out from the back. The MG-42 had a sideways barrel quick release system.
if they used them in tanks....oh lord lol
I can't imagine what you could do with a real Hollywood budget. I see something along the lines of Saving Private Ryan meets Black Adder.
So more like Kelly's Heroes with slightly more drama and a few more British accents then?
@@josephahner3031 I would watch that. Then buy the DVD and watch it again!
Yes, this should happen. What a cunning plan
I remember thinking “WTF?” When the Tiger charged.
I remember thinking it made sense because when you have smoke in your face it gives the enemies a chance to flee or flank you.
@@KillerT-Bone smoke works both ways. I would have killed as many as I could from concealment, and then backed out and lived to fight another day.
@@Abbeville_Kid and while you're sitting in the smoke, the Shermans flee, then give your position out to Allied aircraft, the next minute your tank is strafed by P-47s.
@@KillerT-Bone bring it on.
@@Abbeville_Kid so you would of just run because you can't see the enemy from inside smoke
If Wardaddy was a good tank commander
Edit: That 76 M4A1 had the chance to shoot again, not to mention he was already at range to kill the tiger
"For all the evil shit they've done... their uniforms are really on point."
I died laughing.
Well this was bloody amazing. Keep up the great work
I just spat beer on my phone laughing , 'for all the shit they done , there uniforms look great ' gold as always , even if you hate the Bolton Paul defiant
Thank you, Squire. I always look forward to seeing your work.
As a retired Abrams Tanker, I love everything about this! Your video on "If Fury was a British Film" is what made me a fan in the first place. 😊Oh, and I love the Bovington Tank Museum. Went there a year before Fury was filmed, got some pics with Tiger 131, not knowing that it was going to be in a movie.
If i had a nickel every time Squire uploaded a video while I was at universal studios, I would have 2 nickel. Its not much, but its weird it happened twice
Brilliant stuff. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks, Squire!
Some say he remains stuck in that tank to this day...
I just love the IntrepidVA as the American. He never ever gets old. And your Fury skits never ever get old either. Great vid as always. Stayed for the ad too because your ad skits are also amazing. You know what else is amazing? You filming interior shots in Tiger 131 proper.
We really need a "Chieftain reacts to..." video reacting to this now! Well done with the Firefly at the end, love it.
"Wuush...wuush...badadadadada" 🤣
Wow, you guys actually managed to get the set of Red Dead Redemption 2 for the Guns Up advert! Must have drove the production costs up by an absolute fortune.
4:04 should've stayed in dresden then 😅
At 8:44, "It's just like 1940, isn't?" killed me.
This is nothing like school
So many uploads recently and they're all high quality. I'm loving it!
"I suppose the Kriegsmarine's battleships will provide some coastal bombardment any second, so-"
"The what?"
“If Fury was made in the 60’s”
Oh, wait, Battle of the Bulge (1965).
Can’t wait for the ad.
Lmao "I didn't leave Dresden for nothing, I want to see explosions!". "Well then, you shouldn't have left" 🤣
Hey mr Squire, I still remember the old Players highlights videos, your commentary was hillarious back than (and it still is). I see you made really good progress over the years, the peak I think was when you and your friend actually showed on screen with all those numerous characters. Your came from a youtuber to become an actual content creator, congratulations and greetings from Czechia :)
1 tip with the beret, the cap badge is meant to be on the left side of the face (about above the left eye), its meant to be 1-2 fingers width above the eyebrows and not pulled down the back of your head - just sitting on top, and the right side is curved down.
never confuse a good story with facts.
Is that warthunder?
ye
I love this channel, historically accurate and funny. Keep it up, lad
Love when Laserpig can make a VO appearance
I’m so glad squire didn’t miss a single thing like how in the movie they killed the middle tank first
getting LazerPig to voice the RAF pilots was the Cherry on top for me
great job
These are career achevements!
You guys keep getting better with every video, good luck on the next one
6:53 I agree about the german uniforms
Incidentally, truly get video. Not only is it well produced, its also funny and as far as I can tell, accurate. Well done there!
"That's seven tanks destroyed! Back to base!" I woke up my upstairs neighbor laughing at that.
How the hell does Squire keep using the same movie scene and still make content that keeps getting better.
Firefly Commander: "Penetrate that Tiger in the rear!"
Tiger tank commander: "Oh you are awful, *slaps firefly commander* but I like you."
this is the comment I was looking for
No different than HRP making parodies for 14 yrs
One of my fav documentary channels!
10:14 Squire, get outta the fkn tank!
First time I've ever seen video by you. I needed a good laugh lately and you sir greatly accomplished that, I will definitely be binging the rest. Keep up the absolute fantastic content.
In a realistic battle the tiger would have destroyed all the tanks
Another great vid, keep 'em coming!
Wow! That cardboard Tiger looks almost real!
Well...
Better Graphic’s Card.
So the Tiger has an Otto-loader? 😂
Squire, how does it feel to know yours is one of only three known films to use an actual Tiger?
At the end when Squire couldn’t attain the ladder to get off the tank it reminded me of that tank scene in The Last Crusade when Marcus shouts “how does one get off this thing” after which Indy accidentally hits him in the face knocking Marcus off and aquatinting his face with the ground.
Thank you! I don't know how many times people forget how important tea is after a battle, shesh!
absolutely, the dunkirk 'evacuation' was only because some fool forgot the tea!
I swear the commercial bits have to be the most challenging for you all? Great work as always!
9:24 oof he didn't last long out there lol
There sure was lot of blood in him
Damn the loader deserves an oscar
I'm a fighter pilot! Gave me a good chuckle
I can't believe you made this! I'm literally shaking and crying!
Pure comedy , you guys really brighten up my day lmao
If Lazerpigs could fly...
- Ah, just like 1940 isn't it?
- Uh? This is nothing like school.
XD
I love how well written and thought out your vids are!
Absolutely excellent, very well made. Thank you for all of the effort
I remember the Chieftain talking about Tiger vs US tanks in the 3? real engagements they had. As I recall, he said the Pershing lost, the Sherman won, and the last Tiger was basically dead before the US forces got close enough to shoot. It basically was still 'whoever shots first wins' assuming 1v1 tank engagements.
It's funny how real people under heavy fire care more about surviving than sacrificing themselves to take out one enemy tank. It's nothing like the simulations!
It was a pershing vs panther 1, and the pershing was perfectly fine
yup he said that in the video titled: Myths of American Armor. TankFest Northwest 2015 at 29;14 or link: th-cam.com/video/bNjp_4jY8pY/w-d-xo.html
@@ariza7654 No, a pershing was knocked out by a Tiger. One shot to the gun (warthunder moment) the second went through the turret armour and killed two crew members. There is photo evidence of this.
@@ariza7654 - You’re referring to the Cologne duel. The first Pershing action was a defeat when a Pershing was crossing a road but got shot by a hidden Tiger 1 tank laying an ambush.
Great video keep up The good work
prove it
Always great watching these.
The Firefly at the end killed me 🤣😂🤣
The firefly is basically a artillery gun mounted on a tank they had to design a new turret so they could mount it on the M4 chassis.
The just cut a hole in the turret to make room for a radio bustel
@@tuomasheikkinen9251 the radio won’t fit
I thought the 17 pounder was an anti tank gun, or is that also classed as artillery.