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  • John Pinette - I dont do ups.
    John Pinette - "I Say Nay Nay" 2004.
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  • @tonyhughes110
    @tonyhughes110 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    "Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I OBEY the law." Genuinely one of the wittiest, well-delivered lines of comedy you will see at any point in human history. Damn he was great.

    • @AA1319A
      @AA1319A 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's not that funny. this is such lame humour. grade 3 kids would find it funny. if you think this is good comedy i genuinely feel bad for you

    • @GeorgeWitman
      @GeorgeWitman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@AA1319AI genuinely feel sorry for everyone who's around you. He's talking about his struggles with his life.

    • @user-wd7ex4gr6b
      @user-wd7ex4gr6b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@AA1319A: You appear to have zero sense of humor! I agree with GeorgeWitman!

  • @blackbird252
    @blackbird252 10 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    I don't do ups.
    Ups defy gravity.
    Gravity's a law.
    And I obey the law!

  • @robertdisabato7133
    @robertdisabato7133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Hysterical... “if I do 45 min and live I am gonna have ravioli and a nap”.... I cried

  • @reedamanda814
    @reedamanda814 10 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Breaks my heart that he's gone. This is my favorite comedy clip of all time. He was such a funny guy.

    • @rogertycholiz2218
      @rogertycholiz2218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I really liked him. Clean, no profanity & filth. He weighed up to 450lbs. at one time and lost a lot
      of pounds. Ironic that when he lost all those pounds shortly after that he lost his life. Really Sad.

    • @cassandramitch8793
      @cassandramitch8793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rip John. You were the best👍💯

    • @beckysisterinchrist4151
      @beckysisterinchrist4151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cassandra Mitch ... oh my! What did he die from may I ask? Thank you

    • @kIDNEYKid-xt9uc
      @kIDNEYKid-xt9uc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beckysisterinchrist4151 pulmonary embolism while he was staying at a hotel for a family reunion.

    • @triclopsgamer5934
      @triclopsgamer5934 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was having such a good time until I read this comment.

  • @auntielisalisabopeepsa
    @auntielisalisabopeepsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I discovered him after he passed away 😞 when I’m sad I listen to his comedy videos. I crack up when he says “get outta the line” 😂😂😂 RIP John Pinette 🌹

  • @ZakH644
    @ZakH644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    God he had such a warm smile, we really lost a truly great human being. He never had to use shock humour or insult comedy to be hilarious. RIP John Pinette 😔

    • @steveleeart
      @steveleeart ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He definitely used insults directed at himself!

    • @deboraduke
      @deboraduke 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You are so right about his smile. Every time he smiles it makes me smile, even tho I'm laughing hysterically already. I did not discover him, like some, until he had passed and that really made me feel so sad to know, that I'll never get to see him in person, like I was contemplating before I knew he was gone. You are loved John and your smile will always be the first thing I see when I think of you.

  • @june7rose
    @june7rose 13 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    He's my favorite comedian. I love that he pokes fun at his own journey. Most comedians get laughs by making fun of others, not themselves. I also love that he's absolutely hilarious without every other word being mother-this and f-ing that.

  • @visitjessiechan
    @visitjessiechan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    a nurse just told me today that I should start exercising and once I start I'd get addicted to it... I seriously told her "I'm pretty sure I could quit whenever I wanted" LOL

  • @debrabolton9372
    @debrabolton9372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    John Pinette was a gifted comedian. He had so much talent. So sad that he passed away.

  • @AnneTheWriter
    @AnneTheWriter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Oh, Nay, Nay! Tell me it isn't so! A hilarious comedian who, unlike so many in the industry these days, did not simply rely on profanity in order to make us laugh. I can't even see "Cake Boss" on the TV program listing without thinking of him ("I did not know.. you could arbitrarily declare yourself the boss of a food... I am now the boss of ham.") I look forward to hearing his jokes about life-- and the food-- in heaven.

    • @paradox1554
      @paradox1554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think we all are looking forward to that

  • @timothyyoung9626
    @timothyyoung9626 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "I have such a long road ahead of me"
    You sure did John. RIP

  • @anarchistatheist1917
    @anarchistatheist1917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I was a fan of this man since 2004. I first seen him in the finale episode of Seinfeld, and later in the punisher. He was a very entertaining and funny man. It is a tragedy that he died at only 50. Rest in peace the late great Mr. John Pinette.

  • @toddcrockett5957
    @toddcrockett5957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Such a tragic loss. He was such a great talent. Genuine guy.

  • @MisterLobb
    @MisterLobb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    His material never gets old.

  • @charlesyateschalfant
    @charlesyateschalfant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    One of the greatest comedians of our time.
    He rarely swears and just relies on good clean humour with a good story.

  • @dougglovier5425
    @dougglovier5425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He died in my hometown of Pittsburgh. So very sad. He was a great comedian. So glad his talent lives on in these great videos. Just love the line "ravolis and a nap" when he is finishing up on the "horrible machine."

  • @mwalsh1505
    @mwalsh1505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    RIP John, thanks for the laughter.

  • @SLYSPYHIWAY90
    @SLYSPYHIWAY90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Such a natural talent and a real funny man , he made you laugh without vulgarity and that's rare today

    • @bigwillietheb
      @bigwillietheb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've a few times he got a little raw but not much

  • @budliteRedneck
    @budliteRedneck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Miss him! But watching these, I still laugh…. Never forgotten

  • @catswalkjpgr
    @catswalkjpgr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    My all time favorite comedian and he has been since the late 80s when I first saw him. Rest In Peace. We love you John.

    • @bigwillietheb
      @bigwillietheb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      first time i ever saw John Pinette he was on an episode of ALF

  • @mengoingabroad8576
    @mengoingabroad8576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Pinette... the best comedian ever
    RIP

  • @Gmtail
    @Gmtail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He was my all time favorite comedian. I finally bought comedy tickets for my friends and myself to see him at the Borgata as a Christmas present. Well, a few weeks after he died and I never got to see him 😕😕. He will be missed and was an amazing man.

  • @95branks
    @95branks 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    taken way to young- RIP John Pinette, you will be dearly missed..

  • @garymcaleer6112
    @garymcaleer6112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He and Louis Anderson were great comics. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor. It keeps the humble spirit intact. Pompous humor is the antithesis.

  • @tamibulik6774
    @tamibulik6774 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Thank you for the laughs withought the profanity~~prayers to your family~~RIP John

  • @johnjones5354
    @johnjones5354 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It was obvious, from the big smile on his face, that he really enjoyed entertaining people. And he was a master at it.

  • @lacosanostra20
    @lacosanostra20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The greatest comedian that ever lived

  • @brainsironically
    @brainsironically 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    What a ripoff. He did all that work, lost a ton of weight, and *then* his heart goes. Such a great guy. Damn shame. Damn shame.

    • @thomasackerly7732
      @thomasackerly7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brains Ironically fuck up Best comedian ever.

    • @bobjoe7682
      @bobjoe7682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mia khalifa

    • @shadogen
      @shadogen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It wasn't his heart.. it was his pancreas..but yeah. f

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, all that health shyte was pushed on him & his body said nope. :(

    • @MetalHeadbanger7
      @MetalHeadbanger7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He actually had his fat surgically removed (guess he wasn't losing weight fast enough, I don't know) and his body couldn't handle such radical change so it shut down. Damn shame, he was one of the few clean comedians I enjoyed.

  • @1Kinslayer
    @1Kinslayer 14 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love this guy, an amazing comedian without being ignorant or crude. Great comedian 10/10 a real pioneer in todays humor, the rest of the comedic world should learn from him.

  • @jessfrankel5212
    @jessfrankel5212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He really was truly gifted. Pity he went so young. RIP...thanks for making us laugh--a lot.

  • @hmsljj
    @hmsljj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Great, great comedian. RIP big guy. "I don't do ups. Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law ..... "

  • @stewartstanfield2257
    @stewartstanfield2257 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When I finally got to like John Pinette's comedy he was already gone! If anyone could upload any more "full" standup shows, I'd really love to hear some more full shows.

  • @jeanettecook1088
    @jeanettecook1088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pure joy, just love him. Great that we have so many TH-cam videos of him...a legacy for the future of fun.

  • @MAlatinboy
    @MAlatinboy 13 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This guy went to my current high school years ago, and I gotta say he's funny. Proud to be a fellow Lancer, John!

    • @renaminginprogress6903
      @renaminginprogress6903 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope all is well for you in your 20's my lad. John Pinette smiles down on you as well for his Alma Mater

  • @MarcusBess
    @MarcusBess 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    R.I.P. JP - this is my favorite bit. You will be missed but your comedy will live on!

  • @DragoRaRaRa
    @DragoRaRaRa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I rememeber after a really bad break up my dad showed me his stand up and I got soooo happy after.

  • @72napablue
    @72napablue 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You will be missed John.. Thanks for the laughs.. R.I.P. :' (

  • @AWalkingHat
    @AWalkingHat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Gravity is a law. I obey the law. LOL!

  • @TheeZulu
    @TheeZulu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Truly missed. Such an incredibly funny and talented individual :(

  • @darkoanton5
    @darkoanton5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A master of comedy. So sadly missed.

  • @ellesanders1176
    @ellesanders1176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My nephew and I love this. We know it by heart, recite it to each other verbatim. It's our thing.

  • @quintonmccoy7111
    @quintonmccoy7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Definitely one of the greats. He will be missed.

  • @TheSinger1004
    @TheSinger1004 14 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    saw this guy twice. Love him. If you never seen a 40 year old man doubled over in pain and pounding on the table because he is in so much pain from laughing it is a site. Pinnette is the funniest guy around

  • @semsemeini7905
    @semsemeini7905 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Sad that he died so young. I never even knew him.

  • @Joncerto
    @Joncerto 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "There's going to be a mushroom cloud over this gym!"

  • @corneliusd7963
    @corneliusd7963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Such a sweet man. So deeply missed.

  • @MgtowRubicon
    @MgtowRubicon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am sad that he is gone and I am happy that he was here when I was here.

  • @rhalld
    @rhalld 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is a very nice man, he shook my room mates hand and his brother's hand before the show when we saw him walking through the hallway at Zany's in St. Charles,IL.

  • @pandaface6264
    @pandaface6264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    before there was Gabriel Iglesias, there was John Penitte

    • @manufran02
      @manufran02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Panda Face i would of loved to have seen these those do stand up

    • @stepaushi
      @stepaushi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except that John Pinette was basically clean.

    • @bobbyforce1957
      @bobbyforce1957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stepaushi and funny too

    • @theboyscout0156
      @theboyscout0156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except John is funny

  • @_Kerberos_
    @_Kerberos_ 14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm German and Norwegian, and I think he's fucking hilarious. His Ewok impression is pretty awesome too. "His head is as big as a manhole cover... we don't talk about it" hahahaha

  • @woiveee
    @woiveee 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't stop!! I wanna stop but I can't stop!!!
    This is just freaking HILLARIOUS!!

  • @fredmonsewicz5740
    @fredmonsewicz5740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What I like best about John Pinette he didn't have to use foul language to be funny

  • @williambbaker3458
    @williambbaker3458 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg I forgot how funny he is, he was one of the funniest comedians I ever saw, I will miss him a lot, you did your job John, RIP

  • @Elle80sGirl
    @Elle80sGirl 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gravity is a law, I obey the law. Love it!!

  • @sunshines1love
    @sunshines1love 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    R.I.P. John we miss you

  • @brandoncoble6204
    @brandoncoble6204 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he has one of the warmest smiles ive ever seen.

  • @baileylovesbieber
    @baileylovesbieber 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "ups defy gravity, gravity is a law, I obey the law"
    *LMFAO*

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Apparently I was the Kool-Aid man, nobody ever said anything to me! 😂

  • @verdad8523
    @verdad8523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John pinnette King of comedy for ever

  • @modestoca25
    @modestoca25 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love john pinette, so funny

  • @thecolaratlady
    @thecolaratlady 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I went to the gym today" "Listen First, First Listen" "in feb i hired a trainer, i've had many since then", " some quit, some turned to drugs and alcohol" " 1 trainer quit the buisness and opened up a candy store seriously" " he makes the best maple walnut fudge i've ever tasted" lol lawd that dude lol

  • @Masterkavi
    @Masterkavi 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this guys comedy. I wish I could see him perform...

  • @stpeter2214
    @stpeter2214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is a great comedian Unbelievable

    • @imisstoronto3121
      @imisstoronto3121 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      he was, he died a few years ago. I guess the 'getting healthy' didnt work out.

  • @laurakatecygnarowicz4821
    @laurakatecygnarowicz4821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's sad to see him go I'm 9 and it's really nay nay because 54 he still had a long way to go rip

  • @sassypantz33
    @sassypantz33 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man is precious!!

  • @lofton921
    @lofton921 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the winbago is my precious

  • @fvnt0miix953
    @fvnt0miix953 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I guess the only up he does and excels is stand-up comedy 😂
    I’ve never found stand-up comedy that funny, I would smile, but I’ve never belly laughed. However this guy made me belly laugh in every clip I’ve watched. I’ve just discovered him a few days ago and I’m addicted. I lost it at the part where he talked about his trainers getting into drugs and alcohol or opened a candy store 😂😂😂
    Very sad that he’s no longer with us. RIP John.

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    unlike John, I'm in shape now. 'Round' is a shape!

  • @todd2k
    @todd2k 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law!" Classic!

  • @Hadrian44AD
    @Hadrian44AD 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    John's great. I just met him by accident today in Chicago. He's doing a soldout show tonite at Zany's comedy club.
    He's a very nice man.

  • @samuelw74
    @samuelw74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    will be miss what a legend!!!

  • @37Dionysos
    @37Dionysos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    John's gonna make the world scream with laughter and beg for mercy----forever!

  • @timbone65yo
    @timbone65yo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    R.I.P John

  • @kathyduby8150
    @kathyduby8150 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Always funny, always good. Love his delivery.

  • @HomerBart7
    @HomerBart7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    RIP

  • @Sillyzombie666
    @Sillyzombie666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i've lost 50lbs + in the last year and this is all i ever hear WOW YOU CAN REALLY SEE IT IN YOUR FACE

  • @Etigress
    @Etigress 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Oh yeah! Kool-Aids Here!" That is my new catchphrase.

  • @GLue02
    @GLue02 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    He doesn't do ups. He told them that when HE SIGNED UP. Clearly he does some ups.

    • @simonwilder1994
      @simonwilder1994 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ya, but he had to put some money down, so they cancel out.

    • @anneahlert2997
      @anneahlert2997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Simon Wilder Oh... LMAO!

    • @stepaushi
      @stepaushi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha good one

    • @stepaushi
      @stepaushi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@simonwilder1994 haha good one

  • @slasherblitzx888
    @slasherblitzx888 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Oh nay nay" my new catchphrase

  • @ajohnson153
    @ajohnson153 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Raviolis and a nap raviolis and a nap" Priceless!

  • @magicawesomemukbangasmr1615
    @magicawesomemukbangasmr1615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Boogie down is exercise if you do it right. So is bending down to touch your toes. Swimming downstream (though I'm sure swimming upstream burns more calories), and of course getting down to business, if you know what I mean ;). Then there's the downward dog position in yoga and the classic put-the-fork-down dinner table maneuver, there's actually a bunch of ways for non-uppers to get in shape.

  • @christinamcilwaine350
    @christinamcilwaine350 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rest In Everlasting Peace John Pinnette never forgotten ❤comedy legend 🕯️🕊️🕊️🤍🤣

  • @phyrefaux7765
    @phyrefaux7765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He seemed to be a very down to earth guy 😂

  • @glendaw370
    @glendaw370 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just love John ❤️

  • @markbertrand4524
    @markbertrand4524 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Ravioli’s and a nap!”
    Now there’s motivation!

  • @sneakie877
    @sneakie877 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "nay nay"

  • @mikehoage5261
    @mikehoage5261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    so funny and clean

  • @evenhasawatermark
    @evenhasawatermark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I don't do ups, I told them that when I signed up"
    Apparently he did sign-ups.

  • @DonZollFL
    @DonZollFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know about you all, but that little pop at 1:42, even though it may have been unintentional, just added something to his eye twitching.

  • @scottwill627
    @scottwill627 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw Andrew Dice Clay many years ago and I thought he was the funniest comedian I had ever seen. I was wrong John Pinette could have made this world a much better place heading around rest in peace background

  • @johnzdrazil2140
    @johnzdrazil2140 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Awesome comedian!!
    Sad he's gone!!!
    I'll have to one day have a Beaver Tail in his honor!!

  • @McGillsTime
    @McGillsTime 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i don't do ups lmao thats so funny i love this man lol

  • @jochenau9164
    @jochenau9164 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the idea of an exercise wing at Betty Ford clinic, brilliant lol

  • @arightscepter
    @arightscepter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so brilliant.

  • @ExOfficerJimLahey
    @ExOfficerJimLahey 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    raviolis and a nap! raviolis and a nap!
    fuckin rights

  • @antoniodagostino2291
    @antoniodagostino2291 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I miss him, one of my favorites

  • @enterchannelname2508
    @enterchannelname2508 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i wish he yelled AND I. OBEY. THE LAW!

  • @seeingdragons4319
    @seeingdragons4319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He was one of the good ones

  • @newman20072008
    @newman20072008 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    you GOTTA luv this guy

  • @Ferocious_Imbecile
    @Ferocious_Imbecile 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't much like stand up comedians but this guy is really funny. He should have been given Jay Leno's spot on the Tonight show..