HOA KAREN TRIES TO CHARGE ME RENT FOR MY OWN HOME?!?!

HOA KAREN TRIES TO CHARGE ME RENT FOR MY OWN HOME?!?!
Owning my house outright was supposed to mean freedom-no mortgage, no rent, just a peaceful existence. But apparently, no one told that to Karen, the self-appointed ruler of the HOA, who seemed determined to shake me down like a rogue tax collector. It all started when I heard the obnoxiously loud knock on my door, the kind that immediately sets off warning bells in your mind. I opened it to find Karen standing there in her usual HOA uniform-a blazer that was way too tight, her clipboard clutched in her hands like it contained the laws of the land. Her smug smile stretched across her face as if she had just solved a great mystery.