Powers - Miley Cyrus "Flowers" Parody
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ต.ค. 2024
- Parody song of "Flowers" by Miley Cyrus, with a Dungeons and Dragons spin! Based on a real, imaginary event, where my party insisted on battling a monster that was clearly waaaay above their pay grade. No amount of meta-gaming could persuade them otherwise: believe me, I tried.
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Lyrics:
On a quest, for some gold
Killed some goblins and kobolds
Then things took, quite the turn
Got ambushed by a Purple Worm
Mmm our Sorcerer was bleeding
Our Rogue was gonna die
Thought this was goodbye, but then remembered I
I’m a High Elf with Powers
I can heal with my hands
Send down a meteor shower
Shoot fireballs on demand
I can do some entrancing
With just a one word command
Yeah I can ruin what my DM has planned
Can really ruin
I can really ruin, baby
Can really ruin,
I can really ruin baby
He thought we would just run
But we all know that’s no fun
All his hints, disregard
We’re gonna level up so hard
Ooh this was an epic monster
He didn’t want us to fight
But I gave it a try cause I remembered I
I’m a high elf with powers
Can conjure a wall of sand
Watch my dungeon master glower
When his attacks never land
I can perform necromancy
And raise an army of the damned
Yeah I can ruin what my DM has planned
Can really ruin
I can really ruin, baby
Can really ruin,
I can really ruin baby
Can really ruin
I can really ruin, baby
Can really ruin,
I can really ruin baby
Ooh, this might wreck the story
Our DM was trying to write
But I grabbed my die cause I remembered I
I’m a high elf with powers
I can cast ‘Bibgy’s hand’
And yes I know that’s a reference
That only nerds will understand
Time for some level advancing!
We’ll be the richest in the land!
Yeah I can ruin what my DM
Yeah I can ruin what my DM has planned
Can really ruin
I can really ruin, baby
Can really ruin,
I can really ruin baby
Can really ruin
I can really ruin, baby
Can really ruin,
I can really ruin baby
Anyone else been there as a dungeon master? Tried to introduce a boss early on in a campaign (for story arc) and despite my many not-so-subtle hints, one of my members convinced the crew to attack in a blaze of glory. Let’s just say it was a short campaign.
hey I’m first reply
can I has a examples of not so subtle hints
You have such a gift for writing song parodies with clever stories and jokes. It's honestly pretty ridiculous
Very kind of you to say, thank you!
@JonPumper, totally respect the concept and the video is amazing! However... Let's see what "Arcana Montana" can do, in one combat without rest:
- Cure Wounds, 1st level
- Meteor Swarm, 9th level
- Fireball, 3rd level
- Command, 1st level
- Wall of Stone (or Sand), 5th level
- Animate Dead, 3rd level
- Bigby's Hand, 5th level
Therefore, Arcana Montana MUST be at least a 17th level Sorcerer / 2nd level Paladin!
Assuming the other party members are equivalents, they should wipe the floor with a purple worm! Also, we noticed the DM CHEATING by marking down the worm one point for each attack!
Still, great video, and a new favorite karaoke choice!
Mad respect for the deep dive analysis on this. I knew I was wading into some technical problems with my rhyming choices haha. Appreciate the civility and suspension of disbelief!
@@JonPumper Hi, only saw this video yesterday and loved it.
I know its far too late now, but the above problem could have been solved by amending the Lyrics to "Cast a Scroll of Meteor Shower". This would mean the Arcana Montana would have been a 10th level Sorceror/2nd level Paladin or so. Still probably capable of taking down a Purple Worm though, so maybe could have changed the lyrics to used scolls of Wall of Stone and Bigbys Hand also 😛.
That would mean that Arcana Montana would only have to be around about 6th level Sorcerer/2nd level Paladin.
Sorry, but the OCD Autistic nerd in me couldn't let it go without commenting this despite knowing how pointless it is 😛.
Came for the piano tutorials, stayed for the elfin tabletop hip thrusts. 😜❤️ OnlyFans here we come!!!
Haha it’s only the natural life cycle of a creator 😅
@@JonPumper this was super funny and hilarious! Thanks for sharing and great video! Have a good day! Great parody lyrics too!
Jon Pumper has something unique about his performance 👍🏻🥰💙
Number one on the list of things I didn't expect to see today!
I can't believe the number of times I've watched this video. Bravo!
okay, but if he can cast Meteor Swarm, a 9th level spell, the party should absolutely be able to take out a Purple Worm
This parody in hilarious! Keep up the great work Jon!
Thank you very much! :)
Wow this is truely awesome! I wonder if I can have your permission to do a Chinese dub version of this parody?
What is bigby's hand a reference to?
Really digging the Blood elf look you have going on Jon LOL. I absolutely loved this, great work!
Thank you Jen! ❤
This is too amazing!!! 😆💐 -Jo & Markus
Thanks you two! :)
I’m waiting for the next parody 😂❤. I love them 😂❤❤
Please, make more music videos 😂❤. I love them, and makes my days so much better 😂❤.
As a D and D player, I asbolutely adore this video 😂
So great to hear!
Tony needs to be in more videos, he killed it
Which of them is Tony?
yes finally another parody
As a high elf with **COUGH COUGH** bard **COUGH** powers, I can confirm that I can indeed ruin what my DM has planned!
Please do more songs like this one!
Yes! Nice work! Love the thumbnail too!.
I just did one if you like to see. Clam Chowder.
The vibrato during the chorus sounds so nice.
Bigby’s (Wolf) hand 😹😹😹
I don't understand what is happening here, but I like it!
You live in Minneapolis right
AMAZING OMG!!!!!!!
Beautiful content as usual Jon lol
1:58 was more eroticism than I could handle 😳
Haha, my tribute to Miley! Don't show my mom.
@@JonPumper hahahaha
This is hilarious!
(Both the music and the attempt to ruin the DM plans)
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COOL!! D&D!!
This is underrated now but I'll leave my comment here so i can come back to this once TH-cam starts recommending this i a few years
Why is this so good 😂😂😂
halarious!
Epic song =)
As a nerd, i love it lol
Might have to steal the name Arcana Mantana!
It's public domain now!
...It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do....
😂😂😂❤
Bro is spitting bars no cap
jajajaja ta bueno
My cheeks hurt
weird Al Yankovic would be so proud. ❤
Something only nerds can understand, said in the song. Unfortunately I’m not a nerd, so I don’t know either 😅
This is the nerdiest thing i have ever seen
Fairly certain I subscribed for piano covers. I'm curious what gets you the most views or gains you the most subscribers. This sort of parody doesn't appeal to me at all.
Jon doesn't just do covers, though they're what he does a lot of. Jon has made content like this for a long time, it's a great creative outlet for him and mixes things up to keep them interesting for him :) I'm glad there are plenty of covers for you to enjoy, regardless!
No sense of humor?