"The missile is too round, it needs to be pointy!" | The Dictator | CLIP
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Hi everyone! What grade (out of 10) would you give this video?
Aladeen out of 10
Shachahmahahfalimitahlicch out of 10
You didn't make anything in it, so...
@@ylstorage7085 More like Aladeen out of Aladeen
Aladeen: “For one second, pretend that I’m an idiot.”
Nadal: “OK, I’m there.”
😂😂😂😂
"OK, I'm there" (disappears and is found dead from some kind of heart attack)
There was zero hesitation in saying that!
“There was somebody that suffered a deformity like that, yes”
i died there haha
0:47
@@JeaNz0r so ghosts do exist, bam. Checkmate atheist's
@@raidenpainn1561 god wasn't real.checkmate christians
Honestly if I was the scientist and the guy said "It needs to be more pointy, I'd say "Of course supreme leader!" and then later just duct tape/weld a hollow metal cone to the top and see if he could notice the difference
Thats genius 😂😂
@@exosproudmamabear558also very stupid because targeting sensors, itd be smarter to do some kinda wooden cone coverd in paper
@@Starnite_ But isnt supreme leader wants to make them fear? So wouldnt it be better to be sensors to pick it up and whole nation get a warning like North Korea does to Japan time to time? The bomb wont be used in the war anyway.
If a person can think it in this way ,he won't be a person who is doing the nuclear weapons
Aladeen might be an idiot but he was smart enough to detect sarcasm when Nuclear Nadal pulled the "Okay I'm there", lol.
Sass not sarcasm.
The thing is: he is right. 80%-100% of the work of such missiles, espaily in for such dictators, is propaganda and fear. Most of this things will never get blown up. So an angry look is sometimes more important.
Completely false. The fear comes from demonstrating that they can fly effectively and target accurately, not from how they look in the silo.
@@Mooo105Most people never see those rockets fly, but a lot of people fear them.
They dont need to fear the experts und politicians but the ordinary poeple. And these poeple care more about optics than prove of flying capabilities.
@@Mooo105Someone needs to watch some research films smh
@@Eloridas No. Just look at N. Korea or other countries. Fear and propaganda is from tests, from demonstrations. Not just from telling whatever. Sure, you can just show something for ordinary people. But also for them it's more important to hear about tests, to see news around the world seriously considering new threat, etc.
@@よしみ-x5j @user-vr8qd4hk6y The particular rocket, we are talking about, was in the movie supposed to hold nuclear weapons. The ones that are testet, are the dummy versions. There is the one that are testet and the ones shown. The ones shown should be the dangerous ones and they get not fired.
Look as N.Korea or Russia for example. They show the dangerous ones on parades und test the dummy versions.
Even N Korea dont test their nuclear weapons in missiles. They test stuff, that could be loadet into missiles and than show the missiles. And even they didnt done general nuclear weapons testing for 6 years. So NO! You dont fire up this particular rocket in a real scenario. Its a propaganda peace.
"For one second, pretend that I'm an idiot."
Ok I’m there.
@@pottytheparrot310 Okay, Let's just agree to disagree, my friend. ☠☠
@@sisenegellav Ok
Ok I’m there too 🤣
To be fair, he wasn't talking about science, but rather aesthetics and psychology. In which case, it's hard to say he was wrong.
well im not sure about the rocket sticking in the ground part
@@slopedarmor especially since they explode mid-air.
@@WRSpiralnot all bombs are airbust btw
@@WRSpiralAnti-bunker nukes explode in the ground. Enemy high command and nukes are located underground are the priority target to eliminate.
He is a politician. He has more use of a scary rocket compaire to a deadly rocket.
Just like every company meeting between an engineer and the marketing guy
yeah and imagine how pissed the engineering guys are when they find out the marketing guy makes just as much or more
Boeing production operatives & precision engineers, when having a 'meeting' that is being dictated at, by the McDonnell management staffers for the last 35+ years.....
@@woodrmp1 Imagine how pissed the engineer is when the sales guy already sold a bunch of BS, and now it's the engineer has to figure out how to turn water into wine.
Good educational material of the risks of becoming a dictator. I will adjust my plans accordingly.
step 1: don't keep the fellow you usurped around, he might not be as 'cool' about it as you think
@@ErnieBatemanreally?😐
If you going to be a dictator, you need to learn from stalin.
He regularly executed his subordinates so that none of them had time to acquire too many connections within the government and could not organize a conspiracy against Stalin.
It worked great up until 1953 when something went wrong.
1:15 a little King Julian slipped out.
"The shape of the missile top has nothing to do with aerodynamics. It's about payload delivery" 🤣🤣🤣
Yep that was the line
No. It sticks in the ground and then kaboom
Yep thats what he said in the video
Well it could be a single warhead design but unless your targeting 1 crap country with a single most powerful 200megaton warhead with a pointy cone on it lol
This is fact though
The scene that inspired Elon Musk. 😂🤣
Truee lol
😂
Context? What did Elon musk do ?
@@junaugust2705 He made his spacex rocket pointy. Childish act, tbh.
@@friedrichmyers he named it a what ?
I love how he is willing to keep arguing with the scientist, its when the "pretend i'm idiot" bit that he decided that this guy have to go.
Little did they know that Nuclear Nadal escaped and started a new life as a police officer named Pimento.
And eventually was digitally recreated as Derek!
The shape of the missile's top has everything to do with aerodynamics.
Yeah, but to his defense, just a round tip would be really bad for a nuclear missile.
Too pointy, and it overheats, too round and drag gets higher. Western submarine launched ballistic missiles use a aerospike to "cheat" the air into thinking the whole nose is pointy at supersonic speeds.
You misunderstood, he means that "we didn't make this shape to optimize for aerodynamics, but instead the payload delivery".
@@Navhkrin well, for anything that is supposed to fly faster than Mach 1.5 in "low" atmosphere, aerodynamics really matter.
The first nuclear bombs are meant to be dropped from a plane, so they are often cylindrical and round. It was only when ICBMs came out that nuclear weapons start to take missile shapes. Even then the sleek missile shape is actually the shape of the ICBM. The bomb inside is typically still very round.
@@evilapple3427 and the US initially used blunt-nosed reentry vehicles for warheads, similar to crewed capsules like Apollo or Dragon. The materials at that time did not permit higher speeds in the final descent, today, the smaller RV are conical and can store the heat until explosion or impact, without slowing down too much.
I remember that this scene was a bit longer.
Right after Nadal says "Okay, I'm there.", Aladeen literally asks him if the missile would bounce back and blow up Wadiya instead of landing on Israel.
I think you're right. I seem to remember that too. I have noticed that TH-cam clips of movies sometimes omit certain parts.
@@brucea9871 There's an extended version of this scene that wasn't in the theatrical reason, but is in a lot of other versions.
Probably cut the Israel part out because people are snowflakes.
"The missile is to round, it needs to be pointy" 😅
You watched the video too? OMG
@@JoshuaSteel_ WDYM
@@zedezekielbayani5706 I mean we all watched the fucking video. Quoting it with a singular emoji is just stupid.
@@JoshuaSteel_ THEN FRICKING REPORT THE COMMENT FOR USING THE EMOJI
Often times the warhead is actually behind the front of the missile 😂
...and Karen missed the humour.
@@deadcarz4926 You have no reasons to assume this. It's just a remark, what you are on
@@よしみ-x5j Deflection. That only works on MAGATS! 🤡
@@よしみ-x5j Did you think this was a documentary? 😂
@deadcarz4926 did you have to be rude for no reason?
After Borat, I thought I had my fill of Sacha
But dammit, I might hafta watch this lol
way better than borat imho
I did not stand through this. It was painful to watch.
This short "best of" is funny... but it already started to itch. ;)
@@jackmclane1826 that was my problem with borat. it was... too crude at some points, maybe not the right wording, but cant describe it. felt uneasy rather than amused. didnt have that problem with the dictator though :o
The Dictator is overall slightly less cheesy, and more meaningful than Borat IMHO, and f you like democracy and jokes that sometimes are really really cheesy in a good way..
I actually used the "ok I'm there" quote on my former boss during a meeting. Keyword there being "former", but then again I had wanted to dump that job for a very long time anyway. Totally worth it.
This movie was brilliant. The dialogue criticising the West was great too. Really enjoyed it.
West bad waaa 🤓👆👆👆
@@jxxxxx44actually no, not what it said or meant.
But it didn't hide critical punches either.
Some peoples with snowflake thin eggshells of nationalistic egotism, would find it too brutally honest, truthful and hurt their opinions.
Yet,..
Without 'the fool/jester' to point out the realities to the audience, how would the spell be broken for truths to be seen ??
Much of the West often prefers to at least try to know its mistakes and fix the things behind them, at least more often than other nations do or do not do,
Hell, look at Russia (& its CIS-Federation), Peoples Republic of China, Islamic Republic of Iran, Peoples Republic of North Korea and the lies they tell relative to the truths they hide...
"The missile is round, it needs to be pointy!"
Honestly if it was me as the scientist I would explain the design and how it works like I’m talking to a child before I even started the rocket with a video showing the explosion
Nuclear Nadal: Okay, Im there...
Aladeeen: 😳
Ok I'm there.... Lol I'm dying
To be fair, Iran missiles is pointy
Sounds amazing.
The exhaust tip however reminds me of that scene from the dictator where he is talking about the missile not being pointy.😂
It took me so much time to figure out that Nadal is Pimento.
It is so round on the top.
Round is not scary. Pointy is scary…😂
I love how he was busting on Anna Farris' character all throughout.
Melon Brusk's rocket is now 'pointy'
0:11 nadals face😭💀
Totally agree with him , missiles should be pointy and not round. Round ones don't look scary.
The last part of the situation „rocket landed“ could also be „rocket disappeared“ or „I don’t see anything“
When u make your missisle more pointy
Isreal just got attacked recently, i wonder if it was pointy missile
It wasn't, it was rocks and grenades. I can't believe that media has led people to believe villagers with stones are oppressing a nuclear superpower
Apparently there's a reply to this comment, but TH-cam won't let me see it, sad
@@NeptuneOtterSOTProbably someone got pissed and youtube deleted it
@@mangopie7602 TH-cam delete almost everything, even not offensive 1 and i hate to comment in youtube
This is too round at the top,it needs to be pointy !
1:15 when the wife asks if I remembered our anniversary (when I didn’t)
How did they keep a straight face
It's not so funny.
Probably many takes
“When the explosion is happens.”
The ss-18 icbm is round at the top. 😂😂😂
Aye, Its Detective Adrian Pimento . I guess we know what type of undercover work he was doing.
my favorite part is all he needed to do was put a shroud on the payload lol. This would shed off in space and thus payload would still be applied properly. The shroud can be pointy lolololol
Ray Dalio “I’m giving you direction. You’re not writing it down.”
Ferrucci (inventor of IBM Watson) “I’m taking in your input.”
Dalio “You work for me.”
Ferrucci “I work for Greg.”
Dalio “No, you work for me.” “How many people think that Dave is looking at this the right way?” One of Dalio’s assistants furiously typed the prompt into her iPad, creating an instant poll for those in the room. The verdict was that Ferrucci was looking at it wrong.
Dalio gave his list of tweaks: “This is what I want to see.”
Ferrucci “That’s not a valid algorithm. That’s not scientific, Ray.”
From Rob Copeland, The Fund, on Bridgewaters. Amazing book.
His the supreme leader anything he says goes
They cut out the Israel part
"We shot the wrong man."
They cut out the Israel part... lol.
This video is very Aladeen.
😂 I lought a lot
Aladeen is happy
I see the problem here “It is too round at the top it needs to be pointy. Round is not scary. Pointy is scary.”
I mean... boss gave an order, peon didn't follow order but mocked boss instead, peon gets removed.... wouldn't be different in an actual company... without the killing part of course
"This line of company revenue is going down. It needs to go up."
to be fair, he wasnt wrong, which would you be scared of, a round top missile, or a pointy top missile?
When launched, people cannot see the tip at all.
Aladeen changed his mind after he lived in the US. Possibly he went to museums and got better understanding of effective weapons design.
The shape of the tip is important.
Women tend to agree.
He's such a dictator he killed a dead guy
The actual nuclear missiles you can visit in US museums are actually round, not pointy.
Aladeen changed his mind AFTER he lived in the US. So it's possible he saw the actual American missiles are round not pointy and then realized his missiles also don't need to be pointy.
Can’t believe Elon was inspired by this scene 🤣 I’m so glad he’s alive
Laughed so much!
No hate on Nadal but if he was so smart bro should've just let him think and have what he wants since he wouldn't even understand any thing even when explained as it's not to his liking 😂😂😂
This is epic 😂
So Pimento also spent time in Wadiya as Aladeen's scientist
Biographical film about the ritchest E-diot
🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣gawd I gonna shit myself.
Ok I am now 100% sure
I landed here safely from X
3:00 what's the song?
Elon Musk said and did the sane thing. He said it in a Joe Rogan interview.
real housewife shachahmahafalimitahlicch
1:49 2:50. 😂😂😂
YOOO I WATCHED THIS MOVIE ITS TOO OP XD
It’s why Elon did it
Kingsley is supposedly picky about scripts but he was in this shit?
radar lasers and proximity fuses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What? Why? No!😢
@ rajwant sir like 🙏
I genuinely believe this is every middle eastern residents logic
those awkward moments you use a satirical comedy movie as a way to dehumanize others and feel superior to them
Average Americans
On Halloween I always go as a Dick Pater
Ok I'm there
What version is this? Where was the no, ah, why, nuclear winter
Bitchy Israhell triggered about it so they removed it.
Kim Jung Un doesn't like this video . . . ☆
El científico halad mela asumirá su puesto
why does this remind me of Iran?
putin in a natural habitat
Lol I was thinking of trump! Aladeen is what trump would be if he could😂
@@tompugh388 Trump doesnt slaughter his People tho, Unlike pUTIN
Why is it filmed in Sevilla? 2:05
Bacause it looks like some sandnigger country but its probably safer.
Not Anatoly?
He is not respectful to the leader
adam sandler could of played this role pefectly like dont mess with the zohan!
this clip cut out the hilarious part.....pity.
Could be Joe Biden
How dare you insult Aladeen like that? 😂
You misspelt TRUMP there
@@tompugh388 you poor deluded soul
This is a parody but to think it really does happen in North Korea, Russia and China. And happened in USA 2017-2021.
s t a r s h i p
This was funny until we got Trump and now we can’t wash ourselves of this kind of virus.
Israel Gaza policy today.
вам смешно, а у нас 20 лет такое((
И вы всё терпите?
😂
@@ЮрийГригорьев-ь8х большинству норм. им вообще всё норм, только б не трогали
😆😂😆
WTF?
من الإبل إثنين ومن البقر اثنين يبين الله لكم ان تضلوا
rong men