I was introduced to this by my friend in sixth grade, I was 11. We had it memorized and would take turns singing for link and the old man. It’s still just as great as it was back then.
...I misspelled Undertale as "Undertail" ONE TIME and the full image from which you got your pfp was one of the first things that popped up at the time. It was horrifying. Never again...
Honestly, I’m pretty sure that my favorite part is when Old Man goes “Wait a minute Link!” And Link says “goD DAMNIT OLD MAN-“ and then proceeds to flip his shit
@@stevepensando2593 Link: Why couldn't you gave this to me sooner you perverted idiot!? Old Man: Look I'm just lonely alright. I just wanted... You know. Link: (Sigh and facepalm) *Hylia damn it...*
I love how this song was collectively so many people's childhoods. Dan and Arin have been my comfort content for so many years and for some reason this song about an old man's schween seems to draw in people who feel similarly!!
That's how most sane people react to that. If you don't want sex with someone, you first reject politely. If the proposals continue, you better get angry because that's molesting.
I love how when the old man busts into song in the cave he swaps from being an overweight old man in a cloak to practically an old bodybuilder in a wife beater and slacks.
It pretty much makes the whole video honestly the song isn't even that funny but the pace as well as visual humor is seriously incredible that it doesn't even matter
This video really got to me as a kid... I don't know how else to say it. The colors and characters at 1:54 have been engraved in my soul. It's so etheral.
Cheese if it’s understandable to a level where you can ‘correct’ it to the perfect grammar than it doesn’t matter, it’s good enough to be read and everyone gets what they mean.
Likewise! It's my favorite as well. Regretroid and The Book of Nook are very close too. There isn't a clunker on the album. They are all very amusing and well crafted in their own right.
2:24 it's been this long, yet I only now noticed the zombie on the right looks a bit like Arin usually does in this type of animation. Must've had a really bad day
![[RUS COVER] BEST Zelda Rap EVER!! Starbomb cover by OZVUCHENO](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/X3_kH2ldwm4/mqdefault.jpg)
"press A to grab destiny" is still one of my favourite pictures ever
Same
Fun Fact
If you look at the text on the frame it reads: "skyward sword was bad"
Same
It's my laptop background.
@@wellfolks9096 No, it doesn't.
I have a feeling this is going to be stuck in my head for years to come.
SoTrue ant so true...
For sure, Anty. This kind of thing remains in your head for a long while.
dang, im gonna have nightmares now
That's what she said.
Thats wat you moma said and did sonny Chad Fernandez
“Yes I can’t lie, I have painted my shween.” Legendary
So grab your destiny, if you know what I mean!
What about “My inflatable poo jabber?”
That's some dedication there
❤️
It makes sense that Danny is the one singing it considering NSP...
the fact that the people who animated this also animated the sonic mania trailer is fucking nuts
I'm sorry WHAT 😳
They deserve to have fun while being creative 😅
No. Ted Bundy was nuts. Ed Gein was nuts. That is not nuts.
also they animated ok k.o for cartoon network
@@Meek2001 wot.
The music: Phenomenal and chill
The vocals: _I H A V E P A I N T E D M Y S H W E E N_
_N O W G R A B Y O U R D E S T I N Y , I F Y O U K N O W W H A T I M E A N . . ._
WAIT A MINUTE LINK DON’T LEAVE THE CAVE WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING THIS IS A GREAT CHANCE......
This makes the video even funnier
TO FONDLE OLD SCROTUM THAT YOUR BLOWING!
@@gboagabo genuinely thought it was "a scrotum that's sure glowing"
“Look I know I wear a tunic but I’m NOT INTO MEN”
*Wise Words from a Warrior*
Unwise. He's not into men.
i always thought it was "look i know i'm wearing to it but i'm not into men"
I thought it was
“I know I wear a tunic but I’m not in demand”
How do you change the language of the captions
I love that alliteration you have sir
I was introduced to this by my friend in sixth grade, I was 11. We had it memorized and would take turns singing for link and the old man. It’s still just as great as it was back then.
Same
oh my god yeah I saw this when I was 11 too. It’s legit a good song
Went over my friends in 7th grade and he played this on the computer while we are supper
I was the old man and my cousin was Link lol
That sounds like a great time 😆
Arin’s “god DAMMIT OLD MAN” has stuck in my brain for at least 7 years now, and I love it every time.
SAAAME I would think it at the slighest inconvenience
Same
today I heard a tangential reference to Raccoon City and right away I think, "It's a zombie abyss!" and had to come watch this again
That's my text alert.
YEARS ago I heard this and listened to it constantly. Randomly saw something that made me think of it. So very happy.
*"Christmas elf gets sexualy assaulted by santa clause during a zombie apocalypse near Philadelphia while playing a ocarina to save a princess"*
*local Florida Christmas elf
This coment needs an Oscar
i bet the santa clause was at the mall before this video
The game
Why is this *NOT* the craziest plot summary I've ever heard.
2:22 idk why but i’m in LOVE with the way arin says “god damnit old man”
Me too
it's my favorite part of the song
Ikr
Jotaro Kujo’s favourite line in JoJo
@@waiyanwin8b920 That and Yare Yare Daze of course
Link's face during the "press A to grab destiny" scene just never stops being funny.
it says "skyward sword was really bad" upside down there. and that's how i know this was made by egoraptor
1:00 , priceless...
Press B to keep dignity
Yes lol he didn't expect that poor guy 😅
It feels like an obligation to listen to this every year
Thought I was the only one💀
@@Gabimaru513 no my friend there are many of us
@@Gabimaru513 same
I also thought that I was the only one
@@franclinctes6242 I just need to say this you have good taste in music my friend 😂
*HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN*
I love the young people. :)
Never
Oof
@@jonathankent1517 I mean he's trying.
Taleen Ladas I DON’T WANNA BE A BURDENN
The old man parts are magical and amazing.
Blond Jimmy ikr
Blond Jimmy ikr i need more stuff like that
So true tbh.
Blond Jimmy bruh
Blond Jimmy 69 likes
So I'm not the only one Re-watching this from time to time...
Is it bad that I know EXACTLY what the source of that profile pic is?
@@AJRoo Tell me it i wanna know if you're telling the truth
...I misspelled Undertale as "Undertail" ONE TIME and the full image from which you got your pfp was one of the first things that popped up at the time. It was horrifying. Never again...
Lol
asriel why
"Mr Johnson and the Juice Crew" still makes me smile. I imagine Dan struggled to deliver that line.
That line doesnt get enough love in the comments.
Dan has some serious experience saying insane lines without breaking. Man is a legend
I don't get it. can someone tell me?
@@reunision6635 Mr. Johnson = penis, the Juice Crew = balls.
I imagine both Arin and Dan were struggling to sing this song in its entirety. I can see them both dying of laughter.
No matter how old I get, Wee-wee Weapon is always going to make me laugh.
IM NOT GONNA TOUCH IM NOT GONNA PFFP K DAA
agreed
Ye
Wee wee weapon hehehehe
Im 23 and i still laugh
Dan must have loved singing this.
Sir Tootleage I know I would've. ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)
Dan?
Alex BP Danny Sexbang. :)
Mr. Sexbang? Your prescription of extra-strong viagra is ready.
Sir Tootleage If you liked this check out Luigi's Ballad.
How to get laid at a Zelda convention: "Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean. ;)".
Correction: How to get *arrested* at a Zelda convention.
*so is that a no on the handjob*
TheDrakeProject so no hed?
nice dude
TheDrakeProject HAHAH
SHE SAID SHE WAS 18!!
The fact this song is going to be 10 years old this year is so wild
😭
its officially 10 yrs old
gettin too old for this shit
Fr
Why u gotta point dis out bru
I was 13 when I first heard this song. Still great now that I’m 19.
Same turn 20 in 3 weeks
Oh my god teach me ur elder ways
Same
The classics never get old.
That literally puts us on a same level, lol 🤣
Honestly, I’m pretty sure that my favorite part is when Old Man goes “Wait a minute Link!” And Link says “goD DAMNIT OLD MAN-“ and then proceeds to flip his shit
Either that or "Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween."
yes. i literally lost my shit at that
Indeed. The flow is so smooth.
Mercat100 I KNOW RIGHT
Honestly
This song is honestly very relatable
your life sounds... very interesting if you find this relatable lmao
Pecko☆ you don't want to know
heh, maybe I do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wtf
ObviouslyASMR oh dang never though I'd find you listening to egoraptor
9 years later still a bop!
Goes harder than the old man
Bro I came back to this vid because I missed the good times where I was happy
"Press A to grab your destiny" had me wheezing at 3 in the morning
It's one of my favorite parts of the video, when paired with Link's 1000 yard stare.
Same 💀
Great song to listen to when u furst wake up lol
Fun fact: Danny was just singing about painting his shween and didn't realise the mics were on.
😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds about right
Yeah that’s something he’d say
Is that true?
@@Someone-vz1uq Probably not, I was just...HOLY SHIT, when did this get nearly 1k likes?
My favorite line is definitely, “I cannot lie, I’ve painted my shween.”
69 likes
"Awwww yeah"
"Now grab you destiny"
I want to be in one of these
@@FireWithADotInFrontOfTheName “If you know what I mean!”
Wow it's been 10 years since we were blessed with this tune
This is Link's canon voice dont @ me about it
* @ him cutely *
Legend of the hylian pimp.
GOLLY no my voice is the canon one
zust3k HYAH
I have a similar voice
2:15 How did they predict BOTW 2 Ganondorf looking hydrated as hell.
Its ashame princess zelda wasnt an absolute baddy like this song
Plot twist: the old man was legitimately trying to help link in Raccoon City.
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this"
**Pulls out an actual sword out of his pants**
@@stevepensando2593 Link: Why couldn't you gave this to me sooner you perverted idiot!?
Old Man: Look I'm just lonely alright. I just wanted... You know.
Link: (Sigh and facepalm) *Hylia damn it...*
@@Aceatoll That's what Foreskin is for
@@stevepensando2593 Take my like and stop please.
He looked actually worried so I think that it is very possible
I love how this song was collectively so many people's childhoods. Dan and Arin have been my comfort content for so many years and for some reason this song about an old man's schween seems to draw in people who feel similarly!!
I bet they love being reminded of how old they are :D
This is even crazier when you realize a grown man was paid to say
“I cannot deny I have painted my shween”
Have you ever listened to Ninja Sex Party? Danny’s been singing songs like this since before it was profitable lmao
It I can't lie not deny
@@ambrosiadreamer I'm pretty sure people listening to this song already know the singers involved.
Yeah I could recognize his voice
the legendary saiyan it’s **
*IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS*
Words I no longer trust
IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS
Nice pfp
Your from the bee movie aren't you
Im sorry i eat bugs
*I HAVE PAINTED MY SHWEEN*
I still think the way he said it was epic
W E E W E E W E A P O N
Also, Breath of the wild, rowdy, dick sword.
IM NOT GONNA TOUCH IT IM NOT GONNA PHTTH NO!
So is that a "no" on a handjob or... ok.
Sandra Mills hahahha😂😂😂😁lol
666 likes
DEVIL CONFIRMED
Damn… 9 years and the old man’s “sword” is still the first thing that pops into my head whenever someone says “it’s dangerous to go alone”
I like how Link is okay with it the first time. Second time: "NO MEANS NO!!"
ok
Default158 Wow, most useless reply I've ever seen. Congratulations.
M-DE-V LOL coming from the guy who literally just commented the the plot of the video
Charlie Sheen it was a comment in passing. What are you compensating for with your condescension?
That's how most sane people react to that. If you don't want sex with someone, you first reject politely. If the proposals continue, you better get angry because that's molesting.
Now that I’m older I can appreciate this a lot more. Timeless Classic
Same bro
Dang same…..😅😅
Yup
2:14 this is honestly the cutest rendition of Zelda's design
It's true!
you dont see gannon's wanting to bang!
nah, short haired breath of the wild zelda is cuter in my opinion
You haven’t seen Smash Ultimate Zelda then
@@YeetZmeN I'll be real, I think Link Between Zelda is cute, but fighting her in smash makes me want to die
Can't believe this is ten years old. Crazy.
"Hold on a minute link!"
"GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN!"
Read it right as it played
"You're in Raccoon city, it's a zombie abyss."
"IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS!"
@@thegreatmonacage3782 No! Fuck you
Fuck you Old Man!
2018🙌
This was the jam back in middle school. Where did the time go?
gamesprigg YEP!!!
Right?!?
I think I feel old now
Three or fours years isn't that long... Look back till your 40
Eh the songs meh now a days
1:48 years laters and I still can't with the "Don't be that way bitch~"
Def my favorite part
literally same
9 years later and this is still a jam. Amazing vocals and animation. Love this a lot 😭
I still have the lyrics memorized, this thing is timeless
Link has gone trough :
- Hyrule ( LOZ: Ocarina of Time )
- Liberty City ( GTA III , GTA IV )
- Racoon City ( Resident Evil )
- Drugs ( Real Life )
and the pervert odld man , we should keep in mind that link is a minor XD
@@Naomi_best_ wow
@@Naomi_best_ Depends on the game, I think in the more recent games he's 19.
And yet he ain't dead.
@@namelessdork2256 yeah
I love how when the old man busts into song in the cave he swaps from being an overweight old man in a cloak to practically an old bodybuilder in a wife beater and slacks.
Because he was parodying (ex)living god Freddie Mercury
@@Darasilverdragon Right, I agree with you entirely!!
He actually reminds me of Roshi in the Tournament of Power lol
"This place looks just like Philadelphia, but even more shitty."
1:23
Can't deny, it was both clever and truth.
The scene where he tells Link to "grab his destiny" and link just looks so uncomfortable and afraid is hilarious 😂
like links voice
my favorite part was "god dammit old man" and" that .. was .. weird"
new favorite " fuck u fuck u " and "oh my god
+Pam Holder "Da That your Wrinkle Thing again!! "
+Pam Holder same
my favorite parts were with the old man
"God Dammit Old Man!!"
I am hypnotised by links smooth voice
His voice sound sexy to me
Link: Goddamnit, Mike!!!
It's Arin singing links part the old man is danny
ME
me too
For some reason I couldn't remember this song title so I searched instead for "my inflatable poo jabber" Top result. Not disappointed.
i dont often laugh at loud when reading youtube comments but you got me god damnit
It's true!
:O
Omg it is
I saw a spongebob meme that said “ BIG MEATY COCKS”
Coming back to this video after literal years made me realize the animation here goes fucking hard for a song about an old man painting his schween.
It pretty much makes the whole video honestly the song isn't even that funny but the pace as well as visual humor is seriously incredible that it doesn't even matter
Despite the batshit crazy lyrics, this song absolutely slaps
I love how Link becomes pure enraged-Arin at the end.
Me to bro
Same bro.
2:19
Hold on a minute Link!
god DAMMiT OLD MAN!!!!!!!
YOURE IN RACCON CITY ITS A ZOMBIE ABYSS ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE TH_
NO!!! FUCK YOU.
I was in that part xD
COME IN HERE TELLING ME YOU HAVE A WEE-WEE WEAPON
@QittiKat Studios nope not the only one
This video is so well animated. That even 9 years later, it still holds up. Like Legend Of Zelda games, this video is really timeless.
Yeah, I agree.
I Love How Link's Voice Changes So Easily From Deep And Chill To Violent Yelling
This is the best zelda rap!
Sure is the other vids are cool to :)
Purple Toon Link if only I had it on my phone I only have the smosh version
I LOVE THIS ONE SO FUNNY AND I LIKE THE POKËMON ONE TOO XDD
Stasha Monia love it!!!! I like sonics best pal to XD
OMG THAT MADE ME CRACK UUP!!
1:57 hey it's me
Bridging the gap between Dark Souls fans and Game Grumps followers like never before...
The grumps and Vaati in one place? What could be better?!
When can we expect a Prepare to Cry lore video for Game Grumps?
Oh my.
1:57 omg its Vaati!
I still come back to this after all these years. What a cursed masterpiece
"Okay now I don't know where I am." "Hold on a minute, Link." "Goddammit old man!" Is my favorite part of this.
Afther 5 years I still listen to this, that's when you know you made an amazing song.
👌😎
7 years later and I still turn to this song to get my laughs. What an all time classic.
Same
Don’t be afraid to admit that it’s also an absolute banger regardless of the lyrics
This video really got to me as a kid... I don't know how else to say it.
The colors and characters at 1:54 have been engraved in my soul. It's so etheral.
The fact that the old man gets the best harmony and backing track is amazing
I feel the same about 0:58
Something about Vaati there, man
@@thefattertheratter45 Bro changed sexualities because of Vaati tf 😭
I really love this art style it's deliciously good to me
omg stap it old man!
+death 13th
***** It says skyward sword sucked.
Stephone Collins hey dude I see everyone likes ur comment but however they will comment back you so "It is too dangerous to go along take this"
warlock923
What?
2018 and I’m still jamming
Kat Sans hey
It,s dangerous to go alone
I am too😎😎😎
damn strait
Garrett Swanson Unlike the old man
No comments about Danny's voice? SMH..... His voice is amazing.
Cyrus Ullmann is that the old man name he can sing on god 😂
@@jaylan8699 do you not watch game grunps????
Future Karate Master nope only hear for the vocals
@@jaylan8699 go watch game grumps my man. Both these guys play, and they are hilarious
@@jaylan8699 yeah the old man is voiced by Danny from gamegrumps
It's been 10 years!
0:52 - 1:14 This part is f*cking divine! xD
Its gay Master Roshi
*Grab your destiny if you know what I mean*
Wait a minute link dont leave the cave where do u think ur goin
This is a great chance to fondle scrotum that you’re blowing!
you right by so much
Now remember kids, if an old man in a cave offers you a magic sword, it's likely his shlong in disguise.
Say no and just keep rapping
lol
*Shween
Just walk out and have your friend film you and everytime you say a word in the sentence
"That was weird" it zooms in
A'ight
K
Link: giving a pretty good rap about saving Zelda
The old man: *I H A V E P A I N T E D M Y S H W E E N*
Lol
Man i was just liste ing to a random playlist and this came on and I thought this was a normal song but then I REALIZED IT WASNT
Goddammit old man !
"Now grab your destiny
If you know what I mean"
@art_cartoon65😬
The more I reflect on this, and other videos released around this time, all I can do is think: Man, the shit we watched when we were kids.
Agreed
I was 11 when i watched this lmao
This is too funky I can't stop coming back
I know!
+jimfixedme yeah is so amm...
i don`t now how i can describe this... its just weird
+Twisted Timer "my eye amount exhibitionist"
I know right
And u cont spell
when it says "grab your destiny" the upside down letters say "skyward sword was really bad"
funny easter egg
It’s upside down and backwards
That's fucking hilarious cuz arin hates skyward sword
Dragon Mauler when he is erect, he has a skyward sword
Are you the first person to notice that?
*HOLY CRAP*
This rap: Amazing ✅
Creative✅
Awesome✅
Beautiful✅
Catchy✅
Perfect✅
Truly the best Zelda rap ever!
yeah "beautiful" i am now laughing
✅pedofiles
Funny✅
1:56 who are these two btw? Haven't played a zelda game to know
@@mrpurplejeans the creepy moon and majoras mask
9 years later, just remembered this song again and already see why I liked it so much
Here people talking about links voice but we all have to admit how old man singing is the truly mesmerizing voice.
Is sad how true that is
Danny Sexbang!
I love links voice and old man gey
1:15 Me after watching my parents wrestling
I would start taking a shit and shoving it up their genitals
George Sherman lol
lmaao
Oh no...
@@thatonedude9269
You're that one dude
This is my most favorite Starbomb song- The tune is so great, and the animation is very fluid.
I love it all.
same
just favorite. Not “most favorite” it’s grammar
Cheese who cares bruh it’s the internet
@@pikpik3745 You don't need to correct everyone's mistake on the internet. Come on man.
Cheese if it’s understandable to a level where you can ‘correct’ it to the perfect grammar than it doesn’t matter, it’s good enough to be read and everyone gets what they mean.
2:45 I was never old enough to understand this part 💀
Same I used to watch this video all the time and years after forgetting about it only now do I understand after rewatching
YES! I've been waiting for this one! It's probably my favourite song of the album!
I love ur videos :P
We'll hello god
Likewise! It's my favorite as well. Regretroid and The Book of Nook are very close too. There isn't a clunker on the album. They are all very amusing and well crafted in their own right.
I think this is my favorite one out of all of them. And it is nice hearing from you CreepsMcPasta!!
uuuuuh ! CMP !! >_
1:57 Oh hey, it's Ghirahim.
... *OH NO HE'S HOT*
bruh
Who's the other one?
AykutPlays Vaati
@Soulless Critter Its Vatti, dark link would look exactly like link except with black clothes
I agree. They both lookin fine.
2:17 Just Damn. She’s doin better without you Link.
I would like this but it has 69 likes so
Ikr? Zelda be looking hella sexy
She must be sick of Link already. But she lookin thicc af.
Yeah, I think I speak for everyone when I say... “ZELDA, MOVE OVER! I WANT IN!”
420 likes
Even 10 years later this is still pretty damn good animation and a timeless bop
"Hey wait a minute link!"
*GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN!*
@Nightmare rude👿😡
Line gets me every time
I think the old man is a Catholic priest
@@zedries makes sense
1:43 the old mans face is priceless.
XD I didn't even notice that
@@ShinoIsInnocent neither did I !
ARandomFox same here!
Arin is a brilliant beast both for his comedy and his rap and Danny's damn voice is honey in my ears, what a perfect duo.
maggs131 oh shit i didnt know that was them until i read this
crainium_ astronaut u r welcome =)
maggs131 I wonder if they're gonna make another rap because this was just great
Still keep coming back here years later. Quality piece of internet history right here
*YES I CAN'T LIE I PAINTED MY SHWEEN*
Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss
I think it's "schwing."
Brother? Where have you been we thought you were dead.
@@user-roninwolf1981 its Shween, it says in the lyrics
@@QuinManGuy
The in-video lyrics aren't always correct; I've seen the interface botch the lyrics a few times already.
@@user-roninwolf1981 The description lyrics say it
2:00 Anyone else find that picture of zelda really beautiful?
it's better at 2:03 XD
+Jason Long personally the one at 2:14 is better
It really is a nice picture :)
Anyone else realize at 1:14 Link had panties in his inventory?
+Kael “F1REh4wk34” Dean ya.
i can hear him say "Its dangerous to go alone taake THIS!" a thousand times and not be tired of it...
2:18 is probably my favorite moment in this song
"look i know i wear a tunic, but im NOT into men!"
is the best line right next to "i cannot lie i have painted my shween"
Also "my inflatable poo jabber"!
Nice Donnie pfp
@@pineapplesdonotbelongonpizza dude nice raph pfp
Then many years later and People love ship him with Shark Pri ce who literly looks good with him XD I belive it most shipped vote for most
2:16 wow that Zelda is cute as hell with that haircut.
@@reindelljanleirlanozo9689 But I mean...she not even wit no one tho...
That’s actually true so that means u can use ur smash ultimate on her if ya know what I mean
Excuse to try and look at this seen a lot
yeah like wtf what version of zelda is she??
I think 64
i like how the animation fits link's attitude perfectly, he is so chill
Stoner Link
The chorus is unnecessarily perfect
Love how Danny and Ninja Brian appear at 1:27.
Haha lol
and ninja brian's guns read "NSP 500"
+Jethro Emmett Ross was there too :D
+329link NSP-300
AHHHH I SAID THIS!! NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!! i pointed this out, no one replied or anything :( now imma sad…
This must be why Link doesn't talk. His voice makes old men flirt with him
This is why the Botw Link stopped talking, this happened and he was too shellshocked to say anything else for the rest of his life.
That's probably why
Old mans no where near people so I quess he takes whatevet he gets or u know he's gay
Aden so true
The amount of likes is 666 (I’ll go home)
My dream: being straight
My obstacle: this video
XD
I agree the Old man is definitely a DILF. That's what you're talking about right?
@Soulless Critter CRAHAHAHA
The old man is pretty hot, but that one guy in the juice crew not holding a drink is really something else
@@landenbanks8919 finally
2:24 it's been this long, yet I only now noticed the zombie on the right looks a bit like Arin usually does in this type of animation. Must've had a really bad day