My Boss Abducted Me - Pop Musical

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ธ.ค. 2024
  • up way too early
    still half asleep
    questioning vivid nightmares
    that seem unreal but real.
    Coffee cannot wake me up
    out of this infernal hell.
    but i get pulled over (what the hell)
    and as the cop wants to arrest
    me for acting nervous and jittery,
    a beam of light strikes,
    our vehicles,
    and we are paralyzed
    and pass out.
    Next thing i remember i was
    half way home hours later
    half dressed in trance
    lets dance.
    [flute solo]
    I thought wow what bad luck
    another wasted day of nonsense
    like most of my days at work.
    until i was hypnotized
    and i was surprised
    i could barely believe my eyes
    in my subconscious memory.
    [chorus 1]
    My boss abducted me.
    he he He had the power
    to transform my way of life
    with weird technology
    i was told didnt exist.
    In my nightmare that was real
    his wrist-watch i could feel
    so i figured out the deal
    it was he!
    my boss abducted me.
    my boss wore underwear on his head
    in a demonic voice he said i was dead
    strapped down to a metal bed
    from a nostril tube i was fed
    get outa my butt i said, but he had
    to leave a mark that was red.
    i went from earning paychecks
    to searching garbage cans for scraps
    from living in a house
    to living in the streets
    all because my boss
    had me in a department
    designing strange drone parts
    and i overheard some words
    [bridge]
    too much stress
    too little time
    too much work
    too little pay
    hey hey
    [chorus 2]
    I was abducted by a UFO
    that i didnt know i was working on
    because it was all need to know
    and i didnt know
    until i pissed my boss off,
    then i found out, the hard way.
    Do you believe me?
    Oh please cant you see?
    no i dont have to pee
    total recall wont let me be
    My boss abducted me.
    im not supposed to say
    anything about top secret
    unacknowledged
    compartmentalized
    UFO projects,
    cannot confirm or deny,
    that they are happening.
    Oh oh. Its all BS im told,
    ok gaslight is not all bad
    better give me my paycheck.
    boss Yeah yeah,
    gimme gimme gimme
    my god damn paycheck
    that i earned before i got burned
    by the military industrial machine.
    [chorus 1 & 2]

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