My Boss Abducted Me - Pop Musical
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ธ.ค. 2024
- up way too early
still half asleep
questioning vivid nightmares
that seem unreal but real.
Coffee cannot wake me up
out of this infernal hell.
but i get pulled over (what the hell)
and as the cop wants to arrest
me for acting nervous and jittery,
a beam of light strikes,
our vehicles,
and we are paralyzed
and pass out.
Next thing i remember i was
half way home hours later
half dressed in trance
lets dance.
[flute solo]
I thought wow what bad luck
another wasted day of nonsense
like most of my days at work.
until i was hypnotized
and i was surprised
i could barely believe my eyes
in my subconscious memory.
[chorus 1]
My boss abducted me.
he he He had the power
to transform my way of life
with weird technology
i was told didnt exist.
In my nightmare that was real
his wrist-watch i could feel
so i figured out the deal
it was he!
my boss abducted me.
my boss wore underwear on his head
in a demonic voice he said i was dead
strapped down to a metal bed
from a nostril tube i was fed
get outa my butt i said, but he had
to leave a mark that was red.
i went from earning paychecks
to searching garbage cans for scraps
from living in a house
to living in the streets
all because my boss
had me in a department
designing strange drone parts
and i overheard some words
[bridge]
too much stress
too little time
too much work
too little pay
hey hey
[chorus 2]
I was abducted by a UFO
that i didnt know i was working on
because it was all need to know
and i didnt know
until i pissed my boss off,
then i found out, the hard way.
Do you believe me?
Oh please cant you see?
no i dont have to pee
total recall wont let me be
My boss abducted me.
im not supposed to say
anything about top secret
unacknowledged
compartmentalized
UFO projects,
cannot confirm or deny,
that they are happening.
Oh oh. Its all BS im told,
ok gaslight is not all bad
better give me my paycheck.
boss Yeah yeah,
gimme gimme gimme
my god damn paycheck
that i earned before i got burned
by the military industrial machine.
[chorus 1 & 2]