In all honesty I haven’t gone that deep into the subject of when a dad leaves their kids and it’s mother in that way like a coward lying about go and buying milk just to disappear for ever i rate being straight forward and honest about it saying im leaving atleast giving the counterpart some closure much more than anyone who disappears from his own kids and maybe wife or gf or whatever they are while supposedly buying milk is the definition of a spineless man! And my condolences goes out to all kids who’s had to gone threw it.
Dads just for existing: I love you. Dads when you do as you're told, and do them plenty of favors: you're the most amazing son/daughter in the world. I love you soooo much.....
Kid : oh wait its a fake lotery card *Dad slowly walking out of the door* Dad : i got to go... Kid : dad where are you going Dad : im just gonna grab some milk.. Kid : we got milk dadd Dad : i will be right back.. Kid: we got millkkkkkkkkkk
Son: "Oh nevermind it's only 15 dollars" Dad: "Uhm I uhhh got the wrong milk yeah got the wrong milk umm bye" *Leaves the house and never to be seen again*
Son: oh it is only $50
Dad: I think I brought a expired milk.
Runs and never comes back
In all honesty I haven’t gone that deep into the subject of when a dad leaves their kids and it’s mother in that way like a coward lying about go and buying milk just to disappear for ever i rate being straight forward and honest about it saying im leaving atleast giving the counterpart some closure much more than anyone who disappears from his own kids and maybe wife or gf or whatever they are while supposedly buying milk is the definition of a spineless man! And my condolences goes out to all kids who’s had to gone threw it.
😂👌
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Son: oh hold up, it's 50M, must've read it wrong.
Dad: Ooh looks like I read the date, it's actually still good 😊 👍
Son: oh nvm it's only $5
Dad: I think this is the wrong type of milk.
Yee
Lmao 🤣
He dain check the date man
Not the wrong type of milk..!
Holy shit you're hilarious!
The mom “holding it for him” before the dad comes was a nice touch.
Ikr
Fr
he spent years going from store to stores to find the best milk to feed his family! such a good dad!
He's spent a good amount of time searching for the best milk to feed his family!
No he has left then
@@ReyanshandAmogh no shit
@@ReyanshandAmogh well no shit that’s the joke
@@ReyanshandAmogh Your nose hole is bigger than your brain, so...
And 10 years of waiting for the kid
THE MOMS REACTION IS PRICELESS 😂
I like how the moms first instinct when the door opens is to hide the lottery ticket
The caption "Annoying things dads do" like its an every day thing 🤣🤣 this is so funny
Isn’t it though 🙆🏽♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@jay.thecomedian it really isnt
@@jay.thecomedian yeah it happens daily for us
Just not winning the lottery thing that is
@@jay.thecomedian that’s facts man lmaoo
P
Son: hmm i won a bottle of water
Dad: **disappearing**
Lol this is funny AF i cant stop laughing😅😅😅😂😂😂
@@andzelikakrupovic9445Sarcasm at its finest 😮💨
"Guess you wonder where I've been"
Yes, been wondering all day
I like how the mom just hides the money like: "let me hold on to it for you"
Let me bless it for ya 😏
A game of paintball using real guns
OMG I have never got THIS many likes before! THANK UUUU.
lemme hold the money for u pls
@Genichirou Matsuo thanks but ima girl :)
He care so much for his family, he probably produced it himself. Takes time
OH
OH FUCK
AAAYYYYYOOOOOO
UHHHHHH
Err did not need to hear that today *I'mma head out*
@TJTaynts WTF
Son: Its only 50$
Dad: Oh, i think i bought the Wrong milk, i will be right back.
Dad jokes... never gets old.
The song matches so perfectly 😭😩
😂🙏
Hello patrick
Thas the point my guy
@@grinchwitadumpy8765 sup brother
So what type of milk is it 😳😏
“I finally found it… I GOT THE 100% MILK… because you deserve only the best”
-my dad on may 24 2021 ;)
100% fat milk.. 🤨
@@faouri. just... please bro
???? 100% means 100% fat
@@spiderymantis4226 what?
That's when I was born 😳
“annoying things dads do” like it’s an everyday occurrence 💀
I love how the mom hid the ticket the moment the dad came in 😂😂😂
The best dad ever he came back for helping his family by finding the best milk and helping them use the money
Well yes, the milk is the non expiring milk.
@@imgonnasaythenword2100 No shit Sherlock
@@imgonnasaythenword2100 nigga bruh
Checkers milk is the best
really? ya stealing comments?
Damn, his hearing skills are so good that he listened to his son that he won the lottery and came back.
Murdock is the father
@@imgonnasaythenword2100 Oh wow I wonder how you figured that out 😂
@@imgonnasaythenword2100 He was obviously being sarcastic and you know that 😂
@@imgonnasaythenword2100 no, obviously the original comment was a joke
@@imgonnasaythenword2100 As funny as that was, yes I'm sure lol
The way they moved there heads was hilarious!😂🤣
bro he came back with expired milk tho. 😭💀
The dad lifting up the milk to show it made me laugh the most
The milk has been running from stores to the ultimate store: WALLNARTS the dad finally got the milk
69 likes gg
Lel
That milk dont come from Walmart it comes from checkers in south africa
"WALLNARTS" what?
@@keegerat1on999 they made it that way tho there was no typo
Dads just for existing: I love you.
Dads when you do as you're told, and do them plenty of favors: you're the most amazing son/daughter in the world. I love you soooo much.....
"He's back with milk... Oh wait it expired"
Mom: NOW GO BUY MORE
Dad: be back in 15 years
Yo he's such a loving father he got the best milk in town only took him 13 years
Oruchimaru
Nice dp, my favorite character
@@vaidik67 bruh mines better
Orochinyu
@@fl1ytoffical no it's not I should call the FBI on u.
Manz looked in every isle in the world just to find good milk..what a legend 😭
Son: oh my gosh we won a mansion!!
Mom: oh no way!!
Dad: sorry it took me so long
Son: oh nvm it was just an apartment
Dad: oops wrong milk brb 😐
Read my name..
@@checkmyaboutpagelink8258 hi :>
I like how they just move their heads really fast as soon as they see the dad come back
I love how they just start AGGRESSIVELY jumping 🤣🤣🤣
🙏❤️
Fun fact: that was expired milk so when they get sick he could take the money and say “oops wrong milk I need this money to get the right milk”
This fact has to be the least fun fact ever
Lol
BIG BRAIN MOVE
@@Ebaby2raww this meme in general is so bad. Guy in the video was somewhat humourous, but all these comments are unfunny asf
the speed he turned his head… LOL
The scene when mom hides the lottery is so funny 🤣😂🤣😂
after not getting any money: "oh shoot forgot I was lactose intolerant- i need to go return this"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just love how the mother right after she heard the door open she hid the ticket
23 hours
lol ikr
Ah the milk punchline always hits the right spot!
"Guess you wonder where I been"
This guy can relate
He used the space time teleport jutsu after years and years of leaving his family for the milk
Is your pfp Deku?
pls- lmfao
Oh your a naruto fan name every spacetime jutsu
Dad brought the milk ma !!!!!! Let’s go buy more milk son ✌️ !!!! 😮💨
Son: I WON IT!
Dad: I appeared at the right moment
I love everything about this. The way he walks in and then The stomach😭
He came back after 11 years, getting the milk. man, that was epik.
Simps:simps for girls
Dad:simps for money
I just love this kind of vids. keep it up
Dad after he spends the money: oh whoops it's spoiled let me go get some more! 🏃♂️
Plot twist: He actually came home and doesn’t know his son won a lottery
Doesn’t say it on the news or something?
howd this get likes this had no effort lol
Didnt expect that xd
My dad is gone forever
He said hes going to get milk in heaven i dont even know where is the store named heaven
@@lemonadeWithExtraE sad :(((
Son:Oops the number were upside down
Dad:ohhhh I gota head back I accidentally bough almond milk
Son: ow sorry that is 2 Dollars
Dad: i have that wrong type of milk
Mom: “Let me hold it for you”
Yes so true but at least she did not do that lol
Son:Oh wait i only won 3 dollars
Dad:the milk is expired brb
😂😂😂
Plot twist: It's actually a 50$ win and he said 5 000 000$ so his dad would *come* back.
Imagine being a dad and going to a store just to see that all the milk has been taken by other dads lmao
Thats why they have to wait for the restock no eo der my dad hasnt came back yet
@@NotRainyMw 🤣🤣
@Check my about page link no haha
GHOSTFACE REL!
@Check my about page link n o
"i spent years finding the best milk... Coincidentally it costs 5m dollars."
I would've showed this to my dad if we was alive :)
Dad : "Guess you wonder where ive been...😏"
Son : Full cream milk- seriously took you 15 year to go get it
Mission success:
+$5,000,000
+1 Returning dad
+1 Carton of 2% milk
What did you just say.......2% milk...........IT BETTER BE 100% MILK
@@SoulsDeapth no, 2% milk
@@SoulsDeapth you gonna have to buy 50 cartons and prove science wrong and make 100% milk
As a person whose father was gone their whole life and suddenly came back after winning 5 million dollars, I could relate to this.
Same, we all go through it
same bro
That's a common occurence
True
That's normal business
Almost feels like every Tuesday
Ayy he finally got his milk! So glad to see him again!
Wow such a good dad getting the best milk
“Oh never mind it’s only five dollars”
Dad: “Oops I need to go back I accidentally got almond milk”
"But we always buy that milk-"
@@lillycant maybe the wrong brand of almond milk?
The fact that the dad brought home the milk is funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oops it’s 5 bucks..
Dad: Oh no I got almond milk brb!!
The way he was moving got me on the floor laughing
Finally returned with the milk.
Jah 😂😂🙆🏽♀️
Seeing the mother happy is wholesome, makes my heart explode somehow 🎉
Uhhh…..that’s a dude
@@ledzep9943 ...yeh, dudes can also be yo momma.
Son: ... Never mind its 5 cents...
Dad: OH MY, I got the wrong milk.!
These videos are so funny! I love them! 😂
“Hehehehe… HEYY BUCKO BOYYYY” is how I’d hear most of y’alls fathers ngl.
Omg whenever i opened a song whole listening to the music, it TIMED PERFECTLY
Yeah it is super annoying! Just happens so regularly-
*✨ guess where you wonder where ive bee-✨*
Son:it only 5 dollars
*Disappears*
Son: oh it was just $50
Dad: oh, I-I think I got almond milk.. ill be back in 15 years
Way better than dairy milk. Any of the plant-based milks are.
He came back with the mike 😂😂
mom "let me hang on to it so you don't lose it"
His father came back after he went out to get some milk 12 years ago and never showed up until now. His father loves him a lot.
Thanks for explaining. I watched twice but couldn’t understand the joke.
Read my name..
Me: MOM! I WON THE LOTTERY!!
Mom and Dad: You mean “we”?
*Our Money*
Communism internisfies*
The dad been gone for six years finding milk💀☠️
Good on him for finally beating it, I hear that side quest takes a while to complete .
underrated
I just love these kind of videos. So funny🤣🤗
Bruh 1 like
No one loves you though
shut up
You guys that say nobody loves he 121 People Love he
@@certified9104 why.
Son:it’s a April fools joke dad:oh I good the wrong milk I need almond milk
I love how the mom puts it in her robe when someone comes
The detail of the mum character hiding the ticket 😂
The music fits so perfectly
He finnaly found the never expiring milk!!! 😱😱
The way she puts it in her pocket and looks at the door😂😂
I laughed harder than I should have. Brought a genuine smile to my face 😂
Kid : oh wait its a fake lotery card
*Dad slowly walking out of the door*
Dad : i got to go...
Kid : dad where are you going
Dad : im just gonna grab some milk..
Kid : we got milk dadd
Dad : i will be right back..
Kid: we got millkkkkkkkkkk
He go again to grab candy for his little son, how could he left him 😔
He forgot the smokes
A game of paintball using real guns
Mom:Let me me hold the money for you
His father came back after searching for 15 years to find the best milk but HE JUST CAME FOR THE LOTTERY
Son: "Oh nevermind it's only 15 dollars"
Dad: "Uhm I uhhh got the wrong milk yeah got the wrong milk umm bye" *Leaves the house and never to be seen again*
You literally just copied another comment
@BTS army no
@ayo😳 yes,yes. Inspiration is of course copying somebody's comment and slightly altering it, we're so stupid for not knowing that
"The milk got away" -dad
Me appearing in my class 30 minutes late be like:
Mom: *son let me keep it ;)*
PLS NOT THE CHECKERS LONG LIFE MILK- 😭💀
Dad: "did you forget about me"
Scout: "yeah"
My respect for thanos increases everyday.
My respect for thanos increases everyday.
My respect for thanos increases everyday.
I love how when she looked at the dad, the mom instantly put the lotery ticket in her pocket
First time in the history the dad has come back with milk
Plot twist:by the time he got back the milk was expired. He had to get more
These shorts make my day 😂
🙏😭❤️😂