Two and a Half Men | Charlie Strikes Out With the Soccer Moms
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Charlie (Charlie Sheen) attends Jake's (Angus T. Jones) soccer game (violently hungover) and meets several single moms. In an attempt to snag a date with one of them, Charlie finds himself at the not-so-perfect playdate. (Season 1 Episode 5).
Synopsis: Charlie (Charlie Sheen), a womanizing Malibu bachelor has his life disrupted when his brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and his son move in with him. Alan's best friend and internet billionaire Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), eventually buys Charlie's house in this comedic sitcom about men navigating women, sex, dating, divorce, single parenthood, money, love, and friendship.
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Lets take a moment to appreciate how practical and straight to the point Gloria was :).
Yes, Charlie would have been much happier with that arrangement seeing that his lifestyle is more conducive to that form of relationship. Gloria is a woman who knows what she wants and makes time to fill the emptiness, that's refreshing and positive.
No she really wasn't....... Ernie this Ernie that she couldn't keep her nose out of Ernie's business.... that's why Charlie had nothing special in his mind for her except the usual pump and dump
@@11UncleBooker22 words.... so so many words...
@@11UncleBooker22 Men love to pick up women,we don't want women doing the same to us.
@@11UncleBooker22 no she the typical divorced women who is just looking for her next man who can pay and take care of her child
My uncle passed away almost ten years ago, and he was kinda like Charlie. A womanizer, alcoholic, artistically talented, and the best uncle someone could ask for. I miss him every day of my life. And this vid just reminded me of how much I love him, and how much I miss him.
Charlie Margera🥺
Thats pretty cool
I'M SORRY VERY VERY MUCH.HE WAS A GREAT MAN I SUPOSE.BCS I LIKE CHARLIE AND IF HE WAS LIKE HIM YOU BE GREATFULL.(IF I WRITED RIGHT).UNCLE IS UNCLE💋💋💋💖💖💖💖💖💖
My friends uncles nickname is uncle Charlie. Who of you can tell me why Xd
@@Maximum7077 Awsome
“Please don’t make me talk.”
😂😂 that line gets me every time!
Charlie is 100% one of my friends. “I’m terminally hungover.”
Charlie is more interested in those boys than the mom. Get a new friend.
It's called AIDS
Never mix tequila and bourbon
Back when two and a half men was actually funny
Show died with Charlie’s character
@@JamesRodriguez10783 Exactly
Yes
It was never funny
@@jorgeherrera1074 k. karen
This is what is called gold writing 🥰
I agree. Those writers were geniuses.
Charlie Sheen's such a king it's unbelievable
Charly sheen made this series, Ashton Kutchner ruined it .
It's funny coz in soccer no.9 is the number given to the central striker so it makes it worse that Jake just didn't manage to score for his team at all.
Reminds me of Torres at Chelsea
@@JamesRodriguez10783 Reminds me of every no.9 at Chelsea.😂
If you loose that high the striker usually has the least fault
@@AdityaT03 😆 True.
I just knew a Chelsea reference will definitely come up in this thread
Another chelsea match coming up (Brighton v Chelsea) and all I can see is a draw or even a loss.
This team has become so pathetic, I can't even muster up hope for a win
"I have three kids, I'm divorced and at the peek of my sexuality" hey this show is funny!
2 truths and a lie- delusional hag edition
Yeah. I lost my appetite
She forgot to say she is old and men she wanted no longer want her, they want her 22 year old daughter now.
@@siryoga384I’m 26 and I’d do her. She’s not bad looking
@@siryoga384she’s at the peek of her sexuality. She’s not looking to settle down. She’s looking for men in their 20’s. I approve
“Quality uncle time with Jake” I need to start using that excuse.
This was one of the best episodes of the series. Showing the character’s personalities while being hilarious.
Which episode is it?
Season one episode 2 or 3
It's no wonder kids are messed up, they don't even keep the score at a soccer game?!?
that's 1 sure way to mess kids up.
They predicted the future
Yea 2004 was a wild time
Yeah, we used to get trophies for winning. Today everyone gets one for participating..... Oh tempora, oh mores!
Actually they did that for puppy class at dog shows long before this. Every puppy got a simple “contestant” price.
I'm pretty sure the kids keep score. They can count, after all.
There ain't any TV shows like this now 😕
People are way too sensitive these days lol
Because everyone is watching stuff like this and looking back with Nostalgia
True. Nothing like this
Cancelled my BBC license tax 7 years ago, TV is so yesterday.
True.
would have loved to see more of her on the show, wouldve been a great sidecharacter
She could have been one of the more grounded characters, a rock to keep steady on amidst all the shenanigans and mishaps. But Charlie just doesn't roll like that.
I’m fine with what we got.
@@NPGamer11 Charlies therapist already played that part.
Ou no. Definitely a NO
Charlie can not use Jake to pick up women , but Alan can use Charlies house to live in without paying rent.
That’s correct. The Constitution forbids indentured servitude. Charlie can make Alan pay rent, or he can kick him out. Those are his options.
@@seanodonnell429weather not or you can use the age old practice of using children to pick up a date is not in the constitution.
That what family's for right?
@@leejoelbeasley5005 You haven't tried to take it to SCOTUS.
Charlie could get a dog, but at least he doesn't need to walk his nephew.
When a sitcom was worth watching
90's and 2000's were the best years of tv shows now everything is pg and doesn't have funny jokes anymore
What is pg?
@@tomriddle2257 politically gorregt
@@a.b.6233 Politically Correct*
@@aleksandarvil5718 Did you get my joke?
@@a.b.6233 Gorregt = ?!??
- Charlie we are trying to teach the kids not to keep score..
- Should have thought of that before you taught him to count
Man this show was brilliant, hands down! :D
It’s awesome seeing this in such high def.
Charlie didn't strike out he was just smart especially with the 2 blondes
I miss those days
My too!
You and me both!
Yep
😭 So badddd
I like your original comment !
Best tv Sitcom ever 🤣🤣🤣
Superstore is better
@@khankake9576 for Me NO
Second best, after Seinfeld. 💯
We need more women like Gloria ❤
I think there are more than enough, i'm sure you'll find one. If not someone else certainly will.
There's so many women like Gloria.
My favorite series
The only thing buggering me is that the hungover went over so quickly!
It's "bugging". "Buggering" means something else. 😀
@@DavidSmith-pg1ob Thanks for the correction! English is only a 2nd language to me!
Don't be bugged. Charlie's solution to never having a hungover is to keep drinking. Must imagine he started drinking again once he got home.
That sounds like an infant crying though because 🤣🤣😂😂
Thats what i thought too!
Soccer Moms carry more baggage than a Red Cap.
"Jake is fine he's ten" hahahah
I would've love to see her more
Seasons 1-5 were the best
Without Charlie it's not fun anymore
You should have thought of that before you tell him to count 🤣🤣🤣
If this is "striking out" then I don't even want to think about what term I'd have to use for my own experiences...
It's funny how they make his character irresistable to every single female he meets.
Which in reality isn't truth
One of the best shows!!!
The title should be "soccer moms strike out with Charlie"
has charlie ever not got lucky with a girl, i bet he`s probably even got history with judith.
Oh he hates Judith he he d never nail her. She s a definate no no for him
@@mosebolebitsa2630 maybe not, but your got to admit for a moaning bullbreaker, judiths kind of hot.
I remember one episode where he was starring at her and she was in her bikini😂
Judith was hot ok, and Charlie should love her for the way she made Alan suffer, i know i did.
That's why Judith hates him .. but wants him.
I really like Kate Mclaughlin shes hot
What's your definition of "strikes out"?
I saw one offering him regular hookups, the second one being interested, and the third telling him to ask her on a date.
A more appropriate title would be 'charlie gets his pick of the soccer moms'
Well 3 strikes and youre out, I counted 3 women so in a way it’s kinda right lol
@@scott19087 Not 3 strikes, 3 hits.
He needed a 4th girl in the epsiode to give him a handy so he could hit for the cycle.
Girl in the stands for a single, Kate for a double, handy Sandy for a triple, and the blonde who gave Charlie a 3 hour window to do whatever he wanted to her being the home run.
Definitely the wrong title for this video
Great paraprosdokian one-liners! Love this show 😂
This is the best amongst equals (when Charlie was involved) every line is a 🤣
Love this episode.funny and cool
When he was hung over he sounded just like his dad in apocalypse now.
Your definition of striking out is very different than mine.
2:58 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA NOW THAT IM OLDER I GET THAT JOKE. but... it's not a joke for me no more
Charlie Sheen is the 🐐 of sitcom😂
That soccer mom is the woman who played Natasha the Russian woman in that episode of Seinfeld when George was trying to get that suit that was on sale.😅
Miss this show
At what point did he strike out?
He got hit on by all the women.
He striked out at the end of this episode, he went out with the soccer mom he talked with at the bleachers 2:25 & she didn't want a 1 night stand & wanted a long term commitment
I miss Charlie! 😭😭😭
I love soccer moms... it's my best line.
Go to a kid's soccer game and when a soccer mom asks, "Which one is yours? ", answer, "I don't have any." "I come to games to pick up soccer moms; by chance do you have 30 minutes and a minivan"? You might get rejected 20 times, but who cares? You only need one, yes.
Attrition Tactics. A classic strategy that basically banks on just doing the same thing over and over and expecting the result you want.
obviously the charlie picks the hottest one, but I love to do all 3 of them
I like Alan's Rolex in the jug of water ha ha
The only line i remember in this episode is :all aboard gloria
"It doesn't matter if you win or lose it's how you play the game"
They are not keeping score!?
It's like working without pay.
Welcome to socialism, you just described why it doesnt work. In China it “works” because they have a socialist system with a capitalism economic model.
@@pflaffikI mean, currency-less society is something to strive for.
Too sad that people aren't ready for it yet. We're too individualistic for that.
Great 👍👍👍 show
Audience didn't get that gambling joke HAhhaha
For years now, I've wondered what Ernie picked up.
Saying he struck out implies he was trying. Charlie had no interest in them.
Oh I agree not keeping score is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard 😂
I do agree with Alan. Using a child to get a date with another kids mom is kinda douchy. Granted, it also seems like a fruitless endeavor. He kinda got what he deserved.
Though, somehow this sort of situation has actually been a blessing on Jake.
,, Jake's fine. He's ten. He's got his whole life ahead of him. " It just breaks my heart. 😅
When you look at Angus T. Jones now, he looks like a frozen hippy. 🥸😬
Nailed it. Been there done that. NEVER AGAIN
Can’t be serious with single moms. Their children will always come first ! No what what. Then their baby daddy will be #2
Isn’t that the reason why they have flings?
I want a gloria 😂
"Forget Jake, it's Sherman Oaks".
I promise not to keep score. 😂
having no score, that's where all humanity fell apart
"listening to myself blink."
Thursday I took an edible and could hear, and feel, everything in, on, and around my body. So, I can relate to that. Physical activity helped mitigate the effects, but I was also emotionally vulnerable. Kinda the opposite of what I was expecting.
Giggidy 😂
When Charlie left the show i left too 🥺
All aboard Gloria nice name lol
please dont make me talk. this is your uber driver.
Aaaaaah but i can 🤣
“Please don’t make me talk”
Seasons 1-8 were funny after that it was terrible.
Doesn’t matter if you win or lose what matters is if you beat the spread lol
That’s not charlie Harper that’s Topper Harley
Play for fun? hahahahaha
That soccer mom is gorgeous!!! 😋😋😋😋
Anybody else would have taken that 3 hour window?
Jake´s football team has the shirt of Boca Juniors.
*I remember her from Melrose Place* 💡
what's her name
Gabriel Batistuta would be disappointed in Jake for wearing that #9.
Is that another soccer joke?
She reminded him of his mother 😂😂
The main reason why dating soccer moms is awesome
You’ll never be first priority. It has its drawbacks.
That’s the whole point. It’ll be casual since she’ll be more occupied with her career and her kids. Now if your looking to settle down then yeah but casual dating it’s ideal for the man.
Yes your highness
Well it’s actually the worse.
@@cityhawk Nor should you expect to be. You're a stranger, they had a whole family before you showed up. Don't be entitled.
That time when he threw up on a baby...
Must have been his all time low.
Hilarious!
Ahhhh But I can...... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who is the actress visiting Charlie’s Malibu home? No credits given for guest stars here!😱
Fun fact. Ernie grew up and transitioned into Shauma and Kate changed her name to Michelle.
Dating moms man. It’s defiantly a challange
Why does Chuck Lorre have such an issue with strong, powerful women? He gives off such sub vibes in his writing.
Which season?
what episode and season??😅
Strike out? He didn’t even get up to bat
Uncle Charlie.
Rele miss this show
But i can.