Bonus Fact: They thrived as a wall cleaner for years until electric heating replaced coal heating. There was no need for soot removing wall cleaner after coal heaters got replaced.
Incubus: excuse me, you weren’t by chance attempting to summon an incubus were you? Me: well you’re right I was trying to contact McDonald’s for a delivery but I couldn’t reach them so I tried to summon the employee itself
i looked at the stack of crystal and jars where i practice. on another note, please tell me i wasn’t alone at getting extremely flustered when he said he liked our magick. like that is the best thing, your magick being complimented and preferred
@@wrld4yoshii yeeees, witchy compliments feel so much more personal tbh, hahaha, I don't practise magick that much to be honest, cause I don't feel it's necessary every day, but whenever someone mentions it in a good manner i get all red, hahahah
When an incubus who's everyday life consists of interdenominational travel between magical worlds that feature dragons vampires and even gods says your universe is unrealistic you know something is wrong and I can't help but agree. Nice job as always Salem.
Me: And like Bob Ross said, there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents! My logic: He ment in painting- Me: SHUSHHSUSH Bob Ross speaks life lessons
@@someonefromslytherin2236 The following is a quote from tumblr user dateamonster "original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on” new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all." I'm also pretty sure the term concubine come from a root word meaning to lie with, which would make a conbus a switch
the way the mythology works is that they are indeed gendered, that was just a Tumblr theory someone proposed, but historically incubi were always male and succubi were always female regardless of top vs bottom
Ok... while this is interesting and kinda cute, I’m kinda worried about what the Nature Spirit is doing with the other summoner who crossed the summon...
SKSK I WORRIED ABOUT THAT TOO. when this audio first came out and I was watching it for the first time i had to stop watching it bc i couldn't stop laughing when i heard that.
I'm sure the summoner and spirit had a small laugh at their mistake, struck up a chat together about their garden, and the nature spirit calmly disembarked.
NOT EVEN gonna play around, this makes my witchy heart so happy because I've always wanted to interview monsters and learn abt them!!! also in this situation I would've screamed and thrown sage not sit down like •O•
26:46 is my favourite bit :D I love when people cherish little reactions like that. It's always so fun because it just makes me more blushy to get the attention, which becomes a feedback loop. ^w^
Once again, you have single handedly created a character that is likeable. Also, it was kind of refreshing that our magic did not give the ideal result. Love the video.
I just wanna take a moment to absolutely appreciate the writing and lore of the world here, it's just brilliantly told by how summoning and different worlds work. Also getting a incubus who's flirty and a bit touchy but not lewd is something I will always appreciate. Thank you Salem! ❤
The fact that he described our world as a bad storyline and broke the forth wall, made me laugh a little. Like seriously, how did you know that I was imaging stuff like this? That somewhere in another world/plane, someone is looking at us and what we're going through and is like "Dang! I'm glad I don't live there."
Dude, that “hypnosis” bit at the end hit me in a way ive never been hit by an audio rp before. Genuinely blanked out so hard I had to re-listen to the whole thing again, it was incredible. I don’t think I’ve ever been in a trance like that before
There is probably someone who was trying to summon our incubus friend and ended up with a nature fairy, and they were probably like "wth, I thought I did this right."
'Cuse me, Salem, it's entirely unfair to make someone bust out laughing and shiver in the same audio. Just thought you should know. Beautiful work dear ♥
Me in real life: a beginner witch Also me: accidentally summoned a demon in real life I think thats why i have the same nightmare everyday... 🤔 (btw i was nearly possesed😂)(it was probably a sleep deprivation demon) ANYWAYSS, dont play with energies little kids
Okay that was just rude. Mentioning murder hornets and a pandemic in the same breath woke me up out of a light sleep, snorting with laughter. I am not sleepy at all now. *pouts*
*SCREECHES* OMG ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE LISTENED TO ONE OF YOUR VIDS. (I really should remember to turn on notifs more often lol oops) I’m glad you’re back! Amazing audio as usual homie 🧀❤️
I'm so glad you're posting again I missed hearing your ASMR I enjoy listening to it and listen to it during my break at work today because it makes me happy and I'm able to listen and have a nice soothing break thank you for posting and I hope you're doing well you post more soon I still wish you would use my we're rabbit idea but you don't have to it would be nice so thank you again
Well now I know where to go when I need to calm down, you have a very pretty and relaxing voice! And as someone plagued by anxiety I very much appreciate it, so thank u Also now I’m sleepy
I was half asleep the first time I listened to this and thought I dreamt the “murder hornets in the middle of a pandemic” line 😆 also I fully missed the “demons get yeeted” line by falling asleep the first time through 🙃
Okay but like why is no one talking about how his voice sounds like it’s shifting from right to left like he’s walking around you when you have headphones on 👀
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“that’s the entirely wrong colour candle there..”
alright picky...
I love this comment
Imagine this on a food review: One star. Instructions unclear. Accidentally summoned a incubus.
Customer service was not helpful and just blankly asked me how that was possible.
5 stars: accidentally summoned an incubus
anonymous person
I honestly love this response more.
I love this
Yes... “accidentally” summoning an incubus... didn’t purposely summon one because I was lonely... ha... haha
Me
Hey Ars
They who falls into salems embrace should be given there own asmr acted by salem
I would like the comment if it wasn't at 420 qmq
@@Shonkaku_maruchan you can do now
Me: Follows baking recipe.
Incubus: *Appears*
Also me: I just wanted to bake cookies!
You gotta do the cooking by the book
😂
Me😆😆😆😆
That reminds me of the mike wasoski meme
@@coolchannelnamemaybe You know you can't be lazy
The fact that he’s comparing our plane to a bad book delights me greatly
yea we dont even have coffee shops run by faeries
@@ultra_fern_forest its kinda sad honestly
to be fairy it kinda is if their is a God they don't know what the fuck they are doing
*sad bad book plane inhabitant noices* TT^TT
@@ryannicholls3103 never read anything more true. Like what the hell did that God smoke? O_o
Random fact, play-doh was accidentally made when trying to make wallpaper cleaner.
Bonus Fact: They thrived as a wall cleaner for years until electric heating replaced coal heating. There was no need for soot removing wall cleaner after coal heaters got replaced.
Then it became a tasty, edible molding substance for children to consume then regret later-
Mixed fandoms WH- DWYQSWUWSDW
Bunny asmr why thank you for the fact
Actually, it was very much used as wallpaper cleaner. Then little kids started molding it for Christmas decorations!
"My words don't pass through my brain before they fall out of my mouth"
That makes two of us demon boi
We call these... "Happy little accidents."
It’s ok to have an incubus for a friend ;)
An happy one indeed 😀
Daddy ross 😔✋🏽
Incubus: Yes it's true
There is no such thing as a mistake just happy little accidents
Incubus: excuse me, you weren’t by chance attempting to summon an incubus were you?
Me: well you’re right I was trying to contact McDonald’s for a delivery but I couldn’t reach them so I tried to summon the employee itself
Are you implying that McDonald’s employees are supernatural beings?
Emma Shimeall Not just that, they’re implying that McDonald’s employees are horny supernatural beings
cashew butter
I mean, it is one of those jobs described as soul-sucking.
"Witches do have a knack for overcomplicating magic"
As a witch, I can't argue with that
mood, every single time something seems simple i just MUST add an extra step or two
Not a witch, but that’s kind of how I live my life. It’s less that I add a step and more that I mess things up and have to back pedal to fix it.
me: ‘i’m only going to buy one crystal for my altar today’ also me: *buys 6 different crystals in one sitting*
i looked at the stack of crystal and jars where i practice. on another note, please tell me i wasn’t alone at getting extremely flustered when he said he liked our magick. like that is the best thing, your magick being complimented and preferred
@@wrld4yoshii yeeees, witchy compliments feel so much more personal tbh, hahaha, I don't practise magick that much to be honest, cause I don't feel it's necessary every day, but whenever someone mentions it in a good manner i get all red, hahahah
_oh noooo i summoned an incubus on accidenttttt ooooof guess the only option now is to cuddle or something shootttt_
Yeah... Cuddle...
Mood
im cryING WHY DID I FIND YOU HEEEEEEEEERESJHFBSG
Heh.. yeah.. cuddle.
When an incubus who's everyday life consists of interdenominational travel between magical worlds that feature dragons vampires and even gods says your universe is unrealistic you know something is wrong and I can't help but agree. Nice job as always Salem.
Lord, help me. I never thought I'd hear an incubus say "Yeet".🤣🤣🤣
What time stamp
@@Literallyjustali 15:11 - 15:32
@@_sweetsilence_ thanks
I was trying to summon an art demon to sell my soul to, so that I can draw hands, foreshortened poses, and backgrounds properly.
Lol, right😅😂
Truer words have never been spoken before
YES
Don't forget "the other eye" 😩
@@rigure the other eye is actually something I don’t struggle with to be quite frank.
Only I would ACCIDENTALLY summon something
Me too probably
*haha, ha...* NO, NOT RELATABLE AT ALL * laughs in artist *
I mean, if I was trying to learn Latin...
And failing...
I'm a Christian.
I'd probably go crazy.
My headcannon for this is that we've been trying to summon our water spirit friend again and got an incubus cause both have an affinity for being wet.
Same thankyou but also this is just an amazing comment
@Zach Miller If he gets to drop an innuendo a minute I get to make a bad pun.
Omg haha
Yes definitely
d a m n bro
When he said “yeeted” I started choking on my candy
“Candy”
The Real Xavier yes candy don’t get weird idea
Me: And like Bob Ross said, there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents!
My logic: He ment in painting-
Me: SHUSHHSUSH Bob Ross speaks life lessons
Salem: "This is a wholesome asmr channel"
Also salem: "Accidentally summoning an incubus asmr"
I mean, what in this asmr wasn't wholesome? Maybe a bit more sensual than normal, but still.
@@DarkChaoticGamer the fact that the listener summoned a sex demon
fun fact: Succubi and Inccubi are not gendered, but rather relating to topping (Incubus) or bottoming (Sucubus). a switch would be a concubus.
WAIT WHAT!?!
@@someonefromslytherin2236
The following is a quote from tumblr user dateamonster
"original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men
facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”
new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all."
I'm also pretty sure the term concubine come from a root word meaning to lie with, which would make a conbus a switch
@@eattherich5409 thanks for the info really interesting
@@eattherich5409 Wow.....
the way the mythology works is that they are indeed gendered, that was just a Tumblr theory someone proposed, but historically incubi were always male and succubi were always female regardless of top vs bottom
Honestly, I am stressed to the point where I’d summon a demonic entity for a neck massage. Also, did said infernal entity say *yeeted*?
Yote
Yes
Same though tbh
Ribbit
Oops- darn it i hate when i trip and accidentaly summon an incubis
Well fiddle sticks-
fiddle sticks?
oh ok
Well fiddle sticks this really ruffle my feathers
Me: please just say f*ck!!
oKAY BUT HE SAID WE ARE LIVING IN A BAD BOOK AND AS A MEMBER OF THAT PLANE I CAN CONFIRM IM-
Ok... while this is interesting and kinda cute, I’m kinda worried about what the Nature Spirit is doing with the other summoner who crossed the summon...
SKSK I WORRIED ABOUT THAT TOO.
when this audio first came out and I was watching it for the first time i had to stop watching it bc i couldn't stop laughing when i heard that.
Hahaha it freaked me out a bit too because I was worried that the nature spirit would be stuck in an S&M situation set up for the incubus 😂😂😂
I'm sure the summoner and spirit had a small laugh at their mistake, struck up a chat together about their garden, and the nature spirit calmly disembarked.
him: "how... wonderful perfectly... useless..."
me: uhm... thats sounds like describing me.
Same
3 words to describe yourself, would be the 3 words I'd describe myself.
Me too
“You weren’t by chance attempting to summon a demon were you?”
Me: *Sir this is the MC Donald’s drive thru*
NOT EVEN gonna play around,
this makes my witchy heart so happy because I've always wanted to interview monsters and learn abt them!!! also in this situation I would've screamed and thrown sage not sit down like •O•
26:46 is my favourite bit :D I love when people cherish little reactions like that. It's always so fun because it just makes me more blushy to get the attention, which becomes a feedback loop. ^w^
Him: "What a smart little brain."
Me: *Promised Neverland flashbacks*
I don't get the reference because I haven't seen TPN yet
"Mmmm, no... You didn't seem at all dressed for it."
Wouldn't you be less dressed for it?
Lol right?
Once again, you have single handedly created a character that is likeable. Also, it was kind of refreshing that our magic did not give the ideal result. Love the video.
imagine getting a call from your friend at like 2:00 am and they are like "help i accidently summoned an incubus!"
Which candle was the culprit, Salem? Could it be cinnamon-apple? Cedarwood? LEMON???
Cinnamon apple- they always make me sneeze
L E M O N S
Lemon candles can do no wrong! It has to be the cedarwood.
L E M O N S/L I M E S
@@AureliaIsBored I KNEW IT WAS THE DAMN CEDARWOOD CANDLE!!!
Charlemagne: *accidentally being summoned* "These candles are the wrong colour."
Me, having just spilled soap in a Bed, Bath, and Beyond: "...Fuck."
I just wanna take a moment to absolutely appreciate the writing and lore of the world here, it's just brilliantly told by how summoning and different worlds work.
Also getting a incubus who's flirty and a bit touchy but not lewd is something I will always appreciate. Thank you Salem! ❤
He’s not the only one who loves the sound of his voice 😰
Ey same name!
Linnea Knutsen guess you’re Scandinavian as well hahaha
Linnéa Josefina hehe yes
This man really went and said "yeeted" 💀💀💀
I honestly didn't expect to hear this dude roast our reality but I very much agree
I could totally see that happening. As I’m an absolute dumbass
me: making backed goods for my alter
incubus: hi there
me: stop you almost made drop my croissant 😠😤
Lol 🤣
Is the croissant OK?
Me: listens for three second
Also me: the fu- is this Winney the Pooh when he was going through puberty
No i cant unhear that
Him: Hello.~
Me: Can Charlamae be my CharlaBae?
My Asexual Brain: oh boy not again. Wait, did we spell his name right??? aw geez-
Him: gets summoned*
Also him: *oOh~*
While me thinking: *HOW HE DAMN CHILL BRO-*
Me: Reads title
My face: *Surprised pikachu*
Oh my gosh, I LOVE those super quiet, close whispers toward the end! That was delightfully tingly! 🥰Thank you
The fact that he described our world as a bad storyline and broke the forth wall, made me laugh a little. Like seriously, how did you know that I was imaging stuff like this? That somewhere in another world/plane, someone is looking at us and what we're going through and is like "Dang! I'm glad I don't live there."
>witches
>Young
There goes my immersion.
Gay bear warlock, out.
Dude, that “hypnosis” bit at the end hit me in a way ive never been hit by an audio rp before. Genuinely blanked out so hard I had to re-listen to the whole thing again, it was incredible. I don’t think I’ve ever been in a trance like that before
This incubus he dont want none unless you got buns hun.
*me trying to pronounce the names of Ikea furniture* an incubus; *appears* "oh shit I just wanted a damn nightstand".
LoL
I love how nice these always are it’s so calming
There is probably someone who was trying to summon our incubus friend and ended up with a nature fairy, and they were probably like "wth, I thought I did this right."
'Cuse me, Salem, it's entirely unfair to make someone bust out laughing and shiver in the same audio.
Just thought you should know.
Beautiful work dear ♥
He said....."yeeted" *dies of laughter*
WHEN!?!!
Sorry I don't know when I just noticed it like half way in the video.
@@lampshade750 Oh ok
@@lampshade750 I FOUND IT 15:19
You gotta feel bad for the nature spirit that got summoned to whatever event the incubus was trying to get to....
Omg we need a video of that 😂 i would love to see where that scenario would go
@@lostcheesecake same
Bless there heart
That voice is just creamy honey to the ears, goodness~
I swear, this is one of my favorite asmr videos on the planet.
This incubus really went and said "yeeted" 🤣🤣🤣
First Incubus I ever heard said "yeeted" this is golden
Why does the voice remind me of Pooh and the Cheshire cat
The only good accident in my life 😔✊
Slytemmie yeah cuz im an accident and im no good
What. A. m o o d.
As an Asexual I am immensely uncomfortable, but nevertheless I have decided to continue watching this anyway
Same
Best mistake I've ever made: Now I have a camping buddy! :D
If I can "accidentally" summon an incubus, can I "accidentally" summon Waluigi?
Salem mate, you spoil us! Love your audios keep up the good work!
Me in real life: a beginner witch
Also me: accidentally summoned a demon in real life
I think thats why i have the same nightmare everyday... 🤔 (btw i was nearly possesed😂)(it was probably a sleep deprivation demon)
ANYWAYSS, dont play with energies little kids
Who knew that new best friends could just be one accidental summoning away?
*me who just listening to the hatsune miku dorime cover*
*summoning an incubus*
OH WOOPS MY BAD
Okay that was just rude. Mentioning murder hornets and a pandemic in the same breath woke me up out of a light sleep, snorting with laughter. I am not sleepy at all now. *pouts*
*SCREECHES* OMG ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE LISTENED TO ONE OF YOUR VIDS. (I really should remember to turn on notifs more often lol oops) I’m glad you’re back! Amazing audio as usual homie 🧀❤️
I think after how many times I've listened to this it's no longer an accident that I summoned him lolol
"smart little brain"
*SiR- aRe yOu cALLinG mY bRaiN smAll?! Yes. Yes it is.*
fUCKING “YEETED”-
Him: you weren’t trying to summon an incubus
Me: nah I was trying to summon a Denny’s, sorry
Somehow this is the fault of a very lazy cat.
Yasssss I'm not the only one who thought that
I'm so glad you're posting again I missed hearing your ASMR I enjoy listening to it and listen to it during my break at work today because it makes me happy and I'm able to listen and have a nice soothing break thank you for posting and I hope you're doing well you post more soon I still wish you would use my we're rabbit idea but you don't have to it would be nice so thank you again
I love his posh voice trembles in delight
You know 2020 is bad when a demon says it’s bad
"And he... seems to like the sound of his own voice? 🤔🤔 I hope you do too!!"
Oh yes, I do.....maybe a bit too much.
YEETED! HE SAID YEETED!
Well now I know where to go when I need to calm down, you have a very pretty and relaxing voice! And as someone plagued by anxiety I very much appreciate it, so thank u
Also now I’m sleepy
My first thought when i heard his name was charlemagne was to call him char (sounds like shar), and then he said no nicknames so i am big sad now...
" *Accedently summoned a incubus* "
Me:MOM I think I accedently summoned a demon again
Not at Charlemagne getting offended by getting called CHARLES 😂💀
Damn, I was trying to summon a dragon...
@Christia Quire *Bring me my lawyer- How dare he have us get our hopes up-*
What kind
@@Literallyjustali somewhere in between green with an affinity for maid outfits, and blue eyes, white
Oh nice i was working on the dragon creature from the neverending story
@@Literallyjustali i have no idea what that is, but it sounds like a wondefful idea.
Him: "I'd like to stick around longer"
Me: *sighs* ok like I have an option just let me sleep
Alex (friend): MAYA GET THE SAGE!
Me: Goddamnit
Me trying to listen to this audio at 1am:
Tired brain: xue🥶hua🧚♀piao😻piao🗿bei👺feng🤩xiao😼xiao👣
I was half asleep the first time I listened to this and thought I dreamt the “murder hornets in the middle of a pandemic” line 😆 also I fully missed the “demons get yeeted” line by falling asleep the first time through 🙃
This audio lives in my head rent free
The first thing I thought of when I found this was Asmodeus from Obey Me
15:24 that's where the Incubus says *"YEETED"* btw
The voice is getting me all riled up, like- YEEEES! ✋🏽😫😫😫
Edit: can I just get a amen?
Amen sis 😌🤚🏾
How tf is your voice so airy and beautiful???
*sobs in murder hornet plane*
Okay but like why is no one talking about how his voice sounds like it’s shifting from right to left like he’s walking around you when you have headphones on 👀
I did not notice that untill you pointed it out
I've never been to LAX, I have never been that far west. Yay, fly over country!
Introduced murder hornet in the middle of a pandemic? Pandemic? Will we get murder hornets???? OMAGOSH! That might be.... murderous?
Salem posted a video
Here I am, signed, sealed, delivered
We NEED a part 2
me: rewinds for the fifth time because I've been looking at the comments
me: *tunes back in*
him: perfectly useless
me: accurate
"there are NO accidents"
A thirty minute video uh, bold of you to assume i wont fall asleep after 10 minutes of your voice, Salem
Edit: "yeeted" made me snort thanks