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Best deadpan I've heard in a very long time. Great set! Also, anxiety is just fear of the unknown that escalates to catastrophism. Learning about our fears, understanding our circumstances, and finding possible solutions and contigencies is how we defeat each axiety attack before it snowballs out of control. Eventually, the new methodology eliminates anxiety altogether, leaving only confidence and knowledge for all new situations. #NewMantras
I saw the DONT tell set when it came out and emailed it to a friend. Glad I caught this one and got to hear the jokes I missed from that one, and I still laughed again at all the jokes I already knew! Great comic
Fwiw, I use that hack when traveling. When I start getting anxious in the airport, I say, "what an adventure this will be!" it kind of helps, sometimes. Obviously doesn't work for moles, though. 😀
One time when I was rollerblading at the Mormon church parking lot, I had to poop and I went into a porta potty and there wasn't any TP so I had to use a sock, so I can relate
Ciao Emilia! What great delivery of a great set content. Oh, by the way, I like you too! Very much so, and when the soon to be ex-boy friend meets his moto-fate, please know that I will be waiting with a tri-cycle for you. Why? Because I don't want to be another ex-cyclist like him. Seriously, I love you girl. Your comedy is refreshing and the punchlines so ...unexpected. Way to go, my love.
I liked your set. Total deadpan energy. Made me feel like maybe I could do stand up if I could write good bits like you. Not much of an energetic guy, so it’s good to see flat delivery can work
She's great but the audience is too drunk and it's annoying. Some people have to laugh at every...single... statement. Probably first time at a comedy club for them.
I'm not trying to be rude... or anything... and maybe I'm too honest but... why are you not dating women? Could you just like check and make sure that you're not attracted to women? Because I feel like it would really work out for you. (#MessageFromRecruitment)
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Excellent. Very well done! Wishing the best
First joke in, already getting kicked out of the library.😅😅😅
New favorite comedian, killer text, killer delivery.
Awesome set and killer delivery!
I love her deadpan delivery. It has been a while since I really enjoyed watching a new comedian. Thanks Emily!
Best deadpan I've heard in a very long time. Great set!
Also, anxiety is just fear of the unknown that escalates to catastrophism. Learning about our fears, understanding our circumstances, and finding possible solutions and contigencies is how we defeat each axiety attack before it snowballs out of control. Eventually, the new methodology eliminates anxiety altogether, leaving only confidence and knowledge for all new situations.
#NewMantras
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Great material and great delivery. Lots of misdirection, deflection, and misdirection. Absolutely love it.
So funny! Love her delivery and timing.
Brilliant I love it
Wicked sharp writing. This is what stand up comedy ought to be. Not the cop out “crowd work” BS. My compliments Ms. Catalano!
Lot's of great material. My new favorite comic.
Emily you are Brilliant thanks for sharing your gifts 😂 xolove
The jokes are great,but...
.delivery is brilliant !
Great set girl! You're awesome
Great delivery, and brilliant material. Keep up the great work!
Just watched your "Does size matter" skit and I knew I had to subscribe! 🎉
We loved watching your show, Emily! So entertaining and funny❤
Wonderfully brilliant
All of this. So funny !
wow ! awesome. First skit and I'm falling in love with this type of humor. I hope you'll come in France !
That game joke was quite devious, loved it!
I saw the DONT tell set when it came out and emailed it to a friend. Glad I caught this one and got to hear the jokes I missed from that one, and I still laughed again at all the jokes I already knew! Great comic
Lol, she's BRILLIANT!!!
Great delivery! 🔥
lol she's awesome.
absolutely brilliant
the Red Sox joke made me spit out my beer
Incredible
Lol😂🎉 So bummed never saw you till now! My online agorithym is stupid.
Hilarious well done
Fascinating episode… seems to offer quite some important things which would be good to remember and inform.
YOU ARE BRILLIANT!!
Fwiw, I use that hack when traveling. When I start getting anxious in the airport, I say, "what an adventure this will be!" it kind of helps, sometimes. Obviously doesn't work for moles, though. 😀
Very good set. Can't wait to see a full hour.
A new top fav! ❤ from Iowa
Good set!
Thanks!
You’re fantastic 😂
Brilliant. Thank you for making my day Emily. New fan...
One time when I was rollerblading at the Mormon church parking lot, I had to poop and I went into a porta potty and there wasn't any TP so I had to use a sock, so I can relate
Ciao Emilia! What great delivery of a great set content. Oh, by the way, I like you too! Very much so, and when the soon to be ex-boy friend meets his moto-fate, please know that I will be waiting with a tri-cycle for you. Why? Because I don't want to be another ex-cyclist like him. Seriously, I love you girl. Your comedy is refreshing and the punchlines so ...unexpected. Way to go, my love.
Emily... My heart. The hurricane Katrina joke
So good, so dry, love it.
Subscribed after the first joke
The set up and delivery on the Red Sox joke brilliant.
Top notch content and delivery ❤
Well done!
Brilliant stuff ❤
K*LLED! That sock bit had me on the floor 😂
I'd watch the hell out of "Mr. President"!
Fellas, me too. 😂😂😂
AMAZING 🇺🇸👍
that actually works about the anxiety thing.... whenever you feel anxious, you can be like "this feels good" and it goes away instantly lol
deadpan humor. love it
Funny as hell!
She’s so funny!
Mr President got me.
Very funny! 😂😂
Très drôle, j'adore 😊
So funny. Like her father, almost killed me.
AWESOME!!!!❤
That's a solid ~10.
The "Mr President" joke aged like fine wine
Just saw you at Hot Tub tonight! Very funny!
Subscribed
My mom is religious, my dad is whipped. Exactly.
Fresh takes on relationship jokes.
❤❤❤❤❤
November 6th, 2024... The "Mr. President" punchline is hitting extra hard today....
Red Sox 🤣🤣
1st time viewer, brand new fan.
I liked your set. Total deadpan energy. Made me feel like maybe I could do stand up if I could write good bits like you. Not much of an energetic guy, so it’s good to see flat delivery can work
so good. my dad left me. still funny.
Lmao😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao 💕
Funny gal
😂😂😂😂
Oops 😂
😮😅😂
great set. ladies take note. when you do stand up you have to actually write some jokes.
Nice save after almost ending your set with a dad joke?
She's great but the audience is too drunk and it's annoying. Some people have to laugh at every...single... statement. Probably first time at a comedy club for them.
Pretty funny for a girl.
I'm not trying to be rude... or anything... and maybe I'm too honest but... why are you not dating women? Could you just like check and make sure that you're not attracted to women? Because I feel like it would really work out for you. (#MessageFromRecruitment)