If Trump truly cared about our millitary, why not take those millions of dollars that it would cost for his millitary parade and donate it to our homeless vets?
When I get to work tomorrow I'm going to ask my employer if my wages are going WAY up and my taxes WAY down. Pretty sure what he's going to tell me. That's #2000 and how many lies now?
Wait... His lawyers are saying he shouldn't talk to the FBI because he is such a liar????!! His own lawyers?!?! How are people still trusting him and going to his rallies??
Richard Braakman Ah yes, the most cunning of plans: 1) Set up a wax dummy 2) Turn on the tape recorder 3) Tell Trump he's not allowed to talk 4) Leave the room 5) Get a cup of coffee 6) ???? 7) TREASON! In all seriousness, I think that would actually work, except Muller wouldn't even have time to leave the room before step 7 would hit.
Trumpsters don't care what Trump does. Trumps not expected to be Presidential or even honest. They lie the rest of us just want results. The difference being that Trumpsters all seem to be a bit on the mentally retarded side. Its like all of Americas idiots all wound up on the same site supporting the same scum bag.
Jan N, there is one, it's called Mueller Investigations! Investigations take time, but in the end they find the truth. Watergate took over 2 years but the truth came out!
@@bluevictory1010 I hope this doesn't take 2 years. If it does, we may be seeing this asshole in office for longer than he should be. I have confidence in Mueller, but I do wish I could put the fire under him. I just have to sit patient.
mdudegamer... No Man, don't you watch the TV Evangelists!?!? It's a sign of the end of The World - the fictional world Trump lives in his head that he imposes on to everyone around him.
my god, those poor simpletons behind trump, most of them don't know what on earth is he prattling on about, just peering around nervously not to miss the blinking applaude signs :P
I noticed that as well. These are his "base" as 45 always says. There aren't any scientists among them me thinks. Probably not even many college types either. It's terrifying because this is how religions and regimes begin - some guy with a little charisma spouting trash to unwashed masses who feel oppressed. Suddenly on the horizon is a force to be dealt with. A rag tag bunch of nut jobs with a leader of the same mentality. If just for ONE damned day every person could actually think for themselves it'd be awesome.
He enjoyed watching the Bastille day parade and now wants his own. Sounds good to me! Here's how it works ... First you round up the ruler and all the ruler's supporters, then you chop their heads off in a guillotine, then you have your parade to commemorate it.
"You might think you're Dick Tracy, but you're only half right." .....priceless..... Who told him that Democrats don't care about safety? Every initiative that promotes safety began with Democrats. Things are really out of hand. Never believe a liar.
Peter Edwards "I uhh wont tell the truth. Actually know what I will tell the truth. I tell the best truths, the greatest truths, better truths than Obama. Obama's truths hurt America so much, in fact his truths are proof of secret society."
...Always Abstain Absolutes... Liars can sometimes ramble, stutter and repeat as their tell. That is not always the case--and more often than not somebody rambling, stuttering and repeating is just somebody under pressure, feeling anxiety and what not (which can be caused by many reasons other than not telling the truth). More often than not, you can tell a lie by it being a really smooth statement that is the most utmost believable thing you've ever heard. Point to how much doubt you feel in hearing something... if you have no doubt about it--it is prolly a lie. If you have doubts... explore those to determine their accuracies.
I'm also a member of a secret society. We meet every week under the command of a "dungeon master." We take on the role of fictitious characters we make up. We go on quests to gather ancient artifacts. And we perform dark rituals by throwing dice and cast magic spells.
Speaking of pizza rat, I saw a squirrel on my university campus chewing on a pizza crust from the ground and running around with it in its mouth. It was adorable.
18 wheeler trucks are limited to 40 tons for a reason. How much damage would a single 70-ton tank do to a city street? A lot. How much would a whole company of American 70-ton tanks do to the city streets of Washington? A whole lot more.
You say that like there's going to be money left to maintain the roads without the tanks ripping it up. Some people don't seem to understand what taxes pay for, and that the road faeries do all the work. ...I- ok, I just pictured a bunch of faeries in hi-vis gear and hard hats, that mental image will forever make me giggle. XD Where was I? Oh, right. Watergate is going to look like a school play enactment of 'A Few Good Men' in comparison to when this Russia Collusion thing finally plays out. Give it a few more months, it took like two years for Watergate to come to a head, after all.
Military and military families put up with long hours and periods of time apart because they are training or doing something that somebody thinks matters... This parade shiz just means less time for training and families for NO REASON
You used a map portraying Ukraine as part of Russia. I think that due to the circumstances of the past few years, a correction would be appreciated. Great show!
Scary? I thought they just look bored. Notice how no one in his audience seemed to be jumping on board with his "great sleuth" bit - maybe because he was so oblique about what the hell he was even talking about.
Yes, people like you are proof this propaganda is working. The Democratic Party is comprised of some the most soft headed, gullible children on the planet.
Joshua Eckhardt even though Trump was the one using propaganda with... "we caught them yeah we got them good we really got them good!" That was propaganda it was complete bullshit that memos no secret society no nothing if that's not propaganda I don't know what is!
Gerardo --- Not racist at all. People with Down's Syndrome tend to have certain physical characteristics in common. Disclaimer: Sorry if I seemed to be ridiculing people with Down's Syndrome - wasnt my intention. I was just hassling Drumpf supporters and sticking up for Gerardo (the term racist is overused a lot these days ).
Hello Late night with Seth Meyers, I know that this might not reach people who work on actual show, but still i'd like to point one thing that really concerns me. In the show when Seth talks about Russia investigation with a picture of trump and map of Russia on the background I can clearly see that Ukraine shown there as a part of Russian territory. As a Ukrainian I find this offensive. So if this reaches somebody who responsible for making graphics for show, PLEASE correct the image and exclude the Ukraine from that map. Thank you for your time, other then that I don't have any complains, love this show. Have a nice day!
I dunno... how many pages without pictures do you think it took him before he got suspicious he was actually reading? I'd usually assume he'd see no pictures on the first page, and realised it was one of them "no pictures books"... but lately, I've been having issues believing he'd have been that astute and would have gotten a couple chapters in before cluing in no pictures were going to show up.
Joshua Price I bet he learned it from Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego- that old children’s computer game from the 80’s. I can picture it, “Shut up children, I’m sleuthing. No it’s MY turn!!”
He actually knows the word sleuth because when looking at a picture trying to find Waldo he finally found it when he was 57 years old, and then one of his staff called him the greatest sleuth in history.
It is his biggest redeeming trait. He’s so much less dangerous because he thinks doing anything will drain his battery. In cases you didn’t know he thinks exercise will kill you because people only have a finite supply of energy from birth, or something stupid like that. :D
not for nothing, but who are those people behind him when he's claiming that they caught them? I'm talking about with the black hats, the double chins, the goofy-looking expressions
After Trump can we start taking care of our homeless and middle class and veterans maybe start universally loving one another Building Bridges and not walls dealing with one another more kindly and giving people an honest day's pay for an honest day's work what would be so wrong with that and why haven't we been doing it......please explane
Fractured Hearts Don't you know the phrase? I apologise for that. It is a commonly used phrase in the English language when two people agree on something and as I would've gone with "great sloth" too that is why I said it. Are you following? 😉👍
Late Night - just as a heads up, your map of Russia also includes Ukraine. Have seen this on a few other videos. May wanna fix that given the current politics...
Johnny dotson: I will defend both Ford and Carter. Ford: Can you remember anything serious that happened under Ford other than the pardon of Nixon? The nation was massively divided, the US dollar was heading towards hyperinflation, and Nixon had just admitted defeat in Vietnam and created a system of wage and price controls. Given this, the fact that no major bad thing left over from Nixon came to pass suggests that Ford must have done something right. Ford tried the "sell harder" speech to try to get businesses to push more products into the market place. This shows that he knew what the inflation problem was and was trying to solve it without making a serious recession. Carter: When Carter took office, there was an extremely grim choice to make. Nixon's wage and price controls had done nothing to stop the inflation and had created serious distortions in the market. Ford's sell harder hadn't done much. The only way to save the dollar was to take interest rates sky high and do other things to suck up the money supply. The dollar was taken out of its power dive and we all got a good laugh at the killer rabbit. By about 1979 the accumulation of savings was starting to make the funds available for an economic expansion. The worst was over in about 3 years.
Having an open day at the local armory/dockyard/air base so the kids can come by and climb on a big green truck etc? Great idea. Tying up DC - I mean making an almighty mess of traffic - for the sake of a Communist style spectacle? Trump idea.
troop's hate being forced into parade; they did basic-training, un-like trump's teen bone spur genetic of 5 draft-dodges. TRUMP-TROOP-RAPE, AS THEY CANNOT DENY ORDER OF #TRUMPUTIN -- TO PARADE FOR HIM. perverse power... #IMPEACHNOW
It's the age old saying "birds of a feather stick together". It's beyond disturbing that Trump hasn't been put in front of a jury for his disgusting behaviour yet!
Steve Dousey what a jerk! "There are a lot of people at the Pentagon that would like to show off their equipment" ......and personal can't forget the men woman of the armed forces!
🎶 Three White People On A Couch, It’s Fox & Friends 🎶 Brian Kilmeade might be detracting 😱 “a part of my brain is telling me all of this is wrong” Cartoon President
6:50. ...the rank and file are usually much more primitive than we imagine. Propaganda must therefore always be essentially simple and repetitious. Joseph Goebbels
Dear Tadicullegion78: Hi, the GOP is the same party that cooked up the infamous Comet Ping Pong Pizza Parlor scandal in which Hillary Clinton was revealed as the mastermind behind a systematic assault on the nation's children at that very location!!!!! Who knew extra cheese, extra pepperoni could be so vile and dangerous, not to mention unChristian!!!! A Republican gentleman even went so far as to show up to this pizza parlor with a gun in order to set things right! This country may have lost its marbles, but I have high hopes for the future. Worry not, my good friend, and Bugs Bunny fan, Tadicuslegion78! Have a delightful day.
The FBI is in an old cartoon. Melania is in a romantic dramedy. Rex Tillerson is in an angsty spy film. And Trump is in one of those America's funniest home video shows.
Adolf Hitler. Lenin & Stalin. Mao Zedong. Kim Jong Un. Donald Trump. Yeah, Trump just doesn’t sound intimidating enough to be a strong dictator. He’ll just have to settle for being a wannabe.
DasVogelgriep Lenin and Stalin were both important dictators in the creation of soviet Russia. I should have put Lenin and Stalin, but it hadn’t occurred to me people that some people are too stupid to remember that.
I don't think we've ever seen a Presidential staff with this much turnover. Seems like most of the "most qualified" staff members have either been fired or resigned, and Trump has only been in office for a little over a year. It is absolutely not a sign of a stable and competent administration if you fire and hire staff at a rate similar to that of supermarket checkout cashiers.
If Trump truly cared about our millitary, why not take those millions of dollars that it would cost for his millitary parade and donate it to our homeless vets?
aprilwearsgucci (whispering) we don't talk logic and common sense with trump...
aprilwearsgucci are you crazy? Obviously Money is better spent on his weekly vacations.
aprilwearsgucci That would require Trump to actually someone else's well-being into consideration, his brain doesn't work that way.
Trump doesn't care about the soldiers, he cares about displays of dominance.
Trump is the most awesome chickenhawk of all time.
When I get to work tomorrow I'm going to ask my employer if my wages are going WAY up and my taxes WAY down. Pretty sure what he's going to tell me. That's #2000 and how many lies now?
You show Eric, but there's no "Father Nooooooooo". I want my money back.
What money? You're viewing this for free XDDD
Wait... His lawyers are saying he shouldn't talk to the FBI because he is such a liar????!! His own lawyers?!?! How are people still trusting him and going to his rallies??
They're calling it a "perjury trap". You know, Mueller is going to trick him with devious strategies like "asking questions" and "letting him talk".
Richard Braakman
Ah yes, the most cunning of plans:
1) Set up a wax dummy
2) Turn on the tape recorder
3) Tell Trump he's not allowed to talk
4) Leave the room
5) Get a cup of coffee
6) ????
7) TREASON!
In all seriousness, I think that would actually work, except Muller wouldn't even have time to leave the room before step 7 would hit.
I still like " Follow the Money"
Trumpsters don't care what Trump does. Trumps not expected to be Presidential or even honest. They lie the rest of us just want results. The difference being that Trumpsters all seem to be a bit on the mentally retarded side. Its like all of Americas idiots all wound up on the same site supporting the same scum bag.
You think people have to conspire to make Trump look bad? Really? Do you speak Russian?
God, if only there was a secret society plotting to get us out of this mess!!
Jan N, there is one, it's called Mueller Investigations! Investigations take time, but in the end they find the truth. Watergate took over 2 years but the truth came out!
We need the Avengers.
Go to sleep Jellyfishes.
*ONLY IF TRUMP GETS ASSASSINATED BEFORE THE NEXT TERM!!*
@@bluevictory1010 I hope this doesn't take 2 years. If it does, we may be seeing this asshole in office for longer than he should be. I have confidence in Mueller, but I do wish I could put the fire under him. I just have to sit patient.
Fox news not supporting one of Trump's ideas, it's a miracle!
mdudegamer more than a miracle 😂😂😂
Give it a week, they’ll find a reason
Its.... Its.... ITS A TRAP!
Fucker Carlson was supporting it tonight, talking about the hysteria of the people who are against it.
mdudegamer... No Man, don't you watch the TV Evangelists!?!? It's a sign of the end of The World - the fictional world Trump lives in his head that he imposes on to everyone around him.
Shutdown is a fun word to spit out like that, that's all it is. Menacing, ominous, fun fun fun for the Child Pres.
"Democrats don't support the military - so we Republicans should cut off their pay."
Stock market dropped again. Just to be clear, we’re blaming it on Obama, right?
CN What I'm Saiyan? No. We’re blaming it on Hillary’s emails somehow.
TYT today had "Market up: Heil Trump,Market down:Thanks Obama !
Three people and organizations to blame:- Obama, Hilary and Democrats. I guess am inluded in the Democtrsts part.
He's not taking credit for the stock market now! He only claims the increase in the market. I'm sure he'll blame mueller somehow
Pretty sure it's due to the dreamers.... aaand possibly avocado toast.
Trump is making Nixon look like a choir boy.
There is\was no comparison!
*Trump is much too stupid and arrogantly dumb!!!!*
my god, those poor simpletons behind trump, most of them don't know what on earth is he prattling on about, just peering around nervously not to miss the blinking applaude signs :P
I noticed that as well. These are his "base" as 45 always says. There aren't any scientists among them me thinks. Probably not even many college types either. It's terrifying because this is how religions and regimes begin - some guy with a little charisma spouting trash to unwashed masses who feel oppressed. Suddenly on the horizon is a force to be dealt with. A rag tag bunch of nut jobs with a leader of the same mentality. If just for ONE damned day every person could actually think for themselves it'd be awesome.
I think the missed the lesson on what charisma is.
@@donnavorce8856 that would happen it they take away your guns. Don't let it happen or usa will be fucked.
Seth is so in his own element on this show. It has been great watching him grow over the years. You rock dude!
Trump seems to think a gov't shutdown means he gets to take another vacation.
silvsilvsilv OMG that's exactly what I thought!!
A vacation from watching TV and playing golf?
LardGreystoke Don't forget about burgers.
I'm in full support of the military marching through Washington. As long as it ends in a coup that puts a sane government back in charge of the US.
Captain Snark stfu before ppl use this comment to paint their narrative.
He enjoyed watching the Bastille day parade and now wants his own. Sounds good to me!
Here's how it works ... First you round up the ruler and all the ruler's supporters, then you chop their heads off in a guillotine, then you have your parade to commemorate it.
Trump sounds like a guy at the bar who is just drunk enough that he seems just on the edge of falling asleep mid sentence
we should be so lucky. I would prefer that to listening to the steady stream of worst-ever-everything coming out of his pie hole
"You might think you're Dick Tracy, but you're only half right." .....priceless.....
Who told him that Democrats don't care about safety? Every initiative that promotes safety began with Democrats.
Things are really out of hand. Never believe a liar.
Somebody Trump hates needs to double-dog-dare him to talk under oath to Mueller
Peter Edwards "I uhh wont tell the truth. Actually know what I will tell the truth. I tell the best truths, the greatest truths, better truths than Obama. Obama's truths hurt America so much, in fact his truths are proof of secret society."
At 6:34 and 7:16 "Unrelated but still related". Hahaha
Liars always ramble, stutter and repeat
Sara Wilkes What about actual stuttering issue from abuse or such...
*Unknown Atlas* That's why she said LIARS always ramble and stutter. NOT everyone who stutters and rambles is a liar
No, only the bad liars
...Always Abstain Absolutes...
Liars can sometimes ramble, stutter and repeat as their tell. That is not always the case--and more often than not somebody rambling, stuttering and repeating is just somebody under pressure, feeling anxiety and what not (which can be caused by many reasons other than not telling the truth).
More often than not, you can tell a lie by it being a really smooth statement that is the most utmost believable thing you've ever heard. Point to how much doubt you feel in hearing something... if you have no doubt about it--it is prolly a lie. If you have doubts... explore those to determine their accuracies.
Like Obama?
I 100% do not understand what is happening in the states anymore. -confused but apologetic Canadian
We're currently living in the 'Mirror Universe' timeline.
-A Star Trek fan
...Or did Ba'al mess with the damn Stargate again?
Chelsea Slade kikikkyhtreewq
Why in the picture behind trump that says Russia is Ukraine also in it?
I'd rather listen to Nancy Pelosi talk for 2 years than listen to Trump for 5 minutes.
Willim J Clinton Hahaha. This is the weakest attempt at insult comedy I've seen in months.
Wyatt Corbin yeah me too, and i really don't like Pelosi.
Wyatt Corbin But at least she can make whole sentences.
Thanks to Seth and the Late Night writers...the laugh is really needed.
I'm also a member of a secret society. We meet every week under the command of a "dungeon master." We take on the role of fictitious characters we make up. We go on quests to gather ancient artifacts. And we perform dark rituals by throwing dice and cast magic spells.
KingOfMadCows stay out of the utility tunnels in Michigan!!
I too, am an exceptionally powerful member of this society. I am a great and powerful warrior, bound by duty and honor to defend the innocent.
ER, can I re-roll my character?
Is that you MannShorts???
you are aware that Most of Trumps evangelical base will take this as a serious threat, such sarcasm is lost on the culturally isolated.
Check it out the crowd behind Trump at 1:49 LoL
Isn’t every week disturbing?
Speaking of pizza rat, I saw a squirrel on my university campus chewing on a pizza crust from the ground and running around with it in its mouth. It was adorable.
What else did you seee?! Oh wise one!!
Amazing and detailed coverage, thanks as always!
Imagine President Obama during 1% of the things that Trump and his administration has been accused of.
No, Obama would have had himself fed to rabid raccoons before he let himself behave so badly. Obama has self respect, dignity, and a sense of honor.
Obama is a gentleman ,Trump is wild wolf.
According to Fox News, he did.
8 years ago the GOP was worried about Obama's tan suit and Dijon mustard.
J Clevy I REMEMBER THE DIJON MUSTARD THING AND I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY FUCKING DAY
"Your pay check is going way up." - like by $1.50 a week.
18 wheeler trucks are limited to 40 tons for a reason. How much damage would a single 70-ton tank do to a city street? A lot. How much would a whole company of American 70-ton tanks do to the city streets of Washington? A whole lot more.
You say that like there's going to be money left to maintain the roads without the tanks ripping it up.
Some people don't seem to understand what taxes pay for, and that the road faeries do all the work.
...I- ok, I just pictured a bunch of faeries in hi-vis gear and hard hats, that mental image will forever make me giggle. XD
Where was I? Oh, right. Watergate is going to look like a school play enactment of 'A Few Good Men' in comparison to when this Russia Collusion thing finally plays out. Give it a few more months, it took like two years for Watergate to come to a head, after all.
Military and military families put up with long hours and periods of time apart because they are training or doing something that somebody thinks matters... This parade shiz just means less time for training and families for NO REASON
It's tax payer dollars, so Trump doesn't care.
1:49 Why do all those people look *exactly* like how you'd imagine a Trump supporter to look? Uncanny.
silvsilvsilv Well, Trump is only supported by hillbilly so thats how i allways them to look like.
Conspiracy theorists, neo-nazis and just every-day stupid
The chin on that one dude!
Willim J Clinton You mean "diverse and inclusive" as opposed to the Republicans "white and male?"
Gay and Trans people aren't sexually confused, you are confused about sexuality different to your own.
Somebody please wake up America from this bad dream. Somebody, anybody, just anyone please.
The people can do it themselves in the November elections.
Willim J Clinton No drama queen just singing a song....
😂
A lot of these congressmen need to be voted out for competent people.
"You are only half right", LOL
Actually. I have nothing to say. Accept in my opinion Trump is a disgrace and great at imbarassing himself. Too dumb to even know it 😔
President Chump
Izzy SoDope President Dump is more like it, but I agree nonetheless
Resident Hump?
Probably won't get the nookie.
Wyatt Corbin....But my monies on tRump telling one and all that he did...bigly....
The greatest President of our lifetime.
A man's greatest can me measured by the strength of his enemies.
Trump and his threat of a shutdown is like a 5-year old throwing a temper tantrum by holding his breath.
Julian B - oh if only Trump would do that.
...But how would we know if his face was turning different colors under all that orange?
His erectile distinctions are indeed not to be taken as a joke
Of all the late night hosts' impersonation of Trump, Seth's is my favorite. 🤣
FADTHER NO!!!!
Eckhart of the Cygnus Knights The President Show>Baldwin>Trevor Noah>Seth>Colbert>J.Fallon>Our Cartoon President in that order me!
Well said! I can't decide between him or Colbert though. Haha
yea his is pretty good, but so is colbert's and noah's
I prefer Trever's myself. It's not as spot on as Seth's, but it's perfectly exaggerated.
7:13 - 7:30 poor Eric, he can't catch a break 😂
You used a map portraying Ukraine as part of Russia. I think that due to the circumstances of the past few years, a correction would be appreciated. Great show!
Scary looking group behind Drumpf during his "great sleuth" speech.
Scary? I thought they just look bored. Notice how no one in his audience seemed to be jumping on board with his "great sleuth" bit - maybe because he was so oblique about what the hell he was even talking about.
And he was chewing like a cow while the speech was going on! LOL
Scary, because they all look like they will vote for him again given a chance.
At least it's noticeable how much his support is tapering off. His rallies are lackluster now.
omg you called him Drumph! how will he ever recover???
Draftdodger 'Cadet Bone Spurs'.
Give me a thumbs up if we like
A Closer Look....
Seth and the Team on fire again !!!
alexphotoman Thumps??
Chris Green thanks Chris I was Google voice typing!
Altuis Sangio don't do it for me, do it for Seth and the Team.....please....
I will be your best friend!
Yes, people like you are proof this propaganda is working. The Democratic Party is comprised of some the most soft headed, gullible children on the planet.
Joshua Eckhardt even though Trump was the one using propaganda with... "we caught them yeah we got them good we really got them good!" That was propaganda it was complete bullshit that memos no secret society no nothing if that's not propaganda I don't know what is!
Brilliant monologue
A song is in a gift
ukr.media/335050/
I wonder if his hair is trying to escape impeachment?
Looked like the back end of a turkey going up the steps to Hairforce One.
The art of the deal - shut it down!
heredownunder and if shutdown doesn’t work; bankruptcy-down the road! Art of scam
He shut down six businesses and two marriages - so far.
heredownunder - The art of the Steal.
Hello to all scrolling down the comments section while watching this video.....
TRUMP=BIGGLY SAD 😫
Trump sad. Trump want big parade. Trump want.
TheKaiTetley Lol yeah he like big baby man!!!
Hello 😁
I=AGREE
alexphotoman I would have written = biggly sad
Ian G great suggestion I will change it especially for you! 👍
"Shutdown" is code for Twitter break.
The people behind him had blank faces they are still waiting to find out what?
They all looked very unhealthy
I found the russian bot
Lesley Allinson
That they are conned morons
The military parade is a waste of time and money.
Jesus Jimenez Hernandez Is that what you think about the Blue Angels ?
Jesus Jimenez Hernandez Thank you Jesus.
This cocaine addicted spree killing mafioso is right!
Leopoldo Chatz Mata -
The Blue Angels aren't just for show. They actually train pilots on combat maneuvers. Just an FYI.
Greg Vetter Thnx I didn't know that. But they also stir up the economy of the places where they perform.
Trump's sing song voice at the beginning makes him sound like a creepy serial killer from a tv show.
2:03 Trump supporters look exactly as I imagine them to look like... Is that racist??
Gerardo Delgado No they're the master race remember
Gerardo --- Not racist at all. People with Down's Syndrome tend to have certain physical characteristics in common.
Disclaimer: Sorry if I seemed to be ridiculing people with Down's Syndrome - wasnt my intention.
I was just hassling Drumpf supporters and sticking up for Gerardo (the term racist is overused a lot these days ).
drew, you are trash. Your comment is way out of line.
Drew Lovelyhell So apparently someone whose political views don’t align with yours *must* be mentally handicapped? Doesn’t that seem a little unfair?
Gerardo Delgado lol..it's that mindless gaze of theirs.
Great job
4 yr old's can communicate better than him.
Hello Late night with Seth Meyers, I know that this might not reach people who work on actual show, but still i'd like to point one thing that really concerns me. In the show when Seth talks about Russia investigation with a picture of trump and map of Russia on the background I can clearly see that Ukraine shown there as a part of Russian territory. As a Ukrainian I find this offensive. So if this reaches somebody who responsible for making graphics for show, PLEASE correct the image and exclude the Ukraine from that map.
Thank you for your time, other then that I don't have any complains, love this show.
Have a nice day!
Who's betting that Trump only knows the word "sleuth" because he briefly picked up a Miss Marple novel thinking it was the name of a porn star.
I dunno... how many pages without pictures do you think it took him before he got suspicious he was actually reading?
I'd usually assume he'd see no pictures on the first page, and realised it was one of them "no pictures books"... but lately, I've been having issues believing he'd have been that astute and would have gotten a couple chapters in before cluing in no pictures were going to show up.
Joshua Price and your a bush special needs people where no child left behind bwahahaha
Joshua Price I bet he learned it from Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego- that old children’s computer game from the 80’s. I can picture it, “Shut up children, I’m sleuthing. No it’s MY turn!!”
Joshua Price I'm afraid you're giving him too much credit for picking up a book...
He actually knows the word sleuth because when looking at a picture trying to find Waldo he finally found it when he was 57 years old, and then one of his staff called him the greatest sleuth in history.
Donald Trump is the Great Sloth.
TheKaiTetley you need to accept the fact that Trump is a bad president.
Bogmire777 He said sloth...as in slow...as in lazy.
As in stupid. As in sluggish. As in the coloring in his hair is actually algae.
It is his biggest redeeming trait. He’s so much less dangerous because he thinks doing anything will drain his battery. In cases you didn’t know he thinks exercise will kill you because people only have a finite supply of energy from birth, or something stupid like that. :D
Bogmire777 - As in Goonies!
not for nothing, but who are those people behind him when he's claiming that they caught them? I'm talking about with the black hats, the double chins, the goofy-looking expressions
Love you Seth! So funny. Keep us laughing.
Did anyone notice the fine collection of people behind Trump at the rally in Ohio? They are truly is his base.
Scott Mckenzie all checked out of a mental institution for a field trip.
After Trump can we start taking care of our homeless and middle class and veterans maybe start universally loving one another Building Bridges and not walls dealing with one another more kindly and giving people an honest day's pay for an honest day's work what would be so wrong with that and why haven't we been doing it......please explane
2:04 - that is a line up of serial killers if I've ever seen one.
If you listen, you can hear Eric crying himself to sleep.
Look at the people in the background. Supporter!
Hang in there America Canada loves you.
Hablo Thanks, but we know it is out of pity.
Trump is more of a great sloth.
Sloths only pee when its raining so they've got golden showers in common.
Great minds think alike
That was what I would've gone with too. 👍
Great minds? ok
Chester & Jamie....
tRump always takes the piss......
Fractured Hearts Don't you know the phrase? I apologise for that. It is a commonly used phrase in the English language when two people agree on something and as I would've gone with "great sloth" too that is why I said it.
Are you following? 😉👍
Your paychecks are going way up. All the way up to the 1 %...
Come on, Seth: you were joking about a guy named Johnson being a bad detective! The 'dick' joke was right there!
Late Night - just as a heads up, your map of Russia also includes Ukraine. Have seen this on a few other videos. May wanna fix that given the current politics...
Praise Orange Peel, our worst president yet! And it’s only been a year! =D
_-oh my god we’re all gonna die-_
No, there have been plenty of worse presidents: Taft and Polk come most immediately to mind, and Harding was a member of the KKK.
NoJusticeNoPeace don't forget Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford
All Hail the Yam Man
Your PRESIDENTth-cam.com/video/Rt-ldMj9y9w/w-d-xo.html Getting it, where you fear....
Johnny dotson:
I will defend both Ford and Carter.
Ford:
Can you remember anything serious that happened under Ford other than the pardon of Nixon? The nation was massively divided, the US dollar was heading towards hyperinflation, and Nixon had just admitted defeat in Vietnam and created a system of wage and price controls. Given this, the fact that no major bad thing left over from Nixon came to pass suggests that Ford must have done something right. Ford tried the "sell harder" speech to try to get businesses to push more products into the market place. This shows that he knew what the inflation problem was and was trying to solve it without making a serious recession.
Carter:
When Carter took office, there was an extremely grim choice to make. Nixon's wage and price controls had done nothing to stop the inflation and had created serious distortions in the market. Ford's sell harder hadn't done much. The only way to save the dollar was to take interest rates sky high and do other things to suck up the money supply. The dollar was taken out of its power dive and we all got a good laugh at the killer rabbit. By about 1979 the accumulation of savings was starting to make the funds available for an economic expansion. The worst was over in about 3 years.
The President's repeating a fancy word he heard recently, like a child who wants to make himself sound smart.
Closer look is da best segment :)
Rewatched this in 2019 - weeks into a real, prolonged government shutdown initiated by Trump. Guess he got what he wanted.
I'd love to go with another shutdown, so people can get pissed off enough to drag Trump outta office!
Ph@tMantv Not the right people will. His base will follow him no matter what.
at 7:00 Seth Meyers looks like Nicolas Sarkozy A LOT
Trump's hair is shallow from inside like his character.
This is so hilarious. Seth nailed it.
this is a great one.
"Donald Trump so badly wants to be a dictator..."
Well, he does everything else badly, so....
Having an open day at the local armory/dockyard/air base so the kids can come by and climb on a big green truck etc? Great idea. Tying up DC - I mean making an almighty mess of traffic - for the sake of a Communist style spectacle? Trump idea.
Jim's videos that's why we need a shutdown
Alley Cat Gillis Trump and his supporters brains already had a shutdown which is what caused this mess.
JK F1
Homecoming parade...yes.
Presidential strokefest...no.
Is this the new "Good idea. Bad idea" segment for Animaniacs? I'm all for it now being "Good idea. Trump idea."
troop's hate being forced into parade; they did basic-training, un-like trump's teen bone spur genetic of 5 draft-dodges. TRUMP-TROOP-RAPE, AS THEY CANNOT DENY ORDER OF #TRUMPUTIN -- TO PARADE FOR HIM. perverse power... #IMPEACHNOW
What was that? TRUMPS a what? A sleuth! More a sloth!
Look at that absolute UNIT over Fantamans shoulder around 2:03. What a lad.
That was so funny 😂🤣😂. Thank u . I needed a good laugh x 😁
It's the age old saying "birds of a feather stick together". It's beyond disturbing that Trump hasn't been put in front of a jury for his disgusting behaviour yet!
Sara Wilkes and thick as planks.
Sara Wilkes
I thought the saying went 'Birds of a Feather Collude Together'?
Huh. Have I been saying that wrong all this time?
The great sloth.
Steve Dousey what a jerk!
"There are a lot of people at the Pentagon that would like to show off their equipment"
......and personal
can't forget the men woman of the armed forces!
Another masterful dose of political satire. This show is the best!
keep up the great comedy Seth..........
🎶 Three White People On A Couch, It’s Fox & Friends 🎶
Brian Kilmeade might be detracting 😱 “a part of my brain is telling me all of this is wrong”
Cartoon President
And the nightmare continues
lol why is ukraine part of Russia on this map. Lets not get ahead of ourselves. They haven't swallowed it just yet.
wow dude these guys went all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great news!
Kudos for captions.
6:50.
...the rank and file are usually much more primitive than we imagine. Propaganda must therefore always be essentially simple and repetitious.
Joseph Goebbels
Apparently the GOP thinks the FBI is Rocksy and Mugsy from those old Bugs Bunny Cartoons
"...............SHADDAP!!!!"
Would I light a match if my friend Rocky was in there?
pac401 hmm you might Rabbit you might
Dear Tadicullegion78: Hi, the GOP is the same party that cooked up the infamous Comet Ping Pong Pizza Parlor scandal in which Hillary Clinton was revealed as the mastermind behind a systematic assault on the nation's children at that very location!!!!! Who knew extra cheese, extra pepperoni could be so vile and dangerous, not to mention unChristian!!!! A Republican gentleman even went so far as to show up to this pizza parlor with a gun in order to set things right! This country may have lost its marbles, but I have high hopes for the future. Worry not, my good friend, and Bugs Bunny fan, Tadicuslegion78! Have a delightful day.
The FBI is in an old cartoon.
Melania is in a romantic dramedy.
Rex Tillerson is in an angsty spy film.
And Trump is in one of those America's funniest home video shows.
Adolf Hitler.
Lenin & Stalin.
Mao Zedong.
Kim Jong Un.
Donald Trump.
Yeah, Trump just doesn’t sound intimidating enough to be a strong dictator. He’ll just have to settle for being a wannabe.
twinodoom "Lenin Stalin" fucking lmao. The US truly has the greatest education system in the world.
There's only one buffoon though.
DasVogelgriep
Lenin and Stalin were both important dictators in the creation of soviet Russia. I should have put Lenin and Stalin, but it hadn’t occurred to me people that some people are too stupid to remember that.
Once again Seth nailed it
I don't think we've ever seen a Presidential staff with this much turnover. Seems like most of the "most qualified" staff members have either been fired or resigned, and Trump has only been in office for a little over a year. It is absolutely not a sign of a stable and competent administration if you fire and hire staff at a rate similar to that of supermarket checkout cashiers.
For Trump blowing up 20 million dollars of taxpayers money on military parade is nothing, which he thinks this is his papa's money.