DIRTY GERMAN WORDS
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Ok, this video was triggered after the whole b-hole incident. I haven't stopped laughing since learning about it. I have tried my best to adopt the German language as my own but sometimes German has a mind of its own. Of course there are "authentic" "real" German curse words but the words I am talking about are more or less slang. There are some German people that use these words and some people that have no idea what they mean.
Nonetheless this video made me laugh so hard and I hope my misery brings a smile to your face.
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Stop being so anal in the comments people. Learn to laugh.
Hayley Alexis Interestingly, the use of "anal" in this way comes from the Freudian psychoanalysis, where the "anal phase" marks the second stage in a child's development. It's the phase in which the parents usually keep teaching the child that all things that come out of it are bad and dirty. Some people develop a fear of all dirty and untidy things during that phase, and these people and their behaviors we often call "anal".
I just see it now, the "anal" of course has nothing to do with the "anal" in the word "psychoanalysis", if anyone suspects this. 😀
Didn't know "Hupen" but it may come from the desire to press the button in the "Hof" and "honk the horn".
Hayley Alexis thank you for all your videos about Germany vs American
Hayley Alexis anal?😂😂😂😂
Yeah that word mushy. As someone learning english it was pretty difficult to get used to saying it. Everytime I say mushy to describe something in english I have this little moment where I think „hehe muschi hehe“. lol
I'm gonna be really dick from eating so much chocolate 😂
Ha HA!
Good 1
Best one 😂😂
I am always amazed by the American obsession with body parts and how they are offended by them :-D .... Nothing dirty about those words :-D
Yeah we are very prude. I don't think the words are bad I just think that it's a funny and awkward misunderstanding :P
Only Americans would categorize words as dirty...you guys are such cute prudes ;)
But those aren't dirty words, they're just body parts. Everybody has them.😂
Elena R anal?
Von dir klingen sogar "dirty german words" cute...
Hahaha... Have had some good laughter! Thanks! :)
Only small kids use the word “Mumu” to feel bad or just funny I have never heard an adult say that 😂
Ich sage Mumu 😂
Yes, usually not in every day language. Maybe you can hear a comedian or someone like that say that.
Best know example is the German dub of "Life of Brian" where one of them told the others that he wants to be named Loretta and have children. And the other say to him. "You can't have children. You don't have a Mumu"
oder Luli XD
Ich auch, weil's witzig ist! :-)
Haley, maybe you misunderstood the concept of "Pipi-Mats", "Muschi" or "Mumu"!
These are cute words and they aren´ t "dirty", at all -> these words are used to name the "dirty parts" not with dirty words, for example to explain little children the difference between man and woman.
Bye the way, "Pipi" is the "childrenword for urine, and "Mats" is a name originally the shortform/nickname of "Matthias" and means the "little or small Matthias"
So now you can imagine what "Pipi-Mats" originally means.-> Either "A little boy´s dripping Johnny" or "Micro-Penis" it depends on the context.
"Muschi" is an often used stereotypical german cat name like "Pussy" in english, and "Mumu" is the shortform of it, some shorten it even to "Mu". You can see the similarities between Muschi and Pussy.
Anal isn´t a dirty word either, it´s a originally clinical (latin) expression used by medics, but the meaning is obviously clear..
It was a pleasure to give you a clue.
michael grabner yeah true muschi really is exactly like pussy. Just like some people call their cats pussy, we call them muschi xD
Sajoe93 what else would they say?
What does zunfighta or xunfighta mean? It’s suppose to be a German sex dirty word.
@@haqi9fly Nothing...those are just randomly letters and it isn´t even a pronouncable word in german..the letter combination "ght" does not exist in german because it isn´t pronouncable
I suppose you got hoaxed by somebody...as like saying "I know a special english dirty word = "jfmhtrwhfkh"
@@michaelgrabner8977 no buddy I didn’t get hoaxed, I’m just trying to spell out a German word that I randomly hear on a ps4 game called “call of duty” that’s all and the closest I can get to the pronunciation using The English language spelling system is Zunfighta or xongfighta. Damn! I wish we could send voice message through TH-cams comment section. That would be dope. When it’s convenient I’ll record the word from the game, upload it to my TH-cam and send you the link to the video. It sounds like a vary aggressive power word, like really harsh.
Pipimatz is not really a word you would use for a grown man. It's more baby talk like wee-wee..no guarantee for Bavaria though. They use odd words...
You can probably insult a lot of men with the use of that word for their companion. ;)
A Rosette could mean a rose or a roselike thing, but we use it usually to describe a ringshaped cover, a frame around a hole or a pipe...
Cathedrals sometimes have magnificent round windows called Rosetten.
I'm a pastry chef and we call the round whipped cream decorations on cakes or patisseries Rosette (or Rahmrosette).
so lustig ! ich hab mich gerade halb totgelacht!
Danke Anna :D Ich habe die ganze zeit mich tot gelacht
I was laughing like crazy watching this video. Thanks for the entertainment and I hope you have a wonderful day as well, Hayley. :D
I've laughed so much that my tears ran. Thanks to you and to the rosette 😂
Ich glaube eine Unterhaltung zwischen Deutschen und Amis könnte sehr lustig sein
Adults usually do not call the vagina "MuMu". This term is more commonly used by children and adolescents.
Hahahaha the way you said 'lass die möpse frei' :DDD i couldn't even breath because i had to laugh so hard :DDD
You never say Mops for a boob in singular - it's always Möpse, ein paar Möpse, a pair.
Ein Mops is just a certain dog breed, a dog. Tiny and rounded.
I'm sure that the words "after" and "fahrt" made you laugh too XD
Ha ha ha 😂😂😂 now that I think about it.... that’s pretty funny. I never actually thought about it to be honest LOL
Some german kids call their father "Vati" which sounds like farty (Fürzchen).
Or „Vögeln“ or „bumsen“ or „tuttln“ hahaha in Austria we’ve a bunch of funny words for fucking 😂
Well, just imagine a freshly hatched bird. Naked, few feathers and hopefully it will grow :-) Bingo, it's a "Piepmatz". Originally it's meant to describe a cute little bird, small and helpless, making "piep" to get attention. I'm pretty sure using this word for parts of the male body is invented by women :-)
Hi Hayley
I am from Germany and I should actually wright an assignment right now. An hour ago I found a video of your's and since then I can' stop watching your videos and laughing. I spend a year in America and basically everything you say is sooo true!
Love it!
mushy means breiig oder weichlich (like a pulp or soft) although I think the word originates maybe from the spongyness of mushrooms. Whereas Muschi German can simply mean a female cat and its furriness, but some also use it with a highly sexual conotation for the outer primary sexual organ of the woman, especially the furry ones. But not in a disrespectful way. There are other words that would be far more disrespectful.
With regards to cats and body parts, "Muschi" is 100% analogous to "pussy" which also has both meanings.
I always wonder why "Gestiefelter Kater" is "Puss in Boots" since Kater is the male cat in german :-)
That is by far the funniest video of you. Almost died because of eating biscuits while watching
Tja, so kommen auch Missverständnisse zustande! *lach*
This is so funny! Keep up the great work Haley. Your german is really good! And you will learn all of our weird words 😂😂😂
I laughed my fucking ass off, this is so funny 😂😂 You know like, I can‘t explain you why we have such dumb words in Germany, but most of the time we only say that to make fun of it, like for example Rosette or Mumu. I feel like Mumu sounds like a cute little cat oder whatever. Ok I feel embarrassed now too 😂😂
Never had so mutch fun watching one of ur Videos.
Hallo Hayley, hier im Norden gibt man für Kühen für die Kinden den Kosenamen Mumu oder Mukku. Natürlich wenn sie älter sind, dann wissen sie schon den Unterschied ;-). Aber es gibt für Schweine auch den Ausdruck "Fickies", was natürlich sehr unangenehm für uns wurde, als unser Kind auf das wir aufpassten zu einem Opa aufschaute und fragte " Opa, hast du auch Fickies"? Dann versuch mal zu erklären, dass das Kind von einem Bauernhof kommt.
There is this group called mamamoo and their fandom is named moomoo's an anytime I talk with my friends about mamamoo the fandom name also will be said we all have to laugh because it sound like...you know xD
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA I wouldn't be able to take anyone serious :p
How is Hof a dirty word? :D It's literally the word for areola as you said. Warzenhof. That's how it's called in german, it shouldn't be dirty at all hahah! :D I laughed quite hard at the Rosette thing though, because I first thought of those rose/catherine windows of the gothic architecture and then you explained and I was like "oh".
Sabrina She's taking about a Huf. Wich is also not a bad word.
... OK.. guess she's just mixing those words...
Sinista, oh... well eh, that might be as well haha! :D it was a bit too confusing. Since she's talking about both and I still have no idea if she meant Hof or Huf in the end, I guess we're both right haha :D
"Hof" is short for Bauernhof, which is a farm. So Höfe are farms. If you tell a German something about Höfe he'll think you're talking about agriculture or perhaps geography.
Hof also means simply backyard!
Imre Hundertwasser: As a fellow german I'm totally on your side with that :) She talks about the areola of the breast though, and I only meant to say that it's not a dirty word at all, since it's the "official word" for it. A Bauernhof is quite dirty tho, so... (bad joke incoming...) I guess that COULD be a dirty word hahah :D
michael grabner: absolutely!
Ich finds toll das es noch leute gibt die gerne die deutsche sprache lernen
As an Austrian I have to agree: Germans have some weird words.
Germans are just weird in comparison to Austrians :p
I'd wonder what you think about Austrian words. E.g. we say Spatzerl (or Spatzal) as a cute baby word for penis. Spatz = sparrow, -erl makes it cute. (Btw. Another end syllable that makes something cute is -chen. So Gretchen is not a name here, it's what you call a small girl named Grete.)
Other words different in Austria:
Sahne (whipped creme) = Schlagobers
Schorle = Spritzer
Aprikosen (apricots) = Marillen
Auberginen (egg plants) = Melanzani
Mais (corn) = Kukuruz (but we also say Mais sometimes)
Eimer (bucket) = Kübel
Fahrstuhl (elevator/lift) = Lift/Aufzug
Kartoffel (potatoes) = Erdäpfel
Tomaten (tomatoes) = Paradeiser
Eisbein (ham hock) = Stelze
etc.
But they are just different, not funny different.
... sagt jemand, in dessen Dialekt Schamhaare Brodlzottn genannt werden. 😂
Schleich di :-P
Nicht in meinem Dialekt. Hab ich noch nie gehört.
Carefull before I'll strangle you with an "oachkatzlschwoaf".
we call boobs Möpse, because they are as cute as pugs and everybody likes to pet them just like pugs. :D
+peter koller i See 😂😂😂
th-cam.com/video/j3g5e3vvw7U/w-d-xo.html - that one is officially about fish as well as dogs :-)
Pipimax - BIG Pee Pipe
Mumu - Muschi + meowing Cat
Rosette - Ring around the Rosie? Did I understand that somewhat wrong? Something round with a hole in the middle.
Oh man Hayley ich musste gerade so lachen, mich hat es fast vom Stuhl gehauen 😂😂😂
+gerdipediaTV habe ich mein Ziel erreicht 😂😂😂 ich habe auch so gelacht als ich es gemacht habe
gurl... i died at the mumu part ;D
The funniest words for Möpse I´ve ever heard were these Viennese expressions "Quasteln"(tassels) or "Gspaßlaberln"(literally: Joyloafs, Joypatties).
But also often used in Austria are "Hefen" or "Tepf" which means "cups"(the little ones) or "pots"(the big ones).
In Kindergarten we’ve got teached to say “pipimax”instead of Penis so it stills in our mind and it’s just a funny word😂
Nice video - I had fun, but most are just typical misunderstandings when using a foreign language.
Funnily enough most of this misinterpretations depend on context. In wrong or unfitting context
the words just don't fit anf cause people to giggle or laugh or develop dirty thoughts.
Muschi was explained below. The word becomes dirty only in the mind of the listening adult. A child uses it for a cat w/o any bad intention. It also developed this second meaning over the last 25 years or so, at least as I'd say.
Hof is not dirty at all, the longer and more exact Warzenhof ist very formal and won't considered dirty by anyone. I strongly doubt that a German speaker will use it in any 'dirty' context. He'd probably use Nippel and not distinguish the anatomic parts. I often heard Knöpfe (buttons or knobs) or Plättbrett mit Warzen (ironing board with warts) or Radkappen
(wheel caps) in this context describing different developments of this organ on different women.
Talkin on pugs. Well, they are (sorry to the animals, they are not responsible for their breeding, one might actually consider them victims) somewhat fat, blown up and saggy creatures with wrinkles and no, or actually very short, hair. One can relate that to certain styles of female human breasts. Again, in a non pug related context it might be meant dirty.
You also confuse hoove with Huf in German vs. Hof for backyard. All sound very similar and are certainly easily confused for a non native speaker.
Pipimatz. Well, you should consider Pipi is childs talk for urine (funny, but think of Pee-Pee). There is Piepmatz (Piep as a transliteration for the sound of tweeting) for a tiny bird or Hosenmatz as a nice meant circumscription for a small boy (Hose(n) = trousers - remember ancient times when females wore only skirts or dresses). So Pipimatz is a tiny thing/bird related to urine business. And a common term for the penis of a small/baby boy. It possible becomes 'dirty' when used in a consenting manner of an adult pair... maybe, if they are into it.
There is nothing dirty on Rosette too. It is just a kind of round(ed) ornament. In certain context it is used as a dirty synonym for sphincter, though. Which, btw, is also some kind of roundish ornamental structure.
Generally, most of your examples weren't *really* dirty. Only a bit and when used in a specific context.
I can fully understand they might confuse and cause embarassment to a non-native speaker.
That makes me actually wonder: In English, is a word either always dirty (regardless of context?) or clean? Is there no ambiguity that an 'ordinary' noun or verb can develop a somewhat dirty 'side'-meaning when intentionally misused, read: not used in its genuine context and function? Like a metapher?
Ficken (now, that's dirty, my post might get removed) originally meant to sew or just to do (something) - but the non-dirty meaning is completely lost in German. Or Fotze is a slang, yes (today) quite dirty, 'curse' word for mouth in Bavaria (you hear it there sometimes when adults shout at you (or childs) to shut up), but I doubt that the majority of Germans knows about this not really/not that dirty genuine meaning of this noun. [home-work for non native speakers: work out their dirty meanings ;-P shouldn't be too difficult, just consider the genuine meaning and then use some imagination in a sexual context]
I was really surprised anal could be used as a 'legal' adjective for a very picky person like an Erbsenzähler (pea counter) or Krümelkacker (crumb shitter) in German.
well Pipi= pee. and what comes out of there is pee. so yeah. hence pipimatz xD
"Pipimatz" - thats for small kids (Kindergarden age) to use. :)
But from age 4 forward I used "Monsterhonk" or "Bullenprügel" to name mine. Because it fits.
Also kleines Pimmelchen
Soooooo what’s a moomoos! ? I laughed out loud rewatched laughed /wheezed and laughed.
What people say to little kids for vagina 😂
Hayley Alexis it's short for Muschi - so technically you had that word twice on your list :D
Famous quote from "Fack u Göthe" when Seki tries to explain what happend to Chantal.
I cant wait to see the new episode.
Mumu is actually not a dirty word. It is a beautiful word for a beautiful body part. When you talk to kids you talk about Mumu’s. Also lovers might use this affectionate term to refer to the genital of their partner. Rosette is really funny though...😂
What kind of content would you put up on an lifestyle channel ?
Lmao "all the mumus"😂😂😂 haha wie geil😂
Aber du bist wahnsinnig hübsch 👍
Danke Danke :D
For most Germans, these terms are not dirty. Of course you do not want to call it really dirty here.
When I was small I had a toy dog that could pee. Its official name was Pipimax, because Pipi in German is common speech for pee, so ... that's the connection. Oh, and the sphincter is called "Rosette" because it's round and puckered like the decoration thingy. A round church window is also called "Rosettenfenster", so maybe this evens it out? :D
This also applies vice versa. For example when you say in German "dick" (meaning thick, chunky) or "Handy" (meaning cell/mobile phone).
Das sagt man zu kleinen Kindern dein Pipimax um nicht Penis zu sagen! Bienchen und Blumen !!! 😂😂😂😂😂 mumu hahahaha
Ich schmeiß mich weg xDDD Das video ist so witzig
The only thing that I really can’t imagine it or see the logic in it is „fick dich ins Knie“ like wtf? 😅
New Jersey vernacular: Brown Eye = 'Rosetta' in German,
Pipimatz is more used by Kids or Parents say it infront of Kids when they have to. Its called Pipimatz because you pee with it , Pipi=Pee xD. And you can call him Matz xD Im so sorry , to translate this is so awkward xD
GREAT! 😂😂😂
The problem is that lots of the words you described are no dirty words at all in their "normal" use.
Muschi = a cat so it was used for some sweet other furry thingie too.
Rosette = rosette same meaning in German and is still used for the type if things you mentioned. But the "dirty" thingie also looks very rosettish *
Rozette??? You have never heard of Rose window? Google it and just conclude the shape :) with kisses :) No, that's dirty, it is actually a BATTEN !! You have a water valve in your bathroom, and you have a Batten around it. This is called "rozeta" in German. Simple.
I clearly remember, how embarrassed I felt everytime someone said "mushy peas" to me overthere. also: don´t you think"hoo ha" or "wee wee" make as much (or little) sense as "mumu"? Where do these words come from? babytalk?
We were driving Richtung 😂😂 so cute.
I'm doing cardio at the gym literally laughing to myself on the treadmill. Hahaha #nowyouknow
+Courtney Daye this video made me cringe
Im from germany and its so funny how you talk about these words!🤣👏
Mushy and Muschi always sound different to me. The english oo/u sound is a bit different than the German u. So I guess that's why I never thought of Muschi when someone says mushy.
Pipimatz: Pipi is pee and a Matz is something like a "little buddy". It's just a kid's word.
"Mob"(yes, germans know this word and use it , too and it has the same meaning in german like in english = "cleaning thing" or "a bunch of people going berserk") and "Mops"(dog-race) are two different words, but sounding the same allthough different writing and meaning..
(like in english "too/ two" or "hear/here"......)
"The bunch of people going berserk" = Mob + b, sorry I missed that in the first place, but it sounds already definitivly the same as well.
LoL. Huf/Hufe is hoof/hooves. xD
I actually had to look it up just to double check because even I started doubting myself. xDDD
Aw, so cute that video XD But Mops as singular never means boob. It's just for the dog or if you want to call someone fat in a slightly nicer way. If you're talking about boobs it's always plural "Möpse" =D
How do you say side boob? I have heard the seiten mops term used. or is it seiten möps?
What is a side boob? o.O
Long story about "moo-moo" without telling us what the 'dirty' meaning is. I still don't know.
Was hat man ,wenn die " Rosette " Glüht? Entweder einen Blöden Klempner, oder Geilen Anxx Sxx ;) ! Wenn man Pech hat mit dem Klempner LOL
+Axel K LOL
Was hat man wenn die Rosette glüht?
Möglicherweise auch "Winterkirschen"(Hämorriden)
Wenn man in einem Kindergarten arbeitet, ist kindlicher Humor sehr hilfreich. Also alles perfekt. :)
These are words I'd never know unless someone told me. So thank you for saving me from embarrassment!
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Wiener, Würstchen, Schniepel, Pullermann, Feuerwehrschlauch... etc. synonym für Penis.
Lustgrotte, Schmatzspalte, die versteckte Blume, die Scheide...etc. synonym für Vagina
I hope you enjoy. XD
Also Muschi ist auch eine kleine süße Katze :),meine Oma nennt mich auch so als Kosewort :D.
so what the heck was a moo moo in german? just glazed past that one
"Möpse" for breasts (it's only used in the plural, really) is only very distantly related to pug. It has first been used to refer to chubby persons, relating to roundness.
Which lends itself well to describing mammaries...
I laughed so hard at Hayley's discomfiture with certain words, or how to explain them.
Most of them could be explained using the scientific terms, which usually desensitizes them enough for most people so there is only the usual Beavis & Butthead snickering at them.
Hof is also the barnyard, or a farmyard as well. So it is a fairly clearly defined area. That's why 'Höfe' (plural) was used in the term 'Warzenhöfe' as in 'Brustwarzenhöfe' to define the clearly visible area around the nipples, ie the aereola. While English uses the latin term in an Anglicized version German simply uses a German term in German; but still uses the original latin in medical terms.
I as a german already called cows mumus or muhmuhs or however you wanna spell it, since it sounds really cute, right? It is just the sound they're making, like in germany you also call dogs "wauwau" (like woofwoof) I didn't notice it until my boyfriend bursted out laughing because I said it in such cute and innocent way
I very enjoyed this video it was so funny. A child like way to say to urinate is Pipi machen . So I think pipimatz or piepmatz is coming from that. But I'm general I agree that those words weren't dirty at all . Mumu and muschie are normal but Fotze is a dirty word
Another good one is fut and foot. Sound the same but are very different lol.
HAHAHA I don't know what that is but I will def google it :D
Say any German word with angry face, It will look like curse xD
Hayley this was hilarious!
+Antoinette Emily I’m trying to bring out some light hearted videos. The last few sit down videos I’ve posted have been to serious.
Pipi = pee (used by small children) + Piepmatz is a word used for a little bird so the combination makes absolute sense .... a small little thing that is used to pee......
Soooooo What does Moo Moo mean in German??? I believe that you edited your explanation out?
It means vagina 😂😂😂
Adults usually do not call the vagina "MuMu". This term is more commonly used by children and adolescents.
you didnt seem to clarify (unless i missed it?) what mumu means so i had to google haha and am i right in thinking its the same as muschi?
By the way, when ESA (the European Space Agency) called one project "Rosetta", the German staff was lying on the ground laughing.
WHAAAAHAHAHAHA ... can't stop ...
Also '' pipimatz'' sagt man ja eigentlich auch nicht mehr haha
I lost it at 5:35 😂😂😂
Pipimax??? Nope never heard of it 😂😂
Muschi killed me
Ich kann nicht mehr vor Lachen 😂
Funny enough, "Muschi" has also been a (now somewhat antiquated) word for "cat" - until the "vagina" meaning took over a few decaeds ago. Further fun fact: "Mushi" in Japanese means either "insect" (虫) or "ignorance" (無視), they just don't pronounce the finishing vowel so much, though.
A nice one's missing here: Schniedelwutz. It's one of these words people use in order to avoid the actual word for ... certain ... you know ... body parts ... ;)
Piepmatz is actually a jocular word for "bird" and metaphorically a childish term only used in Germany for the one eyed wonder worm, the bald headed yogurt slinger, the master of ceremonies... The way you used the word "anal" in English in your examples here, it is short for "anal retentive", a psychological term going back to good old Siegmund. And no, "anal" in German just means "referring/belonging to the anus". German "Mumu" sounds awfully childish to me (Austrian), I basically only ever heard this term in "Life of Brian", the "Loretta Episode". German "Muschi" is absolutely identical to English "pussy": it means cat, and it means koochie, poonani, bearded clam, vertical smile... "Rosette" in German is also a round ornamental thingy, and if you use it for the butthole, it is just plain metaphorical usage. (BTW, have you heard the term "Rosettentarzan? That´s a hilarious term for a gay guy!)
How is Hof or Huf dirty? I never heard them used like this.
Maybe its a Bavaria thing.
Thanks for your efforts
Muschi means in german a cat , the female organ between the legs and a weak man or a cowardly man
Actually your description of it is not the main meaning of Rosette. If you've ever been to a church or similar building, you've seen a Rosette. Here's an example: c1.staticflickr.com/5/4070/4638833696_4fd11defe8_b.jpg
And I would imagine that this form and the fact that it is a window ("a hole in the wall") led to the second meaning that you described.
Hey, I'm german and I can't stop laughing about your Mumu-Story.
Love your video!
I can't stop laughing anymore 😂😂
short dive into Finnish main words you need to know "perkele" and "saatana" there you go almost like a native now