The Ballad of the Stuck Volleyballs

[Verse 1] My ol' guitar was in tune, sun shinin' bright Strummin' along, but then I hit a real tight plight Thought I could play it off smooth, actin' like it was all right But dang, another mishap, stuck again, oh what a sight Gotta keep my cool, though the pain is real [Chorus] Ballad of the Stuck Volleyballs, my awkward ordeal Ain't no way to hide it when I'm dancin' like a squirrel Got my balls in a pickle, tryin' not to squeal Oh the embarrassment, Lord, this must be uphill [Verse 2] Tryin' to impress the ladies, showin' off my skills But darn it all, another snag, stuck in the window sill Actin' like it's nothin', though I'm feelin' ill Got my balls in a twist, this is no thrill Just gotta laugh it off, no harm done [Chorus] Ballad of the Stuck Volleyballs, my clumsy run Stuck in the doggy door, oh what fun Playing it off cool, but really on the run Got my balls in a bind, this ain't none [Chorus] Ballad of the Stuck Volleyballs, my crazy ride Keep gettin' into situations, nowhere to hide Stuck in the dryer, oh my pride Oh the adventures of my balls, oh the tide