I used to see the name Greg Fitzsimmons frequently and just dismiss it cause i was unfamiliar with him as a comic but over the past year(or so) ive seen/heard a decent amount of his comedy and have really become a fan of him. I dig his sense of humor and his personality. Happy to see him on this episode of the church. Thanx cocksuckas!!!
I was born in 98 .. that is my exact goal you cant control your child .. guide me give them wisdom and a stick figure it out .. 😂😂 joking of course but not fully my kid won't know what a iPad or phone is until he or she needs it to let me know they got to school ok or friends place .. same as fast food shit once a fortnight like I was raised home cooked meals the rest
I got my tickets for Boston this weekend! Cant wait to see Godfather Joey and the flying Jew!! Lee is MC'ing so I am gonna start "Christ Killer " chant so he feels at home.
@@bullrushbear4990 Nice man , Mohegan Sun is my favorite, Foxwoods is cool both about 1 hr away and now MGM is 15 min away from me . Mini Vegas out here lol.
Commenting before even listening as I know this is going to be great. the previous episodes with Grapefruit are all fantastic. With this and Doug Stanhope's unbelievably good podcast (featuring a James Inman meltdown) out this week, we're living the dream.
I got a story too greg.one time i was walkin down a street, not a circle street but one that is straight and intersects at another street. while i was walking down the street i saw a single piece of paper on the ground so i reached down and picked it up. on the little tiny piece of notebook paper was a single sentence that read a message. the message was clear. this one sentence said a powerful and long-setting statement. It read 'gunga-lagunga' signed by the 12th son of the dali lama himself. This sums up the story starting at 18:25 ending countless minutes later...
Everytime I’ve taken a shit at someone’s house and stain the fuck outta that bowl I always feel bad. Glad I learned this skill to lay the runway with the paper. Will never forget this going forward.
All the lies being spread about Owen Bejamin by spineless comedians like Theo made him conservative. This all started when he tweeted about a Hollywood big shot virtue signaling that his son is a transgender. What 5 yr old think about their sexuality? Kids like pleasing their parents, espcially if their parents are pushing their ideologies on them. Look it up
Greg is one of the best guests on church and JRE. Such a legend.
Yea fucking right 👎
Greg is great on Kill Tony as well. Though it's been a minute since he's been on.
Joey carried the Podcast like always. This fruitcake just laughed and looked stupid.
@@TheDeadStretch
Well sorry man, I just dont think he was funny or added anything worthwhile.
By legend you mean a coward and traitor to men everywhere , you are a zombie.
Grapefruit Simmons is one of my favourite Church guests. Tremendous.
28:17 Joey with the open mouth breathing kills me like how can you not laugh while doing the interview😂😂
I like Fitzsimmons better on this podcast than JRE. Him and Joey talk about much funnier topics. Joe gets to serious and political
Yeah. Id rather hear one of Joey's shit stories than listen to them bitch about PC culture for an hour.
@@brianarguello7576 I like Joey's stories and Joe bitching about pc culture
Trouble with Rogan's podcast is that he never has his own opinions; he just agrees with whatever his guests say.
Joe is always pretending to lean right to cover up how left he is. It's ridiculous sometimes.
he can talk about what he wants tune out if you don't like it
Joey with the mouth breathing face got me cracking the fuk up! 😂😂😂😂😂
timestamp?
28:02 😂😂😂
Greg’s laugh is the best
Greg laughing and enjoying himself as much as he did on this episode made my night
Word.
Greg you are a gem my friend!!
Thanks so much!
Joey pitching Robinhood was one of the funniest things I've heard all morning! What a legend
who do ya think you're dealing with Joey Bananas!
crooked shit cocksucka
ETFS
@@lateblume4208 lmao
It hasn’t aged well after the GameStop fiasco!
Fitzsimmons is one of the best guests ever
It's 5 am and I'm stoooooooooned
Wake n bake like a docta
your well done stickers should arrive in the post soon.
goin to smoke right now on that Huckleberry 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
Almost 8am same feeling for me
That sasquahanna will get you, bud.
Joey was on f’n fire this whole episode 😩🤣😂☠️
I used to see the name Greg Fitzsimmons frequently and just dismiss it cause i was unfamiliar with him as a comic but over the past year(or so) ive seen/heard a decent amount of his comedy and have really become a fan of him. I dig his sense of humor and his personality.
Happy to see him on this episode of the church.
Thanx cocksuckas!!!
Greg Fitzsimmons is amazing. Absolutely love his comedy and his personality is unmatched. Great episode!
Greg is always a great guest. Cool guy!
greg’s laugh is the cherry on top
@17:48 Greg hits the nail on the head with his explanation for the next few mins.
(about allegations that come out years later after an incident)
Lee put the third camera back on you, you mook!
ooooooooooo111100000 i made my comment on the wrong comment thread
THIS!
@Daniel 1 the faces he makes and watching him almost pass put is funny
Hes a jew. How is he a mook
His laugh and noises have mutated also.
Greg and nick are some of my alltime favourite guests. Real character
Love any podcast with Greg. His laugh is infectious.
Shout out to 7-11 keeping the church family hydrated
Christopher Alvarez hahahaa
24 hours round tha clock!!
Christopher Alvarez that Isis water
1:16:45 - 1:22:00 best convo of all time
Faded and eating some pizza and a podcast pops up!! GOD BLESS YOU ALL ayyyye
Bryan Hernandez only if I still had my weed and pizza I’m hungry and burnt out shits depressing
"Ayeee"?? Are you tryna be black or 12?
Im not trying to sound black, bitchass fuck. I am black
Id be mad but your name has whote trash in it so you're just keeping it real 👌
@@BryanHernandez-nz6fm
Lol , and I was just joking man
The stories uncle Joey has are just unbelievable he has so many amazing stories
I swear these are the golden scrolls of the intaNet.
Jeez I love watching these both in the same room 😂😂😂
Joey raising a 1990's child in 2018!
I was born in 98 .. that is my exact goal you cant control your child .. guide me give them wisdom and a stick figure it out .. 😂😂 joking of course but not fully my kid won't know what a iPad or phone is until he or she needs it to let me know they got to school ok or friends place .. same as fast food shit once a fortnight like I was raised home cooked meals the rest
Joey “let me tell you a crazy once in a lifetime story that somehow I’ve never mentioned til today” Diaz
Get off the internet and go develop a decade long cocaine addiction and you'll have plenty of stories yourself.
If you watch enough episodes of the Church, you'll hear most of the stories more than once.
LOL FOR REAL!
And then goes on to tell the story about how that dude let joey and his friends listen to him and his gf fuck.
Living fast
Joey on fire this episode! hahaha
Fitz lost it with the fly story.
Lee’s service fly😭😂
1:26:39 - Too funny
@@YellowJacketGroup lol straight up Joker laugh. Love Fitz.
Gold, Loved this one. Wake up with a roll in my mouth! So funny
Best guest of the church
Greg Fitz and Tom Papa are the best guests anywhere.
Fuck no this guy is a bitch and a liar.
What ? This Guy fucking sucks
@@humanindica962
Queer? Ya as this Guy talks about getting his dick touched by another Guy. 👎
lee's onnit with the quick upload :)
keep it up!
I think hes doing cocaine hahaha..lee doing blast
It's about time
he does edit just the intro song out and tiny bits , i think he has sorted joeys voice control out XD
Lee with his pet fly, lamo
I can't help but get excited when I see these guests, Fitzsimmons, Theo Von, Segura, Joe Rogan,i need to stop, oh the list goes on😁
25:40 Lee laughs when Joey nearly says ‘Half a Mo Mo’ but thinks better of it as he realises Greg did that big bike ride for them.
One of the funniest episodes.. brilliant !
I love Owen!
I got my tickets for Boston this weekend!
Cant wait to see Godfather Joey and the flying Jew!!
Lee is MC'ing so I am gonna start "Christ Killer " chant so he feels at home.
Go crazy kid
I'm bouta get the Foxwoods tickets . CT in the house.
Sucka la mink Cocksuckas! !
Hahaha.
If I see you Amanda I will buy you a beer. Im in the balcony w all the Savage's!
@@bullrushbear4990
Nice man , Mohegan Sun is my favorite, Foxwoods is cool both about 1 hr away and now MGM is 15 min away from me . Mini Vegas out here lol.
Greg is a beast for that first story 5'8" ALL FUCKING HEART
Fitzdog loves to scrap.
*Fitzsimmons* never disappoints!🗣
Love Fitzy. One of my favs.
This was tremendous! Greg was awesome as per usual
Good 'ol Fitzy
Was actually a great episode
Commenting before even listening as I know this is going to be great. the previous episodes with Grapefruit are all fantastic. With this and Doug Stanhope's unbelievably good podcast (featuring a James Inman meltdown) out this week, we're living the dream.
1:04:39 --- Uncle Joey with a gut buster 🟥🟥🟥🟥🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🟥🟥🟥🟥
Paper in the toilet is good manners , now I know
Greg is just a funny and likeable dude, he is also a very decent Storyteller.
I got a story too greg.one time i was walkin down a street, not a circle street but one that is straight and intersects at another street. while i was walking down the street i saw a single piece of paper on the ground so i reached down and picked it up. on the little tiny piece of notebook paper was a single sentence that read a message. the message was clear. this one sentence said a powerful and long-setting statement. It read 'gunga-lagunga' signed by the 12th son of the dali lama himself. This sums up the story starting at 18:25 ending countless minutes later...
Bro I can't fucking breath, I'm literally crying laughing rn. This is the best. 😂
my favorite ones are when greg is on.
Boooooo 👎
Greg and Joey could do a regular podcast. Maybe not twice a week but a couple times a month. Cuba and Irish
Nate-thanks for the shows
Awesome podcast!
28:02 when the edible hits ya
Joey saw Fitz head float off his body at that point.
Man Joey your noise gate is messed up.
Gregg fitzimmons I've never heard about you before but Owen is the man.
Coco fix them damn blinds dawg you are better than having tweaker blinds
Suns hitting them
and the name of the jock that Greg stopped in college was...Tom Brady
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh shit, this is fucking hilarious 😂
The way Joey Diaz stared at Lee when he was talking lmao.
Grapefruit" im Irish Catholic" Simmons
Finally. I knew this was going to be a good podcast. I'm starting to get tired of "when I first moved to Hollywood" or "when I first got into comedy"
Dawg ive been listening since day 1. If you're expecting something else than that, you've come to the wrong place lol
Joeys shit about comedy is so boring most of the time
Thanks Greg.
Greg's a real one, no BS with him
1:04:43 when you laugh so much a fart slips out
“Clear out the reservoir in that town too”lol 😂so funny
Everytime I’ve taken a shit at someone’s house and stain the fuck outta that bowl I always feel bad. Glad I learned this skill to lay the runway with the paper. Will never forget this going forward.
LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED! Holy shit!
Sheer Absolute 110% Comedy Starts @1:02:00 “ Puerto Rican with a little mustache and a little earring was Sucking that Pipe” I am dead in the floor
I’ll be at the west palm beach show. Can’t wait
1:02:50 hilarious story 😆
1:22:30 RX 7 DUI STORY HAD ME DYING 🤣😂
Woke up with a buttered roll in my mouth - favorite comment
Wow! Amazing story out the gates
"When dis las time anybinny talk to you about your portfolio, Uncle Joey's talkintouboutabouboutfolio" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not all of Joey's podcasts are good, but when they are, they are awesome!
28:18 Look at Joey breathing😂😂😂
bass mouth
At about 1:15:00 ... Couldnt stop laughing
Also Joey I agree. Every morning burn one up, makes things much smoother in the morning.
I couldn’t imagine waking up without it
Hearing Gregg laugh is the funniest thing in the fuckin world 😂
Ram Rods. Fuck me, this was tremendous. Thank you!
Podcast starts at 2:40
YESSSS!!!! fitsimmons and the church is like peanut butter and jelly! Hes one of my favorite guests of the church, hands down
Greg really looked guilty when talking about the choking masturbation bit. Hahahah.
Lee & his "Service Fly" LMAO
1:04:35 Uncle Joey’s laugh cracks me up and scares me at the same time.
1:13
“When’s the last time someone talked to you about your portfolio?”
“Uncle Joey’s talking to you about youRfajxhJzhbdbtyaosbportfolio”
Grapefruit Simmons where you at??
Fitzy with uncle Joey😂👊🏻
Joey Diaz when are you coming to Dallas Tx ?
John Doe for real uncle co co ?!?
I been thinking wanting this dude to come to Texas to bad but he’s always just in the casinos I would kill for him to do some shows in Dallas man
Uncle Joey has the edibles that made Owen Benjamin conservative 😂
Sick Revolting Piss 😂😂😂
L.A. had the liberals that made Owen Benjamin conservative.
All the lies being spread about Owen Bejamin by spineless comedians like Theo made him conservative. This all started when he tweeted about a Hollywood big shot virtue signaling that his son is a transgender. What 5 yr old think about their sexuality? Kids like pleasing their parents, espcially if their parents are pushing their ideologies on them. Look it up
ping6uod relax dude did I trigger you
@@Jattmafia313 im in my safe space right now. Ill have your utube account banned. 😭😢
Greg Fitzsimmons is funny AF! Does he have a podcast?
Fitzdog Radio. He gets a lot of cool guests on it!
Legendary episode. Legendary. Fucking filled with laughs every 10 seconds
Owen got chased outta Vermont. 😂😂😂
Joey when u put paper down before a shit it's called a crashmat
I died and woke up with a buttered roll in my mouth LOL HE KILLED ME
I have a different view on the Judge ordeal, but I can certainly appreciate Greg's perspective on it
Wanna take a ride? (Coast to Coast AM shoutout!)....1:02:48
1:26 ish. Lee's service fly!!!
Joey flacco Diaz Looking sharp my Cubano brotha.
the og Greg Fitz😎
Nyack bars kicked ass
I call it the Snake Charmer when my dump comes out of the water. Like a Cobra coming out of the basket