Had a friend who did something similar, he went to put a bag of chips in the bin but missed and they spilled over the floor, before he could react some old woman had a go at him and was "what if you gran slipped on that" without missing a beat he replied "I'd be more concerned she was walking around she's be dead a long time" the old biddy didn't find it so funny
Hahaha I pulled the same line in my early teens, my dad passed when I was 4 😂. Really makes people rethink the guilt-trip, and that's always a good thing
I don't like his use of chat GTP chat GTP isn't some thing you should rely on for everything you do Mama Max did that for legal stuff and look what happened to him got laughed at for it
Bit different scenario, but i’ve had pushy strangers ask if i have kids (totally fine). I say no. “Well why not?” (Not fine) “We had one, but he died,” shuts them up every time
@@alisaurus4224 Yes, that's one of the questions only idiots ask "why don't you have children?" - the reason can often be very tragic or just intensely personal.
Something similar happened to me. I remember telling a student her parents would be disappointed to hear about her behavior. She said, “They can’t hear anything cause they’re dead.” I cried in my car.
My mom died when I was 16. The morning after she died I ran into a girl I had briefly dated and the first thing she asked me was "How's your mom?" I looked her straight in the eyes and replied "She died last night", paused for a moment and then turned and walked away. The look she had on her face for that brief moment was one I'll never forget.
It was something like the younger one being the son-in-law of the older one's sibling or something (as well as both belonging to the same larger clan by blood, one of the last examples of the fashion of wealthy white US citizens to keep marriage inside the family).
@@Callidous 5th cousins, from what I see. I don't usually mind the years when ones last common ancestors was born, because the number of generations doen't correlate perfectly with time passed; e.g. my great-grandfather would have been 100 years old had he lived when I was born, and I have siblings over a decade younger than me, not to mention that, given the ages of my relatives, I could have had cousins on that side over two decades younger than me (meaning that closely related people may very well have had a last common ancestor who had lived a good while before).
With the number of Simon's tangents and personal stories I have heard over the uhhh, JFC like 6 years listening, I was surprised to hear that he lost a parent as a kid. That's rough and I'm sorry to hear that happened.
Half way through and have to say the editing is, as usual, absolutely on point! How each editor can find so many related memes and video clips to the most random moments is incredible 🙌👌
It’s not quite as cringe as Simon’s story, but I have been asked what my parents would think of my tattoos (the most commonly visible ones are in the inside of my wrists) and I always reply “They don’t think owt cos they’re dead.” This is usually followed my mumbling so about ‘disrespectful youth’. I had them done when I was 25 and I’m 37 (though I do look quite a bit younger).
Good on ya mate! Great comeback! I sent my kid to a religious school because I wanted her to get a good education and that’s not possible where I live without private education. She was in kindergarten, a five year old child, and they, teachers and staff, told her I, specifically me, was going to hell because I have tattoos. It took several weeks of reassurance that if I was going to hell, it wasn’t because of my tattoos but my actions. Simon thinks it’s cringe, I think it was cringe for a teacher, who was obviously aware of the situation, to be such a douche. As far as “Christians” condemning anyone, look at the beam in your eye before you try and remove the mote from mine.
Respect is such a widely misunderstood concept. You should have no respect for strangers, as respect is earned. You should be courteous and civil, of course. But something that is not courteous is negatively commenting on a stranger's appearance - for instance their tattoos.
Need an OG epic BBQ of nothing but different intros that never get to a story. It could have all writers do multiple intros and the viewers could vote best intro based on Simon's rants!
I think that sounds like a great idea for a members stream! He can read the intros to rejected scripts and we get to vote for the one script revealed in full detail on the next stream. I do have to say I thoroughly enjoyed watching the geography quiz. Simon did way better than I thought he would. 😂😂
I remember the day Di died, my mum peeled every vegetable in the house and made a huge load of soup cos she couldn't stop peeling things as she watched the news, the freezer was full of soup for months........
Simon lost his mom when he was young. I am so sorry to hear. Now i feel like the dumm friend who knows him for years and never asked. Thank you for sharing. ❤
@@bigdog973 really? Thanks for mentioning that. I must have missed it. Now i feel even worst. I cant imagine how that must be. Both my parents are very old and i need to take alot of time to look after them.
@@bigdog973I've heard him mention his stepmom multiple times, but as far as his biological mom goes, it's the first I've heard of it. Of course, the Whistler-verse has been expanding quite rapidly since its inception.
6:26 Simon I’m so happy you confessed this story. I did the exact same thing shortly after my mum passed and i just feel validated that there are others who were just as messed up as I was back then.
Simon, it's super easy, use a C to C cable or C OTG cable + USB to C , and use your Tablet or Phone to power a Audio Interphase like a Focusrite 4i4 and use a CloudLifter or a Triton FetHead with one of your Shure SM7B's and you can get Chat-GPT to play his answers through your Shure SM7B Mic and also Speak to Chat-GPT through your Shure SM7B Mic. You're Welcome.
He would have to do it like BB or DtU, not one of his serious channels, because I would need to hear him ranting about it. It should be called "Rome, If You Want To"
The second gunman on the grassy knoll was a tall gray.. lol. If a 8 or 9ft alien was involved I'm pretty sure we would have asked about it in 1963. Never mind the babushka lady with a umbrella. The 9 ft gray alien stands out huge.. especially in a police lineup. Lol
4:30 - Chapter 1 - Princess diana 8:45 - Chapter 2 - President kennedy 13:40 - Chapter 3 - John lennon 17:45 - Chapter 4 - Abraham lincoln 20:15 - Chapter 5 - XXXTentacion PS: 14:00 - We are still waiting for the Chat Trone
I'm American so didn't know a thing about Red Dwarf until randomly someone I worked with burned me all of the seasons on DVDs and gave them to me. I just wanted to say thank you again to that random co-worker because I have loved Red Dwarf ever since.
Just wanna say I'm also a huge fan of 11/22/63, one of my favorite SK books... it's so absurd, a diner that somehow has a portal to 1958 hidden in the kitchen lol... but it's SO freaking good, can't recommend it enough. Also, yes, both Lincoln and Kennedy spoke out about changing the financial and banking systems in America, and both got assassinated in public in a very messy way, so make of that what you will.
The song “Imagine”, was one of John Lennon’s biggest songs, but I saw him in an interview once where, according to him, was mostly written by Yoko Ono. He also demanded that on every song that was put out, had his name listed 1st. Even if it was written by Paul McCartney. He was my hero for many, many years, and I was so disappointed, when I learned about his true self. Anytime I hear “Imagine” now, I get very sad. 😢
splitting routes like /r/ and /u/ partitions paths into distinct sections of the site, which allows for queries in the url string or further paths to go down that are unique to each parent route. You could do this ad infinitum for organizational purposes, as well as version control ( /v1/ and /v2/ of an app) or just to keep branches leaner and easier to debug
If I had a nickel for every time I saw Simon realized that Dave and him were the same age, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
A Southland Tales meme!!? None of the editors have used a Southland Tales meme before, who was this? That brought much needed joy, whoever you were I thank you.
Not really. A lot of people die when their kids are young. My mum died when I was 3. It happens a lot when you look into it. I know about 10 or so people who's mum/dad died before their kids wore 18.
Yeah, most conspiracies are believed by people who do not want to accept that sometimes things just happen, that one individual of no import can do one thing that has lasting repercussions for the rest of the world.
There is no conspiracy that they stole the election and no planes brought the towers STRAIGHT DOWN like perfect controlled demolitions. Where were the F-16s when the plane's crossed restricted airspace. The 2.3 trillion dollars missing the day before was the reason they hit the Pentagon with a missile at the spot where the computers were that held all the information about the money. U won't know real reality listening to the MSM cuz they are owned by the new world order freaks.
Thank you Simon, I’m not alone in using dark humor regarding the early loss of a parent to both deal and when feeling petty about what someone has just said.
Have you heard of the Scottish rite, skull and bones, reemasonry, eastern stars… can keep going haha there definitely is, 15-20 years ago you were crazy for saying skull and bones exists and has a room at Yale , now it’s almost public knowledge they exist and have a room 322 at Yale.
Simon, thank you for telling that story about your mother. I was 13 when my mother died. About a decade later, in the early 2000's, there were many "your mamma" jokes going around the States. I would point out each time that my mother was dead and that these jokes were not funny to those who didn't have a mom. I appreciate you sharing your story.
Dave! Don't go to Simon's office! That's how he trapped Danny and the others in the basement! P. S. However if you do, bring a dog. I'm sure the others would love a companion.
If your ever in dallas tx you’re family has a place to stay right behind the place where lee Harvey was found. Bonus points for going swimming and shopping at the bar
I'm slightly concerned about the tension I see on your XLR cable. Can't tell for sure but it looks like you might want to give it a little slack to prevent damage to the pins.
Lemmino does a great video on the Illuminati and explaining how the Illuminati was formed, its members and the ideas and principles it upheld (which btw are exactly what you’d like Simon)
I have one of those brothers as well lol 😭 Also, Simon's story about the lamp post and his teacher being mortified - can totally relate, and definitely made me laugh. Like it's obviously not fun losing a parent so young, but it does sometimes make for funny situations.
2:00 that’s why I’m fascinated by people who believe in these elaborate conspiracy theories. Stop giving them so much credit… they’re far too disorganized and just plain stupid to pull it off.
If it's there to cover you from legal action, then I don't think you need "allegedly" in the title. It would defeat their whole "secret cabal" thing if they came out and sued you.
I was stuck on a ferry from Haines to Bellingham and the only book I had was the DaVinci Code. I have never been so bored. And, yes, John Lennon was an absolute POS to the people around him. The reason his last word was "Yes" was because the EMTs rushing him to the hospital asked him if he was John Lennon.
Based on it being the 60s, the thick of the Cold War, and Oswald having previously defected to Russia, I’d put money on the US government holding back how close they came to WW3 thinking it was all a Russian plot.
The problem with Dan brown is even though his books are really enjoyable he loses his mind on the last chapter every time! I swear I have been thinking of writing a book of just alternate endings for his books, anything would be an improvement
This was a really good brain blaze. I learned some new things about Simon, laughed my ass off, and got some existential horror from chatgpt. Thanks factboi!
I think the next step has revealed itself... we need a script, investigating the origins of the illuminati... trace it all the way back... to ... ROME! LMAO Simon would dig it. LOL
6:26 "She wouldn't say anything because she's dead." Simon using sarcasm to deal with his pain since age 12.
Literally. I didn’t even know his mom died I was shook by that line
Had a friend who did something similar, he went to put a bag of chips in the bin but missed and they spilled over the floor, before he could react some old woman had a go at him and was "what if you gran slipped on that" without missing a beat he replied "I'd be more concerned she was walking around she's be dead a long time" the old biddy didn't find it so funny
Allegedly. We don’t know what he was up to from one to eleven.
That teacher remembers that to this day. It's one of those thoughts that randomly pops up when you can't sleep.
I didn’t see it as cringe just as serious sarcasm and smack talk. Major dark humor
"You, Me, and ChatGPT" Simon's upcoming romance novel 😂
The bedroom scene is very informative!
pretty much, yeah 💯🌶️💥😈 🔥🤣😂😅💀😱😎
12 yr old Simon was COOOLD BLOOODED
Pampered British child with zero morals? Yup.
Bill Burr is playing JFK.
ITS GLORIOUS. Defrosted
Hahaha I pulled the same line in my early teens, my dad passed when I was 4 😂. Really makes people rethink the guilt-trip, and that's always a good thing
Ice cold!
Between Simon's different channels, he has made it onto so many watch lists
He went to China once and they asked if he was there to make a video, he wasn't lol
The CIA is a subscriber. They're too cheap to become a channel member though.
@@colter0045😂😂😂😂😂
When you bring back ETA you should let him be the face of ChatGPT…. He’ll finally be the co-star you’ve always wanted.
just slap the ipad on our ogbb boi and let him carry us on towards bright futures and green pastures
Official bring back ETA poll
Chat gpt sounds like a politician attempting to avoid a question
LOL
😂
I don't like his use of chat GTP chat GTP isn't some thing you should rely on for everything you do Mama Max did that for legal stuff and look what happened to him got laughed at for it
That's exactly how chat GPT works. It's always trying to find the most pleasing response for the user, even if it is lies.
The "what would your mother say" anecdote - I have had replied similar regarding my father when younger. The way people's faces dropped...
My son was eight when his (estranged) father died of alcoholism. He occasionally played the "dead dad" card.
Bit different scenario, but i’ve had pushy strangers ask if i have kids (totally fine). I say no. “Well why not?” (Not fine)
“We had one, but he died,” shuts them up every time
@@alisaurus4224 Yes, that's one of the questions only idiots ask "why don't you have children?" - the reason can often be very tragic or just intensely personal.
Something similar happened to me. I remember telling a student her parents would be disappointed to hear about her behavior. She said, “They can’t hear anything cause they’re dead.” I cried in my car.
Evil doesn’t need be intelligent to do harm.
Most of the time the inteligent evil does the most harm. ;)
@@RudalPL Depends on your view of intelligence. That is subjective, so I won't argue any point in that.
My mom died when I was 16. The morning after she died I ran into a girl I had briefly dated and the first thing she asked me was "How's your mom?" I looked her straight in the eyes and replied "She died last night", paused for a moment and then turned and walked away.
The look she had on her face for that brief moment was one I'll never forget.
Simon saying “Daddy Roosevelt” caught me SO off guard. That is also NOT how they’re related 😂
It was something like the younger one being the son-in-law of the older one's sibling or something (as well as both belonging to the same larger clan by blood, one of the last examples of the fashion of wealthy white US citizens to keep marriage inside the family).
@@jorgelotr3752 Their last common ancestor was born in the 1600s, so their relation was quite distant.
@@Callidous 5th cousins, from what I see. I don't usually mind the years when ones last common ancestors was born, because the number of generations doen't correlate perfectly with time passed; e.g. my great-grandfather would have been 100 years old had he lived when I was born, and I have siblings over a decade younger than me, not to mention that, given the ages of my relatives, I could have had cousins on that side over two decades younger than me (meaning that closely related people may very well have had a last common ancestor who had lived a good while before).
Simon seems very excitable in this episode. I love Dave and Simon as a team
With the number of Simon's tangents and personal stories I have heard over the uhhh, JFC like 6 years listening, I was surprised to hear that he lost a parent as a kid. That's rough and I'm sorry to hear that happened.
If Simon disappears after this video, we know what happened. 😂😂
Died of cringe
Went on holiday...... again.
The writers finally broke out, and shoved *him* in the Blazement
No. One day during a live blaze Dave shows up and starts eating paper. We'll know what it means
He’s probably too busy creating his 56th TH-cam channel
Half way through and have to say the editing is, as usual, absolutely on point!
How each editor can find so many related memes and video clips to the most random moments is incredible 🙌👌
One thing I've learnt in my 60 years is that there is noone that really knows what they're doing.
Well not according to Christian’s
It’s not quite as cringe as Simon’s story, but I have been asked what my parents would think of my tattoos (the most commonly visible ones are in the inside of my wrists) and I always reply “They don’t think owt cos they’re dead.” This is usually followed my mumbling so about ‘disrespectful youth’. I had them done when I was 25 and I’m 37 (though I do look quite a bit younger).
The audacity, they talk about disrespect when they should be saying “my condolences” or you, something respectful of similar nature….
Good on ya mate! Great comeback!
I sent my kid to a religious school because I wanted her to get a good education and that’s not possible where I live without private education. She was in kindergarten, a five year old child, and they, teachers and staff, told her I, specifically me, was going to hell because I have tattoos. It took several weeks of reassurance that if I was going to hell, it wasn’t because of my tattoos but my actions.
Simon thinks it’s cringe, I think it was cringe for a teacher, who was obviously aware of the situation, to be such a douche.
As far as “Christians” condemning anyone, look at the beam in your eye before you try and remove the mote from mine.
Respect is such a widely misunderstood concept. You should have no respect for strangers, as respect is earned.
You should be courteous and civil, of course. But something that is not courteous is negatively commenting on a stranger's appearance - for instance their tattoos.
@@mattiemathis9549I'm sorry your child went through that. Clearly those teachers who call themselves Christians are not living very Christian lives.
@@mattiemathis9549 That's awful. People like that shouldn't be teachers.
GPT: tries its best to be indirect and give context to John Lenon story
Simon: he said yes
that Where Ever I May Roam cut-in had me rolling
Need an OG epic BBQ of nothing but different intros that never get to a story. It could have all writers do multiple intros and the viewers could vote best intro based on Simon's rants!
I think that sounds like a great idea for a members stream! He can read the intros to rejected scripts and we get to vote for the one script revealed in full detail on the next stream.
I do have to say I thoroughly enjoyed watching the geography quiz. Simon did way better than I thought he would. 😂😂
Also need to mention... Resurrect Danny from Simons illuminati initiation for #zombieDanny
Missed the opportunity for an April fools episode where he just gets a massive set of intros about a topic and then it ends.
The editor is taking over Simon in terms of comedic genius
there are more than one. I think there's been 3. Sam, Lorelei and Julian
@@cockatoo010 yea I know, I never pay enough attention to remember which is which😁
They always do their best to make fun of him. It’s a part of the joke.
@@Marykate465 yea I love it😁 I follow channels mostly based on personality
I remember the day Di died, my mum peeled every vegetable in the house and made a huge load of soup cos she couldn't stop peeling things as she watched the news, the freezer was full of soup for months........
Simon lost his mom when he was young. I am so sorry to hear. Now i feel like the dumm friend who knows him for years and never asked.
Thank you for sharing. ❤
It's not the first time he's mentioned his mum passing he's always referring to his step mum
@@bigdog973 really? Thanks for mentioning that. I must have missed it. Now i feel even worst. I cant imagine how that must be. Both my parents are very old and i need to take alot of time to look after them.
@@bigdog973I've heard him mention his stepmom multiple times, but as far as his biological mom goes, it's the first I've heard of it. Of course, the Whistler-verse has been expanding quite rapidly since its inception.
@@JeeVeeHaych exactly I think he mentioned it her passing when he was young vaugrly somewhere but it hurts to get into
At least he had a backup mom…allegedly.
6:26 Simon I’m so happy you confessed this story. I did the exact same thing shortly after my mum passed and i just feel validated that there are others who were just as messed up as I was back then.
My compliments to the editor for the reverb on "the gays," chefs kiss.
Thank you ❤
@@samuel_avila it's you! All Simon's editors are pretty great, but you've always been my fave 😁
@@ultimateskillchain thanks ❤️
Love the sound effect of Simon walking off to find ChatGPT.
I was hoping the chair would talk. Must be a different editor who does that.
Simon, it's super easy, use a C to C cable or C OTG cable + USB to C , and use your Tablet or Phone to power a Audio Interphase like a Focusrite 4i4 and use a CloudLifter or a Triton FetHead with one of your Shure SM7B's and you can get Chat-GPT to play his answers through your Shure SM7B Mic and also Speak to Chat-GPT through your Shure SM7B Mic. You're Welcome.
Absolutely love the “Rome”, channel idea! So much content! I would love to see it!
I’m so glad I’m not the only factboi fan who shouted “yes!” To the Rome channel
Me too. Plus the pained tangents as Simon fights his distaste/boredom vs his capitalist heart. 😅
He would have to do it like BB or DtU, not one of his serious channels, because I would need to hear him ranting about it.
It should be called "Rome, If You Want To"
This was hands down one of the more funny videos! Keep it up!
Alien involvement in the Kennedy Assination? You mean the Daleks were responsible?
Cybermen!
The second gunman on the grassy knoll was a tall gray.. lol. If a 8 or 9ft alien was involved I'm pretty sure we would have asked about it in 1963. Never mind the babushka lady with a umbrella. The 9 ft gray alien stands out huge.. especially in a police lineup. Lol
Simon's story about the teacher is hilarious. never change, Simon.
4:30 - Chapter 1 - Princess diana
8:45 - Chapter 2 - President kennedy
13:40 - Chapter 3 - John lennon
17:45 - Chapter 4 - Abraham lincoln
20:15 - Chapter 5 - XXXTentacion
PS: 14:00 - We are still waiting for the Chat Trone
Edits on this are spicy
Love it 😂
I'm American so didn't know a thing about Red Dwarf until randomly someone I worked with burned me all of the seasons on DVDs and gave them to me. I just wanted to say thank you again to that random co-worker because I have loved Red Dwarf ever since.
My god your editor is AMAZING 😂
Just wanna say I'm also a huge fan of 11/22/63, one of my favorite SK books... it's so absurd, a diner that somehow has a portal to 1958 hidden in the kitchen lol... but it's SO freaking good, can't recommend it enough.
Also, yes, both Lincoln and Kennedy spoke out about changing the financial and banking systems in America, and both got assassinated in public in a very messy way, so make of that what you will.
I have never heard Da Vinci pronounced like that.
I have. By Simon. In other videos. It hurts my autistic pedantry.
Didn’t he corrected himself in one of the last videos? Apparently he already forgot about it. lol
@Sch0field8 to be fair, he's corrected his own pronunciation of the word Lengthy a few times now, and still mispronounces it 😂
DA VINKI
+1000000000000000 points for the Red Dwarf reference. You should do an episode blazing Red Dwarf and its absurdity.
I fucking love Red Dwarf. I'd appreciate more references in the future.
It’s cold outside. No kind of atmosphere…
... I'm all alone, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here
Fun, fun, fun!
The song “Imagine”, was one of John Lennon’s biggest songs, but I saw him in an interview once where, according to him, was mostly written by Yoko Ono.
He also demanded that on every song that was put out, had his name listed 1st. Even if it was written by Paul McCartney.
He was my hero for many, many years, and I was so disappointed, when I learned about his true self. Anytime I hear “Imagine” now, I get very sad. 😢
"Anywhere I Rome" - omfg editor, that was hilarious!
splitting routes like /r/ and /u/ partitions paths into distinct sections of the site, which allows for queries in the url string or further paths to go down that are unique to each parent route. You could do this ad infinitum for organizational purposes, as well as version control ( /v1/ and /v2/ of an app) or just to keep branches leaner and easier to debug
so many ppl seem to be worried about ai, and here's Simon just embracing it as a new friend... lol love it!
If I had a nickel for every time I saw Simon realized that Dave and him were the same age, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
A Southland Tales meme!!?
None of the editors have used a Southland Tales meme before, who was this?
That brought much needed joy, whoever you were I thank you.
THR UNNECESSARY LAUGHING IS CHILDISH 💯
Simon’s bromance with ChatGPT warms my cold dead heart
Anyone else super surprised that Simon’s Mum died when her was only 12?! 😢
Yes
Not really. A lot of people die when their kids are young. My mum died when I was 3. It happens a lot when you look into it. I know about 10 or so people who's mum/dad died before their kids wore 18.
Yeah I feel like a bad friend for only finding out now. Simon is alot stronger than I
No it's a channel meme by now.
He mentioned it before on CasCrim
Lmao that fkn codex files intro...fantastic 😂😂
That bit at 1:24 about the incompetence of adults is so true
I was hoping to hear ChatGPT say "douchey"...
The really scary thing is there is no “conspiracy”. No one is in charge. It’s like Kafka’s The Castle.
Excellent! 👍🏻
Yeah, most conspiracies are believed by people who do not want to accept that sometimes things just happen, that one individual of no import can do one thing that has lasting repercussions for the rest of the world.
There is no conspiracy that they stole the election and no planes brought the towers STRAIGHT DOWN like perfect controlled demolitions. Where were the F-16s when the plane's crossed restricted airspace. The 2.3 trillion dollars missing the day before was the reason they hit the Pentagon with a missile at the spot where the computers were that held all the information about the money. U won't know real reality listening to the MSM cuz they are owned by the new world order freaks.
Thank you Simon, I’m not alone in using dark humor regarding the early loss of a parent to both deal and when feeling petty about what someone has just said.
Is your kid's name is Remus as in Rome?!? Too good😂
He uses Romulus and Remus as code names for his kids so they can keep some privacy
Oh thank God.
12 yo Simon was SAVAGE 🤣🤣
ROCKO! Sweet clip. Loved that show.
9:41 Lmfaoooo that Metallica edit was 10/10. Did not expect that 😂
Once again i will say that your editors need a raise.
Question: How's it a "top secret organization" if everyone knows about it?
Shhh
Have you heard of the Scottish rite, skull and bones, reemasonry, eastern stars… can keep going haha there definitely is, 15-20 years ago you were crazy for saying skull and bones exists and has a room at Yale , now it’s almost public knowledge they exist and have a room 322 at Yale.
Simon, thank you for telling that story about your mother. I was 13 when my mother died. About a decade later, in the early 2000's, there were many "your mamma" jokes going around the States. I would point out each time that my mother was dead and that these jokes were not funny to those who didn't have a mom. I appreciate you sharing your story.
My dad died when I was 13, I still make jokes exactly like that to people...
and I'm 30
That Red Dwarf episode is my favorite episode of the entire series! It was actually really clever!
Dave! Don't go to Simon's office! That's how he trapped Danny and the others in the basement!
P. S. However if you do, bring a dog. I'm sure the others would love a companion.
But then the dog will also be captive 😢
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValleyNah, Simon would shoot it on sight. You haven't heard? He hates dogs more than anything else.
If your ever in dallas tx you’re family has a place to stay right behind the place where lee Harvey was found. Bonus points for going swimming and shopping at the bar
Simon I love that dark story, as a person whom lost a parent very young having humor is a very healthy way to get through hard things.
Does Simon have any videos about Bohemian Grove? I would love to see his take on that rabbit hole.
Sam, you absolute legend for putting Southland Tales in this video.
According to Yoko Ono he was still on that same time DV wise. His public face might have changed some but he was still the same man behind it all
I love how Simon crapped all over Rome, and then later on talks about his son, Remus.
You wouldn't believe what they don't tell the President.They call it plausible deniability
I'm slightly concerned about the tension I see on your XLR cable. Can't tell for sure but it looks like you might want to give it a little slack to prevent damage to the pins.
That Rome bit made me bust out laughing. 10/10 editing, love you all and your work.
Lemmino does a great video on the Illuminati and explaining how the Illuminati was formed, its members and the ideas and principles it upheld (which btw are exactly what you’d like Simon)
the next you tube they showed after this for me was Overly Sarcastic -the history of Rome!
I have one of those brothers as well lol 😭
Also, Simon's story about the lamp post and his teacher being mortified - can totally relate, and definitely made me laugh. Like it's obviously not fun losing a parent so young, but it does sometimes make for funny situations.
You're right Simon, that is a banger of a book.
I love the little tangents Simon goes on. Sad to hear about his mum passing at a young age
Kind of surprised we haven't gotten a Casual Criminalist on Lennon now that I think of it
ChatGPT being pro-John Lennon was always going to be the thing that turned Simon against it.
2:00 that’s why I’m fascinated by people who believe in these elaborate conspiracy theories. Stop giving them so much credit… they’re far too disorganized and just plain stupid to pull it off.
Next Brain Blaze episode "Crazy Laws in Rome" *Simon reading the title* "aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh"
A day after this video got posted: "Simon Whistler"
That Metallica edit had me rolling. 🤣
If it's there to cover you from legal action, then I don't think you need "allegedly" in the title. It would defeat their whole "secret cabal" thing if they came out and sued you.
It depends on the context. Sometimes the alleged is to cover from legal trouble, other times it’s to cover from being misquoted in believing bullshit.
Oh thank you for that Metallica segment, it is magnificent lol ❤
I was stuck on a ferry from Haines to Bellingham and the only book I had was the DaVinci Code. I have never been so bored.
And, yes, John Lennon was an absolute POS to the people around him. The reason his last word was "Yes" was because the EMTs rushing him to the hospital asked him if he was John Lennon.
"everyone's incompetent. How's this whole world work?" 😂
Pretty much why it is falling apart
You, me, and ChatGPT needs to be merch Simon.
Based on it being the 60s, the thick of the Cold War, and Oswald having previously defected to Russia, I’d put money on the US government holding back how close they came to WW3 thinking it was all a Russian plot.
New editor? Nice sense of humour
Nah, it’s me
Tell the tangents fact boi 😂 we love it 🥰
Hello fellow blazers. Hope all is well n swell 😊
This episode is deep
@marcbeebee6969 for reals 😄. Laughing cuz i dont wanna cry
10:10 yesss Red Dwarf mentioned, as a Canadian viewer of both BB and RD I love this
OMG SIMON you almost assassinated me with your flagpole story!!!! lololol 😂😂😂 "Because she's dead" ☠️
The problem with Dan brown is even though his books are really enjoyable he loses his mind on the last chapter every time! I swear I have been thinking of writing a book of just alternate endings for his books, anything would be an improvement
This was a really good brain blaze. I learned some new things about Simon, laughed my ass off, and got some existential horror from chatgpt. Thanks factboi!
"You, me and chat gpt" 😂
I think the next step has revealed itself... we need a script, investigating the origins of the illuminati... trace it all the way back... to ... ROME! LMAO
Simon would dig it. LOL
As a Forestry student "Daddy Roosevelt" has me CRACKING up
The Metallica Wherever I May Roam was on point😂